Wedding Crashing in the Philippines

Summary

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Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Wedding Crashing in the Philippines

Release Date: December 5, 2025

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Overview

In this lively and unpredictable episode, David, Jason, Natalie, and John dive into the chaos of their daily lives, reflect on fan dedication, argue about morning attitudes, and most notably, share their excitement (and awkwardness) about crashing John’s brother’s wedding in the Philippines. The conversation ranges from classic Dobrik bathroom stories to authentic cultural traditions—making for an episode filled with raw honesty, roasting, spontaneous philosophy, and travel shenanigans.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Spotify Wrapped, Superfans, and Listener Shoutouts

• The crew reacts to being featured in many top Spotify Wrapped lists, with David overwhelmed by DMs from listeners, and jokes about rewarding the most obsessed fans.
  • “I saw somebody. Somebody asked me for a car because they're in the top 14%.”
    —David Dobrik [01:46]
  • Juan Cruz gets a special shoutout for logging 111,000 minutes listened, sparking laughter and many inappropriate jokes aimed at their “number one fan.”

David's Outdoor Bathroom Habits

• David shares in detail his penchant for urinating in random spots around the house during movie nights—often on the pickleball court and balcony—with John occasionally becoming an unsuspecting victim.
  • “You’re like a fucking cat.”
    —Natalie [06:45]
  • “Upstairs is the best one. Dude, it's so gross upstairs. That's the grossest one.”
    —David Dobrik [06:55]
  • Breakdown of “Simulation” talk: David admits he sometimes stands on the balcony mentally requesting to “open up the sky,” convinced he’s in a simulation and waiting for a sign from the universe.
    • “I’m a strong believer that we are in a simulation. ...Like, I did this two days ago, and I was like, land now, now, now. Or like, open up the sky now.”
      —David Dobrik [07:57]

An Unusually Fast Dinner Experience

• The group recounts a bizarrely rapid meal at Casalina, in which they were served and out the door in 30 minutes, theorizing it was due to their underdressed appearance or a restaurant “flow state.”
  • “We were in the car at 8:15. I'm not exaggerating.”
    —David Dobrik [11:16]
  • “I called Natalie right after in the car... She couldn't believe it.”
    —David Dobrik [12:59]

Roasts and Hurt Feelings

• Jokes about Kevin Hart roasting Michael Jordan segue into a candid discussion of which jabs genuinely hurt their feelings.
  • “Is it hard, like, being ugly?...It must be really hard, like, every day, like, just being ugly.”
    —David Dobrik impersonating himself to Natalie [17:03]
• Jason admits to regularly catching feelings over jokes about his age, while the gang teases him for being unable to take a joke.

Natalie’s Editing “Sleep/Eat” Routine

• The iconic burrito scene: The team laughs about Natalie’s editing snacks, her tendency to drift into naps, and David’s frustration about her “energy management.”
  • “The thing that stresses me about Natalie is, all she does is eat shit and sleep. ...She does it in the fastest rotation when we're editing.”
    —David Dobrik [17:59]

Morning Moods and Household Dynamics

• Natalie and David bicker about who is crankier in the mornings, with everyone chiming in on the struggle of getting along before caffeine and food.
  • “You wake up like... at least four out of seven days you wake up not in the best of moods.”
    —Natalie [21:57]
  • “You're a bit of a bear.”
    —Jason [22:19]

Favorite “Versions” of Each Other

• The crew debates Natalie’s “best side”—be it Party Natalie, Chill Natalie, or Long Car Ride Natalie, with David and Jason expressing appreciation for her more relaxed alter egos.

Upcoming Travels & Wedding in the Philippines

• The episode’s central plot: The group gears up for trips to Vegas, Sydney for New Year’s, and finally, the Philippines for John’s brother’s wedding, which they fear they’re turning into a minor invasion.
  • “John’s like, anybody can come [to the wedding]...so that was like, seven of us going to the wedding.”
    —David Dobrik [28:54]
  • David marvels at Filipino hospitality and jokes about Filipino villains in movies.
• Side segment: John tests David on Filipino (Tagalog) phrases, with David confidently (but not always accurately) translating.
  • “But Filipino is, you know—it's the second most closest language to the English language.”
    —David Dobrik, joking [30:29]

Filipino Customs & Family Stories

• John explains traditional respect gestures (“bless the hand”) performed with elders, and shares why he lives in the U.S. despite his family owning a hotel in the Philippines.
  • “You usually do it as, like, a sign of respect... to your aunt and uncles.”
    —John [34:23]

Thoughts on Massages & Love Languages

• Natalie discovers luxury spa services cost $25 in Manila; David considers “getting touched more,” citing TikTok-psychology about touch as a love language.

Reflections on Friendship, Success, and Appreciation

• Jason gets sentimental about how David changed his and Alex’s lives:
  • “He didn’t just fucking buy you a car. He gave you a life.”
    —Jason [38:59]

Closing Banter & Notes

• Natalie bravely reads a personal note:
  • “I had another realization that I feel the most beautiful that I’ve ever felt in my life right now in this very moment.”
    —Natalie [40:09]
• Jason retells a nostalgic story about a hometown boxer fighting Mike Tyson, adding a dose of underdog pride.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Juan Cruz is fucking jerking off to this pod.”
  —David Dobrik [02:48]

• “I always do a customary pee to finish our COD section.”
  —David Dobrik [07:07]

• “I was like, this doesn't make sense. Like, you hired the wrong people for this. They would have taken you in in a heartbeat.”
  —David Dobrik on Filipino movie villains [28:22]

• “She does it in the fastest rotation when we're editing. ...after she eats she’s like, got it. I have energy now...and then she'll literally start dozing off.”
  —David Dobrik [18:13]

• “If you die tomorrow, that one that you did for Alex ...you should feel good about that one, because that one is ... you should get the Nobel Prize. Not the Nobel Prize, but. But, like, you should feel good about that.”
  —Jason [39:07]

• “I feel the most beautiful that I've ever felt in my life right now in this very moment.”
  —Natalie reading her note [40:09]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Thanking Spotify listeners, superfan shoutouts: [01:08-03:14]
• David’s bathroom stories & simulation philosophy: [03:49-09:37]
• Dinner at Casalina “speed run”: [10:16-13:14]
• Roast culture & feelings about jokes: [15:32-20:28]
• Natalie’s editing routine: [17:59-18:57]
• Dynamic of morning moods: [21:38-22:59]
• Trips & Philippines wedding plans: [25:25-29:59]
• Filipino language/gestures & family: [30:08-34:43]
• Massages & love language talk: [36:39-37:59]
• Jason on David giving Alex a DJ career: [38:52-39:33]
• Natalie’s “I feel beautiful” note: [40:09-40:43]
• Medfield boxer vs. Tyson story: [41:02-44:51]

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Tone & Style

The episode is irreverent, honest, self-deprecating, and packed with inside jokes, asides, and loving mockery. The interplay between the hosts highlights not just their comedic rhythms but also genuine moments of affection and vulnerability.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a classic VIEWS experience, blending chaotic group energy with rare glimmers of heart—whether pondering the simulation, laughing at themselves, or expressing real gratitude for their journey and each other. The preview of their upcoming Philippines trip promises future mayhem, and the group’s chemistry shines, keeping both returning fans and the uninitiated entertained throughout.

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Transcript

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[Natalie]

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[David Dobrik]

What's up, guys? Welcome to Views. First of all, like to say thank you to all the Spotify rap people. I've never gotten more DMs in my entire life. For the last, like the last, like two days have been crazy. Or like last day, everybody's saying that we're on that we're on their top of the Spotify. Whatever that is. They were on the top of their Spotify leaderboards.

[Natalie]

Have you seen anybody that's been like a 0.01 percenter?

[Jason]

Oh, yeah, I got. I got an email from a guy that was like, what does that mean?

[David Dobrik]

Like, they've listened to the most amount of time, like on the pod.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah. They listen to multiple.

[Natalie]

They're in the top 1% of our listeners because they've listened to whatever.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. No, no. I saw somebody. Somebody asked me for a car because they're in the top 14%.

[Natalie]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

So now I have to go and respond to that person and say, never mind. I didn't know there was 0.01 percenters. We should reward people.

[Natalie]

We should. If anybody can. Can share that they're a.001 percenter, they.

[David Dobrik]

Can hang out with Natalie.

[Jason]

I was really hoping for David, but I guess it's cool too.

[Natalie]

I'm the better time.

[David Dobrik]

That'd be really funny. We should send you to our top 0.01%.

[Natalie]

Send me.

[David Dobrik]

We're sending Natalie to you for about an hour. She'll answer any questions you have about the pod.

[Natalie]

We can eat food and chat about the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie will most likely use your bathroom right after the food.

Please prepare. We will also send a cleaning staff after.

[Jason]

Okay, so shout out to Juan Cruz. He has 111,000 minutes. Top 0.05%.

[Natalie]

Yeah, that's a crazy. That's.

[David Dobrik]

How many minutes has he listened to it.

[Jason]

111,000 minutes.

[David Dobrik]

111,000.

[Natalie]

How many days of his life has he been listening?

[David Dobrik]

Juan Cruz is fucking jerking off to this pod.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

I only have those kinds of numbers on reoccurring videos that I've watched on pornhub. That's something that this guy comes back to. Are you masturbating, Juan? This episode is just for you.

We're gonna slow it down. Juan Cruz, sit back, relax, enjoy the ride, and just cru.

[Jason]

Thank you, David.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. We really appreciate it. A 12 year old boy. We just did that. Oh, my God.

[Natalie]

Jesus Christ.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, all right, let's. I actually don't even know what that means. 111,000 hours.

[John]

Like, there's no way you guys have that much podcast.

[David Dobrik]

111 minutes.

[Natalie]

No, old episodes too. Like, maybe he went back in the catalog.

[Jason]

Yeah, well, I listened to him over and over again.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Have you listened to old episodes?

[Jason]

Yeah, if I'm on the treadmill, I'll. I'll just go to like a really old.

[David Dobrik]

This is so crazy. I've never listened to. I've never listened to one of these podcasts. It's kind of cool.

[Natalie]

In full. Not even in the beginning when you had like.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason]

He's never heard it.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think so. Yeah, These could be completely different from. I've definitely heard segments. I know that we exist on, like, in audio format, but I don't think I've ever listened to one fully. Oh, yesterday. So, fun fact. I. I go when we're watching movies and we're having movie night. So the movie, we have a movie room and it's connected to the living room. And instead of going to the bathroom, I go out the movie room side and I kind of just pee, like outside.

[Jason]

God damn. Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I pee on your pickleball court. I don't pee. There's a grass area before the pickleball court.

[Jason]

It's not real grass.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but I mean, animals pee there anyway. It doesn't matter.

[Natalie]

I don't think they do.

[David Dobrik]

Well, regardless. Yes, it's bad. I shouldn't do it, but I do it. I pee outside. I look out at the view. The view's beautiful. Especially at night. The moon is usually always in the same place. Cause we watch movies. Movies are on 11. And like, I can clock where we are with the movie. Where the moon is. When I go outside to pee and I peel live. I have a. I have a weird bladder. Tiny bladder. So I'm like out there, like Three or four times during a movie. And it's just a short distance, and it's just great. I'm just, like, literally looking. I'm getting a breeze as I'm peeing. It just feels good. Anyway, yesterday I was peeing and I was looking out. I was like, I think there's something flying at us.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I was like, guys, guys, guys, stop the movie. Please stop the movie. Or whatever we were saying. I was like, I think there's something in the sky. And then John's like, well, let me look this up. And John Googled it, or whatever. He went on the SpaceX app. And it was a rocket launch that I caught, like, perfectly at the beginning of it taking off. It was incredible. And I'm like, guys, I do this because it was, like, burning in the sky. I was like, this must be a rocket. And then John came out and he's like, where's the rocket? I'm like, it's right there, you fucking dumbass. And he couldn't see it. And I'm like, it's over. And I was like, just walk over here. And he's like, ah, there it is. And he's looking at it. And as he's looking at it, I look down. I'm like, sean, you're standing in my pants.

[John]

What made it worse?

[David Dobrik]

It was really good.

[John]

Cause he's.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. What?

[John]

I was barefoot.

[David Dobrik]

Like, oh, yeah, she was barefoot. He was barefoot.

[Natalie]

How did you not feel that you stepped in pee?

[David Dobrik]

He was. Okay, so. Okay, so I do kind of pee on the pickleball court. So it's not really the pickleball court, but there's a part of grass, and then with splash. With splash damage, you get a little on the court.

[Natalie]

That's so crazy. Just like, the toilet is the same distance.

[John]

Literally the same distance. But where does the toilet go?

[Jason]

No, it's closer.

[David Dobrik]

Where does the toilet go? Outside. Same place.

[Jason]

This house is so big that you can't walk to the bathroom. That's insane.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, maybe a problem. It's also if I walk that way.

[Jason]

Wear a diaper.

[David Dobrik]

No, the problem is, if I walk in that direction, there's two things I'm hitting. I'm walking by the tv, which is, like, just rude. And two, I'm walking by the fridge, which is gonna be rude when people ask me for drinks.

[Natalie]

No one's gonna ask you for anything.

[Jason]

Grab me a Dr. Pepper.

[David Dobrik]

Nope. I'd rather go pee on the pickle.

[Jason]

No, I see you don't do drinks.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So I guess I gotta work on that. Okay, I'll start peeing. Does it freak you out when I pee weird places, John?

[John]

No. Honestly, I mean, I. I think you have, like, what, eight, eight, nine spots around the house.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God. You're like a fucking cat.

[David Dobrik]

I don't have eight or nine spots. I have, like, one, two, three. I have like, four or five. I have one upstairs. I would do upstairs.

[John]

You come upstairs.

[David Dobrik]

Upstairs is the best one. Dude, it's so gross upstairs. That's the grossest one.

[Jason]

You poop on the balcony.

[Natalie]

You poop on the balcony?

[Jason]

Well.

[David Dobrik]

Cause after we play cod. Yeah. We all, like, meet in the upstairs living room.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And I always do a customary pee to finish our COD section.

[Jason]

Yeah, you do it off the balcony.

[David Dobrik]

No, I do it on the balcony.

[Jason]

You do it on the balcony. Jesus Christ.

[David Dobrik]

You know that little. You know the little outside area? That courtyard? Yeah.

[Natalie]

That's where you pee in the courtyard.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. There's a drain. I hit the drain. I don't hit the drain. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's bad.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And what do you say when you go out on the balcony?

[David Dobrik]

I go, hoorah.

[Jason]

No, no, no. You go. When you try to, like, jump out of the simulation, you say, open up the sky. Right.

[John]

This is.

[Jason]

That's from the episode of Natalie. Cut.

[David Dobrik]

I've only. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why?

[Natalie]

I don't know.

[Jason]

We did an episode like last. Last week, and you cut that, and it was. It was way. It was like a way out there episode.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, can you put a segment in it right now?

[Jason]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

You know, I always, like. I'm like. I'm a strong believer that we are in a simulation. And, like, I'll stand outside on my balcony and I'll be like. Like, I did this two days ago, and I was like, do it land now? Like, in my head, I was like, land now, now, now. Or like, open up the sky now.

[Jason]

But on your balcony and you're looking out and you're saying, open up the sky now.

[David Dobrik]

I don't say it out loud. I just say it. Yeah, I think it.

[Jason]

And. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And I've said it before, obviously, because I. Like, two days ago, I was just saying in my head, and when's the.

[Jason]

Last time you've been out of the house?

[David Dobrik]

Like, you're like, on my balcony.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, cool. That was the segment. We're back to the regular podcast. What did you cut?

[Jason]

She didn't cut that, but she just didn't like the episode. Oh, it was just all about aliens.

[David Dobrik]

I was exploring everything it was just.

[Natalie]

Like, it was going nowhere.

[Jason]

And there was a good portion where you go, yeah, Jay. I go out on the balcony and I try to jump to another universe. And I say. I raise my hands and I say, open up the sky.

[David Dobrik]

That's not what I say. It's not like that.

[Jason]

What did you say?

[David Dobrik]

Well, it's similar to that, but you make it sound like I get up every night. I'm like, here's the time. There's been moments where I've been looking at the sky and I was like, give me a sign. Open it. Open it up now. Like, I'm ready for it. But, like, obviously, when you ask for. It's not gonna happen. Yeah, it has to, like, happen at the wrong time. Like, when you least expect. Like, when you're. Usually when you're driving. You ever driving on the highway and you're like, I think If I hold 104 miles per hour exactly, something will open up.

[Natalie]

Nope.

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Never crossed my mind.

[Jason]

And I wish I could go with you on these rides.

[David Dobrik]

I've never been in it. I've never been in it.

[Jason]

I mean, that's cool, man. I fucking. You know what I wish for you? I wish it would happen for you. I fucking. I'm gonna say it tonight. I'm gonna pray for you. That something. Something like, otherworldly happens to you. Cause I know. You never know.

[David Dobrik]

We'd never know. Yeah. Oh. Cause I genuinely think if it happens, they wipe your memory immediately. So, like, I've always had the theory, right? Like, what if the world got attacked? What if the world got attacked yesterday? End of the world, everything. Aliens. For the last. For the last six years, we've been battling aliens. But the aliens put everything back to normal and wiped all our memories. And now. Now. Now you have a memory of what you did yesterday or the day before. So I think it's similar to, like, if I was taken up by aliens. Probed, fucked, tossed around, eaten out, whatever. Like, I think I genuinely would just forget everything once I'd come back here, so I'd never know. Oh, my God. Guess what we did yesterday.

[Jason]

What? I was here.

[David Dobrik]

We went to your dinner spot.

[Jason]

Which one?

[David Dobrik]

Casalina.

[Jason]

Oh, you went.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. Okay, so let me tell you. Let me tell you.

[Jason]

Damn. I heard you guys were gonna go, and then Naveen was like, why don't you invite yourself?

[David Dobrik]

Well, we were looking for Best Buy TVs, right?

[Jason]

Oh, you were in the neighborhood.

[David Dobrik]

I tried to get a new tv. I was in Woodland Hills, of course, and we were dressed like schlobs. Like, I was in. I was in flip flops. Flip flops. I don't even wear flip flops normally. Flip flops and sweatpants. Sure. And sweatshirt. And I was like, is there a dress code here? And then we came in and they're like, well, we don't have a dress code, but, like, we can't ask you to leave because you have a reservation. That's what he told Julia, John's girlfriend. Or she told Julia. Very sweet. Totally should have let us go. John told me that there's no dress code. I walked in, I'm like, dude, these people are dressed pretty nice. Yeah. Like it was complete fucking line. We walked in at 7:45.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I ordered steak.

[Jason]

Oh, great.

[David Dobrik]

I ordered pasta.

[John]

Great.

[David Dobrik]

We got. We had pizza that came.

[Jason]

They have pizza there?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, they have pizza.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

We were in the car at 8:15.

[Jason]

What?

[David Dobrik]

We were in the car at 8:15. I'm not exaggerating.

[Jason]

45 reservation, half an hour. You ate.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not exaggerating anything. I cannot believe it. I don't know if they were just. If they were just on top of their shit or trying to get us out of there as quick as they can. I'm going to go back.

[Jason]

Maybe the aliens erased your memory.

[David Dobrik]

No, genuinely, I was blown away.

[Jason]

Wow. But you eat so fast.

[David Dobrik]

No, John. I was with John, Taylor and Julia. Everyone ate. It was like the perfect timing. I don't know. We have theories that it was because we were dressed bad. Yeah. Or she was just being really nice. Or we just like. With the whole restaurant flow state. As soon as we got in there.

[Jason]

I mean, it was crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Like we could have been crazy. My car was still running outside.

They haven't moved the car from valet. It was still sitting there. The valet guy looked at Taylor because he was the first one to go to the car and he was like, you're not eating. Because it was that quick.

It was that no table. It was quick. No. It made no sense. We could not believe what we. Like, we were shot the entire car ride home. We were just listing things that have been faster than that dinner. I mean, it was insane. I genuinely. I was saying I think the people sitting all around us probably felt a gush of air. Just.

That's all they probably felt. And they just saw a plate of food enter and disappear and just carcasses of fish.

[Jason]

From the time you ordered and the food came out. Were you like, shocked at how fast the food came out?

[David Dobrik]

Shocked. I asked for the WI FI password. Yep. I Don't want. I don't want to spoil it. But it's a short one. It's four fucking letters. Also very easy. Everything was really easy. And I was loading up more. More TVs on my. On my Best Buy app because I was trying to see if I could find a TV at a good price. And I think I got to like the second page of looking at TVs and the food was there.

[Jason]

Wow.

[John]

It was insane.

[David Dobrik]

No, it was. I.

[Jason]

Did you get a tea?

[David Dobrik]

I called Natalie. I called Natalie right after in the car. So I was like, people have to understand. I was like, Natalie. I got to the restaurant 7:45. Look at where I am. She couldn't believe it. It's incredible.

[Natalie]

I was in shock.

[David Dobrik]

Sometimes I get. Sometimes I'm really like, we were there.

[Jason]

For like two hours.

[David Dobrik]

We.

[John]

Yeah, I was there for two hours last night.

[Natalie]

Yeah, you would expect at least an hour.

[Jason]

Yeah. And we went for my birthday with the kids and it was Naveen. Anyway. It was crazy. Good. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Sometimes I get really excited about how excited Natalie gets when I tell her a story.

[Jason]

Natalie likes your stories.

[David Dobrik]

Normally she doesn't, but I was shocked that, like, if she called me and she was like, guess what just happened? We just left the restaurant in 30 minutes. I'd be like, what?

[Natalie]

Was I really excited?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you were like, you, like, your. Your face looked like you cared about what I was saying.

And like, when you do that, like, I'm like, when you do that, part of me is like, that's really sweet. But then I'm also like, why is she doing that? Why does she care about what I just said?

[Jason]

John, your.

[David Dobrik]

Your laugh sounds like a firework.

[Natalie]

I was just happy that you guys were all so happy. Like, you guys are all like, in unison, just like dying of laughter. You gu making jokes about how fast the dinner was and how other things you've done, like you've taken a shit longer than the fucking that dinner or whatever. And I was just joining in on the laughter and the good times from my bed at home.

[John]

Were you high?

[Natalie]

I was high.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That makes a lot more sense.

[Natalie]

That's really funny that I acted differently.

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason]

I was talking to somebody tonight and they were like, they were talking about Kevin Hart's new special, which is great. And he's like, yeah. And they, you know, he has that beef with that basketball player. And I was like, that basketball player? Michael Jordan? Like, what? It's not that basketball player.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, Kevin Hart has beef with Michael Jordan?

[Jason]

Yeah, it's in the top of his new special. He like, he, I guess he makes fun of Michael Jordan's kids or something. So he has beef with Michael Jordan.

[David Dobrik]

What does he say about the kids?

[Jason]

That they're just not up to muster. They're not like they're living in their dad's shadow. And I guess he was doing some charity thing and he roasted Michael Jordan in front of everyone as Michael Jordan was walking in late. He makes fun of his jeans and how big his jeans are and how big the pockets are in his jeans.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

And how he can put a laptop in one of his pockets.

[David Dobrik]

And Michael Jordan doesn't like that.

[Jason]

No. Michael Jordan doesn't like to be made fun of, I don't think.

[John]

Yeah, wait, I heard this joke.

[Jason]

Great special, huh?

[John]

I think I heard this joke live for his Netflix. As a joke.

[Jason]

Yes. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It's probably. Yeah. Now it's in a special.

[David Dobrik]

When has someone said a joke about you that you didn't find funny and you found it really rude or like, what's something that's really hurt your feelings?

[Jason]

Natalie raises her hand. Me every day living here with you.

[Natalie]

Every word that comes out of your mouth towards me.

[David Dobrik]

Give me on, give me on.

[Natalie]

Did you.

Like 20 minutes ago? We're sitting on the couch and we're all like, minding our business on our phones, whatever, right before you guys walk in. And then David turns me and he goes, natalie.

Is it, is it hard, like, being ugly.

It must be really hard, like, every day, like, just being ugly. And I was just like, yeah, Dave, it's really challenging.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't know that one registered because a lot of times I just say things to Natalie, and I don't know if she's picking it out.

[Natalie]

Well, I'm ignoring you 80% of the time.

[David Dobrik]

It's really funny.

[Natalie]

I do remember that one. That one was fresh.

[Jason]

Remember yesterday when Natalie had that burrito? You were flipping it up.

[Natalie]

Mental breakdown.

[Jason]

I was dying laughing.

[Natalie]

If you put that burrito in your mouth right now, I swear to God, John.

[David Dobrik]

She, she.

[Jason]

She. They're editing. Natalie pulls out a burrito. Like, I mean, it looked like a baby. I mean, was it not the biggest burrito you've ever seen?

[Natalie]

It was actually tiny.

[David Dobrik]

I thought it wasn't that big.

[Natalie]

What, for a Chipotle burrito?

[David Dobrik]

I don't think, you know. I don't think, you know the caliber of Mexican foods that comes through the door.

[Jason]

This thing was a football.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. She gets.

[Natalie]

She gets baby football.

[David Dobrik]

The thing that stresses me about Natalie is, like, all she does is eat shit and sleep. And she does it.

[Natalie]

We'll do what you do.

[David Dobrik]

She does it in the fastest rotation when we're editing. It's like, there's no time to do anything else because editing isn't, like.

[Natalie]

It's not the most, like, stimulating process for me. Like, you're doing the work. You're stimulated. You're moving your fingers. I'm just, like, sitting here next to you for hours on with my neck craned over, trying to watch the screen.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I understand. I understand that.

[Natalie]

So, like, I have to eat throughout the editing process in order to, like, stay alive.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then she'll literally, after she eats, she's like, got it. I have energy now. And then she'll lean back a little bit into the couch, and she'll literally start dozing off. I'm like, now? You fucking kidding me? And then she'll wake up because she finds out she has to use the bathroom.

[Jason]

So.

[David Dobrik]

And then.

I don't know if I'm editing for 18 hours a day or what, but, like, genuinely, right after, it's like clockwork. She's like, well, my. My tummy knows it had to make room for more food. Time to order something else.

[Jason]

Yeah. You were yelling at her, and God bless her, she got that burrito down.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I was screaming at her, and.

[Jason]

She kept the whole thing.

[David Dobrik]

I said, don't you fucking pour another. Don't you pour any more queso on.

[Natalie]

That burrito just kept going, pour the whole thing.

[David Dobrik]

Has there been a joke ever, Jay, that anybody has told you in your childhood or anything that's.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah, I get my feelings hurt all the time. I get my panties in the bunch all the time.

[David Dobrik]

You have to go deeper, though.

[Jason]

I'll get upset about something and avenue be like, they were joking. And I'll be like, oh, oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, you're the king of that.

[Jason]

I'm the king of that.

[David Dobrik]

You're the king of that. You like, for some reason don't think that other people have a sense of humor.

Like, yeah, guys, if you ever meet Jason, don't make a joke about his age. It'll never land with Jason. Ever.

[Jason]

Yeah, ever.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Unless you're like, actually, you should just do it just to see. That'd be funny. If someone called you old and then they waited a minute and they were like, damn, you really can't take a joke.

[Jason]

That would happen all the time. We'd see somebody and they'd make an old joke, someone I didn't know. And then you'd be like, jay, they're kidding.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Oh, well, fuck that guy. To your credit, sometimes the old joke is like so lame.

[Jason]

They're not skilled at telling a joke.

[David Dobrik]

Right. The joke will just be like, what's up, you old guy? And then you'll be like, hey.

But like, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess it comes off. What's something someone said about me that I got really offended.

[John]

Yeah, I can't.

[David Dobrik]

I just hate when you hit me with like, we're in this kind of a mood today. It's like literally my least. You don't do anymore because I've been saying the line to you.

[Natalie]

Well, your attitude has improved significantly from.

[David Dobrik]

The times that I really.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, it's because I've learned how to like play with you in the morning when you're.

I was saying that, like, everybody in this house has X amount of time. They need to get accustomed.

[Natalie]

Brother, it's you.

[David Dobrik]

And Natalie comes in. Okay, so did you hear exactly how she just said that? Brother, it's you.

[Jason]

She said it like that.

[David Dobrik]

But when she comes into the house, talk to me. It's like this.

[Jason]

Hey, what's up, David?

[David Dobrik]

How are you? Yeah. Oh, wait, that's exactly how it is. It's like, okay, so I think we're going to be doing. We're going to have some things for Microsoft today. And then I think we're going to backtrack a little bit. And yeah, I think that'd be really cool. I think we should do that. That's how she talks and like to like she does it every morning. I think it's cause she gets high at night. She reaches like some zen stage and then I think, and I'm not saying that's her fault. It's almost even more of my fault. Cause she's like coming into this hostile environment that's totally different. Yeah, yeah. So like she's coming from her like really quiet. Like, you know, she lives on her own.

[Natalie]

Wait, what part of that reenactment of me, like what was I doing wrong in that scenario? Like talking quietly.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you just like. It's like you. It's like your memory gets wiped clean every day about like how annoying I am. And you get so easily triggered in the morning about me being annoying. That like a regular thing that I would say to you like throughout the day, like bumps you 10x in the morning. It's like you forget.

[Natalie]

No, no, you're wrong.

[David Dobrik]

Really? What is it?

[Natalie]

Cuz you wake up like there's seven days out of the week and we're together every single day. Every single fuck. There's seven days in the week and four, I would say at least four out of those seven days you wake up like not in the best of moods. And I don't think that's like a unique experience.

[David Dobrik]

That's not true.

[Natalie]

Yes, it is.

[Jason]

You're a bit of a bear.

[David Dobrik]

That's not true.

[Natalie]

You guys don't interact with him.

[David Dobrik]

Alex is shaking his head now.

[Jason]

I mean, I just think he's just like everybody else. He's just groggy when he wakes up. We all are. Every day.

[Natalie]

No, there's like a difference between like, it's mostly on days like.

[David Dobrik]

You read me wrong. Because I think your brain chemistry gets altered when you hit that joint.

[Natalie]

First of all, not hitting the joint every single fucking day.

[David Dobrik]

Are you sure?

[Natalie]

Yeah. And second of all, no. It's usually on days where we have work to do.

[David Dobrik]

And like you even the way you just said second of all, when you put your two fingers up, they were so close together, it was like you were holding a joint. Your fingers can't even spread open anymore because they think there's an imaginary bud in the middle.

[Natalie]

Imaginary bud?

No. Whatever. I don't really care to have this argument. I think Taylor would agree with me and I know Taylor has agreed with me.

[David Dobrik]

No, dude, Taylor is like Team David till she dies.

[Natalie]

You're like extra evil in the morning.

[Jason]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Why are you so Evil in the morning.

[Natalie]

Because he doesn't want to wake up. He just wants to stay in the back.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think I am, like, evil.

[Jason]

Like, yelling at you.

[Natalie]

No, no, not yelling.

[David Dobrik]

Just, like, snarky.

[Natalie]

Snarky. Like, just like. Like, difficult, I think.

[Jason]

Really talk.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, if you ask him a question, even if it's about work, he's not going to respond to you.

[Natalie]

It's situational. Like, I feel like.

[David Dobrik]

Sounds like we all hate you, Nat.

[Natalie]

I think you just have to be there, you know?

[David Dobrik]

I'll be there tomorrow.

[Natalie]

Well, tomorrow it's not gonna happen.

[David Dobrik]

Why? Why? I'll try. I'll play it. I'll play it.

[Natalie]

See how that works.

[Jason]

Have you ever seen Real Chill Natalie?

[David Dobrik]

I hate real chill now.

[Jason]

Yeah. You'd be like, nat, we need to do this and we need to do that. Okay. Yeah. All right, let's get it done. Should we do that? Like, I really need David to, like.

[David Dobrik]

Do the pod today.

[Jason]

Cause, like, I gotta go and should we. Okay. Yep.

[Natalie]

That's who I am.

[Jason]

Let's do it.

[David Dobrik]

What's your favorite version of Natalie? Go, Doug.

[Jason]

Party Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

Love it. I was gonna say the same thing. Party Natalie is.

[Jason]

She goes like that.

[David Dobrik]

Party Natalie's so good singing Natalie. Or like, when you ask her a question when she's partying and she, like, looks at you and she just shakes her head. She doesn't. She can't hear you because she's, like. Has her own thing going on in her head. That's my favorite.

[Jason]

My best is a long car ride Natalie. Long car ride Natalie is so funny. She starts singing.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

She'll start.

[Jason]

Yeah. How Alone.

[David Dobrik]

There was a feeling like.

[Jason]

What was that?

[Natalie]

Rihanna.

[David Dobrik]

I like the Natalie. When you're on a long car ride and you guys agree on a place to eat.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And you go inside the restaurant to eat. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. I love that.

[David Dobrik]

And Natalie's really good at ordering, like, specifically, like, Culver's. And you'll put out all the food, and she'll start opening things. And she has really good patience when it comes to food. So she'll make sure, like, she opens all her sauce packets. Everything will be facing the right direction and things before she gets going. Like, she puts it in order before it's time to rock.

[Natalie]

I'm learning so much about myself.

[Jason]

Really good, Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you just. You're bitch in the morning, and you're happy around fast food.

[Jason]

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[David Dobrik]

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[John]

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[Jason]

Cheese is the best thing ever. It's even better than pop music. You look just as natural enjoying us at age 13 as you do 55. Kraft Mac and Cheese. Best thing ever.

[David Dobrik]

We have a lot planned. Huh? We're going on a big trip.

[Natalie]

We are.

So many big trips.

[David Dobrik]

Many big trips. We have a lot.

[Jason]

How many trips?

[David Dobrik]

We're on one secret location. That I don't want to say. Yes.

[Natalie]

One secret location.

[David Dobrik]

We're going to Vegas.

[Natalie]

We're going to Vegas this weekend.

[David Dobrik]

Again.

[Jason]

For what?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, dude. I don't know how we end up going to Vegas every fucking three.

[Jason]

Weren't you there last week?

[David Dobrik]

I don't want to talk about it. But we're going. We're going to Vegas again.

[Natalie]

And then just for a night.

[David Dobrik]

And then we're going where?

[Natalie]

And then we are going to.

[David Dobrik]

We're going to Sydney. We're going to Sydney for New Year's.

[Natalie]

Sydney for New Year's.

[David Dobrik]

And then after Sydney. Yeah, I'm really excited about this. John is here. We are going to the Philippines. The Philippines. It's a big deal. John is a fellow, Philip. Not fellow. I'm not a Filipino.

[Jason]

He could be a fellow Filipino.

[David Dobrik]

Filipino buddy.

[John]

Trust me, when you get there, you're like, ah, that's David Dobrik.

[David Dobrik]

I'm so excited to go. John's been my hometown friend, and just to see fucking a bunch of people like him is going to be a blast. Like, I don't. Did Theo Vaughn say this or did I say this? That if aliens landed.

[Natalie]

I think he said it. But you've also said it.

[David Dobrik]

I've also said it, but he also said it.

[Natalie]

You guys share the same sentiment about Filipino people.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I think Theo said it, but, like, I completely stand by this. But if aliens were to land. And we'd have to send them any kind of human. Yeah, you send them a Filipino woman. Motherly Filipino. I don't think there is a better quality human being than, like, a warm Filipino. There was. There was one movie that I watched that fucking threw me for a fucking loop. What was it? Greenland or something?

[John]

Greenland?

[David Dobrik]

It was. No, not Greenland. It was like. It was some pilot with Gerard Butler. He was like, a pilot, and they crash land. And I think the. The terrorists or the bad people in it are Filipino.

[Jason]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

I just couldn't comprehend it.

[Natalie]

I was like.

[David Dobrik]

I was like, this doesn't make sense. Like, you hired the wrong people for this. They would have taken you in in a heartbeat.

No, no. But I'm really excited. John's brother's getting married.

[Jason]

They're bad guys, but they're, like, pushing old people in wheelchairs or bad guys.

[David Dobrik]

But they still have some charm.

[Jason]

No bedpants.

[David Dobrik]

So. So we're going to the Philippines. This is a really big deal. John's brother. Older brother's getting married, and John. We've never been to the Philippines. So this is a. We just want to go see John in general. This is a good excuse to go. And John was like, anybody can come.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And we're like, okay. I didn't know what that meant. So that was like, seven of us going to the wedding.

[Jason]

It's a big, big wedding.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. It's not a big wedding. But John made it seem like anybody could come. So we're, like, telling all our friends, like, hey, we're doing this trip to the Philippines. It's gonna be really fun. Wow. And like. And then. And I heard John on, Like, in. In the. In the gym talking to his mom. Just. I've never seen him give our attitude, but he's like, we need to. We says it. But he's like. He's like. He's like, we need to make more room. Because all of a sudden. Because all of a sudden.

[Jason]

Speaking another language.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, dude. When I hear him speak, it's.

[Jason]

When he speaks Filipino. What do you say? Do you know what he's saying at all?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

How.

[David Dobrik]

What is it called?

[Jason]

Tagale.

[David Dobrik]

Tagali hit me. Tagali hit me. And I'll tell you exactly what you're saying.

[John]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Because I've been around.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's a fun game.

[David Dobrik]

I've been around a long time. Go. What's up?

[Jason]

Hey.

[Natalie]

Actually, you didn't know that.

[David Dobrik]

Of course I know that. Of course I know that. Go, go. Next one. Welcome to Next one. Next one. Give me something.

[Jason]

My Filipino friend.

David Dobrik's playing for $10,000. He's got his best Filipino friend here, John Castro.

[David Dobrik]

There you go. Give me another one. Give me another one. More complicated, huh? More complicated.

Yes, of course. No. Okay. Gustafor Makayan.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Means, are you hungry?

[John]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Like, do you. You want to eat? Yeah, I want to eat.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Are you being serious? Are you actually understanding what the fuck he's saying?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I know what he's saying, but I've been around this guy my entire life.

[Natalie]

I know, but like that. No, but not really.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean?

[Natalie]

Like, yes, and.

[David Dobrik]

But Filipino is, you know, it's the second most closest language to the English language.

[Natalie]

Shut up, David. You're full.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's a joke. But, like. No, I do understand what he's saying.

[Jason]

John, pick up your phone.

[Natalie]

No, you don't. You're just guessing really well.

[David Dobrik]

I'm guessing really well. What are you talking about?

[Natalie]

You just know John really well. So you know what he's gonna, like, make up to translate. John, pick something really crazy.

[John]

Okay.

[Natalie]

I'm watching you.

[John]

Gusto magi.

[Natalie]

Why could you not pronounce that all the way? You really kind of worry about it.

[David Dobrik]

It's sexual.

[Jason]

Sort of.

[David Dobrik]

It's about eating something out.

[Jason]

Yeah. No, close something out.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, it's close. Oh, what was it?

[John]

I like to pee outside.

[David Dobrik]

So it was sexual?

Yeah. Well, I'm really excited for that. I don't know what to expect.

[Natalie]

Yeah, me either. I've seen like two sides of the Philippines on tick tock, and I don't know which side we're gonna get.

[Jason]

Sum up the Philippines quickly for everybody. What's it like?

[John]

I mean, it is a third world country, but there is also, like.

[David Dobrik]

John also. Sorry, sorry I cut you off from childhood. He said that his. His family owns a hotel there. Conveniently, the hotel doesn't exist anymore now that we're going, but all this time his family has owned a hotel there and they're really well connected. I don't get it. So, like, you just. You live like a king there. Why don't you live there?

[John]

Because you don't. I mean, this is the land of the free and opportunity, you know? That's why I live here.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, are you being held at gunpoint?

[Jason]

Why did you.

[David Dobrik]

Don't worry, bro. You could shit talk. Are you about to lose your fucking citizenship here? Why would I want to leave.

Jose?

[Jason]

Can't you see?

Hi, Puntil. I was about to eat that joke. Damn it.

[David Dobrik]

I was One second.

[Natalie]

Too slow.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. Don't worry. You could, like, the Philippines and also live here. Yeah. Yeah.

[John]

No, I mean, no, it's just. It's just different.

[Natalie]

Would you ever move back?

[John]

If I had way more money, yes. I feel like it's, like, a place I'd retire to.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[John]

Honestly.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[John]

Is it like.

[David Dobrik]

Is it like.

[John]

I mean, we literally sent my grandma there.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason]

What'd she do?

[David Dobrik]

She okay?

[John]

No, she has, like, Alzheimer's.

[Jason]

Great.

She was annoying us, so she kept saying, asking what our name was over and over again, so we put her on a plane.

[David Dobrik]

You just put her on one of the islands?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[John]

Just left her in an island.

[Jason]

Do you know where she.

[David Dobrik]

Which island she's on or. No, of course, dude. Does she know what island she's on? Probably not, but do you think your grandma would remember me?

[John]

Probably not. No way.

[Jason]

She probably doesn't remember me, dude.

[John]

She's Alzheimer's, dude.

[David Dobrik]

We were so connected with her.

[Jason]

You were? And in what way? Like, you would go over, she'd make you pancakes and stuff or.

[David Dobrik]

No, she wasn't like. No, she was old. You know, they rented out Jollibee for John's birthday.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It's a big deal in the Philippines.

[John]

Kind of excited it's gonna.

[Jason]

Wait, wait. Back when you were kids or.

[David Dobrik]

Coming up right now. Coming up.

[Jason]

Coming up.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, back when you were kids. Oh, dude, this is happening. Fucking three weeks.

[Jason]

Yeah, but that wouldn't. That would be something you would say. You would zone in on, like, John's birthday party when he was, like, 13, and you'd be like, yeah, we went to Fuddruckers and it was incredible.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I never had a party.

[John]

Like, when I was growing up, I feel like.

[Jason]

You never.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Never. Never.

[Jason]

Did you have a birthday party?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, just. Just so I don't forget his grandma. But they did this really sweet thing where when the women walk in. Yeah. He, like, kisses the hand.

[Jason]

Okay.

[John]

He blessed the hand.

[David Dobrik]

And what do you say?

[John]

You don't kiss the hand. You, like, put your.

[David Dobrik]

No, you kiss it. I've seen you stick some fingers in your mouth.

John would mistake it for food.

Don't. Your grandma. No. Wait, what do you say? Do you say anything?

[John]

No, you just bless.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie]

Like, anytime a woman walks in the room.

[John]

No, you usually do it as, like, a sign of respect to your.

[David Dobrik]

Like.

[Natalie]

That's weird. You've never done it to me.

[John]

Aunt and uncles. I don't.

[David Dobrik]

Would you ever do it to Natalie? Would Natalie have to like, get to some degree. Would you ever do it to a friend? No.

[John]

No, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[John]

So it's only for your, like, elderly.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason]

So me?

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John]

Like, I would do to Jay, if anything.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you do it to the men, too? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John]

You trust me? You're gonna see me do that.

[David Dobrik]

Like, oh, my God. You're probably gonna be doing that the whole time. Your neck's gonna hurt.

[John]

My lips are gonna be dry.

[David Dobrik]

You're gonna be fed, though.

[Jason]

That's true.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. That's crazy. All right.

[John]

But, yeah, I'm excited.

[David Dobrik]

I'm.

[John]

I'm excited also, like, nervous.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[John]

What do you mean? Dude, you're bringing, like, eight people with you.

[Natalie]

Bring, like, four.

[David Dobrik]

We're bringing four. And you.

[Jason]

For now.

[David Dobrik]

You told us we can bring as many people.

[John]

Yeah, yeah. And I'm not. I'm not. And going to go back to it.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but, like, you should probably. Probably shouldn't say that. And I thought that was weird because I was like, we're going to a wedding, right? Like, what is this? Just, like, on the beach. Anybody can, like, pull up.

[John]

My brother doesn't care. It's the.

[Natalie]

The elders.

[John]

No, not the elder.

[David Dobrik]

The bride's family.

[John]

It's a bride.

[David Dobrik]

Bride. Well, the most important. The most important person who brought white people.

Too many.

[Jason]

Four, five women.

[David Dobrik]

What the fuck?

[Jason]

Fuck. John.

[Natalie]

John.

[David Dobrik]

John pretends like he doesn't know us.

[Jason]

He's like, john, it's David.

[Natalie]

I'm.

[David Dobrik]

I'm hiding in the bushes.

[Natalie]

You're under the table.

[David Dobrik]

John, it's David.

[Jason]

I see you under there. Come out, Mercury. Your entire wedding.

[David Dobrik]

John, please help me.

[Jason]

Please help me.

[John]

What is this accent, J?

[Jason]

It's me trying not to be too racist.

Oh, man.

[John]

It'll be. It'll be exciting. Honestly, I love it for the food.

[Jason]

Oh, my God. I love Asian food.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John]

And then for, like, Airbnb. Jay, we have a masseuse from, like, 5 to 10.

[Jason]

You do?

[David Dobrik]

Like, we have.

[John]

Yeah, we're just having.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

It's like that.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I looked up, like, the best spot to go to in Manila. It's like this incredible experience and really all these different options or whatever you. It's $25.

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

For what? For. For massage.

[Natalie]

Spa. Like a whole spa. You get a massage, you get a facial.

[David Dobrik]

I think I'm gonna do that.

[Jason]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you should.

[Natalie]

I'm gonna go.

[Jason]

You don't get massages.

[David Dobrik]

I'm into. I'm gonna start getting touched more, I think.

[Natalie]

Could be good for you.

[David Dobrik]

I've Been thinking about it. I saw. I saw a tik tok about being touched and it like really spoke to me.

[Natalie]

What did it say?

[David Dobrik]

According to psychology, if you're not comfortable with people touching you, it might actually be because physical touch is your love language. You reserve it for those you truly care about and feel the most at ease with. That's pretty damn good. No. Well, why are you putting in Naveen?

[Jason]

Just Naveen will like let anyone massage her.

You could like walk by someone in the mall and she'd be like, oh, let's get a quick one. And like some like 6 year old guy will start working on her.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason]

Yeah, she loves it. Sometimes when we get massages with Naveen, she's. She's just out there. She just goes full plant mode.

[David Dobrik]

I just feel so awkward getting a massage. Like, I'm just like here, like looking like an idiot. It's like, gives me that.

[Natalie]

It's like. It's just so. It's so like to just release your body is like such a good feeling.

[Jason]

It's probably really good for you too.

[Natalie]

So good for you. And your back is up. You should definitely get that worked on.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

What's wrong with your back?

[Natalie]

He's got a little hunch.

[David Dobrik]

Do you have a.

[Jason]

Do you have a pimple? Do you have a bump? Did you get hit in the head?

[David Dobrik]

That means I'm in love.

[John]

The horns, they're coming out.

[David Dobrik]

There are two there.

[Jason]

That's just the shape of his head.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

But wait, doesn't he have a protrusion on his face?

[David Dobrik]

I've had this.

[Jason]

Now I'm hurting your feelings.

Well, you know what, Dave? You're just like the best guy in the world.

[David Dobrik]

Why.

[Jason]

Why are you saying everybody, like my family especially, appreciates you.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason]

And all the wonderful things. You got this podcast back on track, which is incredible. We're at the end of the year here. Saved my whole existence with this podcast and the fans. And you gave Alex a DJ career, which I. Which out of all the things that you've done, that one touched me the most. Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That one. That one was the best. You know why? Because, like, he didn't just fucking buy you a car.

He gave you a life.

[David Dobrik]

He set the rest of my life.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's crazy. That is like, that is the day. David, if you fucking died tomorrow, what's going on here?

[Natalie]

If you.

[Jason]

If you die, if you die tomorrow, that one that you did for Alex, that is just like, you should. You should get the Nobel Prize. Not the Nobel Prize, but. But, like, you should feel good about that. You should. You should. You should feel good about that one, because that one is. Somebody Back me up.

[David Dobrik]

The Nobel Prize.

[Natalie]

Well, yeah.

[Jason]

Not that roommate.

[Natalie]

No, I agree. I mean, yeah.

[Jason]

I mean, yeah. There's nothing else compares to it. That was incredible.

[David Dobrik]

I really appreciate it.

[Jason]

Guys, let's go through our notes and let's just, like, read out, like, random things.

[Natalie]

This is so cringy, but, like, this is the first note that popped up that. This is stuff that I was. I must have. I have a couple notes for podcast things.

The first one was about the ick from a couple podcasts ago. I told you guys about how I have stuffed animals in my room, and now I got rid of all of them, remember?

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie]

And the second thing I wrote down, which I don't think I told you in the moment because I felt like such a loser, but it was. I had another. I had another realization that I feel the most beautiful that I've ever felt in my life right now in this very moment.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Natalie]

I wrote that down in a fucking note.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, let me see. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see.

[Jason]

Read it, read it.

[David Dobrik]

Just found.

[Natalie]

I must have been really feeling myself in that moment.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. Yeah. October 29, 12:22am had another realization that I feel the most beautiful that I felt in my life right now in this moment. That's crazy. Two days before Halloween. I'm trying to think what was going on.

[Natalie]

I have no idea.

[David Dobrik]

You were just like. You probably got your, like, Halloween.

[Natalie]

I got my spray tan and my, like, got my. Fitted in my costume.

[Jason]

No wonder you're always trying to bring her down. She's flying.

[David Dobrik]

I need someone to keep me on the ground. Gorgeous, independent.

[Natalie]

That's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

No can compare to me.

[Jason]

Hey, I had a guy from my high school fight. Mike Tyson.

[David Dobrik]

Jake Paul.

[Jason]

No, no. Back in the day, there was like a. There was a guy in my town. His name was Peter McNeely, and he.

[David Dobrik]

Was like, I know a Peter McNeely.

You do?

[Natalie]

Are you looking at me like I'm supposed to?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, we don't. Ryan McNeely.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

Anyways, that's the podcast you. Jay.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, that's all that we have.

[Jason]

What were you saying, Jay? Never mind.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I just was. I just sounded like the worst guy to have conversations with. Yeah, just cutting you off your Mike Tyson stories. I knew a guy with the same last name.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, you tell a story.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, I'll be You.

[Jason]

I'll be you.

[David Dobrik]

Ryan McNeely.

[Jason]

I'll be you. You tell a story.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know, I had. I had. My. My great uncle's related to Abraham Lincoln.

[Jason]

I had a great uncle. Oh, wait a minute. It was an aunt.

[David Dobrik]

I go, he fought Mike Tyson. What happened?

[Jason]

So there's, like, a guy in my town. His name was Peter McNeely, and he was like, a townie. And you know what a townie is in Boston is, like. A townie is like a guy that never leaves the town, right? He says, like, no one that goes, he doesn't go to college. He's just like a fucking. Like, you know.

[David Dobrik]

But run shit at the town, right? Like, no, you don't run shit.

[Jason]

He runs the plow when it snows.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, okay.

[Jason]

You know, he's like, work for the town. And he was a nice guy. Whatever. He was much older than me, but whatever. But we'd always see him around town. He'd be like, hey, you know, he'd be smoking and fucking drinking. You know, you'd go to a high school party and he would fucking be there.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

Like. Like. Like. Like Wooderson in. Like. Like, Matthew McConaughey.

[David Dobrik]

Never grew up.

[Jason]

Never grew up, right? He was just, like, a guy in the town. And like. And then all of a sudden, like, one day, we're like. We hear. We're kids. We hear he's fighting Mike Tyson, and we're like, what? No, no, no. That can't fucking be. That can't fucking be.

[David Dobrik]

How old is he at this moment?

[Jason]

He's probably, like, 25 or 26.

[David Dobrik]

And he's fighting him, like, professionally or.

[Jason]

Like, he's fighting Mike Tyson professionally.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

And we're from this little town called Medfield, and it's just, like. It's blowing our minds. Like, we're a town. I was like, graduating class of 100. Like, it just blows our mind that this guy, like, our friend's brother, is gonna fight Mike Tyson, and we can't even fucking get to the bottom of it. And then somehow he goes and he fights Mike Tyson. And it was fucking wild. And we, like, watched. We bought the pay per view.

[David Dobrik]

How did he do?

[Jason]

Well, he got up there and he was like. He was like, okay, this would be.

[David Dobrik]

A good story at 5am if I was coked up in the kitchen.

[Jason]

It would be. It would be. And he goes. They go, all right, Peter, come on. And they talk to Tyson, who's just a fucking beast. This is like, prime Tyson. There's no fucking Way. Like, we don't even understand why he's taking the fight. And he's like. He's like, how do you feel, Peter? And he's like, let me tell you. He does this insane fucking thing to the camera. He goes, let me tell you something. He goes, I came here to win. He goes, I came here for my brothers. I came here for my family. And we're all fucking, like, 18 years old. Like, what the fuck is going on? And he goes. He goes. And I'll tell you one other thing. I'm doing it for one reason. I'm doing it from Medfield. Like that. And we all lost our shit. We were like, oh, my God. Like, that's our town, Medfield. Like, we could imagine if someone was, like, saying Vernon Hills. Like, we were like, no fucking way. Wow. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't.

[Jason]

He's gonna fucking kill Tyson. He's gonna kick his ass. We're like, yeah. We're, like, so excited. We can't believe this fucking degenerate has gotten here. And he fucking goes out. He goes out. Mike Tyson. We're so amped, and Tyson doesn't look.

[David Dobrik]

Good in his interview.

[Jason]

Like, he's gonna win. He's gonna fucking win. And Tyson comes out and he fucking.

[Natalie]

Just throws, like, five punches and he's down. No, it was over.

[Jason]

It was over.

[David Dobrik]

Damn. I'm sorry.

[Jason]

Over, over, over. It was like. It was so insane.

[Natalie]

Really crazy.

[Jason]

Sorry about Memphis.

[David Dobrik]

Sorry about Medfield, brother.

[Jason]

Sorry about midfield, but he put me on the map for a couple minutes.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for his podcast. Thank you to everybody who listened this whole year. Thank you for keeping Jason employed. Thank you for keeping Natalie here, close to us, talking about stuff.

[Natalie]

I'm so happy I'm still here.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you for doing Natalie live. And hopefully we'll do another year of pods. Can't believe we did two a week.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know.

[Natalie]

Isn't that crazy?

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy.

[Jason]

Also, there's your mind to something.

[Natalie]

You could do anything, David Dobrik. So keep it up.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason]

It's pretty crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Here I go, putting my mind to other things. Buckle up, 2026. It's Jason's year. Let's go.

[Jason]

Let's go.

[David Dobrik]

He dies.

[Jason]

Wait, you're saying it like we're not going to be doing any more pods in December.

[David Dobrik]

We are.

[Jason]

Are you leaving or something? Goodbye, guys. We'll be back on Tuesday, back in March with another podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Also, I should mention this. No, I'm pushing the vlog till Tuesday. Listen, I'm going to blame it on a root canal. I know you guys are going to believe me, but it was definitely my root canal. I swear to God. Sorry, I'm a week behind. I just. I don't know. And I wanted to post a second channel video, but then I was like. But then everything we had didn't feel like it was the second channel video. Felt like half of it was main channel. So, like. So now I got all confused. So, I'm sorry, but new vlog up on next week. Tuesday or Wednesday?

[Jason]

Tuesday.

[David Dobrik]

Stick to it. I don't want to commit today, but Tuesday. Or Wednesday.

[Natalie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jason]

Or Thursday. All right.

[David Dobrik]

All right, bye.