Winning $800,000 in Vegas

Summary

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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Winning $800,000 in Vegas
Date: September 10, 2025

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode plunges listeners into the wild and chaotic world of David Dobrik and Jason Nash's recent adventures—primarily centering on a wild, high-roller trip to Las Vegas with SteveWillDoIt from the Nelk Boys. The hosts riff on the extravagance, the insane sums of money changing hands, close calls with security in private casino rooms, and reflect on generational touchstones and their ever-busy, out-of-control lifestyles. The episode is classic “VIEWS” blend: ridiculous wealth, behind-the-scenes YouTube lore, dubious wisdom, and banter about everything from Marvel superhero pay scales to the imminent robot uprising.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Lost Podcast Drama & Upload Schedules

• The episode jokingly opens with bickering over a lost podcast episode about Marvel movies, lamenting their frequent chaotic recording and posting schedule.
  • "People love a routine." (03:08, C)
  • "I like blaming this, our bad upload schedule, on the audience." (03:10, A)

2. The SteveWillDoIt Vegas Spectacle

• Meeting Steve: David reminisces about first meeting SteveWillDoIt at LA parties—describing him as a local legend known for wild stunts even before his Nelk Boys days.
  • "He opened it up and then he drank the entire bottle of Fireball, the full fucking handle. Chugged it in one go. It blew me away." (04:18, A)
• Garage Hotbox Story: The two recall getting hotboxed in Steve’s garage, with leaf blowers and several thousand dollars worth of marijuana.
• Vegas Trip Highlights:
  • Private Jet Pickup: Steve flies his jet from Miami to Vegas, then to LA to pick up David, treating private flights like Uber rides.
    • "He was texting me, like, 'I'm about to take off, so I’ll be there in 40 minutes.' Like, literally, like, a car." (06:21, A)
  • The Cast of Characters: Each of Steve's companions is a vivid character—like Pepino, a scared-of-cars Italian who gets a horse on arrival, Tomo the mostly-non-English-speaking Tokyo legend, and a full-time Trump impersonator.
  • Akimbo Maybachs & Mayhem: Steve rolls up with two custom Mercedes Maybachs, welcomes a McLaren gift as casually as others might get socks.
    • "Steve's reaction was so Steve. Because he was like, 'Thank god you didn't fucking cheap out on me...'" (10:13, A)
  • No One Filming the Insanity: Despite YouTube roots, most antics went unrecorded—"If I wasn't there, it would have happened" (10:12, A).
  • Gifting Spree: Steve gives David a Patek Aquanaut watch ($60-80k), stays in a penthouse with "naked sushi lady," and bestows absurd gifts with zero camera presence (12:46, A).

3. Private Casino Room & $850,000 Down

• The High-Stakes Room: Steve is down $850,000, and the crew spends nine hours watching him gradually climb back up.
  • "Steve owed the hotel $850,000. He gambled away $850,000 right there in front of us, and he was trying to build it back up brick by brick." (13:52, A)
  • The room is described as surreal luxury—"Steve had a cold plunge next to the table. So if he wanted a cold plunge while playing blackjack, he easily could." (14:13, A)
• Gambling as Performance:
  • David relishes watching high-stakes play, comparing it to a sport (14:25, B; 14:30, A).
  • Steve routinely places $25,000 bets per hand (14:50, A).
• Jason's $16,000 Kiss: The group recounts a running bit where Jason, attempting to shield David from a prank-kiss, is rewarded with $16,000 for his troubles.
  • "Karma got me right away, 'cause right after I took the kiss, Steve was like, here you go. Here’s $10,000." (15:26, B)
  • "If Steve was up, Jay, you would have paid off your kids’ school forever." (17:14, A)
• Security Antics: Casino security is on high alert following previous room incidents—Jason nearly causes a panic by faking to take his pants off, recalling an actual incident days prior. (18:11–18:21)

4. Overstimulation & Vegas Surrealism

• The flight to Vegas was so chaotic and "overstimulating" with the cast of Steve's characters, regular conversation felt almost dull in comparison.
  • "When any of us actually started to speak... it just like was so dulled by everything else that was on the flight." (19:10, A)

5. Generational Touchstones & 9/11, Challenger, Obama, and More

• Discussion twists toward generational memory: how do today’s kids relate to 9/11? Other personal and national touchstones?
  • “My daughter doesn’t think about it.” (21:53, B)
  • “Michael Jackson dying was fucked up.” (24:36, A)
  • Jason recalls watching the Challenger disaster live in class: "The teacher goes, 'We're gonna watch it on TV.' And she turns it on, and then it fucking—it goes down and the whole class is like, what the..." (23:39, B)

6. Marvel, Superheroes & Government Pay

• The crew resumes their lost Avengers argument: just how much should superheroes be paid?
  • "What do you think... Captain America’s government contract is?" (33:42, A)
  • “I think he's like, baked-in to like $50–100 million.” (33:42, A)
  • "He's not a government official. He's a fucking weapon." (36:17, A)
  • They even joke about equality in the Avengers’ pay, likening them to the Friends cast (38:24, A).
  • Jason asks if they get sad that superheroes aren’t real; David offers a multiverse/Hollywood analogy (39:17–40:02).

7. The Rise of Robots & AI

• The discussion pivots to AI, self-driving cars (Waymo, Tesla robotaxis), and the inevitability of robot-human romance.
  • “There’s a really good chance one of your kids will be dating a robot.” (44:42, A)
  • “Are you gonna be a robophobic dad?” (44:38, A)
  • Banter about the ethics and slurs of a robot-filled future (45:01–45:11).

8. Medieval Times & Life Value

• The trio examines medieval torture, historical warfare, and life values compared to today—mixing horror and disbelief at “insects-in-the-box” type punishments.
  • “They put you in a box... an incredible amount of insects ... feed you so you stay alive ... while insects start eating you.” (47:32, A)
  • "Everybody lived to like 29." (48:52, B)

9. Foodie Boys & Maryland Legends

• David describes finally doing a podcast with the Maryland Foodie Boys, high schoolers famous for snack reviews.
  • He gifts them Nintendo Switches, discusses snacks for two hours, and describes it as the most fun, genuine interview experience (30:21–30:56, A).

10. Debrief: Jet vs. Driving Back from Vegas

• Jason and Natalie debate with David over whether it was insane to drive back rather than fly on Steve's private jet.
  • "I was already asleep in my own bed, while Natalie had to fly back." (50:13, A)
  • "You were so taxed today. You went to sleep today—if you had just slept a regular seven hours..." (52:23, B)

11. Random Notables and App Plugs

• Jason pitches an app for restaurants and invites listeners to DM him to sign their place up (53:11–53:28).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Vegas Mayhem:
  • "Nobody in the group was filming...and they're so wealthy. It's fucking unfathomable." (10:07–10:12, A)
• On Steve’s Generosity:
  • "Steve just, like, handed me again. He's not filming anything." (12:46, A)
• On the Kiss-for-Cash Bit:
  • Jason: “I couldn't believe it. But it wasn't done, Dave, was it?” — “No, it wasn't done.” (15:39, B/A)
• On Generational Shifts:
  • "I went to the store that sells newspapers to buy an Obama got elected piece of news. .. I still have it." (24:27, A)
• On Gender & Value in Superhero Teams:
  • "I just... I don't know what [Black Widow] has to offer really." (37:32, A)
  • "That is a Captain America thing. He would be all inclusive." (38:41, B)
• On Robot Uprising:
  • "Are you gonna be a robophobic dad?" (44:41, A)
  • "We're going to be the racist generation towards fucking robots." (45:12, A)
• On Past vs. Present:
  • "Maybe it was more of a thing to die honorably than it was to live honorably.” (49:04, A)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [06:00–14:00] – SteveWillDoIt: Private jet, Maybachs, Pepino’s horse, gifting mayhem
• [13:50–18:00] – Private casino room, $850k down, Jason’s $16k kiss, casino security shenanigans
• [21:35–24:50] – Generational moments: 9/11, Challenger, Obama, Michael Jackson’s death
• [32:40–38:40] – Marvel hero pay debate, CIA budgets, and superhero wage equality
• [44:21–45:43] – Dystopian robot future, upcoming robot discrimination/slurs
• [48:44–49:12] – Medieval torture methods, old-school warfare, valuing life
• [29:58–30:56] – Foodie Boys podcast, David connecting with small-town TikTok stars

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Closing

Despite wild digressions, this episode typifies VIEWS in the best way: chaos, humility-in-riches, pop-culture obsession, and genuine insight all tumbling over each other as fast as a private jet out of Vegas. While most listeners cannot relate to $25,000 blackjack hands, the heart of the show beats in moments of awkwardness, humility, and nostalgia.

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Listener To-Do:

• DM David with your breakdown of Avenger salaries
• Restaurant owners: DM Jason to get featured on his new app (InKind)

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Hosts: David Dobrik (A), Jason Nash (B), and recurring guest (C/Natalie)

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[A]

What'S up guys? Welcome back to Views. Jason lost the podcast. Jason. We had. We had an episode.

[B]

We had. We had 20 minutes.

[A]

That's half of an episode.

[B]

It wasn't that good.

[C]

Yes, it was full.

[A]

20 minutes of Marvel. People would have fucking exploded.

[B]

Really?

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

Okay. I loved it.

[B]

20% of the audience exploded.

[A]

Favorite piece of content we've ever recorded.

[B]

It was not.

[A]

I'm not gonna go back into it. I'll give you a one minute synopsis of what we were arguing.

[B]

Get out of here. It's your favorite piece of content you've ever recorded.

[A]

Everything.

[B]

You were just with Steve. We'll do it all weekend. Remember you had a McLaren and a horse?

[A]

Remember when you were recounting the story of how you and Naveen met and how you fell in love?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That was like a 2 out of 10. This Marvel podcast that we had. No, but it was. It was. It was pretty lit. Cuz we.

[C]

It was pretty good. I'm not going to lie.

[A]

It was good because we filmed it. Cuz we were having it all.

[B]

Just saying that. Cuz I lost the podcast. I lost the clip. It was not that good, obviously. You literally said we finished. You go. There was 27 minutes we recorded for. And you go, yeah, there's about 20 minutes there.

[A]

Yeah. Which is so lit for us.

[B]

It's not. We get full podcasts sitting down all the time.

[A]

No, you don't. You don't know.

[B]

Don't give me about the podcast, bro. You li. We literally have to drag you in here to do this.

[A]

Exactly. So we had 20 minutes.

[B]

This is crazy. Do you know how many times you fucking tank this podcast?

[C]

You brought it down.

[B]

Never so many fucking times.

[A]

I've literally never tanked the podcast so.

[B]

Many times we've been sitting here and you're like, I can't do it. Oh, yeah, out of here.

[A]

I pull the memory card out and just fucking toss it away, bro. I was running around.

[B]

I was running to do the thumbnail bitch. Then a fucking homeless guy broke into your house.

[A]

Don't spoil next week's fucking video just because you're angry. Okay? We've had. Yeah, we've had a busy week. We had, like, a busy last 48 hours. We're recording this Tuesday night. The podcast is supposed to go up Tuesday afternoon.

[B]

Morning.

[A]

Oh, Tuesday morning. So we're a little late, which I fucking hate. Why are people always like, where's the pod? Like, every Tuesday, consistently, people are like, where's the pod?

[B]

I'm like, I told them Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[A]

I get it. But obviously that should mean in your head, uploading Wednesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays. That's what's going on.

[B]

Like.

[A]

Like, people are like, I'm about to drive home from work. I'm like, drive home from work tomorrow. Save it for the next day. Save for the next day. Like, yeah, yeah. Mentally prepare that we're going to be late.

[C]

People love a routine.

[B]

Yes, they do.

[A]

I like blaming this, our bad upload schedule on the audience.

[B]

Well, we have a lot to talk about. You have so many things.

[A]

We have a lot to unload. We had a really busy 48 weeks. Crazy 48 hours. 48 weeks. Steve will do it. Us up. Who I've known for quite a while. I really like him. Steve will do it. I met a really long time ago. He's. If you don't know him, he's from the Nelk Boys. He's. I guess that's where he's actually. I don't even know if that's where he started. Yeah, yeah, No, I think he started as, like, his own thing and then, like, kind of adopted him.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, he's, like, notorious for just, like, partying.

[A]

How do you know about Steve Odu at this point?

[C]

I do. I, like, love. I loved Nelk, like, in college.

[A]

Oh, no way.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know the Nelk Boys?

[C]

Yeah. What is it? Full sen. Oh, dude.

[A]

Yeah, it's full sen. No, I did, I did, I did.

[C]

All my, like. All my guy friends would watch it, whatever, so I, of course, knew who he was.

[A]

I met Steve at a party and it was. And it was like one of those, like, LA parties, like, in the backyard. It was like, I was, like, 19 years old and he wasn't I don't think he was like, steve will do it. At the time, he. It felt like more like a local legend kind of thing in la. The people who knew, really knew. And I saw him, I recorded him for my vlog because he was chugging a fireball, like a full handle of Fireball. He popped it open in front of us, so we all thought. We all saw it was real. Sorry, not thought. It was definitely real. And then he opened it up and then he drank the entire bottle of Fireball, the full fucking handle. Chugged it in one go. It blew me away. I, like, couldn't believe it. This was like. It was like one of the craziest vlog moments I've ever gotten. And then from. I think I, like, I tagged him in the description of the video so he would reach out from time to time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then one time he reached out. Jay, I think you went with me to hotbox his garage.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I was there.

[A]

So then he hotboxed the garage with leaf blowers filled with marijuana. Like, probably like $4,000 worth of weed, like in these leaf blowers. And you're using these, like little flame torches to light the weed. And it was like leaf blowing into the garage. That was incredible. Do you remember that?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[A]

Did you get high?

[B]

No, no, but we didn't stay in there.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we left. Well, we stayed in just to get the shot.

[B]

But then.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, there was people that were actually trying to get high. Yeah, but it was like a fire inside.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

All the alarms were like going off.

[A]

Yeah, it was like the heaviest amount of like plumes. Like, like a. Like a choo choo train. Like went right through.

[C]

Like you couldn't see in front of you.

[A]

That's how thick this moment was. It was incredible. But. Yeah, yeah, but he's been incredible. He's been really sweet to me. There was some moments where he was calling me out in videos, talking shit, calling me all kind of, all kinds of slurs.

[B]

And then we always knew he was kidding.

[A]

Well, I always thought he was kidding and he was. But, like, then I was at the airport and someone comes up to me and they go, dude, what Steve o' Doit is saying about you, he's fucked up. And that's when I was like, wait, hold on.

[B]

What?

[A]

It stressed me out that this guy wasn't in on the joke. And then I was like, am I not in on the joke? Yeah. But then Steve came to squash our beef, came by, bought me a Tesla and then we hung out again. We just hung out again for the vlog. Had the best time. Steve was so sweet. He was like, I'm gonna set up the whole Vegas trip for you guys.

[B]

He's the best.

[A]

No, the best. Picked us up in his private jet. Do you know that? You know what? That's. He flew in from wherever he was in. It was Miami, landed in Vegas, like, got his stuff ready at his house, then took his jet from Vegas to LA to pick us up. And he was texting me, like, I'm about to take off, so I'll be there in 40 minutes. Like, literally, like, a car.

[B]

Like, he's coming from Santa Monica. Yeah.

[A]

Like, he's driving over. Yeah, it's w. And then. Then we got on, and he just had the most absurd characters on the jet. I mean, it just reminded me of, like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, day one, vlog days. Like, it was, like, really, like, the best, funniest, eclectic group of people. And the moment I saw all the crazy people, I was like, fuck. Jason should have come. Jason should have come. Jason should have come. Jason should come. And then you ended up coming. And it happened to be.

[B]

That was wild.

[A]

Well, yeah, tell us all about it. It happened to be, like, one of the most fruitful experiences for you in your entire life. I've never seen you so. I've never seen you glow so much.

[B]

I was at. I was at dinner with Naveen, and then he's like, oh, you should come to Vegas. And I was like, why didn't you just fucking ask me to go in the first place? And I was like, well, I'm like, well, now I don't want to go.

[A]

Yeah. But. Yeah.

[B]

And then. So then I was like. And he was like, no, you should go. You should go. Like, you know, these. These are opportunities, and it'll be fun. And I was like, okay, all right, I'll go. I'll go. And then. So then, yeah, I got on a plane and I was like, I know. Nothing's gonna fucking happen. I know. I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna miss all the fun. I got there, and sure enough, you guys were in the casino.

[A]

Well, that's why, initially, I didn't bother to invite you, because you just get so tired. And, like, we were gonna be drinking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just, like, gambling.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I know that that would stress you the fuck out. Cause you'd be like, why aren't we filming? Why aren't we filming stuff? Like, I knew you were gonna tables for eight or nine hours, right? But then the second I got on the jet and was like, oh, wait, Steve, like, just, like, wants to film a ton. And I saw these characters, right? I was like, okay, yeah, we're, like, filming. Filming proper. Like. I thought we were just going to watch him gamble, but yeah, okay. Then you showed up.

[B]

So then I showed up and I.

[A]

Sorry. Let me. Let me feel. We had the best time on the jet. We met everybody.

[B]

I got there and David's like, you won't believe what happened. So and so got a McLaren and Tony did this. And there was a horse. And I was like, oh, fuck, I missed everything. And when I got there, Steve was gambling.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. So we landed and Steve had. He has this character guy named Pipino who's, like, really fucking funny.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

Unbelievable. Like. Like, out of, like.

[B]

Like a cartoon.

[A]

Cartoon, Totally. And Steve told me that Pepino was, like, really scared of driving in cars.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So Pipino or Pepino or Steve got a horseback. Like a proper horse to show up on the Runway when we landed to ride Pepino up. So that was really funny. And then the rest of us got into Steve's Maybach, and he has two. He calls them Akimbo Maybachs. They're the exact same Maybach from Mercedes, like, custom made. They're like four or five hundred thousand dollars a piece. And we got into each of them and, like, I know Steve's a big smoker, and I, like, I'll smoke from time to time. And the second I sat down in the car, I'm like, can we smoke? He goes, fuck, yeah. We started smoking cigarettes. And I go, where do I ash? He goes, here, here, here. He started ashing all over his car. It was fucking wild. And then right before we got to the hotel, Togi was like, yo, when we get out of the hotel, when we get out of the cars, make sure you're rolling. I'm gonna get Steve a McLaren. And I'm like, what? Like. And Togi's not filming this. Like, Toby's just getting it for Steve. Because Steve got Togi on Ferrari a couple weeks ago. So Toggy's like, I gotta get him back.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Yeah. So that Steve comes out, gets the McLaren.

[C]

Well, that was also the craziest part is, like, nobody in the group was filming.

[A]

Nobody.

[C]

Like, they're all like this. And doing these things.

[A]

Just, like, nobody was filming.

[B]

No, I know.

[A]

No, if I wasn't there would have happened. And, like. Like, you know, like, it's so. They're so wealthy. It was. It's Fucking unfathomable. And Steve's like. Steve's reaction was so Steve. Because he was like, thank God you didn't fucking cheap out on me. And you got me the nicer McLaren. I would have fucking hated you if you got me the shitty one. The shitty one still, like, $250,000, but Toki got him, like, the. The upper class one with the top down, everything.

[B]

And they. I felt so diminished there. I was just like, man, these guys are, like, 10 times better than us.

[A]

Oh, they make you feel. They make you feel tiny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You even said when you're watching the raw footage, you were like, ilya looks small.

[C]

And Jonah looks quiet. That Jonah looks crazy.

[A]

And Jonah looks quiet. Dude. Dude. There was a moment because the characters were. Dude. His friends are so crazy. Right? Steve travels. Steve pays these six guys that are just to hang out with him, basically.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just because they're so amusing. One of them is Pepino, who's like a smaller guy, Italian guy from New York. Really fucking funny. Another is this guy named Tomo. The fact that I know everybody's names.

[B]

Shows I didn't meet Tomo.

[A]

Shows how much, like, these guys, like, imprinted on me.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Another guy, Tomo, who Steve said they met in Tokyo.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Steve just loved him. They met him at a 7 11, and he's just asked him to come on all the trips. And I asked his. I'm like, steve, does he speak English? He's like, not really. So Tomo doesn't really speak English, but he hangs out for the vibes. And then they have a Trump impersonator that's in. That's in Trump the entire time. Fully as Trump.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he's got Tim, who's like. Just like another kind of like a. You.

[B]

Like, when I. When I started talking to Tim, I was like, oh, my God, I'm talking to myself.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He's literally two years younger than me. He's the same age pretty much. And he was an actor, and. And then he was. He was in a band. And then he decided one day, oh, fuck that. I'm just gonna go work for Steve.

[A]

You guys kind of look alike, too.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we're Irish. Both Irish.

[A]

Yeah. And Steve just like. Steve just throws money out like he'll be at the table. Well, let me get. Let me get. Let me get to that a little bit.

[B]

Yeah, but.

[A]

But so what was happening is Togi got. Or Steve got the car from Togi. And then Steve's just like, oh, Dave. I also got you something. Meanwhile, I got Steve a Darth Vader.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I gave that to him on the plane. Like, a Darth Vader from Tokyo that I thought he would really like. And he did like it, but God knows, if he kept it, God knows where it is. God knows where it is. So. But then he bought me a Patek, an aquanaut, like a. Like a 60, 70, 80. I don't know, Thousand dollar watch. It's sitting on my wrist currently.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And Steve just, like, handed to me again. He's not filming anything. And then he takes us to the hotel room, gets us, like, the. Literally the penthouse suite.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

At this place, we go in most beautiful hotel rooms.

[B]

Like. Yeah, that one I saw. Yeah, that was.

[A]

We go in. There's like, you know, women. I don't know how to describe this. There's also, like, a sushi person.

[C]

There was, like, a woman that was naked, but she had sushi all over her body. Sometimes they do that at, like, events or whatever.

[A]

And, yeah, it was, like, real. Like Vegas.

[B]

Do you have any sush?

[C]

I opted out of the sush.

[A]

Yeah, me too.

[C]

But it was fun to see.

[A]

But then we got down. Then we got down on the table, and this is where I'm like, okay, we got to call Jason immediately when we were at the hotel room, because there's so much craziness. And then I called you, and then you ended up wanting to come out. And then we got down to the tables right after that, and Steve was down. Steve owed the hotel $850,000. He gambled away $850,000 right there in front of us, and he was trying to build it back up brick by brick, which took. We sat in that room with him for nine hours. But sitting in that room does not sound miserable at all.

[B]

That's when I got there, and I was like, man, I missed all the fun stuff. But it was such a unique experience because it was like, a private room. I've never been in a private casino room or anything. I was like, oh, this is amazing.

[A]

No, but, like, proper, private room.

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

Like, Steve. Like, anything you want. It comes in seconds. Steve had a cold plunge next to the. Next to the table.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if he wanted a cold plunge while he was playing blackjack, he easily could. So it was, like, a really incredible thing. And then you could order any food you want, any drinks, and they kept bringing it to you, and it was nonstop. It was the best.

[B]

I think you said it was like a sport almost. Did you say that? Is that you? I Love watching.

[A]

I love watching gambling. I told Steve, I was like, don't feel weird, like. Cause I feel like if I went to gamble, I'd feel stressed out that you guys were just sitting there watching me.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

But, like, I was like, steve, you could be here for 15 hours. Like, do not. Like, I want to watch you gamble. Like, I. I love watching people gamble on, like, Steak and Ruben and all those places. Like, I'll just sit and watch especially.

[C]

That type of gambling.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. He's doing $25,000 a hand.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is insane. So then Jason gets there, and Steve's paying, like, his buddy Tim to go and kiss random people.

[B]

So the Jason of his group.

[A]

The Jason of his group, and, Tim, will I come over to you and, like, kiss you on the head and, like. And you have to, like, run away from him, Basically, that's the game. And then Tim turns his fire on me. Steve goes, go kiss David. And Jason, you intercept the kiss. And then this is where you take.

[B]

Yeah, I intercepted the kiss. Cause I was like, oh, poor Dave. He doesn't like to be touched. And this guy's kind of old. I was like, I'll take it for you.

[A]

She was very, very sweet. And karma got you right away.

[B]

I know, I know, I know. Karma got me right away. Cause right after I took the kiss, Steve was like, here you go. Here's 10,000. And I was like, I couldn't believe it. But it wasn't done, Dave, was it?

[A]

No, it wasn't done.

[B]

It wasn't done. It was 10,000 and fucking Tim kiss. No, Tim tried to kiss me, and he cornered me, and he said, here, just kiss me. I'll give you 1,000. Wait, what? That was before the 10,000?

[A]

Yeah. So Jason already had a thousand.

[B]

I already had a thousand in my pocket. I was like, okay. And then Steve offered me to kiss Tim for five seconds. 5,000 each, so. Totaling of $16,000.

[C]

Damn. That is fucking amazing.

[B]

But I really didn't even know the money was real. I really didn't. I was so excited. There was an opportunity for a bit.

[A]

No, it was incredible. The bit was. Bit was one of the funniest bits we've ever shot. Like, that is, like.

[B]

You think so?

[C]

Yeah. Pretty fucking funny.

[A]

Yeah. Jay, your turn off the camera is so funny. Jay's looking at the camera and just. Just, like, you could see it in his eyes. Turn off the camera. Turn off the camera. And you could see you, like, smiling because you know you're about to kiss this guy, and you know it's going to be funny. Like, that's. That's the best part is, like, it's like, oh, this is so fully happening. Not a down. My mind.

[C]

Also, if you, like, watch back the vlog moment where it happens and if you look. If you look at a different person and in that moment, like, everyone's reactions is. It's just so funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Tim's wife is in the corner. You can see her a little bit. There's like, everybody's reacting. So it's so funny.

[A]

It's really funny. And I told Jay. I was like, jay, if. If. If Steve was up at that time, Steve gave you that money when he was down. That was at that time. He's down about 600,000.

[C]

I know, I know, I know.

[A]

Like, Steve was down 600k and he was throwing money. Actually, that's when he started throwing around the most money.

[C]

I know. Yeah.

[A]

When he was, like, really down. He texted me this morning, and Today he won $800,000. He's plus 800. So he won all the money back. So he won 1.6 in, like, the last two days. That's fucking crazy. So he's back up. But I was telling Jay, I was like, jay, if Steve saw. Because Steve saw how excited you were. If he was up, Jay, you would have paid off your kid's school forever. Because I know Steve would have just been like, here's 100 grand, Jay, whip your dick out. Wow.

[B]

You know what I thought was really interesting was the guy that. The guy who handles the gambling there.

[C]

Yes. The casino host.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know if. Can I say his name?

[A]

Don't say his name.

[B]

Don't say his name. But he was just cool. It was just a cool job to watch.

[A]

Really cool job.

[B]

He'll tell you what you can gamble, what you can't. How much money he can get you. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And everything. Don't take your pants off in the room.

[A]

Yeah. So he actually. So the guy that you kissed actually took his pants off in the room and, like, flinged his penis around.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A couple days before. So when you faked taking your pants.

[B]

Off, he flipped out.

[A]

All the security was like, no, no, it's happening again. They got so scared. They're like, what the fuck is with these people? Why does everyone whip their dick out?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Jason was like, oh, my God, I'm sorry. I fucked up. I was just kidding. Like, I wasn't actually going to do it.

[B]

He didn't know we were. Steve will do it Light.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, Steve light. For sure. 100%. Oh, and that's what I was. Sorry. That's what I was trying to get at earlier. The characters were so wacky on the flight that like Jonas said something on the flight. He was like describing how the flight was like flying and how I was like about to go down.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I remember like thinking to myself, I was like, that was really normal. Like he said something. And I know normally I'd be like, that's crazy. But like the, the things that were coming out of people's mouths on that flight I have never heard in a public setting in my entire life.

[C]

Yeah, so.

[A]

So like when, when any of us like actually started to speak, we were like, it just like was like so dulled by everything else that was on the flight.

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[A]

See mintmobile.com Speaking of planes going down, I don't know what it is with me, but every time I have like an idea for like some TSA or plane related bit, it happens to be the month of September. So like we shot a bit. We could talk about this, right? Yeah, we shot a bit like two, three days ago that had to do with like a plane.

[B]

Mm. Yeah.

[A]

And. And then I just checked the day and I was like, oh my God, I'm posting on 99 two days before 9 11. And I did this two, three years ago. And I think I posted. It was like you like fake hijacking a plane. Like you're the flight attendant or the pilot or something. Whatever it was, it was like you made a joke.

[B]

We posted it on 9 11.

[A]

Yeah. And I posted it on 9 11. And I literally. I remember I was like, that's fucking. I literally typed in. Because I do the title pages, right? So I type in 91121 or whatever the day was.

[B]

I think it was like 9:10 maybe, to be honest.

[A]

Maybe. Maybe. But like it didn't cross my mind.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then for some reason, I guess it's like this fucking year round thing for me. I have plane ideas for plane bits. Like around September 11th. It's really fucking crazy.

[B]

Yeah, it's fine.

[A]

But I was also thinking about it, like, 9 11's such a big deal to me, even though I'm not making it sound like it.

[B]

Yeah, you had the coins.

[A]

Yeah, I had the coins. How do kids think about 9 11? Because like, Pearl harbor to me is. Is like so, so past. Like, that's not a thing to me.

[B]

Yeah. My daughter doesn't think about it.

[C]

No. I think kids these days, like, don't have like any sort of like conception of really what, even nine. If you ask like kids, I don't think they even know like really what happened or how. Yeah, I saw a TikTok recently. Like there was like some. Somebody our age that was asking young kids, like 13, 14 years old.

[A]

Oh, 13 14, yeah. I'm talking like 20 year olds. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Well, they were alive. Yeah, they were alive.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, what? Oh, wait, no, no, they weren't. That's what I'm saying. Like someone who wasn't alive and has like, really no recollection. What's like a, like a event that you remember that.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Is it Pearl Harbor?

[B]

Well, you're, you're. This is gonna really fucking make me sound old, but when the space shuttle crashed.

[A]

Apollo 13?

[B]

No, no, the space shuttle. There was a space shuttle in like 1984 or 1986, I think.

[A]

I actually don't know the story.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

[B]

Yeah, Christian McAuliffe, she was like a female astronaut. She was in there. She fucking died.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, what happened?

[B]

There was a space shuttle. They were like launching from Cape Canaveral.

[A]

And what was it? Was it called an Apollo mission?

[B]

I don't know if it was an Apollo mission. I think it was in the 80s, Dave? I don't know. It was NASA, but I don't know if it's Apollo. Is everything in space Apollo? I'm asking you. I don't know.

[C]

I don't think so. I think that's just when you go to the moon.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

I hate when we get into questions like this and we really show how fucking dumb we are.

[C]

I mean, we weren't alive.

[B]

I don't know why you keep saying Apollo. It's just the space world.

[A]

I think of a mission that crashed. I think of Apollo.

[B]

This was in the 80s. This was like, 1985.

[A]

And I don't know why you keep saying.

[B]

Because I'm trying to tell you the important part of it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

They fucking. The teacher goes. The teacher goes. She goes, all right, special is going up today. Like, let's. You guys don't have to do any work today. And we're like, oh, fucking sick. Great. She's like, we're gonna watch it on tv. And she turns it on and then it fucking. It goes down and the whole class is like, what the.

[A]

No, wait. What grade were you in?

[B]

I think I was in, like. I want to say I was in, like, sixth or seventh grade.

[A]

Oh, well, you were fully, like, conscious.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

So that was. That's something. I remember. My dad remembers when Kennedy was shot. I know that. He taught me that. I wasn't alive for it. I mean, what do you guys remember? Remember when Obama got elected? I remember that.

[A]

Come on, brother. Yeah, of course.

[B]

I mean, do you remember where you were, though?

[A]

I just remember going to the newspaper place. I still have the article. I went to, like, the marsh or, like, the store that sells newspapers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To buy an Obama got elected piece of news.

[B]

Did you really?

[A]

Yeah, I still have it. I have that. When Michael Jackson died. I have those two.

[C]

Michael Jackson died. That was a big one for me.

[A]

Michael Jackson dying was fucked up.

[B]

We were in la, weren't we? Were you guys here? Not here yet.

[A]

We were in LA till you're 55, dude.

[B]

I thought Michael Jackson died. When did he die? Like 2010?

[A]

Yeah, I think so, actually, around there.

[B]

I remember when Obama got elected. I was in a hotel and this black woman got in the. Got in the elevator. She gave me a big hug. Wow. She went. She. She was crying. And she goes. She goes, thank you. Thank you so much. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, sure, sure, sure.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

I wrote in for Romney. No, I was kidding. No, I voted. I voted for Obama.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

That's something I'll never forget.

[A]

Wow. Why did she hug you?

[B]

She was, like. She was emotional, but.

[A]

Were you wearing an Obama shirt or were you giving.

[B]

No, we were there for. We were there, like, we were there, like, celebrating his win. Like, someone. Someone invited us to go and be like. And hang out and be like, oh, he's gonna win, and then we're all gonna.

[A]

If I was to, like, look at you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I look like a Romney for sure. Right. Like, that's what you look like.

[B]

I didn't. I actually liked Romney. I didn't vote for him, but I liked him. I thought he was. He had a lot of good ideas.

[A]

I wonder how different. Like, you know, like, I'll always see tiktoks. Like, remember when politics wasn't so divided?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like. But, like, that is actually my perspective of things. Like, I actually. I agree with that statement, but I know it's. It's not true. I just know I didn't pay attention to politics back then. Does that make sense?

[B]

What are you saying? You're saying politics wasn't so divided back then?

[A]

No. Like, it's. It's obviously must have been, but, like, in my eyes, it was like. Like, when Obama got elected, it was like, oh, everybody.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. It was like 100% of the nation was like, hell, yeah. Like, that's how I saw it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then, like, now.

[B]

From Chicago, too.

[A]

Yeah. But, like, now I'll see from there. Now I'll see things where it's like, yeah, no, Bama, 40% of people, whatever. Like, and I'll be like, what? That's not the perspective I had. Which is kind of crazy to think about.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, that just goes to show, like, time, place, location, like, how much it, like, changes, like, everything about your perspective on things.

[C]

Totally.

[B]

Yeah. As you get older, you get, like, more Republican.

[A]

Yeah. I don't.

[B]

It's, like, really sad. Really? Yeah. Because you're like, I need my money.

[A]

Oh, like, with taxes.

[B]

Yeah. Or you just get, like, you just change when you get older, you just change. You just turn to a dick. Just, like, get off my lawn. You hear a loud noise outside. You're like, what the. Is that really? They're like, just someone walking by.

[A]

I don't know if Oliver gets. No, I don't know.

[B]

You will.

[A]

Like, I get mad about, like, things, but, like, the. I don't know. Not like, the little, like. Like, I'll get mad if, like, Natalie does stupid shit.

[B]

Yeah. You're already annoyed. What are you talking about? Imagine fucking living in.

[A]

Natalie. That's a. Tell me about.

[C]

Don't live with me.

[B]

Tell me about the Foodie Boys.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I went to go do a podcast in. Where were we? Fucking Rhode Island. With the Foodie Boys.

[C]

Rhode Island. Called the Maryland Foodie Boys. Maryland.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, we were in Maryland.

[B]

How many are there?

[A]

There's four, but I only had three because the other one was at football practice. So it's these high school kids. They just now entered high school. They're 14, and they started on TikTok because they. I've. Oh, I've talked about. On the podcast.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, they started on TikTok, like, reviewing snacks, and I was like, natalie, I don't want to do anybody's podcast ever. Like, that's, like, a thing. I don't like doing podcasts, but I want to do these guys. Like, can we. But. But I want you to approach it in a way. Like, this is a big opportunity, and I want you. Yeah. I want you to reach out, like, jokingly, like, he needs those room comp. Like, everything when it's. This was when this was when.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

One podcast clip went viral.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, now they're actually a little bit bigger.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But, like, at the time, it was like, it was literally maybe they had 30 viewers or listeners, like, on their actual pod.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, like, I was like, please like, just send them this message. Obviously, I'm going to pay for everything, to, like, do it or whatever, but I wanted that. And then timing didn't work out, and I couldn't go out there. So I talked about them on this part because I was like, yo, I've messaged these. I had my publicist reach out to these kids, and I don't want to seem like I'm actually being serious about paying for my flight.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Anyway, so this time, I got to go do it.

[B]

Wait, did they get your email?

[A]

I don't know. I didn't talk to the moms.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, it's like one of the older brothers, I think, like, manages him.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And was communicating.

[B]

But it's a wild prank to send. Could have gone really bad for you.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

It's really funny, but it's.

[A]

But I wanted to, like, make, like, a whole thing around it. Like, I'm going to do this, like, highbrow interview, and we're just talking about snacks. So it was important for me to set it up. Like, it was a big deal, but it actually was a big deal. So we got To Maryland. We were doing some other. Oh, we were doing waivers things in D.C. and. And we got to Maryland and we were at the store, like, I was gonna go buy them. I bought them all, like Nintendo switches. I don't know what you get kids, but I was like, I don't want to come empty handed.

[B]

Oh, so nice.

[A]

And there's a bunch of kids there, like in the store that wanted to ask for pictures. And they're like, what the fuck are you doing here? Like, this is. This is like the smallest town ever. And I'm like, you know the Foodie Boys. And they're like, they go to our school, so it's like really cool that, like, I was in their town. They're like little hometown legends. And the interview couldn't have gone better.

[B]

What did they ask you?

[A]

I was there for an hour, 45 minutes.

[B]

Yeah, you did a two hour podcast with the Foodie Boys.

[A]

Yes, and I only finished because Natalie was making me.

[C]

Yeah, I was like. Because we had to go to a dinner and I was like, hey, like, we gotta wrap it up. You know, we've been here for almost two hours now, and I've never seen him just more locked in and more engaged. They talked about high school. They talked about their favorite food. Like, it was just like.

[A]

I mean, it was my element. Yeah, yeah, it was straight up.

[C]

It was like he was a foodie.

[A]

Boy, you know, and I. And I had so much to offer because, like, I've done high school.

[B]

School. Yeah.

[A]

You know, but like, I'm still in it mentally. So 50 of me was like, yeah, that sucks. I hate that when teachers do that. And then the other half was like, but what you'll learn from those teachers.

[B]

Is it out?

[A]

No, I haven't seen it, I think.

[C]

In like another week.

[A]

But they said this after, which was like, then they genuinely meant this because they're kids, so I don't think they just say things, but they each individually were like, that was my favorite interview we've ever done. They've only done five.

[C]

I was going to say they haven't done that many.

[B]

But that's cool.

[C]

You guys did have fun. It was very good.

[B]

Did you talk snacks?

[A]

Yeah, I brought all the snacks. I.

[B]

Are you going to make me wait for it or what did you. What did you talk about?

[A]

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[A]

Yeah, well, the Avengers conversation we had.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Was basically, we were arguing about everyone's pay on the Avengers.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Jason was like, what did you say?

[B]

I was just asking.

[A]

Wait, actually, sorry, sorry, you off. It started because I said. What did I say, Jay?

[B]

Oh, you said, you go, isn't it so cool that the Avengers were saving Earth? That they were saving all of us? That was what's prompted it.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, I thought that, like, I was watching a Spider man edit and I was like. I thought. I was like, really? It was actually an edit of all the Avengers. And I was like, it's so cool that what they're doing is they're trying to, like, keep me protected. Like, keep everyone on Earth. And there's something like, so, like, that feels so good about it. And then Jason was like, you know.

[B]

I said, that is cool.

[A]

Jason had to get money involved. And Jason, like, how much do they get paid?

[B]

No, that's Sam Parking.

[A]

I'm kidding.

[B]

This is a genuine question that I have thought when I've watched Marvel movies, which is I always thought, like, what do they get paid?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I don't know. What do you think?

[A]

Well, I think a lot. Well, I think Chris Evans has the government contract because he's Been or not. Sorry, not. Chris Evans, Captain America, right. Has the government contract because he's been doing. He's been a super soldier for a really long time with the government. So I think he's like, baked in to like 50, $100 million. Oh, when we went to D.C. yeah, we. I guess. I don't. I guess I don't even know how to tell the story without, like, giving things away. There was someone around that was giving us information.

[B]

Oh, the CIA spy.

[A]

You know, how do I say this?

[C]

What?

[B]

Yeah. Well, we just found out about what?

[A]

We just found out things.

[B]

Yeah, about Marvel?

[C]

No, no, about.

[B]

About Captain America.

[C]

About the government.

[A]

About the government, my brother. Obviously, I'm not gonna say anything.

[B]

This is the second time that you've kind of toyed with me on this podcast. The second episode in a row, and kind of flirted with the idea that, you know, the CIA.

[A]

I think this is the first episode because I think this was in the last episode that was Caught. Oh, yeah, yeah, Right.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

Maybe I'm still. This is my second time toying with you, actually, in real life, you know.

[B]

You know someone from the CIA.

[A]

Well, now, how do I explain? I want to jump on my words here.

[C]

We know someone pretty high up. We're actually pretty close friends now.

[B]

Barron Trump.

[A]

No, no, no, it's not like that.

[C]

No, no, this person actually is like a high up. I think they're like, what, number two in command or something at the CIA?

[A]

You just gave it away.

[B]

What? Okay, simple. Google. Who is number two in the CIA?

[A]

It's really funny.

[B]

Oh, cool.

[A]

That was our. That was us. That was our covert way of, like, handling it. Okay, well, whatever. Regardless, we learn.

[C]

We learn, number one, they're number two.

[A]

This.

[B]

What's going on? What happened? Are you going to tell me? Are we going to.

[A]

Basically, we just learned that the CIA, like, spends a lot of money.

[C]

Yeah. They're handling, like, you know, obviously the military budget is. Is like a trillion dollars or whatever it is. So there's billions and billions of dollars flowing through.

[A]

What are they moving, like $100 billion a week?

[C]

A week? Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Just crazy.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

How are you. How can you possibly say okay to that? That is $100 billion a week. That is the most insane. That's the most. Steve will do it.

[B]

Because I heard you say it before. Okay.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I think that's insane. So that got me thinking. I'm like, okay, so Captain America, right? Easily 100, Bill. 100. No, 100. 100 mil. 100 mil a year?

[B]

No, it's not like that. They can't. The government can't pay Captain America 100 grand. 100 million year.

[C]

Why?

[B]

They just.

[A]

Can't they just face the military, you fucking ass.

[B]

Well, then the. Then the president should make 40 million a year. You know what I mean? Like, it's just a government. It's a government official, so they wouldn't make that much.

[A]

He's not a government official. He's a fucking weapon. Yeah, he's a. He's like. He's like our tactical nuke.

[C]

They're spending a million dollars on every bullet that comes out of a gun, you know?

[A]

Yeah, like a tank bullet cost $50,000 or whatever.

[B]

I think they're more honorable than that. I don't think that they're about the money.

[A]

Oh, yes, no, for sure. I do think that the Avengers do it for the good.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Yeah. Okay, but this is my next point. I think Iron man takes whatever money and then he donates it to, like, a charity like Trump, you know? You know, like, Trump is, like, already rich on his own, so he, like, takes his, like, presidential salary and donates 100% of it. 100%. Robert Downey's doing that. You know, he doesn't. He doesn't need the Avengers salary because he's already in, but. Okay. And then we go to Black Widow.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

This is a tough subject for me to talk because I don't know how much she makes. And this isn't. This has nothing to do with sexism, because I'm gonna put her in the same. I'm gonna put her in the same category. Why don't you like Black Widow as Hawkeye? I just. I don't know what she has to offer, really.

[B]

Well, what does she do? She has weapons and stuff.

[C]

She's like a spy.

[A]

She's just, like. She's just like a fighter.

[B]

No powers.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

She's, like a really, really, really good fighter.

[A]

Yeah. Which is, like. Dude, it's, like, kind of tough, like the. The core Avengers are the Hulk, right? Insanely powerful. Iron Man. Insanely powerful. Captain America. And then Thor, who's a God.

[B]

Right?

[A]

And then Hawkeye, who's this?

[C]

The guy that's.

[A]

No, he's not one of the original doctor Strange.

[B]

Who's. Who's the girl that, like, can, like, blow. Blow things up with her mind?

[A]

That's Wandavision. That's. She deserves all the money in the world. She's. She's, like, one of the most powerful. Like, she. She would have the Captain America times 5x contract. So she'd make a lot of money. But Black Widow, I don't know. She is in the core group now. Now that leads me to think, like, do they make a decision like the Friends cast did, where they're like, we're all getting paid the same, no matter. Yeah, like, no matter what. We're all. No matter what our powers are. I want to get this. I want to get the same pay as Black Widow, says Captain America, because that is a Captain America thing.

[B]

He would.

[A]

He would be all inclusive.

[B]

And then do you think Thor would even take the money or is he just like. Well, that's way above.

[A]

That's my next question is where does Thor stay when he's on Earth? Are they all in Avengers Tower? Does he stay on Earth? Can he just beam back to Asgard at night, you think? Does he beam back to Asgard and the time change is so shitty that it's. He's just back during the day there and he can't sleep.

[C]

There's a lot to process.

[A]

Could you imagine from Earth to Asgard? Like, that would suck portal lag if it's like a perfect, like 12 hour difference? Well, yes. So then he can't. He can't sleep. He has to sleep.

[B]

Do you get sad sometimes that they're not real?

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

I don't think so, because here's my theory. So the Avengers, there's, There's. There's a multiverse. Right?

[B]

Right.

[A]

And I truly believe that we're in the multiverse.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we just, like. So in the Fantastic Four movie, the new one that came out, they're the only heroes in their world currently. The only heroes. And I think what's happening with our world is we're the only world in the multiverse that doesn't have superheroes. And I think that our version of superheroes are Hollywood actors. So, like.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So, like, I do think there is a multiverse. And I know I'm, I'm, you know, I'm sugarcoating a little bit and I'm putting, like, some belief into this. Obviously I'm not completely delusional and on crack.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But, like, how cool would that be if, like, our multiverse was just. Yeah, we portray him as, like, fun characters, but everywhere else they're real.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a possibility.

[C]

It is kind of surprising to me that, like, we don't have, like an all powerful superhero. Something. Something.

[B]

Do you see they have an invisibility cloak now?

[A]

No, no, Jay. They definitely don't that's definitely an AI.

[B]

No, no, they came up with it like 20 years ago. They have the technology for it.

[A]

Like it wraps light around. Yeah, okay.

[B]

And then I just saw a thing about it that it's becoming more readily available.

[A]

There's no way you could just go and buy an invisibility cloak.

[B]

They have the technology. No, they do. The CIA has it.

[A]

Are you sure?

[B]

They've had it for a long time.

[C]

The CIA probably has a lot of stuff.

[A]

Where's the CIA located, Jay? In Hogwarts.

[B]

Where?

[A]

Look it up. Let's look it up. What CIA are you referring to?

[B]

Would you. Would you. If I was. If it was true, would you be excited about it? Is it worth looking up?

[A]

Yeah, but I don't know if I would like purchase an invisibility cloak.

[B]

Fuck no. Of course you would, bro. You're literally the first person.

[A]

I buy. Funny looking bottle openers. I don't buy fucking area 50 level one gadgets.

[C]

Yeah, but you wouldn't like level up.

[A]

Yeah. How much you think an invisibility cloak is like a proper one? It's probably, it's probably like 800,000 to like $4 million. Like a really good one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

To make you invisible. And that's probably not even a really good one. That's just like no standard.

[C]

I'm curious like what it.

[B]

To most people, invisibility cloak sounds like something straight out of Fantasy series for Dr. Nathan Cohen, 77. However, the reality of his project is potent since Cohen first invented the cloak in 2003.

[A]

Mm mm.

[C]

Sounds fake.

[B]

You don't believe it?

[A]

Sounds fake.

[C]

No.

[A]

Sounds fake.

[C]

Nathan Cohen.

[A]

Come on, that's not a real name.

[B]

Nathan Cohen explores the ethics of patented invisibility cloak.

[A]

He patented it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's wild.

[B]

Yeah. No, they have it.

[A]

Isn't it crazy how many things there are that like we don't know about?

[B]

Imagine how much you could scare John if you had an invisibility cloak.

[A]

May should be illegal, right?

[C]

For sure. They definitely. Nobody's getting an invisibility clock, you know.

[B]

You don't think so? I think we're headed for it. I think, I think it's.

[A]

I mean I'm shocked that we actually properly 1000% have drive self driving cars and we don't talk about it nearly enough.

[B]

Oh, I know, we're there.

[A]

We've arrived in la. There's a thing called Waymo. And in other cities I think it's like more of a west coast thing.

[B]

Now they have it in Austin.

[A]

They have in Austin?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Fully Self driving vehicles. And like, how are those on the road? And no one's answered my question yet of like, what happens when they hit somebody like that? That's still my argument from, like, who gets sued? Yeah, that's still my argument from the company gets sued. How do they.

[B]

What if.

[A]

But who's. What insurance company is going, it's fine. Or what company is so much money that they can like, like just fucking let a thousand, like, cars on their own?

[B]

Wait, what about like, robo taxis? Nat? So when you know the whole thing, you can buy a Tesla and then you can send the Tesla out and be a taxi.

[A]

You can't do that yet, though.

[B]

You can't do it yet, but you can. You will. And then how would that work? Would I get sued if I sent my Tesla out and it ran somebody over but I wasn't in the car?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. But that's such a good idea. Dude. I remember I went to like, this was when Elon was like, this was like seven years ago when Elon revealed the roadster.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He was also talking about this taxi thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he was saying, like, whatever Tesla model you get, like now I think it's become a taxi thing. But it used to be any Tesla model you get when you're not using it, you can have it go out and pick people up and it'll make you money.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

And then it'll come back in your driveway when it's done. How fucking crazy is that?

[B]

Pretty.

[A]

Well, does that, does that mean that, like, we'll get to a point? Because. Okay, so my roommate John loves AI a lot and he thinks that it's like gonna help everybody, like, not work as much, which really confuses me. But I guess this Tesla thing kind of like makes me understand it a little bit more. Like now I get it.

[B]

Something like that. Yeah.

[A]

Like a robot's working for you and you don't have to work as much.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then again, like, why would. I don't know.

[B]

Well, like, imagine you had like, bookkeeping to do. Right. And you had a robot to do it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, like if you had a.

[C]

Business, you like, you just have a robot at home. It's like cleaning, cooking, managing the bills. It is very spooky.

[A]

Are you gonna be a robophobic dad?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you're one of your kids, there's a really good chance that one of your kids will be dating a robot.

[B]

Oh, my God. No. Not my kids are really not. Not My kids. Not on my watch. Over my dead body.

[A]

What is it? There's like, some really good, like, racial slurs for.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for robots.

[A]

I think it's like, Clanker. Clanker's really good. I don't know what else it is, but it's like. It's ones like that and it's. I always see Tiktoks about it.

[B]

Tin can.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, Tin can. Just Tiktoks being like, holy shit. Like, we're going to be. We're going to be the racist generation towards fucking robots. Because look at how people treat those little delivery robots on the street. Like, people love flipping those things off.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, it's 50. 50, right? You're either like, this is so cute. This guy needs help, or fuck you, get on my way, you piece of shit. And then when that. When that thing becomes, like, fully autonomous and can think for itself, that robot delivery is going to take the fucking footlong you ordered and shove it right up your ass. So it's like.

[B]

That's a big storyline in Seth Rogen's show Platonic is he just kicks over those robots? He kicks over the postmate robots.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know why people are so, like. I think people just want to, like, people are really angry about him. There's this guy on Sunset Boulevard that just. Have you seen this guy? Oh, yeah. You saw him with me?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

He just walks his robotic dog every day.

[C]

It's the same guy walking the same robot dog.

[A]

And we don't know if it's like a commercial or anything or not.

[C]

I think it's like. I think he's getting paid to do it by whatever the robot dog company is.

[B]

What, by Dobrik's? You see him?

[A]

Yeah, he walks right by Dobrik's.

[B]

Oh, no. He's just a crazy person. He's not getting paid.

[A]

You've seen him?

[B]

No, no.

[A]

It's a robot dog, and the dog will stop and pee.

[B]

Is he on a leash?

[A]

No, no, no. He walks like, five feet in front of this guy and he'll stop and pee on a tree, but he won't actually, like. I think it was his leg up.

[C]

A marketing stunt, because I was seeing it. Like, so many people were posting it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

For like.

[A]

But there's no but. There's no, like, there's nothing on.

[C]

No branding. There's no nothing on it.

[A]

But it just must be, like, for ro. Robotic dogs. I don't.

[C]

And it's only on Sunset, and he's just up and Down. And he's. He's doing it like he's walking. Like he doesn't have a fucking robot dog next to him.

[B]

What was the name of your friend in the CIA again?

[A]

What? I didn't say anything.

[B]

Who? Oh, no. But I was just. You.

[A]

Nice try, dude. Nice fucking try. You're gonna have to. What would be the number one way to get something out of you?

[B]

Out of me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Tickle me.

[A]

What? No, no. Have you ever seen, like, torture methods?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's like, the worst?

[B]

Be tickled.

[A]

No. Come on. There's, like, really bad ones out there.

[B]

Oh, you mean. Oh, you mean like real bad ones? Like waterboarding?

[A]

I don't even think that's real. Like, dude, I'm on this. Well, I'm not on anymore because I clicked. Not interested, because it was freaking me out. But, like, medieval torture methods. Have you seen those?

[C]

No.

[A]

It's really, really, really, really fucking scary.

[B]

Or they do.

[C]

Or they, like, peel a nail off or something, one by one or.

[A]

No, no. They, like, put you in a box, and it's just like, your head is out. And then they'll, like, put an incredible amount of insects in the box, and they'll make sure they're taking care of. It's just your head out of the box. And they make sure they feed you, they take care of you so you stay alive for like, 14, 20 days while the insects start eating you from inside the box.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, this is just, like, one of many ways that it's just, like, the most.

[B]

That's insane.

[A]

But, like, dude, it's just like, I. I don't know. Like, I don't know why that doesn't seem real to me. Like, did that actually fucking happen for sure? Like, before, just that crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, it was just that. Like, I also, like, I think, like, when I think of, like, wars back then, like, people fighting with swords do, you know, I mean, guns is one thing because, like, you're so far away. You could, you know, I mean, you could. Like, now you shoot people. You're not even. There's not even, like, a personal connection. But you're telling me that the countries would go to war with each other and people are, like, having knife fights and they can't just look at each other for a second and be like, what are we doing? I can't. There's no personal connection that anybody had experiencing during these medieval combat situations.

[C]

I'm sure that some people did, and they probably just ran away from the war.

[B]

I think people valued life Less.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't understand that.

[B]

Everybody lived to, like, 29.

[A]

I guess you're right. So maybe that was like a thing. Like, it was just like. Maybe it was more of a thing to die honorably than it was to live honorably.

[B]

I think so too.

[A]

But that's like, such a crazy mindset.

[C]

You're like pride and like, nationalism, whatever, for your country was like, just far surpassed.

[A]

Damn. That's the kind of. That's the kind of people I need working here at David Dobrik llc. Yeah, not like Natalie. She's falling asleep while we're editing the vlog.

[C]

Sorry, I've been up for 36 hours.

[A]

Yeah, yesterday we were adding at 3am and we had a. We had a wait. First we had to drag Natalie out.

[C]

Of bed, like, literally by my feet.

[A]

And then we had to go. We had to go change locations because now it was getting too comfortable.

[C]

I couldn't stay awake.

[B]

Yeah. I saw you in Vegas. I saw those nachos arrive for you around.

[C]

Yeah, well, and that's the other thing too. Like, in order for me to stay awake, I have to be eating.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I have to snack on something. So my body is, like, moving and, like, I'm physically doing something. So I'm eating, like, four meals a day when we're.

[A]

It's brutal. But we went. We went with Steve to Vegas and he gave us his private jet to take back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, like, for some reason I love driving, so I thought that was the.

[B]

Dumbest thing you did, so.

[A]

It wasn't.

[C]

Actually, I feel like it was pretty smart.

[A]

No. So Ilya and I drove back at 3am, got home at 8:30 in the morning, and then Natalie got on the flight at like, what, 10 in the morning?

[C]

11.

[A]

Yeah, 11. So I was already asleep in my own bed while Natalie had to fly back.

[B]

She got here at 12:30. She was in the. In the door.

[C]

Yeah, I know, but he got five hours of sleep, so by the time I landed, he was. So did you go?

[A]

Yeah, but then she. She. She only got a little bit of sleep.

[B]

And let him. Don't let him cloud your fucking brain.

[A]

This is like. This is like the middle. This like the Medieval Times.

[B]

This is insane.

[A]

Are you willing to die for this company?

[B]

I will go to my deathbed. You're in Vegas. You can go to sleep at 2:00am, right? And wake up at 10, get a full eight hours and get on a jet and land in LA. Option B.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Get on. Start driving.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

At 3:30 in the morning.

[A]

Okay, so you get back here at.

[B]

8:30 in the morning.

[A]

So can we be honest? It was 3:30 for both those times. You kind of changed it to make your arguments okay.

[B]

No, you left at 3.

[A]

Okay, but that's when I would have gone to bed. Okay, fine, so you have to keep those times.

[B]

Okay, three. Okay, so do your little story again. Seven hours. Seven hours sleep. A good seven hours in the bed in the hotel.

[A]

My body doesn't work like that because. Okay, listen, I wake up. I wake up.

[B]

Did you have something to come back to here? Did you have a booty call or something?

[A]

I had a booty call at 8:45 in the morning? Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so go.

[A]

I was fucking my Long John Dunkin Donuts. No, I obviously didn't have a booty call, dude.

[B]

Okay, so then, so that makes no sense. So now you drive five hours, which is exhausting. Bad sleep in the car.

[A]

Horrible sleep.

[B]

Bad sleep. And you're in your bed at 8:30.

[A]

But you're not looking at it the right way.

[B]

Tell me.

[A]

I like when I. If I got on that plane in the morning and then I landed back in la, like when you leave the Vegas hotel, It takes you 25 minutes to get to the airport. 40, 40, 40 to get to the airport from the Vegas. Okay, so that's 40 minute drive. And then we're going to be taxiing another 20 minutes.

[C]

We had to refuel. We took off a little bit late.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Then you have, you were here at.

[B]

12:30 in the house.

[A]

Then your flight time's 45 minutes and then you have to get off the plane and then you have to drive again when you can just go from the Vegas hotel straight to the house. I feel like I have a no brainer here, Jay.

[B]

No, you were, you were so taxed today. You went to sleep today if you had just slept a regular seven hours.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

In Vegas.

[A]

So this is why the vlog was late. I got home at 8am Right. I slept till like 1 or 2 and then we started editing. We edited till 3, 4am and then we had to wake up at 6:30 in the morning for a bit. So we got two hours of sleep and then I came back from doing the bit and I was so cranky that I went to take a nap and then I Woke up at 4pm and now the vlog is up, the podcast is late, and now we're here at 11:30 at night on Tuesday.

[B]

Vlog was great, Dave. Good job.

[A]

So I'm sorry it came out late that is my fault. I'm not gonna plan any more bits for Sunday night. That was too much. Now we know.

[B]

Hey, if anybody wants to. If anyone owns a restaurant and wants to be on my app, let me know what hit me on a dm.

[A]

What do you mean on your app?

[B]

I'm working with an app.

[A]

What's your app?

[B]

I'm working with in kind. I'm signing restaurants up. I just got Dobrik's on there.

[A]

Oh, hell, yeah. Thank you, Jay.

[B]

You're welcome.

[A]

Okay, hit up Jay for restaurant plug. All right, guys, thank you guys for joining us. Let us know how much you think the Avengers make DM me. Give me a full breakdown. I'll review it on the next pod. We'll see you guys later. Bye.