Wiping Away My Roommate's Debt

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode: Wiping Away My Roommate's Debt
Release Date: June 24, 2025

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1. Health Update

The episode opens with a heartfelt health update as David Dobrik shares great news about his co-host, Jason Nash.

• David Dobrik [00:00]: "The good news is Jason is cancer free. Just got his skin cancer removed today right before doing the podcast."

Jason humorously details the severity of his surgery:

• Jason Nash [00:23]: "They pulled out of me, like, the biggest freckle ever. It was that big."

This segment sets a supportive and personal tone for the episode, highlighting the close bond between the hosts.

2. Podcast Dynamics and Natalie

David introduces Natalie, the podcast’s manager, who plays a pivotal role in maintaining the show's flow. Their dynamic is playful yet essential.

• David Dobrik [01:27]: "That's because this is a Natalie free podcast episode."

• Jason Nash [01:48]: "I'm here, you stupid bitch."

Despite the teasing, both acknowledge Natalie's importance:

• David Dobrik [01:38]: "I really like having Natalie around because she, like, ties everything together."

3. Paddle Achievements

A significant portion of the episode revolves around David’s recent achievements in paddle, a sport he takes seriously.

• David Dobrik [07:07]: "I won some good money while I was in paddle. I've made some serious wagers."

He recounts an intense match where he won $100,000 in just a few hours:

• David Dobrik [07:35]: "One paddle game. It's kind of crazy. It's like. It felt like every dollar that's ever been invested into my tennis abilities was recouped right then and there."

4. The “Asshole Episode” and Audience Reactions

David reflects on a controversial podcast episode where he discusses his personal health matter, which sparked varied reactions.

• David Dobrik [03:00]: "No one did. No one did."

He shares anecdotes about discussing the episode at events:

• David Dobrik [03:38]: "Half of France now knows that I have may possibly have had a hammer to my ass."

5. Legacy and Mental Health Reflections

David delves into deeper, introspective topics, addressing his thoughts on legacy and mental well-being.

• David Dobrik [12:46]: "Legacy's such a word for ego. Like, who gives a fuck?"

He shares a pivotal moment when watching Mike Tyson redefine his view on legacy:

• David Dobrik [12:59]: "He doesn't believe in legacy. Legacy is just another word for ego."

David also touches on his mental health journey:

• Jason Nash [15:12]: "It's a good turnaround. Have you ever seen anyone?"

• David Dobrik [15:17]: "Man, dude, the way Jason described that genuinely is exactly how I'm feeling."

6. Returning to Content Creation

After a hiatus, David discusses his decision to resume creating content, choosing a weekly schedule over monthly postings to alleviate pressure.

• David Dobrik [09:59]: "I've been talking about making the videos again. And I keep going back and forth between posting once a month, posting once a week."

• David Dobrik [10:22]: "I've kind of landed on once a week. Yeah, because it's just once a month feels like too much pressure."

He reflects on his previous content creation habits:

• David Dobrik [11:02]: "When I started YouTube I was like, I'm posting three times a week no matter what."

7. Interactions with John Stamos and the “Heavyweights” Podcast

A lively segment features interactions with John Stamos, leading to the announcement of a new podcast titled “Heavyweights.”

• John Stamos [21:16]: "I got no comments, but. Wow, that's really the."

• David Dobrik [22:19]: "We offered him $75,000 a year to quit his job."

The mock-serious negotiation showcases the hosts' comedic chemistry:

• John Stamos [22:20]: "He said no."

They humorously script a sample of the upcoming podcast:

• Ilya Fedorovich [34:10]: "It's called Heavyweights."

• John Stamos [34:26]: "Honestly, I'm an open book to anything."

8. Humorous Moments and Banter

The episode is peppered with lighthearted and comedic moments, including attempts at singing and playful ribbing among the hosts.

• David Dobrik [36:03]: "I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget."

• Jason Nash [40:25]: "Somber."

David humorously critiques his own singing skills, eliciting laughter:

• David Dobrik [37:00]: "And here's the tough part about singing. I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget."

9. Conclusion and Teasers

The hosts wrap up the episode by promoting each other's projects and teasing future content.

• David Dobrik [40:25]: "Next podcast, Thursday's pod. I'm gonna come with a revised version, and I'll let you guys know how it sounds."

• Jason Nash [41:04]: "All the scientists out there. Watch out for the matrix. Keep your standard."

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Notable Quotes

• David Dobrik [00:00]: "The good news is Jason is cancer free."

• Jason Nash [07:35]: "One paddle game. It's kind of crazy. It's like. It felt like every dollar that's ever been invested into my tennis abilities was recouped right then and there."

• David Dobrik [12:59]: "Legacy is just a word, another word for ego."

• John Stamos [22:20]: "He said no."

• David Dobrik [37:00]: "I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget."

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Conclusion

In "Wiping Away My Roommate's Debt," David Dobrik and Jason Nash navigate a blend of personal updates, professional achievements, and deep reflections, all while maintaining their signature humor and camaraderie. From celebrating health triumphs and discussing the pressures of content creation to teasing future projects with guest appearances like John Stamos, the episode offers listeners a comprehensive glimpse into the lives and thoughts of these dynamic hosts.

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Transcript

[David Dobrik]

Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. I have good news and even gooder news. The good news is Jason is cancer free. Just got his skin cancer removed today right before doing the podcast. So I want to congratulate him.

[Jason Nash]

Thank you. Man, you should have seen what they pulled out of me, man. They pulled out of me, like, the biggest freckle ever. No, take, take, take the top of your pinky. Yeah, I'm not kidding. It was that big.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wait, what?

[Jason Nash]

It was, like, a crazy chunk. Oh, yeah. It was wild.

[David Dobrik]

So this was actually serious.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I know we've had our cancer conversations before where you deemed that my. My skin cancer was not worth mentioning on the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

I voted. Yeah. I voted Jason's skin cancer to be irrelevant.

[Jason Nash]

Tell them what happened.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I just. I'm not. I'm not the biggest fan of when people. Like, cancer is probably the worst thing on the planet that, like, someone can be diagnosed with medically.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not the biggest fan when people, like, find a dimple or, like, not a dimple, a freckle, and they're like, this is skin cancer. And then they make a big deal about having skin cancer. I don't know. Maybe they're the same thing. Maybe. Maybe I'm the. Am I the asshole in the situation? Maybe I am the asshole in the situation. But pinky actually does sound. That's. That's a lot more Jason's now showing me.

[Jason Nash]

Well, yeah, so anyway. Yeah, so go check your moles, guys. Check your moles. That's what's important here.

[David Dobrik]

And then even the gooder news on top of it. And you can notice that I'm using words like gooder instead of better.

[Jason Nash]

That's amazing.

[David Dobrik]

That's because this is a Natalie free podcast episode.

[Jason Nash]

Ay.

[David Dobrik]

The only thing that tops you is being cancer free is getting a break from Natalie, ridiculing me, making fun of my grammar, putting me down. Now, I do really like having Natalie around because she, like, ties everything together.

[Jason Nash]

I'm here, you stupid bitch.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, really? Really? But. But, yeah, Natalie is still in St. Tropez. Isn't that crazy? So I just got back.

[Jason Nash]

How do you do it? How does she do it?

[David Dobrik]

I do. And you know what she's like. She's my manager, Right? That's her title. She's posted eight TikToks on this trip. I haven't posted. Maybe this is. You know, this just goes to show how bad I am at social media. I haven't posted eight TikToks this year. She's posted eight. Like, here's her getting ready. Here's her dancing with her sister. Like, it's just non stop posting. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

This is your sign to go to Europe. I saw that one.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. She's. She's done every trend you could possibly do on a fucking boat or anywhere in Europe.

[Jason Nash]

Whose boat is she in?

[David Dobrik]

Natalie has attacked. It's our buddy's boat. She's. I mean, she's really living it up. She keeps saying I'm missing out, but I couldn't. I left Cannes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I had the best time in Cannes.

[Jason Nash]

Great.

[David Dobrik]

It was incredible. I left though, and same thing that happened with my flight last time. My connecting flight connected to London and then I missed the next flight because the first one got delayed, so I had to spend the night in London.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, what'd you do?

[David Dobrik]

I just went out. I went out with some of my London friends and then I extended another day because I had a lot of fun.

[Jason Nash]

Look at you. You have London friends.

[David Dobrik]

So I was there. Well, I only have like three.

[Jason Nash]

That's pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

And I put out one of those close friends, like, who's in the area? And then I got.

[Jason Nash]

And they answered.

[David Dobrik]

And they answered.

[Jason Nash]

Were you excited when they answered?

[David Dobrik]

I was stoked. I was like, I can't believe I do have friends here in London. No. But I was in Cannes. And that's when we dropped our asshole episode where I talk about my butthole.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Which by the way, I'm not exaggerating. Completely gone away.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

Ever since this moment, I don't know if it was like, how curious.

[Jason Nash]

That's interesting. After Reggie looked at it, everything was fine.

[David Dobrik]

I know it's making me feel. I know it's making me look like I'm just genuinely a pervert. And I wanted my friends to look at my asshole. But I don't know if it was the motion of me spreading my cheeks in front of my friends that whatever was there made it hide away in embarrassment. Or maybe it was all in my head and all I needed was reassurance from my friends. I think that's what it was. I think it was when they said, there's nothing there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Then in my head I was like, yeah, there isn't anything there. And then the pain literally full stop went away.

[Jason Nash]

Amazing.

[David Dobrik]

But it was right when we dropped the episode. I was really proud of it. I did think it was genuinely one of our best episodes. And one of the main things I go to can to is like the Spotify events. I'm really close with all the people at Spotify. They are the sweetest people. Like, I love seeing them. Every year I get to see them once a year. And it's at. It's at Cannes. And, you know, there's a lot of new people I was introduced to at Spotify. And when they would ask, like, what we talk about, like, it was always. I was like, I was treading on. Or I was on thin ice, like, of whether or not I should bring up our last episode. And like, three times I brought it up to three random people. It crushed. They were like, great. I had a hemorrhoid, blah, blah, blah. And I brought it up one time to. To two people, and they both, like, literally split and covered their ears. They were like, whoa, whoa. And I was like, oh, my God. That was a joke. That was a joke. But I had to bring it up because they were like, what do you talk about on the pod? Like, I've never met these people. I was introducing myself, so, like, I had a first. Why I said it in the way I said it. And I think this is where I went wrong is because I said, we have incredibly, like, highbrow conversations.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And that joke definitely didn't land. So I was like, oh, my God, wait, this guy's gonna think I'm, like, so full of myself. So I have to explain that this is the. This is the furthest from my high.

[Jason Nash]

Did you say it? I had my friend look into my butt. Go, give me an example.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't even. I didn't even get that far. And the one that didn't work.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The other ones fucking smashed. Incredible. I told a lot of people. Half of France now knows that I have may possibly have had a hammer to my ass. No. But I didn't even get that far in that one because, I mean, I went right to Natalie after the conversation. I'm like, natalie, I can't bring up my hammer anymore. Make sure please note that don't bring it up either.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You told the audience not to bring it up to you. Has anyone come up to you?

[David Dobrik]

No. No one did.

[Jason Nash]

Great.

[David Dobrik]

No one did.

[Jason Nash]

I was laughing the other day. I was listening to it, and I was like, it's so funny how you, like, if you want to listen to this podcast, like, you really gotta dig to find it.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, for this podcast?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah. You really gotta dig for it. So the people that are listening.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

They're like, amazing.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. But I think they keep a secret. The one thing I did get, again, I Was at the airport. And you know how Danny Duncan called my car gay, my ass. And he made a big bit out of it. There was one kid came up to me and he's like, yo, Dave, your car. It's not. It's not. And I go, I know. And he started laughing. He's like, okay, okay, good.

[Jason Nash]

That's great. You already knew what he was going to say. Yeah, he read his mind.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he didn't even.

[Jason Nash]

That's great.

[David Dobrik]

He couldn't even get the words out. He didn't even get Danny out. But I'm like, I know where this is going. But no, Cannes was incredible.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, what did you do, just stay in a nice hotel?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, the hotel's horrible. It's really tough. It's really. It's in it. So it's a really tough place to get a hotel. So what, they do time? Yes, because the. The brands, all the brands buy out the hotels, right? And Cannes lion buys out the hotel. So we decided this year that we were coming really late. So the options were very sparse. And how, how it works for a brand to book you a hotel is they have to pay $10,000 just to unlock the hotel for you. That gets you the pass, and that's like a pass to Cannes Lions, right? And then you pay the regular price of the hotel room that's already expensive because the south of France, right? So you're paying $10,000 for the week plus another 10,000. So it's, it's, it's. And it's not like a. It's a 2, 300 square foot room. It's like a tiny room. It has a bed and it has a bath.

[Jason Nash]

Close to the beach.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, everything is close to the beach, which is really nice. But I got to play paddle there.

[Jason Nash]

You did.

[David Dobrik]

It was really fun. Yeah. I met. I met some friends that I challenged in paddle. Do you know, I don't think I ever talked about this on the pod. I won. I won some good money while I was in pod. I've taken paddle really seriously in pickle.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I've made some serious wagers. They ever tell you how much I wagered? Now, there was one game. This guy wanted to bet me $50,000.

[Jason Nash]

On your home court here.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, paddle, not pickle.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, paddle. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Paddle is like where you play it off the glass.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, we played it once.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So he paid me 50 grand or he played me for $50,000. And this was like a week build up. He was really hyped on it. And I won. Like, barely won. Barely won. My heart was racing. And then he. Double or nothing me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I won that too.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And he paid me in cash.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

$100,000. One paddle game. It's kind of crazy. It's like. It felt like every dollar that's ever been invested into my tennis abilities.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Was recouped right then and there. Like, I've never made money playing sports.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And this is like my biggest fucking paycheck.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

It feels like I won a big tournament. $100,000 for two matches done in like two and a half, three hours.

[Jason Nash]

Is there a crowd?

[David Dobrik]

No. No crowd.

[Jason Nash]

No crowd. Just the two of you?

[David Dobrik]

No. No, no. Yeah. Because the way. The way a lot of these, like, matches work in Beverly Hill, this. That was the last time I bet like, that kind of money. I've bet like ten grand before. Here and there. Even that is like gut wrenching. It's like the worst.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

But the way they work is it's all billionaires playing millionaires. Billionaires. And they're all betting each other like 250amatch or $250,000, which is like. Which is fine. What's so incredible about it is professional paddle players will come to the United States because paddle's not big here in la, but these guys will come from Spain and they'll play with these guys that are putting the bets. So let's say you're the billionaire, I'm the pro. You wager all the money, and then the other guy wagers money. You guys each wager 100 grand for a match, and win or lose, the two professionals are getting paid out 10 grand for that match.

[Jason Nash]

Is it two on two?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's two on two. It's doubles.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, these paddle pros are making so much money just by being in these matches.

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[David Dobrik]

I've been texting Jason a lot. Yeah, I've been texting Jason Ferris and Ilya a lot because we've been talking about like making the videos again. And I keep going back and forth between posting once a month, posting once a week. So I want to make some sort of videos again. That's the main thing. And I just can't. I've kind of landed on something and I've landed on once a week. Yeah, because it's just once a month feels like too much pressure for like a season.

[Jason Nash]

You should explain that to people. Why once a month is more pressure?

[David Dobrik]

Well, once a month is like you have a month to make a video.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like it's like. And people are going to expect a month long video.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Like once a week. There's like such a different kind of pressure. I think why the vlogs work so well is because I was making three a week. Yeah, obviously that time was a different time. It was way easier. If I made a video now, it wouldn't be as good as one one of the three vlogs. Like it just, it was, it was a very different time back then. I had very different, very different ambitions. I was the hungriest fucking person ever. Yeah, I just moved to L. A. I'm older now and it's different. It will be probably different type of content but still, it'll still feel the same but a little different. But yeah, once a week just puts you on like schedule.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And I remember when I started posting vlogs, I was first posting on vine and I was so lazy with the vine posts. Like I was the worst viner on the face of earth. I could not come up with a seven second joke. It was the toughest thing I've done when it comes to like posting things. Because I could not figure it out. I tried everything. I was like, okay, I'm going to go get hammered tonight. Maybe something will come to me. Or like I'm going to lock myself in my room for a week. I tried everything. I couldn't do it. So when I started YouTube I was like, I'm posting three times a week no matter what. Like that's what I'm doing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I was always under the gun and I was always procrastinating. I had. I was almost not even my own boss anymore because I gave myself the schedule and I think that helped me. So I think once a week will be better.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And you were flipping out this morning already.

[David Dobrik]

Well, flipping out. I'm flipping out every morning. Every so every day.

[Jason Nash]

It's such a change from what you were.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Every two weeks ago or three weeks.

[David Dobrik]

Ago, every day I'll send a text and I'll be like, I'm still once a week. Are you guys still once a week? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm like. I'm like making sure if everyone's still on the same vibe. Do you guys still feel. Jason sent back his voice message. I thought it was funny. So I texted saying, checking in. I'm at one a week still. And then Jason goes, oh, man, did you lose it over there? You're going to be in the mental hospital. And then Jason sends his voice message.

[Jason Nash]

Hell yeah. Still a little weak. How about you? Yeah, sure, Dave. One a week. Sure, pal. We'll vlog again and Natalie will love me. Sure, Dave. Whatever you say, Steve. Oh, come over to the house and jump off the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, Dave. You got it, big guy.

[David Dobrik]

Man. Dude, the way. The way Jason described that genuinely is exactly how I'm feeling.

[Jason Nash]

Well, there's a bit of, you know, madness that goes in with it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Jason Nash]

But you got to learn to take that out of it.

[David Dobrik]

But I spoke to a lot of people about, especially in Cannes, I spoke to a lot of creators about, like, posting again.

[Jason Nash]

What'd they say?

[David Dobrik]

And I was like this big thing that I was like, really concerned about.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Was like this idea of like, legacy. I use that word really, like, loosely. Loosely. Like I've always been, like, concerned about, like, the vlogs are this really special thing and I don't want to ruin it. I don't want to post again.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And then I watched the Tyson interview, getting interviewed by like a 13 year old girl, and she's like, what do you think your legacy is going to be? And he goes, I don't believe in legacy. Legacy is just a word, another word for ego. And then he's. And it made such a good point. Obviously he was saying it to this 13 year old girl. And at the end of the interview, she goes, thanks for sharing. She has no idea what he's saying, but I thought it was Interesting. Like, legacy's such a word for ego. Like, I just have to let my own ego go. Like, it's like, who gives a fuck?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, we're all gonna be dead.

[Jason Nash]

We're all gonna be dead.

[David Dobrik]

And who knows? Maybe someone in 130 years will be like, have you watched David's videos? And, like, that's what I'm holding onto, that one conversation someone's gonna have behind my back after I'm dead.

[Jason Nash]

When you're in the grave.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So I think, like, I've kind of let the idea of that go good. And even, like, one of my buddies said, like, one of my buddies who loves music is like, I was the biggest Kanye fan.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And like, now he still makes music. I don't necessarily align with anything he says anymore, but I still love the songs that he made. Does that make sense?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, they're still good songs. I still don't know what it is. I still don't know if it's on second channel, main channel, or, like, what the idea is or what it's called or whatever it is. But, like, I'm just excited to make stuff again. I just feel like I've. I've kind of done. Than not doing anything in a while. I've done it pretty well. I've really been relaxed. And this feels like. This feels like one of those moments where when people ask you, like, what do you regret? I think it's. I think this is going to be one of those moments that I never did it again.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Or I never made stuff. This feels like. Yeah. Like, when I'm 50, I'm going to. I'm going to look back at this and be like, I lived with my best friends in my house. I got to go to the coolest events.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, why am I not sharing that and making videos and making fun? Like, I don't know. It just got to the point where it just. It feels selfish to not make videos because I really love it. And through the videos, I can help so many people. Like, not only just, like. Because, like, maybe I'll make somebody giggle, but, like, when I'm making videos. Like, we're giving people a lot of things that I'm. And, like, that's so fun to do. And it feels really selfish to just keep that to myself and add a new paint coat to the pickleball court.

[Jason Nash]

David.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Look at you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I know. I'm really making some changes over here.

[Jason Nash]

Come around. This is impressive talk from you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I know. A week ago, I was going to kill. Or what was it, three weeks ago? I was going to kill myself here. When was the band episode?

[Jason Nash]

It was three weeks ago. It's a good turnaround. Have you ever seen anyone. Speaking of you relaxing, you said you're really good at it. Had you ever seen anyone relax better than you?

[David Dobrik]

No. No.

[Jason Nash]

You're the best at that.

[David Dobrik]

No. Yeah. I think. And like at Cannes, I got to meet a lot of people. Yeah. That were like in their 70s.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And like helped start. I mean, any company underneath the sun. Uber fucking.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I can't even name the companies because I'm just. I. My brain doesn't. But like, ever, like billionaires I have met with people that were. Had so much fucking money. And every time I walked away from one of those conversations, I would turn to Natalie and I'd go, I can't look at that guy because I have no idea what the fuck he's still doing here.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I was like, go relax. Why are you. Why are you meeting me? Why are you talking to me? But I don't know. I think that's a very like. And I think I'm saying that out of insecurity. I think I'm like, I'm insecure at the fact that I stopped making things and now I'm projecting it onto other people. So now I'll see a guy still working and still being passionate at like 60 or 70.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I'll turn it on him and be like, why aren't you fucking vacationing? When in reality it's like, that's. Well, because he probably loves to work. And there's nothing wrong with loving to work.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And he's done all the vacations.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Probably been everywhere.

[David Dobrik]

So I think it's. I think it's both. I think you can. You can love to work. You can love to vacation. I love to work and I love to vacation. And now I think just how the waves work. I think I may somehow fall back into the work if. If that makes sense. But I don't know. You never know. I got a dm. That's kind of an interesting.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Someone said. I'm just so confused. This is. This is the kind of. Kind of hate low key Shade, but I think she means in a critical way. I'm just so confused. I understand repeating stories because everyone does that in our lives. But you've been gone for three years, traveled the world, visited the seven wonders every week. You're an event or doing something otherworldly that we don't do. Even as simple as hosting a ping pong tournament in your backyard. And we only hear the same stories about Ilya and you and Jason. That's really interesting.

[Jason Nash]

She's right.

[David Dobrik]

But why is that? Why is it that, like, I don't.

[Jason Nash]

Because you love to, like, hold court and bring your friends around and point out the funniest things, and those are the funniest things.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Like, I guess. I guess I don't, like, really know. Like, what did I do recently, though, that could have been, like, really cool for somebody?

[Jason Nash]

Like, a ping pong tournament might be a fun thing to talk about.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if I go to an event, I don't come home ever. Like, Ilya will ask me, how was it? How was it? And I'll be like, I'm glad I'm home every time.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I just got back from France. Like, Brooke, who works with us, asked, how is France? I'm like, I'm glad I'm back. Like, that. That's how I respond. So I don't know unless, like, something crazy happens. And I think that also goes to. With, like, how jaded I am with all of the fun things that we have gotten to do. And unless I'm, like, capturing it on camera, I don't. I don't, like, I can't, like, love it. I love putting it in front of a lens. And it's like. It's like, this is something I've referenced before, but it's like Ghostbusters catching ghosts. Like, when that funny thing or that cool or that amazing thing is in front of the lens and it's. And I hit record and it's caught like lightning in a bottle.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, that's when I love it because I feel like I captured a memory.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's not as exciting seeing it. If you tell me Jonah threw up, I'm not going to like it as much as you're showing me Jonah throw up.

[David Dobrik]

I would. I would even resonate with it in the same way, because I'll be like, oh, that just happened. And I don't know. And things are amplified and they're more funny to me when I'm watching them through a lens.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, Jonah throwing up may bother me when I don't have a camera in my hand, but, like, when I'm capturing and I'm like, this is fucking hilarious. Like, it's just like a different perspect where it's just like, this is great. We're making such fun stuff. Also, like, the events are very much the same Thing like, you go to any event and you can ask this to anybody. It very much is like, people bund up, dressed up, and there's a very attractive people around. You're lucky if you get to talk to one and then you go home. That's what it is. The other day, we did get to do something fun. We went to a club. It was me and my roommates. Yeah, we never drink. And I was just like, come on, it's boys night. I've been in France for five days. Let's go. And we went to go to a club my buddy owns. And I said, it's just me and my roommates. Can we come in for drinks? There's nobody there. It was like 10 o' clock. Club wasn't open yet. Doesn't open for another hour. And we just sat at, like, one of the tables.

[Jason Nash]

So fun.

[David Dobrik]

And just ordered drinks. It was just us.

[Jason Nash]

Nice.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, we were supposed to go for a couple of beers, but then I started sneaking in shots and we were playing, like, a drinking game.

[Jason Nash]

What game?

[David Dobrik]

It's this, like, finger on the cup game. You put your finger on the cup and you have to guess how many fingers are left. It's really hard to explain, but John and Ilya kept losing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Which means they had to drink the most. And, like, I was having such a blast because they were, like, drinking so much. But then when, like, 12:30 came around, when people started to roll in, they Irish goodbyed. Like, when I was at my peak drunk, John and Elia were at the peak drunk. And me and Alex were like, where the fuck did they go? We checked their location and they were halfway home.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, that was like, that's so fucked up. They, like, it ruined it for me so much. Where I was like, why you hate that?

[Jason Nash]

You hate the Irish goodbye.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Or because the point of drinking isn't just getting drunk. It's like, I want to ride home with them. I want to order Taco Bell. I want to debrief through the night. That's what I told Ilya. That's what I told Alex. I'm like, we can't do this with him anymore. I walked downstairs earlier and Ilya was there talking to my roommate John. And this is like a funny. Like, he was almost about to laugh. And then Ilya goes, wait, say that for the podcast. I go, what podcast? Like, my podcast. And then Ilya goes, no, no, I'm starting a podcast with John. Is that real?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

It is very real. You want to know the podcast Name?

[Jason Nash]

I tried to get John for my podcast. He wouldn't do it.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what's the podcast name?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

It's called Heavyweights.

[David Dobrik]

That's funny, because John, or because Ilya used to have a podcast called Lightweights, and now that John's on board, who happens to be, I guess, on the heavier side, we're gonna talk about that. Yeah, I don't know.

[John Stamos]

I got no comments, but. Wow, that's really the.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, no, that's not the reason.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, wait, why no comments?

[John Stamos]

No, no, no. I'm just gonna.

[David Dobrik]

You want to save this for your first episode?

[John Stamos]

Oh, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

You want to save how you relapsed after the teela transformation?

[John Stamos]

Okay, okay, let's talk about relapse over here.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, I'm doing fine.

[Jason Nash]

That's the worst is like, if you want to put the weight back. I put so much back on. It's the worst.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, so why is it called Heavyweights?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Because, you know, people that go to.

[David Dobrik]

The gym, they're like, they lift heavyweights. So it has nothing to do with John's weight?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, no. It's also kind of just funny how it used to be lightweight, and now it's heavyweight.

[David Dobrik]

So, John, you're going to be a podcast co host?

[John Stamos]

I guess so.

[David Dobrik]

It's a big deal.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I knew about it about three hours ago.

[Jason Nash]

Damn. Snagged up John. That's crazy. You. We birthed John here, and everyone loves John.

[David Dobrik]

I know.

[Jason Nash]

All the heat.

[David Dobrik]

We offered him $75,000 a year to quit his job.

[Jason Nash]

I know.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[John Stamos]

No, you did not offer me that.

[David Dobrik]

On the pod, you dumb ass. Yeah, it is the last episode. I'm getting DMs. Like, is that. It's John a moron. Lily. I told him. I said. I said, john, I'll give you $75,000 if you quit your job right now and you just hang out with me. That's it.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

He said no.

[David Dobrik]

He said no.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I was like, all you got to do is just sit next to him. He goes, well, I do that already for free.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But, like, I would incorporate more things, like foods here. Can you grab it? And things like that.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, because that sounds so fudgeing? Enticing.

[David Dobrik]

I mean.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it kind of does.

[Alex Newman]

He already does it, but for a dollar per.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, per meal.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Because he ow him. How much money do you owe Dave?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, we're. We're coming. Lower. We're getting lower.

[David Dobrik]

John owes me. Remember that bachelor party we went to? Yeah, John still owes me, like, $1,300. From it.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Cuz all the boys sent money so it'd be unfair.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Oh, for sure.

[David Dobrik]

If I let John with a pass on it.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No, I feel bad, but I have no.

[John Stamos]

It's, it's, it's.

[David Dobrik]

So John works it off with like when we play video games, I'll order like a $2 Lacroix from the fridge downstairs and I'll be like, I have three LaCroix for a dollar or two.

[John Stamos]

At least the interest rate is.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then he like subtracts it, so it's pretty good. Sometimes he forgets things, but I mean, it's like, whatever.

[Jason Nash]

That's awesome.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So you're already kind of working for me. Just like, like illegal rates. Illegal minimum wage rates.

[Jason Nash]

Did you work today?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I did.

[Jason Nash]

How was it?

[John Stamos]

It was actually stressful, so.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's fine.

[John Stamos]

Okay, never mind. It's fine.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, fine. Explaining what happened.

[John Stamos]

Okay, so I had these.

[Jason Nash]

This is what you're going to have Ilya in your podcast. So just get ready.

[David Dobrik]

What was it? What happened? What happened?

[John Stamos]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

This is a heav. It's teased right now.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I mean, pretty much my run. The needle broke because the Matrix was a little bit too contaminated.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[John Stamos]

And then I had to remake my standards because of that. Because the standards expire. I know you're on your phone, Dave, you piece of shit.

[David Dobrik]

The fucking words you're saying, dude. John, I've heard literally everything you've said. And what. What was the point? Genuinely think about what you're saying, bro.

[Jason Nash]

There's one scientist listener right now loving this. Like, I hate when my Matrix goes out.

[David Dobrik]

No, there's one side. There's a couple of scientists probably saying this, being like, what the fuck is he talking about? Definitely a real scientist listening to this. Being like this. This man's out of his fucking. He's lost his marbles.

[Jason Nash]

It should definitely take the job.

[David Dobrik]

Do you drop just those words for no reason because you, you know, we're not going to understand what you're saying.

[John Stamos]

Matrix. You don't know Matrix?

[Jason Nash]

You know, Bill Matrix?

[David Dobrik]

No, John, I don't know. I've seen the movie Matrix. I don't know what context this is.

[John Stamos]

You know what a standard is at least?

[David Dobrik]

No, I don't know what a standard is.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know what a standard is.

[John Stamos]

See, that's way too much to explain. That's why I just go straight to it.

[David Dobrik]

Yelling. Yelling at me. You're the one that came up with the story.

[John Stamos]

I was Telling a story.

[David Dobrik]

But you literally just said, see, that's too much to explain. It was your idea to tell the story. How are you making it my fault? See, Dave, I told you I should have told the story about the Matrix. I try to get you to stop as soon as possible.

[John Stamos]

You're right.

[David Dobrik]

You're right. What happened the other day with. With Giant Go.

[Alex Newman]

Okay, so me, Julia, John, are sitting in the living room. John comes back from the fridge with a Modelo. Julie and I are like, wow, John, he's getting a little loose.

[David Dobrik]

He's like, a beer? Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Newman]

And he's like, no, there just weren't any waters, and I'm thirsty.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Alex Newman]

And then we argued about it for, like, 10 minutes, and he like, there's vitamin waters, there's Gatorade, there's Lacroix. There's a million things he can grab.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

There's also a water filter.

[Alex Newman]

Exactly. There's a water fountain that's filtered. There's a million things he can do to. To hydrate.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Alex Newman]

And he grabs a Modelo.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, what's your. So I've been there.

[John Stamos]

See?

[Alex Newman]

Okay, but you. You kind of also like Modelos. Like, you like a. Yeah, I think.

[David Dobrik]

People are gonna understand that he doesn't like models, because I've been there. So I don't know what the argument was that he, like, hates beer, and he's, like, sucking just the nectar out of it.

[Alex Newman]

Like, have you ever, ever seen him drink a beer?

[David Dobrik]

No, I understand that, but, like, for the audience, this is kind of confusing because it's like. Yeah, like, a lot of people would love a beer to quench thirst.

[John Stamos]

I don't know what to tell you. I mean, I just went to the fridge, I just grabbed the beer.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

My man just wanted a beer. I think that's what it is.

[John Stamos]

I didn't want a beer.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. This is the argument.

[Jason Nash]

Elia, is this conversation a prank on me? What world are we in?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I'm sorry I called you over here.

[Alex Newman]

You brought Jay back here just for this?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah, because he. Because you guys. It seemed like you guys were on fire and you guys were talking about something. So I brought him back for this story because this was another situation. If you don't know how. If you have any friends that are podcasters, when anything remotely funny happens, everyone goes silent in the room. Like in real life, they go, stop it. Stop it. Stop laughing. Stop laughing. Save it for the podcast. That's what podcasts do. And that's what happened. I walked into a room Alex and John were laughing. I was like, what's so funny? And they're like, we'll just tell you on the pod. I'm like, great. And I forgot about it completely. And I called Jason over here to drive over. Because I was like, you gotta hear this. Alex has some heat about John.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen's in her underwear right now.

[David Dobrik]

Jason was mid sex. Alex called Jason over because John wanted a beer, even though he may not admit that he likes them.

[Jason Nash]

Ugh.

[Alex Newman]

I feel bad.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, that's fine. It's funny that it actually was like that.

[Alex Newman]

I tried.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, right.

[Alex Newman]

I care.

[John Stamos]

I really thought you were gonna bring up the other one.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, there we go.

[John Stamos]

Saved your ass.

[David Dobrik]

Eh, Eh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what the next one is. All right. What's the next topic?

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Bear with us, listeners.

[Jason Nash]

Bear with us.

[John Stamos]

Please, please.

[David Dobrik]

I know, I know. Dude, they're so ready to click those fucking three little triangles. Don't skip us. Just right here. Come on. Okay, go.

[John Stamos]

So I was driving up the hill and I think I saw this name, and I was like, oh, you mean Annie.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Who are you talking to? Who's in the car? Set this up. Okay.

[John Stamos]

It's just me and Julia. And then I had to ask the rest of the group. Okay, okay.

[David Dobrik]

As the rest of the group in the car.

[John Stamos]

No, no. Once I got home, because this was already heated, I was already, like, screaming.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Should restart the story.

[David Dobrik]

No, keep it like this.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Julie and I were in the car driving up the hill.

[David Dobrik]

This needs to be raw. This is. This is good.

[John Stamos]

God, I hate raw, dude.

[Jason Nash]

John, sometimes. Sometimes when anyone else, like, messes up, I edit around it. But when you mess up, I leave it raw because it's so fun. Like, there's hot dog for my hot dog. You remember that one? I got a hot dog on my hot dog.

[David Dobrik]

All right, go, go, go. You got this, you got this, you got this.

[John Stamos]

So anyways, I, I. So I went in. So I went to the group. I was like, all right, before I. Nobody say it out loud. Okay. How do you say the name?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Spell it, though.

[David Dobrik]

Spell it. Go, go, go, go.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Actually, ask me, Ask me. Like I'm the group. You just walked in. Yeah. You had this conversation with your girlfriend.

[John Stamos]

I'm not going to believe this.

[David Dobrik]

What happened, John?

[John Stamos]

How do you say the name? A, N, N, E?

[David Dobrik]

Anne.

[Jason Nash]

Don't look at me.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so what? It's Anne.

[John Stamos]

I thought it was Annie.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

I was so confident. Dude, I was about to bet with her, too. I was like, I swear to God. There's people I know. That's Annie.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

A, N, N, I. Yeah, there are.

[David Dobrik]

People that you know that are.

[John Stamos]

No A, N, N, E, like Auntie Anns Ands.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[John Stamos]

I thought it was Annie. No, Annie. Like, there's no Jay. You don't know a single person named A N e say Annie?

[Jason Nash]

No, it would be I, I, E.

[John Stamos]

Not a single person named Annie.

[David Dobrik]

I think if aliens come, we send John because they'll talk to him.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And they'll realize this planet needs all the help it can get and we're harmless. They'll be like, you know what? The aliens will go back up to their mothership and the report to the generals and be like, don't worry about this one. Nothing's happening here. They're just trying to get by.

[Jason Nash]

He's smart. He's smart about, like, a lot of things. He's just. The language barrier.

[David Dobrik]

His.

[Jason Nash]

That's all it is.

[David Dobrik]

It's not a language barrier.

[Jason Nash]

It's not.

[David Dobrik]

It's. John's mom is, like, very, like, straight edge, like, intellectual. And then his dad is, like, out of a meth magazine.

[Jason Nash]

That's the guy who wasn't scared of the crocodile.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. His dad is the. It's the most absurd personality I've ever seen. It's like he's acting.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But he's not. It is so.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

He's so crazy, but it's so great.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's like, I've never seen a person like it. And John is smack dab in the middle. Oh, I feel like his two personalities battle. So it's like Mom's side, which is like, the science.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Will fight with his dad, which is the nonsense. Which is the craziest combination to have inside one human.

[Jason Nash]

Why wasn't he scared when he. An alligator in. In his living room? Like that baffled me.

[David Dobrik]

Because he didn't think it was real.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, well.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, he did it.

[John Stamos]

No, I don't think it was real. And we also had a crocodile named, like, Pet Dandy.

[David Dobrik]

You mean Crocodile Dundee?

[John Stamos]

Dandy.

[David Dobrik]

You're gonna stick to this. I'm gonna ask your family. It's gonna be Dundee.

[John Stamos]

Crocodile Dandy. I'm not gonna die in this hill, but sure.

[David Dobrik]

Crocodile Dandy.

[Jason Nash]

It's the off brand version so they don't get sued.

[John Stamos]

Wait, there's. There's a crocodile named Dandy?

[David Dobrik]

Crocodile Dundee is a movie, and I have a feeling there's no way this crocodile's name was Dandy.

[John Stamos]

You want I call my dad right now?

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Actually, yes, John, is Dundee like the movie. Mr. Castro, sorry. Sorry to bother you in your. Tornado. Can you hear me? It's David. It's David. Mr. Castro, can you hear me?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, David. How are you?

[David Dobrik]

Good, good. I have a question. So did you guys used to have a crocodile, like, as a pet in the Philippines?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, you want one?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no.

[John Stamos]

We got a lot in there, but I don't know if you could bring it here.

[David Dobrik]

That's fine. Did you used to. You used to have one as a pet, though, right?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What was his name? What was his name?

[John Stamos]

No, he said Dandy.

[David Dobrik]

Dundee. Like Crocodile Dundee.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

There you go. Thank you, Mr. Castro. Okay. Hell, yeah, David. 143. John, still zero.

[Jason Nash]

Does he. Does he work at the airport?

[David Dobrik]

That's so funny. He said Dundee, and John go, goes, ha. And we're like, yes. He just said Dundee again. But the way Dundee. He's named after the movie.

[Jason Nash]

The way he says it. He says dundee.

[John Stamos]

Dondi.

[Jason Nash]

That's why John thought it was Don.

[David Dobrik]

All right, fair enough. Different languages pronounce different things, but it is named after the movie. Yeah, I would assume.

[John Stamos]

If I did run away, how hard would you look for me?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, just because I'd miss you, I would. I wouldn't try to collect my twelve hundred dollars you owe me.

[John Stamos]

Oh, I didn't mean to.

[David Dobrik]

Before you go, give me my money.

[Jason Nash]

What can John do to wipe away the 1200?

[John Stamos]

Because I'm gonna pay him.

[David Dobrik]

As John's.

[Jason Nash]

Hang on, hang on. As John's lawyer, I have to say.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, he could easily wipe the 1200.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

If he said, please.

[Jason Nash]

Here's the thing.

[David Dobrik]

Honestly, if he just asked me, I'd be like, that's fine.

[Jason Nash]

Here's the thing. It was the way it was, the way it was delivered to my client, the way the debt was accrued. Yeah, I feel as if it's a little. It's a little auspicious in that, you know, he was going on a bachelor weekend. Las Vegas is so expensive. It's a set cost for all the.

[David Dobrik]

It's just that there are like. Like 12 boys that all paid their dues, and it would be unfair to them that I showed exactly any special treatment to your client.

[Jason Nash]

What are you doing? What are you doing planning a weekend like this when you know my client only makes $29,000 a year.

[David Dobrik]

That's true. That is true. That is true. Why is your client not quitting his job and coming to work for me? I mean, I don't know how Zilla.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Now that John's my co host on my Zeal podcast, gonna be fucking amazing.

[Jason Nash]

Let's hear. Let's hear a little sample. Let's do a two minute sample of what heavyweights will sound like.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to heavyweights. I got John here, my best friend that I grew up with him.

[John Stamos]

Joe's gonna be so mad. Heavyweights, lightweights, crazy. All I'm thinking about is Joe. I gotta apologize to him. I took your spot. I'm so sorry.

[David Dobrik]

No, Elliot asked Joe and Joe didn't want to do it.

[John Stamos]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

Oh, fuck that. Let's go.

[David Dobrik]

All right, continue. I want to see what this podcast is like. Go, go.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What's our first topic, John? Steroids.

[David Dobrik]

Oof.

[John Stamos]

Honestly, I'm an open book to anything. Oh, you know what I was thinking about? What about different patch notes for, like, the current meta of Jim?

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I have no idea what the fuck that means, but yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know what he said either.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, that's why the podcast is fun, because you always have to guess, even.

[Alex Newman]

In a topic that Ilya is an expert on. Can't find the right words.

[John Stamos]

I'm so curious. Who are these people?

[David Dobrik]

Are you saying? Who are these people that are listening? Yeah. This podcast to go from the Golden Globes episode of this one.

[Jason Nash]

This one, somebody DM me today. They were like, I really like the podcast, but I don't know how to explain to people what it's about.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I mean, this one, you can't. This one's like this. No, this is the confusing one. Like, this is what conversations are like. Really? Like on the couch in the living room. I'm being completely dead ass. Yesterday I was in the shower.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I started singing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And it all sounded so perfect. I'm not even kidding. It was. I. It was kind of like I was in a movie and I just realized I could sing. I literally.

[John Stamos]

Jay, can.

[David Dobrik]

I literally. I stopped and I looked left and right and I hit the notes again. Wow. It was crazy. I don't know, I must have been standing like a sweet spot, but I've never heard something like this before.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Let's hear song.

[Alex Newman]

Well, he's not going to do it here. Let's go to the.

[Jason Nash]

Can we go to the shower, Audrey? Now, granted, the shower, you can sound very good. The acoustics can be.

[Alex Newman]

Yeah, I sound great.

[Jason Nash]

Record yourself. Yeah.

[Alex Newman]

Do you guys do.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I know exactly what song and I'm gonna sing it for you guys right now.

[Jason Nash]

Was it an original?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, shit. Fuck, man. I gotta get ready cuz I don't want to get secondhand embarrassed.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I. I'm not gonna be able to hit what I hit. Why not?

[Jason Nash]

Did you record it?

[David Dobrik]

No, I didn't. I. I couldn't because it was like a one time thing and when I went back to doing it, it was 50 of what it was before.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I did it again. I completely lost.

[Alex Newman]

Wait, was this over music or. It was just raw? You were the only sound in the room.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wow. It was. I mean it was like.

[Alex Newman]

That's impressive.

[David Dobrik]

It was like MSG in there. Genuinely.

[Jason Nash]

I felt Natalie suck my balls. Wait, scrub harder.

[David Dobrik]

Wait.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Do you want us to look in you in the eyes or do you want us to look in the eyes?

[Jason Nash]

Open up my asshole, Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, okay. No, no, no. I got it. Okay, Okay.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I can't look here.

[David Dobrik]

I can't look.

[Jason Nash]

I got to leave the room, bro.

[David Dobrik]

Why? No, don't leave the room. I'm. I don't think I'm going to hit it, so. And. And I'm. Here's the. Here's the tough part about singing.

[Alex Newman]

You have to fully commit. Otherwise it's going to suck.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm sitting upright. Actually, I should probably stand cuz I was standing in the shower.

[Alex Newman]

You should probably take your claws off to like.

[Jason Nash]

God bless you, David. What you do for this podcast.

[David Dobrik]

I know.

[Jason Nash]

Here we go.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You're really Ray for risking you aura like this.

[Jason Nash]

Here we go.

[David Dobrik]

Crazy well thick guys. I wouldn't do this on video.

[Jason Nash]

Look at this douche trying to sing every tick tock tomorrow.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, here we go.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I can't look at him.

[Jason Nash]

All right, let's be supportive. Let's see if you can get through it.

[David Dobrik]

It's a song by Somber, one of my favorite new artists. I don't want. Hold on. Sorry, sorry. Dude, I know you're half assing it. I know I'm half assing it. Dude, I'm half assing it. There's no way. Come on. Lock in, lock in, lock in. I feel like I shouldn't even look. Don't look. I'm not looking at right now. I'm turned around. My back is to everybody. Actually, I feel like I'd be more comfortable if I spread my ass cheeks.

[John Stamos]

I think we should.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I feel like I need to hear the song.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, hear it, listen to it.

[David Dobrik]

I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget one more time that was half assed. That Was, I'm telling you, 10% of what was going on in the shower. So if you thought that was remotely cool, could you fucking imagine? Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't for.

[Jason Nash]

It's pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

It's not bad, though, right? I built on the last one. Yeah.

[Alex Newman]

You sound shaky. You just got to be more confident.

[David Dobrik]

Because I'm nervous, that's all.

[Jason Nash]

Don't be nervous. Let it go.

[David Dobrik]

This is an audio podcast. So I'm going to sing, and he's going to sing, and then tell me which one you like better. Come on. I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget.

[John Stamos]

You know?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Wait, you know who Joshua Block is?

[David Dobrik]

Joshua Block?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, put the fries in the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You kind of sound like him.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, a little.

[David Dobrik]

Again, try to. The thing is.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

The thing is, I actually do think that you have it in you, but it's so hard in front of people.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Do you? You're such a yes man.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Do you know why I'm saying that?

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Because I know I can sing, too.

[David Dobrik]

One more. One more. Last one. Last one. I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget Close.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Closer.

[Alex Newman]

It's getting better. A little bit every time.

[Jason Nash]

Try putting it down.

[David Dobrik]

I don't want the. That's Springsteen. I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won't forget something like that.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I mean, if you take some lessons, maybe.

[David Dobrik]

That's what I'm saying.

[Alex Newman]

That was better. Yeah. So, you guys, I think everyone has the ability. You just need to, like.

[David Dobrik]

We're all in.

[Jason Nash]

Wait.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Why don't we go one by one and see who.

[John Stamos]

Who's got the best voice?

[Jason Nash]

Dave doesn't like this idea.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Jason Nash]

I was the one that found Somber guys. They're kind of my band, so.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, people don't want, like, we don't all sing. It's only me.

[John Stamos]

Leaving his door open.

[David Dobrik]

Who's most likely to break out of the song? It's me.

[Jason Nash]

Dave gets DM by Somber tomorrow.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, I heard it. It was incredible. They're going to strike this pod. Please don't strike this pod. Somber, please.

[Jason Nash]

Somber.

[David Dobrik]

I know. It's a great joke. Please don't. Please don't. No, but I think it's incredible. And I think. I think I'm on my way to learning. I mean, just get ready. Next podcast, Thursday's pod. I'm gonna come with a revised version, and I'll let you guys know how it sounds. All right, guys. Well, that's all the time we have for today's episode. Thank you, guys for listening. Thank you for joining us, everyone. Go follow Alex Newman's music. Go follow Ilya's new podcast, Heavyweights. Hasn't started yet, but it's coming soon. Go follow John's Crocodile Dandy account on Instagram, and then go listen to Jay's podcast, All things good. All good things.

[Jason Nash]

All the scientists out there. Watch out for the matrix. Keep your standard.

[David Dobrik]

We'll see you guys later. Bye. Check your standards.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What's up, guys? It's ill. Came in the podcast room. Just want to see if I can do a better job than Dave. Here we go. I don't want the children of another man to have the eyes.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I'm gonna do it again. Wait, guys, that was nothing.

[David Dobrik]

Sorry. I heard singing. Did you guys need me back?