It’s Almost Break Time!
We’re down to the second-to-last episode of the year, and Ryan and Joyhdae are leaving it all on the podcast table! Tune in for this week’s wild ride featuring laughs, hot takes, and unexpected drama:
Daylight saving time beef: Why does it feel like midnight all day, and who’s the real villain here?
Aliens underwater?! UFOs transitioning from sky to sea? The government says yes, and Ryan has thoughts.
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul: Was it a fight or a glorified money grab? Let’s break it all down.
Jussie Smollett’s overturned conviction: Comeback energy or time to move on?
Art or absurdity? A banana duct-taped to a wall just sold for $6.2 million. What are we doing, Earth?!
Kendrick Lamar’s surprise album: Kenny’s not just back—he’s calling out names, taking aim at the rap game, and reminding Drake why he’s that guy. Full breakdown coming next week!
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Engage with us!
• Are aliens avoiding us because Earth is too ghetto?
• Would you pay $6.2 million for “conceptual art”?
• And seriously, how does Jake Paul keep pulling off these “wins”?
Mark your calendars! Next week is the FINAL episode of the year before we’re back on January 13th. Don’t miss it!
Like, subscribe, and drop your hot takes in the comments below! We just might feature them next time.

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00:00 Intro
00:05 Opening Statements & An Announcement
02:53 Vibe Check
07:06 AITA
12:41 I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But...
14:01 Aliens In The Water
20:45 AI Jesus
25:59 Jussie Smollett...You Know What...Nevermind
28:16 A Minor Story About Jonathan
31:46 Lil Babies Go To Harvard
38:24 The $6.2M Banana
45:11 Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul vs Paycheck
52:39 Kendrick Lamar Is Not Like...ANYBODY!
59:22 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:02:34 Find Us On All The Things!
01:03:56 One More For The Road!
01:04:13 Outro