Gemini season is upon us and we came to collect. This episode is giving cult psychology, fake rich energy, political corruption, a sad 12-year-old’s album, and Euphoria dragging itself across the finish line. The Knicks are up 2-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals and Ryan is already calling in sick to work for the parade.
This week: a man refused to take custody of his brother’s kids after he passed — is that an asshole move, or just reality? Hulu’s “The Cult of Nature Boy” has us breaking down how Eligio Bishop built Carbon Nation, why the algorithm literally made him, and why Joyhdae spotted the corniness before anyone else did. AP and Swatch dropped a $400 Royal Oak collab and certain people on the internet had an absolute breakdown — we have words for the fake rich. Euphoria crawled back after four years and we’re giving it an honest review (it’s not good). Keith Lee said his wife decides how many kids they have, and the internet called him a simp — we’re calling the internet wrong. Trump created a $1.776 billion slush fund from your tax dollars. And North West dropped music that felt like summoning Hades. Oh, and Ryan’s 8-year-old wrote the jokes this week. She’s better at it than us.
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Segment Breakdown

Am I the Asshole?
A man’sdocuseries on Eligioft behind kids — and the ex-wife wants him to step up. He said no. Ryan and Joyhdae are not fully on the same page about this one.
The Cult of Nature Boy
Hulu’s docuseries on Eligio Bishop, Carbon Nation, and how a charismatic man with TikTok reach built a cult that ended with a life sentence. Joyhdae called him corny from jump. She was right.
AP x Swatch Royal Pop Collab
A $400 watch that sent the fake wealthy into a full spiral. DDG had questions. We have answers. Real money people didn’t say a word.
Euphoria Season 3
Four years. We waited four years for this. Ryan has a lot of feelings. Joyhdae tapped out after episode one. Neither of us is wrong.
Keith Lee & Body Autonomy
He said his wife’s body, her call. The internet called him a simp. We called the internet exhausting.
Trump’s Anti-Weaponization Fund
$1.776 billion of taxpayer money — yes, that number was on purpose — to compensate January 6th participants and shield Trump from IRS audits. We have a plan to flood the applications.
North West’s EP
She’s 12. The music sounds like it’s summoning something. We’re worried, and we said what we said carefully.
Dad & Auntie Jokes
Ryan’s 8-year-old wrote every single one of his. Joyhdae’s were a different vibe entirely. Both delivered.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 — Intro
00:05 — Opening Banter
02:57 — Joyhdae Thinks She Knows Sports Things...
06:21 — Listener Feedback
10:44 — The Rundown
11:29 — AITA
23:55 — The Cult of Natureboy
38:06 — Euphoria Talk
45:07 — Keith Lee's Family Plan
54:48 — Audemars Piguet x Swatch
01:03:43 — Trump's Anti-Weaponization Fund
01:08:01 — IRS Banned From Auditing Trump
01:13:36 — North West's EP
01:18:18 — Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:22:55 — Find Us On All The Things
01:23:37 — One More For The Road…
01:24:24 — Outro