Four years in and we showed up. Barely rested, fully unfiltered, and apparently Joyhdae has officially broken up with ChatGPT for Claude.

This episode had a week that did not miss. Egypt Criss got knocked out in round two by an Olympic gold medalist — and the chaos that followed was more entertaining than the fight itself. Rihanna’s house got shot at by a woman who drove cross-country in a white Tesla with an AR-15, and we ended up in a full conversation about gun laws and mental health. Dwight Howard’s wife went live holding what appeared to be a five-gallon bag of cocaine, wiped the residue on her own nose, and posted a selfie. And Jamal Bryant stood at a mic and announced — on behalf of all of us, apparently — that the Target boycott was over. Nobody asked him. Nobody asked.
We also get into whether celebrity kids should be allowed to have careers, Zendaya possibly being married and choosing full Virgo silence about it, and Joyhdae’s dating app update that has Ryan spiritually exhausted.
The dad jokes are still not going anywhere. Four years of evidence confirms this.

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Segment Breakdown

Four Year Anniversary (Soft Launch) — The real celebration is still in production. For now: gratitude, chaos, and Ryan admitting he doesn’t check his DMs.
AITA — Me Time Is Non-Negotiable...She just wants a rotation. Her husband thinks guilt-tripping is a strategy. It is not.
Egypt Criss Gets Knocked Out — Round two. An Olympic TaeKwonDo medalist. Then the internet found an old song from Egypt’s husband. It went from sad to unhinged very quickly.
Rihanna’s House Was Shot At — A woman, an AR-15, months of online posts, and a cross-country drive. We’re not laughing — but we are talking about guns, mental health, and why none of this should have been possible.
Dwight Howard’s Wife Went Live — She had a bag. It was large. She wiped her hand on her nose. Royce Reed entered immediately.
Jamal Bryant Ended the Target Boycott — For himself. The original organizers said they’re still going. Joyhdae said show her the receipts. Ryan said put your DEI mouth where your money is.
Celebrity Kids — The Honest Conversation. Blue Ivy vs. Egypt Criss. Tracy Ellis Ross vs. Angela Simmons. North West is on notice.
Dad Jokes: Still Unretired — Four years. No shame. Slight escalation. Ryan’s wife submitted one. It was good.

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CHAPTERS
00:00 — Intro
00:05 — Opening Banter & Random Shenanigans
14:55 — The Rundown
15:51 — Am I The Asshole?
20:38 — AITA Sidebar: Making Space To Date
26:50 — Egypt Criss Got Knocked TF Out!
34:45 — The Pressure of Being A Celebrity's Child
41:42 — Did Zendaya Get Married?
44:44 — Shooting at Rihanna's Home
50:20 — Dwight Howard & Amy Luciani Are "In Their Bag..."
57:08 — Jamal Bryant "Ends" Target Boycott
01:06:44 — Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:10:38 — Find Us On All The Things!
01:11:41 — One More For The Road...
01:12:36 — Outro