We barely survived a heat wave, a hologram, and a Facebook group full of accidentally colonized racists. We survived a heat wave, a hologram, and a Facebook group full of accidentally colonized racists. Ryan spent half the episode sweating. Somebody get us some water.This week Joyhdae and Ryan are melting through the hottest week of the summer and somehow that’s the least unhinged part of the episode. Ryan just got back from the Left Coast with a new tattoo, a Liberty championship to brag about, and zero patience for Trump telling a crowd he “spoke to” Theodore Roosevelt, forgetting the man has been dead since 1919 and that he was actually talking to a hologram. A group of racists made a Facebook page called White and Proud, forgot to set it to private, and Black Twitter has moved in permanently. Young Miami’s “Spend That” has India Arie and Nicki Gilbert big mad, and Ryan’s out here defending it as the unofficial song of the summer while Joyhdae builds out a whole thesis on duality. Druski hosted the BET Awards and cooked, but Ryan has real questions about who’s actually running the show since the Paramount buyout. Plus a fake Janet Jackson AI video has Ryan on the verge of losing to the algorithm, Joyhdae is begging him and his wife to watch a South African telenovela immediately, and this week’s AITA has a man refusing to lend his girlfriend of four years money for college without a legal agreement, a case Ryan and Joyhdae land on very differently.
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Segment Breakdown

Am I the Asshole?
A man, his girlfriend, and a debt repayment agreement. Ryan says leave the relationship. Joyhdae says leave the man.
Ryan’s Left Coast Recap and the Liberty Win
New ink, a Commissioner’s Cup, and Ryan defending the WNBA’s honor before they even get into the news.
America’s Birthday Flop and the Roosevelt Hologram
An empty fairground, a gold eagle, and Ryan saying he has to laugh to keep from crying.
White and Proud (and Fully Compromised)
A racist Facebook group forgot how privacy settings work. The results speak for themselves.
Young Miami’s “Spend Dat” Discourse
India Arie has thoughts. Nicki Gilbert has more thoughts. Ryan’s fully on the song’s side and Joyhdae has a whole sermon about it.
BET Awards: Druski’s Reign
The youngest host in BET history took over the ceiling and got the best ratings in years. Ryan’s got real questions about who’s cutting the checks now.
AI Is Coming for Your Common Sense
A fake Janet Jackson video is making the rounds and Joyhdae is trying, and failing, to save Ryan from the AI apocalypse.
The Polygamist Preview
Joyhdae finished a South African telenovela in two days and needs Ryan and his wife to catch up immediately.
Dad Jokes, Still Undefeated
They came back for round two and somehow got cornier.
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If you’ve ever lost track of what year it is, questioned whether your president is okay, or found yourself somehow rooting for a Facebook group of racists to keep posting, this episode is for you.

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