Betting on a graveyard of Cybertrucks with Mary Roach

Summary

Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! – “Betting on a Graveyard of Cybertrucks with Mary Roach”

Date: August 1, 2026
Host: Peter Sagal
Location: Green Music Center’s Weill Hall at Sonoma State University
Panelists: Tom Papa, Shane Torres, Joelle Nicole Johnson
Special Guest: Mary Roach

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Episode Overview

This week’s episode of NPR’s hilarious news quiz show comes from Sonoma, California, where Peter Sagal and the panel take on the wildest stories of the week. Topics range from America’s obsession with sports betting to the spectacular flop of the Tesla Cybertruck, with science writer Mary Roach joining to share delightfully weird insights about the human body—and the dangers of flying with Tom Cruise. The episode teems with panelist banter, memorable listener calls, and, as ever, a riotous Not My Job interview.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Gambling: America’s Favorite Pastime

[02:42] — Gambling Over Movies and Music

• Americans now spend more on gambling than on movies, music, and museums—over $300 billion last year.
• Peter jokes, “If art and culture want to stay relevant, we have to bet on it. I’d bet $20 Odysseus doesn’t make it home. I am not good at gambling.”
• Tom Papa shares a story about a friend losing $1,500 on a Dodgers game despite his team winning.
• Quote:
  • “His team won, and he was so depressed because he lost, like, $1,500.” — Tom Papa [04:45]

Cybertruck: The Worst Automotive Flop Ever

[05:21] — Tesla’s Cybertruck Disaster

• The Cybertruck has overtaken the Ford Edsel as history’s worst-selling vehicle, with sales dropping 48% in one year.
• Shane Torres describes riding in one as an Uber: “This guy’s making seven bucks to take me to a Taco Bell drive-through…are you living in here? How are you affording this?” [06:22]
• Peter and the panel riff on the odd demographic overlap (or lack thereof) between Cybertruck owners and NPR listeners.
• Quote:
  • “The cross section of Cybertruck owners and NPR listeners…if that person is here, you are very interesting. I don’t like you, but… I want to talk to you.” — Shane Torres [07:28]

Wrinkles: The Latest Beauty Craze

[07:40] — Wrinkles are In

• Dermatologists note a cultural shift: people are now eschewing Botox for “strategic wrinkles.”
• Peter: “Good news, hags—wrinkles are in now.” [07:53]
• The panel jokes about the benefits of movement in facial expression, with Shane Torres sharing that he and his girlfriend play a game about her “frozen” post-Botox face.
• Quote:
  • “My girlfriend will get a little bit of Botox…when her face gets frozen, we just do this game where I say, ‘make the same face as me,’ and I just see her struggle the whole time.” — Shane Torres [09:10]

New Dating Data: Love by Spreadsheet

[10:07] — “Love Hackers” and Spreadsheets

• Trendsetters are using spreadsheets to track everything about their dates—looks, red flags, and server etiquette—before deciding who to see again.
• Joelle: “I think the spreadsheet is the red flag.” [10:54]
• Alzo adds he once dumped someone for using Numbers instead of Excel: “Excel only.” [11:19]

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Bluff the Listener: Penny Pinching Extremes

[13:33]

• This week’s “Bluff the Listener” includes:
  • A hiker impaled by trekking pole refuses a costly medevac, walking down the mountain himself (the TRUE story) [16:09]
  • A fake Louboutin shoes divorce
  • A boxer’s lettuce-only diet
• Phoebe from Denver correctly picks the hiker story: “As a Coloradan and an avid hiker, you better believe the hiker story came across my newsfeed this week. …the pictures are gross.” [19:13]

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Not My Job: Mary Roach Talks Body Parts & Tom Cruise

[19:59] — Mary Roach Interview Highlights

• Mary’s signature: writing about “the terrible, awful, no good things that can happen to the human body.”
• How did Mary get started? “It was kind of random… An agent contacted me and said… you should think about a book about cadavers. And I thought, that’s a terrible idea.” [20:49]
• As a child, Mary gave her Barbie a 5-second window for head reattachment—“or she dies.” [21:34]
• Her new book, Replaceable You, sprang from a “Bits and Pieces” file and includes wild stories, like a penis rebuilt from a finger:
  • “It does, in fact, bend up part way.” [24:24]
• On nearly vomiting on Tom Cruise during an interview flight:
  • “If I throw up, it goes right back in his face.” [25:09]
• Notable Quotes:
  • “As long as no one panics, you’ll be fine.” — Shane Torres [22:25]
  • “Letting the top half of my face move more allows me to look more trusted. I don’t know.” — Peter quoting a dermatologist [08:44]

“Bonk, Gulp, Grunt” Quiz

• Mary aces questions about famous “bangs,” Zoom mishaps, and why Emeril Lagasse shouts “Bam!”

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Odd & Amusing News Stories

Bike Shorts Scandal in Turkey [32:11]:

• A Turkish governor is ousted after being photographed in bike shorts.
• Peter: “He was forced from office because he was photographed wearing skin-tight black bike shorts...Just think of a politician…now think of him in bike shorts.” [33:14]

AI Sex Robots in Schools [34:35]:

• Company famous for AI sex robots puts new robots as teaching assistants in NY schools. Peter riffs: “It’s like if your calculator had boobs.”
• Tom: “Stop making them attractive!” [35:41]

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank Game [42:34]:

• Panelists answer rapid-fire questions ranging from Red Cross blood shortages to Japan’s earthquakes and failed aquariums.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On the Pew Research on Wrinkles:
  • “Wrinkles are hot now.” — Tom Papa [08:34]
  • “I wonder if turkey necks will be in next year.” — Tom Papa [08:35]
• On Tesla Cybertruck Owners:
  • “There’s no gray area…the closer you get to a Cybertruck, you’re like, oh, this A-hole drives it.” — Tom Papa [07:12]
• Mary Roach on Her Barbie Medical Games:
  • “I would pull off the head and I would say, you have five seconds to get the head back on or she dies.” — Mary Roach [21:34]
• Mary Roach on near-vomiting on Tom Cruise:
  • “If I throw up, it goes right back in his face.” — Mary Roach [25:09]
• Shane Torres on New Dating Trends:
  • “I think the spreadsheet is the red flag.” [10:54]

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Notable Segments with Timestamps

• [02:42] Gambling Surpasses Movies/Music
• [05:21] Tesla Cybertruck Declared Worst Automotive Flop
• [07:40] Wrinkles are “In”
• [10:07] Dating by Spreadsheet
• [13:33] Bluff the Listener: Hiker’s Cheap Escape
• [19:59] Not My Job: Mary Roach Interview
• [32:11] Turkish Governor Ousted Over Bike Shorts
• [34:35] Sex Robots Become Teaching Assistants

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Panel and Audience Energy

The show thrives on its spontaneous exchanges:

• Jokes fly about NPR listeners owning Cybertrucks (“I don’t like you, but…I want to talk to you.” — Shane Torres [07:28]).
• Tom Papa’s stories of sports gambling are as much cautionary tales as comic relief.
• Mary Roach’s tales are both educational and gleefully awkward—making science fun and relatable.
• The crowd in Sonoma is lively, fueling the panel’s best quips.

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Closing

With Peter Sagal at the helm, the panelists keep the laughs rolling—especially as topics wobble between cultural trends and the beautifully bizarre. Mary Roach’s appearance adds a distinctive, warm weirdness. The episode closes on questions about what’s next in beauty trends (“Big butts out. Long flat ones are in” — Shane Torres [49:23]) and a round of thanks to crew, audience, and public radio supporters.

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For more, subscribe to Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! wherever you get your podcasts—and place your bets on what next week’s strangest news will bring.

Transcript

[Alzo Slade]

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is. Wait, wait, don't tell me, the NPR News quiz. Want a full bodied vintage with notes of oak? Try me. Alzo Slade. And here's your host at the Green Music Center's Weill hall at Sonoma State University, Peter Sagal.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much. We are excited, so excited to be here in Sonoma, California, home of so many great vineyards. But the wine is not the reason we are here. No, the wine is the reason we do a bad job when we are here. Later on, we're going to be joined by science writer extraordinaire, Mary Roach. But first, it's your turn to call in and play our games. The number is 1-888-wait, wait. That's 1-888-924-8924. Let's welcome our first listener contestant.

[Alzo Slade]

Hi.

[Peter Sagal]

You run. Wait, wait, don't tell me.

[Listener/Contestant]

Hi, Peter. Welcome back to California.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you so much. Who's calling?

[Listener/Contestant]

My name is Sarah Beth Rothfeld and I'm calling from Woodland Hills, California.

[Peter Sagal]

Woodland Hills, the other California. The Southern California.

[Listener/Contestant]

Correct.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah. What do you do there?

[Listener/Contestant]

Well, I'm a retired special education teacher.

[Peter Sagal]

That's beautiful. We love those.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yes, yes. My, my love language is baking. So my goal is to make my family and my friends and everybody, I come in contact slightly chubby.

[Peter Sagal]

Right. And how's that going?

[Listener/Contestant]

It's going pretty well. And by night, I fight crime.

[Peter Sagal]

Yes. Finally, someone. I appreciate that. Sarah Beth, welcome to our show. Let me introduce you to our panel. First, a comedian you can see in his show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival on all through August, it's Shane Torres. Hey, Shane, how are you? Next, a comedian whose album Yell Joy is on Blonde Medicine. It's Joelle Nicole Johnson.

[Listener/Contestant]

Hello, Sarah Beth. Hello, Joyell.

[Peter Sagal]

And the host of the Breaking Bad podcast and a maker of a mean loaf of sourdough, it's Tom Papa.

[Tom Papa]

Hi, Sarah. Hi.

[Peter Sagal]

So, Sarabeth, welcome to the show. You are going to play who's Alzo? This time, Alzo Slade is going to read you three quotations from this week's news. Your job, just correctly identify or explain what he's talking about. Do that, you'll win our prize. Any voice from our show on your voicemail. Are you ready to go? Very ready, I can tell. Here is your first quote. It's from Forbes magazine.

[Alzo Slade]

It's our new favorite pastime thanks to

[Peter Sagal]

sites like FanDuel DraftKings. What has surpassed movies, music and every other form of entertainment as American's favorite thing to do.

[Listener/Contestant]

Ooh, yikes. May I have a hint, please?

[Peter Sagal]

Well, I can tell you're too pure of heart to engage in this yourself, but. Fanduels, DraftKings does that ring any bells?

[Listener/Contestant]

I'm too sweet. Another hint.

[Peter Sagal]

I'm gonna bet that you'll be able to figure this out.

[Listener/Contestant]

Oh, gambling.

[Shane Torres]

Gambling.

[Peter Sagal]

Yes, gambling. Thank you, Kevin. Last year, Americans spent $300 billion. GAM. That is more than Americans spent on movies, arts, music, and museums combined. Yes, even museums. So let's face it, if art and culture want to stay relevant, we have to bet on it. I, for example, would bet $20. Odysseus doesn't make it home. I am not good at gambling. Are you guys?

[Tom Papa]

I went to a Dodger game last night, and my friend is a big gambler.

[Shane Torres]

You're in Giants territory. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Papa]

And he gambled on his phone. He had, like, six bets going into the.

[Peter Sagal]

So he's sitting at the game.

[Tom Papa]

He's sitting at the game. He's on his phone. He had that Ohtani was gonna get five home runs, that the guy from the Mariners was gonna get two home runs, that it was going to be over 11. It was going to be the combined score by halfway through the thing and, like, 10, 11 bets on this thing. And when we left, he was. His team won, and he was so depressed because he lost, like, $1,500.

[Shane Torres]

Wow.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Tom. Is he single?

[Tom Papa]

No.

[Shane Torres]

Ooh.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Is his wife happy?

[Shane Torres]

He probably will be if he keeps

[Peter Sagal]

losing 1500 bucks a game. Americans bet more than $300 billion on sports. That breaks down to $1000 for every adult. But I know if you just front me a couple hundred more, I can win it all back. All right, here, Sarah Beth, is your next quote, and it's about an electric vehicle that made history this week.

[Alzo Slade]

It passed the Edsel as the worst automotive flop ever.

[Peter Sagal]

That was Bloomberg News on the truck that's now officially the worst selling vehicle in history. What is it? Hold on, hold on. What is it?

[Listener/Contestant]

Oh, oh, oh. The Elon. The Elon Musk truck.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

The.

[Peter Sagal]

I want to give it to you. Yes, it's the cyber truck.

[Listener/Contestant]

Cyber truck.

[Peter Sagal]

Yes. According to Bloomberg, the cyber truck has eclipsed the Ford Etzel, the legendary Edsel, as the worst selling car ever.

[Alzo Slade]

Now,

[Peter Sagal]

please, please, please do not clap. The vibrations can damage any cyber truck in the parking lot.

[Shane Torres]

I got picked up in one in an Uber.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah.

[Shane Torres]

And all I could think is, like, what doing with your money? This is an insanely obnoxious, expensive vehicle. There's no there's like, they're like $100,000.

[Peter Sagal]

They're very expensive. Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Torres]

This guy's making seven bucks to take me to a Taco Bell drive through. Yeah. And he's like, are you living in here? How are you affording this?

[Peter Sagal]

Cybertruck sales dropped by 48% between 2024 and 2025. Or as Tesla put it, sales increased by A St. Negative 48%.

[Tom Papa]

The problem is there's no. There's no gray area. Like, you see a cybertruck from far away, you get close, it's still a cybertruck. Like, even. Even the red baseball cap. Like, I saw a guy in a red baseball cap and he was walking towards me, I was like, oh, here we go. And then I got close, I was like, oh, Louisville.

[Peter Sagal]

That doesn't happen with the cyber. Nothing happens when you get closer to make you think better of it.

[Tom Papa]

No, you get closer to the cybertruck and you're like, oh, this. A hole drives it.

[Alzo Slade]

I think there may be. I wonder if there are any cybertruck owners in the audience right now.

[Peter Sagal]

I don't wonder.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

The cross section of cybertruck owners and

[Shane Torres]

NPR listeners, I will say, if that person is here. You are very interesting. I don't like you, but you got. I want to talk to you.

[Peter Sagal]

All right, Sarah Beth, here is your last quote.

[Alzo Slade]

Crow's feet around the eyes gives you a bit of character.

[Peter Sagal]

That was a dermatologist talking about a new trend of people who are no longer trying to get rid of their. What?

[Listener/Contestant]

Their wrinkles.

[Peter Sagal]

Exactly.

[Shane Torres]

Right.

[Peter Sagal]

Their wrinkles. Good news, Hags. Wrinkles are in now.

[Mary Roach]

Yeah.

[Peter Sagal]

Oh, now you're excited. Okay. More and more people are scaling back on those smoothing treatments like Botox injections, because they want strategic wrinkles. So. Right. Instead of paying plastic surgeons to get rid of all wrinkles, now they're paying to get carefully chosen forehead wrinkles, smile lines. Now, if you want to achieve the same, look at home for free, just get old.

[Tom Papa]

So wrinkles are hot now.

[Peter Sagal]

Wrinkles are hot now.

[Tom Papa]

That's cool. Yeah. I wonder if turkey necks will be in next year.

[Shane Torres]

We can only Hope in about 15 years I'm going to look like a bullmastiff. So.

[Peter Sagal]

So I'll be doing great. The problem is people apparently are tired of having their faces frozen right by these treatments. A New York dermatologist reduced his own Botox treatments explaining, quote, letting the top half of my face move more allows me to look more trusted. I don't know.

[Shane Torres]

She might kill me for saying this. But my girlfriend will get a little bit of Botox every now and then. And then when her face gets frozen, we just do this game where I like I go make the same face as me and I just see her struggle the whole time. Really?

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane Torres]

We have a really. I met her parents today. They're here.

[Mary Roach]

That's great.

[Shane Torres]

They're really nice people.

[Tom Papa]

You think they're nice? They just couldn't move their face.

[Peter Sagal]

Alzo, how did Sarah Beth do in our quiz?

[Alzo Slade]

Our baking superhero did great. She got three out of three.

[Peter Sagal]

Congratulations, Sarabeth.

[Alzo Slade]

Nice.

[Listener/Contestant]

Thanks. Thanks for the help.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you, Sarah Beth. Take care.

[Listener/Contestant]

Bye bye.

[Peter Sagal]

Bye bye. Right now, Pandel, it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Shane. This week we learned about a new dating trend where singles are making decisions about their love lives. Using what?

[Shane Torres]

Oh, social media?

[Alzo Slade]

No.

[Peter Sagal]

God no. I'll give you a hint. It's a way of finding out if that new guy really excels.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

He don't have a job.

[Peter Sagal]

I know. Spreadsheets. Spreadsheets?

[Shane Torres]

Oh my God.

[Peter Sagal]

Spreadsheets. The Wall Street Journal interviewed so called love hackers who claim that organizing data about their dates like physical characteristics, conversation topics and of course red flags into a spreadsheet helps you make sense of your own preferences and ultimately choose who to keep seeing. They enter data right, a variety of categories after a first date. Looks sense of humor, employment status one for how they treat the server. Mean to server. Nice to server makes out with server.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

I think the spreadsheet is the red flag.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah, probably. Yes, fully.

[Tom Papa]

Yeah.

[Peter Sagal]

Meanwhile they're doing spreadsheets of all these characteristics of the guy and the guy's like kept a spreadsheet.

[Tom Papa]

No, wait, I want to hear the end of the story with the server. That was getting pretty juicy.

[Peter Sagal]

It was?

[Tom Papa]

Yeah.

[Alzo Slade]

I had this happen to me once.

[Peter Sagal]

Did you really? What happened?

[Alzo Slade]

I found out that she was using numbers instead of Excel and I dumped her.

[Peter Sagal]

Really?

[Alzo Slade]

Yes.

[Peter Sagal]

You didn't approve of her? No choice of software platforms?

[Alzo Slade]

Excel only.

[Peter Sagal]

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[Alzo Slade]

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, don't tell me the NPR News quiz. I'm Alzo Slade. We're playing this week with Tom Papa, Shane Torres and Joel Nicole Johnson. And here again is your host at the Green Music center at Sonoma State University, Peter Sagal.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you, Alzo. Thank you, everybody. Right now it's time for the wait, wait, don't tell me. Bluff the listener game. Call 1-888-wait-WAIT to play our game in the air. How you run. Wait, wait, don't tell me.

[Listener/Contestant]

Hi, I'm Phoebe calling in from Denver, Colorado.

[Peter Sagal]

Oh, I love Colorado. I assume you do something very Denver Y like, like, I don't know, lead group hikes while drinking craft beer.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yeah, what I really do is walk backwards most of the day giving tours at two different places here in Denver and Golden.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Really?

[Peter Sagal]

So what are the places you give tours of, just out of curiosity?

[Listener/Contestant]

One is a candy factory. Can I say the name? It's Hammonds.

[Peter Sagal]

Wow. You actually give tours of a candy factory to the five lucky winners of the golden ticket, I assume four of whom come to horrible, horrible fates. You're living the dream.

[Mary Roach]

I am.

[Listener/Contestant]

For a sugar addicted person like me, it is absolutely the dream.

[Announcer/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Peter Sagal]

Well, that's great. Well, welcome to the show, Phoebe. You're gonna play the game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction. Also, what is Phoebe's topic?

[Alzo Slade]

Cheapskate alert.

[Peter Sagal]

There are lots of ways to save money. Don't take an Uber. Take the bus. When you dine out, just leave without paying the bill. This week we heard about a new way somebody pinched pennies. Our panelists are going to tell you about it pick the one who's telling the truth. You'll win the wait waiter of your choice in your voicemail. Are you ready to play?

[Listener/Contestant]

I am so ready.

[Peter Sagal]

I can tell. First, let's hear from Joyell.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Nicole Johnson Couples break up all the time. Divorce is as common as seeing your childhood hero live long enough to become a villain. But still, a recent couple's divorce made headlines because the husband was too cheap. Vicky Wong, a Taiwanese businesswoman, can buy things for herself. She's a successful management consultant, whatever that means. Her husband also matched her gangster as one of the leading real estate agents in the region, which is why, when she told him the only thing she wanted for her 40th birthday was a pair of Christian Louboutin heels with their famous towering stilettos and the deep red colored bottoms, she thought it wouldn't be a problem. They've got money. While opening the gift at dinner, she was thrilled to see a pair of glossy black heels with blood red soles. It wasn't until she was tapped on the shoulder for leaving red footprints across the stage at a gala that she realized what happened. Her husband had bought a pair of no name knockoffs and colored the bottoms with Crayola brand red poster paint. When asked for a quote, the ex who shall remain nameless shamelessly doubled down. I don't care how crazy rich we are, I'm not paying a mortgage note for shoes.

[Peter Sagal]

A woman gets rid of her husband because he wouldn't pay for the real Louboutins, just bought knockoffs and painted the bottoms red. Your next saving story comes from Tom

[Tom Papa]

Papa David Savaldi and two of his friends had been hiking for about seven hours up Montana's tallest mountain on their way to Froze to Death Plateau when he slipped on a rock and fell. When he rolled over, he realized he had impaled himself on one of his trekking poles. The pole was jutting at an angle out of his armpit and out through his back like a human popsicle. But the scariest part for Mr. Savaldi was the possibility of having to take a really expensive helicopter ride off the mountain. Realizing he wasn't in pain and there was no blood, he decided to save some money and walk back down the mountain like a horror movie monster who can't be stopped. After about six hours, his friends, who thought a helicopter ride would have been really great, started making shish kebab jokes and by the end they were calling him Bob. By 3:30pm after trekking about 10 miles, Mr. Savaldi got to hospital they pulled the trekking pole out of him, which he kept, because, hey, those things ain't cheap.

[Peter Sagal]

A man doesn't want to pay for a rescue helicopter, so he walks down a mountain with a pole completely through him. Your last tight wad tale comes from Shane Torres.

[Shane Torres]

Boxer Julio the Caesar. Lopez returned to the ring this weekend with a splash. After spending years away from boxing, living lavishly and also eating lavishly, he found himself in a position of being pretty fat and very broke. So when he needed to get his act together for his big return to the ring, he couldn't afford a nutritionist or a coach. He had to do it alone. Lopez spent the week before the fight trying to make weight, spending hours in sweatsuits and saunas. But he couldn't drop the pounds. He had to think of something fast. Desperate times call for desperate measures. So Lopez started eating handfuls of Taylor Farms lettuce. The result was explosive. Lopez triumphed in the ring and in doing so, created the newest diet fed on TikTok, with someone calling it the ringwalk pound drop. He remains one of the great pound for pound fighters of his era. With this win, he could be in the spring mix for a title shot.

[Peter Sagal]

All right, which of these stories of somebody trying to save some money did we find in the news? Was it from Joyel, a man who lost his wife when he tried to save money by buying fake Louboutins and painting them red? From Tom Papa, a guy who simply didn't want a shell out for the helicopter so walked down a mountain with a pole all the way through him? Or from Shane Torres, a fighter who managed to lose the weight he needed to lose simply by eating a lot of bagged lettuce and accepting the results? Which of these is the story of a penny pincher we found in the news?

[Listener/Contestant]

As a Coloradan and an avid hiker, you better believe the hiker story came across my newsfeed this week. And the pictures are gross. I'm going with Tom.

[Peter Sagal]

You've chosen, obviously, Tom's story. Well, to bring you the correct answer, we spoke to a reporter who covered the real story. He saw one of his trekking poles,

[Tom Papa]

and then he thought, I can't see the other one.

[Peter Sagal]

Well, he realized, oh, that thing is

[Listener/Contestant]

sticking out of me.

[Peter Sagal]

That was Remy Tooman, a report at the New York Times talking about that frugal hiker that you KN about. Congratulations, Phoebe. You got it right. Tom was telling the truth. He gets a point to us for doing that. You win our prize for keeping up in the news. Congratulations and thank you so much for playing.

[Listener/Contestant]

Thank you so much.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you. And now, the game we call Not My Job. Mary Roach is either the funniest science writer in the world or the most scientific comedian. Her books include Stiff, that's About our bodies after we Die, Bonk. On the science of sex, Gulp. On the digestive process. And her newest, replaceable you, is about the efforts to make spare parts for human beings. Mary Roach, welcome to. Wait, Wait, don't tell me.

[Listener/Contestant]

Thank you.

[Peter Sagal]

So I have been reading you for decades. I think I've read every one of your books, including the latest. And I'm trying to see if there's any theme to your work. I would suggest it might be human bodies and the terrible, awful, no good things that can happen to it.

[Listener/Contestant]

That is exactly right.

[Peter Sagal]

That's really it.

[Listener/Contestant]

That is it.

[Peter Sagal]

How did you fall into that specialty?

[Listener/Contestant]

It was kind of random. I wrote this column for Salon.com back in the day when that was like a big. It was like an Internet magazine. How cool. A couple of them had to do with cadaver research. And. And an agent contacted me and said, you know, you should think about books and maybe like, look at which columns were popular. And those were popular. And he said, you should think about a book about cadavers. And I thought, that's a terrible idea.

[Peter Sagal]

I mean, that's a little disappointing to me, only as a fan of yours, because I wanted to think that it was a lifelong interest of yours. Like, when you were little, your Barbies would have been an absolute horror show. What you would have done to them.

[Listener/Contestant]

Actually, yes. Actually, I do recall when I was in first grade, Mary Hewitt gave me a Barbie doll, and I was kind of like. Because I liked the little plastic dinosaurs, I wasn't really into the Barbies. So I would pull off the head and I would say, you have five seconds to get the head back on or she dies.

[Peter Sagal]

Really? So you were like. You were playing with, like, weird transplantation themed games even then.

[Listener/Contestant]

And you know, y. And you know what? That's actually accurate.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah.

[Listener/Contestant]

If you got it back on.

[Peter Sagal]

So even you knew. So in other words, if I were to. If something horrible were to happen and your head would be accidentally screwed off.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yes.

[Peter Sagal]

We'd have five seconds to get it back on.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yeah, more or less. Give or take.

[Peter Sagal]

Okay. Important safety tip, everybody.

[Shane Torres]

So as long as no one panics, you'll be fine.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah, exactly.

[Listener/Contestant]

Breathe or you can't.

[Peter Sagal]

So your latest. Your new book, replaceable youe. It's about replacement parts. The long history of Trying to acquire them, make them, grow them. How did you become interested in that?

[Listener/Contestant]

Well, I had a file folder called Bits and Pieces. And I thought when I'm looking for a new topic, I kind of go back to the file cabinet and I was looking in bits and pieces and I was thinking about fat. Like maybe fat could be something.

[Peter Sagal]

Sure.

[Listener/Contestant]

And then I called this woman who works in a lab that has to do with fat, but it turns out it's stem cells from fat. I thought, oh, stem cells. Kind of interesting. But then the conversation kind of veered and she told me she had come across a study by a surgeon who rebuilt a man's penis using his middle finger. And I've po. Pictured the finger, like, removed just as is.

[Peter Sagal]

Right, sure.

[Listener/Contestant]

And like, able to kind of beckon.

[Peter Sagal]

Beckon, yeah. Or maybe given the company, maybe point and select, you know? Exactly, sure.

[Listener/Contestant]

Exactly. And I thought, I will. He happened to be in Tbilisi, Georgia.

[Peter Sagal]

Sure.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yeah. I'm like, I'm going. And the surgeon wasn't there, but his receptionist said, you can come in and we can look in on his laptop. And he has photographs. And I don't need to describe many of them, but one of them I want to because it was a demonstration of how robust this penis was. And it does, in fact, bend up part way.

[Peter Sagal]

Does it?

[Listener/Contestant]

Yes. In a strange place.

[Tom Papa]

I'd love to see how this guy text people.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

She said it was robust.

[Peter Sagal]

Robust.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Robust.

[Alzo Slade]

And joyo. Just sit this one out.

[Peter Sagal]

I wrote that down.

[Tom Papa]

How quickly after they described this did you find this man?

[Shane Torres]

Well, he only had four fingers. It was probably 15 or five.

[Peter Sagal]

I have to ask, is it true? Is it true that you once lived every American's dream and almost vomited on Tom Cruise?

[Listener/Contestant]

That is actually true.

[Peter Sagal]

Really?

[Listener/Contestant]

That is true. I had a very short lived and misguided career interviewing celebrities for like, Parade magazine Sunday, you know, like, not a high point in the career, but. And they liked to send me out to do something with the celebrity. And Tom Cruise, as you may know, likes to fly. And he. A little like antique biplane. And the thing with those antique biplanes is that it's an open cockpit and the passenger sits in front. And he was doing barrel rolls and hammerheads, which you go all straight up, cut the engine and then you pull out. Right. And he did two of those. And I was suddenly very ill and I thought if I throw up, it goes right back in his face. And I made it back to the ground without really. Yeah.

[Peter Sagal]

Was he impressed? No, he was not impressed.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Did he ask you if you wanted to do that.

[Shane Torres]

Yeah, it sounds like he was trying.

[Listener/Contestant]

Well, you know what? After the first Hammerhead, he said, you're doing great. And I was so excited. That was kind of. And I'm like, let's do another one.

[Peter Sagal]

And then I was like, green. And you almost threw up. And you said, I need to find a career. That nauseates me less than that. Well, Mary Roach, it is a pleasure to talk to you. We've invited you here, though, to play a game we're calling Bonk, Gulp, Grunt.

[Alzo Slade]

Meet Zoom, Bang, Bam.

[Peter Sagal]

So you've written the books Bonk, Gulp and Grunt. So we thought we'd ask you about some other crazy sounds. Get two out of three right, and you will win our prize for one of our listeners. Also, who is Mary Roach playing for?

[Alzo Slade]

Jonathan Foysvong of San Carlos, California.

[Peter Sagal]

All right, ready to play?

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Uh huh.

[Peter Sagal]

Here we go. Ozzel, what's Mary's first sound?

[Alzo Slade]

Zoom.

[Peter Sagal]

An Ohio State senator was attending a Zoom meeting about distracted driving. And he used a fake office background to hide the fact that he was himself at that moment during the meeting, driving. But he was busted. How was it? A, he went through a Wendy's drive thru and placed an order without muting himself. B, he rear ended another participant in the meeting who was doing exactly the same thing, Or C, people in office chairs don't normally wear seatbelts.

[Tom Papa]

Belts.

[Peter Sagal]

I'm going with C. You're right.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yes.

[Peter Sagal]

The other participants noticed that he was wearing a shoulder belt while sitting supposedly at his desk. Alzo, what noise is next?

[Alzo Slade]

Bang.

[Peter Sagal]

So combat, as you know, you wrote a book about it, is full of bangs. But the Royal Navy once came under criticism when it was revealed they were doing what to get their sailors ready for the strife of battle. Was it A, they used water balloons instead of hand grenades, B, they told their gunners to shout bang instead of firing off live rounds? Or C, they helped cadets get used to the stress of battle by showing them war movies, but really loudly.

[Listener/Contestant]

I'm gonna go with B.

[Peter Sagal]

You're gonna go with B? That they were told their gunners to shout bang. You're right. In training, the sailors would load a shell, aim the gun, and then they'd all yell bang. People thought it was silly, but it did save the Navy about $5 million though.

[Shane Torres]

All right.

[Peter Sagal]

Also, one more, please.

[Announcer/Ad Voice]

Bam.

[Peter Sagal]

Celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse is known for his catchphrase Bam, which he does whenever he throws something into the food. He says he came up with bam for one reason only. What was it? A everybody misheard him when he was yelling about adding ham to a dish. B, he was filming at 1.8 episodes a day and screaming Bam was the only way to keep everybody awake. Or C because he couldn't pass the censors with his prior catchphrase and here's some effing spices.

[Listener/Contestant]

It's either B or C.

[Peter Sagal]

I'm not gonna tell.

[Listener/Contestant]

Sounds like an even split.

[Peter Sagal]

It does.

[Tom Papa]

Yeah.

[Peter Sagal]

C. We're gonna go for C. Cause he couldn't get away with saying there's some f' n spices. Instead, he said bam. No, it was actually B.

[Listener/Contestant]

It was B.

[Peter Sagal]

It was B. Yeah. He's just trying to keep his crew awake by yelling Bam. At random moments. Alzo, how did Mary Roach do in our quiz?

[Alzo Slade]

She did a zoom bang bam of a job. 2 out of 3 congratulations.

[Peter Sagal]

Mary Roach is a best selling science. Her new book is Replaceable youe. You can see her on tour this fall. More information [e-mail] Mary Roach, thank you so much for joining us again on White Race. Otoma, Great to see you. Mary Roach, everybody, a delight. In just a minute, the barn door is open in our listener Limerick challenge called 1-88- wait wait to join us on the air. We'll be back in a minute with more of Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me from npr.

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[Mary Roach]

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[Alzo Slade]

From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, don't tell Me the NPR News quiz. I'm Alzo Slade. We're playing this week with Joel Nicole Johnson, Tom Papa, and Shane Torres. And here Again is your host at the Green Music center at Sonoma State University, Peter Sagal.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you, Alzo. In just a minute, fire up FanDuel and bet the kids college Fund and the Listener Limerick Challenge. If you'd like to play, give us a call at 1-88-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news. Shane, the governor of a province in Turkey was ousted from office after photographs surfaced of him doing what?

[Shane Torres]

I'm gonna need a clue.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah, well, it's not. I don't know. It's not a crime to love spandex and appropriate butt cushioning.

[Shane Torres]

Wearing what? Exercise. Exercising.

[Peter Sagal]

He was. He was exercising in a particular way and wearing.

[Shane Torres]

What am I? I don't exercise. What are you doing to me? Ask Alzo that question.

[Alzo Slade]

I don't wear them though.

[Peter Sagal]

He is too much self respect. Anybody know bike pants, Bike shorts. Yeah, he was forced from office. Cause he was photographed wearing bike shorts.

[Tom Papa]

And he should be.

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah, he was forced out of office for being caught in public where wearing skin tight black bike shorts. If that sounds harsh, just take a second. Think of a politician. First one comes to mind. Now think of him in bike shorts. See, to be fair to the governor, he was in fact riding a bike at the time. To be fair to everybody else, that is no excuse.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

They got some different standards over there in Turkey.

[Mary Roach]

I see.

[Peter Sagal]

They do. Yeah. Photos circulated of him in bike shorts. It became a huge scandal. One political opponent said in the Turkish parliament, quote, a governor cannot wander a city like this. After his ouster, his supporters were sad to see him go, but they loved to watch him leave.

[Tom Papa]

Was he wearing those little clippy shoes?

[Peter Sagal]

So he made a little clatter noise when he laughed and his toes were

[Shane Torres]

up in the air.

[Peter Sagal]

That would have been very funny.

[Shane Torres]

He's currently a very hot peloton. Exactly.

[Alzo Slade]

Peter, one day we should show up to the show with biker shorts.

[Peter Sagal]

Absolutely.

[Mary Roach]

We.

[Peter Sagal]

We should absolutely do that. And then we'll have to find other jobs. Be ready to go out. Tom. Robotics is a company that has marketed AI powered sex robots. But now they have a new model of robot that they say will serve in what other role?

[Tom Papa]

I can't say it. So the robot does something else.

[Peter Sagal]

Something else. And it's gonna be put into schools in New York State because it's going to be a

[Tom Papa]

lunch lady.

[Peter Sagal]

No.

[Tom Papa]

A mean custodian. No.

[Peter Sagal]

It's right there in front of you in a school. It's going to be a teacher. Exactly right. Assistant teachers. Assistant teachers. Robotics. The robotics company Realbotics insists to this day that their $175,000 female shaped robot called Aria is meant for companionship and not for sex. But more recently, the company struck a deal with a school district in New York state to deploy another one of its robots called Sally as a teacher's assistant. They say she also a very attractive replica female, can answer science and math questions the students might have. Great. It's like if your calculator had boobs.

[Tom Papa]

Stop making them attractive. Stop making them attractive.

[Shane Torres]

So we made those in the wrong order. The teacher should have come first.

[Peter Sagal]

You think so?

[Tom Papa]

Yeah. Yeah. And look like my dad. I guarantee you, you send a teacher out there, robotic teacher that looks like my dad, no one's going to try anything funny with him. You're asking for trouble.

[Peter Sagal]

It's true. Now, interestingly, the teaching doll, unlike the original doll, only costs $57,000, which makes her the most realistic doll yet. The second she went into education, she took a 70% pay cut. Coming up, it's lightning. Fill in the blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago and catch us on the road. We'll be at the Rose Music center outside of Dayton, Ohio on September 3rd and in Omaha, Nebraska on September 24th. For tickets and info to all our live events, go to nprpresents.org hi. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hey there, Peter. Hi. Who's this? Alan Martin from Long Beach, Washington. Long Beach, Washington? I didn't know there was a Long beach in Washington. Where's that? Not many people do. Right on the Oregon border. Yeah, about two hours east, west of Portland. So you're two hours east and west of Portland? Yeah, something like that. Something like that. Two hours west of port.

[Listener/Contestant]

Yes.

[Tom Papa]

Hilarious.

[Peter Sagal]

Do you know where you are right now, sir?

[Alzo Slade]

Rerouting. Rerouting.

[Peter Sagal]

Alan, welcome to the show. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news related limericks with a last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly and two, the limericks will be a winner. You ready to play? Born ready. Hey.

[Alzo Slade]

Hey.

[Peter Sagal]

Here's your first limerick.

[Alzo Slade]

Once jeans were so pre stressed and rip. Now they're made to look like they have slipped since kids have a taste for exposing their waist, the fly of their jeans isn't zipped.

[Tom Papa]

Right.

[Peter Sagal]

Zipped. This summer's it jeans are jeans that make it look like your fly is down. They're called fold over jeans, as in your grandmother would fold over in her grave if she saw you wearing these. They're called called fold over jeans because of quote, the sliver of fold and fabric sewn down at the waist, which is often printed like underwear with tiny flowers or stripes to give the illusion of a totally open fly.

[Tom Papa]

Wow. If only I had a finger penis, I could zip it up.

[Peter Sagal]

Moving on, here's your next limerick.

[Alzo Slade]

With the soda scent, I like to prep me a fine cola vanilla can rep me. I will cover my stink with a cool fountain drink. I will smell like a cold can of Pepsi.

[Peter Sagal]

Pepsi. Yes. Everyone is excited for the release of Pepsi body care products. And by everyone, we mean 13 year old boys and bees. Starting this week, you can buy try the Pepsi Vanilla Slushy body scrub or the Pepsi Wild Cherry body wash which is quote inspired by Pepsi Wild Cherry.

[Tom Papa]

Mmm,

[Peter Sagal]

sticky.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

I love that. This is gonna get the men who use Axe body spray laid.

[Peter Sagal]

Finally. Finally. All right, here is your last look at Ikea.

[Alzo Slade]

We strive to improve. We'll get out of our flimsy shelf groove. So toss that hex wrench for your foldable bench. Now our furniture lasts through a.

[Peter Sagal]

Come on audience, give me some help here. Can you hear them?

[Alzo Slade]

No.

[Peter Sagal]

So it rhymes with improve and groove. And the furniture will last through a move.

[Shane Torres]

Move.

[Tom Papa]

Yes,

[Peter Sagal]

we all know the rituals of moving. You throw one last party, you package up gently your prized heirlooms, and you throw out everything you ever bought from ikea. Because that stuff dissolves when exposed to a slight breeze. Well, IKEA is launching a new line of furniture designed to be sturdy enough for people who move a lot. Like college students and identity thieves. The new line is called Kornsdufer. Probably. It features built in handles for carrying. It's made of sturdier materials like solid pine and steel, so it can handle the stress of moving. Fine, fine. That's not what we need Ikea. We need you to commit to your bit and give us single use disposable couches.

[Tom Papa]

Does anyone go back to Ikea or you just go once, build an apartment and realize I'm never going?

[Shane Torres]

It's my favorite restaurant.

[Tom Papa]

Yeah.

[Peter Sagal]

Oh, sure. Alzo, how did Alan do in our quiz?

[Alzo Slade]

Alan did all right. He got three out of three. Congratulations.

[Peter Sagal]

Well done. Congratulations Alan. You got him. Thank you so much for playing. Take care everybody keeping this thing together.

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[Mary Roach]

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[Peter Sagal]

Now onto our final game. Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as they can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Alzo, can you give us the score?

[Alzo Slade]

Absolutely. Tom has a whopping four, Joyo has two and Shane, you just got one, buddy.

[Tom Papa]

It's a good one though.

[Alzo Slade]

It's a good one Shane.

[Shane Torres]

It does make my comeback that much more dramatic.

[Tom Papa]

Exactly.

[Peter Sagal]

So Shane, you are in third place, so you're going to go first. The clock will start when I begin. Your first question. Fill in the blank. On Wednesday, the Federal Reserve voted to keep blanks. Steady rates, right? Interest rates. On Tuesday, Japan deployed thousands of troops to help with rescue and recovery after a powerful blank struck the country.

[Shane Torres]

Earthquake.

[Peter Sagal]

Right? For the second time in its history, the Red Cross declared an emergency over the lack of blank donations.

[Shane Torres]

Blood donations, right.

[Peter Sagal]

On Wednesday, NASA confirmed plans to launch the new Nancy Grace Roman Space blank in August. Rocket Space Telescope. At a government conference this week, attendees noticed that a US made map of Africa had mislabeled blank.

[Shane Torres]

Most of it, yes.

[Peter Sagal]

In fact, pretty much. They mislabeled literally every country in Africa on the map of Africa. On Thursday, European nations announced a boycott over FIFA's plan to privatize the blank World Cup.

[Shane Torres]

Right.

[Peter Sagal]

On Thursday, Apple announced a new program that would allow customers to lease the newest blank iPhone. Right? This week, a whaling museum in New Bedford is drawing attention after someone posted a one star review calling it blank

[Tom Papa]

boring.

[Peter Sagal]

They called the whaling Museum quote, the worst aquarium ever. It can be confusing at first when you visit the New Bedford Whaling Museum. There's no way to know it's a museum and not an aquarium other than other than by reading its name and all the big signs. The man who posted the review must have been disappointed that instead of live whales, they were just old skeletons. The review went viral, but it isn't even the reviewer's first one star rating. They also said that Fogo de Chao was the worst petting zoo they'd ever been to. Alzo, how did Shane do in our quiz?

[Alzo Slade]

Shane actually did all right. He got six right for 12 more points. He has 13 and the lead.

[Tom Papa]

Wow.

[Shane Torres]

Thanks for throwing in, actually.

[Peter Sagal]

Okay, Joyel, you're up next. Fill in the blank. On Thursday, the US Launched a new wave of strikes against targets in Blank.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Iran.

[Peter Sagal]

Right. According to a new study, taking a daily Blank can help curb heavy drinking.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Vitamin no.

[Peter Sagal]

GLP1 pill. This week, Poland is accusing Blank of firing a missile into their territory.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Israel?

[Alzo Slade]

No.

[Peter Sagal]

Not yet anyway. Russia. According to new reports, arrests by Blank at airports are surging.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

X.

[Peter Sagal]

Right. This week, Blank announced plans to host a new cooking show.

[Shane Torres]

Ooh.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Martha Stewart.

[Peter Sagal]

RFK Jr. Ew. Roadkill every day. On Monday, Emily Stanley Wilson, a translator of the Blank, criticized Christopher Nolan's movie adaptation, Odyssey.

[Shane Torres]

Yes.

[Peter Sagal]

This week, ESPN announced a deal to produce a last dance style documentary about Blank.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Michael Jackson?

[Tom Papa]

No.

[Peter Sagal]

LeBron James. This week, a man in Japan who regularly practiced guitar at full volume in his house was shocked when his neighbors banded together and Blanked Jumped him. Had him arrested. The man in Kyoto was arrested after his neighbors flagged that his seven years of playing guitar had seemingly caused damage to their hearing. According to the police, the man also placed a radio by the window and left it playing 24 hours a day. See, when we say support public radio, this is exactly what we mean. Alzo, how did Joyel do in our quiz?

[Alzo Slade]

She seemed like she had fun. She got three right for six more points. Total of eight. Shane is still in the lead.

[Peter Sagal]

All right, how many then does Tom Papa need to win?

[Alzo Slade]

He needs five to win.

[Peter Sagal]

Ready, Tom?

[Tom Papa]

I'm ready.

[Peter Sagal]

Here we go. This is for the game. On Wednesday, funeral services were held in South Carolina for Senator Blank.

[Tom Papa]

Lindsey Graham.

[Peter Sagal]

Right. On Tuesday, a judge blocked Minnesota from implementing a law banning Blank markets.

[Tom Papa]

Betting?

[Peter Sagal]

Yeah. Prediction markets. This week, GOP Senate members postponed a key vote in the confirmation of Todd Blanche as Trump's new Blank Attorney General.

[Alzo Slade]

Right.

[Peter Sagal]

During a performance this week, Katy Perry got trapped crowd surfing in a giant rolling inflatable ball because the fans blanked popped her. No, they refused to roll her back onto the stage. On Thursday, dental researchers said they discovered a way to stop blanks without drilling cavities Right. This week, people are accusing Canadian politician Bill Oliver of using AI to write his speeches because he said blank half a through an address to the legislature.

[Tom Papa]

Because he said I love Trump.

[Peter Sagal]

No, he talked for a while and then he said here is a more natural flowing version of that section that reads like a legislative speech rather than a series of short points. Mr. Oliver read the chatbots commentary about the speech out loud not one, but three separate times throughout the address. You know it's a boring speech when even the guy who was reading it is not listening. Alzo, did Tom do well enough to win?

[Alzo Slade]

Oh, he got four right for eight more points. Total of 12. Which means Shane has one of the greatest comebacks in weight wait history. He is the winner.

[Peter Sagal]

Look at me, my big college moment.

[Tom Papa]

His in laws are here.

[Peter Sagal]

That's true.

[Alzo Slade]

It's all because of what Sally taught him.

[Tom Papa]

Poor Sally.

[Peter Sagal]

In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict now that wrinkles are in what will be the next surprising beauty trend. But first, let me tell you that Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Is a production of NPR and WBEZ Chicago in association with Urgent Aircraft Productions. Doug Berman, Benevolent Overlord Philip Gotticker writes our limericks. Our public address announcer is Paul Friedman. Our ops manager is Jasira Vardak. BJ Lederman composed our theme. Our program is produced by Jennifer Mills, Miles Norbas and Lillian King. Special thanks this week to Mohanad Elshe. Peter Gwynne is our sommelier. Emma Choi is our vibe curator. Technical direction is from Lorna White. Her CFO is Colin Miller. Our production manager is Robert Newhouse. Our senior producer is Ian Chillag and the executive producer, Wait, Wait, don't tell Me. Is Michael Danforth. Now panel, what will be the next big beauty trend? Shane Torres.

[Shane Torres]

Big butts out long flat ones are in

[Listener/Contestant]

Royale.

[Joelle Nicole Johnson]

Nicole Johnson, Mary Roach's robust enlargements and

[Tom Papa]

Tom pop up open toed crocs that highlight older men's toes.

[Alzo Slade]

And if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it on Wait Wait, Don't Tell me.

[Peter Sagal]

Thank you so much Alzo Slaves. Thanks also to Shane Torres, Joyell, Nicole Johnson and Tom Boppa. Thanks to the staff and crew here at the Green Music Center. Special thanks to member stations kqed, kx, ALW and krcb. Thanks to our fabulous audience who came out to see us in Sonoma, California. And thanks to all of you wherever you might be for listening. I'm Peter Sagel. We'll see you next week. This this is npr.

[Mary Roach]

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