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Bill Curtis
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, wait, don't tell me. The NPR News quiz. Des Moines MEET demand. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Des Moines Civic center in Des Moines, Iowa, Peter Stuart.
Peter Sagal
Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody. It's so great to be back here in Des Moines, especially because, and this is true all the other times our show has been here has been, of course, during the Iowa Presidential Caucus in January. And it is amazing to discover that Iowa exists at other times as well. We thought it was always miserably cold here. Now we know it's also miserably hot. Later on, we are going to be talking to Jan Jensen, the coach of the legendary University of Iowa women's basketball team. But first, we want to see how you handle the ball. So give us a call. The number is 1-88-wait, wait. That's 1-888-924-8924. Let's welcome our first listener contestant. How you run? Wait, wait, don't tell me.
Olivia
Hi, my name is Olivia. I'm calling from Pittsboro, North Carolina.
Peter Sagal
Hey, Olivia, how are you? And how are things in North Carolina?
Olivia
They're good. They're hot. Recently got a lot of rain, so a little wet, but overall good.
Peter Sagal
What do you do there?
Olivia
I work as an occupational therapy assistant and I also work on a horse farm.
Peter Sagal
You do? You work on a horse farm? I do. That's an awesome thing. What sort of jobs do they have you do on the horse farm?
Olivia
Oh, you know, all the fun stuff like cleaning up after the horses, feeding them, giving them their meds.
Peter Sagal
Wow. So you have to muck out the stalls, clean up the mess that they left, right? I do.
Olivia
I find it therapeutic, but that's just me.
Peter Sagal
Well, it might be good training for playing this game, cleaning up after the week's news. But first, let me introduce you to our panel this week. First up, it's a comedian appearing at Joe Firestone's first annual pie tasting festival Aug. 10 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, New York. It's Emmy Blotnick.
Emmy Blotnick
Hello, Olivia.
Peter Sagal
Hello. Next A comedian headlining the Punchline Comedy club in Philadelphia August 24th and the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington September 18th through the 20th. It's Hari Kondabolu. Hello, Olivia. Hi. And a CBS Sunday Morning contributor whose new Audible original series Envy Enlightened is out. Now it's Faith Saley. Hi, Olivia. So, Olivia, welcome to our show. You're gonna play who's Bill this time? Bill Curtis is gonna read for you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice you might choose on your voicemail. You ready to play?
Olivia
I am.
Peter Sagal
All right, your first quote is a traveler talking to npr.
Bill Curtis
I don't like my feet on floors that I don't know about.
Peter Sagal
She was celebrating the fact that as of this week, you no longer have to take your shoes off before you do. What is it?
Olivia
Go through the TSA check?
Peter Sagal
Yes. Going through airport security. That's right, everybody. Our long national nightmare is over. The TSA just announced they'd be ending the policy of making travelers take off their shoes to go through security. It's great that we can finally leave our shoes on, but why are they making everyone take off their underwear?
Olivia
You know, for the past. Whatever it is, 20 years I have assumed shoes were a security threat, but now that Secretary Kristi Noem has assured us they are not, I feel so safe. Yeah, I think it is Kristi Noem's crime gravitas that makes me feel comforted.
Emmy Blotnick
She said that we can put e cigarettes in any bag we want now.
Olivia
This is America.
Peter Sagal
Well, Kristi Noem just got tired of, like, peeling off her thigh high stiletto she wears. Now, as you may remember, this policy was instituted more than 20 years ago after just one guy tried to blow up a plane with a bomb in his shoes. So one failed bomb meant us seeing 10,000 gross toes we will never be able to forget.
Emmy Blotnick
No, it's like it was how humanity connected. We'd all put our gross toes on the same thing. It's like, you know, we're all the same.
Peter Sagal
Yeah, I guess.
Emmy Blotnick
We're all a beautiful ritual we're losing.
Peter Sagal
It's true. Frequent travelers are celebrating. But let's not forget what a huge day this is for the shoe bombing community. We are back, baby.
Hari Kondabolu
I mean, isn't the. The whole model of TSA PreCheck that. Oh, I don't need to put my shoes off anymore. So if they take. If everyone can go through the metal detector. That's everything they're Known for.
Peter Sagal
That's actually a good point. Some of the news articles raised this, that not having to take off your shoes was a huge incentive to pay the 80 bucks to join TSA pre. And some people think they kept the policy just to keep that program going. Now that it's gone, what are they going to use for an incentive to sign up? Every passenger gets to bring on one little gun.
Hari Kondabolu
Do you think they'll raise it to 4 ounces of shampoo?
Peter Sagal
Maybe. Oh, the parties we'll have. Oh, brother. All right, here is your next quote.
Bill Curtis
People are celebrating and eating treats. They don't want to be tasting beets.
Peter Sagal
That was a candy company CEO talking about resisting the efforts to replace artificial food dyes with natural dyes like that from beets. Who is trying to ruin our M&Ms? Can I get a hint? It's a person who's on a quest to get natural things back in our food. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Yes, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Just make.
Hari Kondabolu
Sure you say junior. The junior's important.
Peter Sagal
Yes, it is. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Who ironically looks like he would melt, is demanding. He's demanding that all food companies stop using artificial food dyes. And they all folded except for M&MS. Right. The Mars company was diplomatic in their response. I'll quote here. They said no. Now, Mars Big candy company, they say that natural dyes just don't work as well in their candies. They're not as bright, and they quickly fade. Not to mention that, as you heard, if you want to make a red dye naturally out of beets, quote, it tastes like beets, unquote. So it's like, hey, kids, who wants another Tootsie Borscht?
Hari Kondabolu
I'm surprised he's going after M&MS. And not gummy worms.
Peter Sagal
Oh, he is a. Wait.
Emmy Blotnick
Oh, those are the ones that get in your gummy brain.
Hari Kondabolu
Is that right?
Peter Sagal
That's right. Okay. He has a soft spot for worms, though. A representative from the National Confectioners association said, quote, people can freely buy cannabis, alcohol, and cigarettes, but vibrantly colored candy is an issue. Give me a break. Unquote. Before continuing. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Emmy Blotnick
Oh, has there been a response from Skittles? Do you know the rainbow? You're supposed to taste Skittles.
Olivia
Skittles is the backup. It's by. It's also owned by Mars.
Peter Sagal
Skittles are.
Olivia
So they too are part of the resistance.
Peter Sagal
Yes. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah.
Hari Kondabolu
So Reese's piece is just totally Sold out.
Peter Sagal
Is that what they're pretty much? Yeah. All right, Olivia, your last quote is from the Wall Street Journal.
Bill Curtis
Not surprisingly, a family moon can be a tough sell.
Peter Sagal
They were writing about a new trend, they say, where newlyweds are bringing their parents along. On what?
Olivia
Their honeymoon.
Peter Sagal
Their honeymoon? Yes. Oh, I can see it's going to catch on here. No, Frank, go spring your parents on your honeymoon. Nothing is sexier than giving up the honeymoon suite to your father in law because the bed is better for his back.
Hari Kondabolu
I mean, it's a form of contraception I've never considered.
Peter Sagal
It's true.
Olivia
And we wonder why the birth rate is dropping.
Peter Sagal
Right. The people who embrace this say that it allows the new couples to spend quality time with, you know, their new family. But it is awkward when your mom pulls you aside and says, these were your grandmother's furry handcuffs.
Olivia
I like that. You can have adjoining rooms and your mother in law can peek her head through the door and just say, if you have any questions, I'm right here. He likes his head scratched before he goes to sleep. I've been doing it for years.
Peter Sagal
Bill, How. How did Olivia do in our quiz?
Bill Curtis
Off to a good start. Three in a row. That's a win.
Peter Sagal
Congratulations. Well done, Olivia. Thank you, guys. Right now, panel, it is of course time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Hari? Yes. A cathedral in Wales has been set, sanctioned by the higher ups in the church hierarchy after priests there created a. What? Based on the final words spoken by Jesus.
Hari Kondabolu
Oh, they created a diorama.
Peter Sagal
People love a good diorama with you. They really do. They really do. All right, so I'll give you a hint. For example, when Jesus weeps, you drink.
Hari Kondabolu
A drinking game.
Peter Sagal
They made a drinking game out of the last words of Jesus. What? What? Thanks to the Anglican Church in Wales, services at Bangor Cathedral will no longer be dangerously interesting. The priests there instead were admonished for their seven last shots of Christ drinking game. I'm not making that up.
Olivia
Why seven?
Peter Sagal
Well, this is how it works. You get out the sacramental wine and they were really into this. And you take one shot for each of Christ's last words, which were for those who don't remember. Forgive them, Father, for they know not how to party.
Olivia
I mean, it's better if you want to drum up attendance. It's better to do it with drinking than, like, lots of fishes.
Peter Sagal
Right? Right.
Olivia
Come to church this week and you'll get unlimited fish.
Peter Sagal
You're right. Exactly.
Emmy Blotnick
I have a question about the game.
Peter Sagal
You may. Yes.
Emmy Blotnick
Do seven shots of seem like too much to you guys?
Peter Sagal
Well, it's, it's, it's wine. It wasn't like the sacramental Jack Daniels.
Emmy Blotnick
Okay, then. All right, I'll do it.
Peter Sagal
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Bill Curtis
From NPR in WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, don't tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Hari Kondavolu, Faith Seeley and Emmy Blotnick. And here again is your host at the Des Moines Civic center in Iowa, Peter Sago.
Peter Sagal
Thank you, Bill. Right now. Thank you everybody. Right now it is time for the Wait, Wait, don't tell me bluff the listener game. Call 1-888-wait-WAIT to play our game on the air or check out the pinned post on our Instagram page. Atwaitnpr. Hello, you are on. Wait, wait, don't tell me.
Olivia
Hi, my name is Raeanne Rowland. I'm calling from Regalsville, Pennsylvania.
Peter Sagal
Hey there, Raeanne. What do you do there in Regalsville?
Olivia
I work in fundraising and communications for the ARC of Warren County. It's a nonprofit organization that provides a wide range of services and supports for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities.
Peter Sagal
That is wonderful. It's very rewarding reward work and I'm so proud and pleased that you're out there doing that. So thank you so much for calling. You are going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction. Bill what's Ray Ann's topic?
Bill Curtis
Make Summer Summer.
Peter Sagal
Summer Middle name Summer is easily one of the top four seasons of the year, and this week we heard about how somebody is making it even better. This time around, our panelists are going to tell you about it. Pick the one who's telling the truth. You'll win our prize, the voice of your choice and your voicemail. You ready to play?
Olivia
I'm ready.
Peter Sagal
All right. First, let's hear from Faith Saley.
Olivia
Summer can be schmitzy for anyone, but it's especially rough, even embarrassing, for those who sweat a lot. I'm afraid to meet a guy at a bar if it doesn't blast the ac, confesses Nicole Watson, who suffers from hyperhidrosis. Excessive and uncontrollable sweating. At weddings. I have to dance by myself in the corner or else I end up splashing people. Like that water bucket scene from Flashdance. Except not sexy, but gross. Well, it's not gross anymore. For those participating in a new trend of sweaty meetups called Drip at Drip. It's a celebration of perspiration. Wear your most sweaty stained clothes. Prizes for the darkest Amber Pit stains, a ritual burning of antiperspirants. Guys and gals wear polyester shirts so they become sexy see throughs once soaked. Every Drip event ends with a competition to see who can wring the most liquid out of a shirt after a night of dancing. The only two rules are no cheating. Some folks were caught in the bathroom doing jumping jacks and you do have to sign a waiver. There have been some injuries from the sweat powered Slip n Slide.
Peter Sagal
Drip, a series of gatherings for people to celebrate how much they sweat rather than shame them. Your next summer Doldrum de Doldrum ized comes from Hari Kondabolu.
Hari Kondabolu
George Pipgrass has always hated summer. You see, the Pipgrass family has been in the puffer coat business for decades. And growing up, summer was season non grata. We didn't call it summer, explained George. We called it the devil season because no one buys coats then. That is, until now. While George was tinkering away in his coat lair basement, he started an experiment. What happens when you freeze a downcoat? Well, it gets super cold, like an ice pack. The light bulb went off for his brand new product, the Pipgrass Cool down down coat. The Pipgrass Cool down down coat has 16 sealed compartments with genuine goose down soaking in propylene glycol, the same blue gunk used in ice packs. Just freeze it overnight in your industrial freezer and you've got the solution for a hot summer day. Quickly, customers from hot spots like Arizona and Florida started ordering the coats. Pipgrass was thrilled until he realized the coat had a flaw. It melts. According to one customer. I put it on to walk around my neighborhood and was soaking wet within 20 minutes. With another calling the product a 50 pound water prison.
Peter Sagal
A new summer parka that's just basically a wearable giant cold pack. Your last solution for the sunny season comes from Emmy Blotnick.
Emmy Blotnick
Tired of getting sunburnt this summer? Now there's a phone case that can remind you when you're burning in the sun. This new invention, called the skin case, is designed to look and feel just like human skin. It reacts to UV light by burning just like human skin. It even comes in three colors, just like human skin. The sight of your burning flesh covered cell phone is supposed to serve as a reminder that you, too, are outdoors and need protection for your burning flesh. The researcher responsible for this invention insists that though it is creepily lifelike, the human skin is in fact synthetic, which is exactly what you would say if you accidentally made a phone case out of real human skin.
Peter Sagal
All right, so one of these things might make your summer a little more bearable. Is it from Faith Salie Drip, a gathering for people to celebrate their sweatiness rather than be ashamed by it. From Hari Kondabolu, a coat that is basically just a wearable ice pack to keep you cool. Or from Emmy Blotnik, a phone case with artificial skin that lets you know that you might be burning in the sun. Because it is.
Olivia
I want it to be the skin case, but I'm gonna go with the Drippers.
Peter Sagal
So your choice is Faith Story. Well, to bring you the correct answer, listen to this. Why does it feel like skin? Well, this phone case, when it's exposed to the sun, that was Marc Tessier, the creator of the Skin Phone. I'm so sorry, Raeanne. You should have followed. Yes, in fact, it was Emmy who horrifyingly, was telling the truth. So you didn't win, but you did earn a point for Faith for her. I genuinely think, speaking as a sweaty guy myself, a wonderful idea that we should implement. So I. I commend you for picking that one. Thank you so much for playing.
Olivia
Really rad. Right hand.
Peter Sagal
Take care. Thank you.
Olivia
Goodbye.
Peter Sagal
And now the game where we ask experts about something they know nothing about. That's why we call it not my Job. A few years ago, Iowa women's basketball exploded in popularity nationwide, which is fitting because women's basketball was practically invented here in Iowa. True. Coach Jan Jensen herself grew up here, played basketball to Drake in Des Moines before moving to the University of Iowa, where she has coached, among others, one Caitlin Clark. She is now the head coach of the Hawkeyes. We are delighted she joins us here. Coach Jensen, welcome to. Wait, wait, don't tell me.
Jan Jensen
Thank you so much.
Peter Sagal
Among the many things I learned this week, Coach Jensen, is that Iowa is in fact more or less the birthplace of women's basketball. Is that not right?
Jan Jensen
It really is, yeah. In fact, my grandmother was the MVP of the 1921 state tournament.
Peter Sagal
Your grandmother? Absolutely.
Jan Jensen
Yeah, my grandmother.
Olivia
And didn't your grandmother had a great nickname?
Jan Jensen
She did. She was named Lottie because she scored a lot of points.
Peter Sagal
So an enlightened state. Not a very creative one. But that's okay.
Jan Jensen
You gotta take it.
Peter Sagal
I mean, I'm sorry. I mean, I have these images in my head of what the 20 were like, especially for women. Did they have to play in bustles?
Jan Jensen
I mean, they played in bloomers. They played in bloomers. And they had like a sash. I actually have her uniform.
Peter Sagal
No, really, I do.
Jan Jensen
Yes. And I have the ball of which they played with.
Peter Sagal
No, and it's.
Jan Jensen
It. It. They weren't dribbling back then. It almost looked like a leather. Like a football.
Peter Sagal
Right.
Jan Jensen
So I didn't really start talking to her about her history until I was getting recruited it. And she never shared it until I pried it out of her.
Peter Sagal
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Because I happen to know you were one of, like, the greatest high school basketball players in the nation. Right. I read that you had like a national record for points scored or something like that. And your grandmother never mentioned during all those years. Oh, basketball. You know, funny thing. I Forgot to mention 1921 National State Champion sleep.
Jan Jensen
No, she did not. She mentioned it casually, but she didn't like, you know, it wasn't until I truly, really pried the stories out of her. I knew she played. I saw her hall of Fame trophy, of course, and it was at her home. And my mother used to tell a story that when I was really little, I looked up at that trophy. I said, mom, I'm gonna get a trophy like that someday. And my mom said, I bet you will. And I did.
Peter Sagal
You did. I bet you did.
Jan Jensen
When we talking, they did a news special, the Iowa Girls Athletic Union, and it was on Iowa Public Television, which is awesome.
Peter Sagal
So great.
Jan Jensen
And they also did a six on six special. Right. So they were talking about the things. But the cool thing, my grandmother, she critiqued it. She said that it was much too physical and we showed way too much skin.
Peter Sagal
Oh, really? Absolutely.
Jan Jensen
She was very. She thought it was very risque.
Peter Sagal
Really? So your grandmother was like, in my day, we played in bloomers, and we liked it. We showed no ankles. That's right. Let's talk about your coaching career. You spent 23 years as an assistant coach at Iowa before becoming head coach last year. And during that time, you coached the global phenomenon, Caitlin Clark. So what was that like?
Jan Jensen
You know, it was. I don't think we'll fully unpack it until. Well, certainly I won't till I slow down. Right. Because someone asked me, what was it like to coach Caitlin Clark? And I said, everything you think it was in a matter of a minute. Because she's passionate. You know, she's, you know, fun. She's feisty. She shoots it from the parking lot. You know, she makes a dazzling pass. She challenges you. She's a jokester. And then as you're going through it, you know, building a team, to me, that's the most beautiful thing is. And you know this on your show, you know, you got.
Peter Sagal
You.
Jan Jensen
You're the leading score.
Peter Sagal
Oh, I am definitely the Caitlin Clark of this algorithm. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. You.
Olivia
To the parking lot.
Peter Sagal
I'm so glad that somebody has finally noticed my sense of. You're welcome.
Jan Jensen
I'm now your favorite character.
Peter Sagal
You really are. I mean, really. I think. Let's talk more about that anyway. So go on, please.
Jan Jensen
Well, just the building, the team and the culture, and I think that's why a lot of people have enjoyed watching Iowa women's background basketball. Way back when we were at Drake, our staff was together. At Drake is what we believe is just really playing with joy, playing hard. And I believe the best thing in life is if you can get a team. I'd like to think if you can get a society to be celebrators of each other, that's the hardest thing.
Peter Sagal
Right? You know, so what? One of your jobs is to motivate a player who's struggling. That's part of the deal. So let's say I, as you have identified the Caitlin Clark of this show, let's say I'm not doing well. Let's say I'm not playing to my astonishing potential. How would you say to me, like, you know, what would be your learned coach attempt?
Jan Jensen
Well, for you particularly, I would say, get your head out of your pass.
Peter Sagal
For you. Really.
Jan Jensen
But now these. These lovely people over here, I would say, you know what? You got it. You can do it. I believe in you. You get over here.
Peter Sagal
Well, coach Jensen, we are delighted to have you. Well, I'm delighted to be here. Speaking of games, we. We. Speaking of games, we have invited play a game that this time we're calling.
Bill Curtis
Let's go a courtin'.
Peter Sagal
You spend all your time in the basketball court, so we thought we'd ask you about the other kind of courting, finding a spouse. So we're gonna ask you three questions about courting rituals from around the world. Get two right, you'll win a prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is coach Jensen playing for?
Bill Curtis
Matthew Kodis of Des Moines, Iowa.
Jan Jensen
All right.
Peter Sagal
All right. Ready to go? Here's your first question. In the puritan communities in New England back in the 1600s, courting couples would have to sit apart in a small room with a family member there to chaperone at all times. So for privacy, these couples used what? A. A six foot long speaking tube which one person held to their ear while the other person talked into the other side. B. An elaborate code using only eye blinks and squinting or see wooing leaves, which was a medicinal herb you would put in grandma's tea so she'd fall asleep and you could talk freely.
Jan Jensen
Oh, gosh.
Peter Sagal
Okay.
Jan Jensen
I'm feeling maybe. Are you feeling maybe one? I'm feeling one.
Peter Sagal
Yeah. It was the speaking tune. Yes. Yes. Let's go, grandma. One for one. Grandma would sit there. I'm beginning to get a sense of it. Style on the courtside. Yeah. They sit there and they hold the tube and they'd speak.
Jan Jensen
Little help for my buddies.
Peter Sagal
Yeah, okay. All right. All right. That was very good. Here's your second question. Pumpkins had a traditional role in courtship in medieval Ukraine. What was it? A. What was called love bowling. Women would roll a pumpkin down the largest hill in town and the first man it knocked over would be her betrothed. B if a woman turned down a marriage proposal, she would give their suitor a pumpkin as a kind of consolation prize, but everyone who saw him walking home with it would know he just got rejected. Or C suitors wore pumpkins over their heads to the town dance to ensure that matches were not just about physical appearance.
Jan Jensen
Oh, golly.
Peter Sagal
Sort of a medieval Ukrainian version.
Jan Jensen
What was that again?
Peter Sagal
You're yelling B. I like that. That's correct. How did you know? That's right out of my back, all of you. The consolation pumpkin or the pumpkin of shame? Men would only. This is true. Men would only propose at night so they wouldn't be seen carrying the pumpkin home. Here's your last question. In 19th century rural Austria, available women presented men who they liked with a challenge to prove their worth. What was it? A. She would feed a ring to a particular sheep and the man would have to first guess the sheep and then get the ring back. B, after a town dance, the woman would offer the man she fancied an apple slice that she had held in her armpit during the whole dance to see if he would eat it. Or C, she would write a particular tongue to Twister love poem, which the man was expected to recite after drinking four beers in one hour.
Jan Jensen
I think it's B. Apple.
Peter Sagal
And it is B. Yes.
Jan Jensen
Three for three.
Peter Sagal
Yes.
Jan Jensen
I've been stressing about this the whole day.
Peter Sagal
I like to win.
Jan Jensen
Three for three.
Peter Sagal
Let's go, Bill. How did Coach Jensen do in our quiz?
Bill Curtis
What else? A perfect score.
Jan Jensen
It's all of you.
Peter Sagal
Thank you. Jan Jensen is the head coach, coach of the Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team. Coach Dan Jensen, thank you so much for being on my weight. Don't tell me. Give it up for Coach Jensen in just a minute. Find out why your broccoli is out to get you in our Listener Limerick challenge. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to join us on the air. We will be back in a minute with more of wait wait, don't tell me from NPR Foreign.
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Bill Curtis
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, wait, don't tell me, the NPR News quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Faith Seely, Emmy Blotnick and Hari Kondabolu. And here again is your host at the Des Moines Civic Center. And I am Peter Sagal.
Peter Sagal
Thank you, Bill. In just a minute. Once again, our Do Nothing staff has failed to finish writing the limericks. If you think you can come up with the last word, give us a call at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news. Faith this week, a judge in Canada awarded damages to a couple who said that a local furniture store had caused them intense distress by not warning them that their new couch would require constant.
Olivia
What, sitting on?
Peter Sagal
No.
Olivia
Um, reupholstering?
Peter Sagal
No.
Olivia
Can I have a hint?
Peter Sagal
Sure. Start. You gotta take it home and start smacking those pillows immediately.
Olivia
Fluffing.
Peter Sagal
Fluffing, yes, constant fluffing. They were not warned. On the one hand, it's hard to imagine suing over this. On the other hand, it was a huge day for the lawyer who had put up the 1-800-Fluff law.
Emmy Blotnick
Somebody called J.D.
Peter Sagal
Vance. Exactly. Whoa. He'd volunteer.
Emmy Blotnick
Did you guys forget he was into that?
Peter Sagal
Yeah. The couple said that no one at the furniture store warned them that their couch would require what the manufacturer describes as, quote, frequent fluffing and rotating. How frequent was the fluff this fluffing required?
Olivia
Sounds like adult filmmaker.
Peter Sagal
I know. I mean, how frequent do you have to fluff the couch? Was it like, excuse me, can we get the check? I have to be home by nine to fluff the couch or it explodes.
Emmy Blotnick
My couches out of Viagra. Again.
Peter Sagal
The judge sided with the couple because the furniture store admitted that this couple had come in specifically asking for something, quote, solid and not floppy. The judge did reduce the damages. The store had to pay a bit for the pain and suffering of having to hear the phrase solid and not floppy.
Emmy Blotnick
Go to rockhardcouches.com Enter the proof promo code JDVance.
Peter Sagal
Moving on. Hari According to a trend on TikTok, the hot new place that women are looking for men is where?
Hari Kondabolu
Men's bathrooms.
Peter Sagal
No. I'll give you a hint. It's the number one place to bag a husband wearing a tool belt.
Hari Kondabolu
Oh, a hardware store.
Peter Sagal
Well, specifically the biggest one.
Hari Kondabolu
Do you think I go to hardware stores? I live in Brooklyn, New York. I listen to npr. I'm hiring somebody, I'm getting somebody to fix whatever it is that has to be fixed.
Peter Sagal
I'll give it to you specifically the Home Depot.
Hari Kondabolu
Home Depot, Yes.
Peter Sagal
Women are saying, you want to find a man, go to Home Depot. That's where the real men are. There's a problem though, with this theory in. In the entire history of the world, going back to the creation of the universe, nobody has ever found anybody to answer a question they have at the Home Depot.
Hari Kondabolu
I gotta learn about tools to find a partner.
Peter Sagal
This sucks.
Olivia
No, you could just wander into Hobby Lobby, find yourself a nice trad wife.
Peter Sagal
Yeah. Emmy, you've probably heard about the trend of oversized fashion. That's when the clothing manufacturers keep the size label the same, but they're actually making the clothing bigger.
Emmy Blotnick
Why would you think I'm familiar with this? For a particular reason.
Peter Sagal
Well, perhaps you were one of those women who, because of this trend, clothes becoming bigger, are having to shop for their own clothes.
Emmy Blotnick
Is it like in the children's section?
Peter Sagal
It is in the children's section, yes. This is great news for petite women who love the movie Frozen. No one's checking IDs over in the kids department. The clothes fit. But according to one shopper, there is, quote, so much glitter.
Emmy Blotnick
There were definitely a lot of items from the Wicked promotional tour that were not made in adult sizes.
Peter Sagal
It's absolutely true. And it is a little less charming to wear a shirt bragging about how good a daughter you are when you're 43. One woman in kids clothing mentioned that she likes going to parties knowing nobody would be wearing the same outfit. And then, tragically, she was invited to an eight year old's birthday party. Coming up, it's lightning. Fill in the blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks back at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago or come see us on the road. We'll be at Tanglewood in western Massachusetts on August 28th. Tickets and information are at nprpresents.org you can check out our TikTok as well. If you're thinking, well, how can that not be totally cringe? Please keep in mind I have nothing to do with it. Find us there. Atweenpr. Hi, you're on. Wait, wait, don't tell me.
Olivia
Hi, Peter, this is Molly from St. Louis, Missouri.
Peter Sagal
Well, hey, nice to hear from you, Molly. We're going to be in St. Louis in the fall. I'm looking forward to coming back. What do you do there?
Olivia
Well, when I'm not chasing my toddler around the zoo, I manage a dental practice.
Peter Sagal
Right, that's nice. How did you convince the zoo to keep your toddler? Oh, he's very good. He's very good. He's a good toddler.
Olivia
He's a great toddler.
Peter Sagal
Yeah. Is he polite? Does he do what you ask him to do?
Olivia
Well, he's a toddler.
Peter Sagal
Oh, okay. We'll just leave it there. All right. Well, welcome to the show, Molly. Bill Curtis is going to read you three news related limericks with a last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly and two of the limericks will be a big winner. You ready to go?
Olivia
Let's do it.
Peter Sagal
All right, here is your first limerick.
Bill Curtis
When service returns, become spotty. Some Wimbledon players act naughty, cross their legs, cry, oh no. And then I've gotta go. And then waste extra time in the potty.
Peter Sagal
Yes, players at Wimbledon are not allowed to delay the game, but there is an exception. They are allowed to take bathroom breaks. So instead of a timeout, just tell the official you need a little wee. Or if it's really important, say, hey, this game is headed for a different kind of deuce. Now, the reason this is important is because many players in elite tennis have been accused by their opponents of using strategically timed bathroom breaks to throw them off their rhythm or, or just change the momentum of the match. Right. So if the umpire objects because this is the fifth bathroom break they've asked for, they can say, all right, fine, I'll risk it. But remember, I am wearing all white. All right, here is your next limerick.
Bill Curtis
My enamels, a thin, worn out sheath. No more broccoli. Bring on the beef. Greens might keep moving fit, but they have too much grit. All those veggies are harming my teeth.
Peter Sagal
Yes, teeth. After years of research and hundreds of studies, scientists finally found the proof that eating vegetables is bad for you. Fresh vegetables can degrade your teeth. According to a study just published in the Journal of Things Kids Want to be True, but a response. A real study found that microscopic bits of silica from the earth found in plants can cause mineral loss in your tooth enamel. And also, to quote one of the six year old scientists behind the study, vegetables are too squishy.
Hari Kondabolu
Then what are you supposed to eat?
Peter Sagal
That's a good question.
Olivia
Chew on those microplastics.
Peter Sagal
Yeah. All right, here is your last.
Bill Curtis
Let me, Jeffrey D. Almost seems plain vanilla, baby Zodiacs, more of a thriller shows with true crime made the creep quotient climb. My kids named like a serial killer?
Peter Sagal
Yeah. According to the Mirror tabloid, there's been a rise in British families naming their babies after criminals and killers from true crime documentaries. Oh, geez. No, the theory is people are like, oh, Rose, Rose. You know, Rose is a lovely name. Where did I hear it? Oh, yeah, that Netflix show about the woman who murdered all those people. I happen to have a son named Ted. And yes, he's named after Ted Bundy, but Bundy was very, very. He had a lot of other qualities.
Emmy Blotnick
I always assumed it was Kosinski, but I know you're more of a murder family.
Peter Sagal
Bill, how did Molly do in our quiz?
Bill Curtis
We have a smart bunch of people. That's perfect.
Peter Sagal
Well done, Molly. Three in a row. Thank you.
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Peter Sagal
Now onto the final game. Lightning. Fill in the blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as they can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?
Bill Curtis
Faith has three. Hari and Emmy each have two.
Peter Sagal
Okay, that means Hari and Emmy are tied for second. And I'm going to arbitrarily choose Emmy to go first. So here we go. The clock. The clock will Start when they begin your first question. Fill in the blank. On Thursday, emergency workers said they were still looking for over 160 missing people following the flooding in Blank.
Emmy Blotnick
Texas.
Peter Sagal
Right. According to new data from the CDC, US blank cases have hit a 33 year high.
Emmy Blotnick
Measles.
Peter Sagal
Right. This week, Russia launched its largest aerial assault on Blank.
Emmy Blotnick
Ukraine.
Peter Sagal
Right. After being freed from ICE detention, Mahmoud Khalil filed a $20 million lawsuit against Blank.
Emmy Blotnick
The government.
Peter Sagal
Yeah. The Trump administration. For at least the second time, police in Wisconsin doing a routine traffic stop found a bag full of drugs labeled blank.
Emmy Blotnick
Cheese curds.
Peter Sagal
No, it was labeled. The bag full of drugs was labeled. Quote, definitely not a bag full of drugs. On Thursday, video game actors agreed to a new contract ending in 11 month long blunt blank strike. Right. On Wednesday, a 70 million year old blank was discovered under Denver's Museum of Nature and Science.
Emmy Blotnick
Fossil.
Peter Sagal
Yeah, dinosaur fossil. This week, a man in Switzerland who got trapped while hiking on a glacier credits Blank with saving his life.
Emmy Blotnick
A dj.
Peter Sagal
I'm just pausing to think how that would work.
Emmy Blotnick
Don't think about how it would work.
Peter Sagal
Just say no decreases. He credits his Chihuahua with saving his life. A man went hiking on a glacier with his little Chihuahua and fell into a steep crevasse where he got trapped. And when rescuers came searching for him, they say they never would have found him except for the tiny little brown thing yapping at the crevasse's edge. When asked why he took a Chihuahua hiking on a glacier, the man said they were out of air horns and emergency whistles, so he bought the next best thing. Bill, how did Emmy do in our course? Six.
Bill Curtis
Right.
Peter Sagal
12 more points.
Bill Curtis
Total of 14. Good for the lead.
Peter Sagal
Very well done. All right, Hari, you are up next. Please fill in the blank. On Wednesday, it was revealed that the FBI was investigating former Director Blank for potentially making false statements to Congress.
Hari Kondabolu
Comey.
Peter Sagal
Right. This week, an imposter used AI to contact foreign officials posing as Secretary of State Blank.
Hari Kondabolu
Marco Rubio.
Peter Sagal
Right. This week, President Trump threatened Brazil with a 50% blank if they did not end their prosecution of higher Bolsonaro tariffs. Right. According to the Labor Department, the blank rate for black Americans rose to its highest level in three years.
Hari Kondabolu
Unemployment.
Peter Sagal
Right. To make the visitor experience more pleasant, London's Heathrow Airport said they would begin piping in the sounds of blank at their airport.
Hari Kondabolu
Poker.
Peter Sagal
No, quote, the sounds of an airport. On Wednesday, a judge blocked a Biden era law which would make it easier to cancel online blanks Subscriptions. Right. On Tuesday, doctors warned that the trend of Taping your Blank shut while you sleep poses major health risks. Mouth. Right. This week, a man in the UK Was arrested when police caught him selling drugs at Blank Preschool. At his sentencing hearing for selling drugs. According to police, the man was caught selling pills and weed to another defendant while they both awaited their sentencing hearings. After being caught doing that, the man pleaded guilty to those charges because. What are you gonna do, sentence me twice? Oh, you are. Damn it. Bill, how did Hari do in our quiz?
Bill Curtis
Well, he has a total of 14, which means he's tithed with Emmy.
Peter Sagal
Well done.
Bill Curtis
Hey, hey, hey there.
Peter Sagal
All right, how many then, does Faith need to win the game?
Bill Curtis
Six to win.
Peter Sagal
All right, Faith, this is for the game. Here we go. On Thursday, a judge once again blocked President Trump's attempts to end Blank.
Olivia
Birthright citizenship.
Peter Sagal
Right. On Thursday, famous baby hippo Blank celebrated its first birthday.
Olivia
Oh, me dang.
Peter Sagal
Close enough. Mu. Dang. This week, several families in North Carolina complained with they learned a classic car show would be held at Blank.
Olivia
Uh, a school gymnasium at the local cemetery.
Peter Sagal
On Thursday, Italian chocolate company Ferrero bought breakfast cereal giant blank for $3.1 billion.
Olivia
Kellogg.
Peter Sagal
Yes. On Wednesday, Netflix announced that the 10th season of its reboot of makeover show Blanc would be the last Queer Eye, Right? This week, researchers discovered a new trend among chimpanzees in Zambia. They're all starting to blame.
Olivia
Oh, they wear pieces of grass in their ears.
Peter Sagal
They do. In their ears and also between their butt cheeks. Researchers are calling it butt grass, and it's exactly what it sounds like. It doesn't have anything to do with health or hygiene. Chimps just like putting grass in their butts for fun. Wow. Chimpanzees really are just like us, aren't they, Bill? Did Faith do well enough to win game?
Bill Curtis
So close. Five, right? 10 more points, total of 13 means Hari and Emmy are the winners this week.
Peter Sagal
Oh, how? How will you split the prize money.
Emmy Blotnick
In our butt cheeks?
Bill Curtis
Good place.
Peter Sagal
Good choice. In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict now that we can leave our shoes on what would be the next thing we will be allowed to do at the airport. But first, let me tell you all that. Wait, wait, don't tell me. It's a production of NPR and WBEZ Chicago in association with Urgent Haircut Productions. Doug Berman, benevolent Overlord. Philip Gicker is our limericks. Our public address announcer is Paul Friedman. Our tour manager is Shayna Donald, BJ Lederman, composer. Our theme our program is produced by Jennifer Mills, Miles Sternboss and Lillian King. Special thanks to Vinnie Thomas and Monica Hickey. Peter Gwynn is the winner in our straw poll. Emma Choi is our vibe curator. Technical direction is from Lorna White. Our CFO is Colin Miller. Our production manager is Robert Newhouse. Our senior producer is Ian Chillag. And the executive producer of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is Mike Danforth. Now, panel, what will we be finally allowed to do at the airport? Next?
Emmy Blotnick
Emmy Block, fly with explosives.
Hari Kondabolu
Hari Kondabolu, use your Costco card as a valid form of identification.
Olivia
And Faith Saley, check your child in the overhead compartment.
Bill Curtis
And if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on Wait, Wait, don't tell me.
Peter Sagal
Thank you, Bill Curtis. Thanks also to Emmy Blotnik, Hari Thunderbolu and Faith Sally. Thanks to the staffing crew at the Des Moines Civic Center. Special thanks to Andrea Hansen and everyone in Iowa Public Radio. And thanks to our fabulous audience here in Des Moines. And thanks to all of you for listening wherever you might be this week. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week. This is npr.
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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! (WWDTM) – Episode Featuring Jan Jensen
Release Date: July 12, 2025
Host: Peter Sagal
Location: Des Moines Civic Center, Des Moines, Iowa
Hosted by Peter Sagal, NPR's "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" returned to the Des Moines Civic Center, a departure from its usual association with the Iowa Presidential Caucus. Sagal humorously remarked on Iowa's weather, saying, “We thought it was always miserably cold here. Now we know it's also miserably hot” (00:56).
Olivia, an occupational therapy assistant who also works on a horse farm, joined as the first contestant. Peter Sagal engaged her in light-hearted banter about her dual roles, highlighting the therapeutic aspects of farm work: “I find it therapeutic, but that's just me” (02:10).
The panel featured three guests:
Bill Curtis presented three news-related quotes for Olivia to identify. Olivia successfully answered:
Quote: "I don't like my feet on floors that I don't know about." (03:31)
Answer: TSA security shoe policy ending.
Quote: "People are celebrating and eating treats. They don't want to be tasting beets." (06:05)
Answer: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s campaign to remove artificial dyes from candies.
Quote: "Not surprisingly, a family moon can be a tough sell." (08:36)
Answer: Trend of newlyweds bringing parents on their honeymoon.
Olivia aced the quiz with three correct answers, earning a prize for her voicemail (10:04).
The panel humorously dissected the end of the shoe-off policy at TSA checkpoints:
Raeanne, managing fundraising for the ARC of Warren County, participated in the "Make Summer Summer" game. Three humorous and fictional summer improvement ideas were presented:
Raeanne correctly identified Emmy Blotnick’s innovative yet creepy phone case as the true story, earning a point (21:31).
Jan Jensen, head coach of the University of Iowa women's basketball team, shared insights into her family’s rich basketball history, including her grandmother Lottie’s MVP status in the 1921 state tournament (22:30). Jensen discussed her coaching philosophy, emphasizing team culture and the impact of coaching a star player like Caitlin Clark:
Jan Jensen flawlessly answered three courting ritual questions, showcasing her wit and knowledge, and won another round of the quiz (31:01).
Molly, who manages a dental practice and chases her toddler around the zoo, participated in the limerick challenge. Bill Curtis presented three limericks linked to recent news:
Bathroom Breaks at Wimbledon:
Vegetables Harming Teeth:
Rise of Criminal Baby Names:
Molly achieved three correct answers, tying with other panelists (43:02).
The panelists competed in a rapid-fire fill-in-the-blank game:
Notable Fill-in-the-Blank Moments:
Jan Jensen participated in a segment discussing historical courting rituals, answering questions about:
Jensen’s perfect score in this segment further highlighted her quick thinking and extensive knowledge (31:08).
Peter Sagal concluded the episode with playful banter about future TSA policies and thanked guests and staff for their participation. The show wrapped up with acknowledgments to the production team and a sneak peek into upcoming segments like the Listener Limerick challenge.
This episode of "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" seamlessly blended humor with current events, featuring engaging interactions between contestants, panelists, and a special guest. Jan Jensen’s insights into women's basketball and her perfect quiz performance stood out, while the playful segments kept the atmosphere lively and entertaining. Whether you're a fan of witty banter or keen on testing your knowledge, this episode delivered a memorable and laughter-filled experience.
Note: Timestamps correspond to the transcript provided and serve as references for notable quotes and segments mentioned in the summary.