Podcast Summary: Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! Featuring Nathan Lane

Introduction and Host's Note (01:02 - 01:22)

Peter Sagal opens the episode with an urgent appeal regarding President Trump's executive order aimed at cutting federal funding to NPR, highlighting the potential threat to NPR’s operations. He humorously underscores the importance of NPR by joking about the nation's need for "dad jokes" and urges listeners to support the network through donations (00:14).

Panel Introduction and Contestant Segment (01:22 - 10:42)

Alzo Slade fills in for Bill Curtis, introducing herself and the location of the live show at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago. Peter Sagal introduces the panelists for the week: Luke Burbank, Shantira Jackson, and Roy Blunt Jr., each bringing their unique comedic perspectives to the show.

The first contestant, Allison Becker from Indianapolis, participates in the show’s signature news quiz. She successfully identifies two out of three quotations related to current events, earning herself the prize of a personalized voicemail greeting. Notable interactions include Peter’s witty remark, “It might come to that after the inauguration” (02:05) when discussing Allison’s work in providing solar opportunities and Shantira’s humorous analogy comparing the Pope’s involvement to Olympic celebrations (04:26).

News Quiz Highlights (03:48 - 10:30)

During the quiz, Alzo reads three quotations from the week’s news:

1. Chicago and the New Pope (03:48): A Chicagoan’s excitement about the new pope is humorously linked to local sports team loyalties, stirring laughter among the panel.
2. Real ID Requirement (06:15): Discussing the implementation of Real ID for airport security, the panelists joke about the bureaucracy involved, with Shantira highlighting the absurdity of DMV interactions (08:22).
3. Rising Wedding Costs (08:44): A young woman laments rising wedding expenses due to Trump tariffs, leading to a playful exchange about the economic pressures on couples planning marriages (09:36).

Allison successfully answers two out of three quotes, showcasing her knowledge and winning the round.

Second Contestant and Panel Discussion (14:08 - 22:05)

Femi Ayee from Nashua, New Hampshire, joins the show as the second contestant. She engages in the “Truth or Fiction” game about a 2016 Honda Civic, correctly identifying Luke Burbank’s story where Ewan Valentine inadvertently purchases his own stolen car for over $20,000 (15:53). Femi wins the round, earning a personalized voicemail prize.

Guest Interview: Nathan Lane (21:16 - 28:02)

The spotlight shifts to Nathan Lane, a renowned Broadway star, who discusses his latest sitcom, "Mid Century Modern," on Hulu. Nathan shares anecdotes about his past unsuccessful TV ventures, including a failed sitcom with Dana Carvey and George C. Scott, emphasizing the challenges of television production (22:07). He humorously recounts his Broadway debut and collaborations, highlighting his resilience and passion for performing despite setbacks (25:27).

Nathan also participates in a trivia segment about driving laws and autonomous taxis, correctly answering questions about Finland’s stringent speeding fines and the antics of autonomous vehicles (28:09). His interactions are filled with witty banter, reinforcing his comedic genius.

Panel Trivia and Games (28:02 - 46:56)

The panel engages in various trivia games, including:

• Eyelash Shaving Trend for Men (11:07): Discussing a bizarre trend where men shave off their eyelashes to appear more masculine, leading to playful exchanges about the implications for personal grooming.
• Listener Limerick Challenge (39:27): Contestants solve limericks based on current news, testing their quick-thinking and familiarity with recent events.
• Fill-in-the-Blank Quiz ("Lightning" Game) (43:59): Shantira Jackson and Roy Blunt Jr. lead a rapid-fire round, answering current event questions under time pressure. Roy Blunt Jr. emerges as the lead with impressive scores (47:33).

Notable Quotes and Moments

• Peter Sagal on Real ID (07:00): “You only need Real ID to fly on a plane. If you’re just going to a bar, you can continue to use fake ID.”
• Shantira Jackson on Masculinity Trends (11:07): “Girls like eyelashes. We especially like them when they look like ours because we are egotist.”
• Nathan Lane on Broadway (22:05): “I have a couple shows that haven't been so successful, so this has been a great pleasure.”

Final Segments and Winner Announcement (46:56 - 51:29)

Roy Blunt Jr. secures his position as the panel leader by correctly answering trivia questions faster than his peers. The panel concludes with a humorous prediction of the new Pope’s first edict, blending satire with witty commentary (50:58).

Closing Remarks (51:29 - 52:26)

Peter Sagal wraps up the episode by thanking the panelists—Luke Burbank, Shantira Jackson, and Roy Blunt Jr.—and acknowledging the contributions of the production team. The show concludes with final advertisements and a light-hearted farewell to Hannah Anderson, a departing team member.

Conclusion

This episode of "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" expertly combines humor, current events, and engaging interviews to create a rich and entertaining experience for listeners. The inclusion of Nathan Lane adds star power and insightful anecdotes, while the panelists’ quick wit and comedic banter enhance the show’s dynamic. Notable moments, such as the discussion on the Real ID requirement and the humorous take on rising wedding costs, provide both laughs and thoughtful commentary on societal issues. Overall, this episode is a testament to NPR's ability to blend information with entertainment, making it a must-listen for fans of news comedy.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Peter Sagal on NPR’s Importance (00:14): “Without us, where would the nation get its essential supply of dad jokes?”
• Shantira Jackson on Driving Trends (08:22): “Nobody's just showing up to fool you. Like, no, I'm not going there unless I'm trying to never come back again.”
• Roy Blunt Jr. on Eyelash Shaving (11:07): “Have you ever met a woman? If you I love a man with nice eyelashes.”

This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, showcasing the interplay between host, panelists, and guest, while highlighting the comedic and informative nature of the show.