Episode Summary: Ep 223: The Cold Open with Phil Hanley
Released on March 17, 2025
Hosts: Sam Morril and Mark Normand
Guest: Phil Hanley
1. Introduction to the Episode and Guest
In Episode 223 of "We Might Be Drunk," hosts Sam Morril and Mark Normand welcome comedian and writer Phil Hanley. The trio delves into a variety of topics, blending humor with insightful discussions about the comedy world, personal experiences, and the challenges of balancing life on the road.
2. The Cold Plunge Experience
The episode kicks off with a lively conversation about cold plunges—a wellness trend involving immersing oneself in cold water to rejuvenate the body.
- Mark Normand [00:26]: "Oh, we got a 69. Come here."
- Sam Morril [01:01]: "This is freezing."
- Mark Normand [01:17]: "I feel like Whitney Houston. I'm dying in here. This is crazy."
The hosts humorously describe their physical reactions to the cold plunges, highlighting the brutal yet invigorating experience.
3. Scheduling Challenges and Guest Cancellations
Mark shares a recent frustration with a guest cancellation, emphasizing the difficulties in scheduling amidst their busy lives.
- Mark Normand [02:33]: "This is tough because we had a guest cancel on us today. This is my peeve."
- Sam Morril [03:08]: "That's a confirmed. I mean, this is a Larry David moment."
They discuss the importance of clear communication and how misunderstandings can lead to scheduling mishaps, likening the situation to a scene from "Larry David."
4. Frank Sinatra's Rider and Their Own Riders
Phil presents an authentic Frank Sinatra rider, prompting a discussion on the elaborate requirements often set by high-profile performers.
- Sam Morril [06:33]: "Color TV. We got to move these. Upright piano for the dressing room."
- Mark Normand [07:03]: "I might have overpoured here, dude. I apologize in advance."
The trio compares Sinatra's luxurious demands to their own preferences, sharing anecdotes about ensuring comfort and the essentials needed backstage.
5. Phil Hanley's Book "Spellbound"
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Phil Hanley's journey in writing his book, "Spellbound: My Life as a Dyslexic Wordsmith." He candidly discusses the challenges of overcoming dyslexia and the creative process involved in authoring his work.
- Phil Hanley [34:02]: "I started just trying to write, and it was so bad. And then I slowly got better."
- Mark Normand [36:07]: "Phil, you're on it. Do you watch the Oscars?"
Phil elaborates on the lengthy process of writing and the emotional hurdles he faced, inspiring fellow dyslexic individuals and offering a glimpse into his resilience.
6. Audiobook Experiences and Dyslexia
Phil shares his experience recording the audiobook version of "Spellbound," highlighting the additional challenges posed by dyslexia.
- Phil Hanley [34:31]: "And then I thought I was done and I'd hand it in and then it would just be like slight changes, but it just took so long."
- Sam Morril [34:51]: "But that's a great pitch. The fact that you can't fucking read or spell."
He discusses strategies to manage reading aloud despite his dyslexia and the satisfaction of completing such a demanding task.
7. Stand-Up Life, Touring, and Personal Balance
The conversation shifts to the rigors of touring life, managing performances across different cities, and the impact on personal relationships and responsibilities.
- Mark Normand [40:19]: "But it's gonna get fucking gift now. God damn it."
- Phil Hanley [41:20]: "I get a lot of kid material."
They explore the tension between maintaining a hectic work schedule and nurturing personal lives, particularly the challenges of parenting while on the road.
8. Evolution of the Comedy Industry and Current Challenges
The hosts reflect on the state of the comedy industry, discussing the rise of arena shows and the perception that the "comedy boom" is nearing its end.
- Mark Normand [53:03]: "Colin Quinn keeps saying, the boom's about to end."
- Sam Morril [53:23]: "We know people at 10 guys at arenas that. Friends of ours."
They debate whether the influx of comedians performing in large venues signals a decline or evolution in comedic formats.
9. Pet Peeves: Airport Noise and Modern Conveniences
Mark and Phil vent about common annoyances, such as noise in airplane pods and the transformation of traditional venues like diners.
- Phil Hanley [83:44]: "There you go."
- Sam Morril [84:22]: "I go the pods."
These lighthearted gripes offer relatable humor for listeners, underscoring the everyday frustrations experienced during travel.
10. Movie Discussions: "After Hours" and "Taxi Driver"
The trio discusses classic films that have influenced their comedic sensibilities, using them as references to highlight changes in societal norms and comedic styles.
- Mark Normand [71:26]: "It's so funny. It's Scorsese's funniest movie."
- Sam Morril [74:15]: "I know, I know."
They analyze scenes from "After Hours" and "Taxi Driver," appreciating their comedic elements and narrative craftsmanship.
11. Encouraging Engagement: Phil's Book and Upcoming Shows
As the episode nears its end, Sam and Mark enthusiastically promote Phil Hanley's book, urging listeners to support him by purchasing and pre-ordering.
- Mark Normand [75:35]: "Buy the book. Spellbound by Phil Hanley."
- Phil Hanley [76:08]: "If you could please buy it."
They also highlight Phil's upcoming performances and book signings, fostering a sense of community and support among their audience.
12. Conclusion
The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to Phil Hanley for joining the show, reinforcing the themes of friendship, mutual support, and the shared journey within the comedy landscape.
- Sam Morril [90:23]: "Hug your father, hug your book."
- Mark Normand [90:27]: "We love you. Thank you for listening, guys."
Notable Quotes
- Phil Hanley [34:02]: "I started just trying to write, and it was so bad. And then I slowly got better."
- Mark Normand [53:03]: "Colin Quinn keeps saying, the boom's about to end."
- Sam Morril [84:22]: "I go the pods."
- Phil Hanley [76:08]: "If you could please buy it."
Final Thoughts
Episode 223 of "We Might Be Drunk" offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions. Phil Hanley's openness about his struggles with dyslexia and his perseverance in the comedy world provides a compelling narrative that resonates with both comedy enthusiasts and those facing similar challenges. The hosts' dynamic interplay ensures an engaging listen, making complex topics approachable and entertaining.