Ep 236: Joel McHale

Summary

Podcast Summary: We Might Be Drunk – Episode 236: Joel McHale

Podcast Information:

• Title: We Might Be Drunk
• Hosts: Sam Morril and Mark Normand
• Guest: Joel McHale
• Produced by: Gotham Production Studios, LLC
• Episode: Ep 236: Joel McHale
• Release Date: June 16, 2025
• Description: Join NYC comedians Sam Morril and Mark Normand each week as they share insights into the comedy world, recommendations, peeves, and a drink or three.

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1. Introduction and Drinks Banter [00:06 - 00:59]

The episode opens with a lively discussion about beverage preferences among the hosts and their guest, Joel McHale. Mark and Sam joke about their limited wine selection, eventually settling on discussing various liquors.

• Joel McHale [00:10]: "I could do a little. Do you have an IPA?"
• Mark Normand [00:22]: "We're liquor drinkers. We're not really beer guys."

The conversation humorously highlights Joel's preference for scotch over wine, which Sam defends by saying, "We got great scotch." Joel expresses his desire for wine despite the limited selection, leading to a comedic exchange about the drawbacks of different alcoholic beverages.

2. Joel McHale’s Appearance and Fitness [00:59 - 02:04]

The hosts shift to light-hearted banter about Joel's physique, with compliments and playful teasing.

• Sam Morril [01:51]: "You're fucking ripped, by the way."
• Joel McHale [01:55]: "I had a donut today."

Joel humorously attributes his fitness to his wardrobe from Baby Gap, stating, "It's the only way I can show it off."

3. Joel McHale’s Early Career and Talk Soup [02:04 - 27:04]

a. Early Career and Hosting "Talk Soup" [02:04 - 16:01]

Joel delves into his early career, discussing his time hosting "Talk Soup." He shares experiences from his days on the show, including interactions with notable personalities like Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield.

• Joel McHale [04:00]: "He didn't want to be there."
• Sam Morril [10:22]: "I love Rodney."

b. Experiences with Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield [05:45 - 16:01]

Joel recounts his tumultuous relationship with Chevy Chase, highlighting Chase's reluctance and challenging behavior on set.

• Joel McHale [04:03]: "He didn't like his behavior on sets."
• Mark Normand [10:27]: "He's still good on the show. I mean, he's still amazing."

The conversation also touches on Rodney Dangerfield, sharing anecdotes about Dangerfield's blunt demeanor and Joel's admiration for his comedic prowess.

• Mark Normand [10:16]: "Rodney is a complicated man."
• Joel McHale [10:52]: "Rodney Dangerfield was on Conan's 12:30 show playing Lump."

c. Challenges and Successes of "Talk Soup" [16:01 - 27:04]

Joel discusses the behind-the-scenes efforts that made "Talk Soup" a success despite initial challenges, including censorship from King World and pushback from celebrities like Tyra Banks.

• Joel McHale [19:14]: "King World says, we are not gonna allow you to use any footage from any King World show."
• Sam Morril [20:15]: "They laid off for a week and then went back to it."

Joel reflects on the resilience required to keep the show going, emphasizing the importance of letting the clips speak for themselves rather than relying on personal critiques.

4. Transition to Other Projects and Hosted Awards Shows [27:04 - 38:06]

Note: This segment contains promotional content and advertisements for products like Kelshi.com/drunks, Sheath underwear, and Lucy nicotine pouches. As per instructions, this section is skipped in the summary.

5. Post-Advertisements: Discussions on Films and Movie Critiques [38:06 - 58:57]

After the promotional segment, the conversation resumes with a deep dive into Joel's film career and general movie discussions.

a. Joel’s Film Roles and Recommendations [38:06 - 47:00]

Joel shares his enthusiasm for various films he's been a part of, including "Ted," "Spaceman," and collaborations with Seth MacFarlane.

• Joel McHale [38:11]: "The new Adam Sandler movie, Spaceman. It is."
• Mark Normand [41:05]: "I love it."

They discuss Joel's roles, the challenges of acting versus hosting, and commend directors like Steven Soderbergh for their work.

b. Favorite and Underrated Movies [47:00 - 58:57]

The hosts exchange opinions on favorite films, highlighting classics like "Psycho" and discussing modern movies like "Green Room."

• Sam Morril [47:01]: "I love Carrie."
• Joel McHale [49:00]: "It's so good."

Joel praises the acting in "Green Room" and shares personal anecdotes about working with acclaimed actors.

6. Personal Experiences and Peeves [58:06 - 67:00]

The conversation shifts to personal annoyances and humorous stories from their professional lives.

a. Hair Transplants and Physical Appearance [56:33 - 58:57]

Sam introduces a lighthearted segment about hair transplants, leading to comedic discussions about baldness and Joel's experiences.

• Sam Morril [54:19]: "I'm gonna do the hair transplant."
• Joel McHale [55:03]: "I'm fully bald. This is..."

b. Travel and Comedic Peeves [60:01 - 67:00]

Mark and Sam share their pet peeves related to traveling for gigs, such as overcomplicated flight routines and aggressive phone call behaviors.

• Mark Normand [62:02]: "People with insanely tight phone windows."
• Joel McHale [60:36]: "I hate watching previews."

7. Final Banter and Upcoming Tours [67:00 - End]

In the closing segment, the hosts discuss their upcoming tours and shows, highlighting various locations and expressing excitement about future performances.

• Mark Normand [66:07]: "Red Bank, New Jersey, on July 12th. Count Basie Theater, the Wilbur in Boston."
• Sam Morril [66:05]: "We're moving and shaking."

They also promote their latest projects, including Mark's "1% Club" on Fox and Sam's new game show, encouraging listeners to tune in and participate.

• Mark Normand [69:13]: "Email [e-mail] if you want Bodega Cat Whiskey at your bar."

The episode concludes with humorous exchanges about hair, upcoming shows, and heartfelt thanks to Joel McHale for joining the podcast.

Notable Quotes:

• Joel McHale [04:00]: "He didn't want to be there."
• Mark Normand [10:16]: "Rodney is a complicated man."
• Joel McHale [19:14]: "King World says, we are not gonna allow you to use any footage from any King World show."
• Sam Morril [54:19]: "I'm gonna do the hair transplant."
• Joel McHale [55:03]: "I'm fully bald. This is..."
• Mark Normand [62:02]: "People with insanely tight phone windows."

Conclusion:

Episode 236 of "We Might Be Drunk" offers a blend of humorous banter, insightful discussions about the comedy and entertainment industry, and personal anecdotes from Joel McHale's illustrious career. The hosts delve into Joel's experiences on "Talk Soup," his interactions with Hollywood's elite, and his ventures into acting and hosting. The episode also provides listeners with a glimpse into the hosts' personal lives, their comedic peeves, and their ongoing projects, making it a rich and engaging listen for both fans and newcomers.

Transcript

[Joel McHale]

Okay.

[Mark Normand]

We got a wine schnob with us right here.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Mark Normand]

So if. If not wine, we could do, like. We got every liquor.

[Joel McHale]

I could do a little. Do you have an ipa?

[Mark Normand]

Do we have beer?

[Joel McHale]

Good God. Oh, we got everything except for wine.

[Mark Normand]

We have. We're liquor drinkers. We're not really beer guys.

[Joel McHale]

It's fine. I drink scotch.

[Sam Morril]

We got great scotch, but.

[Joel McHale]

No, I want to drink wine. Come on. This is. It's early in the day.

[Mark Normand]

Let's see what the rating is.

[Sam Morril]

Very early.

[Joel McHale]

Which scotch is it?

[Sam Morril]

Let me start opening there, Jojo.

[Joel McHale]

All right. The 2019, guys. Here we go. Oh. 12.97.

[Sam Morril]

Hey.

[Joel McHale]

In New York.

[Sam Morril]

Well, that was when it was new.

[Joel McHale]

Actually, we shouldn't have that. That's headache in a bottle. So I call my ex. Hey, let's do some of these. It probably is fine, but I don't know if, like, they reverse engineer, like, cheap wines and with. I'm not kidding. And so they would be like, oh, you like the taste of that? So they use all these, like, powders and chemicals and stuff to make it taste a certain way. And that shit gives you a headache. Thank you.

[Sam Morril]

Easy rfk.

[Joel McHale]

Thank you.

[Sam Morril]

All right. Good to know. Wine is the worst hangover, I think.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Sangria is the word.

[Sam Morril]

Oh.

[Mark Normand]

Because that's wine. But with other shit.

[Sam Morril]

Gross.

[Joel McHale]

I don't.

[Sam Morril]

All sugar.

[Joel McHale]

I. It's the hard liquor that gets me.

[Mark Normand]

Really.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

So let's do.

[Joel McHale]

No, no. That gives me the hangover.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even like, a clean tequila or vodka. Clear liquor to me. I'm good now.

[Joel McHale]

It's got so much more alcohol in it.

[Sam Morril]

That's true.

[Joel McHale]

That's why I like, you know, distilled.

[Mark Normand]

But wine is sugar, dude.

[Joel McHale]

Sugar doesn't. Sugar all day. Same thing. Doesn't happen if you have a donut.

[Mark Normand]

I feel like shit if I ate a look. You're fucking ripped, by the way. I didn't realize you were, like, shredded.

[Joel McHale]

I had a donut today.

[Sam Morril]

What a dilf. Killing it.

[Joel McHale]

We had a cronite. Yes.

[Mark Normand]

I feel like you hide it on the comedy shows a little bit now. I see. I'm like, this guy's kind of shredded.

[Joel McHale]

I wear shirts from Baby Gap.

[Sam Morril]

That'll do it.

[Joel McHale]

It's the only way I can show it off. So did you find an ipa? No.

[Sam Morril]

All I have is.

[Joel McHale]

You have a flavored beer.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, that's.

[Mark Normand]

That's Whitney Cummings right there.

[Sam Morril]

This is embarrassing.

[Mark Normand]

She was pushing that stuff on us.

[Sam Morril]

I'll.

[Joel McHale]

I'll have a Whitney Cummings Kombucha. That's great.

[Sam Morril]

I also will have.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Are they cold? Okay, I'll do a kombucha, then. All right, Spike. Kombucha.

[Joel McHale]

How many drinks have you guys had? What's the record on the pile?

[Sam Morril]

We've blacked out. We've got Chrysler on. We've had animals.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. So at Birch. He's my hero.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, well, you're the one.

[Joel McHale]

Drinking. That one is less. That one, I think.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, I like grapefruit.

[Sam Morril]

This is the personal Whitney one. It's where. This is the one that made her stalker. Yeah. She had a baby with a stalker.

[Joel McHale]

She did.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. She's open about it.

[Mark Normand]

Okay. He's open about it. I don't think this is your story to tell.

[Sam Morril]

No, no, no. I'm the stalker.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, congrats.

[Sam Morril]

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I didn't think she'd keep it.

[Mark Normand]

You were saying you're not touching this because it's too squishy.

[Joel McHale]

Well, that one, it's not as pressurized as the others, so. I don't know.

[Sam Morril]

It's like an avocado.

[Joel McHale]

Cheers. Thanks for.

[Sam Morril]

Hey, mazel cheers, guys.

[Joel McHale]

There we go.

[Sam Morril]

I got to pull this up, but I have a photo I opened for you in Caroline's in 2009.

[Mark Normand]

I remember. You were pumped.

[Sam Morril]

I was very pumped. I have a photo of us in the green room bitching about Chevy Chase.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, perfect.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. That's a daily occurrence.

[Sam Morril]

And now Caroline's is gone, and Chevy's still here.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Let's see our photos.

[Mark Normand]

I did not think he would outlive that club. That's crazy.

[Sam Morril]

I know.

[Joel McHale]

Surprised it went down.

[Mark Normand]

Are you still on bad terms with Chevy Chase, or. No.

[Joel McHale]

Well, I. Was. It. It's not that. It was good. I don't know. It's like we haven't talked to him forever, but it's not only one of those things where we ever were, like, that's it. There was never that. But. But I've been very vocal about how.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

He didn't want to be there.

[Sam Morril]

No.

[Joel McHale]

So why.

[Mark Normand]

It's so weird to not work for that long and then get a great gig and, like, be like this.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, he was.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

He didn't. Like, he. He. Yeah, we shot him out each day and. Yeah. I mean, it's. There's enough.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

How. You know, how his behavior on sets.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

He's still good on the show. I mean, he's still amazing.

[Sam Morril]

He's great. He's a pro.

[Joel McHale]

So funny on it. And when he knew his lines he was great.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, man. He was a hunk back in the day. He was a tall.

[Joel McHale]

He was a For real. Leading man.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, were you a big fan growing up?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, huge. Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Famously.

[Joel McHale]

Fletch and Vacation. Those were. I memorized those.

[Sam Morril]

Same, same.

[Joel McHale]

And. But then, like. Like what? The one where he's snorting cocaine. Wow.

[Sam Morril]

Foul play.

[Joel McHale]

Foul play. There it is. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, wow. Oh, modern problems. There it is.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, yes. Sorry.

[Sam Morril]

Foul play was the Goldie Hawn joint. Yeah, but he had. He had a run. But then he really had some stinkers, too. But, hey, but don't we all. Who doesn't, right? Yes, there is. There you go. That's the back backstage.

[Mark Normand]

But he popped in a good one. Like Three Amigos is funny.

[Sam Morril]

I love amigos.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. I mean, he's popped into good ones.

[Sam Morril]

That I have memorized. It's a sweater.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Plethora.

[Joel McHale]

I remember tuning into when they. All three of them hosted snl.

[Sam Morril]

What?

[Joel McHale]

Right.

[Sam Morril]

Is that right?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, for promotion of the movie.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

Way back, you guys might not have been born.

[Sam Morril]

86. I believe it came out. And I was born in 83, so I had it on VHS. I wore it out.

[Joel McHale]

Directed by.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, I know. Really?

[Mark Normand]

Who?

[Joel McHale]

Land.

[Sam Morril]

Landis? No, King Lorne Michaels produced.

[Mark Normand]

Isn't he the one with the helicopter? Mm, no, the people died in the. In the helicopter.

[Joel McHale]

He was directing Twilight Zone.

[Mark Normand]

Damn.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

He also had a beef with Eddie Murphy.

[Joel McHale]

He did.

[Sam Morril]

Or is that Ivan Reitman? I think it was Landis who did Coming to America.

[Joel McHale]

That was Eddie Murphy.

[Sam Morril]

But who directed it?

[Mark Normand]

It's like, who's on first?

[Sam Morril]

I know he wasn't in.

[Joel McHale]

We're gonna find out who.

[Sam Morril]

I'm telling you, him and Murphy hated each other.

[Joel McHale]

Well, it looks like he directed Trading Places.

[Sam Morril]

That's where it started.

[Joel McHale]

Coming to America.

[Sam Morril]

Thank you.

[Joel McHale]

All right. But then they did Boomerang after that, so.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. And how'd that go?

[Joel McHale]

I feel like it was a hit.

[Mark Normand]

I think it was.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Joel McHale]

How'd that go? It was a hit.

[Mark Normand]

You're really taking people down a notch today.

[Sam Morril]

Wow. Try to get the juices flowing.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I like it.

[Sam Morril]

All right. It's early. 5.6. That's what I'm talking about.

[Joel McHale]

That's the rating.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, but people still liked it, though.

[Sam Morril]

I enjoyed it.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

It's a sexy comedy.

[Mark Normand]

Wasn't that Halle Berry?

[Sam Morril]

I think it was.

[Joel McHale]

When Dumb and Dumber came out. It was panned. But then.

[Sam Morril]

Right.

[Joel McHale]

A massive hit comedy. Wait a minute. Maybe. This was great.

[Sam Morril]

Brilliant.

[Joel McHale]

Dude, where's my Car was a huge hit. Right.

[Sam Morril]

But a bad movie.

[Joel McHale]

It straight. Well, I mean, I don't want to.

[Sam Morril]

Get you in trouble.

[Joel McHale]

I was not in it. Oh, yeah. That Ashton Kutcher is going to really come down on me for. But there was.

[Mark Normand]

Leave the country.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. He's got his own.

[Mark Normand]

I think he's out of here.

[Sam Morril]

He's at a Hamas tunnel right now. He's waiting out.

[Joel McHale]

He left the country.

[Mark Normand]

I think there was some Diddy stuff.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Wow. Wow. This is taking so many.

[Sam Morril]

Sorry, Joel.

[Mark Normand]

He was on a weird streak where they wrote the judge. They wrote the judge to try to get.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

70 show guys. And then the Diddy stuff came out and he was like, I think I'm gonna go to Sweden for a while.

[Sam Morril]

I'm out of here.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, maybe not Sweden. I made up a country. He went somewhere.

[Joel McHale]

Sweden's a real country.

[Mark Normand]

No, but I made up where he would have went.

[Sam Morril]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Joel McHale]

Maybe. I don't know. Narnia.

[Mark Normand]

He's in Narnia.

[Sam Morril]

We've had him on the show. Call in Ashton if you're watching. If you're.

[Joel McHale]

If you're. Whatever time zone you're in.

[Sam Morril]

It's a live stream.

[Joel McHale]

I like, we were deep in that movie thing. We're like, Ashton Kutcher. No way to find out what he's doing.

[Sam Morril]

Give it a go.

[Joel McHale]

It's just called Googling with.

[Sam Morril]

I know. What do you do over there at.

[Mark Normand]

That point, just sitting there doing nothing. You got the computer.

[Sam Morril]

Google. He's currently in Beverly Hills in a.

[Joel McHale]

Farmhouse, and he's got a beachfront home in Carpinteria.

[Sam Morril]

Good for him.

[Joel McHale]

Wait, but it doesn't go to Ashton Kutcher. News, I guess.

[Mark Normand]

Go to news. I don't. Dude, why are we leaning on AI for all this?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, yeah. They're gonna take over. They're gonna take our jobs.

[Mark Normand]

Boom.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Joel McHale]

All right.

[Mark Normand]

Another. I didn't make that up.

[Sam Morril]

Another proven point.

[Joel McHale]

A move to Europe. And that was in October.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. That was when the Diddy shit was heating up.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, I feel like it's.

[Joel McHale]

Now is when it is the most.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

There's a lot of stuff going on.

[Sam Morril]

This was the beginning. Now he's. He's going to jail for sure.

[Joel McHale]

Okay. He called it here. I still want. For some reason, I want to Google Rodney Dangerfield.

[Mark Normand]

I don't know why, but I'm all for it.

[Sam Morril]

Dude, I love. We love Rodney.

[Mark Normand]

I love him.

[Sam Morril]

Big fan.

[Joel McHale]

He's one of the greatest of all time, my friend. He was in a band called the Presidents. Of the United States of America. Oh, great band named Lump.

[Sam Morril]

Cheese Lump.

[Joel McHale]

Peaches.

[Sam Morril]

Cheese Lump.

[Joel McHale]

And he was on Conan's 12:30 show playing Lump. And Rodney Dangerfield was on the show.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

And he said they happened to be in the restroom at the same time. Just. And. No, they were at the stall. They were at the stalls. And my friend Chris just goes, I'm a big fan. He's been like. He, like, huge, like, all his life. And Ron Dangerfield just goes, that was it.

[Sam Morril]

That's brutal. That was it. Well, maybe the urinal was a bad.

[Mark Normand]

Time to tell you.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

No, you wait to wash the hand.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

You know, I don't.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

You don't talk at the urinal. I think it's a. Silence.

[Joel McHale]

I think you go all in and be like, thank you, while I'm holding my penis. I wanted. Yeah, it's great.

[Mark Normand]

He wanted a zing from Rodney.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. I think he just was like, are.

[Mark Normand]

You going to talk to me while my cock's in my hands?

[Joel McHale]

Good God, yes. That would have been great.

[Sam Morril]

That's really good. He can do it. You heard the Eddie Murphy urinal story with Rodney?

[Joel McHale]

No.

[Mark Normand]

That's a great one.

[Sam Morril]

So he beat up John Landis. No. So he went to go pee, and Rodney. It was just the beginning of Eddie Murphy.

[Mark Normand]

Nobody even had the first part.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, you. You tell him.

[Mark Normand]

The first part is, like, years, years ago. Eddie Murphy sees him in his club.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

And he. And he goes up and he's like, stunting. He's like, oh, I'm gonna go kill in front of Rodney. And he crushes. And he's expecting Rodney to be like, oh, my God, you're great. And he gets off and he goes, what the fuck? You're filthy. Like, what's wrong with you? You're so filthy. You're never gonna make it like that.

[Sam Morril]

Too dirty, kid.

[Mark Normand]

You're too dirty. And then years go by, and Eddie Murphy's selling out some insane venue in Vegas, and they're urinal to urinal, and Ronnie just turns me. And he goes, hey, who knew?

[Joel McHale]

Pretty good. Pretty good.

[Mark Normand]

It's great, man.

[Joel McHale]

Great.

[Sam Morril]

Remember what he told Norm? He's like, hey, Norm, you know, stand up's the best. My movies, tv, it's all you got to stick with. Stand up. And he saw Norm 10 or so Rodney, 10 years later, he's like, stand up.

[Joel McHale]

What?

[Sam Morril]

He's a complicated man.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, that Norm MacDonald.

[Sam Morril]

The king.

[Joel McHale]

The King.

[Sam Morril]

You meet him, you work with him.

[Joel McHale]

I've never. I never worked with Them. There was a couple of tweets.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

There was a. At one point, William Shatner was tweeting at us going, you guys aren't funny.

[Mark Normand]

You guys together?

[Joel McHale]

Us together. Why don't you know? And where's Shattered?

[Sam Morril]

Why's he talking?

[Joel McHale]

I retweeted it was like, big fan. And. Yeah, I didn't understand. Yeah, that was. But I never met Norman. I never got to meet him.

[Mark Normand]

How the fuck did Shatner outlive Norm?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I like, a lot. Shatner was on Colbert last night.

[Sam Morril]

Wow. He's been to the moon four times.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

So Shatner just doesn't like you.

[Joel McHale]

Well.

[Mark Normand]

And then did you trash him on the Soup or something?

[Joel McHale]

I don't. Oh, the soup. No, we. I was like. I was. I'm gonna burp this kombucha hippie burp. It's like stalker. I was confused because there's been people that were offended. And I was like, okay. Yeah. All right. Well, we showed that clip of you and. But I couldn't fit. We had no. I don't know if I had made fun of his friend or something like that, but. Unexplainable. And then three years ago, I hosted the. It's like the Sci Fi Awards in. It's called the Saturn Awards in la and quit bragging. Well, I can't help but. Yeah. And he was there and I was like, here we go.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And this is probably where he's. And then he walked up and he was like, hey, Joel, how are you? And I was like, I can't keep track of anything. This had an awards. Pound for Pound. The. One of the best award shows. It is.

[Mark Normand]

I thought you're going to say the fattest attendees.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

Pound for pound. The fattest.

[Joel McHale]

Pound for pound. Like this muscle mass. But the. If you look at the list of people that are there.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, look at that here.

[Joel McHale]

It is insane.

[Sam Morril]

Really?

[Joel McHale]

Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Cage.

[Mark Normand]

And Are you a big sci fi guy?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I mean, I like a lot of stuff, but sure, I love sci Fi, but. But everybody stays like, Kevin Feige sits in the front row.

[Sam Morril]

Jesus.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, it's a good time.

[Mark Normand]

And how is. So you do a monologue and what.

[Joel McHale]

I did like a dance and then I play a couple inch. Yeah, I just do a molog. And then. Yeah, there's James Cameron.

[Sam Morril]

Wow. Spielberg. I mean, this is a who's who of Nerdville.

[Joel McHale]

And it's in a. It's in an airport ballroom, literally across the street from the Burbank Airport.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, interesting.

[Joel McHale]

It's a pope. Yeah. It's good times.

[Sam Morril]

Wow, that's fun.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, It's. As the paycheck, it's not a lot. Quarter million.

[Sam Morril]

With like.

[Joel McHale]

But I always, you know, I just make sure it's in cash.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. There's all these wacky awards. There's webbies and the porn awards. There's a million award shows. It's always a. I know Bill Hicks.

[Mark Normand]

Hosted the adult Film awards.

[Sam Morril]

Is that right?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Mark Normand]

There's that clip where he's like. I don't know how else to say this, but thanks for coming.

[Sam Morril]

Hey, Greg Fitzsimmons had the great joke. He goes, what was it? Oh, I'm gonna it up. I saw Ron Jeremy at the gas station. We said hi to each other, and then when he was done, he took the nozzle out and sprayed it all over the car.

[Mark Normand]

That's great. Remember when Ron Jeremy was in the crow show we did at the Cellar?

[Sam Morril]

Yes. Just passed out sleeping.

[Mark Normand]

Mark's just mid sentence. He looks over, goes, is that Ron Jeremy asleep? And the crowd just fucking lost it. Then he woke up.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Oh, there he is.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, isn't he in prison for rape now?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Damn.

[Sam Morril]

Yes, the hedgehog.

[Mark Normand]

Why don't you AI search what Ron Jeremy's up to?

[Joel McHale]

1990.

[Mark Normand]

He's got a house in Calabasas.

[Joel McHale]

Why does it look like Bill Hicks was playing that? Looked like he was in a rock show in 1962.

[Sam Morril]

He's doing Elvis. Yeah. What they have. Look at the camera work back then. Chris Rock famously got asked to do the video. What do you call it? Adult Video Awards. And he said, no. And then later he got Madagascar. And his agent said, if you had done the award show for the porno, they would have given you this.

[Mark Normand]

So better paycheck.

[Sam Morril]

Better paycheck.

[Joel McHale]

They would have given you Madagascar.

[Sam Morril]

He's saying they wouldn't have if he had done the porn awards.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Fitzsimmons ain't voicing the car.

[Sam Morril]

No, those days are over.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. He does not look holy.

[Sam Morril]

That's our Googler. Look at that. Same guy.

[Mark Normand]

Porn stars do not age well.

[Sam Morril]

He wasn't looking good in his heyday.

[Mark Normand]

I know, but that.

[Joel McHale]

But at least he's wearing the mask.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, my God. Look at him.

[Sam Morril]

Jesus.

[Joel McHale]

Are we even sure that's not him on the left?

[Sam Morril]

That looks like a Dune character. My God. I thought it looked like a incompetent.

[Joel McHale]

Like, Predator after being.

[Sam Morril]

Well, you got the Predator part right.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, hey. Wow.

[Sam Morril]

Thank you.

[Joel McHale]

That was crazy. How was our show in 2009.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, it was the highlight of my life. But it was great. You sold it out. It was a treat for a young open micr. I got to do a full house at Caroline's and meet you and it was. It was great. You were nice enough to talk with me. This. There's some headliners out there who are like, get out of the green room, you peasant. Fuck you. Kill yourself.

[Joel McHale]

I'm not gonna ask for names, but who does that?

[Sam Morril]

Ah, Rodney. No, people do it. I don't want to speak out of school, but.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah, but you guys did pee urinal to urinal. And Mark said he was a fan and you just stared at him.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, but it was like a five minute stare.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And we fell in love.

[Sam Morril]

But did you start in stand up or did you start in acting?

[Joel McHale]

No, I did a lot of acting and improv in Seattle.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, Seattle.

[Joel McHale]

And I really didn't start doing stand up until after the Soup started. I mean, I was doing stage stuff, but until I had this agent that was like, if you, if you get your friends together and go do shows around the country.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Host shows, you'll make money.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And I was like, okay, why not? And that's where I. Yeah, I was lucky because it. Well, it was a two edged sword because it was a crowd that knew me. And then, you know, when the soup stopped, I realized quickly. Or when I would go into crowds that didn't know the show, I was like, oh, none of these jokes work right.

[Sam Morril]

They got to know you trouble.

[Joel McHale]

And so then I bombed a lot. It was great. And then now I've gotten it all back. No, it was probably good for your.

[Mark Normand]

Development that you bombed a lot, you know?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, it was great. I loved it. Helped my ego. Yeah. But it taught. Yeah, it did teach me, you know? You know, those things go. They're real learning experiences.

[Sam Morril]

Sure. Did you enjoy it at all or was it. Was it like, ah, we got to do this bullshit now, get the paycheck?

[Joel McHale]

No, I, I love attention.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Joel McHale]

I like it and I like being on stage. And so I'm a. Yeah, full extrovert. So I. Wow. I'm like, let's. I get energy from people looking at me.

[Sam Morril]

Well, you pulled it out. I mean, it was a. It was a good show.

[Joel McHale]

And. Oh, no, that was. No, that was. Yeah, that was good times, though. I knew that.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, you had a real hour together. It was like, you know, had a beginning, a middle and end. It was a through line. It was good.

[Joel McHale]

It was good times.

[Sam Morril]

Good Times.

[Joel McHale]

And now that club is gone. What happened?

[Sam Morril]

Ron Jeremy went in there. No, it was just. It was too big. The rents went up. It's in the middle of Times Square. It just didn't work.

[Mark Normand]

It was also. It's also a weird time where, like, not like. I feel like a lot of big comics would play rooms like that. And then those big comics were like, I'll just do a fucking theater.

[Sam Morril]

Right. Good point.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

I mean, I love that club coming up.

[Sam Morril]

We spent a lot of hours there. A lot of meals.

[Joel McHale]

Where. A lot of shows going out. The Cellar.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, Two tonight there.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I'll be. I'll see you there.

[Sam Morril]

All right. You want to pop in?

[Joel McHale]

I'll be flying on an airplane.

[Sam Morril]

Ah.

[Joel McHale]

To Sweden to join.

[Sam Morril]

You were at the Diddy party.

[Joel McHale]

I'm going to have that freak off.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

When you. How long was the soup on?

[Joel McHale]

12 years.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Mark Normand]

Are you serious?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. That's all started in 2004.

[Sam Morril]

Did you ever get shit? Because, I mean, you're zinging Hollywood.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, well, they would. It was going way back, but the. The. Our goal was let the clips speak for themselves. And not because you could say everybody is dumb and everybody's crazy, but if you. If you let the clip be the thing. Be the thing that hang. So if they got mad at us and be like, well, this was what you did on camera. But people tried and stop us. A couple folks.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Tyra Banks didn't like it when we wanted her, and she's a her. King World at that point was a huge distribution company threatened. But at that point, the president of Eve was really cool and he was like, you have to go all you have to put, you know? Yeah. And I was like, how does she.

[Mark Normand]

Try to stop a joke?

[Joel McHale]

Oh. By King World saying, we are not gonna allow E to use any footage from any King World show.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, got it.

[Joel McHale]

And we just kind of laid off for a little bit and then went back to it.

[Sam Morril]

Hell, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

That's like the Kardashians. When they first started, we were making fun of them, and then Kris Jenner would call, and then the president would call and be like, can you.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

Lay off for a week? And I'd be like, yeah. And then I'd lay off for a week and then. Then make fun of them again.

[Mark Normand]

Do you ever run in any.

[Joel McHale]

And it never worked out for them.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Do I run into the Kardashians?

[Mark Normand]

I mean, any of these people who.

[Sam Morril]

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[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Through. Over the year. Like, I see. Yeah, like RuPaul. We used to make fun of that show all the time.

[Sam Morril]

Sure.

[Joel McHale]

But that show was extremely different. And.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Joel McHale]

But he. He would come on the show, so we often would. So we were trying to. Like, we're celebrating how insane television is and not just this sucks. This sucks. We never. It wasn't. We weren't ever trying to go, this is stupid or sucks.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Just kind of going, here's something nuts.

[Sam Morril]

And yes. And you highlight it.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. So, yeah, no, I. No one's taking a swing at me.

[Sam Morril]

All right.

[Joel McHale]

But most reality stars, way back when, they were like, thank you for that clip.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, wow.

[Mark Normand]

I mean, yeah, they're on reality tv. They want attention.

[Sam Morril]

Right.

[Joel McHale]

It's all good news.

[Sam Morril]

It's a brilliant show because this one TV got real wacky, like reality shows and all this stuff. So you got to just shine a light on it.

[Joel McHale]

And there was. It was much less polished. It's when they figured out, oh, we can make this tiny little show. And it's going to get as huge ratings as. Yeah, any.

[Sam Morril]

And cheap.

[Joel McHale]

So like something like Flavor Flav shows.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, gold mine.

[Joel McHale]

Those don't really. They're not. They don't have the same. I know. Like Love island now is basically people just. But yeah, but got to get on that flavor. Like the Whitney Houston show being Bobby Brown.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

That would never, ever happen today because.

[Mark Normand]

What was that show? I don't even remember that.

[Joel McHale]

It was just Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston being cameras following them. And they were clearly High the whole time.

[Mark Normand]

Damned.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah. And then the. What was the other one? What's the tits? Anna Cole Smith.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Which is her being high. Then you had the. The Osbornes, which is Ozzy being fucking checked.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, Osborne's was the original.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it was a while. And then the car. I like the Kardashians. Put out a sex tape. But they're like, hey, easy with the jokes. You put out a sex tape, you're blowing a guy and you're worried about my. My Yucca Mops here. Yuck.

[Joel McHale]

Yes. Hey, my Yakum Ups. Yeah, and they obviously.

[Mark Normand]

But. Yeah, but the. The fucking on tape helped them.

[Sam Morril]

That's true.

[Mark Normand]

You know it's true.

[Sam Morril]

But I'm sure I. Being on the soup doesn't hurt you.

[Joel McHale]

Paris Hilton. Yeah, that was. Yeah, but that was leaked by her boyfriend, Tommy Lee. Not. Wait, Paris Hilton.

[Sam Morril]

Well, he had a sex tape, I'm saying.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah, you're just naming names.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, I'm just doing sex tapes now.

[Mark Normand]

Ilya Kazan over here. So many takes, so many names.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, but that's a.

[Joel McHale]

Those are going way back.

[Sam Morril]

That's the ideal show. I would as a comic. I mean, that was pre Tosh point zero. I mean, it's really a perfect show for a comedian.

[Joel McHale]

And ridiculousness is still on.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Still going.

[Sam Morril]

That's the kid version.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Have they tried to reboot the Soup again without you or.

[Joel McHale]

No, they did, but it was during COVID hit and it's really funny. Comic named Jade and she.

[Sam Morril]

It Catapretta.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, yeah. Right. And really nice. And. But yeah, I mean, it. We were on the air for a year before anybody watched the show.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

E was very kind and let us kind of marinate and get better. And so we didn't. So we were. It was basically a year before anybody started watching the show and we were so lucky because of that. And. And then we tried it on Netflix and after two seasons they canceled that. But that. Yeah. But now, you know, YouTube clips and any clip.

[Sam Morril]

Exactly.

[Joel McHale]

TikTok or Instagram instantly. And so it's. All the jokes have been made. Unless you're doing it instantly or that night.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Was it. Was it a daily. It was it every night? Right.

[Joel McHale]

It was weekly.

[Mark Normand]

Weekly.

[Joel McHale]

So we would save them up and then Friday night and then pray there wasn't a mass shooting in the news.

[Sam Morril]

Right, right.

[Joel McHale]

Which happened a lot.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

It's such a funny reaction. Like A. Like 14 kids get killed. You're like, now I can't make a Paris Hilton.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, well, yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, it's good times.

[Mark Normand]

But I remember watching it, like, back. Way back in the day, and being shocked that it was good, because I was like. It was so no frills in the setup.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, this is gonna. This is like rinky dink. But then you're like, oh, but that's part of the charm.

[Sam Morril]

Yes. Then the jokes were good.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

That was one of the reasons why we were on for a year without anybody doing anything because it was so cheap.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

It was a camera and us. And that was.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, wasn't it Kinnear before you.

[Joel McHale]

Kinnear and then John Henson.

[Sam Morril]

Hence, years with the. With the gray streak.

[Joel McHale]

Hal Sparks. And then.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

Tyler.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

Guest hosts in there. But Aisha did it for a few years and then stopped in 2002.

[Sam Morril]

And then you jumped in.

[Joel McHale]

And then in 2004, they wanted to reboot it, but they didn't want to call it the Soup. They were like, we don't want it to be Talk Soup. And they called it the what The Awards. So the show was called the what? The Awards, which is a terrible name.

[Mark Normand]

To get a name that works.

[Sam Morril]

I know.

[Mark Normand]

Like a brand.

[Joel McHale]

Well. And the new president came in and went, like, this terrible name. Change it to Talk Soup. Or Soup, I think he named it. And that. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Damn, what a run. Where the hell.

[Joel McHale]

Those were the days, guys. It's going way back.

[Sam Morril]

Well, you got to admit, that was a lot easier light lifting than a sitcom.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, well, yeah. There's a lot less flawless camera moves.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you had a five o' clock shadow, a loose tie.

[Joel McHale]

It's just me stumbling through teleprompter.

[Sam Morril]

Right.

[Joel McHale]

Clips and getting those. Getting that. The gathering of the clips and the producers, how hard they worked and the joke writing and. And the number of people that helped put it together were. It was. That was a big effort.

[Sam Morril]

Of course.

[Joel McHale]

They were great, and I was so lucky.

[Sam Morril]

And now you're doing the 1% club. Thank you. The game show, which. That's a fun gig.

[Joel McHale]

That's just a promo. That's the promo one. Can we play it? Sure. Yeah. All right.

[Sam Morril]

Hey, look at that.

[Joel McHale]

That's me.

[Sam Morril]

What a hunk.

[Joel McHale]

First look. See what I did there? That was percentage here. Yeah. All right. Poop and toots and not fart. This is my biggest win. Here's how you play the game. You are asked a question, and if you get it right, you get to answer another question. 50% of the people we pulled answered that correctly. If you got that wrong. Welcome to the Dumb house. There's a house for dumb people.

[Mark Normand]

So. Yeah, Jim Jeffries hosts this version in Australia.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Jim's our buddy. That's. Yeah, it's a huge hit in Australia.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah, man. And England, it was Lee Mack, I believe, did the original.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, but yeah, we know our fucking 1% club.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's. It's B. It's BBC. I think it's their property.

[Sam Morril]

I thought it was a show about Epstein's Island. Just come off the name.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, that's. Yeah, we're. That's where.

[Sam Morril]

That's Love Island.

[Mark Normand]

What is that? Fox? Okay, cool.

[Joel McHale]

And then it's on Hulu the next day.

[Sam Morril]

Hell yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, nice.

[Joel McHale]

I know that you guys are going to cancel your sets to watch it.

[Mark Normand]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

Well, I got it on Teemu. What's it called? TiVo.

[Joel McHale]

Teemu.

[Sam Morril]

TiVo.

[Mark Normand]

I'm gonna watch it on Mubi.

[Sam Morril]

I don't watch it on Tubi or Paramount. Plus whatever.

[Joel McHale]

The gutter is still a company.

[Mark Normand]

I don't know. We should look this up.

[Sam Morril]

They had a good run.

[Mark Normand]

Sweet.

[Joel McHale]

They did. They changed everything.

[Sam Morril]

They changed everything.

[Joel McHale]

And then people went, wait, we don't need a separate company. We'll just put them on all of the cable boxes.

[Mark Normand]

I do miss the.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah, that was big, dude.

[Mark Normand]

We watched Norman and I at a festival years ago in our hotel room in Vancouver. Watched Ted together.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Fucking great in that movie.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, my God, Ted.

[Joel McHale]

Geez. Thank you.

[Mark Normand]

You're so funny in that.

[Joel McHale]

It. That Seth MacFarlane let me.

[Mark Normand]

He let you cook?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, he let me make a lot of jokes.

[Sam Morril]

He's a brilliant guy.

[Mark Normand]

You're a great villain.

[Joel McHale]

Is a brilliant guy. Thank you. Yeah, he's one of the funnier people that's ever lived.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And he was shooting that because they were the bear technology and all that. And. Oh, yeah, hearing him, he was just like, I don't know if this is going to work.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

And then it really worked.

[Sam Morril]

The output on that guy. It's like Family Guy, then American dad, then Ted.

[Mark Normand]

Dude, the TV show is great.

[Sam Morril]

Ted, the TV show.

[Joel McHale]

I watched it all. It was great.

[Mark Normand]

I loved it.

[Sam Morril]

He had that cowboy movie. He does those musical episodes with like song and dance chorus. It's incredible.

[Joel McHale]

In la, he books this, like, dinner restaurant where he sings all night.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

He's got an album. He's got numerous albums out. Yeah, he's. He's.

[Mark Normand]

How does that work with the bears? You just hear his. Is his voice just doing it and there's. Yeah, that's so he's in the room with you?

[Joel McHale]

He's in the room and directing. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty impressive.

[Sam Morril]

It really is.

[Joel McHale]

And he's really kind. He's super cool.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And a billionaire.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Yeah. I heard his parties are unreal.

[Joel McHale]

They're great.

[Sam Morril]

You've been to a few freak offs?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, pretty great.

[Sam Morril]

Wow. Yeah, I'd love to go one of those parties. Oh, well, not the. Not the freak off. I mean the Seth dude.

[Mark Normand]

We already interpreted it.

[Sam Morril]

All right, bring on the baby oil. I'll. I'll bring it.

[Joel McHale]

Gave up immediately. Well, fine. That's it.

[Sam Morril]

Byob.

[Mark Normand]

What was the process for auditioning for a movie like that?

[Joel McHale]

Well, they gave me a phone call.

[Mark Normand]

They just called you and said you're.

[Joel McHale]

In and said, would you like to do this movie?

[Sam Morril]

Whoa.

[Mark Normand]

That's pretty cool.

[Sam Morril]

That's great.

[Joel McHale]

Can you guys do the whoa again?

[Sam Morril]

Whoa. We're big Joey Lawrence fans.

[Joel McHale]

Well, I'd already. That was. Was during community and so they knew.

[Mark Normand]

You could be kind of a fun dick.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I played a lot and then, you know, the Soup. I was a fun dick.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And. And thank God for Seth McFarland. And Wahlberg was really. I mean, they were all great. It was really fun. Set and Mark Walber. Let me make fun of him right to his face.

[Sam Morril]

I love it.

[Joel McHale]

And I'd be like, hey, squirt, let's go. And I was like, I'm gonna be killed.

[Sam Morril]

He's a shorter guy. You're a tall man.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

He's got to be what, five, eight?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, but his biceps, they're big. I think I have big biceps. And then I'm like, fucking, hey.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, he's a beefcake.

[Joel McHale]

He wakes up at.

[Mark Normand]

It doesn't look fun.

[Joel McHale]

No. I want to wake up at 12:30 in the morning.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Joel McHale]

Work out for six hours, play two rounds of golf.

[Sam Morril]

And he's like 60.

[Mark Normand]

And then like, you see his thing, he's like, I gotta pray for 20 minutes. I'm like, I need those 20 minutes. I don't know. Like. Yeah, the Sauna, the pump. 4:30am, wake up.

[Sam Morril]

No, thanks.

[Joel McHale]

Why not sleep till 10 and if you're. And do it until 7 at night.

[Sam Morril]

Yep. Well, they go to bed at 5, these people. That's the only way you can wake up at 4 in the morning.

[Joel McHale]

Radio show.

[Mark Normand]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Look at that. That's insane.

[Joel McHale]

That's insane.

[Sam Morril]

Well, pull up is Calvin Klein.

[Joel McHale]

You think about, like, movies. He's done. He's been able to do the thing where he can do, you know, an action movie, but then do like the Fighter or. Yeah, the Wes Anderson movie. And Oscar winning that in Boogie Nights.

[Mark Normand]

I mean, I was incredible.

[Joel McHale]

That was an Oscar winning performance.

[Sam Morril]

Unbelievable.

[Mark Normand]

That movie's like, it's. It's funny for how depressing it is. It's so rewatchable.

[Sam Morril]

And funny too.

[Mark Normand]

So fun too.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it's a blast.

[Mark Normand]

The first half, that rise.

[Sam Morril]

Yes. And then the fireworks scene with. Was it Alfred Molina? Oh, the tension is unbelievable.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, good.

[Sam Morril]

So good.

[Mark Normand]

But also just the rise where he's like, you know, he's winning all the awards.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

The soundtrack where he's like, we all got to do better, you know, Fucking.

[Sam Morril]

Crazy Graham Roller Girl.

[Joel McHale]

She was great.

[Mark Normand]

I mean, John C. Reilly, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[Sam Morril]

I think we have a new PTA coming out.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Movie. I don't know.

[Mark Normand]

Leo, dude.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, now is that. Is that the dream? To be in some, like, high echelon films or you, like, just riding the game show train?

[Joel McHale]

We were just talking about my films.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, Ted, I'm talking about. I'm not talking filth.

[Joel McHale]

That is a.

[Sam Morril]

That's a low brow comedy. That's tv. I'm talking about Paul Thomas, Martin Scorsese, Tarantino.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. When you want to play like Nolan.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I've been in. I've been in all their movies.

[Mark Normand]

What?

[Sam Morril]

Pull them up.

[Joel McHale]

I haven't been.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah. Who's like. Who's like someone you would kill to work with? Kill. Yeah, murder.

[Joel McHale]

David Lean, man. He did Lawrence of Arabia.

[Sam Morril]

That's a great film.

[Joel McHale]

I'm up. I'm game for anything.

[Sam Morril]

The guy's doing the one percent club.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I mean, I'm. Yeah, if. If Spielberg's calling, I'm.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, you're picking up.

[Joel McHale]

He hasn't called.

[Sam Morril]

He'll call, call.

[Mark Normand]

He listens. He likes his pod.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, really?

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

What's his favorite episode?

[Sam Morril]

He liked the one Simon Rex where you talk about Schindler's List.

[Joel McHale]

Hey, Simon Rex. Yeah, he did that Red Rock Rocket. That was great.

[Mark Normand]

He crushed it, dude.

[Joel McHale]

I mean, it was. That should have gotten.

[Mark Normand]

He should have gotten it.

[Joel McHale]

He should have gotten an Oscar. Just like Adam Sandler for Uncut Gems.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, my God. No respect for comedian, that thing.

[Joel McHale]

What's happening? Is that our time?

[Sam Morril]

Spielberg's calling.

[Joel McHale]

Huh?

[Sam Morril]

Hold on. That's why that's here. That's the Spielberg phone.

[Joel McHale]

Yes, I'll hold for Mr. Spielberg.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. What was that? Groundlings training?

[Joel McHale]

Well, it's not really.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Joel McHale]

1941.

[Sam Morril]

You guys aren't ready, but your kids are gonna love it.

[Mark Normand]

You got any. You got any wrecks? You got any movie wrecks?

[Joel McHale]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

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[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

The new Adam Sandler movie, Spaceman.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, really great.

[Joel McHale]

It is.

[Sam Morril]

Forgot about that.

[Joel McHale]

Totally different. And I can't recommend it enough. Wow.

[Sam Morril]

I'm in.

[Joel McHale]

Really great. And he needs to. Well, he should be nominated for that too.

[Mark Normand]

He's the best.

[Sam Morril]

He is.

[Joel McHale]

He really is that movie. And it's that, you know, like, wow. Like in the Martian where it's such a good movie. And when you realize what's happening, it's like, it's just Matt Damon alone in every scene, like, looking at computers, doing little things. And you're like, I'm engaged. I wanna. I'm watching every second. And this movie is. Well, it's also in space, but there's just these little things and it's really fun.

[Sam Morril]

I'm in.

[Joel McHale]

Great. I recommend it.

[Sam Morril]

I love it.

[Joel McHale]

Recommended love. I also think that he. He. There's. He's. There's nobody like him. I mean, I was like, mark Wahlberg is something that. They can.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Dance in these two different worlds and, and do it as well as anybody that's ever lived. Thank you. I'm trying to get another job.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, well, his drama. I mean, Punch Drunk Love, Uncut gems.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, he's great.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

He can do it all.

[Mark Normand]

English.

[Joel McHale]

Watch Bangladesh. It's from a wise ways ago, but called Slow west with Michael Fassbender.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, write that one down. Oh, yeah, Yeah, I love it.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

I love a Western.

[Joel McHale]

And you see Rotten Tomatoes coming back.

[Sam Morril]

They are.

[Joel McHale]

They have come back.

[Sam Morril]

They've been back.

[Mark Normand]

Like, they've been back.

[Joel McHale]

But this was during the non come. This is how many years ago? 2015. So.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, they've been back.

[Mark Normand]

But I feel like they went away for like a long time.

[Sam Morril]

Big time.

[Joel McHale]

They did because Hollywood was like, well, the western is dead because sci fi has replaced the western. And that was bull. And then come, you know, Covid.

[Sam Morril]

Yep.

[Joel McHale]

And the most. The three most popular things, if you had said. If you had said in 2015, in five years, there'd be a worldwide pandemic and the biggest star on the planet would be Kevin Costner starring in a western soap opera.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

That's what turned me into a Republican dude.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, and they're trying to take this white guy's land.

[Sam Morril]

This is bullshit.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. But then you'd be like, oh, and there's what else is popular? It's this Korean language murder game show. If you had told an executive this, they'd be like, I don't think so. What else? Oh, it's this documentary about a guy that has a private tiger zoo and Right on methamphetamine and a murderer. And it was like, well, yeah, I don't think that's any. That's never going to be. And all those things were true.

[Sam Morril]

It's all unpredictable. Yeah, you're right. But that's what America like. We go, we've seen a million of this. Oh, what's this Korean game show thing? Let's try that.

[Mark Normand]

You brought up Yellowstone. It's like, you know, hell or high water. I was like, oh, this.

[Joel McHale]

Like, it's one of the greatest.

[Mark Normand]

I think it's one of the best movies of the last amazing five years.

[Joel McHale]

So good. And when they're saying goodbye to his mom, like in the. I was. Oh, good lord.

[Mark Normand]

It's. That's like one. It's like a bank robbery, like kind of heist western movie. It's like it does everything.

[Joel McHale]

Like it does the perfectly. Like it is Brian De Palma level. Like during the action stuff.

[Sam Morril]

It is like, yes.

[Joel McHale]

How is this gonna go down?

[Mark Normand]

Dude, Scarface was on TV the other day and I just. And I just. I was just like, I haven't seen this movie since a kid. And I was just like, this is like trashy fun as. It's so ridiculous. I love it.

[Joel McHale]

The Presence. I liked that movie.

[Sam Morril]

Pull that up.

[Mark Normand]

I don't know it.

[Sam Morril]

These are great wrecks.

[Joel McHale]

It's the Steven Soderbergh horror film that came out last year.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, geez.

[Joel McHale]

Great.

[Mark Normand]

Great.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, he's good.

[Joel McHale]

Yes. Did you like my Steven Soderbergh movie?

[Mark Normand]

What was that? The Informant.

[Sam Morril]

Yes, I got it.

[Mark Normand]

Who else is in that? Tom Papa.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, every. Yeah, I was.

[Mark Normand]

That was a good movie.

[Sam Morril]

That was a good movie. Good movie.

[Joel McHale]

There's another one where Matt Damon should have gotten a nomination for that.

[Mark Normand]

Give a guy.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And then he did Invictus. I'm doing it for free. He did a rugby movie right after.

[Sam Morril]

That and he did that was it. Courage Under Fire. What was that one where he lost £8 million?

[Joel McHale]

That was. Oh, yeah. Meg Ryan and Denzel Washington.

[Sam Morril]

Yes, it is. Is it? Oh, yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Not the greatest title of all time, but sure. Really?

[Mark Normand]

That's a bad title.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, that put him on. Him and the Machinist. Everybody had to get skinny once. Yeah. Christian Bale did the Machinist where he lost 8 million.

[Mark Normand]

I got a good movie. Rashi, please. I just watched this movie over the weekend. I was just flipping through. I couldn't find something to watch, but. Blue Rune. Have you seen this?

[Joel McHale]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Mark Normand]

It's insane.

[Joel McHale]

It's so good.

[Mark Normand]

It's like a low budget, awesome revenge movie. It's. It's so good.

[Joel McHale]

Great.

[Sam Morril]

Blue.

[Joel McHale]

That actor in it is. What's that? Um, he's so.

[Mark Normand]

Pull it up.

[Joel McHale]

This it.

[Sam Morril]

The blue room.

[Joel McHale]

Is that.

[Mark Normand]

Ruin.

[Sam Morril]

Oh. Oh, Ruin.

[Joel McHale]

He's also. What's his name? I'm so. That's terrible.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, get his name.

[Joel McHale]

I'm sorry.

[Sam Morril]

What the hell is this?

[Joel McHale]

He's a very nice man too. Macon Blair. So he's in.

[Mark Normand]

It's awesome.

[Joel McHale]

He's also a good, great director. And then. Have you seen Green Room?

[Mark Normand]

No, but I've had that locked up for next.

[Joel McHale]

It was the same director, one of the greatest.

[Mark Normand]

That actor who died.

[Joel McHale]

Yes, really good actor. Jeremy Solomon there. He just came out with that. Another movie this year that's getting all this recognition. That Green Room is one of the greatest. Look, Patrick Stewart is a white supremacist. It's about a punk band that gets booked into a white supremacist bar.

[Sam Morril]

I'm in.

[Joel McHale]

And then they're stuck in the green room.

[Mark Normand]

Get me out of here.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. One presenter. They spend part of the time going, like, what the gig is this?

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

They just said that they would.

[Sam Morril]

Holy. What a premise. All right.

[Mark Normand]

They're not really responding to my observational humor.

[Sam Morril]

They don't like my.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, Rebel Ridge. That's Saunders new movie.

[Sam Morril]

Okay, great.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, no, I'm pumped to die.

[Joel McHale]

That. That actor.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Blue Rune.

[Sam Morril]

Dude, I'm gonna watch it.

[Mark Normand]

Sick. It's gonna finish another round too.

[Sam Morril]

I know. I gotta finish another round.

[Joel McHale]

Was one of my favorite movies.

[Mark Normand]

Which one's it?

[Sam Morril]

Pull it up. Pull up.

[Joel McHale]

Riders of Justice.

[Mark Normand]

Movie geek out says, I love it.

[Joel McHale]

This is. I love Googling with you guys.

[Sam Morril]

It's fun. Google.

[Joel McHale]

All right, so it's a terrible name. It's a Swedish movie.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Same thing with Matt Smith.

[Mark Normand]

But Ashton Kutcher's in it.

[Joel McHale]

It's. Don't play the. Don't. Don't. Don't play it. Don't.

[Sam Morril]

I don't want to know anything, but it's awesome.

[Mark Normand]

Can you guys. Can you make a list of these guys?

[Joel McHale]

All you. But that movie is so great.

[Sam Morril]

Can we get the premise? Loose plot.

[Joel McHale]

Okay. It's about this. They have this rehearsal space and they were like, we should Make a musical. Okay. No, it's not.

[Mark Normand]

We're open minded, folks.

[Joel McHale]

I'll just say it's a revenge movie.

[Sam Morril]

All right, all right, all right.

[Joel McHale]

So the guy, the Another round guy who also made that movie with Matt Smickles and they made a movie called the Hunt. The Hunt, wow, that's a good one. And that movie. That movie. It's not. Well, also the Hunt with Betty Galphin is great.

[Mark Normand]

The Hunt is like cancel culture before cancel culture.

[Sam Morril]

Really?

[Mark Normand]

It's good.

[Joel McHale]

Are so high in that. In the Mads Mikkelsen. Yeah, that movie. It is.

[Mark Normand]

He's awesome.

[Joel McHale]

You. You start watching that movie like, okay, what's. And then there's the moment you're like, oh my. Really hard to. There are things they're doing in this movie. I'm like, you could never make this in America.

[Sam Morril]

Really?

[Mark Normand]

They know we don't think it would.

[Joel McHale]

Never be able to be.

[Mark Normand]

Well, they just remade that movie. Speak no Evil.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, America.

[Mark Normand]

And they look that's like the darkest fucking movie ever. But they just remade it with James McAvoy. And I like the remake, but it was a different ending tone. It completely changed the ending.

[Sam Morril]

God.

[Joel McHale]

Did you like to talk to me?

[Sam Morril]

I've heard great things.

[Joel McHale]

Oh, and I thought it's called Talk to the Ham.

[Mark Normand]

That's.

[Sam Morril]

That's.

[Mark Normand]

Well, that's like.

[Joel McHale]

You can see Talk to the Ham.

[Sam Morril]

Hilarious.

[Mark Normand]

I saw this because Dana Gould just hits me with movie Rex all the time and I just trust his taste. He knows I'm not a big horror guy, but he's like, still watch this. And I was like, yeah, it was pretty good. I'm just not a huge horror guy.

[Joel McHale]

But you get scared for real.

[Mark Normand]

I just. It's just not. I just don't like being like. I don't like that feel.

[Joel McHale]

But if it wasn't jump scare and.

[Mark Normand]

It was just thrills, I can do like thriller.

[Sam Morril]

I like a thriller.

[Mark Normand]

But yeah, horrors. I. And I know like, it's a. It's a blind spot for me with movies. I don't like the class.

[Sam Morril]

I don't love it either. Yeah, that's no character derelict. It's all about the fear more than the plot.

[Mark Normand]

I like, like the great. Like there's some great horrors.

[Sam Morril]

Well, there's great ones, don't get me wrong.

[Joel McHale]

But you can have character development and be terrified.

[Mark Normand]

But I love Carrie. I love.

[Sam Morril]

I love Carrie.

[Mark Normand]

Love Psycho.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Love Shining. I love classics. You know, I don't a lot of character.

[Sam Morril]

I don't like Saw. I hate Saw.

[Mark Normand]

I hate that.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Joel McHale]

That's good torture porn. Like. All right.

[Sam Morril]

Hostile. Not for me.

[Joel McHale]

No. I mean either.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

They would like to work with me.

[Sam Morril]

Sure.

[Mark Normand]

Sure. You would be a good murderer. I could see you pulling it up late.

[Joel McHale]

Murderers.

[Mark Normand]

In what movie were you murderer?

[Joel McHale]

Assassination Nation.

[Sam Morril]

Pull it up.

[Joel McHale]

It didn't do well at the box office, but it's good title. Yeah, is. But I had a great time.

[Sam Morril]

Ah. You see pre White guilt. Now let me.

[Joel McHale]

During the White guilt.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, okay. Well, I got a movie wreck. I'm gonna change gears here. Hey, 74. Nothing to see. Is that.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Okay. Female lead. I don't care for that. But wow.

[Joel McHale]

All right. Here we go.

[Sam Morril]

Just joking. But Peewee Herman. Doc.

[Joel McHale]

I hear it.

[Sam Morril]

Oh my God. I was a tear jerker. He's great. Paul Rubins. I watched this. I was obsessed with Peewee as a kid. And the movie tells you all you want to know. All the behind the scenes. HBO incredible. It's a two parter. Couldn't put it down.

[Joel McHale]

High road. You right now. Please. I was friends with him.

[Sam Morril]

Get the fuck out of here. Paul Rubens was.

[Mark Normand]

I heard he was the coolest dude.

[Joel McHale]

The coolest.

[Mark Normand]

He really got fucked over that.

[Sam Morril]

He got fucked.

[Joel McHale]

He did.

[Sam Morril]

He talks about that's all in there.

[Joel McHale]

He's so. Yeah, we did. We did Wheel of Fortune together.

[Sam Morril]

Whoa.

[Joel McHale]

There we are. That's.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, shit.

[Joel McHale]

That was.

[Sam Morril]

That was good.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, that was poof. That was 10 years ago.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Joel McHale]

He was so. And funny man.

[Sam Morril]

So funny. So talent. He's just funny. In the face to face interview. He's funny and charming and really interesting guy. Takes over the whole thing and remember him in blow? Yes.

[Mark Normand]

Derek for real.

[Sam Morril]

Dude, look.

[Joel McHale]

The. What?

[Mark Normand]

Derek for Real.

[Sam Morril]

That was his name? Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And he had. He did that thing which was like. You could see that like the stress that like this as more cocaine was coming in. Like stress blows.

[Mark Normand]

Kind of underrated.

[Sam Morril]

I love.

[Joel McHale]

Yes. I think it gets because of the ending. Because the ending is so real. Like, yeah, he went to jail.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And never came out.

[Sam Morril]

That's a true story.

[Joel McHale]

It's just like. Like a lot of these high level cocaine dealers, they just never. They just go to jail. Their life is ruined. And then. Then people are like, well, the ending is like. It's true.

[Sam Morril]

It's true.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. You wanted a feel good drug smuggling movie.

[Joel McHale]

You're like, guys, we did it.

[Sam Morril]

We did it.

[Mark Normand]

No, it's Ray Liotta. Great cast too.

[Sam Morril]

Oh yeah. Penelope Cruz.

[Joel McHale]

You have any fond memories about Paul? You'd like to Share like something you did together. Paul Rubens. What did I say? Yeah. Paulie. Oh, Paul Rubens. Yeah. Paulie Shore. I have fond memories of him.

[Sam Morril]

The weeds.

[Joel McHale]

Fond memories. He's Whenever we would text and chat. And one time we were going to this party and he was like, can I call you? I wanna we talk about what we're gonna wear? I'm like, okay, yeah. And then I'll be like, hon, I'm just gonna talk to Paul Rubens here. Someone just pee out asparagus, it says.

[Sam Morril]

I got a whiff myself.

[Mark Normand]

What is it?

[Sam Morril]

They're cooking.

[Joel McHale]

They're steaming vegetables for hours.

[Sam Morril]

Came through the vent. Wow, that is pungent.

[Mark Normand]

Doesn't smell bad.

[Joel McHale]

We're gonna die.

[Sam Morril]

I'd eat it.

[Joel McHale]

You would?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. I need that by most things.

[Joel McHale]

You want to run up there and.

[Sam Morril]

Go, Sure, I would love to, but.

[Mark Normand]

I'm an easy eater. I'll eat anything.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah, but anything.

[Mark Normand]

Almost anything. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

You call it. You name it, I'll eat it. Wait. I had a thing about Paul Rubens. Oh, he got screwed twice. He did the. The jerk off in the theater. That was the big news. And then he cleared himself of that finally. It took 10 years to get over it. Therapy. He was depressed. Then they said he had child porn. And that one didn't get as much buzz. But he beat it in court to the magazine. But he beat it in court. But he got the child porn charge. And it was because they found one. He had all this gay porn. He was a homosexual, man. But they found his gay porn. And one, the guy looked kind of young, but he was 18 or something, so it was fine.

[Mark Normand]

Damn.

[Sam Morril]

But yeah, poor guy had a rough. The back half was rough.

[Mark Normand]

He's also like, aren't. I mean, I've never been to one of those movie theaters, but isn't that what people do in those theaters? Don't they just jerk off in there?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, I guess. But when you got a guy named Pee Wee and he's a celebrity. I don't know.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Joel McHale]

I don't know theaters exist anymore.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, it's funny. Watch. I watch all those old that happened to New York movies.

[Sam Morril]

Fred Willard. Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

Really?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Holy Fred Willard.

[Joel McHale]

Damn.

[Sam Morril]

You want to go, hey, man, get a laptop. Also dead.

[Mark Normand]

It's also the people you least suspect. Like. Yeah, you say Fred Willard. I think he said like Andy Dick or something.

[Sam Morril]

Well, he did. It wouldn't even make the news. Yeah, like, yeah, it's a Tuesday.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

But yeah, Fred Willard's the man.

[Mark Normand]

He was great.

[Joel McHale]

Very nice man.

[Mark Normand]

Dude, do. You knew him too?

[Joel McHale]

I did.

[Mark Normand]

Damn.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

What a run.

[Joel McHale]

He was on Community.

[Sam Morril]

Whoa.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

You had great guest stars on.

[Sam Morril]

You did.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

You had John Oliver on there. He was a character, I guess, on him. Yeah. Star.

[Joel McHale]

But yeah. Yeah. And he's. Yeah. Jack Black came on.

[Mark Normand]

That's right.

[Sam Morril]

And Donald Glover. Genius.

[Joel McHale]

Genius.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, the music, the acting, the stand up. Yeah, he's got it all.

[Joel McHale]

The writing, the candy store of talent.

[Sam Morril]

He is.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, he's there.

[Mark Normand]

You guys are still buddies?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. I mean, flying home on his jet right now.

[Sam Morril]

Whoa.

[Joel McHale]

No, tell me. No, he's just the nicest man.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

So talented. It's crazy. And he's the funniest guy you've ever.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

I mean, his. His stand up was great.

[Sam Morril]

Great stand up and.

[Joel McHale]

Doesn't have to.

[Sam Morril]

Doesn't do it now I know he doesn't have to.

[Joel McHale]

I think I'll fill up Sofi for just the music.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. He started. We started together and he was blowing up. He was, like, writing 30 Rock episodes while we were at open mics and all this.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And he was so. Couldn't have been nicer. He was always nice to me. I was way beneath him. And he was always sweet and generous. He had a show in Queens. He'd put us all on it. He was great.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Man is. I love him.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Good egg.

[Joel McHale]

I would. I would love to be with him. All right.

[Sam Morril]

Not great shirtless. I'll say. When he did this Is America or whatever, that song that went crazy viral. All right, let's take it all back.

[Joel McHale]

Wow.

[Sam Morril]

Pull that video up, though. He didn't look great. There it is in the bottom left.

[Mark Normand]

Everyone to look like Ja Rule.

[Sam Morril]

I guess so. That's not. That's not impressive to me.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, you got to get in the weight room a little bit.

[Sam Morril]

I'm just saying, if you're doing a shirtless music video that's gonna go bananas viral, you gotta maybe want a little definition.

[Joel McHale]

All right, well, I mean, I was just nitpicking about one of the.

[Mark Normand]

He looks good there.

[Sam Morril]

Yes. He's got it in him. He can do it.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Yeah. He looks pretty good, even. Yeah. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, you're clearly on Ozempic.

[Joel McHale]

Thank you.

[Sam Morril]

Look. I mean, look at that. That's hgh. That's what we call Doughey.

[Joel McHale]

I got the full Joe Rogan.

[Sam Morril]

A little alpha brain. Now. Can I ask a weird question that you're not gonna like, or should we just wrap it up? We can always edit Go weird. So I'm 41.

[Joel McHale]

Uh huh.

[Sam Morril]

And I am gonna do the, the hair.

[Joel McHale]

Touch me. When you said sorry, it's gonna be a weird question.

[Sam Morril]

You touched my shoulder, he touched my leg.

[Joel McHale]

No, tell me the weird question.

[Sam Morril]

All right, so I'm doing. I'm gonna do the hair transplant. I. Why weird? Well, we have the Internet. We can see Kimmel, we can see Seth MacFarlane. Everybody, everybody. And your hair looks amazing.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I'm fully bald. This is.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Okay. I didn't, I didn't want to broach it. Four. Four.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. I did it way back when when it was a strip, which was painful. Yeah, don't do the strip.

[Sam Morril]

Okay. Plucking the back of the hair. Strip. You're talking.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Well, now they pluck it from the whole back section and it's a miracle.

[Sam Morril]

Really?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, it's great.

[Sam Morril]

Can I get. Now can I get your guy?

[Joel McHale]

Parsa mohibi.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, shout out.

[Joel McHale]

E, A, R, S I moh. It should come up.

[Mark Normand]

Where is your guy?

[Sam Morril]

In la?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

What about everyone going to. Are you gonna go to Turkey?

[Sam Morril]

A lot of people go to Turkey, but I'm not doing.

[Joel McHale]

Sure. I can get you a guy, A name of a guy in Turkey, but just make sure you. Because if somebody's like, I'll do it for $3,000, then you don't.

[Sam Morril]

You would do that? I know I would do it. I would get my ball hair.

[Joel McHale]

You get what you pay for.

[Sam Morril]

So, so how. I mean, you, you make a lot more money than I. I make a.

[Joel McHale]

Lot more money than you. So, like, it's not even close.

[Sam Morril]

So what do we, what do we. Can I get a ballpark?

[Joel McHale]

A thousand dollars? It might have gone up.

[Sam Morril]

All right. All right. For the rest of your hair. For the rest of your life. I think that's worth it.

[Joel McHale]

It is. And it's your hair.

[Mark Normand]

Why do you have to do it four times, though?

[Joel McHale]

Well, because if you keep going, you're still not gonna. You're still going bald. So that hair is still falling out, but the hair that you put there is growing.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, but it's.

[Joel McHale]

You'll still thin because the hair that was going to fall out is going to fall out out.

[Sam Morril]

Right.

[Joel McHale]

That's why you have to.

[Sam Morril]

Wow. How's the recovery? I'm a busy man. I got pods to do. I got big stars to it. Suck up.

[Mark Normand]

You're gonna have a bouncy towel on your head.

[Sam Morril]

Turban.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. They send you home with Tylenol.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. If you shave your head, it goes Faster.

[Sam Morril]

I want to do that.

[Joel McHale]

You'll be fine.

[Sam Morril]

Let me talk about this, huh?

[Joel McHale]

We talk about this real quick. This is the female version. This is Kris Kardashian. That's her face today.

[Sam Morril]

Okay, There's a new facelift.

[Mark Normand]

That's her.

[Joel McHale]

That's not her daughter.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, she looks good. We're talking about hair here. How did we get to this?

[Mark Normand]

It's a female version.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, okay.

[Joel McHale]

You look at his hairline.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, boy. He's been here a while trying to get it on.

[Sam Morril]

Hair. That's gonna be more than 10k.

[Joel McHale]

That's. Yeah, look at that.

[Mark Normand]

That's insane.

[Joel McHale]

But also, he looks great lighting.

[Sam Morril]

I like an older broad, though. I think the left. I would still go down.

[Mark Normand]

I'm with you, dude. We don't need a. We don't need to fight God this hard.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, it's gonna be the name of my.

[Mark Normand]

That's not a bad name.

[Joel McHale]

Dr. Joel McHale fighting God, I think.

[Mark Normand]

Do you think he needs it? I mean, let's see.

[Joel McHale]

Let's pull your.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, Well, I mean, I got the power alleys. No joke.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. And you're thinning on top, so. Yeah, you gotta.

[Sam Morril]

There you go. So I'm gonna do it.

[Joel McHale]

You're a 54 year old man. You should do it. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

But I'm worried about the rep. Can't recommend it enough.

[Sam Morril]

Do you do the ball cap for a while? Is that the move?

[Joel McHale]

No baseball hats.

[Sam Morril]

That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'll go.

[Joel McHale]

I think you said bald cap.

[Sam Morril]

No, why would I get. That's what I'm trying.

[Joel McHale]

Move to be like ball cap.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, maybe I'll go Yamaka.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Go to the Halloween store. Grab yourself a Professor X.

[Joel McHale]

Go get a consultation.

[Sam Morril]

I will.

[Joel McHale]

The weight is like a year and a half.

[Sam Morril]

I know. Now I know. Well, why can't we cure this with a pill? Like we got every. We have boner pill. We can't get a hair.

[Mark Normand]

Go to Turkey.

[Sam Morril]

There's.

[Joel McHale]

Do a gig on that.

[Mark Normand]

Then you'll get beheaded. You'll lose your whole head.

[Joel McHale]

They really are still working on like trying to unlock the DNA. But they thought that was going to be solved 15 years.

[Sam Morril]

They really did. And I did too. I was like, here we go.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, but you watch old movies and they're like, well, flying cars in no time. It's like the movies from like 84.

[Sam Morril]

Right, right.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Who would have thought that Demolition man would be the.

[Mark Normand]

Who thought that'd be wrong?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Although it got some shit right. They they have President Schwarzenegger. He was governor.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, Idiocracy got everything.

[Sam Morril]

Right. That's true. All right.

[Joel McHale]

Right.

[Mark Normand]

Demolition Man's pretty fun, too.

[Joel McHale]

It is. No, there's a bunch of things in it. They got. Right.

[Sam Morril]

Three seashells.

[Joel McHale]

If you type in what did Demolition man predict about the future.

[Mark Normand]

But go to the news, dude. Okay.

[Joel McHale]

The news about Demolition man self driving cars. Voice activated voice.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, that's good. Video conferencing.

[Joel McHale]

Rise of Taco Bell.

[Sam Morril]

Taco Bell cantina taking over the world.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, they're get drunk at Taco Bell, dude.

[Sam Morril]

That's true. They got margaritas.

[Mark Normand]

Any. Any pet peeves, guys.

[Sam Morril]

That's part of the show.

[Joel McHale]

Because it is.

[Mark Normand]

The fans will love you if you.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, I had one locked.

[Mark Normand]

I got, I got.

[Joel McHale]

It was quite a transition. Anyway, Demolition Man, I got one.

[Sam Morril]

While you're pulling it up. We do peeves on every show. So that didn't come out of left field, but people who get hair transplants but won't admit it. No, no. How about this? Yeah, the guy who goes touch your.

[Joel McHale]

Shoulder when they start a question off.

[Sam Morril]

Sorry.

[Mark Normand]

It's actually a good.

[Sam Morril]

No, no, touch is worse. I'm not going to touch your leg unless you want me to. Thank you. I don't mind. Touch me. I'm immune now.

[Joel McHale]

When you say touch me, then it's like, oh, boy.

[Sam Morril]

So I, you know, I do gigs. I'm a comedian, and we do gigs every weekend all over the country. I had a gig in Rochester. It's a seven hour drive.

[Mark Normand]

Ooh, I already know where you're going.

[Sam Morril]

Now. My opener does. He hates flying, so he's like, you know, if you drive there, it's seven hours, but you fly. You got to get to the airport an hour early. You got to be at the airport, then the flight's an hour, then you got to land at the airport, then you got to get an Uber, then you got to get to the hotel. It comes out to about seven hours.

[Mark Normand]

No, it does.

[Sam Morril]

And I'm like, it's a 44 minute flight. LaGuardia is 20 minutes from my house. You're crazy. But he does the whole, like, if you drive and fly. This guy Raj. But he was like, yeah, if you drive and fly, it's kind of the same pet peeve. The peeve is the guy who bullshit you about because he'd rather drive. So he's doing the who an hour flight plus a seven hour drive. They're pretty much the same. When you refactor all the Ubers in. And they're getting there an hour early. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. That's my.

[Mark Normand]

I will say.

[Joel McHale]

Okay.

[Mark Normand]

I hate that fucking. I did that. I have a, like, a long been my act right now about a flight that I thought was gonna go down on my way to Rochester.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

And it was literally like the night before, Jim Norton was like, I fucking hate that little plane.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

And of course, the next day, the plane just starts shaking the truck. And it was one of those. It was the worst flight of my life.

[Sam Morril]

It's a bad flight, but.

[Mark Normand]

But I. I relate to this peeve, dude. They just want what they want.

[Sam Morril]

That's what it is. Just tell me that. Yeah, don't give me the. It's the same time.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Just go. I'm afraid of flying.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

And I would prefer to drive.

[Sam Morril]

Yes, that's fine.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And I'll go. Okay, you drive, I'll fly. How about that?

[Mark Normand]

Is that what happened?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. And I got there and I was like, I'm in my hotel jerking off. And he's like, I got four hours to go.

[Mark Normand]

Exactly.

[Sam Morril]

I'll see you in hell.

[Joel McHale]

Wait, so wait. Did you drive or fly?

[Sam Morril]

I flew.

[Joel McHale]

All right.

[Mark Normand]

And he drew.

[Sam Morril]

And he drew. He drew. Drew now. All right, what you got?

[Mark Normand]

I got a few. Pete. I got one. People with insanely tight phone windows. You remember that friend who calls you and you get like, five missed calls and you're like, oh, shit. And then you call them back and then they don't answer and they, like, call you back at like, 1am Right? And you're like, what kind of fucking phone schedule am I working with?

[Sam Morril]

He called you on his window. Yes, but that wasn't your window.

[Mark Normand]

Not my window. But, like, I'm around now. I hate the aggressive. The five missed calls.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

I was like, oh, I just didn't. I wouldn't have my phone on me.

[Sam Morril]

Then you call back, and then I call back.

[Mark Normand]

They're gone for like seven hours. I hate that shit.

[Sam Morril]

What is he, like a longshoreman?

[Mark Normand]

I don't know.

[Sam Morril]

A phone in seven hours.

[Mark Normand]

It's a pee.

[Joel McHale]

It's definitely me.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, there you go.

[Joel McHale]

But I don't call five times. I call once and then I'm like, ah.

[Mark Normand]

But the LA thing I've noticed is you guys, because you're always driving. You're the voice memo people.

[Joel McHale]

Nothing better than a voice.

[Mark Normand]

I hate a voice.

[Joel McHale]

I love a voice memo because I don't have to.

[Mark Normand]

Another words in a text to you and a Voice memo. It's another.

[Joel McHale]

Love it.

[Sam Morril]

It's almost too much. Dilly Dally, too. It's like, what was that thing I wanted to tell you? You're like, oh, give me the text.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

When I see a night, then I.

[Joel McHale]

Gotta sit there and spell it out, right?

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Joel McHale]

None of that.

[Mark Normand]

I get why you do it, but it's. It's. It's a New York.

[Joel McHale]

Like, how you think it's a. Like, New York does not do that.

[Mark Normand]

No.

[Sam Morril]

He does it all the time, and it's infuriate.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's inf. Infectious.

[Sam Morril]

If you have an idea. If you're like, I got a new idea for this show I wanted to throw at you. Here it is. That's. I get inflection sometimes.

[Joel McHale]

Effects. Needs inflection.

[Sam Morril]

That's true. That's true.

[Mark Normand]

I like it. I'd rather just do a call.

[Sam Morril]

I'd rather do a call as well, but you might not have a window.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I forget the call. The text I hate is, are you gonna jump on this zoom or what?

[Sam Morril]

Ooh.

[Joel McHale]

Because I forgot. I've clearly forgot.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, that's a bad tag. Or, where are you?

[Mark Normand]

Yes, where are you? I've hit you with some of those.

[Sam Morril]

You can.

[Joel McHale]

I hate it when I leave my iPad on a helicopter.

[Sam Morril]

Hate it. All right.

[Joel McHale]

And I gotta call the place.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, yeah. You know, why are people choppering more?

[Joel McHale]

I don't know if they are.

[Sam Morril]

I feel like we should be choppering more. There's very few choppers.

[Mark Normand]

I want a chopper.

[Joel McHale]

Like, they're everywhere. They're all over New York.

[Sam Morril]

Well, why can't we take choppers? I'm saying, like, you can get.

[Joel McHale]

You don't have the money.

[Sam Morril]

Ah, that's a good point.

[Mark Normand]

You could take it to, like, jfk. They do that thing.

[Sam Morril]

They. They. Blade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blade is big. It's a. It's a grand even.

[Joel McHale]

No.

[Sam Morril]

To do Blade. I think. I believe so. Oh, Columbia Library. All right, that's not good.

[Joel McHale]

Here's my last.

[Sam Morril]

That's my peeve.

[Joel McHale]

Movie previews. I hate them. Oh. When I see a movie, like, oh, it starts at 1:35. I'm like, I will walk in at 2:00.

[Sam Morril]

That's true.

[Mark Normand]

Do you call to make sure?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, no, I don't even call. I just like. I know there's gonna be half hour of. I was like, I'm no interest.

[Mark Normand]

Do you still go to the theater a lot?

[Joel McHale]

I like. I like. Yeah, I like going to a movie when I can, but I hate. I hate watching previews.

[Sam Morril]

And interesting.

[Joel McHale]

I was like, don't show me exactly what. I was like, all right. That movie explained that three minutes explained everything in the movie.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Joel McHale]

Then you go to that movie, like, show me what I. Exactly what I want it.

[Sam Morril]

Right.

[Joel McHale]

I don't want. I want to be surprised.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, that's a good piece.

[Mark Normand]

That's a good peeve. Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

It's like a James Bond where they're like, well, here's all the gadgets, and here's all the stuff he's going to do, and here's the villain, and here's how it ends. And I was like, I don't want it. Just.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, yeah. As a kid, I loved him, but that was pre Internet. So you're like, what the hell is this new movie coming out? Oh, my God. You would never know about it otherwise.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. There's no YouTube.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. But now I love the trailer. Now I'm with you, though. Now it's like they're literally 40 minutes, apparently.

[Mark Normand]

And you're gonna see it on YouTube or Twitter or something.

[Joel McHale]

And then there are the people that love it. So good for them.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

All right, I gotta go, guys. I gotta go to the airport.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, sorry. Geez. Chopper.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

All right.

[Mark Normand]

The 1% club on Fox. Check it out.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Joel McHale]

Yes. And then touring, too. Right now I'm doing a show. A few shows in August and September.

[Mark Normand]

Nice.

[Joel McHale]

In the Northwest.

[Mark Normand]

Go to Joe McKinley website and check them out.

[Joel McHale]

Look at you guys.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

This is our tour dates.

[Joel McHale]

Look at you guys. You're everywhere.

[Sam Morril]

We're moving and shaking.

[Joel McHale]

That's some money.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Well, dude, it's great to see you, man.

[Joel McHale]

Well, thank you, guys.

[Sam Morril]

Thanks for popping in. That was a good chat.

[Mark Normand]

Red Bank, New Jersey, on July 12th. Count Basie Theater, the Wilbur in Boston. August 7th. Irvine Improv, August 24th through 20. Or 22nd through 24th, rather. Next week, I'm in Oklahoma City at Bricktown Comedy Club. Then I'm in Vegas. Yeah. Is that the next one? Vegas, September 19th at the Venetian. Never done that one. Looking forward to it. Rochester Comedy at the Carlson, the 25th through 27th. Doing some clubs to tighten it up. And then Chicago theater, October 4th. That's a big one. October 5th, I'm in Winnipeg at a casino. Looking forward to that. November 14th through 16th. Just added these wise guys in Salt Lake City, Utah, one of my favorite clubs. And December 4th, Carnegie Motherfucking Hall.

[Joel McHale]

Whoa.

[Mark Normand]

Tickets, baby. That's big Marcus. Where are you gonna be, brother?

[Sam Morril]

Yo, I'm all over the road. We're trying to shoot a special in the fall, so we're gonna be.

[Mark Normand]

Where are you shooting?

[Sam Morril]

I think I'm shooting in Denver.

[Mark Normand]

Paramount.

[Sam Morril]

No, no. I'm going off the beaten path.

[Mark Normand]

What do you think?

[Sam Morril]

It's this place in Boulder.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, I like that.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah. All right. It's been. People have been using it to film a lot and.

[Mark Normand]

How big? A bigger venue?

[Sam Morril]

I think it's a thousand. So we're doing two of them. So I'm going to try to get in two. I love it, but I have a backup plan. If I don't get it there, I'm going to get it in D.C. at the Lincoln.

[Mark Normand]

I think. I think two is plenty these days.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Mark Normand]

I think we kill ourselves.

[Joel McHale]

What?

[Mark Normand]

You can't get into.

[Joel McHale]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

No, you're. I hope you're right.

[Mark Normand]

You just get pickups if you fuck something up.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Okay. So I'm at the. Oh, wait, this is June 13th.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

This comes out this week. Yeah, but that's Friday. Oopsie. Thank you. Wausau, Wisconsin, at the Grand Theater. Then Green Bay, Wisconsin. Then Eugene, Oregon. San Jose, California. The Melody Tent in Cape Cod. Very excited about that. It's not selling. I'm at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, then Parks Casino in Bensalem, Phil, Pennsylvania. Then we're off to New Zealand, Australia. We're adding shows in Melbourne, Sydney and Adelaide. So come on out to Australia. Haven't been out there in, I don't know, two years. Then we're off to the Hamptons and Calgary with Adam Ray. We're doing the Great Outdoors Festival. You did that. I think it's fun. Fun. Vegas at the Palazzo. And then Dallas, Texas, for a quite a nine. I love Daily. That's where I'm really going to polish that hour.

[Mark Normand]

You hate it.

[Sam Morril]

I know. I can't wait to hate it. Akron, Dayton, Halifax and Ottawa.

[Mark Normand]

Love it. And guys, buy Bodega cat [e-mail].

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

If you want it in your liquor store. Dm. The Instagram account.

[Sam Morril]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

You know, hit us up Bodega cat whiskey on Instagram, throw them a follow and.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

And yeah, if you want us in your liquor store, we're working on it, man. So get it going. You guys are the best. So thanks for.

[Sam Morril]

Listen, give out Matt Herman's email. They want to text him or email him directly.

[Mark Normand]

What's his email?

[Sam Morril]

I think it's Matt Herman.

[Joel McHale]

Description.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, can I plug something? Oh, I'm hosting a game show now.

[Mark Normand]

Whoa.

[Sam Morril]

Okay.

[Joel McHale]

It's called.

[Sam Morril]

That sounds right. Ah, I like the title. I love it.

[Joel McHale]

Be fun.

[Sam Morril]

Just give it a shot. Give it a shot.

[Mark Normand]

Can people find it? YouTube and what's it's called? What's it called?

[Joel McHale]

That sounds right.

[Mark Normand]

That Sounds right. With Matt Herman. All right. I mean, Matt Peters. What the. There's too many Mads in this.

[Sam Morril]

I know.

[Mark Normand]

Seven mats and then email. So watch Matt Peter's new show. And then we got Matt Herman. Matt at the streamline lab dot com.

[Sam Morril]

The streamline lab dot com.

[Mark Normand]

Matt@thestreamline lab dot com. If you want bodega cat whiskey at your bar, please hit them up. Because we're making a lot of moves here in New York City.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

We'd like to make some moves in your state.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Your bar, your liquor store. Make it happen. I mean, it feels good. I'll run into people. I was at a bar the other night, Shout out Shade in the West Village.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, I love Shade.

[Mark Normand]

Popped into Shade, and the bartender looks at me, goes, I'm guessing you want a bodega cat whiskey. And I said, yes, I do.

[Sam Morril]

Hell yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Manhattan drinks.

[Sam Morril]

How great is that?

[Mark Normand]

Great night. Shout out Shade in the West Village. Great little bar classic.

[Sam Morril]

They were at the Comedy Store on the menu.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's right. The Sunset Boulevardier at the Comedy Store. You know, we love Boulevardier. It's the Comedy Store. Shout out Comedy Store for serving a little. We got on the menu before in the lineup.

[Sam Morril]

I'll take it very Rodney.

[Mark Normand]

I'll tell you.

[Sam Morril]

On the menu for the lineup.

[Mark Normand]

I'm honored. I'm honored that they're serving our stuff.

[Sam Morril]

Me too.

[Mark Normand]

Can't wait to pull up to the Comedy Store next time in LA and drink one.

[Sam Morril]

Definitely.

[Mark Normand]

Sunset Boulevarde. I love the title.

[Sam Morril]

Great title. Great club. Great time to be alive. We'll see you all in hell. Thank you, Joel McHale. Thank you, drunks. Praise Allah. Sunday's the day for my next bender.

[Joel McHale]

A bit of piva recipe. You know, the beer Jew's close.

[Sam Morril]

I've had a little too much bourbon and Norman's talking shit about the fucking poke.

[Joel McHale]

And I get down in the same way.

[Sam Morril]

Up on the roof like a cops coming and naked.

[Joel McHale]

Samuel is feeling dangerous.

[Sam Morril]

I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans.

[Joel McHale]

This woman doesn't look like I remember her. And I get down in the same way.

[Sam Morril]

We might be true.