Podcast Summary: We Might Be Drunk – Episode 237: Dolph Lundgren

Introduction

In Episode 237 of We Might Be Drunk, hosts Sam Morril and Mark Normand dive into a lively conversation filled with comedy insights, celebrity anecdotes, and candid discussions. The episode features a special guest appearance by the legendary actor Dolph Lundgren, adding a unique dimension to the comedic dialogue.

Recent Experiences at The Cellar

Mark Normand and Sam Morril kick off the episode by recounting their recent night out at The Cellar, a popular NYC venue.

• Meeting Adam Sandler:
  Sam Morril shares his excitement about bumping into Adam Sandler at The Cellar.
  Sam Morril [00:39]: "I bump into Liz. She goes, Adam Sandler's here. And I go, holy shit. The Sandman. Happy Gilmore, Billy Mays. Here we go."

• Impressions of Sandler:
  Mark Normand comments on Sandler's extensive resume and approachable demeanor.
  Mark Normand [00:56]: "You feel like a celebrity. He just feels like a regular dude."

Celebrity Encounters: Carl Anthony Towns

The hosts transition to discussing their encounter with NBA star Karl-Anthony Towns.

• Interaction at The Cellar:
  Mark recounts introducing Towns to the hosts and their ensuing conversation.
  Mark Normand [03:13]: "We start chatting. He goes, old fashioned is my favorite drink. And looking at the menu, he's looking at the menu and he goes, and bodega cat is in it."

• Humorous Banter:
  Sam and Mark engage in playful jokes about the situation, highlighting the relaxed atmosphere.
  Sam Morril [04:24]: "And he went on and did new stuff. It was awesome."

Host Banter and Comedy Bits

Sam and Mark engage in their trademark comedic banter, touching on various humorous topics.

• Armpit Hair and Personal Preferences:
  They humorously debate preferences about armpit hair, blending observational comedy with personal anecdotes.
  Mark Normand [08:22]: "Not a fan of the armpit hair on women."

• Gay Bar Experiences:
  The conversation shifts to experiences in gay bars, with jokes about inclusivity and societal norms.
  Sam Morril [07:58]: "I don't mind. At night, I'll sweat it all out, you know, just get out of the pool, go in the shower."

Stand-Up Comedy Discussions

The hosts delve into humor derived from popular sitcoms and animated shows.

• Seinfeld and Family Guy Porn Parodies:
  They joke about the absurdity of fictional porn versions of classic shows.
  Mark Normand [15:44]: "The gang bang. Hello, Newman. It's great."

• The Simpsons and Animated Show References:
  Sam reminisces about iconic scenes and characters, blending nostalgia with comedy.
  Sam Morril [17:25]: "Maggie, what are we doing?"

Interview with Dolph Lundgren

The highlight of the episode is an in-depth conversation with Dolph Lundgren, exploring his illustrious career and personal experiences.

• Early Career and Bond Movie Debut: Dolph shares his initial foray into acting, including his role in the Bond film "A View to a Kill."
  Dolph Lundgren [39:58]: "I played... if you blink, you miss me. That was my debut."

• Rocky IV and Relationship with Sylvester Stallone:
  Discussing his iconic role as Ivan Drago, Dolph reflects on his training and camaraderie with Stallone.
  Dolph Lundgren [37:01]: "We were training twice a day, six days a week... we became friendly."

• Creed 2 and Career Evolution:
  He elaborates on his role in "Creed 2," highlighting the personal significance and character development.
  Dolph Lundgren [50:23]: "I had a chance to resolve it kind of in a good way... it felt personal."

• Expendables and Collaborative Projects:
  Dolph discusses his involvement in "The Expendables" series, emphasizing the fun and dynamic cast.
  Dolph Lundgren [55:08]: "It was a full cast because it's so many badass, killer cast."

• Script Writing and Future Projects:
  He reveals his passion for writing and his upcoming project "Broken Leash," inspired by real-life incidents.
  Dolph Lundgren [62:15]: "It's based on a Lady Gaga incident... it's a remake of that one of the Seventh Seal."

• Personal Anecdotes and Experiences:
  Dolph shares stories from his time in New York, Studio 54, and encounters with other celebrities like Andy Warhol.
  Dolph Lundgren [42:06]: "I realized him and Grace were good friends... he was an interesting guy, very friendly and smart."

Discussions on Liquor and Cocktails

The conversation naturally flows into discussions about liquor, cocktails, and creating drinks.

• Hard Cut Vodka:
  Dolph introduces his vodka brand, Hard Cut, discussing its high proof and potato-based composition.
  Dolph Lundgren [45:56]: "It's potato. Only about 11 to 3% of all vodkas in America are made from potato because it's American, from Idaho."

• Crafting a Martini:
  He demonstrates crafting a classic martini, highlighting the balance of flavors.
  Dolph Lundgren [46:39]: "So we're going to do three, seven and a half. It's a five to one martini, five parts vodka, one part vermouth."

• Taste and Preferences:
  The hosts express their appreciation for Hard Cut Vodka's smoothness and flavor profile.
  Mark Normand [48:10]: "Bodega. I lived in Spain for 10 years. I know bodegas."

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with light-hearted remarks and well-wishes from the hosts to their guest, Dolph Lundgren.

• Upcoming Shows and Farewell:
  Mark and Sam share their upcoming tour dates, encouraging listeners to attend their performances.
  Mark Normand [74:06]: "I nailed it like that. It's delicious."

• Final Cheers:
  The hosts toast to their collaboration with Dolph, celebrating the episode's success.
  Sam Morril [75:38]: "You're the man. You're the coolest."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Adam Sandler Encounter:
  Sam Morril [00:39]: "I bump into Liz. She goes, Adam Sandler's here. And I go, holy shit. The Sandman. Happy Gilmore, Billy Mays. Here we go."

• Dolph Lundgren on Rocky IV:
  Dolph Lundgren [37:01]: "We were training twice a day, six days a week... we became friendly."

• Hard Cut Vodka Introduction:
  Dolph Lundgren [45:56]: "It's potato. Only about 11 to 3% of all vodkas in America are made from potato because it's American, from Idaho."

• Closing Toast:
  Sam Morril [75:38]: "You're the man. You're the coolest."

Final Thoughts

Episode 237 of We Might Be Drunk offers a blend of comedic dialogue, personal stories, and an engaging interview with Dolph Lundgren. From memorable celebrity encounters to insightful discussions on acting and cocktail crafting, Sam Morril and Mark Normand create an entertaining and informative listening experience for comedy enthusiasts and fans alike.