Podcast Summary: We're Your Girls – "Highway (Basement) to Hell"

Episode Details:

• Title: Highway (Basement) to Hell
• Release Date: July 11, 2025
• Hosts: Taryn Delaney Smith & Tiffany Singleton
• Description: Taryn and Tiffany delve into personal anecdotes, humorous mishaps, and heartwarming moments, all while navigating life’s quirks and challenges in their historic farmhouse.

1. Personal Grooming and Waxing Woes (01:08 - 05:37)

The episode kicks off with Taryn and Tiffany discussing the challenges and humorous aspects of shaving and waxing. Taryn mentions her recently regrown arm hair, leading to a playful exchange about their different hair textures and experiences with waxing.

• Taryn (01:08): "My arm hair grew back."
• Tiffany (02:05): "We should do it together."

They delve into the specifics of ingrown hairs, particularly in the bikini line area, sharing their frustrations and contemplating laser treatments.

• Taryn (01:38): "It wasn't so bad. But my bikini line. Ingrown hair central."
• Tiffany (01:49): "We can't just walk into any clinic."

The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the often uncomfortable experience of waxing, with Tiffany bringing up the notorious "poop in the butt" topic.

• Tiffany (03:21): "You're really can't stand them."

2. Haunted House Chronicles: Dealing with Nocturnal Sounds (07:00 - 12:28)

Transitioning from grooming to ghostly tales, Taryn shares her fears about navigating her 200-year-old farmhouse at night. The hosts recount eerie noises and the unsettling feeling of being alone in a historic home.

• Taryn (07:09): "I am absolutely terrified of my house in the evening."
• Tiffany (07:35): "He's hot."

They discuss their strategies for handling late-night disturbances, emphasizing the role of their dog, Bruce, as a protector against unseen threats.

• Tully (10:36): "I can't walk around my house at night."

Taryn narrates a particularly spooky night where Bruce bravely ventures down the hall, adding a mix of fear and humor to the story.

• Taryn (11:28): "He bounces. I watch his tail disappear into the dark."

3. Managing Home Maintenance and Bird Mites (19:01 - 21:45)

The duo shifts focus to the maintenance challenges of their farmhouse, particularly dealing with invasive vines that have become a rodent highway and the resulting bird mite concerns.

• Taryn (19:18): "We have a bird nest, right, Morris?"
• Tiffany (20:00): "There’s five bird nests in there."

They describe the painstaking process of removing the vines delicately to preserve the stonework while battling their fears of potential infestations.

• Taryn (20:14): "We've just had to get rid of them."

4. Commuting and Undercover Cop Humor (13:41 - 17:55)

Taryn and Tiffany share their commuting routines, highlighting Taryn's drive into New York City and the unexpected encounters with undercover police officers.

• Taryn (13:41): "I saw undercover cops have taken it to a new level."
• Tiffany (14:22): "What the fuck?"

Their playful banter imagines themselves as an unconventional undercover team, complete with humorous scenarios involving hearses and extravagant outfits.

• Tiffany (16:57): "Do not engage."
• Taryn (15:38): "Hearse with the drapes flying in the wind."

5. Travel Plans: South of France and Beyoncé Concert (23:13 - 28:52)

The conversation turns to their upcoming travel adventures. Tiffany excitedly reveals her plans to attend a Beyoncé concert and a spontaneous trip to Hungary, while Taryn contemplates the feasibility of joining her friend.

• Tiffany (27:56): "Going to Budapest. $400 round trip."
• Taryn (28:04): "I cannot. I am not traveling. I bought a house, girl."

They discuss the logistics of last-minute bookings and the excitement of sharing travel experiences, reinforcing their strong friendship.

• Tiffany (27:35): "I didn't get to see Renaissance with her. So I'm like, oh, I'm obsessed with Beyoncé."

6. Friendship and Shared Mishaps (32:00 - 39:45)

Highlighting their deep friendship, Taryn and Tiffany recount funny stories about leaving personal items at each other's homes. These anecdotes showcase their neurodivergent traits and the humorous side of their close bond.

• Taryn (34:12): "She was like, girl, did you leave your contact lenses at my house?"
• Tiffany (35:14): "Entirely on a dime."

They laugh about accidentally leaving items like contact lenses and purses behind, emphasizing the lightheartedness and understanding that defines their friendship.

• Tiffany (35:14): "She was like, dog carrier. Like, what am I doing? Where am I going?"

7. Engaging with Listeners: Heartwarming Comments (46:02 - 49:33)

Towards the end of the episode, Taryn and Tiffany engage with heartfelt comments from their listeners. A particularly touching message from a listener named Minnie Kin, who lost her fiancé, underscores the impactful and supportive nature of their podcast.

• Minnie Kin’s Comment (46:47): "Your podcast makes me laugh even when life feels so bleak."
• Tiffany (46:54): "Minnie, thank you for this comment."

Taryn and Tiffany express their gratitude and reinforce the podcast’s mission to provide a safe and loving space for their audience.

• Taryn (49:36): "If you are listening to this right now because you want to have an escape and a laugh, I'm so glad we can do that for you."

8. Closing Thoughts and Reflections (49:35 - 50:06)

In their final moments, the hosts reflect on the importance of love, friendship, and resilience. They reiterate their commitment to being supportive "girls" for their listeners, wrapping up the episode with warmth and positivity.

• Taryn (49:35): "You're a superstar and you're so smart. We love you very much."
• Tiffany (49:35): "We’re your girls. Take what you need."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Taryn (01:38): "But my bikini line. Ingrown hair central."
• Tiffany (03:21): "You do it perfectly."
• Taryn (07:09): "I am absolutely terrified of my house in the evening."
• Tiffany (16:57): "Do not engage."
• Tiffany (27:35): "I'm obsessed with Beyoncé."
• Minnie Kin (46:47): "Your podcast makes me laugh even when life feels so bleak."
• Taryn (49:35): "We love you very much. All right, well, thanks so much, everyone."

Conclusion

In "Highway (Basement) to Hell," Taryn Delaney Smith and Tiffany Singleton blend humor, personal stories, and heartfelt moments to create an engaging and relatable episode. From the trials of waxing and haunted house antics to the joys of friendship and supporting listeners through tough times, the hosts encapsulate the essence of sisterhood and real talk that defines "We're Your Girls." This episode not only entertains but also offers comfort and connection, making it a valuable listen for anyone seeking laughter and genuine conversation.