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This episode is sponsored by who gives a crap? We love this product because they donate 50% of their profits to help everyone access clean water and toilets around the world. And it looks good in your bathroom. Diva. Go to whogivesacrap.org and use code WIG at checkout to save 20% on your first order of $38 or more. This works internationally too. For all you international divas, welcome to the stage Taryn Delaney Smith and Tiffany Singleton for where your girls. Sam, we'll get to it. This is. I'm sorry, we don't do this all the time. This is our first live show ever. No, I cannot cry. This is so sweet. Do it. Let them use you. Oh, let him use it. She's gonna do it. You're. No, I'm holding them back. That's okay. That's all right. That's all right. Put the fuck on your name. Anyway, this just. I am just so. This has really touched my heart. We were like, what if no one comes? We really thought that. We really were like, yeah, we gonna be on the stage by ourselves talking to our team, pretty much vibe. But we're wrong. We're wrong, we're wrong. Thank you all for being here. Really great. We also wanna say hi to the livestream divas because there's 200 of you. Hi. Hi. Is it this camera? Are they right in there? I think there's one there and one here, too. They're aerial. They're in the sky. Oh, hi, drone divas. Hi. I love that. And then we also want to thank our sponsor. Who gives a crap? Give a round for who gives a crap. If you take a look at your tables, your centerpieces are actually rolls of toilet paper. So this is how they deliver to your home. It's amazing. Hey, can they steal those? Can they take them? Like, the guests can take them? Somebody can take one. Yeah. But hey, if there's a fight over any toilet paper rolls, for legal reasons. We did not tell you to do that. We didn't say that. We did not say that. But I love it. You know, it is what it is. All right. Oh, and then, by the way, we have top hats going around if you want to input for Q and a M. That's gonna be a segment in the show. Yes. And they'll be at the bar. So when you have a moment to sneak over, you can submit your questions and then there's a chance that we'll answer it here on stage. It's gonna be great. Do not steal the top hats. They're from my personal collection. You think I'm playing, but I'm not. She's very serious. She's for real. Yeah. Hi, diva. Hi. How you doing? I'm good. Yeah. Go ahead, settle in, girl. Get your life right. Yeah, settle in. Settle on you. My heart's a flower. Is it? Yeah. We were talking backstage. We're like, are we. What are the nerves that we're feeling? Is this, like, excited nerves? Is this nervous nerves? I think it's more like joy nerves. Like, you don't know how to contain all of the excitement. Well. Cause I just feel like I don't know if other people that have platforms or that are. Have podcasts, whatever, Everybody. Okay, let's be real. Everyone is like, I love. I love our community. I love our account. Yeah, I've met that. I've met her so many times. Right. I mean, at the end of the day, for me, it really just comes down to the sister at all. It comes down to my. And I'm like, ma', am, you wouldn't walk over me if I was laying in the street. You would not piss on me if I was on fire. That's my favorite thing that you say, and that's crazy. Every time. Hey, wait, listen. I love it. I'm not naming any names. I'm just saying a little thing. Listen, we don't know that girl. I don't know her. I'm just saying. But I have to say. And that's why I'm hesitant to say it too much, because I don't want it to sound insincere. I feel like I'm in a room with my friends, and that is just so cool. And when we, like, read people's messages and comments and DMs, we have gotten so lucky. Like, really. I don't know. We don't, like. I don't want to, like, knock on wood. People are very kind. We don't have a ton of trolls or, like, people being mean. None, actually. It's kind of bananas. Yeah. Well, knock on wood again, girl. I haven't seen him. So there's a guy on the livestream who's like, now's my chance. He's ready. Twitter fingers are ready. We see you, buddy. So, yeah, I think that we've gotten so lucky there. I honestly don't know how we did that part. I couldn't tell you. I think so. This is also wild to me, the way in which we have created impact in other people's relationships. I don't think that when we created Podcast. We set out for it to be this really incredible moment for friends to come together every week and, like, watch and laugh. I think we thought about it, and that was certainly a lower end driver, but it is really a giant surprise to both of us. Like, the messages that we receive from people saying, like, this has brought me and my girlfriend. We have been friends for years and we haven't chatted in months. And this brought us back together. Like, this is the grounding for our new relationship. That means more than we can even say. No. And it's just us two carnies being silly. I think that's great. I think the women yearn for a silly, goofy time. Absolutely. Yeah. You're going here. I do. See, now, don't get me angry. Cause now I'm getting mad. I don't know. I just feel like we've been robbed of the silly, goofy time we have. We like a little goofy time. So settle in. Cause this is exactly what that is. A little goofy time. So wait, I don't know how many of you guys have drinks, but I feel like we should start off with a little toast. Do you guys have drinks? Who got a drink? Also, you know what? I can do it at the end. I want to make sure that we thank your servers. And I have the list. Y' all give me a second. Get your list. Go ahead. Cause we said we were gonna do this before we came out and we both forgot, so. Well, anyway, while y' all got me. How y' all doing? Good to see ya. Hanging in there. I don't care that you got it. Fire me. No, they can't do that. All right, here we go. You got it. This is really important to us. We wanna make sure we thank everyone. Taking care of you. All right, we're gonna thank Ann in the front of the house. Thank you, Ann. Thank you, Ann. We're gonna thank Eddie and Tim who are serving right now. Thanks, Eddie and Tim. And Andrew's behind the bar. Love you, Andrew. Thanks, Andrew. Octavia is running the livestream. Thanks, Octavia. And Jason. Jason, I don't know exactly what your job is, but I love you and you gave us the call to come out. That's Jason. Jason, you've been great. Thank you. All right. Good to see you, Jason. I did what I was supposed to do. Oh, we love Dennett. Hey, Dennis. Dennis. Yeah. Cause he's running the lights and the sound. And trace, too. Trace is in the booth. Yay. Back in the booth. Thanks, Trace. All right, thanks for your patience. Thanks, guys. Thank yous. Are important. All right. It's true. Well, y' all know I always propose a toast if you watch the show. I'm one to propose, but I never have anything prepared, so I wouldn't say that that has changed in this moment. So I'm gonna leave that to you. Oh, yeah. Give us something good, man. All right, well, cheers to all of my girls. My girls, my gays, my days. Amen. And all of the divas in between. Cheers to all of you for being part of our community. Thank you. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. I love you. Yeah, a big giant goat. You know what? Hell, yeah. Anyway, hell yeah. Down to business. I don't like the word knuckle. You know, that's a good place to start. Why don't you like the word knuckle? Tell me. Don't ask. I'm just letting you know. Okay. That's been on my mind all morning. I just hate the word knuckle. It's aggressive. I mean, knuckle. Knuckle. Stop. Like, you can only say it that way. You know, words that sound like what the thing is. Yeah, knuckle sounds like knuckle. Anyways, I didn't want to talk about that. I just wanted to mention it to you, and I didn't have a chance earlier. That's a fair place. Well, wait. How are you? What's new? We purposely waited to chat with each other so that we can organically have this moment. So get into it, girl. You go. You go first. I just talked about knuckles. Okay. What's going on? What's going on with me? I'm single again. I love that. That's where we're taking it. Cause that wasn't planned. I didn't mean to say that, but I know Olivia's like. What did you say? Olivia said. Wait, wait, no, wait. This is how Olivia's finding out? Yeah. That's new. That's exciting. Also, your man watching the livestream. This is how he's working out. He's surprised. Hate that you found out this. I'm totally kidding. We did not. This was definitely planned. Yeah, that's new. So I'm a girl about town again, which is fun, but my version of about town, like, we're just a diva. We're just having a good time. Not anything crazy, you know? We're having a good time now. I have to say, this isn't me trying to flex or anything. It's not a. I'm just saying, I've never dated in New York City. Yeah. So I get all of my experiences from you. Yeah. What is the dating pool like in New York City? Uh, I mean, apparently, it's not good. It's not great. My mom. That's my mom in the audience right here, actually. Hi, Mom. My mom says this thing that kills me. She says the dating pool is full of poo, poo and pee. Pee. And I could not agree more, Ma. The pool is full of poo and pee. But I hate to say it. I was in my. I don't hate to say this, actually. I know I always say I was in my man hating era for the longest time. Sure. I think I'm free from the man hating era. So I say that to say the men aren't trash. Like, I mean, thanks. Yeah. There's one guy, one man. Who's that? Please listen, ladies, don't forget about me. Who's that? I love it. I mean, yeah, the men aren't trash, but, you know, things are interesting out there. What did you say? Who was that? Did you say something funny? I heard a soft voice go. I did, too. I'm like, say it with your chest. Is that a. What was it? Is there a phantom in here? Some salmon Tett. It's a lie. Her experiences are not great. And that's okay, because we're gonna change that for you. Okay. I don't know how, but we're gonna make it. I was gonna say. What are we doing? I'm gonna say a prayer on your behalf. We'll take up a collection at the end of service that your dating life improves. This is now a dating seminar. It is. It's giving that. But, yeah, I mean, things are great. Like, the men are fun. New York City's fun. Like, dating isn't bad in New York. It's. It's an experience for sure. Like, I could imagine. Dating in New York is significantly different from dating in Idaho. No offense to Idahoans. Idahoans. Idahoans. Them hoes. Hey, hoes. I just think that, like, I feel like. Well, a couple things. One, it's just funny to me that all romantic films are based in New York, which made. We were led to believe. This is. How many movies have I been with. Hi. I bet you're wondering how I got here. My name's Jessica, and I'm in New York to find love. And she does that bag. She really finds it. So then we're left to believe. Oh, I'll find it, too. And I do think that we can. I sound so jaded. I think we can find love. You are gonna find love. And then we're gonna play this clip back at your wedding, and it'll be so cute and quirky. Aw, that was cute. That was cute. It's gonna be so cute. Okay, fine. You know, I say this all the time. My favorite, like, day of my life was your wedding. I loved Tiffany. That's so sweet. You know, I loved your wedding. I had this grandiose idea that I would have a massive wedding and that I wanted, like, 90,000 people. All these things. And Taryn had a relatively small wedding, and it was the most special and beautiful. Like, Tati's nodding. She was there. The most special and beautiful moment. Thank you. Ever. It was so thoughtful. So. Yes. You give me hope. One that. We had so much fun on our wedding day. Y' all did. Y' all did. And then. I don't give a fuck. I'm not scared to say this. On our wedding night, I watched Shrek. I was having a good time. You're so. Fuck it. All the pressure. All the pressure on women to like and. What are you gonna wear on your wedding night, ma'? Am? A onesie. I just spent so much money and so much time, period. Everybody had a great time. I entertained everyone. You did. So the least a girl can do is put on a soundtrack featuring the Counting Crows and Eddie Murphy. Correct the musical stylings of Eddie Murphy. And, you know, I love my husband. Why? I came into the honeymoon suite and he said, I'm gonna draw you a bath and I'll put on Shrek. Look at God. And I was like, thank you so much. And when I came out, he was asleep. Fabulous. I don't care. I don't care. I mean, God, they just expect women, like. And then on your wedding night, you have to. Have to what? You have to do. I want my heart rate low. I don't wanna do much. I'm not gonna do anything. Back in the old days when the mother's like. And there are certain duties you must fulfill with your husband. Us in the back. I know. Doing what? What duties? What were they up to? Uh. Anyway. Whatever. Anyways. But you know who's got the Dating Game figured out? Who? The New York City lesbians. Ooh, chum. There are lesbians? Yeah, yeah. Now, listen. No, Cause for real, two of my dearest, dearest closest friends, they're here in the audience tonight. I actually see one of them. God, she's stunning. I can't even look at her. Now, they are the most fascinating, exciting demographic in New York City right now. They're not talked about Enough. They're hot. They're hot, successful lesbians. And they live this fabulous life in this fabulous apartment. They'll call me at 2pm on Wednesday and go, boo. Where are you? Where are you? I'm working. Where are you? Well, I'm not working. We know that. But I'm like, wait, where are you? And they're like, we're at this. Oh, my God, you have to come. We're at this, like, amazing spot. It's called Fiddle Fart. And it's like. And you can hear in the background, two for you. And then, like, I'm driving home and she called me. She was like, babe. She was like, I see your location. You're three blocks from me. Just come through. I'm sweet. And I was like, oh, all right. I didn't know she was hanging out with exclusively gorgeous women. All of them stunning. They're all wearing jeans and a really cute white top. It's a cool thing. You'd actually be dressed perfectly. Do I fit in? And I come up and I'm like, oh, my God, I look like Wile E. Coyote. No, wait, what did you have on? I had a tank top on and my painting pants and my hair was all fucked up. I was like, well, actually, no, she was slicked back. But I had some fly aways. Give myself a little credit. I didn't look awful. Very casual. But you walk up to these beautiful, intimidating, fabulous women that are cultured and educated, witty. Oh, God. And they often. They're like, oh, hi, darling. And I'm like, hi. And I sit down and I get introduced to everyone who's all extraordinarily interesting. This is so and so. And she just flew in from Milan because she's in charge of a fireworks display there that does the fireworks for all of the Lionsgate films. And it really be that specific. And you're like, damn, that's amazing. And then, guess what? She's lovely. Of course. She's like. She's like, oh, my God. Hang on. Like, so you. Like, you're a Canadian. That's so incredible. You need to meet my friend Davis Jones locker. All right? He runs this place. And they're like, they're always networking with you. Always. They're gonna network with you. They're gonna connect you. By the time you leave that table, your dreams will have come true. You'll have a job at the very least. And they're like, oh, my God. There's this great place, and he owns this restaurant, and they have vegan meat pies and it's all vegetarian, vegan meat pies. And then the entire place is sustainable. It's built on these Quaker oatmeal cans. Yeah. And then when they're done for the night, they take the whole place down. It's a pop up. You would love it. The fact that I know who you're imitating is what's killing me. Because it's crazy. Absolutely correct. And you know what? I'll go to the spot and I would love it. You'd have a great time. And you know who couldn't do that? A man. A man couldn't connect you in that way. Just to bring this back. Snap it up. A man couldn't connect you. He wouldn't. He wouldn't know the cool spots. No. He couldn't connect you to Lions Gates. What did you say? Fireworks. Makeup. Fireworks. Play. No. He wouldn't be in jeans and a cute top. No. Fuck. Anyway, that's on that. I do love the men in my life, but I love the lesbians more. Yeah. I say, I always say when I come back, bring me back as a tall lesbian. You're already tall, so I have to come back looking like this. You wanna make sure you're locked in as tall. You have to be tall. But lock me in for the other team next to you. And I always feel like Lord Farquaad talking to Princess Fiona whenever I'm next to you. The human. One human. One human. Princess Fiona. I'm in heels tonight, guys. But when I'm flat footed, and I'm real flat footed, she is her footprint. Your footprint is literally like a board. You didn't need that. And we both have bunions, so it's like an extra long side of the board. But my feet are like that too. I'm not cracking on you, my boy. She was like, I can cooperate. Correct. They're flat as fuck. If it was World War II, she couldn't be drafted. Correct. I'm like, damn, she's club footed as hell. I mean I am ditto. It's okay. I am. I have really bad flat feet. Okay. Time flies when you're having fun. It's time for the game. Oh guys, we have a fun little gamesies for ya. Okay, so we hardly know the rules. I'm just kidding. So we need two friend duos in here. Did anyone come with their best friend or a friend? Raise your hand high. Hold your homies hand. We gotta see you as a group. So Taryn and I. Settle down now, children. Settle down now. Settle down. Okay. Oh, okay. We need the cockroaches to come up here. My team told me about the cockroaches. Got to come. All right. And I need another set of best friends. One more. You guys are like you sisters. Come on. Come on up. Okay, ladies, how you doing? Oh, sorry. Don't be mad. Don't be mad. Oh, and I love. That's all right. Come right over here. Yeah, you know what? Hell yeah. Tracy, is this one safe to grab? Perfect. Cockroach mess. This is so creative. Hi, guys. Nice to meet you. I'm Tiffany. I'm really. You look beautiful. Okay, come over here. Come over here. Hi. You guys look amazing. Oh, no, you're in heels. You are just tiny. Give your wigs. Wait, that is so funny. I have to come say hi to you guys. Hi. What's your name? I'm Mo. Hi, Mo. Nice to meet you. I'm Tiffany. Hi. Thank you so much. Get the wig on. That's so funny. You guys look great. Now, really quick, you guys, I have to give my plug to who Gives a Crap. We love who Gives a Crap. And we're so glad they're working with us tonight. All right, 50% of their proceeds. Not 10%, not 20%. 50% of their proceeds go to ensuring that there is access to hygienic water and toilets around the world, which is really, really cool. And so there's a million reasons to love who Gives a Crap, but I feel that's one of my top ones. So here's how the game today works. Now, the winner will be getting a prize. You will be timed. Do they have 60 seconds? 60 seconds on the clock. I think it should be 60 seconds because they're big roles. Good job. Who gives a Crap? They're hefty. So you have 60 seconds to wrap your bestie in a mummy. So you may. Do you guys want to take these off? No, you can't take them off. Leave them on. Leave them on. We'll make it work. It's perfect. I love the costume. That's. So she said she can't take off the roach costume because it's part of her essence. And I really understand. We identify with that. You are a girl after my own heart. All right, so what's going to happen is we're going to get. You're going to be wrapped by your bestie. Just one of you needs to be wrapped. You guys choose. So pick amongst yourself. Who's your rapper? And then at the end, the audience will vote who has won? All right, who? We have a little prizey Prize wins a little prize for you. Do you mind just like, unhooking the little really quick? What are your name? A little notch. Bow. I'm Nicole. I'm Sarah. Pennsylvania. Oh. I came from Pennsylvania. From Pennsylvania. Oh, my gosh. Are you staying the night or are you going back home? Divas. Hi. Thank you. Thank you for driving them. That's so exciting. And then we want to get your names girly pops. Oh, I'm Mo. Hey, Mo. That's so perfect. Hi, I'm Megan. Hi, Megan. And where are you guys from? We live here. Oh. Period. So just a little, huh? We grew up together. Oh, that's so sweet. I love that. And how long have you been in the city? I'm so curious. For like two and a half years. Okay. Like four and a half. Okay. Period. Go Divas. Megan and movie. All right, all right. You got yourself together. You guys are gonna have 60 seconds. And then also in the booth, can we get a song while they rap? Thanks, Dennis. Yay. All right, you ready, girls? Ready, set, go. Bow. Oh, There you go. That's my team over here. Come on, Megan, focus. You got it. We have a good system on this. Lock in, Diva. I'm. You got it. Hold it to your chest. Yep. Keep it tight. Uh huh huh. Make it fast. It's a two ply, not a four. You gotta be careful. You're doing great. Yep, yep, yep. Don't give up. That looks great. Get up, get up. Oh, come on, Mo. Oh, this is. You guys are doing great. Not the ropes giving way. That's okay. It's starting to look like a bandage dress from 2016. I like it. Keep it tight. Keep it tight. Mm. You look great. You got it. The clock is ticking, Meg. Come on. Come on. Keep going, ladies. Don't look over there. Don't worry about what's happening over there. Perfect. Perfect. Tuck it in her pocket. Maybe that'll work. Yeah, pop it back there. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Three, two, one. Stop. Stop rapping. Stop rapping. Let's give our divas a hand. Woo hoo. You have the banana. That's okay. You know what? Cause we didn't think that through, but that's okay. That's fine. I think it looks great. You chose this life, and you got to live up to it, and that's fine. Now don't go grabbing it now, honey. Cheaters don't cheat. If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough. I've always thought that. Amen to that. And we've done pageants we know, but I won. But we never cheated. She won her title fair and square. Fair and square. Okay. Anyways. Anyways. All right, audience, we're gonna put a hand over who you think you vote for, who has the superior toilet paper roll. We don't want biases. No biases here. Okay, Chee, you know what? We're gonna go. Cause you and I, we're all gonna go. All right, all right. I think, Tiffany, we're gonna have to call it a tie. I think it was obvious they won. What do you mean? No, it was a tie. It was a tie. I, like. I thought that was pretty clear, so that was obvious. My team did great. Don't worry about it. It's a tie, baby. And luckily, we have prizes for everybody. We do. We're participation trophy girl. Let me go get your prizes, pals. Taryn, I forgot where it was. Oh, yeah, it's over here. Okay. That's why I couldn't. Right. Okay. Here you go. Ooh, these are weighty. Okay. I don't know if you can hold it with costumes included. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. I know there's some good stuff in there. You could knock somebody out with that if you need. You're sitting right here. I'm on the way home. Keep yourself safe. Keep yourself safe. Oh, here, we can put them down there for you. Thank you. Guys, you can drop the toilet paper. You're totally fine. Because we want to talk to you guys afterwards. I'm gonna put yours right here. So before you guys scurry off stage, we want to hear from you, if you're okay with that. Oh, my God. Yes. Come back. Come back. That was my bad. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. So another part of the fun is that we were hoping to get a friend duo to talk about how you guys met and, like, your friendship story and things that you love about each other and all that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna hand my mic over to you. You go ahead. Okay, great. Take it away. Well, my name is Megan, and this is Mo, and we met at a dance studio when we were three, and our moms became friends waiting in the lobby. And we have older siblings, and they're also really close, and we grew up together when we did preschool and all through school, and then I moved here, and then Mo followed, like, two years later. Do you have anything to add? No. That was perfect. I think, like, holidays. Yeah, we celebrate holidays together. We ask each other the same birthday questions year over year, so we can just see how they change as we grow up together. Do you have one? We have a series of questions. There's a series. It can be like, what was your favorite moment from this past year? And what are you most proud of from the past year? So it changed from, like, oh, I got a big slice of birthday cake when we were three, to now, like, oh, we overcame some hard things together, and we get to, like, thrive in this new city together. We have got to adopt birthday questions. Thank you. It was so nice meeting you guys. You're awesome. Thank you. I'm going to squeeze out of the way. Thank you for so much fun. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right, here, we'll hide these to the side for you. There you go. Oh, no. You have a great story. We love you. Ready? So nice to meet you guys. Hi, I'm Nicole and this is my sister Sarah. We are six years apart. We did not like each other growing up at all the tea. She has fond memories of me being so mean to her at sleepovers, and she still talks about it, but I got married in 2016. Congratulations. And I moved away, and once I was away from my family, I started talking to her more. And when I moved overseas, I would just call her all the time. And ever since then, we became best friends. Like, I cannot live my life without this girl. So it's like, all the time I'm like, what are you doing? What are you doing? My kids are always calling her. They're her favorite. She's my favorite. She's my husband's favorite. She's everyone's favorite. Sorry, I know we have another sister. So sorry. Sister. Hi, sis. Oh, you're not sis. Yes, we love her, too. She just knows sis back home is like, I hate those houses. I know, I know. She's great. She knows we love her, but we do like us. We watch survivor from season one every Thursday. We watch. Well, now we're on season 25. Now we watch Survivor and it's like our thing, and we do trivia and we just have and whine and we just. We just are so close now, so we've grown closer. And then we saw your guys podcast and that's how we got here because we just couldn't. We just couldn't go without it. And my mom grew up, like, the next street over, so she got to give us a little tour today and show us where she grew up. And then we got to come here. So it's just been the best day. That's amazing. Yeah. Nice to meet. Thank you guys so much. And Mom, I can tell how sweet your daughters are. So good job. I really think raising kind people in this world is the most important thing that you can do. Not easy. So that's really nice. Nice to meet you, divas. Be well. Don't forget your goody bags. I'll give you a hug. Don't forget your goody bags. They're down there, Tiffany. Perfect. Oh, my bad. I didn't see them anymore. They're down. All right, we need to do an intermission because you guys all have to go pee. Go pee. All at the same time. And now, the musical stylings of my favorite band, Jazz Farts. Turn it up, Trey. We'll see y' all in a bit. That would be hysterical. If you walk up before I let go. Yes. Harmony. That was so cute. Did somebody have a beautiful harmony? I love people that can sing. Well, I'm a bitch. Hold on. Bring her back. And your glass is far away from you because I almost knocked it down. Lord. Okay, there she goes. How was the intermission, you guys? Good? Yay. Did anyone get a chance to use the toilet paper? We'll start there. It's giving. No. All right. Was it an incredible experience? All right. All right. Well, we're excited about this next little bit. So this is the Q and A section, so if you submitted a little moment to the Hat. And we also had some submissions on Instagram. We're gonna read them. We're gonna read them out. We're gonna answer your questions. I mean, not all of them. We're gonna do what we can do, you know, Mo likes to be paid. Mo has to be paid. He don't have a goat. He needs his boat. He needs his little hitch and jet skis and little hitch jet sketch keys. And we gotta keep him paid. So we're gonna do our best. It is what it is. You want to kick off? All right, tell us about how you come up with your Instagram skits. We love you. Thank you. Yay. There's no name on this or anything, so thank you. I love you, too. Thank you. The skits, it's so funny. So the first day Tiffany and I ever hung out, we got wine and we filmed a little skit. And this was before I was a content creator or anything. Like, I think I had. I had just. I was still working a normal job. I think by that moment, you had the one super successful viral video. That was it. And so I was thinking about quitting my job as a receptionist. Tiffany, on our first time hanging out, was like, girl, you've got to do it with $35 in my bank account. Was like, do it, girl. I have no savings and no plan. And she was like, you have got to do it. Bet on yourself, diva. I love it. I was like, you know what? You're right. You did. You did do it. I did. I went and quit my job the next day. Thank God. Anyway, so. It's just so funny. It's always been something that was organically part of our friendship. The bits and, like, you know, what would. I mean, the amount of times I turn to you and go, oh, my God, you know, it would be so funny. Yeah. Or it just happened in the bathroom. We were literally peeing in tandem together. Not through each other's legs, but, like, we were peeing and there's one bathroom. It's not that you want to clarify because you always say I have to give context. I just give it. And you sung a funny song that ended up being, like, a hilarious part of my childhood that I've never told her about. She just randomly brought it up, and it's very deep cut, very niche. And I was like, what? How do you even know that? And we have spent the past 45 minutes cackling about it, like, playing it in the back. That's just the organic. And usually from there, a skit will often bloom, not to mention. And most of the time, we will literally be having a conversation. Like the Kelly thing, we were going doing the whole thing, where you're like, listen, I mean, I think she's great. She's great, right? She's lovely. She's a lovely girl. And who am I to judge? Who am I to judge? We don't do that with my flat fucking feet. I don't know. We don't. And then you go on to say the most diabolical, heinous shit ever. And we thought that was so funny that it turned into a skit. So it's all from our real life. And Tiffany is my greatest inspiration. I truly think that I'm a better comedian because of you. So much of, like, when I'm in the car and I'm riding something, my first thought is, you know, Tiffany would make Tiffany laugh. I'm thinking that all the time. Like, I just want to make you laugh, and you have the best laugh, and you're good at it, too. She knows, like, the exact button to push. It's the stupidest, craziest humor. But you get me every time. It's ridiculous. I love you so much. I love you, too. We should Just get married. Oh, my God. Let's just do it. We'll do it. It'll be really. We'll do it. It'll be fine. Absolutely. All right, your turn. Okay, let's see. Okay, this one came through from Instagram also. But we have a name. So how has your friendship grown, slash changed, as your platforms have grown? And this is from Lexi Clark. Thank you, Lexi. I've never been asked that before. I know. It stopped us in our tracks as we were looking backstage. I would say it has certainly deepened and gotten stronger. Obvious answer. I think being creators, obviously, and having platforms by yourself, that's a challenge, right? Doing it with a friend is a gift, but doing it well with a friend is an art. And I think that it's one. I know. That was really. That was. Because. You know what? Don't piss me off. No. Pissed me off. That was very good. That was the moment. Speak on it. Yeah. But I would say that it is an art. Do it again. Period. That was really good. It kills me. Cause I can't do it. So I'm like. Like, right, you can't do it. It's insane. Who's got it? Anybody? No. They're weak as fuck. This sounds really nasty. I don't like the sound. I want a really good one. I'm hearing. Who's doing that? Don't even do that. Me. Hell, you and I both. Because I. There. I've heard a cover you gotta do with the face. I can sell the face. My sisters. That's all I got. I'll see you during the apocalypse. We'll be a new race of people. The Clickers. You're the reason we all die. Okay, stop. Anyway. Anyway. All right, sorry. Anyway. You had the most beautiful mic drop. And I remember, girl, I don't know what I said. You said that doing it well is an art. That's what you said. Yes. Oh, yes, it's an art. And I think it's one that we've mastered, I will say, because you had a platform prior to me having a platform. So going into this, I was really nervous about what that would even look like. Like, how does having two funny women coexist in the same space work? And I think it works so well because we're best friends. Like, there is no layer of competition. We're not fighting for the same opportunities. We have very unique gifts and lanes that we occupy. And it's fun and really energizing to support you as you're going along your journey and vice versa. I know that you Feel the same way. Yeah. So, yeah, it has deepened our friendship. It has challenged us. I would also say, for sure, it's not all roses, but it leads us to have those really challenging conversations that make friendships deeper and stronger. Cheering for you is one of my favorite pastimes. I think that's true. I think in any really great friendship, I think that's true. And that's never been hard to root for you. And I think that's a huge part of as our platforms have grown. For me, it's just so fucking. That's so cool. Yeah. Like, it's just so cool to watch you grow into where you're going. And that I get to be a part of it, even in a small way, is really a big way, a magical way. Well, I mean, we have shown. I mean, we're here, so, yeah, pretty big. Yay. We have a little show together. It's a little thing. I knew it. Yeah. Trace can do the whistle thing. Yeah, look, echo. Yeah, I can't do that. That's really good. Thank you. This is from Tori. How do you personally determine whether it's a red flag in the beginning of a relationship or if you should give them the benefit of the doubt? Also, she is from Florida. Tiffany. Ah. Hi, Tori. I wish. Where are you from? I'm from Coco, but I used to work in Viera. Big period. Stop. So for background. That's so crazy. So Tori is from or has worked in an area that I grew up in. Kind of sorta like, I lived in Viera for a couple years anyway, but I started my career in real estate there. And that's so crazy and special, and that's what led me to New York City, so. Wow, that's amazing. Hi, diva. Hi. That's so fun. Oh, my God. I'm not from Florida. I wish I was. I forgot the question. What was it? Oh, I think that's why I'm talking. Cause I'm like, what was it? Not bad. Tori, you wanted to know. How do you know if it's a red flag from the beginning of a relationship or when do you, like, give them the benefit of the doubt? Cause, like, nobody's perfect and people are flawed. You know, I like this question because I was just talking the other day to my friend Brianna. I was talking to you about this, diva, just the other day. Oh, my God. You were just talking about the fact that I'll admit this is my hot take. I often feel that we've gone. We've flown a little too close to the now let Me start here before I get in trouble. Get into it. Ah, shit. All right, listen, I love therapy. I've been in therapy for four years. I think that everyone deserves it, and I think everyone should do it. I think it's very unfortunate that it's still considered a luxury. You know, it's something that's often insurance does not cover. And I really. I really think that it should be accessible to everybody. I think with that being said for those that can't access it, we use social media a lot of the time in Google to kind of therapize ourselves, but I think we've learned to close to the sun with trying to. I get a little weary of people diagnosing other people, like, willy nilly. Like, like. Yeah. So I don't know. He just keeps saying that he doesn't want to go to Chuck E. Cheese. Babe, you're dealing with a narcissist. Wait a second. Because that's exactly how it is. You're right. You're not lying. Well, now, you know, maybe he has a fear of Chucky. Like that just could be a thing. You guys. You guys get what I'm saying? You know? You know what I mean? Again, I think that everybody should. I think it's good that we're becoming so much more self aware. I think that's great. But I like the way you phrase this question, which is you're acknowledging that to be in community with other people, there's a certain amount of mercy that you have to give others and yourself. Right? Good Lord, how many people have met me and been like, red flag. I'm like, hey, fellas, red flag. Understandable, you know? So with that being said, when my opinion on this is that I would say a red flag is when I think cruelty in any way, shape or form, it's a major red flag. Because that, to be honest, that's not in my experience. That's not like, oh, you're having a bad moment. You know what I mean? I think that can be something that's really at the heart of maybe someone's issues. One thing that I will like, I really don't excuse you being rude to waitstaff. I really don't. We thought that many a time. I really do not like that at all. I understand everybody has bad days and off moments and stuff. And I'm not saying you can't have a bad day or off moment, but the way that you treat people that are trying to help you, that are trying to serve you, that are trying to. They're just Trying to do their best, do their job. I really. That's my major red flag. Yeah. So I don't know. It's just stuff like that. If he talks about. Or she. Sorry. Anyone. If this person. The way that they talk about other people. Now, I love a little gosh every once in a while, but again, if there's not a sort of. There's no hint of grace. Grace or mercy. There's grace and mercy. Sorry. We're in our him era for sure. If there's no grace. Grace to people. I don't know. I don't know. I think. And again, if it's a pattern, it's everyone's fault all the time. It's everyone else. Also somebody that's had, like, a lot of. Like, every time somebody comes up, they're like, well, we don't. They're dead to me now. Like, dang. And it's like, well, you got a whole graveyard going at this point. Look at you. Metaphor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So again, like I said, I'm a big fan of boundaries, and I'm a big fan of all that stuff. And I do think that there are real red flags that you should look out for. But I appreciate that you're trying to be open to the fact that everybody's flawed. Yeah. Yeah. And if you're dating Tori, good luck on that journey, pal. Somebody get Tori, please. We love you. I'm hollering. Okay. Is it my turn? Let's see. Okay. I guess you should have had this one in your hand to me. We messed that up. What is it? It's okay. It says for our forever. What did it say? It's nothing bad. Nothing bad for Tiff. What's one fashion tip that's timeless from Nahal Stings on Instagram. Nahal. Hey, Nahal. How you doing, diva? Doing great. Good. Where are you from? I'm from Florida, too, but not South Florida. I went to school in South Florida, where I went to Florida International, period. Lot of friends at fit. That's awesome. Oh, fiu. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't go to college, so there's that. Lot of friends at fiu. I've got friends at idoioa. That is my favorite place. He studied wizardry. It's a great program. I've heard. Oh, that sounded like the carny. It did. It's a great program. A lovely. You are the carny in question. Stop. I'm not doing that impression. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm coming. All right. One fashion tip that's timeless. Hmm. I would probably say a timeless fashion trip. Yes. This was my yearbook quote, and I'm gonna butcher it, but I'm gonna try it. Okay. Style is eternal. Nope, I messed it up already. Hold on. I love that this is your yearbook. It was. I. Or came across it the other day and was crying. Okay. It was something along the lines of, oh, yes, trends will pass. Style is eternal. But I worded it very well in that moment, so I would say that that's the advice. We live in a time of trends. Obviously, TikTok rules our world. It doesn't rule mine, but it rules a lot of people's world. And with that being said, I think that there tends to be a loss of individuality because the access to group mentality is, you know, stronger than ever. And so with that being said, again, I am super intentional with being a fashion person or just being someone who enjoys clothes and uses clothing as a method to express remembering that the way that I dress does not have to have anything to do with other people. Like, it's a moment to enjoy yourself. Like, fashion in any way. Like, art is. This is my canvas. Like, my body is my canvas. This is my craft. This is what I do. So, yeah, I'd say that that's it. Thanks. Do we have another? Oh. Do we believe in ghosts? Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do believe in ghosts. We believe in the apparitionals. Absolutely the apparitionals. Absolutely the apparitionals. Does it make you nervous to come to my house knowing it's haunted? It did at first. I was like, ooh, girl, you never gonna see my ass in the house. I'm nervous too. You're never gonna see me. But now that I've been there. No, because they're friendly ghosts. Like, I believe in ghosts that are nice. I think there are ghosts out there that are watching over us. Like a friendly little haunted house ghost that seems to spook you a little bit. Yeah, I like a little spook every now and again, but, yeah, but we don't want a haunting. Not Olivia saying, girl, Olivia wants no parts of a scoop. A spook. A spook. You want to meet him? I want to meet him. Oh, yeah. Olivia, are you excited to meet my ghost? What? It's fine. She'll get used to it. I just talk to him all the time. I'm like, hey, Phil. You do? He hasn't stopped me. I don't know. He doesn't mind me. I don't know. He just feels like a Phil to me. It's getting Phil. Yeah. And There's a lot. It's so funny. Okay, listen, y'. All. So I moved to. When I say small town, I recognize there are much smaller towns. It's not a town of a hundred, but I live in upstate New York, and it's small enough. All right? My neighbors know each other, and they bring me flowers and stuff. And my plumber stays to chat. It's very different. Like, my plumber stayed for an hour the other day. God bless him. Very sweet. But also, I was like, well. And he was like, I mean, the inside. I've always wanted to see the inside of this house. And I was like, well, there you are. Vibe. He was really sweet, though. Okay. Anyway, so I love that. I like this community I'm building out there, right? But. Because everybody's like, a man knocks on my door. Okay, yeah. Now this man is like, by the way, I'm best friends with the great, great, great grandson of the man that built this house in 1791. You want his contact? I said, yeah. So I called him up. His name's. Should I just give all his information out? Don't give his info. Yeah, okay. Let's call him John, because everybody's named John upstate. Anyway. That's hysterical. You know how many Johns I've met? Like, nine. Whatever. Anyways, I did. Whatever. There's a John here now. There's a John here now, so let's call him John. So I get on the phone with John, and he was like, yeah. And he was so sweet, and he was telling me all about the house, and he was like, you know, we actually have a drawing. I have a sketch. The original charcoal sketch of the man that built the house. No. And I said, no, shit, Send it to me. He goes, I just texted it to you, and I'm talking ding. And I look at my phone. Oh, dear God. This is the spookiest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life. This man looks like Davy Jones Locker came to life. He has this big beard. And why does he. He sketched like this. I was like. Which means he had to hold it for at least 10 minutes to get the sketch. Literally. I opened it and I went, ah. He went, are you okay? I said, yeah. Sorry. I saw a mouse. It was the scariest shit. He goes, if you want it, I can give it to you. I can bring you this picture. I said, no, let's not give him a mirror. Uh. Oh. Or he can be like, hell, yeah, big dog. He was like, I remember. I remember the 90s. As in the 1790s. That was my time, ma'. Am. This dude. That's insane. It's giving every time you walk past it in your house. And I know who it is. God. John, Wait. This was a crazy ghost thing in your old apartment before you moved to the city, you had a ghost? I did. And she didn't tell me this for weeks because she knew I wasn't gonna come over. I said, oh, girl, I want no part to the ghost. But you kept one of her ghostly things, right? Don't make me sound crazy. I mean, it's not crazy. It was really endearing. But she was like, this belonged to so and so. I said, why is it in your house? Did you know her? Well, here's the whole story, guys. Do you wanna hear my other ghost story? They need to know. They've got to know. I'll make it quick though. So my fear of ghost is getting better. But it was strong like a year, two years ago. Like, really? I was like, I wouldn't have moved into this house if I had known this is going to happen. So I move into my apartment on. It was like the best apartment ever, guys. It was the best apartment ever. I can't afford to have the apartment in the house. Maybe one day, but. So I had to choose. But I wouldn't have gotten rid of this apartment if I didn't have to. Stunner. Two bedroom on Central Park West. Are you kidding me? It was a moment. It was incredible. And it wasn't even crazy. What? It was haunted? Yeah. Sorry, Tati. I don't tell. I didn't tell my guests. It didn't feel she had impolite. So anyways, so I had this ghoster. I call them ghosters. So I was in the apartment and I started to notice that I was just like spooky things were occurring and I was like, that's weird. And then I had some designers come and do my apartment. Gailey Alex and her team came and did my apartment. And on their way out, somebody said, and by the way, you know, this place is really haunted, right? And then they went off. I was like, what? What do you mean? And I brought it up because my neighbor Dennett, I don't know if she's watching. Love you, Dennett. She's really sweet. She lived there for 30 years. And I stopped her in the hall one day and I said, did the people that lived in the house before me ever mention that it was haunted? And she went, oh, that's Carolyn. And that's how it always is. They Know who the ghost is, they know the ghost story and just forget to conveniently tell you that your house is haunted. Well, first of all, Carolyn was the last person to live there and she died. What do you want me to say? I didn't kill her. Why'd you guys do that? And you guys are like, oh no, she's dead. She died of natural causes. Did she die in the house? Yeah, in the office. Lord Jesus. You guys, this is really bad. Cause you didn't tell me that. I hope this isn't rude. I don't want to be insensitive because she's a real person. Well, she lived a long life and she. I think she'd actually quite like this discussion because from all accounts, she's quite fabulous. She worked in fashion. Ah, yeah, she was very cool. And so Dan told me that and my first reaction was absolute and complete terror. And then I thought, I'm gonna just rock with this. Like I have an opportunity here to make a choice energetically. So I walked into the house and I said, carolyn, you and I are gonna live well together and I respect you. It sounds like you're into fashion. I'm not, but I have a lot of fashion people coming in here. So I think you're gonna have a good time. Yeah. Dennett knocks on the door the next day. She's like, hey Taryn. I said, what's up? She goes, I brought you something. It was a beautiful crystal decanter. I took it. Stunning. I said, I love a gift. Gimme no questions. Mine. She slammed the door in her face. I took it and she said this was Carolyn's and she gave it to me when she was passing away. And I think that she would like to have something of hers here in the house. Yep. My husband was like, what? In the next room. I said, shut up. You will not get in the way of my relationship with Carolyn. Because she's a diva and so am I, Goddammit. So anyway, I put the decanter. I said, at first I wanted to be like. Then I was like, no, no, no, stop being scared. She's a woman just like me. That's true. And she was once a girl, just like us. She was someone's baby. Aw. Yeah. Someone's sister, wife, daughter. So the next time you're scared of a ghost, you're an asshole. Cause that was somebody's baby. Anyway, so I took the decanter, I built it up. I built someone's baby at one time, and in her case like 100 years ago. So I put it on the shelf. And I had a little talk with her and my husband came over and we were going out that night. And I said, can you just humor me? Cause my husband's a non believer. I know, I know. A non ghost believer. What can you say? But he humors me because he loves me and he holds my hands and I make a little speech and I said, carolyn, I just want you to know that I'm Taryn, this is Alec. We're gonna be living here and we have respect for your space. And this is yours. No one will touch it. Okay? And Alec, thinking he's funny, goes, if you're here, give us a sign. And I said, don't condescend it, Carolyn. What did she do? Nothing. But we left for the opera. We were gone for hours. You guys. When we came back, the bathroom door was locked from the inside. What? It had never. I'd never locked it since I didn't even know the door could lock. It can. It can lock from the inside. There's only a lock on one way. It had been closed and locked. We had to have the super come and pick it open. Carolyn did that. She said, hell, yeah. That's what I imagined. It's giving that episode of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody the Halloween episode. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, girl. The suite was haunted. Suite 14. Oh, something. I love that. Mom's nodding too. You know, you had daughters crazy. And Esteban was haunted by her ghost. We'll talk about it later. Everybody who knows knows it's giving that. I have to see this episode. The most scary thing to this day, I still can't watch it. It's actually really freaking terrifying. Okay, Shoshana's flagging us because we have so much trouble. We're in so much trouble. We have to do church announcements. We gotta do church announcements. But before we do that, we're gonna announce the book club book winner. Did I go off script? Do we have it ready? Okay, big pal, do you need this? Yes, the description, the description. Somebody actually was commenting. Can we get a drum roll? Oh, all right. Dennis, my boy, Dennis, we gotta talk now. You think some. You think shit's funny, do you? On my big night here. Oh, there he goes. Thank you. Thank you, Dennis. Okay, we're reading the Game Plan by Kristin Callahan. Has anyone heard of this or read this yet? Oh, perfect. Oh, iconic. Me neither. Yes, yes, yes. I read it many moons ago, but I don't remember anything about it. So we chose something specifically that was sports related. Because I'm on a journey to become a wag, if you didn't know. Okay, so that's the journey. Also, it's football season, so why not? We'll have some fun. Okay, I'm going to read just a quick little brief moment for it so we can get the vibes. Go ahead. A beard related dare and one hot as hell kiss changes everything. That's all we need to know. Okay. NFL center Ethan Dexter's focus has always been on playing football and little else. Except when it comes to one particular woman. The lovely Fiona McKenzie. She might not care about his fame, but she's never looked at him as anything more than one of her brother in law's best friend. Oh, God, I love this trope. And that's all we need to know. So you'll likely have, what, a month? Yeah, we'll do a month. Sure. It's our show. We can do what we want. We can do what we want. What do you want me to say? We'll do a month. So we'll do a month. Everyone go download the book. I'm fairly certain it's on Kindle Unlimited, so if you have. Oh, period. I love that. The divas are checking. Thank you to the divas in the back for checking. Thank you. That's so cute. Thanks. So, yes, that's our book club read for the month. So take a photo. We'll post it on the Instagram stories as well, obviously. But thanks for all of your submissions. A lot of you guys wanted us to do Fourth Wing. We've already read it. We've read it. We'll talk to you about it another time. It'll have to be a separate moment because we have thoughts. We have a lot of thoughts. Shadow Daddy. Shadow Daddy. Whatever. Fucking the dragons. I didn't finish them. You didn't even finish them, child. I made it halfway through. The first book was great. The first book was great. The second book, though. Come on, you guys read the second book. You said you loved it. Oh, the1 lone 4th wing. I won't get too niche because I'm sure not everyone's read the books, but I have a lot of opinions on it. But we actually. I actually did love the first book. It was quite. That was great. I'll say that. Anyways. All right, all right. I think it's about that time for church announcement. Cue me in. I'm free. Just do the harmony. Perfect. Sister Shirley will be out front with fish fry this week. Please remember to bring your silverware because a couple y' all didn't do that last week and she ran out of food. So y' all was eating with your hands. And that's not our business. So please make sure you have your silverware. She will be doing chicken again. As we said, that went over real well with the congregation last week. We will have that again at Fresh Fry this time around. A lot of y' all have been asking about Sister Mary and her hip. Devonte is doing just fine in children's church. He is not crawling around the sanctuary anymore. But y' all have got to keep your eye on Sister Mary because last week she tripped over somebody's scarf. Now, I don't know whose it was, but her hips can't take much more. So we really need y' all to be on that for Sister Mary's. Poor Sister Mary watching. We always focus on. She has four bionic hips. Can't do it. Her. She's got fake knees, bad hip. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. That's okay. We met Devonta last service. As y' all know, I am not a fan of. Of him being on the drum solo for this week. I'll say what I say. I don't think he's ready for it, but that is what it is. He's right behind us. He's behind us like damn hell. He's trying his best. He will be on worship team this week. If y' all can help him clap along to the beat one more time, he will. That'll be much appreciated. Cause I'm getting sick of hearing the off riff. I just can't take it no more. So help Devonta, please. And lastly, Deacon York. Oh, no, we had okay backing up. Cause this one's a really funny one. I have to set this up right. Deacon Barry and Deacon John will be co ushering this week's service. Now, y' all know they've had some issues in the past. As a congregation, we gonna work together to make sure they don't tussle out in the parking lot. Cause we've seen how that goes, and we don't want that to happen. So if y' all can please give them a pat on the way out the door, let them know they're doing a good job because they need to hear it. And you know your ushers work very hard during these services. Lastly, we have announced book clubs read for this month. Deacon York did chime in. Deaconess York, thank you for that. So make sure you download it on your Kindles. That's what it's called, a Kindle. The kids have Those download it on your Kindle. You got a month to read the book, and that's all I got for you. So y' all have a good week, and bye. Bye. Oh, man. Well, we have to do a celebrated toast. We have to. We have to do. And a trvai. A trvai diva. Our first in person Trivai Diva. Hold on. Let me ask Josh a question. Shoshana. Hey, how much time do I have? Am I really done? Am I not? Are we done? Done period? You guys, mom says we can fuck around for five minutes. Someone ask us something. If we do a dance routine, maybe we can have a sleepover. Ooh, we'll put together. Ma, did I do dance routines to have sleepovers and stuff? Did it work? Absolutely. Did you let her. Did it work? Really? No, it didn't. You never let me. You let me stay over once at errands. That was it. Not at her house. Let her clarify. Not at her house. That's so funny. I once did a dance routine to Hot and Cold by Katy Perry. Classic. And it was with my white friend Alex. And when she goes, it's black and it's white. I lifted her up. That's the white part. And we thought that shit was incredible. Your mom was. I was like, we're taking this to the Emmys. To the Tonys. That's the one. Anyway, really quick. Does anybody. Can we. Does anyone want to talk? Really quick? Wanna raise your hand? Anybody? Really quick? Anybody? Don't be shy. Wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait. In the back. Yeah, in the back. I see. You know what? The confidence has got me. Go ahead. So I know it doesn't seem that way, but I am. In short. Oh, come on, diva. But what I want to say is I think there's something really special about this community. You guys together. Thank you. Someone threw out the comment. Like I mentioned, I was going by myself. A bunch of divas responded. Seven of us got together for Johann. Oh, yeah. The fingers I see in the back. Yeah. And like, we chatted and we, like, claimed this table with Tori. Yeah, Tori from Florida. None of us had to worry about stranger danger because we trusted the community. You guys have cultivated that, like, we felt get together and not feel like there'd be major misalignment. Wow. What our values are. And I just think that's really special. Thank you. What's your name? What's your name? Lila. Natalie. Why'd I say Lila? Nala. Natalie. Nala is such a pretty name. Like Portman. Like Portman. Have you seen. Have you seen V for Vendetta? Thank you, Natalie. Thank you so much. Thank you, Natalie. Thank you. And for our lives. Oh, really quick, our livestream viewers. Because I'm worried they didn't hear it. She was saying. Natalie stood up and said that she's introverted. But a bunch of divas got together, strangers. And had a happy hour before the show. And she was thanking us. It was so sweet. She thanked us for our community. It's a community that we cultivated. And that was. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. That's so sweet. I hope you guys stay in touch after this. That's amazing. Yay. That's. So they have a group chat. Live chat or live stream. Oh, that's. They have plans without us. I can't believe. Can we come? Invite us. Can we come? Okay. Marriott. We'll come. We'll come by. You guys gonna do like. You guys like. Like, you know, like those days you go to the apple orchard and you have, like, mulled wine, a little mold wine. And then halfway through, I'm like, I'm gonna meet the farmer in charge. I'm gonna hold. Where is he? This is a beautiful home to have her. And I just wanna let you know that I myself am a farmer. I'm learning. And I. This is the best fucking apple cider I had. The gag is. You're not lying. I know. Hey, hold on, honey. Hold on. My husband's trying to make me leave. Cause he thinks I'm being embarrassed. And. And I'm not embarrassed anymore. Are you embarrassed? I'm not embarrassed. That's my favorite thing that you do recently. It kills me. Cause you're spot on with your drunk self, though. You really do talk about. I always. Guys, can. Everyone. I want to say something. And we all lean in, like. Okay. I just wanna. Really quick. That's another one. That's how you know. Okay. Really quick. And you always call us to the bathroom to say what you have to say. You don't do it at the table. Why would I do that? We need to go to the bathroom altogether. You have to convene. That's what they were made for. It kills me. Remember that. Oh, fuck. I have so many stories. But we're gonna get in trouble. Can we do one more? Shoshi? Okay. This is so fun. We need to stay longer. I know. This is so fun. Okay. You were first here. Go, babe. I see you. Hi. I just want to say or give y' all your flowers because my bestie and I, we have been friends since middle school. And I firmly believe there's nothing more sacred than friendships, especially female friendships. And y' all just show that bad bitches have depth and that and goblins and, like, I. It is so good to be here and so grateful for yalls platforms. Like, thank you. We were. I was tearing up, like, oh. Because of, like, just being touched by all the friendship and love here. Thank you. What is your name? What's your name, honey? I'm Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Bad bitches have depth. Needs to be on a T shirt. Like, that's all you guys of the livestream needs to know. Ashley got up and said, bad bitches have depth. We love that. Thank you. Thank you guys for coming. You and your bestie. Thank you. Oh, my God, we're in trouble. All right. Okay, you guys, this is actually very, very important. Lock in, you guys, really quick. I'm gonna say something. And I know. I know some of you guys, some of you have. You guys are just different. You got it. You got it. And I have a real relationship with you. Monique, she's behind the curtain. She's behind the curtain. Like, what did you do to her? It's like, there's, like, a group of girls that's like, monique, you've been giving me weird energy all night when she's been sweet as pie the entire time. So I'm gonna let that go. Okay? We have to do it. I'm sorry. Now focus. First of all, please, God, tip your servers. Please, please. I hope I had this right, Tim and Eddie. I don't have my phone. Did I get that right? Thank you. And I know it's Andrew behind the bar, right? Slanging back there. Thank you. Thank you guys so much. A please tip. That's so important. Thank you very much. Who gives a crap? Thank you for getting the divas together. We appreciate it so much. Of course, we would have the toilet paper company sponsor us. We love them. And mind you use code WYG for your purchase of $38 or more for 20% off. Hell, yeah. I remember my talking points. Whatever. Fuck you. She hit him. What? I said she hit him. She hit him. Yeah. Thank you. And then. Oh, and then also, we're so sorry. We do have to roll out. Not because we don't want to talk to you guys, but because there's another group coming into the space afterward. So I just wanted to talk to you about it because I didn't want anyone to be disappointed or upset. We're not running on purpose. We just got to get out of here. But do you Think we should do this again sometime? Yes. In a bigger venue, maybe. I don't know. But we love caveats. This is more fun. Oh, I like an intimate moment. Yeah, this is great. But I mean, if we could. We could just book msg, like, whatever. Might as well. I sent you a text this morning and was like, why does it feel like we sold out msg? I know we were joking about the Michael Jackson Dangerous tour when he came out of the ground and for five minutes he just stood there, takes his glasses off, and everyone's losing their mind. And it was just. Wait, do Dangerous. I got it. Ready? I don't know. Dangerous. When he was just standing there. Oh, I would have to pop up out the ground. Ready? Here he comes out. 3, 2, 1. Wait, let me get my glasses. There you go. He comes out of the ground like this. Wait, you gotta do it again. I wasn't ready. 3, 2, 1. That felt really good. I know why he did it. My God. I get it now. What a time to be alive. That made my heart flutter a little bit. Thank you. All right, they're yelling at us to get out of here. Sorry. Sorry. Well, for the last time tonight, the first time tonight, we want to say Trivai Diva. Let's do it. All together. Raise your glasses. All together. One, two, three. Trvai Divas. And remember, we're your girls. Bye. Not waffling. Cause we're your girl hey. Cause I like how you do Wear youe Girls is hosted and executive produced by Taryn Delaney Smith and Tiffany Singleton Management by Social Media. Produced by Good Mess Media. Follow us on all platforms @warriorgirlspod. Thank you once more to who Gives a Crap for graciously partnering with us. 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