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Trevor Noah
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Jon Stewart
Thinking about this a lot and trying to wrap my.
Trevor Noah
Was the mic killing you?
Jon Stewart
Sorry. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I. I've been thinking about this.
Trevor Noah
You can pull it with you. You can. That's what I want to do. I want to take a dynamic mic.
Jon Stewart
Probably rock a little bit too.
Trevor Noah
I want to get like a dynamic one that moves with people.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, I'll try not to fidget. I'll just sit.
Trevor Noah
No, I'll just keep watching.
Jon Stewart
You know what happens at. At when I'm taping is the sound engineer just keeps telling me to not rock my desk because I have a tendency to like do this and this and this.
Trevor Noah
You make the sounds.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
I. I would hit the buttons. That was mine.
Jon Stewart
You would hit the button?
Trevor Noah
Yeah. Have the buttons on the bottom of your suit. And so I would always be doing this on the desk. And then they told, I think they told me this week, week three of hosting.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
And I don't think I've ever put my hands down the same on a table. Cuz I so scared of screwing the whole thing up.
Jon Stewart
You know, I was like, what is. Trevor has turned to jumpers. Why is that? Well, he had a real button issue.
Trevor Noah
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Jon Stewart
Thank you. Nice to see you. This is exciting to do this without headphones. Like, I so don't do podcasts where you go and sit with people.
Trevor Noah
I'm shocked that you leave the house. To be honest.
Jon Stewart
I don't do it very often. Yeah, only for you.
Trevor Noah
That. Can I tell you, I really take that as a yeah. I was thinking that the other day. I was like, john doesn't go anywhere.
Jon Stewart
That's correct.
Trevor Noah
I met you not going anywhere.
Jon Stewart
That's. It's one of the worst reputations to have. Because when you do show up somewhere, people are just like, what? So what's going on? Like, it almost feels like your parents have come home and they're like, what's. Why are you here? And you're like, I am allowed to go out. I just mostly choose to not.
Trevor Noah
Have you always been that way?
Jon Stewart
Yes. Why? It's one of the reasons I think I got into standup. I am very. Which seems sort of contradictory, but I'm very introverted and so I don't get energy from socializing.
Trevor Noah
Oh, yeah, no, I'm the same.
Jon Stewart
Okay, you're the same.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, I'm the same.
Jon Stewart
So, like, when I was younger, I would bartend to give me the illusion of being so. I worked in bars forever. Because you felt like you were out.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
But you didn't have the idea where you had to, like, sit with somebody and socialize. You were doing something. You were. So you could focus on task at hand. Comedy Same way you show up. It's a Friday night, it's a Saturday night. People are out there on dates, they're having fun. And what are you doing? Looking at my notes? Was that. No, no, no. I'm going on in five. I don't have. I can't. So I always prefer that.
Trevor Noah
Huh? No. So, okay, here's the thing. I'm like that, but I don't prefer it.
Jon Stewart
Oh, really?
Trevor Noah
Yeah. All my friends, I think I've strategically chosen because they push me and kick me out of the house.
Jon Stewart
Oh, really?
Trevor Noah
All of them? Every single one of my friends.
Jon Stewart
So modern communication has very much, for me, quantified the extent of my isolation. Because your phone will tell you numerically how many people tried to get ahold of you that day on your texts or on your emails. And when I tell my kids, they just feel like, do you live in a bomb shelter? Like, what? You know, I'll be like, I got three texts today, and they'll be like, all day. Three.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, but you've always been a Luddite.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, I know.
Trevor Noah
Like, you've always, always been a Lite.
Jon Stewart
This isn't going well.
Trevor Noah
This is going great. What do you mean, this is going great?
Jon Stewart
I'm being exposed.
Trevor Noah
No, no, no. You know what I think it is? It's funny. Look, I mean, I only really came to the US Properly when you brought me, you know, you called me.
Jon Stewart
I called you on the phone.
Trevor Noah
It's still the most random call of.
Jon Stewart
All time, John, and still the one that I still don't understand. I called up Trevor. I saw your standup. I saw, like, two minutes of your standup, and I was like, that guy could do my job. This is very upsetting.
Trevor Noah
What standup was this? Cause I was only doing, like, South African stuff back then.
Jon Stewart
No, no, no. It was a special that you had.
Trevor Noah
Done from South Africa, though.
Jon Stewart
I believe it was from South Africa. But I watched it. You know, I've been doing this for a long time, and we always have tapes and we're always looking for new talent, and there was a authenticity, but also an insight. Like, there was just. You had. You had it, son. Let me tell you something. I don't know how to define it, but you had. Wasn't the dimples. It was a whole other thing. It was. No, I just remember the material was so, like, insightful.
Trevor Noah
Thank you.
Jon Stewart
But, well, like, there was a warmth. There was all these things that I thought, like, oh, that dude. Like, that doesn't just happen. You can't fake that. You can't There is a certain level of artistry, craftsmanship, those authenticity, those things that come together and you smell it, like, immediately. And also the converse. Like, I can pop a tape in and go like, oh, the audience is nervous for that poor fellow. Oh, yeah, take that out. It's sort of like, what is it, Dave? Port Norris One bite, Everybody knows the rules. Like, same thing with comics a lot of times, like, one bite, everybody knows the rules. And you watch it and go like, 8, 6, 9, 2. You had that. And it's rare. And I'd watched enough tapes to know that it was rare. And I go, who's that guy? And they go, this guy Trevor. No. And I go, let's have him do this show. And they said, well, he's not, you know, he's not from here. He's from. Let's call him. And I was like, I'm Willy Wonka and I'm about to call this dude and blow his fucking mind and say, like, son, your. Your ship has come in. And so we called Trevor and we're like Jon Stewart of the Daily show in New York City and we'd like you to come in and do a bit for us. And you're like, well, my world tour doesn't end for another two months. And I was like. And it took me a while to figure out, like, oh, this opportunity is an enormous constriction of Trevor's visibility and a giant pay cut.
Trevor Noah
No, but you know what? You know what it was for me? No, you know what it was for me? Actually, I'll say this. I was. I was ignorant, but I'm happy that I was. I'm really pleased that I was ignorant.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
So I've never told you this, so I never knew who you were.
Jon Stewart
Right, right, right.
Trevor Noah
So you called me and. Which was also crazy. You called me. Not like an executive producer, you called me directly. I will. I've told this. This part before. But, like, I was. I'll never forget, I was in Harrods in London, the megastore that sells everything to the richest people in the world. Not because I could afford anything.
Jon Stewart
I'm having tea with the queen.
Trevor Noah
I wish I was. I was looking. I was staring at an underwater scooter thing, like a moped, you know, like the old school submersible things.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
It's like that.
Jon Stewart
A thing that only three people in the world have.
Trevor Noah
Exactly.
Jon Stewart
And two of them are sultanates. Yeah.
Trevor Noah
I'm staring at this, I'm looking at the price. I'm going, how long would it Take me. But where would I keep it? How? I don't live near the ocean. But this was just the culmination of my life's everything. And almost in a perfect way. My mom always says, ask God and God will respond. I went, God, how would I ever be able to afford this underwater moped? And my phone rings now, does your.
Jon Stewart
Mom know God was a Jew in this story? Does she have any sense?
Trevor Noah
She'd been cheering for the wrong team, my friend. What do you mean? My mom converted to Judaism many long ago.
Jon Stewart
What?
Trevor Noah
Yeah, my mom been like, she might.
Jon Stewart
Have taken my place. I got out of the business at 13, so I don't.
Trevor Noah
So you called me and this was like. I think what I remember most about it was the comedy of the conversation. Cause you called me like, hi, can I please speak to Trevor? Trevor? I was like, oh, speaking. You're like, hey, Trevor, this is. My name is Jon Stewart. I'm a comedian from New York City. Jon Stewart. You said you may or you may or may not know me. I said, sorry, I don't know you. And you said, your wording was so specific and it was so funny. You said, nor should you have. Nor should you have. It was so self effacing. I loved it. You said, nor should you have. And then you said, well, I host a little show. I run a little show in New York City. It's called the Daily Show. And I was like, oh, pause for applause. No, but then I said, oh, I've heard of that show. And you said, as you should. As you should. And I remember in that moment thinking, I don't know who this person is, but I've talked about this with every comedian. Like comedian, there is a silliness that comedians possess. And, and you know, when I felt it is like, I remember when I did Comedians in Cars with Jerry.
Jon Stewart
Yes, right.
Trevor Noah
Jerry said to me, I am yet to meet a comedian who answers another comedian's phone call in a normal voice. We all have like a aruga, Johnny boy. Well, hello there. There's just like a comedians. It doesn't matter what it is. There's a silliness.
Jon Stewart
I always answer as the queen.
Trevor Noah
There you go.
Jon Stewart
Hello.
Trevor Noah
You see?
Jon Stewart
No, Jon Stewart's not here right now. I'll see if I can rise.
Trevor Noah
This is what I mean. So it's almost like it's the badge that we have at work, you know, like, can you come in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a comedian. Here's my badge. So I go, this man is definitely a comedian. I know nothing about his world. I think I've heard of the Daily show. And the crazy thing for me was, I think you know this part just from the world, but you don't know. For me, the Daily show had the international edition, right?
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
Right.
Jon Stewart
They used to be on cnn, I think.
Trevor Noah
On cnn?
Jon Stewart
Yes. Like, it was a news show.
Trevor Noah
So in my world, you used to come after Christian Armand Paul, Richard Quest and like a bunch of other cnn. I mean, the Internet and, you know, the international one wasn't like the U.S. it wasn't just talking heads that shout at each other. It was very welcome. This is cnn. Hong Kong markets have opened and CNN is on the ground. Right.
Jon Stewart
The actual news and that goes on around the world. The thing that Americans are utterly and.
Trevor Noah
Blissfully aware of, when they were reporting live from Beirut, it was live in Beirut. It was, that's cnn.
Jon Stewart
And then once a week, and then.
Trevor Noah
This man would come on. And I think I saw you maybe twice, but you left an indelible impression in my brain because I didn't know what was happening. But I remember thinking, there is no way this man is gonna keep his job. I don't know when I found him in this journey, but he's not gonna keep his job because you. You and the news. And then you told a joke, and then the audience laughed. But then at some point they like, sort of groaned and they. But I didn't know there was the Daily Show. And then they went back to normal news. They're like, all right, now it's time for someone. It's Africa Focus. Here we go. And I remember thinking, damn that guy.
Jon Stewart
Who. He's gonna lose his job.
Trevor Noah
He's gonna lose his job.
Jon Stewart
It's why context is so important.
Trevor Noah
You know, you say that.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
But can I tell you, I genuinely believe one of the things that has happened. A lot of people ask me about Cancel Culture.
Jon Stewart
Right?
Trevor Noah
Always. I'm sure they've asked you.
Jon Stewart
Always.
Trevor Noah
And the thing I keep saying is, and I genuinely believe this, I don't think there's such a thing as cancel culture. I think people criticize someone if they don't like them. I think people have more platforms to criticize now. Right. Before people would write a letter, like my mom used to do, that she would write letters to the broadcaster in upset. Yeah, yeah.
Jon Stewart
Like letters to the editor.
Trevor Noah
One I remember was, she wrote a letter. There was a South African, Our Arby's, essentially, in South Africa. And they had a hamburger. And the ad was Handel's Messiah.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
So it's like Hallelujah Hallelujah. It was that vibe, right? My mom only knew that song as a church song.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
And I'll she. This woman looked at me and she said, did they just sell a hamburger using the Lord's music?
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
And I didn't know it was classical music. Neither did she. She wrote a whole letter. We went, we mailed it together to the broadcaster, they responded very kindly and they said, hey, actually this was not a Christian song. It's been co opted by religious organizations. But originally, and she read the letter to me and we sat there together like, well, I was maybe, wow, 10 years old, 12. But I remember even then being like, damn, we just learned something today. This is new. But to that point, in that world, context is everything. And when I think of like cancel culture and comedy and all these things, I go. Most of the time, comedians would be telling a joke in the context of a comedy space.
Jon Stewart
Correct? Right, yes.
Trevor Noah
You're on stage, audience is sitting there. We all know this is comedy. So if you look at an audience member and say, I wish you had died on the Titanic. They know you're in a comedy space.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
Now what happened is they take that joke out of the comedy space, Right. The algorithm sends it to somebody whose grandfather died on the Titanic.
Jon Stewart
Oh, that's, that's dead on. That's so fucking brilliant. That's exactly, that's exactly it. And even the people that know the context do it. Do that same thing. Because they want to weaponize it.
Trevor Noah
Oh, yeah.
Jon Stewart
To hurt you.
Trevor Noah
Oh, yeah.
Jon Stewart
The other thing that happened in the rise of social media are those that. Whose livings now depend on stirring the pot. So I used to do a bit. This must be 1996, 95 something. It was about Jewish community, black community, Jews and blacks. You know, why are we so mad at each other? You know, come from the same history, 2,000 years of abuse. We just expressed our sufferings differently as people. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complain. We just never thought of putting it to music, you know. Second, I did a whole thing. My grandmother wrote a blues song. Gee, it's drafty in here. You know, the whole thing. And then there was a bit about Jews and blacks, we shouldn't fight each other, we should get together and get whitey. Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong crowd. You know. Yeah, I'll go online now on like vdare websites or like white supremacist websites. No, my face like in like sort of as gray as they can possibly make it in the thing. Jews and blacks should get Whitey. And then, like, this Jew thinks that. And they know. Of course they know. But it's their way of. It's an intimidation tactic. But what social media is, is, like, when we do a gig, whenever you do a gig, there's always people that aren't digging it. You feel it.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
You work the, you know, seller. There's always going to be a couple tables that are like, yeah, yeah.
Trevor Noah
There's always the plus ones. It's the people who came with a friend, didn't necessarily come for you, or the comedy.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
And they're like, let's see what happens.
Jon Stewart
We're not. We're not down. Yes. It would bother you in the moment. Then you go upstairs, you have plate of hummus with your friends, you start goofing off all that stuff, and you walk away. Social media is after that show. Then you have to ride home in the cab with them while they talk about how bad you are.
Trevor Noah
Love that.
Jon Stewart
And that's. So it's. It's there, man.
Trevor Noah
That's such a great analogy.
Jon Stewart
It's there to get you. It's there and it works. People say, like, you should ignore it. It's like, hey, let me ask you, if you're walking down the street and someone yells your name, do you turn around?
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Like, of course you do. You're human.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
So you try your best not to allow it to infiltrate the parts of you that are more stable, but it's very hard to just, ah.
Trevor Noah
I think it's very unhuman.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
To do that, of course.
Jon Stewart
And that is the economy that's grown up around it. So what they do is they try to find the thing that they think will be most upsetting. Now, obviously, it loses its efficacy after a while. Like, for me, the funniest part was like, my dog Dipper died. I don't know if you ever met Dipper. I used to bring him to the show three Legger, the greatest dog in the world, he died. I announced it on the show as a blubberingator, and people on social media started responding very positively. So I did a thing I never do, which is post some shit. Here's some pictures of me and my family when we first met Dipper. We met him at a shelter down on Crosby street, and people started in the comment section of those pictures, responding with pictures of dogs they had lost. They are sort of. So the first picture was like, this is, you know, Coco, our cavalier King Charles. I hope that she and Dipper are playing at the Rainbow Bridge. And, you know, this is Mr. Muggles, you know, our cockroach spaniel.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jon Stewart
And then the third one was, why did you change your name, Jew?
Trevor Noah
Oh.
Jon Stewart
And I was like, oh, right. It's got nothing to do with their lives. Are. Whatever it is, either financially or emotionally. That's their job.
Trevor Noah
But some of them. You know what the worst thing is? Some of them aren't even real. That's the scariest thing, John.
Jon Stewart
Quite possibly.
Trevor Noah
No, like.
Jon Stewart
But a lot of them are.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Not only real.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
But become famous.
Trevor Noah
Yes, that's. That's true.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, that's true.
Trevor Noah
But I think that's what makes it sad for me is when we go to context.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
I've seen this happen to you. I spend a lot of time analyzing online. I don't spend time actually online. I don't care for it much.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
But I love the behind the scenes machinations of it, you know? So I sit with engineers, they teach me about algorithms. I really. Yeah, I love this. I love, love, love this, love it to bits. And one of the things I've really loved is seeing how information gets disseminated, but specifically sent to different groups of people for like a. Like a really, really distinct purpose, you know? And then I started. They showed it to me even on the tiniest things that you and I have done, for instance.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
So I hosted the White House Correspondent Center. You have as well. Half of my correspondence dinner was played on Fox News. Was played on conservative sites. Was.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
Everything I said about Joe Biden, the Democrats, msnbc, if you've lost.
Jon Stewart
Trevor. No, yeah, Yeah.
Trevor Noah
I never thought I'd say this, but.
Jon Stewart
I agree with him.
Trevor Noah
This, this is quite funny, I guess. I guess that's what happens when you get him away from the Daily show writers. Then. I mean. Yeah, looks like those woke up, you know, I guess every now and again he can be. Fuck. Ironically, it was the Daily show writers that I was with. I mean, you know, you roll with the crew, so. But it was. And then on the other side as well, people got the clips right, but they show who they sent it to. It's so weird. It's like. It's not a.
Jon Stewart
They send it to people purposefully, yes.
Trevor Noah
But they also send. Partially. That's the key thing, I think that's the most insidious. So back in the day, Jon Stewart is at a desk and jon Stewart says, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Jon Stewart
Right, right.
Trevor Noah
You see that? You might not like three, you might not like seven, but you saw that this man counted to 10.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
Now what they do is they go, take the seven, take the three, send it to all the people who hate John for saying those numbers, the other numbers, let's get it to these people, and we're gonna split that. And so now what happens is you have a world where people hate other people not because they know them, but only because they know them by a fraction of the thing they are saying or doing, which I think is. I think that's like. It's even more terrifying because.
Jon Stewart
Absolutely. Well, it's also what it. What it tells you is the principle is merely conflict. The principle is. Yeah, is outrage and conflict. But, you know, I always wondered where social media fit in. You know those videos of, like, a squirrel decomposing, like, where the squirrel is the content. And you just see over time, you're like, every single part is going to be brought back into nature, so it's going to go to the ground. Nitrogen. That's what's. The economy that we live in in terms of ideas is not really an economy of ideas. It's an economy of fragments of fragments of ideas that are not cohesive or coherent or contextual, but they are monetized. And the aggregators come in. Something I actually wanted to throw on the show on the Mondays is this idea somehow that social media resembles in any way free speech, or that it resembles in any way the town square, because those are. Those are neutral vessels that you fill with ideas. So let's say I go to a town square, and it's a place where people come together, and it's an. An amalgamation of ideas and thoughts and things and a gathering spot. So I come in and I go, severance. Oh, my God, severance is so good. And then a couple people come over and they hear about it and they want to talk about it because they've got some opinions on it. And then one other person walks by and goes, you're a Jew. And I go, what? Go, yeah, no, you're a Jew, you change your name, you're a Jew. And I go, oh, yeah, no, we're. We're talking about severance. I go, yeah, no, I just. I was notified that you were here, and I just wanted to come in and go, you're a Jewish. That's social media. That's the algorithm. Right?
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
So then I go, I think I'm going to leave. And as I'm walking away, the town square goes, hey, before you go, there's someone you might want to check out. It's the you're a Jew guy and these little tribes, what they're trying to get you to do is be provoked so that you stop and you engage some more. The town square doesn't benefit the longer you stay in an argument.
Trevor Noah
Exactly.
Jon Stewart
And it's such an interesting idea that we think it's free speech, but it's not speech. It's ultra processed speech. It's speech in the way that Doritos are food. It's something that has been designed by people in lab coats to get past the parts of your brain that protect your mental health or your. But we don't think of it in that way. We think of it as a pay into this right that we have. Or an example of the highest aspiration of free speech when in actuality it's toxic. Designed as such. Whatever the mental version of obesity and diabetes is, that's what it's designed for.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And. And I've only been thinking about. Only because of. Of where we're at with speech in this country and how it's been co opted as this incredible value on the right.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
They're only allowing it to go on the right because they view it as helpful to their larger cause. Right.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
You know, societal ideological battles aren't capitalism, communism or socialism communism or any of those other kinds of totalitarianism.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
It's woke unwoke. And for them, social media is a powerful unwoke multiplier. It amplifies that feeling for whatever reason in terms of virality. Do you remember the, the. It was another. I think it was a hearing where it was Facebook, it wasn't Twitter and they made Zuckerberg turn and apologize.
Trevor Noah
Oh yeah, I remember. Yeah.
Jon Stewart
You know, what are you going to say to the daughters up you. I think it was that they had purposefully targeted 13 year old girls at their low ebb.
Trevor Noah
Right. I think it was Instagram that was the worst offender in that. Yeah, yeah.
Jon Stewart
And now, you know, that was back when he had the bowl cut and he was still like.
Trevor Noah
This is before he had the swag switch.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Give me the Prince Valiant, but not so long, you know, I don't want to look like a hippie. And then. And now they've given them all permission to just be. Stop pretending like there's something about this moment that I appreciate. Because the undercurrent of corruption and the underlying quid pro quo and transactional nature of the way the world works is now just. It used to be hidden. And every now and again they would call them and go apologize to the girls. And now they're just like, hey, you're all right. And they've made it explicitly. Yeah, it's now and without shame. It's. In some ways they've come out of the closet. They're finally being themselves.
Trevor Noah
They are.
Jon Stewart
And now we know what we're up against. Which I kind of.
Trevor Noah
You prefer that I prefer it. I always say Trump for everything he's done or whatever. I go Trump has been a black light on America's democracy.
Jon Stewart
Yes. Yes.
Trevor Noah
You know, so every.
Jon Stewart
Everything for someone who stays in a lot of hotel rooms. That is not. That is not the analogy. Metaphor. Whatever. I hope you go for there. And now I gotta. Oh, he is that thing on your hotel mattress that you didn't know was there but had slept on for two nights.
Trevor Noah
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Jon Stewart
Yeah. For me it felt like socializing. Like, I don't, I like being on social media.
Trevor Noah
Felt like socializing. Okay.
Jon Stewart
I like purpose. I like purposeful interaction. I like purpose. I like intention. I like projects. I like making things. I like, you know, woodworking, music.
Trevor Noah
You still make furniture, by the way.
Jon Stewart
I, I, once we moved, I don't no longer have my, my furniture making equipment.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
But I loved it like, because I.
Trevor Noah
Heard this about you and I was like, yeah, this can't be no real.
Jon Stewart
It's real.
Trevor Noah
What did you make?
Jon Stewart
Oh, God. Dressers.
Trevor Noah
No. John.
Jon Stewart
Bed. Yeah.
Trevor Noah
I thought you were gonna tell me like a little. You talking like furniture? Furniture.
Jon Stewart
Oh yeah.
Trevor Noah
Like big on.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, Yeah. I made our, our kids first changing table and then we took a, a little bandsaw and cut out. We used to have cats and so we would cut out the shape of cats in the bottom of it so that they could go in and go into their, into their litter boxes was this.
Trevor Noah
Where did you get this from? How do, how do you just go into carpentry?
Jon Stewart
The funny thing is you just go into it. So I'm always looking for ways to quiet my mind that are not, you know, in the old days it was drugs and alcohol.
Trevor Noah
Right.
Jon Stewart
So, you know, once you wake up in a crack house in East St. Louis at 4 in the morning and go, oh, I think I'm not making good decisions. You try and come up with other ways that you can quiet the noise.
Trevor Noah
Are you actually saying this? Were you?
Jon Stewart
I. Am I actually saying that you woke.
Trevor Noah
Up in a crack house?
Jon Stewart
That's correct. Yeah. This was obviously years ago.
Trevor Noah
Many, many years ago.
Jon Stewart
It wasn't. It's been a couple of weeks. No, it was, I was working.
Trevor Noah
Like I, I knew you as a guy who smoked a lot.
Jon Stewart
Yes. They were all sort of the, the, the product of a mind that I had trouble quieting. Right.
Trevor Noah
Huh.
Jon Stewart
And so when I'm busy, I am healthier and when I am not busy, I was very unhealthy because, you know, your mind, it doesn't take long for your mind to go from, you know, hey, that was a good set to. You failed everyone that ever loved you.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And, and trying to find your way. And this is, I mean, I'm talking about early 90s, mid-90s, like bad. So I had to find other ways. Now then it was, you know, smoking helped different things, but I found these kinds of hand to material projects helped me disappear for hours. And it was, it's like, I think what you would imagine a Deprivation tank. There's a peace in it. And when you have that peace, when you come out of it, it's not as though the benefit of it evaporates. It stays with you. It keeps you sort of in a grounded state. And so I think that's why I was always like really drawn to it is I could just disappear in it and you would build something. So the tangible part of having something that was the fruit of that labor was wonderful. It was a fun thing. But that's not why. The why is the hours of measuring and sanding and fixing and fitting things together. And now I'm finding that in music. I took up drums like eight years ago, seven years ago.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And that's another form of that. The benefit of just experiencing and feeling this other state. Right. My normal state of being vibrates too hot. It just does. I don't know how to stop it. So these things, the old interventions, as George Carlin said, like, they work for a bit, but after a while don't work.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And, but you find these other ways. And as I've gotten older, I think the frequency, you vibrate at a slightly less intense frequency, so that helps as well. But you know, it's very self destructive to try and stop that. If you don't do it in a way that, you know, has an idea towards longevity. Yeah, you can stop it.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
But the things that stop it are generally the things that also stop you. Like, it's, it's, in some ways it's a chemotherapy, like, you know, drugs and alcohol can stop you from vibrating like that. But you have to, you have to be cognizant of like, what else am I killing?
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
You know, these other things stop it in a much more sort of positive, productive, sustainable way. So that's, you know, that's been great.
Trevor Noah
You've blown my mind.
Jon Stewart
Really. Yeah.
Trevor Noah
Because I've always seen you, especially in my life, as like a, like Yoda. I always call you, I call you Jewish Yoda, you know, he means that.
Jon Stewart
Because I'm, I'm short and. No, incredibly old, maybe 900 years and slightly green. I don't know what the lighting's like in here, but the reflection off that.
Trevor Noah
We clearly have very different perceptions of Yoda. For me it was because here I was, this random straggler in the universe. I was just like doing my thing.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
Yoda comes along and goes, hey, I'm going to teach you how to raise a spaceship out of the mud.
Jon Stewart
But I, I go, the force was.
Trevor Noah
Strong in this, you see I'm like, I don't even know what the Force is. I don't know what the Force is. Yeah. And then I learn how to use a lightsaber. And then the next thing you know, it's Darth Vader and Palpatine in my life. I'm getting death threats from the Starship Troopers.
Jon Stewart
You're welcome. What did I tell you? I think I told you was I go, this is. You know, you're going to look at this like, oh, what a great opportunity. I'm like, but I know the truth. The truth is it's really a Twilight Zone episode where, like, a guy who has been sentenced to guard this one thing finds somebody that he can hand the key to and go, now it's you.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, but you gave me. You gave me something that I think nobody gave you, I think. And that was the wisdom on the other side of it. Well, genuinely, you gave me whatever I.
Jon Stewart
Whatever I had accrued at that point, because I also. I had gone into it so blind.
Trevor Noah
But that's what I mean.
Jon Stewart
Yeah. But I also knew, no matter what, no matter how carefully we crafted it.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
No matter how much you and I, like, shared about frustrations or look out for this, it's always going to be hard. Like, it's not like that made it easy for you.
Trevor Noah
Yeah. But if somebody tells you there's a weight on the ground, and they tell you that this weight will be the hardest thing you have ever lifted in your life when you go to it, and it is the hardest thing you've ever lifted in your life, your expectations have been met. And it doesn't mean that the weight lessens in any way. It doesn't lighten the load, but it does mean that you are doing the right.
Jon Stewart
This is why I knew when I saw you, you're doing it the right way about things.
Trevor Noah
Yeah. You're doing it the right way. So, you know, while I was doing it, I wasn't going, this is going wrong. I was going, ah, man, this is hard. The Daily show is easily the hardest thing I've ever done, like, doing in life. Genuinely, I've had a hard life, but the Daily show is the hardest thing I've actively done.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
That is the hardest.
Jon Stewart
Right, In a. In a work environment.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, completely. Completely.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
Yeah. And so the reason I say it blows my mind is because I go, from the time I met you, like, people would say, oh, man, Jon used to be rock and roll. But when they said rock and roll, I thought they just meant, like, leather jacket and Smoking. Because I've genuinely. I've met few human beings who are more. Let's put it this way.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
First time we were gonna do a segment on the Daily show, you tricked me because you didn't tell me we were going to do a segment.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
All right. You said, come and hang out. I came to hang out.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
We just, like, moseyed around the office. I'd see you, you know, pottering from one part to the other. You go down to the, you know, field department, you're gonna do blah, blah, blah. And then we chat. In the moments that you had free. We chat, we chat, we chat, we chat. And then one of the conversations, you said, what do you think of New York? And I said, well, I don't know, man. The potholes. I said, what is this place? And we started talking about. And you were like, what's it like? Where are you from? I was like, well, the puddles aren't this bad. And we had this whole conversation. We had this whole. And then you said, great, we need that on the show.
Jon Stewart
Yes. That's a good bit. Yeah.
Trevor Noah
But beyond it being a good bit, you saw something that I would have never seen, and it was a deeper commentary on the idea of America's exceptionalism versus the world. And what the. I was just going, hey, man, the road's here. Not what I expected. So when I hear you saying this, and I think for most people, if they go like Jon Stewart taking drugs, drinking in a hole, and then we see this man who is easily, and I say this to everyone, one of the wisest human beings I've ever met.
Jon Stewart
Oh, that's very.
Trevor Noah
No, but genuinely. And not wise in like a I know everything way, but rather in. You can look at a thing you don't know and go, I don't know anything. But this is what I think it might not be or be.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
You know, which. Which is what I think a lot of the time. Wisdom is based on my life. This is how I'm going to perceive the situation.
Jon Stewart
Right. And take. And take nothing for granted, because that's, you know, and. And that's where your upbringing and those things. There is a perspective to be given from. You know, it's a humility. Right. If you understand the fragility of everything that you experience, you don't ever get to that place. It's sort of like the way I am with conspiracy theorists. Conspiracy theorists will say, like, hey, man, you know, I'm just asking questions. And I'm like, you're not actually just Asking questions. Because if you were just asking questions, you'd want to listen for the answer and you'd want those answers. When I talk to those people, you know, they're like, hey, man, you're a. Your controlled opposition now. You used to question things. And I'm like, I still question things with conspiracy people. I'm not in any way objecting to their skepticism. I'm objecting to their certainty. Right. If you remain skeptical, but not just of the narrative, but also of the counter narrative, you have to. And that is born of, in my mind, instability. I was born of instability. And so, in fact, I'm going to write a book called Born in Instability. It doesn't have the same.
Trevor Noah
Where were you born?
Jon Stewart
But I was born here, Manhattan, in doctor's hospital. It's not even there anymore.
Trevor Noah
So you've literally just been.
Jon Stewart
Well, my parents. My father was from Coney island, from Brooklyn, and my mother was from Washington Heights, so I went to City College.
Trevor Noah
I struggle to understand a lot of the time. I've spent many years trying to process it. But I've struggled to understand how you could see me and you when on the surface we have such different lives.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
Cause I look at what you just did now. You just pointed at your whole life like this. You know, by the way, let the.
Jon Stewart
Record show I am correct directionally.
Trevor Noah
No, you are. You are.
Jon Stewart
I am correct.
Trevor Noah
But what I find the paradox of Jon Stewart, for me is I've met few people who have traveled less and yet have gone to more places. No, I mean this. I know people who have traveled the world.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
No. And have no perspectives and have no curiosities and have no learnings from it. So their bodies have gone to another country or another place.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
But their mind and their spirit has not.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
You get what I'm saying?
Jon Stewart
Yes. And yet I meet you and I've been to Buffalo. Buffalo and Rocky.
Trevor Noah
Did you travel more now? I hope so, yes. Okay. This is good.
Jon Stewart
I'm just saying that. No, I. I tried to. Because of the kids? Yeah, because of the kids. Okay, okay. And the time and all that. And we traveled more in my diaspora. We traveled more and so what do.
Trevor Noah
You mean in your diaspora?
Jon Stewart
When I wasn't doing the Daily Show. When I wasn't doing.
Trevor Noah
I've only heard of diaspora used, like, as an African thing.
Jon Stewart
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it's a big Jewish thing, the Jewish Diaspora, by the way. Oh, we'll get into that later. I'm. The Jewish Diaspora thing. I've been really considering this in My head. It's something we can talk about later.
Trevor Noah
And we should definitely talk about it.
Jon Stewart
All right. You want to talk about now?
Trevor Noah
Who told water right now?
Jon Stewart
So I've been thinking about this. This is in a larger context of good Jew, bad Jew. Right. So I'm clearly not religious.
Trevor Noah
Okay.
Jon Stewart
I sometimes admire people of faith, but I can't get there. Like, I know it's sort of like faking orgasms for me. Like, there's a certain. Like, yeah, Like. And I'll do. The people will say, like, oh, bow your head in prayer. And I'll be like. And then we'll, you know, we'll do Mona silence. And I'll. But in the silence, I'm really like. I wonder, is anybody. Oh, look at that dude over there. You know, I'm not really silent, so I don't. I don't get it. But I am Jewish. Like, it just is. It is what it is. And it's born of that. That's my family. They were Jewish. Their parents were Jewish, whatever it was. But this idea somehow, and it ties into Israel that whatever you were born as, you won't be safe unless you are somehow ensconced in some version of an ancestral home. I think is a really dangerous precedent. I think the idea that we must go home, like, this is my. Where I pointed. That's where I'm from. That's my home.
Trevor Noah
Right.
Jon Stewart
Like, I can triangulate where I'm at. This is where I feel most comfortable. This is where I'll always gravitationally come back to. I don't live in a diaspora. I've been to Israel. I was like, wow, that's impressive. I could see why they wrote the Bible here. It looks very. That's a lot of mountain. That's a lot of desert. Like. But I reject the idea somehow that communities of people aren't whole unless they are able to repopulate some ancient version of where they believe is their source. Does that make sense? It does.
Trevor Noah
It does make sense.
Jon Stewart
And I don't know if that's applicable to the African diaspora, but for me, I think it's a dangerous precedent to tell people that they will never be safe unless they are somewhere else. I always feel like, well, then the job is to make us all safe here, because this is my home.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
So that's what I've been.
Trevor Noah
Chappelle said something to that effect, which I really appreciated. He said we have to do a better job of making Jewish. And I paraphrase him, our Jewish brothers and sisters feel so Safe. That they do not need to defend Israel, regardless of what it does, because they feel like that's the only place where they will be safe.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
You know, which I think we want because it does.
Jon Stewart
It puts you in a moment where you say to yourself, I have to, because they're fighting for me.
Trevor Noah
Right.
Jon Stewart
But that can't be, because that's. Then they have to be forced to dehumanize someone else, and that can't be. So it's that cycle of always believing that there is this final move that we all have to make. And there is. You know, there is also a little bit of apocalyptic rendering in all that, which is. There are many people who believe, like, all these pieces must be in place for the final fire.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, that's a. That's a strong incentive that I didn't know about until I moved to America.
Jon Stewart
Oh, they didn't know.
Trevor Noah
That was never a thing where I was from. There was no evangelical group who was saying, we need this to happen in Israel so that the prophecies can come. I only learned about it when I got here as a.
Jon Stewart
What is in terms of like, African religious tradition?
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Right. How similar is it to kind of the different variations that you see here? Is it like. Is it proselytizing? Is it sort of, you know, does it have as many different variations?
Trevor Noah
Yes.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
I'm not a religious scholar. My mother actually is, but I'm not.
Jon Stewart
Is that why she went Judaism? She actually. Comparison.
Trevor Noah
No, she actually did. I think one of the reasons. No, really. I asked her about this. I said to her, I was like, why? Why Judaism? And she said, I was always seeking the source. I always wanted to go deeper. She's like, okay, if I'm at Christianity, I want to know, but where does Christianity come from? And I'm going to go deeper, and I'm going to go deeper and then. You know what I mean? So now, like, week in and week out, it's like her reading the Torah, sending me little scriptures and what. And it's like, I know when Purim is. I know I have to be in the mix. I'm always in the mix in that way. Right.
Jon Stewart
You know, my mother sends me messages about knowing when poor as well. Different reason.
Trevor Noah
So it's definitely as broad because there were so many parts of African religion that were stripped away by colonialism. Right. So colonization comes in. A lot of African religion gets stripped away. And so I think for the most part now you have a lot of hybridization.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
So there's still Some people who go, like, I still believe in my ancestors, even though, like, strict Christianity will say, you don't know. There's no such thing. God is your only thing you're worrying about. And you don't speak to your ancestors. If you're Catholic, you can speak to Mary, but no one else. And, you know, it's that type of thing. So. And that, for me, it was because I went to four or five churches every Sunday. So I lived in this most of my life. We went to. I. I went to a Catholic school.
Jon Stewart
Okay.
Trevor Noah
Right. And then I went to a interdenominational church, but then I also went to a Anglican church, and then I went to Methodist church, you know. But the thing I found across all of them is they just have a slightly different bent on one part of the. Why.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
At some point, they have a nexus that combines all of them.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
But the biggest thing I would say that's a difference when you talk about the African Diaspora is I love that you had the bit blacks and Jews, because my mom always says that and because I always grew up saying that. And I remember having to explain this once I was having a conversation with a friend. It was around the time, I think, LeBron James had a clip of himself up and a video clip, and he was saying, like, we gonna make that Jewish money. We're gonna be the Jews. You know what I mean? It was a whole thing, right? And he got. I mean, you can imagine people were just like, LeBron, come on, LeBron. Anti Semitic. And then he put the video down. He apologized. It was the whole thing. It was a whole thing. And I was talking to a friend of mine who lives in LA, and he said. He's like, Man, I can't believe LeBron did this. And I said, I get what you're saying. And I'm not saying don't be offended. However, I think you are missing some context. And some of the context you're missing is how Jewish people have been perceived, for the most part, not speaking for all black people by black people.
Jon Stewart
Sure.
Trevor Noah
Because a lot of black people have gone. There is only one other group we know of who has also been enslaved, who has also been, like, chased out of different parts and places, who have also been ostracized. We only know one group who's done that, who we now perceive to be successful on the other side.
Jon Stewart
Exactly.
Trevor Noah
And so I know a lot of black people are going, man, we need to be. We need to be the Jew. We need black Jews. We need. And I was trying to Explain to him. I was like, I get it from your perspective, you're not wrong. But I hope you do understand that a lot of it in, like, parts of hip hop and a lot of it in black culture is when we used to get dressed on Sundays and you would go to church, you always had to look good, Your parents would put you in your nice clothes, and kids in the township in South Africa would say, oh, go get Jewish. Which means you're wearing your Jewish. And it was. They said that because haseeds were always in like a.
Jon Stewart
Right, right, right.
Trevor Noah
Yo, people would. We would grow up, just be like, yo, these people dapper coat. Yo, these people are dapper.
Jon Stewart
So got your hair on point.
Trevor Noah
Go get Jewish. That's what I'm talking about, you know, so that context, I think is. Is important. But I think the main difference is just to go back a little bit. Some of it I experienced. And I say all of this with the caveat that I don't speak for everyone ever. Right. But I did notice in the United States there was a similar idea around Africa and African Americans, the motherland. Right. So there was this idea where people would go, you are not from here. Right. People say, go back to where you came from.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
And so a lot of black Americans would go, I will never be safe.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
Until I can go back to where I'm from.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
In the same way that you're saying many Jewish people might go, amen, I will never be safe unless there is a place that is distinctly and specifically made for me.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
And then what would happen was, you know, a lot of African Americans would come to Africa. And I think on the one hand, they would be shocked by how it's not home.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
But there's one part of it that they would get, which is, oh, this is why I eat this food, or this is why I hum like this. Or.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
These are my people who have informed me before I even knew I was going to exist.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
And there's a certain solace that comes in that.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
And to your point, I think sometimes we focus a little too much on the physical thing as opposed to the real thing.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
The culture. That is the. That's the thing that should never die.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
Do you get what I'm saying?
Jon Stewart
And that's placeless that you can put in your knapsack when you try. You know, that's.
Trevor Noah
And that's the thing people try to wipe out, by the way.
Jon Stewart
Right. And it's the thing also that. And when it mixes and when it creates something new and unique, beautiful. And it has so many colors to it. And it reminds me that so much of all this, you know when you say, like, oh, they view Jews a certain way, or they might view blacks this way, or African Americans this way. No one has discernment for what they aren't. Your only discernment is for, like, I can tell if I can look at Jews and be like, Sephardic, Ashkenazi Reform, like, I can break down. I was in.
Trevor Noah
I love that. No one has discernment for what they aren't.
Jon Stewart
You can't. It's. It's the hardest thing in the world because it's. Yeah, it's hard enough to have empathy for what you aren't.
Trevor Noah
You know what?
Jon Stewart
Let alone discernment, it reminds me of.
Trevor Noah
Someone said this once. We're having a conversation, and someone said, I. It was a white person. And they said, white liberal person. Very liberal. Very, very liberal. Very liberal job. Very liberal.
Jon Stewart
Although not for the school. Not our school. You shouldn't. Please.
Trevor Noah
Well, that's different. Because the kids, you got to understand, they know each other.
Jon Stewart
They have to be together. No, they know. It's very different to. Is you don't want other kids slowing them down.
Trevor Noah
It's. It's because they're unfair to them, to be honest.
Jon Stewart
They want to be gastroenterologists.
Trevor Noah
It's really unfair.
Jon Stewart
You know, Max, it's really. He's so smart.
Trevor Noah
And I'm. I. Max loves everyone. And Max loves everyone.
Jon Stewart
He loves everyone, loves everyone.
Trevor Noah
I. I want him to have more black friends.
Jon Stewart
He has to.
Trevor Noah
You know, he has. He really does.
Jon Stewart
We take, you know, we shop at Benetton because of the. Because of the wrong.
Trevor Noah
And. And we. We're chatting and this person went, you know, some people cross the road when a black man walks down towards them. It's like 3am and they cross the road. And I would never cross the road if I'm walking at 3am and a black man, you know what I do? I walk. I keep my head up. And it was so funny. Cause it was one white person. It was only black people they were talking to. And then we went, well, I mean, sometimes you gotta cross the road. And they were like, what? And we went, well, what kind of black person? And they were like, what do you mean? And we said, well, you see, you're just saying a black person, right? I know for a fact every black person walking down the street will look at a black person and not just see what you just said, not a black, but you'll be like, I don't know if I, if I want to take a chance here. But that discernment is something that a lot of people don't understand cross culturally.
Jon Stewart
Mike Huckabee was on the show once and he was on.
Trevor Noah
I thought you said my cuckabee.
Jon Stewart
My. My cuckabee. My cuckabee.
Trevor Noah
My brain for a second. Yeah, my cuckoo. Okay. Mike Huckabee, I had a cuckooby.
Jon Stewart
He was on. And he was on one of his jeremiads of culture and how I think Beyonce had just come out with it was the album where she was expressing her physical love for Jay Z. So it was my surfboard.
Trevor Noah
Surfboard.
Jon Stewart
All these things.
Trevor Noah
He was writing on that board. Writing, writing on that board.
Jon Stewart
This had upset my cuckaby terribly because of the children, Trevor. The children love Beyonce and now the children are going to know that sometimes when a man loves a woman very much, they use them as surfboards. You understand? It's a very dangerous precedent that's being set. So he's talking about the terrible nature of this kind of sexually explicit and suggestive. Mike Huckabee plays bass in a band, right? He had on Ted Nugent. Ted Nugent has a song called Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. And he has another song about banging like a 15 year old girl. Cat Scratch Fever or something like that that they played. And I said, Mike, you. You love that Ted, he's a good old boy. You don't understand. It's just. But that surfboard, I mean, come on. But the sweet Poontang, come on. You know, Ted, he's a good old boy. And what people don't understand is like, they might. A car filled with black people with a lot of bass on it might scare the shit out of a white person. But do they understand? Their pickup truck with the gun rack blasting country is something that other people don't understand and are fearful of. But that car could pull up to Mike Huckabee's picnic and it'd be fine. Ignorance is epidemic. Most people aren't malevolent, but it's. We can't discern the difference. I sat with. I was on LeBron show the Barbershop. You love the show, the Barbershop they went through. They were all talking about their barbershop. It's like the cr. It was like me.
Trevor Noah
Did you get a lineup or did you like. Did you actually get your hair?
Jon Stewart
No, no, no.
Trevor Noah
Okay, okay.
Jon Stewart
They, they don't know what to. I don't even know what to. But we're all sitting around and it was, I think, Jared Carmichael and Draymond Green and LeBron and Mav Carter, and, you know, they're telling their barbershop stories, and they like, look at me, and I'm like, I'm only here to collect the rent. Like, I don't. That's what. That's what we do here. But it was so interesting when we were talking, as Draymond said to me, goes, jews, man. You look out for each other. And in the moment, I was, like, dumbstruck of this idea of, like, Jews, we look out for each other. As though, again, somebody who's been faced with not having discernment their whole life, right? Who so easily passes into the realm of. And, oh, by the way, I don't either, but that's fine. And that's so much of the issue is we just don't. It was like in the war on terror, where we were, like, you know, we were bombing the shit out of countries before we even knew. Like, wait, Shia and Sunni. What. Yeah, there's different. What if we were able to understand that lack of discernment without placing such negative value on it? In other words, if we were more understanding of prejudice and stereotype and less tolerant of racism, we'd start to understand that prejudice and stereotype are functions mostly of ignorance and of experience. Racism is malevolent. Right. But the other is way more natural. But we react as though it might metastasize immediately.
Trevor Noah
Yes.
Jon Stewart
And so I think we throw up barriers to each other in a way that we're crossing the street before we have to. And the anger that that engenders is part of what builds, I think, those walls.
Trevor Noah
I think it's also because it's exactly what you're saying, but again, more than most countries in the world. And I think it's starting to spread now because of social media, but I think more than most countries in the world, in America, that's been weaponized. So when I was doing the Daily Show, I barely got time to really go home to South Africa. Like, you know, it's. It's. It's a slog, and then you need the time to relax and rest and blah, blah, blah. But now that I've had more time to go back and just, like, pop back and pop back, right? I. I realized how much nuance I've even robbed myself of because America wants a snap judgment, you know, so America immediately wants the. You said it. It's over. As opposed to why did you say it? What did you mean by it? Oh, this is how it can be interpreted. It's slow, it's laborious, it's oftentimes boring. But you know what it is, John? It's context. It is completely. Completely.
Jon Stewart
Did you just do a. Young man.
Trevor Noah
It's context.
Jon Stewart
You just did a callback. But do you just walk us around the park to where we started, for God's sakes? I think that's right.
Trevor Noah
Yeah. And I've noticed.
Jon Stewart
And grace. Yeah, I think that's the. The missing ingredient of context.
Trevor Noah
Oh, I like that.
Jon Stewart
Actually Is often grace and the forgiveness going back to Dave, you know, he said something once. I can't remember what we were talking about. He goes, so important man, forgive yourself. You know how it gets. Lean in, give yourself, give yourself. And I was just. I just thought that was such a incredibly, wonderfully foundational concept, because so much of getting back to sort of the vibration of the brain that. That you need to calm. Is a lack of grace for yourself.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
A lack of forgiveness for yourself for mistakes, for missteps, for. Is trying to discern the context of those missteps and what was done, of ignorance and what could be cured. And what could you learn, not in a performative way, but in a way that you could then a seed that you could plant in yourself that you could nurture and grow into something. Right.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And that feels like such an important step of that.
Trevor Noah
It's funny you say that. The most difficulty I had on the Daily show was when I got into trouble for saying the thing that I wasn't saying.
Jon Stewart
Oh, really?
Trevor Noah
Do you know what I mean?
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
I could handle someone not liking my opinion. I was like, yeah, it's an opinion. We all have that.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
I don't agree with this. Okay, good for you. Let's have a conversation.
Jon Stewart
Did you feel it was purposeful, the misunderstanding? Because my guess is some people didn't understand. Some people understood and weaponized it because they saw advantage.
Trevor Noah
No, I think some people. It was actually the people who I think I was speaking with or for or, you know, in.
Jon Stewart
Oh.
Trevor Noah
It was those moments where you go.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm.
Trevor Noah
No. What do you mean? You know, it's like you. You played soccer. You know what? It's. It's like it literally felt like sometimes you're crossing the ball and your team goes. You try to clear the ball for.
Jon Stewart
Them and you go, no, I misunderstood. You're talking literally about, like, your Allies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
Trevor Noah
I remember saying this to the team at the show all the time, right? I'd say if there was one thing I would change about American politics, especially for liberals, especially for liberals, is liberals have a really. For lack of a better term, it's like, it's a really black and white system of being in and out. And I find Republicans or conservatives, maybe because they're more religious, they believe more in the story of redemption. They believe more in, like, you didn't mean that. Well, atone and you can come back in.
Jon Stewart
That's interesting.
Trevor Noah
Do you know how many times I heard very Christian people say, I would say, how could you support Trump? And then they would say to me, and I get it completely. They'd go, he's not a perfect vessel. And they'd say, go, read the Bible. The Bible is littered with stories of imperfect men delivering a perfect message. And I'd be like, damn. And I would envy that for liberals. Cause I would go, you know how many times liberals would not consider the possibility that the person they are in lockstep with slipped or tripped or didn't.
Jon Stewart
Even might actually be an imperfect person?
Trevor Noah
You might find they did something that made sense and it affected you in a way that you thought.
Jon Stewart
And here's how the liberal mind fights back against that very message. So as you're talking, right, it's about the grace of faith and how it teaches you to forgive and. And to feel. Redemption through imperfect vessels is such an important part of growth. And as you're talking the whole time, I'm like, yo, the Bible, you know, talks about slavery. I mean, the Bible, you know, there's literally instructions for slavery in the Bible. So I mean, you know, you use that as a. So you immediately. And it is, It's a. It's a flaw, but it's a thing in my mind. And it's why faith. It's why I so faith resistant. I can't let my brain stop the litigation.
Trevor Noah
I'm full of faith.
Jon Stewart
Yeah. I can't.
Trevor Noah
You see, that's a weird one. Is like, I. I'm not particularly religious, but I'm right. An example is like, I play football. Soccer every week, right? Play here still? Yeah, still. The knees are driver. We're trying our best here, John. We're trying. You don't play at all. Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Once you hit 60, you said this.
Trevor Noah
To me about 40, by the way.
Jon Stewart
Once you hit 40.
Trevor Noah
No, no, I still play. And I joke. One of my best friends now I met playing soccer here In New York at Pier 40. And we have this team. It is like the United Nations. I mean, Algerians, Nigerians, Ghanaians, French, South Africans, Moroccans, Australia, you name it. They're on this team from everywhere around the world, every walk of life. And we played together. And my friends know I love being on the team. That is considered dysfunctional and useless because I have faith that every player is trying to do the right thing. I genuinely believe in it. And I've noticed that sometimes what will happen is a player will be on the other team. They will do something that they thought would go well. They try to cross the ball, they try to shoot, they try to pass, they try to tackle. They fail, and their teammates will treat them like they are against them. And I have such an allergic reaction to this. Cause I go, no, we are on the same team. Are we on the same team? Yes. What were you trying to do there? Were you trying to kick it into our goals? No, you were not. All right, next time, then, angle your foot. And if the person's receptive, I go, yeah, we made a mistake. Let's move on. I don't think liberals do that, to be honest with you. I think there's like a. There's a real, like. Ah, well, not only. Not only are you out, you're on the other team.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
Which is even crazier to me. Imagine playing a game, John. Imagine playing a sport. Every time. Every time your wide receiver drops a catch, every time your point guard passes the ball out of bounds, not only do you bench them, you bench them to the other team. That is an unsustainable way of growing a coalition.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
Do you know what I mean? It doesn't encourage people.
Jon Stewart
The only thing that. That because.
Trevor Noah
And again, grace is the key thing.
Jon Stewart
Have that litmus. This, like, if I'm looking at. So I'm thinking about the right now. And before I grant them the redemption arc, I think about the vindictiveness of the Trump era, that there's very little of it. You know, there are really no deadly sins in the Trump era in terms of that. When you talk about faith. And he can be convicted of this and evidence of unfaithfulness and sexual harassment, all these different things. And he's an imperfect vessel.
Trevor Noah
Yes.
Jon Stewart
But the one cardinal sin is fealty, is if you're not loyal enough, you're not wrong. So they do have.
Trevor Noah
No, no, that's just. That's where religion comes back in.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
Thou shalt have no other God but me.
Jon Stewart
That's right. That is but that places him beyond the scope of redemption and into the pantheon. Because I, there was a part of me that thought, oh, it is true. Like I've been involved in some liberal movements. Like we have a rescue farm. So I was involved in animal rights.
Trevor Noah
I remember when you were, we met some of those chasing a bull. Frank, let me tell you, his name is Frank. Let me, let me tell you something.
Jon Stewart
John, out in Brooklyn, Red Hook, you.
Trevor Noah
You know, this is, this is, this is what I love about our lives is that whether you intended it or not, we are forever intertwined.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
You know, we are trees that have branches that have met and we continue to grow in different directions. We always have those branches that connect us. I remember the day like it was yesterday. I'm at the Daily show and I start getting text messages, all concerned, but in different ways. Some saying is Jon Stewart okay? What is happening to Jon Stewart is. And I remember like some people going, genuinely, some people thought you were having your, your snap moment. Your run down the street naked. Cuz all some people saw was shaved the head. Jon Stewart running down.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, we were in, we were out along about a, A bull had gotten loose.
Trevor Noah
Yes. And from where, by the way?
Jon Stewart
That's an excellent question, Trevor. You know, I try not to ask.
Trevor Noah
Okay.
Jon Stewart
Those, that.
Trevor Noah
Okay.
Jon Stewart
The, the bull, I don't know where he came from necessarily.
Trevor Noah
Okay. Because I was like, I don't see bulls in New York.
Jon Stewart
It's sort of like they're like brothels. You know, they're there, you don't know the address.
Trevor Noah
Okay.
Jon Stewart
Slaughterhouses are the same one.
Trevor Noah
Got it.
Jon Stewart
There's a lot of festivals going on where they're going to need a lot of goats and they're going to need them fast and they don't necessarily want them inspected. So Frank had gotten away from one of these slaughterhouses and was running a. Frank's the bull. Frank's the bull.
Trevor Noah
Okay, got it, got it.
Jon Stewart
He got out, now he's being chased. And it's always that news story, you know, they, they a bull running through Brooklyn. Well, I never. It's a local news catnip. It's also catnip for my wife who looks at me and looks at our trailer and goes, if we leave now, we can get to Brooklyn in an hour and 15 minutes.
Trevor Noah
Or leave where? New Jersey.
Jon Stewart
Leave our farm. We can get there and if they catch Frank, we can get him and we can take him to a sanctuary. We can get him so that he's not hamburgered.
Trevor Noah
So I'm assuming this is an animal trailer. It's like a specific.
Jon Stewart
It's a Datsun. It's a four door. So as long as you get. No, it's a trailer. Look, I had to learn all this shit too. And by the way, like, driving a trailer in New York City is not. It's no easy game.
Trevor Noah
Doesn't seem like fun.
Jon Stewart
It's fucking gigantic. It's attached to your. We had a pickup, so it's attached to the pickup. So you are 25, 30ft of vehicle. And they don't necessarily move together. And backing it up is a giant pain in the ass. We get out there too. They finally corral this bull and they bring him in, and we are able to get to the facility where they're holding him. They're holding him at, like, a dog shelter. Like, he's literally in one of the. The crates and able to back through and, you know, call the different arrangements and gonna. Maybe you try not to pay the people that the bull has escaped from, because that's considered anathema for the movement or whatever.
Trevor Noah
Okay.
Jon Stewart
So. But we. We get him. There's a bull in our trailer, and I've got to drive him through the Lincoln Tunnel. And it's just, you know, it's. He, you know, he's not a happy bull. Yeah, he doesn't want to be there. He doesn't. He doesn't. You can't say to him, like, buddy, you don't understand.
Trevor Noah
Things are gonna get better, Frank.
Jon Stewart
Shits are about to get so good for you.
Trevor Noah
You don't understand how good we are for you, Frank.
Jon Stewart
But I have to tell you, in terms of personal satisfaction.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, off the charts.
Jon Stewart
Off the charts.
Trevor Noah
It is like the peak of, dare I say, manliness throughout time. Jon, if you had seen you while.
Jon Stewart
We were trying to get him into the trailer, I think you would have.
Trevor Noah
Manliness, it doesn't matter. Humankind is defined by the moments where we have captured large beasts.
Jon Stewart
But I think to ride or eat, not to take to a park.
Trevor Noah
Still. Still for me. All right, you get to say, well, yeah, I captured a wild bull.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
In the streets of Brooklyn. But let's go back to what you're saying about. About the Republic. You said you've dealt with some groups. I'll preface it with this.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
One of my greatest joys about getting to go back to South Africa and spend more time there and come back to the US and, you know, I live in New York, but I spent time there. I spent. Is that it's reminded me to Wire my brain differently. Right. If you live somewhere and if you've experienced something the way it has always been, you think that that's the way it is.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
Right. I find the more you travel, and even this is, even with languages, the reason I like learning languages is because they remind me that the order of words is only what I've been told. You are here with me today.
Jon Stewart
You believe morality has a certain order, but it doesn't completely.
Trevor Noah
And in another language it is today is you here with me. Me. And it's like, that's fine.
Jon Stewart
That's fine too.
Trevor Noah
Right. One of the big ones I realized for me personally was in South Africa. We spend more time, I would argue most people spend more time shitting on their political party than they do thinking about, like, the other. You know what I mean? And I think to what you're saying, and I've seen, I mean, we've both gotten flak foot in different ways.
Jon Stewart
Sure.
Trevor Noah
There's a certain allergic reaction that you get in America when you do that. And this I can argue Republican or Democrat, there's like a betrayal.
Jon Stewart
Oh, no question.
Trevor Noah
How could you? Do you understand that we are at war right now?
Jon Stewart
Yes. How dare you.
Trevor Noah
How. How you. You are undermining. And you go like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, yeah, we. Again, we come back to the analogy of sports. Hey, we need to pass the ball. If LeBron says to his team, guys, we're not defending, and someone says, whoa.
Jon Stewart
What are you talking about? What are you. What are you playing for them?
Trevor Noah
Playing for them now? What are you, a Celtic now? What do you. What do you mean when. You know, and it's like, no, I don't know that. That's. Have you found a solve for that or do you just take it on the chin and you keep it moving?
Jon Stewart
I think you take it on the chin and you keep it moving. I mean, I think the way that.
Trevor Noah
I try and like, you made Biden old.
Jon Stewart
I know, but by mentioning it, I handed the election to Donald Trump. You did join, I believe his niece, Mary Trump referred to me after that as a threat to democracy, which I thought was an appropriate level of threat assessment. It's one of those things. So it's sort of. There's two things to it. One is we both operated kind of artisanal shit talkeries. Like, that is what we do. That's what I do. I have an opinion. I try and frame it within a certain comedic tableau. So when people want to talk shit back, I don't have a whole leg to stand on to be like, what? How dare you talk shit to the man who just talked shit about the thing that I wanted to talk shit about. The second part of it, though, is the reptilian nature of people. When they feel that fear, they're very comfortable attacking who they think are the other team.
Trevor Noah
Yes.
Jon Stewart
And they think that if you give them any solace, they don't view it as. That might be a constructive. A constructive lens by which to view, like a standup comic. What's the worst thing that a standup comic can be? Fragile. If the audience is worried for the comic.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, that's.
Jon Stewart
You're not gonna listen. Well, that's what Biden was in that moment. He would come out and I don't care who you were. Like, you were worried.
Trevor Noah
No, you were.
Jon Stewart
You felt it viscerally. Mentioning that as a way of maybe saying to people, either A, prove that this is the wrong emotion that I'm feeling, or B, get someone there that has the wherewithal to take on this, I would think would be viewed constructively, but it was viewed utterly destructively. You know, in terms of it bothering me. Like, nobody likes to be yelled at a lot, but I think I've been doing it long enough that the. The thickness of the skin, like, I don't dwell on it in maybe the way I would have when I was younger. But the second part of it is I remember the war on terror. I like America in that fight over Al Qaeda. Big fan. But I criticized America quite frequently. That doesn't mean I wanted Al Qaeda to win or that doesn't mean that. I think it means that I hold my beliefs and the people that I want to carry the flag for that to a very high standard. And that standard, if not met. I think in the same way that I try to hold myself to a high standard and when failing to live up to it and very critical and try and grant that forgiveness. But the point being, if you love something, if you believe in the idea of something, you have to stress test it. It's like anything else, man. What's the toughest part about comedy is it's not the writing, it's the rewriting. It's the editing. And why do you do that? You do that because you think you can make it better. And that's the whole of it. And to have that viewed as the antithesis of that, that. As though that sabotage, I think, is so wholly wrongheaded that I don't even know what to make of it. The whole like you. Both sides are it. You're saying they're the same. I'm not saying they're the same at all. And anybody who watches me with any discernment over the course of forget about one episode over a career would know that.
Trevor Noah
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Jon Stewart
Did it surprise you that at the Daily show there are so many fail safes of fairness and context? Like, that's what people say. You guys take everything out of context. Like, have you met Chodz? Like Adam Chalcot, who's the guy who does our research? He's been there forever. He's an institution at the show.
Trevor Noah
These are the credentials of Adam Chotakov. Chodz was the keynote speaker at the World Fact Checkers Conference.
Jon Stewart
This is.
Trevor Noah
These are the levels we're talking about. Like, yes, this is a person.
Jon Stewart
Gods we trust.
Trevor Noah
Yes. And this is a person. And you know as well as I do, like, if you work or host the Daily show, you will at some point have to fight with this man.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
And.
Jon Stewart
And he will say, you can't really say that because the source that that's.
Trevor Noah
Coming from, man, let me tell you something.
Jon Stewart
The truth, that's a liberal, you know, you got it. You can't trust that fact.
Trevor Noah
Let me tell you something. But what he really taught me more than most human beings, he taught me how to deconstruct data. He taught me how to deconstruct information. He taught me how to make the argument stronger as opposed to relying on the first instinct of the argument that'.
Jon Stewart
And when he says that, you don't say to him, what, are you both sidesing it? You're playing for the other team. No, he's challenging you to be better. That's it. They thrive in spaces where you can say whatever you want and intimidate others into acquiescence or silence. Where they don't thrive are places where there are evidentiary standards and litigation and proceedings. Right? An interview is a place of where someone's going to ask you real questions is a place of evidentiary standards and litigation. So that's not a comfortable space for them because they have a goal in mind and they want to get there. How else can they be. George Soros is the most evil man in the world because he spends millions of dollars influencing elections. And say it with a straight face, how in the world. If you say to them, look, the bureaucracy is not the issue with our government. These are individuals, oftentimes really committed, really smart, working to execute the wishes of the Congress by you demonizing them. It's. You're the guy yelling at the Southwest Airlines counter, right?
Trevor Noah
Not realizing it's corporate.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, but they do know they do it for a purpose. They need scapegoats to get. So if you say to them, you're the Department of Efficiency, but you've just cut 20% of this, what are the metrics that you use to determine waste, fraud and abuse? And their response is always the same. Oh, looks like the faucets get the gravy train stopped running. Yeah, looks like you don't want that. You don't want this gravy train. And you're like, that's not what I asked you. What I asked you was show us transparently why this is more efficient. Their response is always strawman demagoguing. Because they don't want to litigate the reality of it. They just want to steamroll to the vision of the world. Where if you say dei, they go, oh, so you don't want a meritocracy? When did we have a fucking meritocracy? Honestly, like when has hiring ever not been subjective and done by people that are more comfortable with people kind of like themselves? And by the way, getting back to the stereotype argument, and we should have grace for that. Anybody who's ever been in a high school cafeteria knows there's a lot of self sorting that goes on in the world.
Trevor Noah
Gladwell was on the podcast. He had a brilliant analysis of that. And he said, people are quick to talk shit about DEI and whether you're for it or against, I've never liked the label of it and I don't like the intention because I go, you're not saying we're going to widen the aperture to catch those we've missed. We're not gonna watch the South African comedian and just put him in the pile. Cause I could have been shit. And you watched it and you went like, good luck to that kid.
Jon Stewart
Here's what I could have said. You know what? We need a black guy. Oh, wait, that guy's actual African black guy. Wait, black guy, I think is three points. African black guy. I think that might be seven points.
Trevor Noah
See, but it's the aperture and I think that's where people make the mistake. If you're actually trying to make sustainable change, you try and look at what you're missing, right? If you don't, you look at the labels of what you're missing to try and fill up the gaps. But what he talked about was, and I mean, it was so brilliant, classic Gladwell. He went, everyone talks shit about who gets universities. Oh, these black kids are getting in. And these kids, it's because of, you know, admissions that have lowered the bar. Lowered the bar. He goes through the sports that get you scholarships. And he goes, yeah, lacrosse, fencing. Fencing, ice hockey, ice hockey, ice skating, squash. And he's like, who chooses these sports? Yeah, who chooses which sport gets you into a college? If you're really slick at what you do, you. You get around saying the thing, but you make sure you're doing the thing right. Do you know what I'm saying?
Jon Stewart
Absolutely.
Trevor Noah
You find a way to go, oh, yeah, let's.
Jon Stewart
Do you have an outcome?
Trevor Noah
That's where. To be honest with you, that's where I think the Democrats are shitty, actually.
Jon Stewart
No question.
Trevor Noah
I actually think Democrats as, like, politicians are shitty.
Jon Stewart
The Republicans are Malcolm X, by any means necessary, however they have to get it and they've got a plan. And the Democrats, you know what I.
Trevor Noah
Just thought, oh, sorry, someone's gonna clip that line.
Jon Stewart
The Democrats.
Trevor Noah
The Democrats are Malcolm. The Republicans are Malcolm X. Someone's Gonna clip that, and they're just gonna put it up. Like, see, even Jon Stewart knows we're the ones trying to free the people. The Republicans, you see? And they're gonna play you again. The Republicans are Malcolm X. The Republicans are Malcolm X.
Jon Stewart
The Republicans are Malcolm X. And the Democrats are a black square. On their Facebook page, there's a performance to it. The Democrats are the audacity of hope and the governance of timidity. Like, it's the timidity of what's possible as opposed to what should be done. Right. So those two things. It's not a fair fight. So with dei, the way I try and talk about it now is in economic terms. Don't think about it as women, black people, poor people, veterans. Think of it as emerging markets.
Trevor Noah
Oh, I love that.
Jon Stewart
If you're a businessman who doesn't want to exploit emerging markets.
Trevor Noah
That's hilarious.
Jon Stewart
That's how you, you know, it's. It's.
Trevor Noah
Oh, man, that's hilarious.
Jon Stewart
But what they'll do to that is, again, they'll strawman it. Oh, so you just don't. You don't care who flies the planes as long as they're black. It's like when they say, can a black man be president? You're like, Barack Obama. Yes, Mr. T. Probably not as easily. Like, there's discernment, but what they're looking for is to look at where are places. Because what does that do when you start to build up these supply lines that have withered? It increases competition. It increases the meritocracy. It doesn't decrease it. And they like to pretend that hiring decisions, in the good old days, that was merit. People didn't hire their friends or their friends, sons, or some good old boy that they played golf with at the club. No, it was all merit. And I don't know if you remember, but the world worked perfectly then.
Trevor Noah
That's one of the biggest things I try and explain to people about Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, to a lesser extent, but still, the boys who came from South Africa.
Jon Stewart
Oh, God, that's right.
Trevor Noah
Yeah. They've all been touched. I'm fascinated by it because I don't think it's coincidence that these guys have all lived in and around apartheid South Africa and have now gone into the world and are starting to export with.
Jon Stewart
A vision of how it should be.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And many, many of the elements sound exactly like apartheid South Africa. And what you're saying now is one of the biggest slights that a lot of white people felt In South Africa, the ones who weren't honest. Cause a lot of the honest ones were great about it. But the ones who weren't honest would go, you could. You used to be able to get a job in this country. And I remember asking my mom once, I was very young, and I said, mom, I asked her. She. She would always say, shame. This is what she'd say. We'd be at the traffic lights, and there'd be a homeless person, black, you know, but the white ones, she'd always say, shame. And I said to her one day, I said, mom, you give money to both, but you always say shame when you give it to the white homeless guy. Why? And she said, you know why, baby? Because they don't know how to be poor. And I was like, damn, that's harsh. And she said. And I was like, what do you. I said, what do you mean by that? She said, it's not just that they don't know how to be poor, puti, but they've been told that the world was supposed to work a certain way, and now that it's not working that way, I can't imagine what it feels like. She says, but as black people, we've been told that our job is to suffer. And so we suffer, honey. We suffer. And we try to not suffer, but we believe as black people, which means we suffer. We are suffering. And she said, so I feel so bad for them because the only thing.
Jon Stewart
Worse they should have worked out for them.
Trevor Noah
She says, the only thing worse than being in a bad position is being in a bad position. When you were told that there was no bad position, right?
Jon Stewart
That you were the default inheritor of the kingdom.
Trevor Noah
And now you go to your point, it's because of the dei. It's because of the. It's because now we're. See, with young men, women are going to get jobs. Oh, it's because they're women. Look, now they study more. They.
Jon Stewart
All these women start going to college, Title ix, all that. And all of a sudden, they start kicking the shit out of men academically. And everybody's like, see the terrible trials and tribulations of the American male. And you're like, right, because now there's.
Trevor Noah
Competition and competition in the thing, by the way, that we were never better at them at. We were never better than women at academics. This is every study that has shown it is like, men, brain, throw, run, catch. Very good. Very good. No, we can't. There's some of us who can concentrate, but for the most part, man, brain, like, Right. You know, young boys shouldn't be in class early in the day.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
They say if a school was designed perfectly, it would be. Boys would go in.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
All they would do is run.
Jon Stewart
Just run nonstop for at least an hour.
Trevor Noah
Just run like crazy. Then they would learn. Whereas girls can go straight to learn. So the irony in all of it for me is they were always gonna kick ass academically because that is what their brain is designed for.
Jon Stewart
Right, right.
Trevor Noah
They just weren't allowed into it before, you know. So now you go, oh, why? Why are they suddenly like, yeah, they just weren't allowed to come in.
Jon Stewart
The seclusion has to be set up as the default setting, otherwise it doesn't work. And I think also the other argument that goes through there is how can you punish people who didn't create this system in the first place, but just benefited from it and bringing this back to South Africa? So that's something that, you know, Elon is now on a thing in other countries. He wants to tell AfD and Germany it's time to get over.
Trevor Noah
Oh, he's doing it fully. We're gonna give them refugee status. We're gonna bring them all over.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Trevor Noah
And for, like, a half a day, there were a few white South Africans who were like, yeah, this is great. And then they said refugee. And then people explained what that would mean. It's like, you just leave your shit, you lose your citizenship, and you just come to America.
Jon Stewart
Right. And get temporary status.
Trevor Noah
And like, within a day and a half, some of the biggest Afrikaner organizations came out, and they were like, hey, we actually like it here.
Jon Stewart
I don't know if, you know, we own, like, 70% of the farm.
Trevor Noah
They were like, look, we don't want to be rescued. We just. I think what you need to understand is it's not about rescuing us per se. It's like the analogy is recognizing we're.
Jon Stewart
The real victims of apartheid.
Trevor Noah
There you go, my friend.
Jon Stewart
So what do you do?
Trevor Noah
There you go. You know what it felt like to me? It felt like people on a cruise ship sending out sos, saying that they were refugees, and then the helicopter flying in going, wait, you on the slide, are you.
Jon Stewart
Look at the buffet. You're not a refugee.
Trevor Noah
Wait, what? And you're like, I thought you were oppressed. They're like, yeah. They said it closes at 10, and now it closes at 9. It's like, wow. I don't think that's oppression. I think it just got a little.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, so what do they do with advantage like that? Do the white South Africaners now need a Truth and Reconciliation Commission. Do they need to go and cry and go. Sometimes now when I go places, people look at me funny.
Trevor Noah
I think, to be honest with you, you know, to go back to what we've been saying about social media, to go to what we're saying about dialogue, discourse, et cetera.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
And I do put a lot of this blame at the feet of social media. And I think the media. Media got so addicted to the teat of social media that it started creating.
Jon Stewart
We follow the same circadian rhythms.
Trevor Noah
Thousand people tweets, Jon Stewart offended me. Trevor Noah is an anti Semite. The news picks it up, makes it a thing, then brings it back this way.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Trevor Noah
And then now the social media gets bigger than the news goes. It's similar to weapons of mass destruction. Oh, we heard there were weapons. The New York Times said there were weapons. We must invade because of the weapons. But it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. But this is.
Jon Stewart
I bet you were the guys who told them there were weapons.
Trevor Noah
You see?
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
So I think in that. So I think there are many. I'm lucky that I get to see them. There are many white South Africans who go, this is bullshit. We now live in a democracy. Things got fair. And I'm still in a much better position. Even if I'm poor, I'm in a better position than the average black South African in terms of poverty, access to work, whatever. But the voices, John, the thing that I get particularly pissed off about is that there's an insidious voice that knows that this can be used to destabilize so that someone can be enriched.
Jon Stewart
That's the whole purpose.
Trevor Noah
So you see Elon Musk. Show me a single cause that Elon Musk is supporting that does not, in the end, benefit him financially. Then I will go, okay, maybe he does have a value. Where's he fighting? In Europe, predominantly Germany. Where's the place where he's come up against some of the biggest union violations and workers rights?
Jon Stewart
And what did he get rid of in the government? All the agencies that were regulating his businesses. So, no, you're dead right. The question is going to be not enough to say that the exclusionary structures of society are no longer operational. How do you repair them in a manner that is still equitable? Right. So South African, I don't know at all. But if 70% of the farms are still owned, right?
Trevor Noah
Yeah, they are white people.
Jon Stewart
You can't just walk in and eminent domain it. You can't Just walk in and go, well, it should be 70, 30 the other way, right? And so that's what we're going to do. So what do you do? How do you repair systems without being punitive to those who may not have had a hand in, in all of that? And is that the key? It's sort of like, look, we can all, at the beginning of every, you know, government meeting, honor the indigenous peoples that came before us, but nobody's giving the land back.
Trevor Noah
So I go again. Visiting another reality with your eyes open makes you realize that there is no one reality, right? Now, if you suggested that in most, can you imagine if you said to Americans, hey, let me ask you a question. All 330, something, million of you, this is your country. Why is it that the oil underneath it can belong to one person, right? He has his straw and he drinks your milkshake. Why is that allowed? And someone will be like, no, because you know how hard it is to drill and you gotta get them. And I go, yeah, yeah, I get all of that. But I'm just saying acknowledge that you've accepted a reality. You know, when you'll realize it is when you follow its ultimate conclusion. Water. Like, if you said, okay, Trevor, I'll give you some oil, I'm like, ah, what do I do with oil? I don't know what to do with oil. But water. Now the same trajectory has started moving right now. More and more water is owned by corporations.
Jon Stewart
Yes, right?
Trevor Noah
And slowly, slowly, the municipal water supplies are getting shittier. They're not looked after as well. Now your tap water's not as drinkable, getting saltier. Yeah. Less and less American water is. Which, by the way, it was the a standard. A lot of people may not know this and a lot of people may take it for granted because they've always been drinking the water from the tap. It's not normal everywhere in the world, right? Quality goes down. At some point you have to buy bottled water. At some point, you have to buy water. But no one goes, where does the water come from? Why are we even paying for it? And people go, baba, Trevor, you gotta understand. Then I go, okay, let's play this game and go to the ultimate conclusion. What if I found a way to extract oxygen from the air? What if I found a way. What if I made a machine that could suck all breathable oxygen out out of the air? And I now had it in my machine. I had it in my machine and.
Jon Stewart
No one else has it. You've cornered the market. Breathable air.
Trevor Noah
I've cornered the mark. Let's say the machine's not, it's not perfect right now. It can only do like a 100 block radius, right? But in that hundred block radius, I have all the breathable air. Do you think my neighbors would agree with the notion that they should now pay me to breathe? Would that be. Would that not be reasonable? John, I worked hard for this oxygen. I extracted it.
Jon Stewart
And yet if you did it a month later, it would just be the.
Trevor Noah
Way it is when people go, you buy oxygen.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, you buy oxygen.
Trevor Noah
The NOAA corporation, they're number one providers. We do have a baseball league for kids who are from disadvantaged backgrounds. I hope you know that we sponsor.
Jon Stewart
The baseball league and we have a line of blueberry acai oxygen for the very rich people.
Trevor Noah
I know I gotta let you go at some point, but if you had a magic wand, what's one thing you think it changed? I know one thing won't change at all. But in this moment in time, I.
Jon Stewart
Would use it to make more magic wands.
Trevor Noah
Ah, you see, this is why you're brilliant.
Jon Stewart
Well, the temptation is always with the magic wand is to go global and to do the whole, you know, and we all have a world of plenty. It's an Eden. Where. And this time in the Eden, we decide. Let's, you know what, how about this? Let's just not plant an apple tree. Maybe the whole idea is if we don't put the apple tree, the Eden doesn't get spoiled. So I will, I will not take the easy way out, which would be to wave the magic wand as a panacea, because I think it just doesn't. There's probably nothing for us to have insight with. There's not much of a meal in that. If I just. What, what would you do? And it would just be like ice cream and pizza. Trevor. That's what I would do. I, I think what I would focus on is information ecosystems, because ultimately people are creatures of free will and that's the joy of humanity. And so to steal the free will with a magic wand almost makes this entirely an exercise in the good place where you're in somewhere and you're. And you're bored. There is a beauty in the not knowing. There's a beauty in the finite nature of all that we have. And there's, and there's a beauty in the resourcefulness that is necessary because life is fucking hard. It just, it's. It's hard. It's a challenge.
Trevor Noah
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
So I think the thing that I would wish for is not an instruction manual, but an information ecosystem that allowed those who, who would wish to access it and see it to be able to make those decisions about their future and about the future.
Trevor Noah
I hear what you mean.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, with the good data.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
Jon Stewart
Not the data that's been co opted and warped.
Trevor Noah
And yeah, I'm with you.
Jon Stewart
Because ultimately the machine's only as good as the input. And so I would probably, with my magic wand, want to clean the inputs so that we'd still fuck up, we'd still make terrible mistakes, but at least we'd all be be working off of the good data.
Trevor Noah
I like that. I have a friend who works at the United nations and I was saying, what, what is different in how you see the world versus how other people see the world? And this person said, I know the UN's not perfect and it's fallen apart in many ways and, you know, but they said, the one thing I do appreciate is at the un, we get our news from primary source.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Trevor Noah
Almost everyone in that building gets the news from where the news actually happened.
Jon Stewart
Right.
Trevor Noah
And they were saying how. You'll be shocked at how different it shapes how you, you know, like a simple example was, I think it was like the us, at some point they proposed a. Oh, man, you know, all these English words, I lose. I think it was like a treatise to a ceasefire or a preemptive.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, I'm sure preemptive, a referendum.
Trevor Noah
It was something like that. And then the American news reported and said, america has supported a ceasefire. And everyone in the UN was like, no, no, no, no one knows what that sentence means. You said ceasefire, but you put. But because they had primary source, they saw it. And I feel like, would you ever do something like that? Would you ever go into something organizational or would you. I mean, people have asked you. You'd never run for president, right?
Jon Stewart
Run for President, sure, let's do it. Let's do it tomorrow. Me and Stephen A. Smith.
Trevor Noah
I mean, you could. That's a winning ticket.
Jon Stewart
Anybody could.
Trevor Noah
That's a winning ticket, by the way.
Jon Stewart
I think, you know, that's a hell.
Trevor Noah
Of a winning ticket, Joe.
Jon Stewart
Oh, I. Somewhere, I'm not sure where. Basic cable. But you don't think you and Stephen.
Trevor Noah
A. Smith could win the presidency?
Jon Stewart
No, I don't.
Trevor Noah
Huh?
Jon Stewart
I don't. I think we could win the news that week.
Trevor Noah
Huh?
Jon Stewart
We would. We would win the news that week.
Trevor Noah
Someone's been chasing bulls for too long. I don't know. Jon Stewart, I don't know.
Jon Stewart
My friend, if you had asked me the magic wand question 30 years ago in that, in the era that I was in that we talked about earlier, my answer would have been, oh, I think I would have hot and cold running cocaine and blowjobs. And that'll probably disqualify me from a.
Trevor Noah
I think it makes you the perfect candidate.
Jon Stewart
Thank you.
Trevor Noah
Flawed and evolved. And can I tell you, you look happier.
Jon Stewart
I am happy.
Trevor Noah
You look, you look young. You look backward now. You've Benjamin Button.
Jon Stewart
You know when you leave.
Trevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jon Stewart
And then the once a week, I mean, that's. You get.
Trevor Noah
Can I tell you, I feel like you walked so that I could run. And then I ran so that you could run. Fly, my friend, you are flying once a week. Jon Stewart, thank you for the time.
Jon Stewart
Such a pleasure to see you.
Trevor Noah
Truly a joy, my friend. Thank you. What now with Trevor Noah is produced by Spotify Studios in partnership with Day Zero Productions. The show is executive produced by Trevor Noah, Sanaz Yamin and Jody Avigan. Our senior producer is Jess Hackle. Claire Slaughter is our producer. Music, mixing and mastering by Hannis Brown. Thank you so much for listening. Join me next Thursday for another episode of what Now.
Podcast Summary: "Meet Jon Stewart – One of My Favorite People"
Release Date: June 12, 2025
Host: Trevor Noah
Guest: Jon Stewart
In this engaging episode of What Now? with Trevor Noah, host Trevor Noah sits down with his longtime friend and one of his favorite people, Jon Stewart. The conversation delves deep into personal anecdotes, societal issues, and the evolving landscape of media and communication. Below is a detailed summary of their discussion, highlighting key points, insightful exchanges, and notable quotes.
The episode begins with Trevor expressing his admiration for Jon Stewart, emphasizing their unique bond and the profound impact Jon has had on his career.
Trevor Noah [03:53]: "Welcome, friend. How are you?"
Both hosts reveal their introverted nature, discussing how it influences their work and social interactions. Jon shares how he initially used bartending as a way to mimic social environments without the energy drain.
Jon Stewart [04:34]: "I am very introverted and so I don't get energy from socializing."
Trevor Noah [04:54]: "I'm the same."
A significant portion of their conversation focuses on the impact of social media on public discourse and the notion of cancel culture. They argue that what is often termed "cancel culture" is merely the amplification of criticism facilitated by modern platforms, lacking the nuanced context essential for understanding.
Trevor Noah [13:57]: "I don't think there's such a thing as cancel culture. I think people criticize someone if they don't like them."
Jon Stewart [15:55]: "Social media is like a town square, but it's been weaponized."
Trevor and Jon emphasize the necessity of context in comedic performances and public statements. They discuss how jokes, when taken out of their intended setting, can be misinterpreted and weaponized against the speaker. The duo advocates for grace and forgiveness as foundational elements in navigating misunderstandings and fostering constructive dialogue.
Jon Stewart [61:32]: "Grace and forgiveness are the missing ingredients of context."
Trevor Noah [62:57]: "I could handle someone not liking my opinion... Let's have a conversation."
The conversation explores the complexities of identity within the Jewish and African diasporas. They discuss the challenges of feeling safe and accepted, and the misconceptions that arise from stereotypes and lack of understanding.
Jon Stewart [44:56]: "The Jewish Diaspora... It's a dangerous precedent to tell people that they will never be safe unless they are somewhere else."
Trevor Noah [52:17]: "Africa Focus... realizing multiple realities through diaspora experiences."
Trevor and Jon critique the current implementation and public perception of DEI initiatives. They argue that efforts often miss the intended targets by focusing on symbolic gestures rather than substantive, equitable changes.
Jon Stewart [87:53]: "Think of DEI in economic terms. Don't think about it as women, black people... Think of it as emerging markets."
Trevor Noah [85:32]: "DEI should be about widening the aperture to catch those we've missed."
The hosts delve into the polarized political climate, comparing liberal and conservative approaches to conflict and redemption. They highlight how partisan battles hinder productive discourse and societal progress.
Trevor Noah [75:05]: "How could you? Do you understand that we are at war right now?"
Jon Stewart [86:37]: "Republicans see themselves as Malcolm X, Democrats as a black square on Facebook."
Jon shares personal stories about his coping mechanisms, such as carpentry and playing drums, highlighting the importance of finding peace and purpose outside of public life. They also discuss the fragility of ideas and the necessity of an accurate information ecosystem.
Jon Stewart [34:29]: "Music helped me disappear for hours... drums are another form."
Trevor Noah [102:34]: "Primary sources at the UN shape perspectives differently."
As the conversation wraps up, Jon and Trevor reflect on their intertwined lives and the mutual respect that underpins their friendship. They underscore the importance of understanding, empathy, and continuous dialogue in overcoming societal divisions.
Trevor Noah [73:03]: "You look happier."
Jon Stewart [88:01]: "I would use a magic wand to clean the inputs so we'd be working off good data."
This episode offers a rich tapestry of insights, blending personal experiences with broader societal critiques. Trevor Noah and Jon Stewart provide listeners with a nuanced perspective on navigating the complexities of modern communication, identity, and political dynamics.