Podcast
Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's
Hosted by Brian Thompson · EN
This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.
11episodes
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376 - A Windfall
Sep 1800:18:17Tap to summarizeAfter working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child heir/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Kommie Kids.
Transcribe →375 - Forgiving Satan
Jul 3100:10:56Tap to summarizeIn a follow-up to last week's episode, I question my favorite prayer hotline about why they hung up on me for asking if God and Satan could "bury the hatchet" and allow Devil-worshippers into Heaven.
Transcribe →374 - RIPizza, Ozzy Osbourne
Jul 2600:14:23Tap to summarizeI would like to induct the pioneering pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my celebrity hall of fame, but hesitate to do so on account of he worshipped Satan. Can I solve this problem by healing the relationship between God and His nemesis, the devil known as The Devil?
Transcribe →373 - McPizza Bites
Jul 1900:16:09Tap to summarizeOur Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, which are part of McDonald's Canada's crime-glorifying International Heist Menu.
Transcribe →372 - Pool Boy
Jul 1000:17:38Tap to summarizeAfter a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked across the United States to return to Los Angeles, I detail the details of my current living situation with a deranged former Hollywood actress in a dilapidated mansion.
Transcribe →371 - Slop
May 13, 202500:23:20Tap to summarizeMy thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright dispute concerning the unauthorized use of my image in a YouTube "thirst trap" video.
Transcribe →370 - College of Cardinals
Apr 28, 202500:14:48Tap to summarizeI examine Cardinal Pizzaball's potential competition in the race to become the next pope. Plus, I discuss updates on the matter of last year's assassination of a lesser-liked Brian Thompson. And I detail the details of my involvement with a famous 1995 murder trial.
Transcribe →369 - Farewell, The Pope
Apr 24, 202500:12:49Tap to summarizeI wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that his passing away might have something to do with my placing U.S. President Donald Trump under citizens' arrest.
Transcribe →368 - A Special Announcement / Notice
Apr 21, 202500:14:06Tap to summarizeAfter careful consideration of various crimes committed by the United States presidential administration, and with my role as a citizen as well as an award-pending investigative journalist in mind, I make a special announcement / notice re: a citizen's arrest.
Transcribe →367 - Group Chat
Mar 31, 202500:11:38Tap to summarizeI solicit help from above in my quest to be accidentally added to a group chat discussing top secret McDonald's secrets.
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