Adam Devine

Summary

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What's Our Podcast? with Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney

Episode: Adam Devine
Release Date: March 18, 2026
Host: Headgum

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Episode Overview

In this episode of What's Our Podcast?, Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney—former SNL cast members and longtime friends—are joined by comedic actor and “Workaholics” co-creator Adam Devine. Their mission remains consistent: figure out what their podcast should actually be about. Adam is invited to pitch a podcast theme, leading to a hilariously unfiltered and unexpected episode about… feet.

The trio explores group comedy dynamics, the origins of “Workaholics,” showbiz tales, absurd bits, karaoke anxiety, and Adam’s legendary “toe story.” The episode is packed with friendly banter, wild tangents, and a lot of nostalgia for the early days of YouTube sketch comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Fluidity & Format Evolution (09:00 - 15:00)

• Beck & Kyle reflect on how the show is a “podcast about nothing”—constantly shifting, and guided by guest ideas. There’s a running bit about trying to nail down the podcast’s purpose and the newly-launched Patreon, where fans can pitch podcast themes.
• Adapting the flow: They discuss changing the recording format to avoid cumbersome room changes, opting instead for a simpler, single-set approach.
• Meta-commentary: "It's growing, and it might change even more. It's going to change all the time." — Beck Bennett (14:12)

2. Intern "Wet Ryan" Bit (15:50 - 19:30)

• Intern Ryan is introduced drenched from the rain, spawning the bit “Wet Ryan”. The hosts riff on the comedic potential of recurring Wet Ryan segments, regardless of audience interest—a send-up of alt-comedy's disregard for the crowd.
• Quote: “It would be really funny if nobody wanted it and we did it anyway.” — Beck Bennett (19:04)

3. Welcoming Adam Devine & Comedy Group Kinship (20:00 - 41:00)

• Adam joins, and the hosts reflect on their mutual history as members of comedy collectives living together and making videos in the YouTube golden era.
• Core discussion about the envy and camaraderie among comedy groups, including mutual admiration and inspiration sourced from each other's early work.
• Quote: “You were a group of guys who made stuff together, living in a house. We were a group of guys… It was awesome to see it work.” — Kyle Mooney (40:03)
• Adam on discovering Good Neighbor (Beck & Kyle’s group): “How I always feel initially when I see another group that's really funny, I'm like, oh, yeah, right… Oh, they are really good.” (40:39)

4. The Story of “Workaholics” (41:01 - 47:27)

• Adam details the origin: started as a web series using a friend’s office, discovered by Comedy Central through YouTube messages, and their intentionally “failing up” characters.
• Their “workaholics” weren’t winning; network execs wanted happy endings, but the group fought to keep the characters lovable losers.
• Origins of the name: “We came up with the list, and Workaholics just rose to the top so quickly… there’s no other name.” — Adam Devine (47:19)

5. Comedy, Karaoke & Performing (34:22 - 36:36)

• Adam discusses being pigeonholed as a performer, often asked to sing at events due to his “Pitch Perfect” notoriety, and how that pressure killed the joy of karaoke.
• Quote: “My wife tells me… you have to quit singing. Stop singing... Let's just leave them wanting more.” — Adam Devine (35:01)

6. Lifestyle, Work, and Partying (52:08 - 58:07)

• The conversation touches on the camaraderie and out-of-town family feeling that comes from working on ensemble shows (like “Workaholics” and “Gemstones”). There’s a nostalgia for production parties—and regret that liability and adulthood slows the fun down.
• Discussion of the demographic makeup of Adam’s fanbase, and how surprisingly, “Workaholics” now has a majority female audience.

7. Adam’s Absurd Audition Tales (59:22 - 63:41)

• Adam recalls auditioning for various MTV dating/game show pilots in his twenties—including one where he played an over-the-top “Mike McCoy” for 12 hours straight, only to find out the editors thought he was genuinely that guy.

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The Pitch: “Feet” as a Podcast Topic (67:12 - 88:29)

Prompted by Adam, the hosts agree to devote their next segment entirely to the subject of feet, resulting in one of the most memorably unhinged podcast bits to date:

Topics Include:

• Childhood snacks (“Fruit by the Foot”), and their methods of consumption (71:52–72:47)
• Sincere foot opinions—comfort, aesthetics, attraction (73:02–73:19)
• Adam’s infamous “toe story”: After being run over by a cement truck as a child, part of his (already mangled) toe fell off in a bathtub… just after experiencing his first—well—pubescent moment. His mother walked in to find “other stuff” and a toe floating in the tub. (74:04–76:02)
  • Quote: “After you ejaculated... a toe popped off. Were you immediately like, oh, no?” — Beck Bennett (75:38)
  • Adam: “I screamed… there’s a toe floating and also other stuff floating. And my mom comes running in the bathtub and she’s like, trying to grab the toe…” (75:49)
• Kyle smells Beck’s bare foot, confirming it smells like “movie theater buttered popcorn.” (78:35–78:55)
• Kyle then sucks his own toe on-mic, much to everyone’s horror and amusement. (80:09–80:22)
• Comparison of foot stories and foot “fetish” discourse; overall, the group expresses surprise at enjoying the conversation, and at how much ground (and toes) they managed to cover.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “It's growing, and it might change even more. It's going to change all the time.” — Beck Bennett (14:12)
• “It would be really funny if nobody wanted it and we did it anyway.” — Beck Bennett (19:04)
• “You're a group of guys who made stuff together, living in a house. We were a group of guys… It was awesome to see it work, like, to see you guys had a successful series and that it was possible.” — Kyle Mooney (40:03)
• “After you ejaculated... a toe popped off. Were you immediately like, oh, no?” — Beck Bennett (75:38)
• “I screamed… there's a toe floating and also other stuff floating. My mom comes running in the bathtub and she's trying to grab the toe…” — Adam Devine (75:49)
• “Kyle basically was just looking for an excuse to suck his butter. That went right in.” — Beck Bennett describing Kyle sucking his own toe (80:11)
• “I think we might get a whole new slot. I think we might get an Emmy.” — Beck Bennett, riffing on the feet podcast’s potential (86:54)

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Notable Segment Timestamps

• Format Discussion, Patreon & Podcast Intent: (09:00 – 15:00)
• Wet Ryan Segment: (15:50 – 19:30)
• Welcoming Adam & Comedy Group Kinship: (20:00 – 41:00)
• Workaholics Origin & Mythmaking: (41:01 – 47:27)
• Karaoke and Performance Pressure: (34:22 – 36:36)
• Adam’s Audition Stories: (59:22 – 63:41)
• THE FEET PODCAST (Adam’s Toe Story, Butter Popcorn Feet, Toe Sucking, Foot Fetish Chat, etc): (67:12 – 88:29)

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Tone & Style

The episode is rambling, playful, self-referential, and unafraid of veering into the absurd or personal. All three comedians approach each tangent—no matter how weird or TMI—with the same open, supportive, and collaborative energy. The humor is alternately dry, deadpan, and joyfully juvenile, regularly poking fun at themselves, each other, and the premise of the show itself.

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Final Thoughts

• The “feet” bit ends up being comedically rich, bringing out both the most unguarded and the most surreal storytelling moments in the episode.
• Adam’s infamous “toe story” serves as a comic centerpiece and (unintentionally) justifies the foot theme.
• The kinship and mutual inspiration among comedy group alumni is a subtle but poignant through-line.
• The show “about nothing” continues not to find its purpose, but in the process, delivers some brilliant comedic chaos.

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For listeners who missed the episode, this summary captures the irreverence, intimacy, and sheer unpredictability that defines Beck and Kyle’s chemistry—with Adam Devine as an ideal fellow agent of goof.

Transcript

[A]

This is a headgum podcast. Ho. Hey, Kyle, what's up?

[B]

We have a Patreon.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

This is a big announcement. Whoa,

[A]

whoa, whoa. We have a Patreon. This is how we tell you now. What up, B? What up, kj?

[B]

Not much. I'm just doing the old podcast thing.

[A]

Yeah, but this is not your typical podcast. This is an intro. An intro to the intro.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

For our incredible episode with the Great Divine.

[B]

I had so much fun with that.

[A]

I did, too. There's some crazy stuff that happened, so I want to give it away.

[B]

Something is afoot.

[A]

Yeah, something is afoot. But before that episode, we are here, like we said, like we sang about, to tell you that we have launched a Patreon, which is very exciting because it is a place where we can make kind of whatever we want that is not confined to the specific format of this episode.

[B]

Yes. It's a place to explore. And even though we have ideas right now for what it is, I think it might evolve and change. And I think it's exciting for us because you and I, we like. Face it, we like to play around.

[A]

We like to goof.

[B]

And this is like a new. Forgive me, a new playground. If you want the sandbox.

[A]

Yes. For this, get in the sandbox and play around where our rockos are there to enjoy it.

[B]

So what do you get if you join the patreon? Well, for $5, listen, you're gonna get weekly bonus content.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You're gonna get our show slopping out,

[A]

which is just the two of us hanging out, like we do in an intro to a regular podcast episode, but it's longer. And so we can go into bits longer. We can catch up. We can go.

[B]

Exactly. We can be earnest with each other, but we also kind of do weird little.

[A]

Weird little voices, little fingerings and stuff like that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, but what do you mean, the fingering?

[A]

I just kind of finger each other, just like. Like, in a playful way.

[C]

Not like.

[A]

No, not. No, no. Not like physically. Just kind of like, you know, like, it's like, mentally.

[B]

I get it now.

[A]

I get it.

[B]

You also get our show. What's your podcast?

[A]

Yes. Which is where we take your suggestions for what our podcast should be, and we try that out. Which you can do at the $10 tier.

[B]

Yes, the $10 tier. You get to pitch the ideas.

[A]

You get access to the Discord. Yeah. Where you can pitch ideas for what?

[B]

Discord is like a place where all the fans and listeners can interact.

[A]

Interact and message each other.

[B]

But not only do you get the episodes the chance to pitch.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A chance to interact with other Roccos,

[A]

other fans of the podcast, and build lifelong bonds.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes siree.

[A]

Yes, sir, we do.

[B]

$10 also gets you access to our sillies. You know what that is?

[A]

I do know what that is. That's like where we are just kind of being silly.

[B]

They're like little skits, little bits do. That are typically shot on an iPhone.

[A]

Yes. I was just going to say kind of like little sketches, little ideas. We. I mean, they could be anything. They could be man on the street bits. They could be.

[B]

They could be sort of kind of

[A]

like us playing characters. Us playing ourselves. Yeah. Just little ideas that we have.

[B]

It's not just us talking on a microphone. It's us do, like acting.

[A]

Acting, yes, doing the acting. So you get to see me and Kyle act for $10 a month, then $15.

[B]

You get everything we've mentioned.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Plus you get free access, free tickets to our quarterly, quarterly live stream.

[A]

So we don't even know what that's going to be like.

[B]

We don't know. But we're going to be interacting.

[A]

We know we're going to pop off

[B]

those who want to. Want to interact with us.

[A]

Yeah. We might even do poppers there.

[B]

I. I would love to do poppers with everybody.

[A]

We haven't done them yet, but yeah, no. And we're not telling you guys, you don't need to do.

[B]

Nobody needs to do.

[A]

Pop anything in your body that you don't want to.

[B]

And if you subscribe for a year, you get a very special gift. That's a signed headshot from Becca and

[A]

I. Yeah, a specific, unique headshot. We haven't done the photo shoot yet, but depending on how many people join, that will give us more production budget to really crank out a special, you know, seductive something that you're gonna wanna frame and put above your. The mantle.

[B]

Please check out our Patreon right now. Join today at www.patreon.com. what's our podcast? Or what is that website again?

[A]

I don't know. You're going to have to do it. It's not in my mind.

[B]

Www.patreon.com what's our podcast?

[A]

That's what it is. Go there and join. We'll see you behind the paywall. This is going to be awesome.

[B]

Get ready for Adam Divine.

[A]

It's going to get nasty.

[B]

Go get freaky.

[C]

Go.

[B]

Go join. Go join. I promise you it's going to be great. This is going to be something you're not going to regret. And you're going to have a love for the rest of your life. And also check out Get Ready for Adam Divine coming up right now.

[A]

Whoa. What's our podcast? What's it going to be all about?

[B]

Tell us.

[A]

What's our podcast. What should we talk about with Beck and Kyle? Wow. If you could have seen what just happened, you would be. You'd be, like, going to the bathroom and blowing your brains out. You'd be blowing your. You'd be going to the toilet and being, like, diarrhea. Number one, number two, number three, and number four. Because.

[B]

Because they would. Because they wouldn't like it.

[A]

It would. They would like it. They'd be like, oh, my God, that was crazy. Like, yeah, but it was like, nsfw and it was too extreme, and it was like, we're not going to talk about what just happened.

[B]

Yes, you're right. That's just.

[A]

It's just a mystery. It's a mystery. It's for.

[B]

I think I have. Here's one. An issue I think I have.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Great. One. Yeah. One of them.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I think that, like, I. Unfortunately, I feel like this has worked its way into, like, bits I've done.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I keep on. But it's like a real tick. A real problem I have is that I, like, kind of can't let something go. So, like, we just tried to do an intro.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And it's like, I, like, kind of want to be like, well, here's what happened. But, like, I know that that's actually not going to help us out. So then we're just going to explain this whole thing. It's going to bore people versus moving on and doing something really, really interesting with the podcast. Because, like, that is what I love about. What's our podcast with Beck and Kyle.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

We invited guests to come in and pitch an idea for what our podcast should be.

[A]

It's like, that's what the show.

[B]

Freedom.

[A]

The. Yes.

[B]

And, like, we could, like, just go off on, like, kind of a tangent, right?

[A]

Yes, absolutely. Like, dude, it's raining today. Like, what? That's crazy. Yeah, I can imagine, like, two guys really soaked.

[B]

Yeah, I can imagine. You had two guys out in the rain, Right?

[A]

Right. Yeah.

[B]

The rain is coming down. The rain is going down.

[A]

This big rain.

[B]

That's a pig.

[A]

That was. Yeah, pig. Yeah.

[B]

Because it's two guys in the rain.

[A]

Yeah, because when there's. When there's rain, you get a lot of mud puddles. Pigs come out and they go in the slot and they get all. And they get all dirty.

[B]

Okay, so it's two guys, and there's lots of pigs, and they're running around.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Ye.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. All these pigs. Yes, yes.

[B]

And maybe the other guy's like, forget about the pigs. You owe me $500, Billy.

[A]

Dude, it's raining. If I were to pull out. Troy, if I were gonna pull out the money right now, it'd get all wet. It'd be ruined.

[B]

Just follow me back to my house, okay? It's a long walk, and the pigs behind us, they're gonna be oinking till they have break a day.

[A]

Dude, you know what I do when it rains? I ride the pigs. It gets me where I'm going faster. Come on, hop on this pig with me. Okay.

[B]

Boy, he's slippery.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'm slipping off. Oh, my gosh. And then.

[B]

Oh. Oh. Ah, fuck.

[A]

Oh, Troy, are you okay? Oh, Troy. Oh, no. Oh, fuck.

[B]

Good.

[A]

Good luck, man. I don't have your money. I gotta go.

[B]

I fell.

[A]

Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, that's an. That's. That was incredible.

[B]

That's what you're allowed to do at the podcast.

[A]

Yeah, we can do anything we want. We can. We can paint a picture. But how are you doing, man? What's going on with you? What's been happening with my man?

[D]

Anything?

[B]

Cool. I hope we're in. I hope we're good right now.

[A]

Oh, we're good. That was like. Honestly, you. We did start and you were like, let's just have a medium intro. And I think that was with the pig stuff and the rain and the sound effects and Troy and the scream, the drama that you brought to and the story. I'm thinking that's one of our best intros I think I've ever been a part of.

[B]

I don't want to try to make it about me.

[A]

No, no, I. I said it was. I. I brought up the pigs, and Troy was very dramatic. You know, I thought it was amazing. I thought it was really.

[B]

I thought you were great.

[A]

I thought you were amazing.

[B]

I thought you added that there were like, several pigs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because all the pigs come out picture to me.

[A]

Yeah. Because city in the cities. Usually on the exterior

[B]

when I'm driving. Like today, I saw only four pigs, maybe.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there aren't many farms, but in other cities, there's like more farms around the city on the.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Here.

[B]

I feel like the piggies just sort of like, they sort of come in and out of the gutters and they're like. Yeah, they're kind of like.

[A]

They're city pigs. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You see them at Trader Joe's, like, hey, how you doing? Or whatever.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Not like, I feel like in our bit, which I love, by the way, like, those are more like, oh, these random pigs you're going to ride. City pigs are. You know, they're piggies that just come out of the.

[A]

Calling them piggies. These are different types of piggies.

[B]

City piggies.

[A]

City piggies are kind of different. They're a little bit smaller. They go in the gutters. Yeah. So city piggies. Yeah. It's like. It's crazy in LA because of all the city piggies that come out.

[B]

Well, there's not that many. I see maybe four of them, I think, but still.

[A]

But, like, people don't know how to drive and it's not because of the rain. It's usually because of the city piggies. And they're like, is there going to be a city piggy, Pop?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you pick one up and be

[A]

like, ah, fuck, this one's not big enough to eat. You throw it back in the gutter.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, but that's life in la.

[B]

Yeah. It's been great. It's been great hanging out with you. You know, it's connected to the industry.

[A]

It's connected to the industry.

[B]

La. I've noticed.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I thought you were saying the little piggies. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Don't. Don't go there. Yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, they're gonna. Yeah. Next thing you know, you end up.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Next thing you know, you're gonna. You're a little slop. You're a little mud puddle with a couple of piggies. Little late at night, you're like, how did I get here? It's not there. Don't want to go down that piggy hole. Mgmt.

[B]

Yeah. Do you think MGMT ever worked with mgm? The company omgm.

[A]

Oh, and then he said, omg.

[B]

Oh, omgm. Oh, wait, no, that's not. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of omg.

[A]

Omg. Mgm. Omg.

[B]

Did MGMT ever worked with mgm?

[A]

Holy crap. I. Like, I did follow that. I don't know. The answer to your question is I don't know. I don't. I would guess that MGM is omg. Worked with mgmt. Omg. Fml.

[B]

Are they L A. LMAO or lmafao? Lmfao.

[A]

And also pass the mayo.

[B]

And. And a great football player from the San Diego Chargers was Junior Seattle.

[A]

Yes. Another one wasn't really rhyme. I think we're gonna talk about O.J. simpson, to be honest.

[B]

He didn't play for the Chargers, but he.

[A]

No, but he was a great football player.

[B]

It was the sort of infamous thing that happened with him.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I remember reading, I remember hearing about that when we were young. I don't know if you remember, there's the news, kind of the cases.

[A]

I do, I do. And it's sort of like. It's still sort of forbidden. Yeah, it's forbidden. And that's why we're not even gonna. I'm, I'm not even gonna go there.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I'm going back to the lil piggies.

[B]

I don't. Yes. I don't know that much has been said about it.

[A]

No, no, not a lot has been said. And usually it's like in an official, like it's like an official.

[B]

You get one of the declarations.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Door. However they.

[A]

Right. And it's like with lawyers or. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Declarations. Lawyers come and say, like there's been this incident.

[A]

Right. So like the judges with wigs, I think.

[B]

Yes. Those are from the olden days. That's sort of like American Revolution, right?

[A]

Yeah. I think they do it in Britain still. They're still doing the truth.

[B]

They are, as I recall. Britain is underneath. They are. They have their cities underneath the water.

[A]

I didn't.

[B]

That's what I believe. I.

[A]

That's what you recall.

[B]

Underneath the water.

[A]

The tunnel underneath the water. No, no, no.

[B]

Is that another.

[A]

That's another made up city that you're thinking of.

[B]

Okay. And I apologize. Sometimes we don't have all of the.

[A]

All our nuts in a row.

[B]

Yeah. How are you? How have you been?

[A]

I've been, I've been okay. No, let's see, what's today?

[B]

Today is a Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I've been pretty good.

[B]

It's almost here.

[A]

I've been pretty. Pretty good.

[B]

We're about to go on a trip together.

[A]

Yeah, we are. Can we say anything about it? I don't know.

[B]

I think we could maybe say.

[A]

Yeah, we can say we're going to shoot. Yeah.

[B]

We're gonna do a day on a movie and we're going out of town.

[A]

We both had a fitting yesterday.

[B]

Vulnerable thing for an actor to do.

[A]

Yes, it is. Especially when you're playing dipshit one and dipshit.

[B]

So if you're just joining us.

[A]

Oh, oh.

[B]

I've got big news. I've got big news. I've got big news.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Lay it on my toad. Came in the Mail.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[B]

My toad arrived yesterday, so I'm very excited. I will be bringing him into the podcast in the next time we record. I'm very excited to show the toad, everybody.

[A]

This is. This is news to me. I didn't know about the toad. This is great. Congratulations.

[B]

Thanks so much.

[A]

So you have an actual toad that came in the mail.

[B]

He's just arrived.

[A]

How big?

[B]

He is the size of a big coin.

[A]

Why are you looking at Rochelle? Like, is she.

[B]

I sent her a picture. It is the size of a bitcoin.

[A]

Did she. Did he really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's going. Why did you get a toad in the mail?

[B]

I ordered it.

[A]

Why did you get. Why I choose it. A pet?

[B]

Yeah, sort of.

[A]

Are you gonna lick it? Smoke it?

[B]

Well, that's for me to find out and for you to find out later.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

No, but the big news, what I was really getting at is that, okay, there's a big sort of. What's our podcast Development. As we've talked about, this is an evolving show. We're trying to figure out how to do our podcast.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Even before we recorded today, Beck and I are still discussing, like, kind of should we do it like this in terms of specific ways of talking and talking to people, et cetera, et cetera. So I don't. We don't feel like we've nailed it, per se.

[A]

Absolutely not.

[B]

It's growing, and it might change even more.

[A]

It's going to change all the time, and I think.

[B]

I feel like we might even end up doing some new sorts by now. There's a Patreon, in theory, which I feel like is. Is a place to explore and to do.

[A]

To try new things and maybe incorporate them into the show or. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But so for those of.

[A]

For the.

[B]

The listeners might not be aware of this. The people who watch on YouTube would be. Rochelle, is our guest here? No, it's Ryan, and he's literally soaking

[A]

wet from the intern Ryan, and he,

[B]

like, just keeps on diverting your attention. So, like I said, I see you looking over there, and then I feel like I don't know where to go.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it's okay. You're good.

[D]

You're good.

[A]

Just be. Just be professional.

[B]

Should we get soaking Ryan in here?

[A]

We could. Let's see how wet is.

[B]

You want to get in here while you get them? I'll explain the change. Okay. Our audio listeners might not know this.

[A]

Yes. But.

[B]

But we switch rooms when we go. When we do, we do our intro and we do our interview with the guest in one room. And then when the guest pitches us an idea for the podcast, we go

[A]

into another room to make it a different podcast. Yes. And then we come back in here for our review for a wrap up or whatever. And that has felt like a lot of moving. Moving and unnecessary.

[B]

Every time we talk to guests, when

[A]

we come back in at the end,

[B]

we're like, oh, just so you know,

[A]

there's a one more part and it just is a little cumbersome. So we're going to try to do

[B]

it in one room.

[A]

Yeah, maybe we'll try a lighting change or whatever. We don't know. But we'll go into the podcast.

[B]

I had a discussion, but we've got a. We've got a really special guest before our. Our main special guest comes in. Intern Ryan.

[A]

Ryan is coming.

[B]

Apparently he's very wet.

[A]

Look how wet you are, Ryan. What do you want us. Come sit down here? Yeah, don't. And that's. Yeah, just don't get the couch wet.

[B]

Don't get beat.

[A]

Ryan. Look at. Look how sopping wet you are. Did you think this was. Yeah.

[B]

Well, that's what Beck's gonna sit. Do you mind if he's.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's okay. His butt is. His butt. I didn't touch.

[D]

I wasn't really sitting on.

[B]

Grab the mic, Ryan. Get yourself comfortable.

[A]

Yeah, so. So when you put this coat on and this is totally. No judgment. No judgment. Did you. Were you kind of like, this is kind of a raincoat kind of a material?

[D]

Yeah, I was like, is the hood really that important in a rain?

[B]

I do that too.

[A]

Yeah, but, but, but you thought this material was good for. For, for, for water rolling off.

[D]

I didn't realize it was raining outside.

[A]

Oh, you didn't realize.

[D]

And I was already late.

[A]

Oh, so when you walked out the door. Yeah.

[D]

Some guys actually opening the door over me and I was like, oh. And he was like, I know, right? And I was like, oh, yeah, I gotta go.

[B]

This is when you were leaving your home?

[D]

Yeah, I was leaving my. Yeah, my dorm.

[A]

Yeah, your Dorm.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

17 years old.

[D]

I'm about 15.

[A]

That's amazing. And you're in college? Yeah.

[D]

Kind of a young Sheldon type?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, young Sheldon, he was really young.

[D]

Well, a type.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sure, sure, sure, sure. That's fair.

[A]

That's amazing. It's kind of like a sponge kind of a journey.

[B]

Now is that you think a lot of your buddies and friends are sort of like, eh, we are not going to check to see what the weather

[A]

is like, kind of like, kind of like, hi, buddies.

[B]

This is a normal thing for you?

[D]

My roommate walked in the dorm and he was totally fine.

[B]

Okay, so you.

[D]

I guess contextually I kind of subconsciously assumed it was fine outside.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And do you have a window or. Yeah, sometimes those can.

[D]

I had a zoom class this morning. We had a 10 minute break and I decided to sit down on my bed and then I slept through the entire two hours of class.

[A]

Okay. So there's already a frazzle. There's like sort of an unaware. Unawareness, like kind of sleeping through life. Kind of a theme here happening with intern Ryan, who kind of like cuts stuff for us and. Yeah, okay, but you're just kind of

[B]

like, is a great artist and has.

[A]

No, you are, you are. And you're very valuable to the team. Saw an edit you did earlier today. We loved it.

[C]

Thanks.

[A]

And yeah, we do trust your opinion, but we gotta give you a little. We gotta. Come on. Oh, my gosh. It's like a sponge.

[D]

Well, this jacket happened.

[B]

Now. Why did you keep the jacket on, though? Well, now I guess for this, like you.

[D]

I got here one minute ago.

[B]

Cause we saw Rochelle, if you can. I don't know if you have an experience in your head where like you go into the movie theater and it's like, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen. You actually, you can't control it. You're laughing so hard.

[A]

Something about Mary American Pie.

[B]

You're like, oh, my God, what is happening? That was Relle.

[A]

Yeah. She should not take her eyes off your wet.

[B]

With your wet jacket. She was going on and on. We couldn't even do the podcast.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I think maybe every time they're looking at me, every time it's raining and we're in here, maybe we kind of do like, let's see how Wet Ryan.

[B]

Yeah. Would you want to make. Would you want to do a sort of Wet Ryan segment?

[D]

Oh, that sounds great. Wet Ryan. Maybe I'll specifically get wet before I walk in to. Just for the comedy of it all.

[A]

Yeah, I think.

[B]

Well, let's leave it up to the audience. Hey, guys, do you wanna see more Wet Ryan segments where Ryan comes in wet?

[A]

And I'm just gonna say it would be really funny if nobody wanted it and we did it anyway.

[D]

It's actually the perfect.

[A]

That would be kind of funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Well, that's sort of what alt comedy is. A lot of the time I feel

[A]

like we're gonna do what we wanna

[B]

do and we're not gonna Listen, we don't care if the audience doesn't like it.

[A]

We don't care if the. Yeah, there's.

[B]

If it's bad or it doesn't like.

[A]

Yeah. Well, thanks for coming by, brother. We got. We got to keep moving. We got a long intro already, but you nailed it. And thank you for everything you do.

[B]

Thanks, Ryan. You're crushing it.

[A]

He's get. He cannot wait to get out of here. He's running at some point. No, but you look great. Thank you, Ryan.

[B]

Thank you, Ryan. Thanks for Stay and Stay wet. We'll see you next time on Wet Ryan.

[A]

Wet Ryan. And man, he was excited to be in here with us. That was awesome. All right, well, our guest today. Our guest today is a legend. A legend.

[B]

And one. I feel corny saying this, but one of the best last names. How do you get the last name like that?

[A]

You just be so divine. You can't help but be called Adam.

[B]

Get so Divine.

[A]

Adam and Eve Divine. You know, it's just kind of. I don't know.

[B]

I jumped Adam and Eve, too.

[A]

I wonder. We should ask him if he's named after Adam and Eve.

[B]

I would like that very much.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Adam Devine from Workaholics from Pitch Perfect from Bumper in Berlin.

[A]

Yes, from this is important podcast. So many, so many great things.

[B]

I hope I'm getting. It was Bumper. Bumper in Berlin.

[A]

Bumper in Berlin is the series based off of his character from Pitch Perfect. He can sing, he can probably dance. He can do all sorts of things. He's an incredibly talented, fun, fun loving dude.

[B]

He's a workaholic. And hopefully after today, he'll be a podcastaholic.

[A]

Yes, this is Adam and Eve Divine. Adam Divine.

[B]

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Okay, I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to follow here. You're doing a new performance of a new song called the Gettysburg Address as Abraham Lincoln. No, no, no.

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Yeah.

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[B]

Oh, no.

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I need help. I need help.

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I can't figure out how to make my own website for my brand.

[A]

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[B]

Yep. Do you know what my brand is?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a new type of rubber.

[A]

Your brand is a new type of rubber that nobody knows about.

[B]

Black rubber.

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Black rubber. I think they have that already.

[B]

I better go back to the drawing board.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You might want to come up with something like flubber instead of rubber, because that's going to set the world on fire.

[B]

They did that with the movie.

[A]

Yeah, but for real, he actually invented. I'm saying I would like to, like,

[B]

I gotta say, we've used. The capabilities of Squarespace are amazing. We used it with Finn Wolfard on the. On our Squarespace episode.

[A]

Yeah. I remember being in there, I felt like Iron man, you know, I felt like I was in a suit and I was flying through the air and I could like, blow things up, but. Because, like, it felt like limitless.

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Yes, Minority Report. Tom. Tom C. I don't know if I can say his name. Moving the stuff around with his hands, you know, like.

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You can say his name.

[A]

Yeah. Tom C. You don't think, you think

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I think he might come to try to get us if we say his name and like in an ad. And he's like, I didn't approve my name to be said in an ad.

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Okay. That's. I don't. I feel like we've. We may have even said his name before, to be honest.

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It's Tom Cruise.

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Please send help.

[A]

And this is.

[C]

At least I have a thing to do after this. I get to measure the interior depth of the couch.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Which then will make it. So I'm driving home in the rain during rush hour. So that's perfect.

[A]

Oh, that's amazing.

[B]

I'm sorry. And you actually think that's cool?

[C]

Yeah, dude, you said what cool thing? And I think I'm quoting you exactly. What cool dope ass are you gonna get into?

[A]

That is post pod. That sounds like that is kind of.

[C]

I want to say. I'm quoting you exactly.

[B]

I said that.

[A]

Yeah. Do you love dope?

[C]

So then I explained exactly the cool dope ass thing that I'm doing post pod.

[B]

I don't want to spend too much time on this, but do you. But like outside of measuring the couch in your home, are you gonna. Do you get to grab a soda? Can you turn on the game or is it Like, I'm going in there.

[A]

You turn on the game, like while you're driving.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know the game on a Thursday.

[B]

Okay, there's games.

[C]

Hey, the Winter Olympics, right?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

So I think there are games.

[A]

There are few.

[C]

I might get a turn on the game for a minute.

[B]

How you been, man?

[C]

Good, dude.

[B]

Thank you for. Truly. Thank you for coming.

[C]

Of course. Thanks. Thanks for having me. I've been wanting to do it for a while. I remember for whatever reason you this. And this is. This is good podcasting.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But I wanted to do it and then something happened and I couldn't. And then I was like, I hope I get to do it. And then now we're doing it, and

[A]

now we're doing it. Now we're in. That can happen. We're new to podcasting. This is like our. I don't know, we had like 27 episodes. There's a lot of shifting because it is like, I'll be there if I can. Yeah, yeah. We've. We've shifted on other people. People shift on us. It's a real.

[C]

You know what we do, Because I have a podcast. This is important.

[A]

Yes, this is important.

[B]

The Workaholics guys.

[C]

The Workaholics guys. Surfside,

[A]

classic gesture. The Workaholics. That's kind of a karate kiss.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to go on YouTube for our listeners. We're doing some amazing gestures here also.

[B]

Go, go on YouTube. Check out the Workaholics guy.

[A]

Check out the Workaholics gas. This is important.

[C]

And so I do do that. But you know what we do, it's just on zoom.

[A]

I know. Yeah. And no guess.

[C]

On zoom. No guess.

[A]

Do you, do you ever do guests? Because I've never seen.

[C]

We had my dad.

[A]

Oh, great.

[C]

For three minutes one time and he forgot the name of my. Of our podcast. And I'm like, dad, just say that because he had a real gravelly. Is a real gravelly voice.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And I go, dad, just say the name of the podcast. Because I knew we'd clip it. And it's called this is important.

[A]

Right?

[C]

And he goes, that shit's important. That's cool. And I'm like, better?

[A]

Great. Yeah, that's perfect.

[C]

And then we've had my son when he was like four months old, so. And he goes,

[A]

so the voice I've had. We're all new dads. The, like when I have his like a voice memo and like, cuz like sometimes he doesn't like his. A video being taken, he kind of like shuts down the voice isolated is like, the cutest thing in the world. It's. I don't know why. It's just, like, it's even.

[C]

That's a good idea. I've never just recorded Jeff's voice.

[A]

Yeah. Like, if I'm, like, having a conversation with him and, like, I don't want to film him, I just.

[C]

Cute.

[A]

He's cute.

[C]

Okay, so maybe you want to get the face in there, too.

[A]

I know, I know, I know. I'll. I work on my ways of.

[C]

Yeah. Because I. I think if you have an ugly kid voice memo all day.

[A]

Yeah, I do voicemails because I don't like the way my child looks. Go all voice memos, nothing else.

[B]

I was gonna say.

[A]

What were you saying? Were you saying you were gonna say something and then you're not gonna say it? You can say it.

[B]

I was going to say that you say we have a face for radio.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I wonder.

[B]

I was thinking the whole time, I was like, I wonder. Now they say you got a face for podcasting or face for voice memos. Could be another new.

[C]

Yeah, I like, enter that into the lexicon.

[B]

What is there a word of the year every year? Miriam, maybe.

[C]

Yeah. And it's always something that you hate. It's always like, cheugy. I know 2004 is cheugy or whatever.

[A]

And they're like.

[B]

They're like for voice memo, though. Could be something.

[C]

Yeah, I have a face for voicemail, for sure.

[B]

No, you're very handsome.

[A]

Incredibly handsome man.

[C]

When fishing.

[A]

Got one. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Compliment.

[A]

Fantastic looking dude. Thank you.

[C]

I'm into winking a lot now.

[A]

You're into what? And the tongue is just, you know, what you're doing with that thing.

[B]

But now you're kind of like a kitty cat. Yeah.

[A]

Cute little kitty cat. Sorry. Okay. I just called Adam Mcue little kitty cat.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah, dude, that's okay.

[B]

Workaholics guy.

[A]

But that. It is so smart. I do. But like the podcast, I. It is like, I am a little. I'm a little jealous. We're on camera.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's great. We get to hang out with people that we don't usually get to see, but it is, like, for long longevity, like, you know, zoom in. Yeah. We could pivot. We might just.

[C]

Hey, guess what? Hey, person you want on the podcast. Zoom.

[A]

Zoom, Zoom. Zoom in. Yeah. So much easier.

[C]

We all have zoom set up.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. How long have you guys been the podcast?

[C]

Like five years now. We started during the pandemic, mostly just to see each other because we're like, man, we never get to see each other. We're not in each other's pods.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

So we weren't. The wives hate each other, so they're like dirty germs, so. And we live far apart, so we started to zoom with each other, and it was. It was awesome.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

And then we just kept it up.

[A]

That's so cool.

[B]

And you're doing. You gotta. This is important.

[C]

Cruise. We're going on the cruise. We start this. I leave a Saturday.

[B]

And how. You've done a couple of.

[A]

This is the first time you're wrong. It feels right on brand. I did look up to see if you guys had done it before, and we talked about it this summer.

[C]

I'm pretty nervous about it. Blake's very excited about it. That all checks in, and I'm pretty nervous.

[B]

What's on the itinerary?

[C]

Drinking.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, let's go.

[C]

All day.

[B]

Rum drinks.

[C]

All day. Probably sugar. Rum drinks top to bottom from the moment you wake up.

[A]

So sugary.

[C]

The girls Gone wild theme songs just gonna be pumping through.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And how did that go?

[A]

Just the steel drum.

[C]

That was my mom's ringtone.

[A]

That exact song.

[C]

Because it was a free ringtone. Remember when you used to have to buy. If you wanted a song, you'd have to buy whatever. Nelly's hot in here.

[B]

405, we're talking, maybe.

[C]

And you had to buy it. My mom was like, well, this one's free. And it was.

[A]

That is tight.

[C]

I'm like, mom, the world is asking you to take the top off.

[A]

Take the top off. Take the top off that ringtone. Oh, man. So, yeah, you're. You're nervous. I would be, too. I saw. I saw. I checked out your itinerary a little bit. You got some pickleball tournaments.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[A]

You got. You got.

[B]

Are you deep into that?

[C]

I'm not. I've never played. Blake.

[B]

Blake plays a little bit, but no, for pickleball. For Adam.

[A]

You got. You got karaoke Doing karaoke.

[B]

Yes. You sing well, so you probably do karaoke.

[C]

I do karaoke. I don't do it often. I don't actually like to do karaoke.

[A]

Really?

[C]

I, I, I. I don't know if you guys get this, but I don't love it. I feel like I perform for work.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

Like, that's what I do. Yeah. So then on my off time, turn it on. I'm not also just gonna go perform.

[A]

That's how I feel. And I'm like, the pressure of it. And Being like, oh, do I need to, like, work this? Make it fun?

[C]

My wife tells me, and I think she's right. She's like, you have to quit singing. Stop singing.

[A]

Just stop singing.

[C]

Like, because I get asked to sing for all kinds of stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They're like, hey, you want to sing at the halftime thing and do the. And I'm like, okay, yeah. They're going to give me courtside seats or whatever. Maybe I'll sing a thing. And then it's never quite as good as I think people expect it to be. And she's like, hey, let's just leave them wanting more.

[A]

That's not. I mean, it is.

[C]

And usually my mottos leave them wanting less.

[A]

Yeah. Give it. Give it all. Give it as much. Okay. Wow. When your wife says, like, maybe less singing. It does. You kind of want to listen. It is. It is. And you do. Like, because you are a grade singer. And, like, if you're working on something for a movie or something, like, you can be your best. But, like, really good singers are like, they could just pop it out wherever with whatever sort of.

[C]

You know what I can do? You get me in a booth. You let me do it 40 times.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

They piecemeal it together.

[A]

Good part together.

[C]

Then it sounds great.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But you put a microphone in my hand. And then they're like. And you want to hit it up here, Match the key. And I'm like. And I'm all.

[A]

And then I'll drop it down here.

[C]

And everyone's like, oh, he. He dropped an octave. He dropped four octaves. And I'm like, I don't know what that means. Like, I stopped doing choir in the seventh grade. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you say that on Mike.

[A]

Yeah, that's part of the. So they have to cut that part. It helps you get up there.

[C]

Like, this is good.

[B]

Good footy going. And then they're like, let the Winter Games begin.

[A]

That's exactly right. Yes.

[B]

We asked if we're single. Win.

[A]

You opened the Olympics, right?

[C]

I was the first. Or they. They went to Bad Bunny, but he was busy with the Super Bowl. Number two.

[A]

Yeah. Number two.

[C]

Number two.

[A]

It's a good person.

[C]

Let's get number six on the call sheet for Pitch Perfect.

[A]

Dude, let's open the Games with him.

[B]

I feel like Beck and I very briefly discussed. Oh, what are we going to talk to Adam about? We're very excited.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

I feel like I get to see you occasionally at maybe industry functions. Yeah.

[C]

I feel like we're both of Us probably are like a once every three year friends.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But we will just run into each other.

[B]

Like. Yeah. It's a sweet interaction.

[C]

Hey, buddy.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, I feel like I saw you. I don't even know. Like, I feel like I saw you at the. Maybe the Chair Company screening or something like that. Would that be.

[C]

You saw Blake there? I did not make it. But Blake's the one with.

[B]

He's in.

[A]

He's got.

[B]

I saw you. I saw you somewhere where you said, like, in some crossing.

[A]

You said friendship.

[B]

You said, like, I'm gonna do. Yes, I'm gonna do your podcast.

[C]

Yes, I did.

[A]

Was it the Friendship premiere? No. Another Tim Robinson wasn't there. I wasn't there either. I wasn't there, but I.

[B]

It might have also just been, like, at like a. An agency. Like, it might have been.

[C]

It might have been in a lobby of our agency.

[A]

But.

[C]

Yeah, that is right. And I did say that. And you were like, okay,

[B]

I don't

[C]

think we asked you, but we're kind

[B]

of doing the no guess thing now.

[C]

Over zoom.

[A]

I remember.

[C]

Oh, sorry, Go ahead.

[B]

No, no, please.

[C]

No, I. I remember. I think one of the. Maybe the first times we hung out was we were at the SNL after party and we had been drinking.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Since we went to dinner. Then we went to a Knicks game. Then we went out after a Knicks game, waiting to go. Because the after party started like 2:00am

[A]

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

And then we drank until like 1am and then we went to the after party and then we ran into you guys. And I remember we came in so hot. And I remember the next day being like, we scared Kyle to death.

[A]

No, not at all. Not at all. You guys were great.

[C]

We kept trying to find beers to shotgun.

[A]

Yeah, give us a beer.

[C]

Don't open it, don't open it. And the bartender's like, I have to open it. We're like,

[A]

yeah, we were at that Mexican restaurant.

[C]

Yeah, that's right.

[A]

No, you guys were having a great time. You guys were on tour. It was very much on brand. And I. I remember seeing you a couple years later at the HBO Emmys party, which was your party, because I. I'm sure you were on Gemstones at the time. Yeah. Yeah. And so you were there professionally. I was there. I mean, via snl, but not. Not working. You know what I mean? And I was too drunk. I remember seeing you in the bathroom and I just, in my mind remember seeing you go like, yeah. And then I woke up the next day being like, God damn it.

[C]

Dude, no, no, no, no. I probably was like, I can't wait. Wish I was at that level.

[B]

I, I, There are. I did not leave whatever that interaction was thinking, like, these guys. And what I. We did want to say is that, like, I. Maybe it's not even fair for me or for Beck and I to, like, kind of feel like a. I don't know what that would call it. An energy, like a calling, a connection. But it's like, you were a group of guys who made stuff together, living in a house.

[C]

We were a group of guys, yes.

[B]

Who made stuff together, yeah. We lived at a house together and having parties. It was truly. It was awesome to see it work, like, to see, like, the, like, to you see that you guys had a successful series and that it was possible. And I feel like that was such a fun era of people making stuff, and it was so. I, I, I was excited to see you guys then, and I'm excited to see you whenever I feel like, I'll always feel that.

[A]

Yeah, hit that.

[B]

What do you call that? That connection is one word of connection.

[A]

Kinship.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Kinship. A brotherhood.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah. You know, I remember Blake put me on to Good Neighbor, and, and he just started showing me sketches. He's like, these guys are really good. And I remember how I always feel initially when I see another group that's really funny. I'm like, oh, yeah, right. Like, oh, they are really good.

[A]

Oh, man, I don't know.

[C]

Oh, there's other funny guys out there.

[A]

More fun. There's no way there's enough space for six white guys.

[B]

Funny, too.

[C]

No.

[B]

Three dudes and a guy who's, like, mostly behind the camera.

[A]

Yeah, exactly the same plan

[C]

I remember seeing when we first started putting stuff up on YouTube in, like, 06. Like, when first year YouTube first came out, a buddy who was helping us edit some stuff was like, yeah, he, he grew up in Berkeley. He's like, some friends of mine from Berkeley are actually just made it on snl. And we're like, okay, who are they? He's like, yeah, they have some videos. And we didn't know about YouTube yet, and so we brought up YouTube, and we're like, what is this?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

And then he played Lonely island, like Stork Patrol or some old video classic. And I was like, you know, just being a dick. Being like, yeah, I'll see if they're funny or not. You know, they made us, and they're probably pretty funny. And then it just blew my socks off. And I'm like, well, we're never Making it now.

[A]

Look at them.

[C]

They're on SNL already.

[A]

The same thing happened to us. We were like, oh, we should do this.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I mean, we, like, saw their videos and we're like, yeah, we should do what they're doing. And then, like, we were all making videos on YouTube at the same time.

[C]

Yeah, that was a fun time.

[A]

It was like, seeing your show come out. It was like. I think it was. I don't know if our pilot at Comedy Central didn't get picked up or if their show was already out, but I remember it coming out and being like, I'm not gonna watch that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I, like, started watching, and I loved it. And I was like, yeah, they're actually really good. Yeah, they figured it out.

[C]

We.

[A]

I remember, like, we were trying to come up with a show that was way too complicated.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I was like, God, they think they just. They gave themselves an environment to be themselves and be funny, and they didn't over complicate the plot of it or why they were with you.

[B]

I think there was a moment there was like, oh, I don't know if I want to watch this. I don't know if I want to watch this. And then, like, you know, I started going to the gym a little bit circa.

[A]

Okay, you started feeling better, more confident.

[B]

I was able to watch it on my. On my new iPhone.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

And I was like. And then I watched all. But I was like, these, like, just.

[C]

On the ellipse.

[A]

Yeah, it's actually pretty good.

[B]

Unzipping my pants, like. And I'm just like, oh, wait, what? Oh, no, no, wait. No, no, hang on. Yeah, I'm unzipping my pants. I get yelled at.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And then I'm like, I'm watching the Workaholics, and they go.

[A]

They give you a little wink at its own.

[B]

And then they're like, okay, okay, I'm with you. I didn't do that. No, but I had to watch the show.

[C]

Okay. I think I was walking tightrope there. I think the poster, when it first came out, it just seemed like a show you've probably seen before of just, like, college bros partying. And then it wasn't. It was that. But it also wasn't that, like, we. We tried to be smart about the.

[A]

It was a lot weirder. And you guys were not like. Like, I mean, you. It was cool, but you guys weren't

[C]

like, no, we always wanted to fail.

[A]

Like, yes, you guys are failing and embarrassing yourselves.

[C]

We kept getting from the network was like, maybe they Win at the end of an episode. And we're like, that's not as funny, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I. I hate to say. I hate to say the most obvious thing, but, like, workaholics as a name, as, like, just the log line and the title is so good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because you're alcoholics and you're working at an office.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

I remember breaking it down to the president of Comedy Central at that time, which was this woman, Lauren Correo. What's up, Lauren?

[A]

Hey, Lauren.

[C]

She. She greenlit it, and then Ken Talterman came on and took over Comedy Central. And he didn't kill it, which we were positive he was going to, but he was like, I think it's funny. Which. Thank God.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Ken Talterman is one of the best.

[B]

So many wonderful interactions.

[A]

He's so supportive of funny people.

[C]

Yes. He's very, very good guy. But Lauren Correo greenlit the show, and I remember explaining to her, the log, like, the woke. Workaholics, man. I'm like, it's okay, so it's workaholics, but we. It's funny because we're in an office. So, like, yeah, workholics, but we're not.

[A]

We're actually alcoholics.

[C]

And she's like, no, I know. I get it. And I'm like, of course she gets it. I don't have to explain it. She's the head of Comedy Central. She gets basic wordplay. Yeah.

[B]

Do you remember? Because it started out as a web series. Yes or no?

[C]

Sort of.

[A]

That's the.

[B]

I feel like that's a part of the mythos.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, no, that's. That's right. We, like.

[B]

I know your mail order or order comedy, but yeah, please.

[C]

These guys, they had some office space for us to use, and we were like, okay. So we put on ties and we worked with them and did it in their offices and just made a little web series. And it kind of really clicked in a way. Like, we were doing stuff. We called it, like the dude's house or something. That was just like in our house. And we were like. And this stuff was all in the office. I'm like, well, what if we did both?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And in fact, it was. It was Walter Newman at Comedy Central, a low level exec. He saw the videos and reached out to us and he actually mailed us through YouTube.

[A]

Really?

[C]

We did not know how to check that.

[A]

We did.

[C]

We didn't even look at it for months until finally Kyle Newicheck, our director, he was in the Other room. We all lived in the same house. And I just hear him go, whoa, no.

[B]

And I'm like, what?

[C]

And he's like, some guy from Comedy Central wants to make a show. And then Comedy Central thought we were, like, cool. Even cooler, because we weren't getting back to them right away. And they're like.

[A]

They are the guys.

[C]

Yeah. They're like, oh, my God. These are the. This is. It's so real with these guys.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

But when.

[B]

Sorry to. Sorry to, like, just cling on to this, but do you remember the moment you came up with the name entitled Workaholics or, like, how simple or difficult?

[A]

Like. Yeah. Were you guys, like, pitching around the house, like, staying up all night, like, trying to figure it out?

[C]

Exactly. But I remember. Yeah, I don't remember exactly. I just remember it being. We came up with the list, and workaholics just rose to the top so quickly.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That we were like, there's no other name. It's Workaholics. And I like that it was one word, and it was so easy to wrap your head around what the show was. Yeah.

[A]

I love it. Freaking love it, dude. Dude, absolutely love it.

[B]

Do you blaze? What's your deal?

[C]

Yeah, dude, I blaze. I rip it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, dude, you rip it.

[B]

That's what we do on our podcast. So we're at the moment where we ask our guests if they blaze.

[A]

All right, so, okay, so here's the question.

[C]

Blaze o' clock hour.

[A]

Do you blaze? That made me think about. Honestly asking if you blaze. Made me think about you on a boat. You live by the ocean.

[C]

I do. Yeah.

[A]

You live that boat life.

[C]

I do. You live a life.

[B]

I don't know. This, your home is. You have a boat or you're. You live on a boat.

[C]

I do have a boat, and I don't live on a boat. I have a house that I live in and then a dock that goes out to a boat.

[B]

Boat.

[C]

And then there's.

[B]

How often are you getting time on the boat?

[C]

Not as often as I want.

[B]

I don't know if I was.

[C]

But I got two boats. I got a boat. I got two boats.

[A]

Yes. Dude, that is. Yes.

[C]

You wonder why I did so many commercials with Marshawn Lynch.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

It's because I got two boats.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

Another. Can I please do another?

[A]

So, yeah, the boat needs work. The boat needs some help.

[C]

But I got a little one that you chewed around the bay in and. And then a bigger one that you could take to Catalina and stuff.

[A]

Oh, My God, that's bad.

[B]

What do you got? You got names up names for them?

[C]

I do, yeah.

[A]

What's the little one?

[C]

I don't want to name the names because then people know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Can we guess? And like, you can give maybe like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Maybe it. Two taps if we're exactly right and one tap if we're wrong.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Interesting.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So is one of the boats Jameson?

[A]

Oh, what is James. Right.

[C]

Oh, how'd you get it right away?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

What's the other don't get it right.

[A]

A little chummy. Oh, God. Because chum in the water, but also chums. You know what I mean? Dude, it's because we, the same comedy group lived in a house.

[B]

We got to have a name for like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Dudes in their 20s who are making Internet videos in the mid aughts. Like the.

[A]

Like a grom or something like that. A chuggy. Oh. Oh, wait. Was that good? I can't tell.

[B]

Chuggy, chuggy, chuggy. What is chuggy? Chuggy is somebody that. That's.

[A]

You don't like. Well, it's like chi, but chuggy.

[C]

Yeah. I don't know Miriam Webster's word 2024.

[A]

It really was. What.

[B]

Do you know what. What it is, what a chuggy is?

[C]

I don't think a chuggy is a thing.

[A]

I think a ch is one of my favorite words.

[C]

So chy.

[B]

And a chuggy is like.

[C]

Which I found out, like, everything in my. Like, the fact that we're all sitting the way we're currently sitting.

[A]

Chugi.

[C]

This is touch, by the way.

[A]

Take it back.

[C]

I sat like this until I was like, 35, and then all of a sudden.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Wow. Okay. So for the listeners, Adam used to sit with his toes touching the ground. Yeah, I used like this.

[C]

I used to sit like this. Just like dick, crotch forward. And then now.

[A]

Yeah. Not even this.

[B]

Not even.

[A]

Not even.

[C]

Not even. Just crossing a full.

[B]

Look at that. It's okay. That's.

[A]

And it doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt the guys. It kind of makes them feel.

[C]

You know what happened when I was 35?

[A]

What happened?

[C]

It went in.

[A]

It went in.

[C]

It went in.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

My ball. That is so shot in. That way I can cross my legs.

[B]

Oh, you're happy about it?

[A]

Yeah, because. Because before they were so big and hanging around and flopping around, you could barely get out of the house and do anything.

[C]

A lot of skin. There's too much skin down there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Adam, you've always been very interesting to Me. But I gotta say this one, I'm.

[A]

I like, love to get to know the softer side. You like it?

[B]

I like that about you. Yep.

[A]

Damn, dude. Inside.

[B]

Smooth ride.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Okay. I want to. I've talked to you a little bit about your. Not his experience with gemstones. I am. Like, I've talked to Skyler a little bit about this, too. But the whole, like, I. I feel like I'm hitting a theme here, too, which is. It seems like. Like, I'm gonna say that that whole experience seems, like, so fun. You're in Charleston. You live there for a little bit, shooting gemstones. And then, like, I'm just also thinking about the workaholics. Like, it seems like you, like, you have a history of. And it's not always in your control, but, like, having a fun lifestyle around the work that you do.

[C]

And thank God.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It's really. I've really lucked out.

[A]

But.

[C]

Yeah. Because we shot gemstones in Charleston, South Carolina, and it is. If you haven't been, you have to go.

[A]

I've been. Once we watch me and my wife watch Southern Charm, and we're like, I just want to go there.

[C]

Oh, by the way, I never watched Southern Charm.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Those guys were. I. I hung out with those guys all the time.

[A]

Really.

[C]

Not even on purpose. I'm like, oh, here we come. Here they come again.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And some of them are very nice, and some of them are psychopaths.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But I won't say who.

[A]

You need a little bit of both, but you need.

[C]

They actually were all super nice guys. But. But it's such a beautiful place.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then Danny is so welcoming and just, like, would make. He would, like, have multiple parties throughout the year. This is how you. When you're doing a show when people are out of town, even if people are in town, it's, like, kind of cool. If you're the production company.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

To make it feel like a family and to throw part. We would do it and end of the year party. And we would also do during workholics, Friday night beers.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

For, like, the first, like, four or five seasons, which was very fun until, like, someone was like, hey, when we finally started to make some money, people were like, they could. You could get sued. You're giving your crew beer, and then they're driving home. And I'm like, yeah, I hate that I'm an adult that even has to think about bullshit like that.

[A]

I know, I know. Yeah. It is a bummer.

[B]

It's so. Yes. That moment where, like, you Cross over from, like.

[A]

Like, I can't believe we're doing this.

[B]

Let's have a beer and make a video or whatever. And like, well, now it's like, let's have a beer and make a TV show. Now it's like, well, anybody gets hurt and make a TV show.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's when.

[A]

That's when you. That's when. That's when you book the cruise, and that's when you get the kick with my boys. All right, so I guess I'll do a cruise.

[C]

Yeah, I was gonna do it on a cruise. Drink for five days straight on a cruise.

[A]

No, no. Now, do you know what the demographics of your. Of your ship? What do you call. It's weirdly, mostly people going to ship. Mostly female.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, that is a huge advertisement.

[C]

True. Yes. And for. We were like, this is going to be so brotacular. But it's. We found that the fans that have fully stuck around with us are female. And even our podcast, specifically SK Female. It's not like, like 80 or something, but it's like 60, 40.

[A]

I think I saw the clip or the episode where Blake is like, yeah, man, we're going on Netflix and we're getting all those housewives. Yeah. They're all gonna be like, home putting us under in the middle of the day. And like, yeah, yeah, Blake keeps going,

[C]

yeah, we're on middle of the day. All the. The housewives. And he's like, let me give you a little treat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Keeps doing that.

[C]

It's so gross.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But the women love it.

[A]

That's great.

[C]

Love it.

[B]

Our proportions are off. I gotta say, I commented on the. On the. On our podcast thread the other day. We're. We're. I think, at 75, 25.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And, you know, no matter what gender, we love you. We'll take. We'll take you no matter which way you come. But. Yeah, maybe. What if we. What if you're on the cruise and you just saw us on the cruise? I was like, hey, man, that was just the passenger on the cruise this weekend.

[C]

He said, oh, yeah, Come on.

[A]

Okay, so. And how many days. How many days are you gonna be on?

[C]

I think it's four. I think it's the 22nd through the 26th.

[B]

This will. This will come out just to warn you after.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

I know. And I don't know if you came

[C]

in here, like, I can't wait to promote the.

[B]

Unless you. Unless you really want us to sneak this in.

[C]

No, no, no, it's okay. I feel like you. If you buy a ticket this late.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You're a loose cannon.

[A]

Absolutely. If you're thinking about coming up. Yeah. Oh, no, it's mostly guys.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's good. It will be a lot of fun. I. But I'm. I am. I. The thing is, is I just. I've had a weird few weeks where I went and did. I'm not much of a golfer.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I've been golfing maybe 10 times in my entire life.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I am the ambassador for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals now. I just started this year, and that's 170 children's hospitals around the country. And I'm like, the face of it now.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

And so they're. It's their big celebrity golf tournament and in Hawaii, and they were like, we really want you to do it. I'm like, I don't golf. And I just went and did it. And then it was like five days of, like, drinking with Drew bledsoe and Donovan McNabb, and it was very fun.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I sucked at golf. And they made fun of me every day. They would call me like, little man a lot. And like, every time I take a photo and be like, Adam's in front.

[A]

You're like the full golf jester.

[B]

Yeah, a little bit.

[C]

Hey, little man. But they're professional athletes. And I'm like, you're six five. You're huge.

[A]

You're naturally gifted. You could play anything at almost a professional level. Yeah.

[C]

And then the following. And then I went right to the super bowl and did all week. And we did podcasts at the super bowl, and we were drinking all day, every day, all night, you know, and then I've had a week, like five days off, and now we're gonna go on the cruise. And so I'm like, just sweating, thinking

[B]

about is work to party.

[C]

I used to be able to hang.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I feel like your 75 male fan base are gonna be like, Adams.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

We talk about it. We talk about it all the time. It's totally changed.

[C]

It's totally changed. I used to just have that extra gear that I was like, oh, I could just to do this forever.

[A]

Right?

[C]

And I would. We would like. I mean, we were pretty professional, you know, on work days, but there would be times when you're like. You would go and have drinks, and then the next morning, you're up at 5:30 in the morning to go to work at 6 and you just are like, oh, last night got a little away from us.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

Never would I do that nowadays.

[A]

I'm like.

[C]

I'm like, I. I would show up at work just in a gurney, like, please help me.

[A]

Absolutely, brother.

[B]

I get. I get nervous to have a glass of wine before recording a podcast or the night before. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm like, no, I want. I gotta.

[A]

I gotta be.

[C]

I gotta be fired.

[B]

I gotta get that clip going, man.

[A]

No, it's so different. But you look great. I gotta say, for me, whenever I'm, like, drinking and I'm going to do something, I'm like, it's. My face is blown up, but you look fantastic.

[C]

Thank you, guys. Thank you.

[B]

But you know the reason I don't like doing these Segways.

[A]

You're so good at. Isn't he amazing?

[B]

This in a cool way.

[C]

Way.

[B]

Let me just. Cool way, little man.

[A]

The reason, dude, no. You're dying. Look at this.

[B]

He's not getting that tongue action in

[A]

the water right now, ladies. You're going to want to go to YouTube guys, too.

[B]

No, seriously, the tongue is. We're doing tongue stuff today, and we're about to check out from Adam Divine in one second. We're going to ask him about what his idea for the podcast. Coming out. We're gonna. Because we're gonna just find out what. Do you have an idea for what the podcast should be about? Adam Devine.

[A]

Here we go.

[C]

Oh, that's good. Did you ever audition for, like, to be an MTV host at any point?

[A]

That is a good question.

[B]

I did audition for. I don't know if you were there for this. I feel like you weren't, but you can tell me.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We were in the same improv and sketch group in college, and one of our members. I feel like I was a senior at this point, came in, was like, yo, I got approached by a guy from mtv and they want to audition us. They saw us performing on the lawn, and they want all of us to audition. I was like, oh, okay. And, like, all of a sudden, like, I'm so psyched. I've never had any.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Professional thing to do, sort of audition or any.

[A]

And, like,

[B]

then it sort of became. He, like, he came back, like, a few days later. So I got his contact, and he told me it's for. It's for reality shows. For a D show. And I was like, okay, well, that's not, like, as cool, but I'm, like, still really psyched.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then, like, finally get to the moment where they put you on video and like, all right, just talk about you tell the story. And I was just like. I remember, like, I just so nervous going, like. And, yeah, have lots of friends around here. Whatever I said was like, so stupid.

[A]

I was nervous parties and I Friends

[B]

this thing that I don't even know what the fuck it is. I don't even be on it.

[C]

It.

[B]

And then I heard, like, our friend come in a few days later, like, yeah, they want me back. It's like, I don't want to do that. I was like, oh, yeah, they want you back.

[A]

I don't want to do that.

[C]

They wanted me back. I said no, because actually I don't

[B]

even want to do it.

[A]

It's too busy partying and hooking up with girls.

[B]

I kind of want to save my. My stories for my own project.

[A]

That makes me. My stories. That does make me gotta save the stories for my books. You gotta save.

[C]

I'm actually writing a book, so I'm gonna save my stories.

[B]

I talked to the guy for a while, but I think I want to save my stories for my book.

[A]

I think I'm going for the.

[C]

For my biopic. Yeah, I. I auditioned for a lot of those MTV when I was like 21, 22. And they. I would all. I would always just get right there and then not get it. And I would be so bummed to like, not get that really shitty job.

[A]

Really shitty job that would be around forever, that would follow you for the rest.

[C]

For the rest of my life. Be like, what's up? You just me play. I'm talking.

[A]

How?

[C]

I don't actually talk. Yeah, but I. One of the producers, he. He just liked me. And he was doing this. This game show or this dating show that actually never went. And thank God, he's like, I want you to do the pilot. And you could do a character or something. You don't have to be yourself. And I'm like, okay.

[A]

So then I.

[C]

It was called. The pilot was called Going down, and you're in an elevator and you have to like, spit your game. And I. I went to high school with this guy named Michael McCoy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And he talk like this chick thought he was the hottest chick. And when he would laugh, he laugh like this. And so I just was that character the whole time. And the girl's like, I don't know, not him. But then the producer's like, no, no, no, keep him.

[A]

Keep him in.

[C]

And then they made it so I won the thing. And I'm like, what's up? Oh, my God. And then I like, I. When I signed the paperwork for the. For the.

[A]

The release or whatever.

[C]

I signed it Adam Divine so I could get paid the $500 or whatever they were paying me. And they go go, your name's not Mike McCoy? And I'm like, no, it's actually my adam Devine. Mike McCoy is my stage name. And they go, adam Devine's a perfectly good stage. And I'm like, no. And then years later, one of. The editor of the. Of the project saw me at the. At the Improv at the Comedy Store or whatever, and he was like, thank God, man. I thought you're, like a real person. I thought you were the worst guy in the history of the world. When I edited that, because I never broke character. It was like 12 hours.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was just like. And then I would go into my little shitty cubbyhole of a dressing room and, like, take deep breaths because I'm

[A]

like, jesus, this is exerting so much energy.

[C]

Yeah, this is exhausting. And everyone sort of hates me. And I'm like, is this good?

[A]

Do whatever I have to. To get that 500. That's, like, where you're at at that point in your life. Absolutely. Do whatever it takes. This is. Do.

[B]

You've never seen it?

[C]

I've never seen it.

[A]

I think. I do think that that is a good character for you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think you should try to exert. Exert that. What was the word? I put that into something. Would you want to watch that if

[B]

you had the opportunity?

[C]

I think so. I just. Because I was.

[A]

It's so far away now.

[C]

It was so far away, and I. And I was, like, fully, like, uninhibited. Like, I was.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

Cool. It is.

[C]

I was being a lunatic. I was saying all the worst that you would ever say to a woman.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then they're still making her pick me, which was crazy.

[B]

So I actually can't choose it with the way you want to choose. Yeah.

[C]

She's like, not this guy, but I'm

[A]

a person and I'm choosing him.

[C]

She's like, not this guy for sure. And then meanwhile, the producer, like, it's a fake elevator. So there. They would just pop their head over the top and be like. Like, actually. And they're. You see the woman go like. And then I'm acting like, I don't know. So I'm like,

[B]

oh, man, that's great. And is your friend. Is. Wait, Michael McCoy was the name of the character and your friend?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And you labeled yourself the same name as your friend?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And can we shout him out.

[C]

He knows about Mike McCoy. He's a great. First of all, it's sort of him and another friend, Bobby Niles, and I sort of smashed them together and exaggerated them. But Mike McCoy is, like, a fantastic guy. He was like a Army Ranger or something. He, like, jumps out of helicopters and saves people. He's like a truly good, good guy. But. And then Bobby Niles. I don't know what the hell Bobby's doing, but he's married to a friend of mine, and they seem super happy, but. But they talked hilarious in high school.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

Yeah, I know that sort of.

[B]

I, I love the. If you got me started on just names of people I went to high school with or middle school, I go. I could do that.

[C]

I love first and last names of, like, people that you know from your childhood, because it's so real.

[A]

It is that.

[C]

That you're like, when you would. In Workaholics, I, I, I, I had a character that I loved. It was my. My third love of was named Chelsea Niederdepi. And it was. It was like a mashup of two of my friends from high school. And they both were like. When the show came out, they were like, oh, because we're, like, 25.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Or whatever. And so we're like, oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And also the name Neater Deppy is so specific that, like, no one has that last name.

[A]

That's so fun. Yeah. We've put a lot of friends names into, like, like, fake videos and, like, get.

[B]

Yeah. To get the.

[A]

That, that thing. Get a name that sounds classic all the time, and it's just good to go with the actual name.

[B]

Like, Brett Burell. Have not seen that guy since 93.

[A]

Or twin brother Ian Burchell. But I hope you guys are good.

[C]

I'm saying.

[A]

Hello, brothers.

[B]

I think you moved to Texas.

[C]

What's up, Patty Burris?

[A]

Yeah. What's up, Al Klingler? Ned Frank? Chris Apostle.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Reagan Burris. What's up, Ryan Jonica? Yeah, we.

[A]

We don't see you guys as much anymore, but we still remember you.

[C]

Haven't seen you for 25 years. But what's up?

[A]

What's up? All right, so now. So now. Now that we shouted out the high school homies.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

We gotta get serious.

[A]

This is the point. Yeah. This is a really serious part in the show where you tell us what you think our podcast should be about, and then we try it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And we're gonna. Usually we used to go switch rooms. Now we're just gonna do it right here because we're tired of the transitions. Yeah.

[C]

So what do you think, Feet?

[B]

Great.

[A]

Great.

[B]

Coming up soon. Rochelle is loving it. We're going to do the feet.

[A]

Fun. We're going to do feet,

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Yes, dude. Amazing. Amazing.

[B]

Look at the green guys.

[A]

Yeah. Somebody got the memo. These three, two greens of green shirts. That's a cool song.

[B]

Well, I was trying to. What is. Remember the song Green Sleeves? How did that go?

[A]

I don't know that song.

[B]

I don't get an old classic from one of the older.

[A]

From one of the older guys.

[B]

Conductors.

[A]

Oh, a conductor. So kind of like. Okay, so it's not like a symphony.

[B]

I think that probably has been performed via a symphony before.

[A]

Very cool.

[B]

But, man, it's great to see you still looking. I see you still. Yeah, man.

[A]

It's always, always. You're always growing. You're still growing.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Yeah. Always change.

[B]

Well, you know what? You know. You know what? You know what maybe is. You know what? You know what I was thinking? What I actually. You know what the other thing I was thinking was? The. You know what sometimes grows, Sometimes doesn't grow, is a little. Is a little something that's at the bottom of my leg.

[A]

And that's why we're here for our podcast. Feed is our podcast. That's what it's all about. You told us. Feed is our podcast best. That's what we'll talk about with Beck and Kyle. Yes. Dude. Here we are talking.

[B]

You enjoyed performing the theme song.

[A]

I. Not that much. I pretend like I do just to get through it. Our listeners wanted to keep it, so

[B]

I felt our guests like sort of having to, like, I know, do the thing where it's like, I'm gonna help try to sell this for them.

[A]

Our guest was doing that.

[B]

I got something in the forever.

[A]

Okay. Well, speaking of, we're so lucky to have Adam Devine here on the feet podcast.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you. Let's give a high five. Yes. A high feet. Rather high foot. Yes.

[C]

It's a foot when it's just one.

[A]

Right? And I knew that because I'm the host of the podcast. I host the feet podcast, and something

[B]

funny is a foot. Because you're such a great comedian.

[C]

What is a foot?

[A]

What is a foot? Something funny is a foot. Oh, what is a foot? Foot. Wait, I don't know.

[B]

That's what I was saying. When you're high, you're like, foot, foot. All of a sudden it sounds. It sounds foot.

[A]

Foot. Dude, dude.

[B]

Foot.

[A]

Foot. I'm hungry. I need some foot. That's pretty sick. What the foot.

[C]

Fruit by the foot.

[A]

Foot. I actually have foot. Wait, is it fruit by the foot? That's the. That is the long. It's by the foot. Oh, yeah, it's by the foot. I got a whole box of those in my trunk, dude.

[C]

Oh, that's so many fruit.

[B]

The real. The genu. Not like some, like, kind of.

[A]

No, no, the genuine thing.

[B]

Ms. Bradley's fruit fruit strip. Fruit strippies.

[C]

So do you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

For your. Your children.

[A]

They. They were. The thing was, so we had. We had somebody pick up, like. She's like. She's like our main babysitter kind of working into assistant mode for us. And she went. She's great. She went to Costco to get stuff for us for 4th birthday, and we were like, Welch's, you know, gummies, whatever.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Fruit. Fruit bears.

[C]

Fruit bears.

[A]

Fruit, fruit. Fruities. What are they called? Fruit juice. Fruit gummies.

[C]

No one.

[A]

Nobody knows.

[B]

Yeah, but.

[A]

But you.

[C]

And then you said, give me all the high fructose corn.

[A]

Give me all that fructose corn served, because I want to put it in these other kids at the birthday. Yeah, but she was. She was like, she's not a parent. She got that. And I was like. But honestly, I was like, I feel bad because it is. It's gonna dye their mouth mouths. And it was probably more of an optics thing. Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Like, I'm. I'm popping one every now and then.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But instead of putting them out at the birthday, we got some of the. The healthier stuff. And I. They're just sitting right. No. No sugar added. And it's like, that sucks. The kids who have never had anything better still like it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But I got for them.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

Go in and look. Listen, in 94, this didn't exist. You. You're just going to gushers.

[C]

Small, high. Fruit sharks.

[A]

Gushers. Fruit sharks were sick.

[C]

Fruit sharks were sick.

[A]

Those should come back.

[B]

I was gonna ask you, though, about the fruit by the foot, because I. That was a fun snack. And, you know, you would roll it out and it would be on that, like, kind of wax paper. And here are the choices that I saw that you had. You could. Could. You could one. Roll it all out and I guess have a giant strip and then you.

[A]

Yeah. Let it.

[C]

Put it in your mouth and you go.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And try to get it all.

[A]

Be like peeling it off. Yeah. While it's in my mouth, you could

[B]

also do like, just tear off pieces. But then there's. We weren't doing that sometimes. Yeah. You could also do, like, a way where you could, like, kind of roll it back and try to just get it in one bite.

[C]

Oh, I like that.

[A]

That's cool. That's funny.

[C]

Put it in a ball.

[A]

Yeah. And you gotta put this all in my mouth. You make with your parent.

[C]

Just saliva, just.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Ruining your shark attack T shirt.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

But then you like it even more because it looks like blood.

[A]

Yes. Yes. Dude. That's nasty stuff.

[B]

And that's why I'm here for fan fiction.

[A]

That gets me right back to feet, because that's how. That's what I'm. That's basically what's going on with me when I think about feet.

[B]

How do you feel earnestly about your feet?

[A]

I feel fine. I'm. I, they don't turn me on. On my feet. Other people's feet. I don't get turned on by feet, but they also don't gross me out, I think. I. And I like to be barefoot. I like to walk around, you know, but. But old. Like, later in life, sometimes it gets a little uncomfortable.

[C]

I have objectively, really gross feet. Really, really gross. I was hit by a cement truck. I, I think I. You guys knew this?

[A]

I, I, I did. I, I'm.

[C]

Yes. So many questions. My legs look like uncooked chicken and look like maybe beef jerky strips.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

And so my toes and legs are very like Freddy Krueger's face. And then I had a toe fall off in a bathtub.

[A]

The whole toe. We're not talking a toenail. We're talking.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. Half of my left pinky toe popped off. Popped off.

[A]

No pain.

[C]

I think I was like, 12, maybe 13. And what was that? I was hit.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When I was 11, a few months before my 12th birthday by a cement truck.

[A]

You went under the wheels.

[C]

Under the wheels. Spit out fully. Kablamoed. Spit out Crazy. And then. So the legs were mangled.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

And then cut to, like a year and a half later, I'm learning about my body.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

And I'm in the back.

[A]

Well, that's like.

[C]

And I'm.

[A]

Yeah. You're.

[B]

I, I have an idea.

[C]

Is that your idea? Because that's what I was doing.

[A]

That's probably. That's probably what I was thinking.

[C]

And it was like, what? The first time that anything has come out of the. Of the.

[A]

Yeah. That happened. Yeah. It's frightening. It's a frightening moment for all. It was very scary.

[C]

It Was like, also felt the best it's ever felt. And I'm like, this is incredible.

[B]

And it hurts a little bit. But also you're like, whoa.

[C]

And then that's when I noticed. I swear to you, this is a true story. I noticed a toe floating in the bathtub because my doc, they had like stitched it on, but it was so. It was so badly mangled, tangled. And this is like a year before that that the accident happened. And they were like, look, this might just fall off either it will like stay.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And that's best case scenario. But it could just come off there. Like it could just come off at some point. There was so much point.

[A]

So after you ejaculated stuff out of your body for the first time, a toe popped off. Were you. That is awful. That is. Were you immediately like, oh, no.

[C]

I screamed. I'm like, cuz there's a toe floating and also other stuff floating. And my mom comes running in the bathtub and she's like trying to grab the toe. I'm like, get out. And I'm like trying to dissipate. I'm like, get out. It was a whole.

[A]

It was a whole thing.

[B]

Dude, let me go one more time.

[A]

She's like, no, no, no, stop. We got to save the. Watch out, I'm trying to put your toe back on.

[B]

Were you. Were you like, my immediate thought is like, were you religious at all? Because. Or anything like that? Because I would be like, oh, no, I definitely shouldn't be doing this.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I'm breaking my body. That is God coming down, fighting me so good.

[C]

I was like, I guess I'm going to the dark side. Yeah.

[A]

I don't care how many toes I

[C]

lose, I lose all the toes.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, especially after that recovery process, you find masturbation. That's fantastic.

[C]

Number one best feeling thing.

[A]

Yeah. You got to give yourself.

[B]

So did you break then you went to the ER or something? What was it?

[C]

They just. They just knew that it was like charred. Right. It was like road rash to the point that it probably isn't coming back. And they just said, it'll just fall off.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And so it just fell off. And then I. It was just like.

[A]

Well, did you throw away or did you put it.

[C]

Yeah, we like rat. I like kept. Tried to keep it for a minute. My mom's like, we're not. What are we doing here? We're not keeping this char. It looked like charcoal char. This jizzy toe.

[A]

Jizzy char toe. You want to keep. Want to like bring it into school and show your friends.

[C]

Whatever. Seventh grade.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[B]

But, yeah, feet are amazing.

[A]

Yeah, are amazing. They do amazing things. I mean, I don't know. I. I honestly don't know if I have anything to say about feet after that. I feel like that.

[C]

Oh, so that you didn't. You don't have a foot story?

[A]

I mean, let me see. Let me see. Do you have a foot story? Well, I do something that.

[B]

Sure. I mean, I could probably make. Nothing. What am I going to say? Like, I got stinky feet. I can tell you that. Okay, look, I don't wear socks often.

[C]

See, that's the.

[B]

That's your issue. And I think if you smell my feet, I.

[A]

What. I.

[B]

What. What I talk about with my wife, like, I might think my bare foot smells like movie theater buttered popcorn.

[C]

Oh, well, that's a delicious.

[A]

Nice. Can I smell them?

[B]

Yes. So I kind of want to, like. Oh, shoot. I'm sorry. I do want to make sure that it feels accurate today. Okay. Can I. Okay. You know, just. You want to just go straight into it?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I did say that feet don't gross me out. That's true. But I've never. I've never been in this situation before to, like, see if you're raw dog and maybe it's the shoes.

[B]

Let me see if it's the shoes.

[A]

You don't have to. This is.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I don't have to.

[B]

That smells like leather. Okay, let's see if this smells like popcorn to you.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. A little bit. A little bit. It really does. A little bit like. Oh, my God, that is so weird. It is so. Like, I've never smelled somebody else's foot like that. And it does smell like foot, but it also kind of smells like buttered popcorn.

[B]

So now I think my wife has.

[A]

You're like. You're like a fairy. So.

[C]

So when you go to the.

[A]

The movie theater, she's like, don't want popcorn.

[C]

No butter. No butter.

[A]

Just no butter.

[B]

Freeze.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Which is still good without the butter.

[C]

It is. I like it actually.

[B]

It's actually a light snack. I feel like without the butter.

[C]

It's great.

[B]

It's healthy.

[A]

It's actually healthy for you. Yeah. Come on. It's not carbs.

[B]

What is that? That's. Is. That's not butter, is it?

[C]

What? That's leaking from your toes.

[B]

Well, the thing.

[A]

The thing is in the morning. Okay. Yes. You do butter your toes in the morning.

[B]

I do.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I do it a little bit of Butter and salt.

[C]

That's why you're so.

[B]

There are 12 months in a year. Once a month.

[A]

No. You know what's really healthy, though? I will say buttering and salting your toes and sucking on those while you watch a movie. Like basically just a little.

[C]

No calories.

[A]

I don't know if I could.

[C]

What, put your toe in your mouth?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, let's see.

[A]

I mean, let me just. No, I don't think I could.

[C]

I bet I can get fairly close.

[A]

See? Oh, that's nice flexibility. That is really.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I actually think I actually. It's the jeans. It's my jeans, too. Stiff ass jeans. Take them off.

[B]

I think I might be able to do this.

[A]

Okay, let's see.

[C]

Let's see.

[A]

Oh, my God, he sucked his toe. It went in for the butters. He sucked his butter toes. Kyle basically was just looking for an excuse to suck his butter. That went right in.

[B]

I just went. Popped right in, dude. I was like, I think I do have the.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

You knew you had definitely done it before.

[B]

I promise I'm never going to have a full more.

[A]

Yeah, dude, that went right in.

[C]

How many ribs do you have? Okay, I've heard this.

[B]

Imagine me in the bathtub.

[C]

Imagine me seventh, eighth grade in the bathtub.

[A]

I'm seeing it. Okay. Yeah.

[C]

Laying down because I couldn't stand.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's good foot stuff. Oh, now this is a totally separate thing, but we, you know, it came up in the foot podcast. And now speaking of the, The. The accident that you. That you had.

[C]

Yes, yes, yes.

[A]

It's so intense. There's so many things that we could talk about. The one thing. And I. I knew about it, but after revisiting it, the thing that stood out to me was not the. I mean, there was a lot of that. But like, you said that after the accident, you went to school and you got bullied. Yeah, that is. That's crazy to me.

[C]

Well, it was like middle school, you know, and it wasn't like.

[A]

But like, I would think, like, I

[C]

didn't for the most part, very much not bullied. But every once in a while there'd be some kid that would say some. And I. The one kid that actually bullied me the most, that he. I don't know, he, like, kicked my crutch out from underneath me at the eighth grade dance. And as I was falling, I swung the crutch as hard as I could and the little butterfly screws that.

[A]

That.

[C]

You know what I'm talking about.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Got stuck in his leg. And my crutch was in his leg as he was running away. And I was like, that's like something Deadpool would do.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Nailed it.

[B]

That's like a Deadpool man.

[C]

And then later, I found out why he was so mean is his dad died from a heart attack while fucking a prostitute. Oh, no. So, yeah, he was a bit of a bully to the crippled boy. And now I get it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm like, he deserved to bully me.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

He was going through it, but kids

[A]

are crazy and they're going through a lot of.

[C]

Yeah, there wasn't, like. There was like, a few times. And I would keep, like, a little notebook that I would, like, try to come up with. Like, if this person says this, I'm gonna say this back to them.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Or like, you're just, like, constantly, like, loosening the screw on your crutch just enough.

[C]

Just every time.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely. Get a snag.

[B]

I guess you didn't even loosen it.

[C]

Just the fact that this Titan. It could be tighter. Okay, cool. Yeah.

[A]

Any.

[B]

I just imagine Adam sort of working in his factory laboratory.

[A]

Well, I. I mean, it's. It's. It's great that you've ended up where you are. I don't know. Just be after that and after, like. And glad that anyway, just.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can rub it in all the. Whatever people's faces had with you after that accident. It's crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

For the most part, everyone was very cool and didn't. And didn't with me, but. And you landed those that did. Kid, your dad died a prostitute.

[A]

That's right. All of you. It's a curse.

[C]

It happened like a dozen of my bullies. Yeah, it was.

[A]

It was that black toe. It was kind of like that little haunted toe that popped off. Yeah.

[C]

That's the horror movie that I. That I write. The. My age is like, what do you expect us to do with this? No, no, it's good.

[A]

It's because he came in the bathtub and the black toe popped off. And, like, it has this power.

[C]

Get why you're not understanding it. It's the black toe.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

It's like the black phone, but it's the black toe.

[A]

Right, right.

[C]

With the jizz water, magical power.

[A]

It's called jizz toe. Let me explain, like, explaining workaholics what it means. It's called jizz toe for a reason.

[C]

What aren't you getting?

[A]

What are you getting?

[C]

Aren't you a professional agent? You should get when something is so sellable.

[A]

I know. It's these These agents, we love you guys, but, you know, I'm. We're just so glad you landed on your feet. Oh, no matter, you know, you. To get. To get. Wait, what's the say? Get to understand somebody. You gotta walk a day in their shoes or something. Okay.

[B]

It was quite a feat what you.

[A]

What you've done, surviving that, where you've ended up. It's all a feat.

[B]

How did you start?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

What did I say?

[A]

You landed on your feet.

[C]

Landed on your feet. And at first I was like, what's going on with this podcast? Is there a mystery afoot?

[A]

Oh, nice.

[B]

And I was like. And I was thinking, I'm hungry. Let's feed.

[A]

Well, it's been an interesting.

[B]

Hey, you're jacking up.

[A]

That's the way I thought it was on. Well, you always turn on.

[B]

Well, it's been the same thing that Kyle says.

[A]

Yeah. You always turn me on. I'm always turned on by this podcast cast.

[C]

Yeah. Very horny.

[A]

Very horny. Very horny.

[B]

Maybe we should think about losing the. The theme song.

[A]

I think so. No. You like it? It's floppy and awkward in a. In a good way, maybe. Really good way.

[C]

And the fans are. The fans are clamoring.

[B]

They're like, thank you for dancing a little bit, too.

[C]

Yeah, well, I was feeling it.

[A]

I wasn't.

[C]

Wasn't doing you a favor. I was vibing.

[A]

Yeah, man. He was just feeling it. Well, thank you for being here on the fee podcast. Cast to all our feet, sinners. Yeah. Feet sinners, don't be defeated. Keep on feeding and walk. Keep walking no matter what happens to you. See you next feet.

[C]

And 10,000 steps.

[A]

10,000 steps, please. That's it. Wow. Feet. I mean. I mean, they are. They're provocative, you know, they're interesting.

[C]

Like, they find them sexy.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah, I don't think I do.

[C]

I don't think.

[B]

Certainly not going to. No, I. I'm not going to not hate on it. Down on. Yeah, you know, I don't want to.

[A]

Yeah, no, if you do, whatever you're into, I think it's one of the coolest fetishes. I think it's like one of the. You know, it's the one I support the most, I think. Absolutely interesting. But I'm not into it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You support it.

[A]

I support it. I support the wiki feet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm willing to. To fight for those people.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That was one of. First off, a great idea for a podcast. I mean, like, did you the world

[C]

was clamoring for it. They just was like, we didn't know

[B]

what was gonna happen.

[A]

I mean, I think we might get a whole new slot.

[B]

I think we might get an Emmy.

[A]

Yeah. Like we're gonna get the feed people, I hope. And that's a big part of the Internet.

[C]

People are gonna push you over the. And they're running the academy.

[B]

Yeah, somebody.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And those, the people that run the academy. The. They give Emmys.

[A]

Yeah. I think for podcasts now. For podcasts now we can submit just that portion.

[B]

Did you know, I don't want to like, you know, peel the curtain back too much, but did you have the sense, like I kind of want to tell the toe story today?

[C]

I didn't. And my assistant, she was like, oh, here's the premise. You. You have to come up with the premise. What should your premise be? And I just said feet as a joke. She's like, haha. Really? And I'm like, no, I don't know.

[A]

Usually like this like the first thought, silliest idea where somebody's like, no, but what really? It's like, no, that's actually the idea.

[C]

No, think about it. And I'm like, I think that's kind of the point is like to not think about it and then we'll just have fun. And then after, once I got here and we got into it, we're being silly gooses bit and then I was like, let me dust off this, this dirty detail.

[A]

Which is perfect. Cuz I like, I wanted to ask you about that. The, the you know, but like I've. I've heard you, I've seen you talk about it and I was like, about my accident. Not your accident.

[C]

Jiz.

[A]

Yeah, not about your. I wanted to ask you about your Jizto. I seen you talk about that, but I thought it would have been a weird question because I didn't know about it.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

But so to get that side of it was like incredible. Yeah. I can't wait to share that with the world.

[B]

Good, good, good, good. You have anything you want to talk about? Promote or the cruise?

[C]

No, the cruise is already in the past. That's why I have this golden brown tan.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I don't. No, I think I'm good.

[A]

This is important on Netflix.

[C]

This is important now on Netflix. And people are mad. It's not on YouTube anymore. And you know what? I love Netflix. It's my favorite corporate overlord.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

But it's nice to have little content comments, see what people are responding to, what they hate. What they love.

[A]

I agree. I check the comments. Kyle does not see.

[C]

I don't really. But then Blake really does, and then he'll chime in and be like, don't tell the jizz on the Your. Your toe falling off again story again. Every third podcast, I. I try to.

[B]

How many times I think you've told it.

[C]

I did it once on our podcast.

[B]

Okay, but you've probably. He's heard the story.

[C]

I. Yeah, thousands.

[A]

He's just jealous. Are you kidding me? Everybody's jealous of that. Like, yeah, if every of us had that in our back pocket.

[C]

Every house party we had in our 20s where we lived together for, like, seven, eight years telling that story. Girls love it.

[A]

Oh, they love it.

[C]

They love it.

[A]

Yeah. Relle was going crazy.

[C]

Crazy for it.

[B]

I sucked on my own toe.

[A]

Yeah, it went right in. Really easy, as if it was planned. Hey, hey, hey. Don't leave him. It was actually awesome. It was really.

[B]

Did we get a clean shot of it?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So you're pitching of doing it again just to make sure we have a clean shot or something.

[C]

You smelled his toe?

[A]

I smelled his toe and it smelled like butter, so.

[B]

Like an episode of Double Bear.

[A]

Yeah. Well, it was.

[B]

Thank you so much, Adam. We're such fans.

[C]

Yeah, I'm fans of you guys, too. This is awesome.

[B]

That was so fun.

[C]

And. And it's nice to have a kinship with my brother.

[A]

Yeah, I'll touch him.

[B]

You guys.

[A]

My brother's kinship. Thanks, Bob.

[B]

Later. What's our podcast is a Headgun podcast created and hosted by Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney.

[A]

The show is produced and engineered by Rachelle Chen and Anya Kanofskaya with production support from Ali Khan and Ryan Lutzow.

[B]

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[A]

For more podcasts by headgum, visit headcom.com or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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It's really funn. It's really good.

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[C]

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[B]

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