Bobby Moynihan

Summary

What's Our Podcast? with Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney

Episode: Bobby Moynihan (September 17, 2025)
Host: Headgum
Guest: Bobby Moynihan

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Episode Overview

In this playful and unpredictable episode, Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney are joined by their former SNL colleague and friend, Bobby Moynihan. Continuing their podcast’s central conceit—figuring out what the show should actually be about—they invite Bobby to pitch the theme. The result? "Beef"—interpreted both literally (the food) and metaphorically (conflict, as in “having beef” with someone). What ensues is a zany, affectionate, and occasionally combative exploration of their friendships, comedic histories, and, of course, all things beef.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter, Podcast Identity Crisis

• The episode kicks off with Beck and Kyle riffing on shirt pockets and their disdain for podcast format conventions, highlighting their perpetual indecision about the show’s direction (00:09–03:00).
• They reflect on their shared commercial history, notably a CarFax commercial, and discuss the oddities of wardrobe and appearance in showbiz (03:44–05:41).
• Kyle: “My hair is, like, pretty. Like, they straightened it.” (04:09)

2. Behind-the-Scenes Real Talk

• The hosts reveal they're recording multiple episodes in a single day, debating if they need to change clothes for continuity (08:15–09:02).
  • Beck: “We’re keeping it 100 with you. Right now, Kyle’s peeling the banana and showing the whole…” (08:24)
• Discussion about the authenticity of podcasting and breaking the “podcast fourth wall.”

3. Bobby Moynihan Joins—Intros & SNL Nostalgia

• Bobby is introduced with great enthusiasm and mutual appreciation (17:24).
• Discussion turns to SNL memories, especially poignant moments from the 50th anniversary special.
  • Bobby explains the surreal experience of attending the 50th as a fan and former cast member (23:04–24:09).
  • Bobby: “The fan part of me was completely and totally fulfilled. The ex cast member part of me was completely and totally filled and, like, was hit in the brain with a hammer…” (23:29)

4. SNL History, Legends, and Traditions

• The trio swaps stories about best sketches and personal SNL highlights.
  • Maya Rudolph’s legendary National Anthem cold open is lauded (21:00).
  • Bobby shares obscure anecdotes about office traditions, including throwing pencils into his ceiling and collecting celebrity-autographed jerseys (41:05–43:01).
    • “I had a moment of throwing a pencil in a ceiling with Katy Perry so I didn’t have to go...the job was terrifying.” (41:29)

5. Puppetry, Improv Roots, and Comedy Pedigree

• Kyle asks Bobby about his Wikipedia page, uncovering false/comical “facts” and recalling pre-SNL improv performances (29:17–33:03).
• Bobby discusses taking puppetry classes in college—not a major, but part of his acting studies (35:52).
  • “I took some puppetry classes because I could get it as a minor… UConn is...the only accredited university...that has a puppetry department.” (35:59)

6. The “Beef” Podcast Within the Podcast (46:00–69:50)

Podcast-Within-a-Podcast Bit

• Following Bobby’s suggestion, the group pivots to a beef-themed show, presented as a new concept.
• They hilariously debate the definitions of beef—ground beef vs. steak, what constitutes beef, and witty comparisons (49:04–50:34).
• Bobby’s joke:
  • “What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.” (49:27)

Segments and Escalating Silliness

• Sexiest Beef Segment (51:55)
  • The trio debates which cuts of beef are sexiest, alongside what counts as “sexy beef” in pop culture feuds.
  • Memorable answers: tenderloin, filet mignon au poivre, skirt steak. Jokes about “tube steak” ensue (53:00–54:44).
• Fast Food Faves
  • Kyle proposes “Top Three Fast Food Hamburgers.” The conversation quickly goes off-the-rails, with Bobby confessing a taste for a naked triple Whopper and microwave White Castle sliders (59:01–62:21).
  • “What I've been getting recently is a triple Whopper—just bun, just patties. Just three patties. No, just three patties of beef.” (60:03, Bobby)
• Tacos, Burger Construction, and Food Taboos
  • Kyle advocates for hard-shell ground beef tacos wrapped in a soft shell with refried beans (“double decker” style) (69:10–69:32).
  • Bobby: “No lettuce. I don’t put lettuce on a taco.” (69:50)

Meta-Beef

• Bobby keeps the mood combative by constructively heckling the hosts over their podcasting style and lack of direction, referencing the multi-layered meaning of “beef” (throughout the “beef” segment).
  • “I have been completely owning you all day…” (71:08, Bobby)

7. Closing Thoughts, Affectionate Roasts, and Podcast “Feedback”

• Kyle and Beck reflect on how Bobby’s “beef” theme ambushed them, playing into both food and personal dynamics (74:26–76:31).
• Final mutual expressions of love, the hope that the podcast will “get better,” and self-deprecating humor about not figuring out what the show is after four episodes.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On SNL’s Impact:
  “Would you say [Lorne Michaels] changed your life?”
  Bobby Moynihan: “Yeah.” (20:45)

• On SNL 50th Reunion:
  “I wanted to go see a [SNL] show… My biggest cigarettes [regrets] was: ‘I’ll never get to, like, watch it live.’” (23:29, Bobby)

• On Their Podcast’s Lack of Structure:
  “We've been leading a podcast... It feels right. I don't know if we're—I don't know if I'm on the podcast yet, but, yeah, everything has felt very podcast.” (18:33, Bobby)

• The Word “Beef” Pitch:
  “What do you think our podcast should be about?”
  Bobby Moynihan: “Beef.” (46:12)

• Meta Insight:
  “You allowed. You wanted to be a guest on our podcast Beef. This is what we talk about on Beef.” (66:40, Kyle)

• On Microwaved White Castle:
  “I only like the ones you get in the microwavable box.” (61:55, Bobby)

• Affection and Emotional Honesty:
  “I love you guys. You two are a shining light in my life. We used to work together. I wish we still did… Not on this show.” (72:17, Bobby)

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Timestamp | Description | |------------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 00:09 | Opening banter, podcast concept riffing | | 03:44 | Hair/appearance in commercials (Kyle’s curls!) | | 13:40 | Bobby Moynihan enters and is introduced | | 21:00 | SNL sketch and documentary discussion | | 23:29 | Bobby recounts SNL 50th experiences | | 29:17 | Kyle quizzes Bobby on SNL origins and credits | | 46:12 | Bobby pitches "Beef" as podcast theme | | 51:55 | “Sexiest Beef” segment begins | | 59:01 | Top fast food burger discussion | | 69:10 | Ground beef tacos, taco construction debate | | 71:08 | Bobby: “I have been completely owning you all day” | | 74:26 | Post-episode reflection |

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Episode Tone & Style

Throughout, the tone remains impulsive, absurdist, and improvisational. The comedic dynamic is anchored in their shared history, mutual teasing, and deep affection, with Bobby’s combative (“beefy”) persona bringing out both vulnerability and silliness in Beck and Kyle. Non sequiturs, deep-cut SNL lore, and the meta-awareness of podcasting tropes make this episode particularly rich for fans of the trio and behind-the-scenes sketch comedy.

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For New Listeners: Why Listen?

• Comedy fans get a rare, unscripted look at the camaraderie and chaos of three SNL greats sorting through their creative process.
• SNL aficionados will enjoy deep lore: context on famous sketches, legendary reunions, and inside rituals.
• Food lovers (and those who love a good tangent) get surprisingly passionate debates about hamburgers, cuts of beef, and taco ideology.
• Meta-podcast buffs will appreciate how the lack of focus IS the show’s focus—and how “beef” is both the topic and the energy.

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Summary

This episode is a love letter to ambiguity, friendship, and comedic misdirection. Bobby Moynihan’s presence amplifies the show’s core tension—what is the podcast actually about?—while providing heart, nostalgia, and, of course, plenty of playful beef.

Transcript

[Beck Bennett]

This is a headgum podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

That just don't taste right.

[Beck Bennett]

Back your mic. Damn. I just wanna. I just really wanna go Mike less on this podcast. I just wanna be. I want a camera only podcast. No sound.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm sure it's been done.

[Beck Bennett]

You think so? Yes. Says Mr. Flop Pocket over here. Am I wearing my shirt right? Is this pocket supposed to be flopped out? Thinks there's a podcast with no sound, no visuals. He's flip flopping. Crisscross. Kyle, man. What? You all right? For people who can't. For people who can't see, Kyle's got a button up shirt with a. A pocket and it doesn't look right. So you gotta just check out the video. He's flopping it out. It's standing up. It's flopping.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, here's where I'm gonna. I'm gonna. What are they. What do you call that when you.

[Beck Bennett]

Don'T need these headphones on here?

[Kyle Mooney]

Do we play the theme song?

[Beck Bennett]

One moment.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Kind of cold open.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was I.

[Kyle Mooney]

Here's the. I'm going to be real with the audience for a sec for a second here. Right? But first a word from our. From ourselves.

[Beck Bennett]

Hit it. Oh, that's the song.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, that's when he podcast. What should we talk about with Beck and Kyle? What up, everybody? Welcome to the pod. Welcome to the pod.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah. You know, we don't. We know we don't do that. I'm just realizing we're never like, maybe we do do this. You guys could tell me we're wrong. We're never like, hey, I'm Kyle Mooney, this is Beck Bennett, and this is what's Our Podcast? Where we try to figure out what our podcast is going to be about.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, we've never done that. Cool.

[Kyle Mooney]

We maybe did the very first one.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah. For the first one maybe. Yeah. Do you want to try that?

[Kyle Mooney]

It's in your outline.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it's in the outline that we're supposed to say that. But. Hey, everybody, what's up? It's Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney. This is what's Our Podcast, where me and my boy Kyle Mooney are trying to find what our podcast should be about.

[Kyle Mooney]

And retroactively, this, in theory, is episode four. Four of what's Our Podcast? I want to say to anybody who's listened or watched episode two or three, and you were wondering, what is this that I'm listening or watching? It's a podcast called what's Our Podcast? With Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney and It's where we invite a guest to pitch us an idea for what they think our podcast should be. Because we don't know what we want our podcast to be about.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. I mean, that's kind of what I just said, but is that what I just said or just a little bit more detail? You talked about the guests coming in and giving.

[Kyle Mooney]

I said pretty much the same thing you said.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. So do you want me. Should I say it again now or.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

What's up, everybody? It's Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney. Welcome to what's Our Podcast? Where me and my longtime friend Kyle Mooney will.

[Kyle Mooney]

We're on Saturday Night Live today.

[Beck Bennett]

Saturday Night Live. Usc. Comedus interruptus. We will. Oh, got a little eye squint.

[Kyle Mooney]

I was trying to think of something else that we. Kfc Grilled Master.

[Beck Bennett]

Grilled Chicken.

[Kyle Mooney]

Grilled Sergeant. Grilled Sergeant.

[Beck Bennett]

Wow.

[Kyle Mooney]

Grilled. Grilled Sergeant.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah, the Grilled Sergeant commercial.

[Kyle Mooney]

Carfax commercial.

[Beck Bennett]

Carfax commercial. Check it out. We did a Carfax commercial together. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes.

[Beck Bennett]

And we did it. And then we did the Grilled Sergeants commercials for cash.

[Kyle Mooney]

Can I say something about this Carfax commercial, which I hope is online?

[Beck Bennett]

I didn't get to finish my intro, but my third intro.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay. Do you want to finish it?

[Beck Bennett]

And we just. And we don't know what our podcast is about, so. Yeah, go ahead.

[Kyle Mooney]

I was thinking about this the other day, and I don't know if you have any thoughts on this back.

[Beck Bennett]

Probably not.

[Kyle Mooney]

The Carfax commercial that I was in with you, as I recall, and I could be wrong. They did this thing. They, like, straightened my hair. And this was something that happened a lot when I did jobs in, like, when I was younger. Like, I'm pretty sure in my episode of Parks and Wreck, my hair is, like, pretty. Like, they straightened it.

[Beck Bennett]

Damn. That's not. I love. I love your curls.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I was very happy to be on that show, and I really, really enjoyed my experience. But this was some. And, yeah, and I did, like, a commercial, I want to say, for Taco Bell. Same thing. And it's like, what was that? What is the issue?

[Beck Bennett]

Like, I feel like that's probably part of the appeal when you audition, right? Like, you have a specific, classic and also very unique look.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think that it's, like, maybe it's, like, too stonery or something like that.

[Beck Bennett]

I mean, I don't remember the straightened hair because. Because it may have still been, like, a little wavy, but I feel like they do that to my hair. I mean, My hair is already pretty. They, like, simplify it. They. I like, you know, their gut is to, like, have a very specific part and, like, comb it over. Yeah. And I think, like, make it very controllable. Yeah, that's my feeling on mine, but I don't. Maybe that's. It's almost like to control there.

[Kyle Mooney]

The world is okay with it. It's like up until about 2012, 2013.

[Beck Bennett]

People weren't okay with the curls. It was scary. It was a little too much. Yeah. Well, now we live in a. In a curled world.

[Kyle Mooney]

I like that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it's a curled world and curls are okay, like. Yeah. Everywhere on your body. Because there used to be a time when it'd be like, look at those curls curled. Look at that curled pubis. I remember doing shoots where they would straighten my pubis out.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm not going to touch this one, folks.

[Beck Bennett]

Anyway.

[Kyle Mooney]

No, I got. I got some curly cues down there, but what's that? You wanted to say something to me about the. Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay. Here.

[Kyle Mooney]

Here's my. Here's my pitch for. I. I'll say we're. We know we're looking back on. Our last episode was with the great Claudio Claudia. Claudio, Claudia. O. Claudia Odarity kind of like started to flow all of those letters together.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I think we talked about at the beginning of the episode, actually, we were like, oh, maybe we won't do the wrap up with the guest.

[Beck Bennett]

And then we dip.

[Kyle Mooney]

Because I feel like Claudia seemingly was excited to. To come back and talk with us. And who are we to be like, no, this. This section isn't for you.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Everybody else got to do it, but you can't do it now.

[Kyle Mooney]

Right.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. So who are we?

[Kyle Mooney]

So that's why. So if people are wondering why that happened.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

But here's what I was going to say to you, Anya. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna. I'm gonna peel. Take the curtain back a bit here for. For you folks at home. Anya's triggering some of our. Our music interludes. And I think, you know, we got some maybe ideas for some. Some segments in theory. I think he should surprise us.

[Beck Bennett]

O. So when we do the podcast within.

[Kyle Mooney]

The podcast today, just for Bobby.

[Beck Bennett]

And how should we keep the headphones on then so that we can hear the music?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, when we can treat, we can be like, I feel like I've mostly been like.

[Beck Bennett]

Great. Yeah, perfect. Love it. That's very easy.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. So in other news. Yeah. So here's the Deal.

[Beck Bennett]

So Kyle's.

[Kyle Mooney]

This is actually. Here's the deal.

[Bobby Moynihan]

This is.

[Kyle Mooney]

Here's the deal. This is the third episode. We've. We've. We've recorded three episodes in one day. Okay. That's the reality.

[Beck Bennett]

That's the. We're keeping it 100 with you. Right now, Kyle's peeling the banana and showing the whole.

[Kyle Mooney]

So I. We talked about, well, should we have changes of clothes?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Should we sort of keep the mirage going? That. That we're recording these, you know, on separate days. And I don't know if you were planning on it, but I texted you this morning to be like, let's bring changes of clothes.

[Beck Bennett]

I was thinking about it. I appreciate the communication, putting it all out there. It made me feel more confident in bringing some options. So, yeah, thank you for doing that. And I've switched every episode.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, but not my bottoms.

[Beck Bennett]

I brought shoes and pants, but it's only been top.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes, same, same. And this shirt was folded in my. My little cubby at home.

[Beck Bennett]

You have a cubby for your.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would definitely refer to it as a cubby.

[Beck Bennett]

That's. And that's where all your clothes are.

[Kyle Mooney]

There are several. Well, I've got drawers, and I've got cubbies, and I've got a closet.

[Beck Bennett]

Nice. That's. That's how, you know, you made it when we got cubbies, drawers, and a closet.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I thought I took this shirt out right prior to the recording of this episode, and there was. It felt wrinkly. And I. I asked Casey, I said, what do you think? Is this presentable? And Casey, you were like, I think you do it. And then I feel like I. You. You saw it in action a little more, and you're like, it is pretty wrinkly.

[Beck Bennett]

You were stretching it out.

[Kyle Mooney]

Stretching.

[Beck Bennett]

And then like, oh, there's no wrinkles. But then when you relax. Yeah, I think it's a little wrinkly. It is a little wrinkly. That's what my son would say.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Definitely wrinkly.

[Kyle Mooney]

But then. But then Beck came in. He had changed his shirt. And I was. I was like, I'm just gonna stay on my last shirt. But I was like, you know what? No, Beck's change. I'm gonna change too. I'm just gonna, like, live in the wrinkles and be okay with it. And then. And then the sort of pocket thing happened.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And you are gonna gotta go see the visuals on this floppy pocket.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's just so.

[Beck Bennett]

I mean, talk about.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would love everybody to sound off in the comments and look at this thing flop out. Do you know, are there shirts that are made like. Does the, where the pocket just sort of like.

[Beck Bennett]

No, I'm sucking in a little bit here. That's not appropriate.

[Kyle Mooney]

Are you. So you're not supposed to feel.

[Beck Bennett]

What brand is this, Kyle?

[Kyle Mooney]

I think it's Jacko.

[Beck Bennett]

That'S why. But do you know the brand? Is it vintage? Let me see.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's definitely through.

[Beck Bennett]

It's gotta be vintage. Let's see here.

[Kyle Mooney]

Jack O Industries.

[Beck Bennett]

The brand is Classic casuals.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

That's a reputable brand. We all know Classic casuals.

[Kyle Mooney]

Am I wearing this pocket wrong?

[Beck Bennett]

No, there's, there's typically.

[Kyle Mooney]

There's a button, right?

[Beck Bennett]

Classic.

[Kyle Mooney]

Never seen a pocket like this.

[Beck Bennett]

It's. They, they messed up the pocket. That's. That's a suit pocket on a shirt. That's a suit pocket on a shirt. Because honestly, the stitching on any other, any other button up like this. No button ups have interior pockets. Any shirt has the stitching on the outside and you can see the whole pocket and it's on the outside of the shirt. It doesn't go in under the shirt. So this was some freak who made this.

[Kyle Mooney]

I might be taking a leap here. When my wife was pregnant and you start taking classes to prepare for your.

[Beck Bennett]

Child arriving, like mommy class?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, kind of like pregnancy preparedness or the first six weeks or whatever it may be.

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Kyle Mooney]

And all of a sudden you're in an entirely new world that you've never. Well, for me I never encountered maybe other people. They had. But like, you know, you're playing with dolls like, and sometimes. And like, you know, the hospital, after the baby came, they gave us like a CPR kit that had like an inflatable baby doll that you would practice on. And like it came with a link to a video where like you'd actually like, you know, there was a whole apparatus. To me, this feels like some sort of like nursing. Like it's like you can learn with this shirt or something.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, like nursing. Yes. And so, and so in your mind, if this is a nursing shirt and that's. So is that supposed.

[Kyle Mooney]

I didn't put that much thought into it. So this is like the AI version.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm just, I'm just trying to connect it to the real world. Okay, so like this is a nursing shirt and who's practicing on that flopped pocket? Is that like a baby that gets to practice on that flopped pocket? Because they need, if it's a baby, they need milk, they need nutrients, they need to eat. So they're not so. And there's no way you're going to get it. And there's no way. You're not finished. There's no way you're going to get a doll to actually suckle on that flopped pocket. Because a doll is fake. It's not real. Can we get Bobby's thoughts on it?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Beck Bennett]

I mean, I get what you're saying, but I'm just.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm just saying it, like, has that appearance. It feels like some sort of clinical thing to me or something.

[Beck Bennett]

Here's our. Should we introduce him before?

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

This is Bobby Moynihan. He's gonna come in and weigh on this pocket. We love him so much. Incredible comedian star, snl, Secret Life of Pets, Monsters University. So many. The Batman, Batman podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

We bare bears.

[Beck Bennett]

So many. Oh, no. You know, I've always said going online without ExpressVPN is like not closing the door when you use the bathroom.

[Kyle Mooney]

What do you mean? You've always said that?

[Beck Bennett]

I've always said. What are you talking about? I've always said that ever since I was a little baby. All my friends know I say that about that, about going to the bathroom. So, you know, it's.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's like the type of thing, like.

[Beck Bennett]

Even if you think you have nothing to hide, why give random creeps a chance to invade your privacy? Like, you. Like, every time I don't close the door, you come. You find your way into the bathroom. When I'm going to the. When I'm going. Doing my thing, and it's not cool.

[Kyle Mooney]

That is actually not true.

[Beck Bennett]

Got it. So.

[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

I'm so. I'm sorry. I was just. I'm just kind of blown away by this. I didn't realize this until.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, just keep on. I, like, I think you're right to say. Oh, but it's also interrupted me.

[Beck Bennett]

Absolutely. Okay. So. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, you can. Want to get one more. Oh. Out.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh. Yep.

[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

Man. Yeah, that's really good to know. And apparently, ExpressVPN is the best VPN because it hides your IP address, making it extremely difficult for third parties to track your online Activity. And it's easy to use. You can fire up the app and click one button to get protected. So even. Even people like Kyle creeps who go into their friends bathroom sessions can figure it out. You know, I did.

[Kyle Mooney]

I. I did that four times and you've not dropped it my entire life.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why I closed the door now. And that's why I'm getting ExpressVPN because I didn't realize all this stuff until I did this. So we did this thing and now I'm going to get ExpressVPN because it makes complete sense to have that protection. I don't want people knowing selling my stuff and my be online behavior to other people.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, well, here's what I want to say.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

Okay, Just say it.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm about to. But you keep on interacting.

[Beck Bennett]

I try to help you.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's not helpful. That's actually really mean.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, I'll zip it.

[Kyle Mooney]

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[Bobby Moynihan]

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[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

Great job, Kyle.

[Kyle Mooney]

Were you like, like doing mouthing type stuff while I was talking?

[Beck Bennett]

Dude, get over yourself. I wasn't mouthing you while you were doing your stuff. Just get ExpressVPN. Get the production you need.

[Kyle Mooney]

Have you ever seen. Here, do you want to touch this pot? Have you ever seen anything like this?

[Beck Bennett]

You see that, See that pocket?

[Bobby Moynihan]

And.

[Kyle Mooney]

And then like there's a flat, like there's a flap like that touching your skin.

[Beck Bennett]

And what I'm.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's not a pocket. That's a pouch.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, that's a pouch.

[Kyle Mooney]

A pouch. That's right.

[Beck Bennett]

And. And it's made by classic Casuals. I told Kyle this is not how you put a pocket on a shirt. The pocket is exterior on a shirt. You see the stitching of the pocket?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'll say two things. It looks pretty classic and it seems pretty casual.

[Beck Bennett]

They did their brand. They are nailing it. Bobby, it's. It's so great to have you here. I. I am. You can't. You don't know what's happening inside my body right now. I'm doing flips every time I see you. You bringing this energy into the room. I'm doing flips. I'm.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I feel great, guys.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, but we all feel great, dude. I mean, who knows what's gonna happen today?

[Kyle Mooney]

I've got. Yeah, I've got. I've definitely got questions.

[Beck Bennett]

Who are you and where are you from?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Are you serious right now?

[Beck Bennett]

Wait, what?

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's Bobby Moynihan. We work together.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no. I thought you were, like, a whole new guy that I had never seen before because the mustache. Oh, it's the mustache.

[Kyle Mooney]

How long have you had the mustache?

[Bobby Moynihan]

The mustache?

[Kyle Mooney]

You're not aware of the mustache?

[Bobby Moynihan]

This one?

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, so you do know about it.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I feel like the mic is at my nose. The mic is at my mustache. My mustache is on the show today.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it really is.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I had. I'm gonna take that back.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I didn't have to.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Do you want me to. Do you want me to feed you the question again? Because we're new at this.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

So what questions?

[Kyle Mooney]

We've been leading a podcast.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It feels right. I don't know if we're. I don't know if I'm on the podcast yet, but, yeah, everything has felt.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Very podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

And this is. This has been a common theme. How do you.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Because right now. How do I feel? Well, I didn't even let you ask.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, I was going to say I was going to ask a specific question, but I. Do you want to start there, generally, how you feel?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just want to be happy with you guys.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't want to fight.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You're. I don't want to. I do want to fight.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, I'm down. Yeah, I would love. I actually would love to fight with you.

[Bobby Moynihan]

We'll get there. What the fuck is he laughing at?

[Beck Bennett]

I don't know, man, because there's nothing funny that's happening here. We're talking about real life, Bobby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Welcome to the zoo.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, welcome to the. Welcome.

[Kyle Mooney]

Except. Yeah, now we're. Now the. Yeah. The people watching the zoo animals. Yeah, they're.

[Bobby Moynihan]

They've been let free now the animals are watching the animals.

[Beck Bennett]

And that's exactly.

[Bobby Moynihan]

They always say, and they're going to.

[Beck Bennett]

Town on each other.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's like Gandhi used to say, they're going to town on each other.

[Kyle Mooney]

So do you have a feeling on. On, like, kind of. We don't. We're not trying to get you, like a gotcha moment with the sort of, like, you come in and it's recording already, and you're like, oh, it started. I don't like that feeling, personally.

[Bobby Moynihan]

No, I hate it. But you did it.

[Beck Bennett]

But we can start. Wait, we can cancel it and start it whenever you want.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You can't Cancel it. You did it.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm sorry you could not show it to people, but I'll still know it happened and still feel the same way.

[Beck Bennett]

I do. I want to apologize.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's not bad. I'll be honest. For other people, mad for you guys, not mad.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay. Thank you. So. But for real, you don't like that recording as you walk in the room?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, what if I. What if I walked in the door and I was like, you know who sucks? Lauren Michaels.

[Beck Bennett]

That's exactly what Kyle said.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, now you're saying in an earlier episode, you. You are on. On the Record.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, I don't think that. I'm just saying what if I said that?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, right. Yeah. And then you'd be totally screwed, and your life would be over.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Your professional life, professionally with Lauren.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. No, but. Shout out to Lauren. Lorne Michaels, creative snl. We love you so much.

[Kyle Mooney]

Would you say he changed. He changed your life?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

[Kyle Mooney]

What do you think? The best Saturday Night Live sketches of all time?

[Bobby Moynihan]

When you said that, my first thought was, there. Maya Rudolph singing the national anthem. Cold Open is just one of the greatest pieces of true comedy in the history of time. There's a sketch when I was on where Fred Armisen and John Malkovich just played two little boys at Christmas who were. All they really wanted was calculators. They wanted calculators for Christmas, and it was just them opening presents and like.

[Beck Bennett]

That was that.

[Kyle Mooney]

The episode that the documentary was made out was John Malkovich, host for the documentary Saturday Night by James Franco.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I think he. That. I think it was a couple episodes, but I think. Yeah, that was one of them. That's a. That's. I mean, that's the. The pinnacle of what it was like to work there is that movie.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Is. Oh, with the James Franco one.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

I've never seen.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Exactly.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's pretty.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's exactly what it was. He captured it perfect. And I'm just.

[Beck Bennett]

I will say, Bob, you are you.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I didn't like that movie. I hated it because it was my first year, and it's just me panicking in my office smoking cigarettes and. And like, hey, you know what we're gonna do? Here's all. Here's when you were the most scared in your entire life. And here, James Franco's gonna film it.

[Beck Bennett]

Wait, before we get away from snl, Bobby Moynihan, one of the best cast members in the history of snl, also a historian of the show, and also, I would say, somewhat of a. Like a cheerleader for the show. Like a. You just supported everybody so much and you knew so much. You were. You did this thing where you'd be like, hey, you just said live from New York for the first time. You, like, celebrated everybody's moments. It was like. It gets me emotional just thinking about was you were. You're one of those. Yeah. Cast members. Where it's like, you. You make ever. You make the show so much better and you make everybody's experience.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It was fun. It was cool.

[Beck Bennett]

It was so fun.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Now I. Now I'm like, now after the 5th, how are you after the 50th? I have a different life after the fact.

[Beck Bennett]

I kind of do, too.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Me, too.

[Beck Bennett]

So what does that look like for you?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I've just been. The 50th was, like, a blast. Yeah, it was. So much. As an SNL fan, it was so much fun to. I. I never got to, like, watch the show.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

In the audience. I. I, like, tried to get tickets. I took a picture with keenan outside of 30 Rock before I got the show.

[Beck Bennett]

Wow.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Like, I wanted to go see a show. I remember one of my biggest cigarettes was like, I'll never get to, like, watch it live. And to, like, sit there and watch that cold open. Like, watch, like, Eddie Murphy perform with Will Ferrell in that thing. Like, the fan part of me was completely and totally fulfilled. The ex cast member part of me was completely and totally filled and, like, was hit in the brain with a hammer, which was just like, hey, you did it wrong for 10 years. You should have had a good time. Bye. Bye. You get to go home now. And then it was like, I got to see you guys. I sat. I sat behind Ellen Cleghorn and she knew who I was.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Like, Lorraine Newman was like, baby, baby boss on stage. I was like, oh, my God, she's the best.

[Kyle Mooney]

I didn't really have a moment like that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You didn't have any moments like that. That's so weird.

[Beck Bennett]

We got to play around and I got to hang.

[Kyle Mooney]

I got to kick it with Be Steven.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Steven Spielberg came up to me and went, did you see Brigsby Bear?

[Beck Bennett]

And I went, no.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And he went, me neither. Well, that's.

[Beck Bennett]

People were talking. You had. Bobby had a moment for you. Kind of.

[Bobby Moynihan]

But six o' clock in the morning, Plaza Hotel. He was still eating pizza with Paul McCartney and J.J. abrams and Oprah's on his shoulders. All three of them stacked up and they're all going like this.

[Beck Bennett]

All three of them saw that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Dude, it was nuts.

[Beck Bennett]

I fucking actually saw that. With my own eyes.

[Kyle Mooney]

You saw that?

[Beck Bennett]

Why didn't you?

[Kyle Mooney]

Why don't you tell me about it?

[Beck Bennett]

I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Dude, it was crazy.

[Beck Bennett]

No, but it was. It was. Honestly, like I. I've said, it's like you. It was euphoric. It was a dream weekend. And it was like, oh, my God, this is like an alternate universe where you weren't caught up in lack of sleep and trying to write something funny and eating shit either at the table or dress or having to do something that you. It was suited for but couldn't do that well, but you had to do it online TV.

[Bobby Moynihan]

12 hours before I was on live TV, I didn't know I was doing it. And an hour, 10 hours after, I was on a plane back home going, what just happened? And it was the best. It was like, oh, that was the best. I remember that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Now, flipping that switch back on after 10 years and then. And then flipping it up. You guys were like, also so fun to see you guys. It was so fun, like, back in stuff. Like, you know, like all this year, I saw a tweet. Not a tweet, something else. Because it wasn't social media.

[Kyle Mooney]

I saw a social media post, an ex post.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I saw a social media post on my computer that said, can you believe this year we got both new Lonely island stuff and Beck and Kyle together in a new sketch. And. And I was like, no, I can't. Those Lonely island songs. I'm learning the lyrics to songs like I was in high school. Like, I was listening to comedy songs in my car singing. I'm like, this is a good year for comedy. Everything's been great since the 50th. I love you guys. Look at me.

[Kyle Mooney]

I know. I want, I want.

[Beck Bennett]

You're having a blast. You are. You are.

[Kyle Mooney]

I have two.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Look how happy you're riding away.

[Kyle Mooney]

I have two quick questions. It's great to see, which I don't. I. I never got to ask you. Sorry, this is hyper specific.

[Beck Bennett]

It's okay, man.

[Kyle Mooney]

You went to the party also.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just gotta say that this. I wish this was the tone of life. It's like, I'm not positive if I'm on a podcast, but I'm in love with the two people that I'm talking to.

[Kyle Mooney]

We love you so much.

[Beck Bennett]

And I couldn't agree more.

[Kyle Mooney]

But also, I do want to. We don't. We're new at this, so if there's anything we can do. You can make suggestions if you think that, but if you like It. That's great.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love everything that's happening.

[Beck Bennett]

Perfect.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And it's not my job to make suggestions for you guys. You guys are adults.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. Yeah. That's the path he's chosen. So we're not getting that feedback.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I respect.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm the guest. I'm supposed to come on here with a word. That's it.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yep. I got two questions for you.

[Beck Bennett]

Honestly, if you could clean up. We've been in here. I will clean up.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I am great here.

[Kyle Mooney]

My question.

[Beck Bennett]

You got kids. You know how to do it.

[Kyle Mooney]

First of all, you went to the afterparty. You went to the afterparty. I went to the afterparty. I left pretty early because I had.

[Beck Bennett]

To take care of business.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think I had to. Was it that I had to wake up with my baby maybe the next day or something to that effect?

[Beck Bennett]

Whatever you want to call it.

[Kyle Mooney]

Did you guys get a breakfast sandwich on your way out?

[Beck Bennett]

No.

[Bobby Moynihan]

From. From who?

[Kyle Mooney]

You didn't.

[Beck Bennett]

I was staying at the.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm so mad.

[Kyle Mooney]

We stayed at the hotel. I didn't stay at the hotel. That's. That's why.

[Beck Bennett]

So I just like went out a back area and took a. Rather than a door. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay. Okay. Second question. Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Was it good?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, it was great. I enjoyed it. Yeah. I think egg cheese on a English muffin, I want to say, feels like.

[Beck Bennett]

It should have been noteworthy for you, but it's just like you were curious if we got one.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I never.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've never left a party and they're being. And there were breakfast sandwiches handed out. So that's what was festival about it.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm going to do that for every party I ever have.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, that is pretty radical.

[Bobby Moynihan]

If anyone gave me a breakfast sandwich at any time, I would be so psyched.

[Kyle Mooney]

My wife did not take one. And then the next day I was like, why didn't you take one of the breakfast sandwiches?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I want to call her right now.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, let's get her on the horn.

[Kyle Mooney]

I feel bad. If it's really important to you, I will.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's not.

[Beck Bennett]

It's not. Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay. Here. So. Okay, so I've got a couple questions.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay. About Bobby. Who?

[Kyle Mooney]

Like, you're one of our. You're an inspiration. You're a close friend. We love you very much. I love you too.

[Bobby Moynihan]

So much.

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, in the process of doing this podcast, we. We do some research. So I'm like reading about you and learning some things that I maybe full on didn't know or maybe new pieces of, but now I do Want to. Want to grill you a bit. Okay, my first question is in your Wikipedia entry.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh, man.

[Kyle Mooney]

All right, there is. It says, this is prior to your time at Saturday Night Live is what the implication is is that you and Charlie Sanders submitted writing to the show. Is that accurate?

[Bobby Moynihan]

No.

[Beck Bennett]

There you go.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

They didn't do that. I don't know.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Maybe we did come to. I don't know, man. I hate answering questions about my life. Cause I don't remember.

[Beck Bennett]

No more questions about this life.

[Bobby Moynihan]

No, I think. No, I think we did. We probably did.

[Kyle Mooney]

Like, I was wondering if it was like, oh, were you submitting, like, weekend update jokes? I was wondering what that would look like.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I feel like, you know Ben Schwartz.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Ben Schwartz, like, would literally fax in update jokes every week. And, like, I knew about that, and I always thought I was like, whoa, that's crazy.

[Kyle Mooney]

I hope I'm not. I hope I'm not misquoted. I hope I'm not, like, misunderstanding this article and fully.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Like, I created. Me and Charlie and Eugene Cordero were in a sketch group called Buffoons. Me and Charlie were, like, writing partners. We wrote, like, an office spec together. I feel like we did. Like, I'm. I. It's all a blur, man. It's all pre snl. Like, I. Like, I know we sent in a Conan packet, but I also remember contributing.

[Kyle Mooney]

Writer on MTV's Human Giant. And in years past, he often submitted scripts to SNL with comedy partner Charlie Sanders.

[Beck Bennett]

Maybe Charlie did.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I mean, not often. Often is the wrong word. Definitely.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, so my other. Oh, man. What is happening?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I don't know. I don't know what's happening.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't know what's up. Let me just pull up the Wicked.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Is everything okay?

[Kyle Mooney]

I take it off airplane mode, and then all of a sudden, I like, re. Enter the. You know, the world outside of this, and it becomes. It becomes stressful for a moment. Do you know what I mean? Because, like, we're.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You put it on airplane mode for your podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Call it podcast mode.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just think if you're gonna tell someone that you. You didn't put it in airplane mode.

[Beck Bennett]

You put it in podcast.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Put it in podcast mode.

[Kyle Mooney]

Amen, brother.

[Beck Bennett]

That's why. That's. That's how you moin a ham. It's nice to see you guys make.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm gonna go. I'll be on Wikipedia tonight. I have a call into Steve, you know, Wikipedia this evening.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm pulling up.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think I've told you this before.

[Beck Bennett]

Check stuff out.

[Kyle Mooney]

Forgive me back over there I was.

[Beck Bennett]

Trying to check out my phone.

[Kyle Mooney]

He's checking out with happen. You know that when I. I'm sure I've told. Told this to you before in about. I'm going to say it's probably 2008 is right now. No, it's not. It was this.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh yes.

[Kyle Mooney]

Stor was definitely was at one point.

[Beck Bennett]

It was. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

A couple years I visited my brother in who's living in New York. Graham R. Ryan and Sean are my brothers close. Graham is my friend.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

We probably went to amusement park. Oh, you might have met Graham. I feel like you might have met Graham.

[Beck Bennett]

No, I don't think he met Graham.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I had never. Maybe I'd been to the UCB New York with Good Neighbor, but I went to see a show and we went to see the Stepfathers. And you are on the. On the group. In the group. This was. Yeah, I probably could.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You probably could, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Pump some phones.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You know what just popped into my head real quick.

[Kyle Mooney]

But you were, you were. This is pre SNL and you were so incredible and it's like. It was. It's so cool to see a star. I don't say in the making but like oh wow, that person's special like that. There's. There's nothing like that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's so crazy that you were at a stepfather show once. Like that's terrifying to me. Performing improv in for Kyle Mooney to me is.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, I love watching improv.

[Beck Bennett]

He loves it. He loves improv. He loves doing improv.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I don't know. We should do improv together one sometime. That'd be really funny.

[Beck Bennett]

Anytime.

[Kyle Mooney]

Really funny. It'd be really fun. I can't.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It would be both.

[Beck Bennett]

I think it would be fun.

[Kyle Mooney]

Should we do a scene right now?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, sure. Okay. Your suggestion is. But no, cuz that's kind of like the podcast and we're going to get a suggestion for our podcast. But wait, I want to know what popped into your head when you just said, you know what just popped in my head?

[Bobby Moynihan]

And then Kyle, oh, I'm not from la. I drive. I've been driving around LA and I do this voiceovers over near Universal Studios. And every single time. This has been happening for years. It happens every single time. I cut to the light and there's a restaurant called Good Neighbor and I go, is that where they got it? Every single time. And I go, I gotta ask them. And I know it's probably not, but it happens every time.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

You wanna hear the story?

[Bobby Moynihan]

No.

[Kyle Mooney]

That'S a great. That. I really, really respect that.

[Beck Bennett]

Jesse has a Good Neighbor shirt. A Good Neighbor Cafe shirt, and. I know exactly. Yeah. It's really cool. And it's like, it's just. It's blue. Is it? Yeah. It's like the color of your hat, actually.

[Kyle Mooney]

Where do you. Okay, two more questions, then I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna relieve myself of being the question master. Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay. Well, I got yours.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's not a burden, but I, I, I. I feel responsibility. Should I feel this responsibility?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I don't know, but I think you have to.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I also am curious because it's. I get limited time to hang out with you, so, like, it's a fun.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I can give you more access to venue.

[Beck Bennett]

I can give you more time. That's what I want. I want.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I don't want to be. I don't know that I want to spend my time asking questions like. Well, no, this, this, this question I would ask you, which we've maybe spoken a little bit about in the past. Maybe I would ask you this if we're, like, having lunch together or something like that. But as I recall, I don't think this. I know from your life.

[Bobby Moynihan]

This is a very gotcha podcast. This is a very, like.

[Beck Bennett]

Here comes a lunch question.

[Bobby Moynihan]

What? I rem.

[Kyle Mooney]

This.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Awful thing you did.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Like, your Wikipedia says this.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Your Wikipedia says your butt ain't clean.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I want to. What? I'm gonna come in and get you.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Before we start Dirty Podcast. Show me your dirty days before we start the podcast. He's. Now he's pissed.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Don't move it away. Put it in front of.

[Beck Bennett]

Come on, man. Put it in front of your face. This is the. This is the new post. 50th Bobby.

[Kyle Mooney]

Dude, maybe I'm coming in too hot. This is. Maybe I'm coming in too, too hot. I was just going to. You studied puppetry?

[Beck Bennett]

What? No way is that a lie.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That was puppetry.

[Kyle Mooney]

That was puppetry in college. This is. I shouldn't have. I, I feel so. I'm learning, so I don't always need to. Well, I shouldn't always go personal.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I took some puppetry classes.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, but it wasn't.

[Beck Bennett]

But it wasn't puppetry.

[Kyle Mooney]

Was it your major or.

[Bobby Moynihan]

No, I was an acting major.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I took some puppetry classes because I could get it as a minor. I took shadow puppets. Took a couple other things. I think UConn is the only.

[Kyle Mooney]

Like.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Accredited university college accredited university in America. That has a puppetry department, so I tried.

[Kyle Mooney]

And you've performed with the Muppets.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah. Correct.

[Kyle Mooney]

Are you. Was Jim Henson's word doing it right now?

[Beck Bennett]

What do you mean? That is one of the best compliments you've ever given me. Calling me a Muppet. Those guys are iconic. They're classic. They're all over.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Who are you talking about? It's Pouchy.

[Kyle Mooney]

Hey, you got any Lent?

[Beck Bennett]

Dude, this is the podcast. The podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

Hey, Kyle, word of advice. You're losing them.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Ask less questions.

[Kyle Mooney]

Ask less questions.

[Beck Bennett]

Relax about yourself. Relate.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're not gonna say anything about the dude's cowboy hat? Come on, Kyle, get in.

[Beck Bennett]

All right. Yeah, let's get to it. Get in there. Okay, I've never. Let's get straight to the. The blue cup. Wait, were you gonna ask a question? Let's.

[Kyle Mooney]

I just want to know.

[Beck Bennett]

All right.

[Kyle Mooney]

Because I assume the Muppets were inspirational, and I just was wondering, you could.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Say anything generally about Muppetational. Yes. No. I love the Muppets. I loved Gonzo, specifically growing up.

[Kyle Mooney]

How do you feel about Muppets from space, where they kind of.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Where they kind of made him an alien?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah. I mean, I love Dave Goals. I love Gonzo. I'll take it. I love it all. It's kind of like Star Wars. I. I just like it. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't matter. Like, I'll enjoy it, even if it's garbage. I'll watch it or I'll enjoy it, but, like, I don't think it defines me as a person.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, no, I wouldn't call you a puppet.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm asking.

[Beck Bennett]

I would call you Muppet. I'm not going to call you a puppeteer either.

[Bobby Moynihan]

No, no, don't.

[Beck Bennett]

So, but speaking of defining you as a person, let's get to the blue hat in the room. You are wearing a blue cowboy hat. I've never seen you wear a blue cowboy hat before. Is there.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You're wearing white Adidas sneakers. I don't remember ever writing that down.

[Beck Bennett]

That's true. And so my point is, we're not all the same people we were before. We all change a little bit, and I like this cowboy hat a lot. Are you wearing this on the reg? Is this, like, for us special? You're peacocking for us and you're feeling fun.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I knew I was coming here.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And I had to leave.

[Beck Bennett]

You had to leave the house?

[Bobby Moynihan]

The house.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Right.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And I said I almost texted you because you texted me last night and I hadn't did not text back. I almost texted back, hey, is. Is it video or just audio? Because I wasn't sure. And then I went, It's 2025. What am I thinking? Actually, I saw Headgums. I saw those address, and I went, like, it's probably on video.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And I got this mustache right now.

[Beck Bennett]

It's glorious.

[Bobby Moynihan]

So I said, little Mermaid shirt.

[Kyle Mooney]

It is such a sick vibe.

[Beck Bennett]

Because it is a sick vibe.

[Kyle Mooney]

Cowboy on top, and it's Little Mermaid head down below.

[Beck Bennett]

It's like. It's like you could be an actual cowboy.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just want you to know this is how I feel.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's such a. With you guys.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And I was comfortable enough to come here and say, what's up, y'? All?

[Kyle Mooney]

That was the first movie I ever saw in a movie theater. Really? Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

First movie I ever saw in the movie theater. What do you think it is?

[Beck Bennett]

I'm gonna think it's Batman, the first one.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm gonna say. I wanna get. I wanna guess.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's a great one.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I want to guess. I'm gonna say Night Shift.

[Beck Bennett]

No. Matrix? No. Okay, what was it?

[Bobby Moynihan]

What was Annie or maybe it wasn't.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Or nah. I don't know.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It might have been Return of the Jedi. I. I can't remember. I can't remember if the first movie I saw was Annie or Return of the Jedi, But I do know that I knocked my tooth out at Annie. I was running up and down the aisle, and I fell and I knocked my tooth out. So they might be the both, but I don't give a if it's true or not. To be honest, I don't know what the hell's going on.

[Kyle Mooney]

Remember when Jay Z sampled Hard Hard Knock Life?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah. Dude, that was nuts, man.

[Beck Bennett]

That was nuts.

[Bobby Moynihan]

He made a lot of money off that song.

[Kyle Mooney]

I wouldn't say that.

[Beck Bennett]

You wouldn't? I would. I would never say that about.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Am I. Should I? Dude, Am I out of bounds for saying that?

[Beck Bennett]

Dude, do not say that Jay Z made money off the answer.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Can you delete the Lauren thing? The Jay Z thing?

[Kyle Mooney]

Definitely. We could delete the Lauren thing. We could delete the. I don't know if you want to get into Franco stuff either.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Can you write all or I don't know if you were serious. I don't know if you're being a serious man right now or not being a serious man.

[Beck Bennett]

I want to keep it all. I think it's fine.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I think we're good.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't give a. I don't even.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Know when the podcast is starting.

[Beck Bennett]

The podcast. Why don't. We might not record today.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It just, I just feel like the one thing I had to do was bring a word and it's like, almost like it's like you don't even care.

[Kyle Mooney]

Let's get into it.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's like you almost like you're trying to stay away from it. Let me ask you one question, okay?

[Beck Bennett]

And rapid fire, go. Does anybody know about the pencils on the ceiling of your office at snl? Have you ever talked about that in interviews?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I don't think so, but the way you said it made me seem like everything seems really accusatory. I feel very like there were pencils in the ceiling of my office. I threw it and I had a.

[Kyle Mooney]

Little thing where it was classic.

[Bobby Moynihan]

When the host came in, I would. They would see all the pencils and I would hand them a pencil so that they could try. And it was a little thing that I would do to like, make the most feel like I had a moment of throwing a pencil in a ceiling with Katy Perry so I didn't have to go. So I got this idea where you're a gay fireman and you.

[Beck Bennett]

And you're distracting them with the pencils.

[Bobby Moynihan]

The job was terrifying.

[Beck Bennett]

But I would say the pencils in the ceiling of your office were kind of like the story that Chris Elliot or maybe this. Anybody Norm would like pee in jugs so he didn't have to go to the.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, I think that was. That picture is actually was me and John Mulaney's office. The picture of the piss.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, yes.

[Kyle Mooney]

You also had a, A jersey that you would get autographed. Yeah, that's such a smart idea. You did start that episode. Everybody, every host that came through, you got their autograph.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Pretty much. I would just. Yeah, I was a little fanboy. We had the fires recently in Los Angeles and we had, we, we thank God we're okay. We were very lucky. But we did get the evacuation call and put everything in the car. And I had a couple minutes and was just moving that jersey in a frame like this big and like going like, I think not going to fit in the car. Like, what do I like? I, I was really like, I'm going to have to break this frame open. Like. But yes, I, I, I had that and I just have a, A, I had a little black bag like this of just like a thousand autographs from sn.

[Beck Bennett]

That's so what.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Cuz like when we were at snl.

[Kyle Mooney]

Top three autographs on that show.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, the best. The best thing for me was we would. They would come to us every week and they would go like, hey, if you. If you need on autograph, just tell what's her name, right? So every single week I would just go, hey, can I just. Every single week I would just go, hey, I need two of these and two of these from the musical guests. Like, I just wrote it every week and then they gave it to me every week. But that jersey is super special.

[Beck Bennett]

I mean, like, you could do that stuff there. I never did really anything like that, and I regret it. But it also, like, if I had something like that, I'd be like, yes, we're all getting paid. That's something that we do. We do get out of it. But when you have a bad week where like you just eat, it's like, well, at least I'm getting. At least I'm getting this insane piece of memorabilia. I'm like creating this unique.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm a collector and I grew up poor. So it was like, wait a minute, all I have to do is send you an email and you're gonna give me Tom Hanks's autograph and Weezer's autograph or like, you know, whatever it was, you know, it's like. And like my. Yeah, it was like for Christmas. It was Christmas gifts too. It was like, my two year old nephew Quinn has a. Literally above his crib. Said two Quinn from Robert Dairo. And it was a photo of Robert Dairo, like above his crib. A baby shouldn't have that.

[Beck Bennett]

No, but that's.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's a baby care.

[Beck Bennett]

That's a cool baby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

A. That's a boss baby.

[Beck Bennett]

That's a boss baby, right? Not.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You should make an animated film series on a television series about that.

[Kyle Mooney]

Time to wake up, baby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh, my God, he's doing boss.

[Beck Bennett]

Baby. Somebody just came in here. It's. It's. It's Robert Dairo.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh my God.

[Beck Bennett]

It's.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's Robert Dairo.

[Beck Bennett]

Baby.

[Kyle Mooney]

The milk. Give the baby the milk.

[Beck Bennett]

And that's classic. Boss.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh, they're making a new one, baby. They're making a new one for real, baby. Are they.

[Beck Bennett]

They can't. They can't call a movie baby. That's too. That's a little.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, you can't do that.

[Beck Bennett]

You can make your parents, you can meet your sister, your brother, but baby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

My mom and my dad. Me.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You could make that like.

[Beck Bennett]

Or even like you love the Muppets. Muppets. The.

[Kyle Mooney]

The.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't know. I'm just.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Whenever you say something dumb, I. I'm going to look over here. You just did it. And now I'm looking over here like there's, like there's a bunch of people over here. I'm going. Can you believe this idiot?

[Beck Bennett]

Dude, It's.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's happened.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just want to point out. Still haven't asked me what.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, well, let's wait.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh, it is truly insane the amount of time I spent thinking this is.

[Beck Bennett]

A two hour podcast.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Longer than the podcast itself.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's a two hour.

[Beck Bennett]

So we're going to ask you now. We're going to get into it right now. Bobby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, you don't have to get into it. I didn't mean to, but I just.

[Beck Bennett]

Want to point out so much time with you.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's fair.

[Beck Bennett]

Freaking.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's fair.

[Beck Bennett]

That's fair.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

So, Bobby, the most contentious.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, because we're. We're. Well, the.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Wait till you hear what my word is.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. All right, let's go. Bobby, you know the podcast it's called. What's our podcast? We don't know what our.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Me neither.

[Beck Bennett]

What do you think our podcast should be about?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, great.

[Beck Bennett]

All right, all right.

[Kyle Mooney]

We'll be right back with our new podcast. Or rather our. I guess. Yeah, our new podcast. Beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

What's up, everybody? I'm Kyle Mooney. I'm here with my main man, Becky Bennett. Yeah, what up, buddy? How you been?

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, I'm good, brother. How are you, dude?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes, you are looking good. I feel like you've got a whole new energy now vibe. It's really great.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, thanks, man. I got my new Adidas shoes on and kind of wearing.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's not. That's not what I was referring to. Like, kind of like, wow, he kind of like, doesn't really know, you know, how he fits in and that sort of thing.

[Beck Bennett]

That's the kind of vibe. Yeah. Oh, well, that kind of reminds. This is kind of how you look with your wrinkly ass shirt and your floppy pocket, brother. But it's good to see.

[Kyle Mooney]

See you face it, man. You and. You and I back have got beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. And that's why we're here. Our podcast, Beef all about Beef. The many forms it comes in and what?

[Kyle Mooney]

Sorry, I thought you were gonna do the theme.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go. All right, all right. Podcast. Beef. Beef it is. Our podcast. That's what it's all about. You told us Beef. It was our podcast. That's what we'll talk about with Beck and Kyle. Wow.

[Kyle Mooney]

Another. So good to be back, man. You know, I'm. Fuck. You know, I was fucking with you. You know, the. One of my favorite. One of my favorite parts of our podcast, before I introduce our guest, I just want to say is that we've created something that is up to interpretation.

[Beck Bennett]

Right?

[Kyle Mooney]

Because there. Because you have. There are different types of beef, right?

[Beck Bennett]

And there's like, we have a podcast about beef, and people go, well, what kind of beef?

[Kyle Mooney]

Exactly. And I love that. It's like more like artistic like that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just want to say, I know I haven't been introduced yet, but you took no pauses in that sentence.

[Beck Bennett]

Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm trying to. Like, when I. When I saw Howard Stern, the movie, and they talked about dead air, I was like, not on my watch. No, there's not gonna be any dead air.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Didn't mean to interrupt.

[Beck Bennett]

Dead air. Right there.

[Kyle Mooney]

All good. That's just how we beef.

[Beck Bennett]

And who's that guy that's saying that stuff over there from Saturday Night Live? Mermaid stuff and the sunglasses stuff and the Mr. Mayor.

[Kyle Mooney]

Me, myself, and I.

[Beck Bennett]

That's right.

[Bobby Moynihan]

CBS.

[Beck Bennett]

Some people might call him a drunk.

[Kyle Mooney]

Uncle, a UCB legend, Beyonce. Mr. Bobby.

[Beck Bennett]

Bobby Moynihan legend. Thank you for being here.

[Kyle Mooney]

Thank you for being here, Bobby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Thanks for having me.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Now you know where. You know now when you.

[Kyle Mooney]

When you.

[Bobby Moynihan]

When you hear the phrase beef, I like your sign.

[Kyle Mooney]

Appreciate it.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's our show.

[Beck Bennett]

That's what Kyle came up with.

[Kyle Mooney]

What do you. What's what? When you think of beef, what do.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You think of eating it? Mostly?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

Are you big into steak?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I don't think a steak. When you say beef, I think of ground beef. When you say steak, it.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't know. When he says ground beef, I'm not thinking hamburger. I think of. You know, I know hamburger's made of ground beef, but I think of ground beef. I think I'm thinking the crumbly stuff.

[Bobby Moynihan]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[Beck Bennett]

Ground beef.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Ground beef.

[Beck Bennett]

That's really good.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's up. Yeah. No, that is very funny. My daughter told me that is steak, not beef. Maybe I'm.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I. I think it is beef, but it's beef, but it's kind of like Kleenex is a tissue, and maybe that's wrong, but, like, that's how I want to say it.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You know, like, steak to me is like a. Is ground beef's father, if that makes any sense.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, steak is ground, like if steak.

[Bobby Moynihan]

If it was a father and son scenario, the steak would be the dad and the ground beef would be the kid.

[Beck Bennett]

And who's.

[Bobby Moynihan]

If the. If it was steak and ground beef, Kermit is the steak and Fozzie is the ground beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. And is it fair to say, just even though we co host a podcast about beef, I still am learning about beef generally. Would it be fair to say that any meat derived from a cow is considered beef?

[Beck Bennett]

Well, any meat derived from a cow. Well, I don't.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, you're not going to get pork from a cow, right? Yeah, no, it's not like. You know what I mean? It's not like you're going to cut open a cow. There's accidentally going to be some.

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Chicken meat.

[Beck Bennett]

You're going to get that from a pig.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's why I guess I'm just like, is. Is cow. Is cow. Is cow beef? I guess. Are they the. Are they one in the same. Is that what that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Is a cow made of beef?

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, yes.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Partly.

[Beck Bennett]

And there's some. Some skin.

[Kyle Mooney]

But there are like other. Like for instance, I imagine like cow scrotum or something like that wouldn't be considered beef if it were to be cooked. I mean, that since.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. Well. And I'm asking. And also, well, that's.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Bulls testicles are like.

[Beck Bennett]

Those are called Rocky Mountain oysters. No, those. Yeah, Bull testicles. Rocky Mountain oysters.

[Bobby Moynihan]

They're not called. It. It's a. It's a nickname. Well, they're called bulls testicles.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, that's what I like to call them when I order them.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, well, I'm just saying. I'm just pointing out how wrong you are.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Well. All right, well, now we have right.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Here this kind of beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Talking about.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Talking about really, like the other podcast. Dude, this one sucks.

[Beck Bennett]

You. You piece of. You want some beef? You want. You trying to start some beef. You come in here like.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm in Superman now. I could talk to you like this. You.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, you can. I can talk to you, however, want. Cuz of Superman this is. I've changed the way that I talk.

[Bobby Moynihan]

To you so seriously. I want to ask a lot of Superman questions. I'm curious.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, you can do that right after our very. Our one of our favorite segments on beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Sexiest beef. Beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay. What is the sexiest.

[Beck Bennett]

Sexiest.

[Kyle Mooney]

Bobby, I'm curious what you think about the sexiest. What is the sexiest.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, no. Yeah. What's this?

[Kyle Mooney]

I got my thoughts.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Okay, Wait, what?

[Kyle Mooney]

Sexiest beef?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Sexiest beef?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah. I Mean, you. We can. Who wants to go first? I'll go first.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, sexiest beef. Meat. Sexiest beef. People fighting.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think we could. I think we should do one of each.

[Beck Bennett]

I think we should do one of each. 100. Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Your podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

And we can do. We can take our time if you don't have it all.

[Beck Bennett]

I have the meat, but I don't.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's the catchphrase for Arby's right now.

[Kyle Mooney]

We've noticed.

[Beck Bennett]

I have the meat. Beef.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I don't think you're supposed to do that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, Sorry.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay. What's your sec. What's your.

[Beck Bennett]

It's ving R. It's being r. He has an iconic. Yeah. Voice. Conair.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're good.

[Beck Bennett]

You're.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You're totally good.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, no, no, it's all good. It's so.

[Kyle Mooney]

Sexiest beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Sexiest beef.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Sexiest beef.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm going say tenderloin. Ew, tenderloin. I'm saying ew tenderloin.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm. I'll be base. Kind of basic here. And. And I'm. I want to add a component to it. Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

A filet mignon with a poivre.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love how you said all of.

[Beck Bennett]

That with filet mignon au poivre with the.

[Kyle Mooney]

With a side of a poivre. Just.

[Beck Bennett]

I would love. I think that's a great answer. I'd love to give you a round of applause.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I almost said it.

[Beck Bennett]

It's good.

[Kyle Mooney]

Sexiest beef between. Do you have any. You have any?

[Beck Bennett]

You have? Yeah. As far as beef, what's sexiest beef?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Skirt steak.

[Kyle Mooney]

Nice. Do you know there is a restaurant that I am obsessed with in New York City. I was just in New York for the last couple months at. I believe it's at 30th and 6th Ave. And the restaurant is called Skirt Steak. Now, I don't have anything notable to say about this other than I'm constantly excited by the notion of. Of going to this place and trying said skirt steak. Because to name your restaurant after the. They're just that the dish. I mean.

[Beck Bennett]

And skirt steak is not the sexiest cut.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's not Superman's dream.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Sexiest tube steak.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, I've never heard of that.

[Kyle Mooney]

What is that?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I feel like it's a sexual thing, but I meant it for real.

[Kyle Mooney]

It feels like something from. Like a renaissance.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Maybe it's not called tube steak and I that up.

[Beck Bennett]

I've never seen that on a menu. Bobby. Tube steak. But maybe we're learning something new on our beef podcast now.

[Kyle Mooney]

Have you you know, you know, you with your hat, you know, actually a beef that is.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I think I did that by accident.

[Kyle Mooney]

No, I believe I, I did.

[Beck Bennett]

That wasn't a bit. You're like. I actually really like tube steak.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Really cheap. I think shitty steak. That phrase that take like that terrible steak. But I think tube steak, cube steak, steak. That's what I was talking about.

[Kyle Mooney]

Have you ever had hot tube steak? Have you ever had country fried steak?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh, I love a country fried steak.

[Beck Bennett]

I was a big ambassador when I.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Was a country fried. I need it. I need it with a sauce. I need it with an a pois anapois.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm saying a white country gravy.

[Beck Bennett]

A white, like just paper white. Just like no color in just Alfredo. Honestly, that would be good.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I want side note. We were all. On Saturday Night Live. There was a sketch many, many years ago. It was a fake country album. And I don't, I don't remember the all. I remember at one point, Amy Poehler sang the line, ain't nothing cuter than a fat country baby eating peaches off a hardwood floor.

[Beck Bennett]

That's. And I.

[Bobby Moynihan]

When you, you said something, and it made me really want to sing that.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's great.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And I got to do it.

[Kyle Mooney]

I, I love that you have, you have these, you have, you have these logged in. Like, I can't. I don't know that I can really pull any of this stuff out.

[Beck Bennett]

See what I'm pulling right now? Slap it. Happy wang wank. That's one of my favorite things.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I have lots of favorites of Beck and Kyle. Favorites. This is not beef. This is the opposite of.

[Beck Bennett]

This is love. This is Bob. Brotherly love.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Brotherly love. That's what they called it. I have very, a lot of very distinct memories of Beck as chocolate ma'.

[Kyle Mooney]

Am.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Beck. I, I. It's my favorite.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love Beck. Me and Beck did a sketch where I really, really tried to shoehorn us in as the Matrix twins.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. What was even happening?

[Kyle Mooney]

I love that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Like, it was Ronda Rousey, right? Was the host. Of course.

[Beck Bennett]

Of course.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And she was at a bar, and she started. She was like, I think those guys are into you. And it was me and Beck as the twins from the Matrix with dreadlocks.

[Beck Bennett]

Fur coats, and we were just, like, dancing to weird. Like, a song would come on and we'd be like.

[Bobby Moynihan]

They were like, where'd they go? And we would just pop up behind. It was the dumbest. I. It's my, One of my favorite things.

[Beck Bennett]

I love that I love it too.

[Bobby Moynihan]

One of my favorite things ever.

[Beck Bennett]

We did that. You wrote that. And. And then we wrote. Okay, cool. Which or two of the dumb.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just watched it again the other day.

[Kyle Mooney]

How do you have access to.

[Beck Bennett]

I feel like if we didn't do.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Honestly, they put it on, they put it on online.

[Beck Bennett]

I feel like it might have made it if we didn't do this, because that was too. That was too much.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I completely disagree.

[Beck Bennett]

Right?

[Bobby Moynihan]

You're in a. Idiot.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, cool.

[Beck Bennett]

Cool.

[Bobby Moynihan]

We were like, where we were two guys.

[Beck Bennett]

Speaking of beef with Drake, that the.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Biggest beef of them all.

[Beck Bennett]

Biggest beef of them all. Almost what I have in my head for sexiest beef I know.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've been. I've really been trying to search for.

[Bobby Moynihan]

What sexy is beef between two people.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've had people come in my. In and out of my head. I'm also like, sometimes nervous to say names out loud.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. I mean, I, I, Maybe Baldoni. Maybe Baldoni. And.

[Kyle Mooney]

And that's a pretty sexy beef.

[Beck Bennett]

And Baldoni.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Lively sexy beef. I feel like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolene don't like each other much. They're pretty sexy people. I'd like to see them fight.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, I've got. I've got a segment idea. Top three fast food hamburgers.

[Beck Bennett]

Bobby's shaking his head.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I can't believe this.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, what the.

[Kyle Mooney]

This is the type of stuff we talked. We talk about on our podcast. Beef.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That one was fun. This one fucking sucks.

[Beck Bennett]

He's bringing the beef. He's bringing the beef on multiple levels. We're talking about beef. He's bringing the beef. And what? So, like, just.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm not really, man. I'm just. No, maybe I am.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, well, just. I'm going.

[Beck Bennett]

This is. This is going viral. And if it doesn't, I'm going to blow my brains out.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's all you ever talk about. It's all you ever talk about.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, I'm going.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm going, hey, Cecily, I want to go viral. I want to go viral.

[Beck Bennett]

So what, dude? You want to go viral too?

[Bobby Moynihan]

You just want to tell anybody you've.

[Beck Bennett]

Always wanted to go viral.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I wake up every morning and I say, God, I hope I don't go.

[Beck Bennett]

You're lying to yourself and you're lying to your family. Okay, Put a microphone in your house. You know, I'll get the truth.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Microphone in my house.

[Kyle Mooney]

Wendy's Baconator.

[Beck Bennett]

Put a microphone up somewhere else.

[Kyle Mooney]

Just a regular single cheeseburger from In N Out, followed by the Big Mac.

[Beck Bennett]

A classic this man.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You guys and this place.

[Beck Bennett]

What were your top three?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Also, you just sounded like a. Like when a kid does the news.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, yes, dude. Yes. Beef on that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I like.

[Kyle Mooney]

Wendy's.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I like.

[Beck Bennett]

But so wait, it was.

[Bobby Moynihan]

What I've been getting recently is a triple Whopper. Just bun. Just patties. Just three patties. No, just three patties of beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, I said. Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Bread. Just beef and bread. I'm a supporter of dog.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's a triple. It's a triple hamburger.

[Beck Bennett]

Trying to find.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, sorry, I don't. I can't.

[Beck Bennett]

We're good, man. We're not.

[Kyle Mooney]

Triple hamburger. No condiments.

[Beck Bennett]

That's number one.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

What's number two and three? Because Kyle said top three, now he.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Wants to speed up.

[Kyle Mooney]

Why? What is your issue?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, honestly, man, like, we just. We feel like it was not after the 50th.

[Kyle Mooney]

Is it. Is it. Is it that there's too much happening?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Are you saying I'm overwhelmed? Like, why am I the one?

[Kyle Mooney]

Because you said you don't like this podcast as much as the last podcast. I'm wondering.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Because that one was good and fun and this one is like being in a bum's.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, and we know you like to spend a lot of time up there, don't you? Don't we?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, I do.

[Kyle Mooney]

Is that your second favorite burger?

[Beck Bennett]

Fast food burger?

[Kyle Mooney]

Do you have a. Do you have three favorite hamburgers?

[Beck Bennett]

I'm gonna say. Honestly, I gotta say, I wasn't done.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I still didn't say my 2 and 3. I just want to point that out.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, we didn't know if you. I didn't know if you.

[Beck Bennett]

Honestly, because you weren't having fun at the podcast.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Nobody asked. Not my podcast. Your guys podcast, not my job.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, what are your next two. Dude, we just asked you what's the.

[Beck Bennett]

What's the number two and three?

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm so sorry.

[Beck Bennett]

What's your number two?

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's okay. Still haven't gotten a say it though, yet.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, I didn't know that we were on. Okay, sorry. What's number two?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm trying to think.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay. So we'll just sit here and just.

[Bobby Moynihan]

White Castle.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

A White Castle slider, but not from White Castle because I didn't grow up on those. I don't like White Castle burgers from White Castle. I only like the ones you get in the microwavable box.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's the only one. I've only had those. Yeah, I've never been to a White Castle, but I've had the.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

Number three.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I went to White Castle once, and I was like, this tastes.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, thank you.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It tastes like a wet napkin.

[Beck Bennett]

That's a wet.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's a wet.

[Kyle Mooney]

You got a number three.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm gonna go ahead and say, that's a wet. That's a wet number three. I go like. Can I say a homemade burger like, the way I want it?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

My burger is that grilled or on the stove or. How do you prepare that?

[Beck Bennett]

Grilled. Grilled.

[Kyle Mooney]

I really am. I actually am doing my best.

[Beck Bennett]

You grilling yourself?

[Kyle Mooney]

Hi.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Welcome to Beef with the two biggest beef idiots I've ever met in my.

[Beck Bennett]

Life with the grill sergeant over here.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You know, I'm so mad.

[Beck Bennett]

It's okay, Bobby. Get your feelings out.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I. I can imagine. This is a frustrate. We're throwing people, like, this weird conceptual thing, and you're coming into it, like, what is happening? And now all of a sudden, we're hosting a podcast that we. We maybe don't even know much about. So. I get it, and I want to apologize for any unprofessionalism.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm glad you did, but you don't have to.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, see? Okay. So you got three really interesting choices.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, okay. Sorry.

[Beck Bennett]

No, I was.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Did you not remember my third one?

[Kyle Mooney]

No, I did, but I. I was wondering if you could tell. You don't. You don't need to answer this question. Do you like to barbecue it or do you like to. How do you make.

[Beck Bennett]

Prepare barbecue?

[Kyle Mooney]

He's mad.

[Beck Bennett]

Barbecue involves slow cooking with sauce. It's like, over coals. It's not. That's not what barbecue is. Like, a certain type of grilling that's like.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, putting it on the grill. Sorry.

[Beck Bennett]

It's okay. I'm sorry. Just. Bobby's got me really worked up, and, like, usually you and me, I got you worked up.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You got you worked up.

[Beck Bennett]

Responsibility for my feelings. Right. Actually, nobody's making me feel anything. You're right. Your own thoughts now.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Feelings.

[Beck Bennett]

Serenity now from Seinfeld.

[Kyle Mooney]

I know.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm gonna say a single. Or maybe I'm gonna say a double.

[Kyle Mooney]

Double. Double.

[Beck Bennett]

No, just a double, double, double McDonald's cheeseburger.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Like, single is in. Close. I'm gonna say that's in. Well, it's up in the air.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Quarter pound.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no. I used to. I like the ratios. I like the slimmer patties. I like the cheesy slim.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love a little wiggly patty.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. The ratios of, like, a little meat pocket, a little dumpling. I Make smash burgers at home. And that's probably my favorite burger. But.

[Bobby Moynihan]

So burger hands. You know about burger hands?

[Beck Bennett]

No.

[Bobby Moynihan]

When you eat a burger, that's how you get it.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Where's your burger hands? What are your burger hands? What do you want? You know, I. This. This is not what I want.

[Beck Bennett]

No. I can barely wear your burger hand.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's a good beef question. Maybe I should host this podcast.

[Beck Bennett]

That is a good beef question. I can have. I can about five of these. Six. Yeah, I have one of these.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I like a. I like this burger, but every once in a while I like that.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, I'm with you. I'm actually fully with. I think I'm in the exact same.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, we're back on track number two.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Now I'm starting to like this podcast.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, now we're on track. This is actually something that we could do every week.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's close to going back the other way, though.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Okay, I'll be careful. Number two is double double animal style.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay?

[Beck Bennett]

Without in and out, bro.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Back double double your secret menu shit. You hope you go every thing.

[Beck Bennett]

Everybody knows about it. And I'm not gonna go viral. What are you thinking, man?

[Kyle Mooney]

Let's go right here.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, great, bro. Look, you look.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You look so dumb.

[Beck Bennett]

And I'm gonna say my number third burger is the burger that Bobby makes it home.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Damn right.

[Beck Bennett]

I just want to squash this beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's cool.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, I don't like a smash burger, though. I don't like that.

[Kyle Mooney]

There's a lot. You.

[Beck Bennett]

I do you.

[Kyle Mooney]

I like a Smashburger. I will say. I think. I think we're going to be. And. And now I'm going to sound a little repetitive because Beck and producers, you've heard me say similar things before. I think we're leaving the era of the smash burger and we're entering a straight bar burger era.

[Beck Bennett]

I just.

[Kyle Mooney]

So everybody's aware.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, thank you. Well, because.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Because I agree.

[Beck Bennett]

I think. I think I love a smash burger. Yes. No, I do too. But I agree. I actually think we're going to something in. Well, maybe. Maybe bar burger. I actually. I do almost prefer a bar burger, but. But not a steakhouse burger. Yeah, Steakhouse burger is about an inch.

[Kyle Mooney]

You allowed. You wanted to be a guest on our podcast Beef. This is what we talk about on.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Beaches when he talks.

[Beck Bennett]

You know what, man? I every. Everything I said about you before was a lie. I think you're. I think you're actually a bad guy.

[Kyle Mooney]

You made Bobby fall asleep. When you're talking about Steak burgers.

[Beck Bennett]

Look, man, he's bringing the Beef Steakhouse. I can't even bring beef.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You're goddamn right I did. I bring the beef every. Everywhere I go.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, I mean, it was another interesting podcast of beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

Did you guys ever have. My mom made. She didn't make meatballs. She would just essentially, like, make little balls of ground beef and put them in our spaghetti. Did anybody ever experience that?

[Beck Bennett]

No, I think.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Wait a minute.

[Kyle Mooney]

It was like, little.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's a meatball.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no. You need panko or breadcrumbs and a little bit of egg. Oh, you need to soften up. It's just like, chunks of ground.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's hard chunks of ground beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Just a nugget. Like.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's delicious.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, it was good.

[Beck Bennett]

It was good. That's cool. I respect that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I want to try that. Wait, on what? Just with pasta, this would have been.

[Kyle Mooney]

Spaghetti and maybe like a, you know, like a prego or a ragu.

[Beck Bennett]

And I got to ask, were they. Were they big balls or little balls?

[Kyle Mooney]

They were about. Yeah, they were about that. That big. Like a.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You know what I loved and still love to this day, but they're really hard to get. Oh, steakums.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've never had them.

[Beck Bennett]

I've never had them.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I got to go.

[Kyle Mooney]

How do you feel about.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You never had a steak? Them?

[Kyle Mooney]

No.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You never had frozen beef sheets?

[Beck Bennett]

No, man, no.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I had a lot of Salisbury steak. Like, the love of Salisbury and like, a frozen dinner. TV dinner.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Great.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Just a hockey puck. A beef hockey pug.

[Kyle Mooney]

What about.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love gravy.

[Kyle Mooney]

Hamburger Helper. Have you guys ever had some. Three days with that? I love that.

[Beck Bennett]

I never have it. I. I never.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Hamburger Helper is like my, like, reward meal. That's fun. Is like, I've. I have. I. I deserve to die. This.

[Beck Bennett]

I. I got to get back into that.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's great.

[Beck Bennett]

I. I love it.

[Kyle Mooney]

Can I also say, while we're on this, I think that the ground beef taco is very important and iconic and, like, I love a carada carnitas. I love. I. I love them all, but, you know, I love a ground beef taco.

[Beck Bennett]

And are you going soft shell or hard shell on that?

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm going with that particular taco. For me, it has to be hard shell.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, definitely. And honestly, ideally, you take a similar size soft shell, put a little freaking. What's it called. Refried beans on it, wrap it around the hard shell so it's. The hard shell isn't crumbling off and falling.

[Kyle Mooney]

We're talking like, almost like a double. Double decker. Is that what they're calling.

[Beck Bennett]

Whatever the Taco Bell thing is? Is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I want to punch you.

[Kyle Mooney]

And hell, a shredded cheddar.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, of course, man. And shredded. Shredded icebergs.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yep. Shredded iceberg.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Nope.

[Kyle Mooney]

What?

[Beck Bennett]

So what? Just nope, nope, nope.

[Bobby Moynihan]

You know what I say to that? Nope. No lettuce. I don't put lettuce on a taco.

[Kyle Mooney]

Have you ever had Jack in the Box tacos? Yeah, have you ever had Jack in the box tacos?

[Bobby Moynihan]

I like Adele Taco taco.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, me too.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Just throwing that out there as well.

[Beck Bennett]

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. Geez Louise, I hope this goes viral.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I was mean to Bobby Moynihan.

[Beck Bennett]

No, but I would very well go viral. I. I am being mean to go viral. And. And I'm. And so it's nothing personal.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's personal.

[Beck Bennett]

Well.

[Bobby Moynihan]

This. This is.

[Kyle Mooney]

This has been a great episode of Beef.

[Beck Bennett]

Really, really interesting.

[Kyle Mooney]

I learned a lot about the type of hamburgers everybody likes. And. And beefs. Do you have something at.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I'm just so mad.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's fair. Is there anything you want to get off your chest specifically?

[Beck Bennett]

You got anything to say?

[Kyle Mooney]

Is there anything you wanted to say about beef that you've not been given the opportunity to say about beef?

[Beck Bennett]

Or is there nothing happening in that brain? I'm bad. I'm not Bobby.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Wish you were.

[Kyle Mooney]

He's. He is crushing it.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I mean, he's bringing the.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I have been completely owning you all day in my in.

[Kyle Mooney]

Can I ask a non beef question?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Sure.

[Kyle Mooney]

What is. And. And anyone here. Can I allow it? Can. Can tag themselves in owning. And pony can. If it's spelled pwn. That's just poning. Right. But you are owning them Pony. It's just. That's its own separate thing, right?

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. But.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Yeah, I think it's a Kleenex tissue situation. Kind of.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Do you want the actual answer?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Oh.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, damn. Bring the beef. Now she's being an owning.

[Kyle Mooney]

Supposedly because it's like a video game thing supposedly resulting from a common mistyping of pH. Oh, our next. That's where it came from. Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Interesting Internet stuff, huh?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, it's favorite thing.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, why don't. Why don't we go out with. With our.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I just want to say.

[Beck Bennett]

I just want to go viral.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love you guys. You two are a shining light in my life. We used to work together. I wish we still did.

[Beck Bennett]

Me too.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Not on this show.

[Beck Bennett]

No, that's fair. That's fair. I appreciate.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I would love to see you again real soon.

[Beck Bennett]

Me too.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Not in this environment. In this environment.

[Beck Bennett]

Now, would you consider.

[Kyle Mooney]

Would you consider coming back to our show in different circumstances?

[Beck Bennett]

It's just a different podcast.

[Bobby Moynihan]

And if you come back every day, I'll come back every time.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, Well, I would offer this up. If you have any ideas or a better way that we can do this whole thing, let us know. We will do your version of it.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Job. This is your. You two shit birds fucking emailed me and then said, what's our show? And I thought about it, and then she was like, hey, do you have an answer yet? And I said, you know what? Not yet, because I'm taking this seriously. I'll get back to you.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I gave her the words.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I drove here.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. And we thank you for that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Since I walked in the door, you've been asking me what to do.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, sir.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I want to go home.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I want to fucking.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Do a podcast. I want to be with my children, my wife.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's very fair.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think that is a good note to say thank you so much to Bobby Moynihan.

[Bobby Moynihan]

I love you. I want to see you soon. This was.

[Beck Bennett]

Maybe we'll have you back. Thank you for. Thank you for all the good ideas, brother. This has been. See you again.

[Kyle Mooney]

Thank you so much to our guest, Bob Moynihan, and we'll see you on the beef. Other side.

[Beck Bennett]

Beef, you around?

[Bobby Moynihan]

No.

[Kyle Mooney]

Can somebody help him out?

[Bobby Moynihan]

This is ridiculous. I'm just standing here.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's a door.

[Beck Bennett]

It's a. It's a pole. It's a pole. What is this thing right here?

[Bobby Moynihan]

That's what you guys wanted, right?

[Kyle Mooney]

All right, it's. It's been. It's been a few months since we recorded the Bobby episode.

[Beck Bennett]

The Bobby episode. About the beef episode.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've been thinking about it for a while.

[Beck Bennett]

I had a great time. He brought the energy. He had a big mustache, cowboy hat, and he was beefing our asses.

[Kyle Mooney]

A Little Mermaid shirt.

[Beck Bennett]

Little mermaid shirt. Yeah. And we got into kind of. When we tried the podcast, we kind of got into, like, a little bit of a fight. I think maybe I feel like I might have raised my voice a little bit and kind of. He was kind of coming after us.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, I think you pointed it out that. That his suggestion of beef was maybe, you know, kind of multi layered. It's like, oh, maybe he has beef with one of us. Or both of us. Less so than just like beef the food.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. Yeah. I think he was just trying to have beef with us. Yeah. And find, find ways to have beef.

[Kyle Mooney]

With us, I think. I don't know. I, I, I, I thought Bobby was, was great. I think it was the first time where I was like kind of having to play catch up a little mentally to see what, to figure out what was happening.

[Beck Bennett]

The first time for you. Yeah. Yeah. Every time for me. Every single time playing.

[Kyle Mooney]

I feel so you, you're just always experiencing that.

[Beck Bennett]

Just trying to catch up with what's going on.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I thought you did great.

[Beck Bennett]

Thank you. Yeah, you know, it's kind of my, it's just kind of my. Yeah, it's just kind of my, like, it's kind of like, like my way of doing stuff is like catching up. So it's like, it's totally normal to me.

[Kyle Mooney]

And what'd you think about little old me?

[Beck Bennett]

I thought you were a little scared and kind of playing catch up the whole time for the first time. No, but it seemed like you were, you were trying to interview Bobby and like you didn't really understand the multi layered version of beef and that he was having beef with us. But that's all good. You were doing your thing. You were holding your own.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're staying like what, you don't like what I.

[Beck Bennett]

No, I thought you did great for you. For those of you who can't see, Kyle's moving his jaw. He's got sticking the jaw out, moving it around because he's in emotional pain from what I just said.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm all good. No, it was a fun episode and yeah, no, it'll be. We got, we got, we still got work to do. I love doing the podcast with you and I can't wait to do more podcasts.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And I can't. I wish we could, could, could have been up to Bobby's level because he brought these together. Dude, we just started. We've done five. Right. But this is the end of. We've done four or fourth episode. Fourth.

[Kyle Mooney]

We've done fourth episode. Don't feel like it. Feel like I've been doing this since, since the old days of the old West.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, that's because we've been working together for that long. Hmm.

[Kyle Mooney]

Interesting point. See you guys next time. And I hope our podcast gets a lot better.

[Beck Bennett]

I hope we finally figure out what our goddamn podcast is about. It's about what's Our podcast is a headgum podcast created and hosted by Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney. The show is produced and engineered by Casey Donahue and Anya Kind of Stuff, with production support from Marika Brownlee, Rachelle Chen, and Ally Khan. Our executive producer is Anya Kenovskaya. Katie Moose as our VP of Content at Headgum. Our theme music is made by us. For more podcasts by headgum, visit headgum.com or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

[Bobby Moynihan]

That was a Headgum podcast.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm Tig Notaro.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm Mae Martin.

[Beck Bennett]

And I'm Fortune Feimster. And together we're Handsome.

[Kyle Mooney]

What is Handsome?

[Bobby Moynihan]

Well, it's a state of mind. It's how you feel.

[Beck Bennett]

It's whatever you want it to be. Handsome is also a podcast hosted by us three stand up comedians you may have seen on your tv. We swap stories, share life updates, and occasionally laugh until we cry.

[Kyle Mooney]

Every episode, we answer a question from a celebrity friend. People like Sarah Silverman.

[Beck Bennett]

It's Stephen Colbert.

[Bobby Moynihan]

It's Reese Witherspoon. My name is Mindy Kaling.

[Beck Bennett]

Hello, Handsome Podcast. It's Jen Aniston here, you gorgeous devil, you. So if you're looking for a positive.

[Bobby Moynihan]

Joyful show guaranteed to make you giggle, check out Handsome.

[Beck Bennett]

Jump right in with whatever episode tickles your fancy. Or start from the very first episode.

[Kyle Mooney]

Listen to Handsome on your favorite podcast app or watch full video episodes on YouTube. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday. And don't forget, keep it Handsome.