“What’s Our Website?” w/ Finn Wolfhard

Summary

Podcast Summary: "What’s Our Website?" w/ Finn Wolfhard

What's Our Podcast? with Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney
Release Date: December 23, 2025
Host: Headgum
Guest: Finn Wolfhard

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Overview

In this episode, Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney, former SNL cast members and creators of "What's Our Podcast?", are joined by actor, musician, and director Finn Wolfhard. The central theme is building a website for their podcast using Squarespace, with Finn helping guide their process. True to the show’s improvisational and meandering style, the hosts blend sincere conversation, offbeat humor, and wild tangents, as they collectively brainstorm what their ideal podcast website should look like — limos, pickles, fart videos, and all.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Generational Internet Nostalgia

• Beck and Kyle reminisce about their early internet experiences: AOL, old-school hip-hop forums, and the heyday of quirky websites (Ebaum's World, Zanga, MySpace).

• Younger producers (Rochelle and Anya) share their memories of platforms like Zanga and LiveJournal, with nods to the music and internet culture of the 2000s.

  "I remember when I first got online, we had AOL and I was really into — there was like a kids-only section..."
  — Kyle (10:43)

  "Zanga, what is Zanga?"
  — Beck (10:08)

• Generational Bridge: The show often highlights the difference between the hosts' millennial nostalgia and Finn's Gen Z sensibility, with Finn comfortably riffing on both.

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2. The Importance (and Absurdity) of a Podcast Website

• Discussion about why, in today’s internet, having a website is crucial for brand and creative consolidation—beyond just social media.

• Playful riffs about the website's possible “functions,” including:

  • Selling live show tickets
  • Serving as a “limo school”
  • Promoting fart videos
  • Showcasing “home base” credibility

  "The website is like a home base. You got your Instagram, sure, but the website ties it together."
  — Beck (11:32)

  "Maybe if we really work hard, we could build a website no one has seen before."
  — Kyle (13:38)

• Joking laments about aging in internet years and hoping their website might help them “catch up.”

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3. Setting up the Site: Live Brainstorming with Finn Wolfhard

• Finn joins and the trio amicably argues over themes, colors, and content, with Finn proposing unexpectedly funny or “cursed” ideas (limo school, humanoid wolf images, SoundCloud widgets).

• Building the site becomes a comedic exercise, with distractions and riffs about font choices, limos, pickles, widgets, and the concept of “slopping out.”

  "We're sort of an older generation... We need someone like Finn who knows what young people are up to these days."
  — Kyle (29:35)

  "What if it was a limousine school, like... teaching people how to drive limousines?"
  — Finn (37:22)

Website Sections Built On-Air (approximate timestamps)

• Header Naming Debates — [45:00–46:00]
• Choosing Themes/Colors (Pink vs Green) — [43:40–45:10]
• Selecting Images (limos, wolfman, etc.) — [53:40–55:00]
• Composing a Rap for the “About” section — [56:12–59:30]
• Embedding Fart/Hippo Videos & Discussing Widgets — [61:00–66:00]

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4. Offbeat Tangents & Comedic Moments

• Ratman: Extended riff about Kyle’s "friend" Ratman, an urban legend-type comedy figure from their past who is "a nice guy, just happens to be a rat." [02:02–05:45]
• Old Website Names: Good Neighbor Stuff confusion; the hosts joke their old comedy group’s website caused branding confusion for years. [23:32]
• Porn Sites: Gleefully admitting to discovering the world’s oddest corners of the web together, in non-sexual friendship. [27:04–28:04]
• "Slop Out": Running joke about “slopping out” that morphs from website UX talk into bodily humor and then a mock-rap. [57:56–59:20]
• Pickles & Limos: As possible visual motifs for the site.

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5. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Building the Website

"Let's get a list. Squarespace was like, 'We want to help you build a website,' and we’re like, hell yeah, that’s actually really, really cool..."
— Kyle (12:04)

“Maybe if we really work hard on this website, we could build a website that nobody has ever seen before.”
— Kyle (13:38)

On Generational Internet

“The Internet's just the great uniter—and divider.”
— Beck (26:40)

On Website Content

"I feel like we go us, microphone, limo, and then Thinker.”
— Beck (55:53)

Website Rap (written live)

"Our podcast is great, don't you know?
We do it with our producers who put on the show.
But don't forget, we love our guests,
And Beck Bennett, please don't make a mess.
I remember the time I first slopped out,
I did it without a paddle."
— Composed by the trio (56:12–60:18)

On Aging in Showbiz

“We’re starting to tap out.”
— Beck (44:18)

On the Oddities of Comedy

“Sometimes you just want to hold hands with your buddy while you see all the images because it can be kind of scary.”
— Beck (27:31)

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Episode Structure & Timestamps

• 00:49–04:40 — Opening banter, Ratman folklore, introductions
• 05:52–08:36 — Ad read and riffing on weird YouTube turkey leg commercials
• 08:50–14:59 — Early web nostalgia, the idea of “home base” on the internet
• 15:01–22:31 — Demographics and introduction of Finn Wolfhard
• 22:44–30:09 — Deep dive: Past websites and generational gap
• 30:19–41:45 — Finn arrives, memories of SNL, imposter syndrome, and work-life balance
• 41:54–48:03 — Live website building: themes, colors, fonts, images
• 53:41–62:44 — Widget drama, fart video selection, and comedic banter
• 62:44–67:50 — Final tweaks, inside jokes, affectionate sign-off banter
• Topic Recap & Close — [77:37–79:06]
• (Credits/Others skipped)

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Memorable Closing

• Finn plugs new music and the second part of the Stranger Things finale, in theaters and streaming [75:34–76:09]
• Good-natured teasing and sincere thanks from Beck and Kyle.
• The trio jokes about who will get guest list access to Finn’s shows—and about ridiculous vetting processes.
• Running joke about “slopping out” becomes shorthand for both creative goofiness and bodily disaster.

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Final Thoughts

The episode is emblematic of Beck and Kyle’s podcasting identity: a mix of absurdist comedic sensibility, deep Gen X/millennial nostalgia, off-the-cuff creativity, mutual support, and genuine curiosity about the younger generation. Finn Wolfhard’s presence brings energy, earnestness, and discordant youthful input into their ongoing identity crisis as podcasters. Their ultimate “website” is an on-brand monument to whimsy, inside jokes, and friendship.

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• On nostalgia & internet:
  "The website is where... it's like a home base." — Beck (11:32)

• On slopping out:
  "I remember the time I first slopped out." — Kyle (57:59)

• On Finn's creative drive:
  "My personality, I feel like, is just, like, go do a bunch of stuff." — Finn (33:17)

• On loving each other:
  "Dude, I feel nothing but love for you." — Finn (72:53)
  "I just think I'm in love with you, man." — Beck (73:39)

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode uniquely showcases the "What's Our Podcast?" spirit: earnest, absurd, and collaboratively silly. It has plenty of warmth, quick asides, extreme tangents, and genuine admiration for creativity — both from Beck and Kyle’s perspective, and Finn Wolfhard’s boundary-pushing, meme-loving worldview. Whether you’re a fan of their comedy, Finn's work, or Monty Python-esque group dynamics, it’s a joyfully meandering listen with a big heart.

Transcript

[A]

This is a Headgun podcast. Hey, everybody. Kyle here, back here. We have a very special episode today that's brought to you by Squarespace.

[B]

Yes. The only space as far as I'm concerned.

[A]

By the way, give me some Squarespace, man.

[B]

Okay, Square. You got your space. Just kidding. You're not a square. You're a round peg.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

And I love you, dude. You're. You're always shift. Shift.

[A]

He finally said it.

[B]

Well, it's Squarespace.

[A]

If you're one of our listeners. Gotta say this one's gon be a little easier on the eyes. So.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if you want to follow along, I'd. So go ahead and go to our YouTube. That's YouTube.com. what's our podcast?

[B]

Yes. You're going to see it there. You're going to see us there. Our podcast. Go check it out. Or you can listen and let us know what that experience is.

[A]

Okay, enough of the talking. Can we get to the. Can we get to the talking?

[B]

Okay, and here we go. What's our podcast? What's it going to be all about? Tell us. What's our podcast? What should we talk about with Beck and Kyle?

[A]

Yeah, yeah she came round again yeah, yeah from around the bench she's rolling.

[B]

Around Rolling around She's rolling around Rolling.

[A]

Around She might roll downtown she might roll round town she's rolling around she's.

[B]

Rolling around yeah, she's coming down from the bend she's rolling around really cool, man. That was a great way to start the episode.

[A]

Oh, we're finally seeing them live.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

Yeah. Yay. Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah. Is it like some Rockos?

[A]

They look so great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Can't believe the way they smell.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Fresh, Fresh dungy. Is that Ratman?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I thought if he was at the concert, too, that could be something. That would be sort of a fun little Easter egg for people.

[B]

Can you imagine having to perform a concert and there's rap man front center?

[A]

I can.

[B]

And he's, like, going to town on some cheese.

[A]

I can. I actually did run into him.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, at one of your shows?

[A]

At one of the concerts. He came to one of my shows, yeah.

[B]

Oh, did you talk to him afterwards or was he.

[A]

I did, briefly. Yeah. And he was cool. I was entertaining some family. My cousin was there, and it was sort of like, hey, Kevin, this is how you doing? Et cetera, like, showing him, like, kind of what the green room setup was like. Cause I got. I got snacks, I got drinks, all that stuff.

[B]

I bet he went down on the.

[A]

Snacks, and then Ratman came in, and I was like, oh, do you know Ratman? And Ratman was like, yeah. He's like, mind if I have to snatch?

[B]

I think it's so cool that you're, like, still hanging out with him and you let him come out.

[A]

He's somebody.

[B]

Here's how I. I would not want him at one of my shows.

[A]

I am a good friend, ultimately. And I also. I feel guilt. Like, it's like, I've known Ratman since I was. Since college. Yeah.

[B]

And you've come a long way, and you're not. Like, he hasn't really. He's still.

[A]

He obviously, like, had his own trajectory, like, which was sort of like when all of us were doing comedy together. He sort of got into living underneath trash. Living underneath the ground.

[B]

And, like, he was trying to hang out with me, but I was like, I'm friends with you because of Kyle. Like, we did not have a relationship, and Ratman's always coming around trying to eat my trash.

[A]

And then. And I do apologize because, like, he'll come to my parties. Like, I'll invite. That's wearing jeans. Denim don't taste too bad. And, yes, so I do want to apologize, but I feel bad. Like, he isn't. He does have a good heart. He.

[B]

Yes, he's just struggling.

[A]

He reaches out to me. He, like, supports me. Like, he listens to the podcast. He thinks you're amazing on the podcast.

[B]

Thank you, Rat Man.

[A]

He really likes Rochelle on the podcast.

[B]

Oh, what about producer?

[A]

He's not aware of everything you do, but I've mentioned. Are you aware of Anya? He's like, oh, yeah. I think she's really cool, too. We like her, too.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

So he is like. He's just annoying.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. He's, like, objectionably somebody you don't want around.

[A]

Right. He's Ratman.

[B]

He's Ratman.

[A]

But.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But we have a very special episode today. Of course, by the way, this is what's our podcast with me, Kyle Mooney.

[B]

And me, Beck Bennett.

[A]

The show where we typically have a guest come in and. And they get an idea for what our podcast should be about, which, by the way, I know you might not like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Should we potentially have Ratman on as a guest? It could be awkward.

[B]

I. But it could make for a great episode. I would love for Ratman to come on. Okay, Ratman, if you're listening, and we know you are listening, I think this is a special episode, but I'm sure He listens to all of them. Let's get in touch with Anya and see if we can find time for you to come on the podcast.

[D]

He doesn't even know who I am.

[A]

He is aware I mentioned he does.

[B]

Kyle. Just send him the contact. But yeah, Father Kyle, about getting on the podcast, he. Ratman is real. I know. Like, it sounds like a bit, but he is like a real guy who does have this affliction.

[A]

He's a nice guy. He just happens to.

[B]

To be a rat.

[A]

Like, move around, like, house to house, sort of chewing at cardboard and not on the floor of garages everywhere.

[B]

Like, it's just like, they just.

[A]

But he's funny. He's got good music. You must admit he has good music taste.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, if you're.

[A]

That's why he was. That's why he's like. That's why he'd be at a concert.

[B]

Right? Right. Well.

[A]

But, yeah, we have a very special episode. But before we get into it, let's go ahead and take a quick little ad break. Right, My man.

[B]

I need an ad break.

[C]

Mmm.

[A]

I need a bathroom break. Whoa.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. She's giving birth to the entire solar system.

[A]

Squarespace. This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Yeah.

[C]

Get.

[B]

Open up.

[A]

I'm like, going Squarespace crazy.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's amazing. That's good. Going Squarespace crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. That's like a new, new hot song on the. On the charts.

[B]

Squarespace is all in one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or scaling your business. Scaling a reptile. Squarespace gives you everything you need to calm. Claim your den name.

[A]

I'd like you to calm your domain because you are coming in awful hot today, buddy. Yeah. Claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand, and get paid all in one place. I love websites. I've told you this before.

[B]

You love to go on every single kind of website there is. You're always.

[A]

Www.what am I looking at now? Www.I'm looking at something else now, www.there's too many of these sites, and I love them all.

[B]

Dot com.

[A]

Dude, your website can help you do a million different things. Not just upload a portfolio. You can offer services, book appointments, sell merch or live show tickets and more. That's something we should think about selling live show tickets.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We should definitely do that on our website. We should. Got it. We got to book a venue first, though. And it's so easy. Squarespace makes it simple for everyone to create a clean. You don't want a dirty website. And professional. You don't want an unprofessional site in minutes.

[A]

Go to squarespace.com beckandkile for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code Beck and Kyle.

[B]

Yes, Sir.

[A]

To save 10% off your first purchase of a website, automate it, Kyle. Get it, Kyle. Do the Kyle. It's the weekend. It's the weekend. I got a website. It's the weekend.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Speaking of websites, remember that YouTube video we used to watch? It was like a commercial for a local county turkey leg, and I was like a dad. It was just advertised in the county fair, and it was like, you know, come to the Brownsville fair where there will be entertainment, games, and then as a dad, like, got a turkey leg.

[B]

I'm eating it.

[A]

Got a turkey leg.

[B]

Turkey leg.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You love the turkey leg. I don't really get the turkey leg obsession. It's kind of nasty.

[A]

Okay. Check out Squarespace.

[B]

What's been going up with you lately?

[A]

We actually watched the new school DuckTales this morning.

[B]

Oh, that's what I'm in.

[A]

I was just thinking. I was like, oh, shit, that's fucking Beck.

[B]

That's fucking beck. That's Launchpad McQuack. Yeah. Shout out to DuckTales and Disney and my family there.

[A]

My daughter is loving the theme song and everything there.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

So, hey, you know, you got a new. I guess you got a new fan.

[B]

Ah, that's great to hear. I'm sure she'll be into your shit someday, too, dude. Funny. Funny that you got going that you've been cooking up for a long time. Yeah. So.

[A]

So we're doing Squarespace.

[B]

So today is the square special day. It's Squarespace day. We get to make a website. Dude.

[A]

Well, we got. We got the podcast.

[B]

Right, Right.

[A]

Of course. We did Old School snl.

[B]

We did Old School snl.

[A]

Good neighbor.

[B]

We're trying to launch an Instagram by this. By the time this comes out, this will probably Instagram. Now we got to get a website to put. Consolidate all of our stuff to be like, this is us. We'll have all sorts of stuff on there. And we're. I'm. I don't want to. I don't want to go through it now because we don't know. We're going to build it together.

[A]

You guys. When you guys were born, you had the Internet, right?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They didn't have the Internet when they were born.

[D]

I mean, it was like, had just 89. It would have just kind of been like a series of tubes.

[B]

Because back in the day, there was only websites.

[C]

Zanga.

[B]

What?

[A]

Zanga. What is Zanga?

[B]

What's Zanga?

[C]

It was like live journal.

[B]

Ah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Rochelle, what were you live journaling about? Now she's.

[B]

Okay. Did you have a Zanga? Yeah.

[A]

The tables have turned.

[C]

No, Zanga's defunct now.

[B]

Oh, that's too bad. We could have put your Zanga on our website.

[A]

I remember. Yeah. I was always into old school.

[B]

You were always into old school.

[A]

I feel like I keep on using the phrase old school and I apologize.

[B]

Oh, no, just stuff from back in the day.

[A]

Yeah, I guess I actually say that every single episode.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When I first got online, I remember we had aol.

[B]

Oh, the dial up.

[A]

And I would. I was really into. There was like a kids only section, and I'd do that. And there was also trivia. NTN trivia. And I would do sports trivia.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then I got into, like, I started getting into hip hop, and I would go to hip hop websites. Like, old school, hip hop dot com, underground hip hop dot com.

[B]

I was going online to get episodes of Mr. Show.

[A]

Limewire.

[B]

Limewire. I think. Yeah, it was on Limewire. Like the. Yeah, but that is that.

[A]

Now we would call that a website. That's like a. Is that a program?

[B]

I don't know. I don't even.

[A]

It's like Napster or.

[B]

Yeah. Software.

[A]

Anyway, all of this say that websites serve such an important. Like, I feel like they're so good for promoting and for, like, getting the word out and telling stories.

[B]

Absolutely. Having a home base, like, you know, like, sure. You got your Instagram, your social media stuff that pumps out little alerts and you can go look at videos, but, you know, the website is where. It's like a home base.

[A]

I was.

[B]

I don't know if I said home base already, but it's like, you know, you gotta. It's a launch pad, like my character in DuckTales. It's like, if you need. If you need to find anything about us, it's gonna be there.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Tour dates, merch, social media.

[A]

That's why. Yes.

[B]

All sorts of stuff. That's the home base we also need.

[C]

So.

[A]

So we're thinking like, let's get a list. Squarespace was like, they're like, oh, we want to help you build a website. And we're like, oh, hell yeah. Like, that's like that's like, actually really, really cool because, like.

[B]

Cause like, nobody else is.

[A]

Give me one second.

[B]

Sorry, dude, I thought. I was just trying to. Give me one second, please. I know, I'm sorry, dude, it's been a really long week.

[A]

I know. Just gimme one second.

[B]

Okay. Sorry about that.

[A]

Oh, good.

[B]

I do apologize. And I didn't.

[A]

You don't need to apologize. All good. Just let me get this out, please.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Squarespace approached us and they're like, let's help build a website for your podcast because. What's our podcast? You know, what's our website? Oh, yeah, give me one sec.

[B]

I'm sorry, I was just. Just chiming in.

[A]

So anyway, we're gonna. So anyway, we're gonna. Along with Squarespace and maybe a special friend, we're gonna try to build a website.

[B]

Yeah. We're gonna have somebody help us. Somebody who's like in with the. The new stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cutting edge, as my mother likes to say.

[A]

Yes. And where does that come from? Why do you think it's the cutting edge?

[B]

I don't know. Because it's like the. It's like the sharpest part of the frontier. That's like the. That's the sharpest part of. You know, it's cutting through the. The future. And like the. It's like a sword that's carving out the way, you know. So I think that's what the cutting edge is.

[A]

Yeah, the cutting edge, it's on the. It's like the edge of.

[B]

It's like the edge of the knife. The first part of the night.

[A]

On the edge of what was old. And now, like, we're like exploring new territory. We're on the edge of something.

[B]

Uh huh, exactly.

[A]

Which I think maybe if, like we really work hard on this website, we could build a website that nobody has ever seen before.

[B]

Yeah, well, I would hope so. I hope we're not. Hope we're not building a website that somebody's seen before. That would be not good.

[A]

Well, if it's like spider verse.

[B]

Yeah, if it's the spider verse website and we're like, this is our website now or something. Right.

[A]

That we're thinking about. Not exactly spider verse. There's multiple verse universes. So I was thinking maybe there's a universe where somebody has built the website that. And they have already seen it.

[B]

Oh, that's definitely for sure. If you know about like time and travel and everything like that there's we. There's in another dimension. There's actually we because we are. Time is layered. Like that. So we've already created this website. We're just a little bit behind a different dimension in the universe because of the solar planet. The solar panels.

[A]

Because they installed solar panels.

[B]

They installed solar panels in the universe. So it's all. It's all because it's part of a rotation.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, no, no, I know. I actually, my friend. My friend Basley was telling me about it.

[B]

Basley? Oh, I thought Basley was hit by a truck.

[A]

And he did actually. He was hit by a truck. Brain splatter.

[B]

Brain splatter. And like a lot of shot out.

[A]

A lot of people miss him. But before that, he was telling me about what we were just talking about.

[B]

About the time and the universes and everything.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was really into that sort of thing.

[B]

It's like flat or whatever. It's like a piece of paper.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So, yeah.

[A]

I always love surfing the web.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And where did that come from? Has anyone ever asked that question?

[B]

Oh, my God, yes. Because there are surfing the webs. There's not waves. There's not. There's no water and waves in the web. It's just the Internet, you know, surfing the web, you might as well be like, you know, surfing.

[A]

You know, when I get a surf a box of Cheez, its right.

[B]

Spiders don't surf. You know, it's like spiders are crawl on the web. Crawling the web. You know what I mean? It should have been crawling the web.

[A]

Yeah, it should be crawling the Internet. Well, we got to build a great website.

[B]

Yeah, we're going to build a great website. We have a very special guest. Whoa Nelly.

[A]

And the thing is like, I feel like we know sort of older generational stuff. Do you know what I mean? Like, you and me come from 90s era. Remember Nickelodeon?

[B]

Yes, yes, remember. Salute your shorts.

[C]

Salute your shorts.

[B]

What would you do?

[A]

Remember Gak Gak?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Talk boy from Home Alone.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

We're sort of more 90s and 80s. Do you remember the 80s?

[B]

A little bit.

[A]

Sort of like Madonna.

[B]

Yeah. And Wall street and Paul Street Pulse.

[D]

You guys want to know where surfing the web came from?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

It was coined by librarian Gene armore Paulie in 1992 for an article titled Surfing the Internet. Seeking a metaphor for the fun, skill and randomness of navigating the early Internet.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Surfing the.

[A]

Where is she right now?

[D]

Yeah, I will find out.

[A]

Why don't you surf the web and find out?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, nice one, dude. I hope she got well. Thank you, Anya for that.

[A]

And I hope she got well compensated. Thank You, Anya, for finding those facts.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was counting both Anya and Rochelle to do incredible work. Not only do they help produce this show, but they also always tell us what we need to know.

[B]

They're a really good surf in the net, so.

[A]

And I'm. And I really want to know more about your Zanga. Rochelle, I feel like you're hiding.

[B]

Can you tell us one of your entries, the title of one of them? Do you remember?

[A]

Like, can I guess? Can I guess if I'm in the realm?

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Can I ask what year you graduated? High school or.

[B]

No?

[C]

2011.

[A]

Okay. So my. And you think you had your Zanga in what year?

[C]

2006-29.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. So my guess is, was one Zanga entry written about your love of My Chemical Romance?

[D]

How did you know that?

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Was it?

[C]

I had vlogs entirely dedicated to My Chemical Romance.

[B]

Wow. How did you know that? How did you know that? Did you know that she was into My Chemical Romance?

[A]

I didn't, but I know Rachelle a little bit. We're new friends. Is that fair to say?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I did the math of what you told me, the groupings of years and kind of like, oh, middle school, high school, age, what a person might be into. And I remember I was thinking about what I was doing in college and after college, around that time, and I thought, Rachelle might have been into my comic romance.

[D]

You should be, like, a social anthropologist.

[B]

I think he is.

[D]

That's really good.

[A]

Well, my father studied anthropology, so maybe it.

[B]

Yeah. And you're all. You're into culture of all stuff from back in the day and new school.

[A]

I do, like, old school and stuff.

[B]

Yeah. So it's kind of like the history of it and, like. Yeah.

[A]

Which brings us to what we were trying to get to. And I'm sorry it took me a while to get there.

[B]

No, it's okay, dude. I just love watching you do your thing. I'm.

[A]

I mean, I was. I was happy that happened and. Because it could have gone anywhere.

[B]

Yeah. But you just.

[A]

Because I was like. Because you know what my other guess would have been, which I think would have been too, like, kind of tropey or cliched or, like, kind of off the mark and, like, I didn't know what your. I was. I was sort of guessing your age or, like, when you were at the computer. It's like the opposite of that. Like, my comic romance feels like sort of like, you know, punky and alternative and, like, oh, Rochelle's kind of cool. The other version is like, oh, it's like a Hannah Montana thing. You know what I mean?

[C]

My Chemical man was my entire personality, genuinely.

[A]

Do you like that song that goes like.

[B]

It's not ringing a bell.

[A]

Now? That's marching. Marching music, right? Are they. Are they dressed up like toy soldiers in that music video?

[B]

My Chemical Romance Parade?

[A]

Yes. I love that song.

[B]

Wow, look at these guys.

[A]

You know, it's like you. You would like this song and this music video a lot back. You really would.

[B]

What is it called?

[C]

Welcome to the Black Parade.

[B]

Welcome to the Black Parade. I gotta check this out.

[A]

And they. And it's. He's the band they're dressed up in. They're like kind of like a. I would say like a. Like a Tim burton version of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Cold Band.

[C]

Yeah, right on the money.

[A]

No, this. This might have to be bleeped out. I don't know that we'll be able to use any of those.

[B]

It's very dramatic. I know.

[A]

It's like these guys saw the big Fish movie or something like that.

[B]

This guy saw the Big Fish or something like that.

[A]

Okay, turn. Turn the music off and we can.

[B]

These guys are rocking. Dude, that was awesome. I think it was. I think. I. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I saw Leonardo DiCaprio's really good buddy sitting in. Laying in the. Laying in the bed from Entourage. No, no, the guy who's part of the posse.

[A]

He was in the posse.

[B]

He was. Oh, yeah, he was. But, like, his guy who's, like, still.

[C]

He was the guy in this. In this. In the gurney.

[B]

Yeah, in the gurney. Lucas Googie.

[A]

We're sort of an older generation. We also have some. Some folks from the younger generation. And, Anya, can I ask what year you graduated?

[C]

High school, 2000.

[A]

Okay, so that's when we graduated college.

[B]

Yeah. Four years.

[D]

So it's like four years, like, right. I'm right between y' all and now.

[A]

Now my question is, were you. Would you. This is a big swing that could. That. This might. This might actually, like, hurt me with the fact that I was right about Relle.

[C]

Right.

[A]

But I'm going to take it.

[D]

Please.

[A]

And, like, maybe this is too easy of a guess. Maybe I'm not even taking a swing. Were you into what would now be referred to as indie sleaze?

[D]

You want to know what my job was in freshman year of college? Can you guess?

[B]

Not Hot Topic. That's not indie sleaze. That's.

[D]

You're going to get it.

[A]

No. Well, now I'm nervous.

[C]

No.

[D]

You're going to get it.

[B]

Is it American Apparel?

[D]

You should do. You should be writing a book, and you shouldn't be here.

[B]

You shouldn't be here, man. You shouldn't be, like, go do your thing, dude. Like, we've been having fun, but, like, this is like, clearly we're like, you got to go write a book about those guys.

[D]

About us guys?

[B]

Yeah, about these two.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

We were listening to, like, the Strokes and TV on the radio.

[A]

That's what I was gonna see.

[B]

I'm sorry, Kyle, you've been hitting home run.

[A]

I mean, like, the Strokes would have been the first band. I would have said, I would, like.

[D]

Cut class to go stand in line to buy tickets to see them.

[A]

All this to say we're of a specific generation. And I think squarespace, like the idea. And we like the idea.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[A]

I mean, like, bringing on somebody younger who kind of has a different reach than us because, like, who do you. Do you know that we have, like, we have, I think, a kind of our own specific demographic.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

Which is like. Well, do you know what the numbers are, Rochelle?

[C]

I think demographics.

[A]

We're mostly men.

[B]

Like, I think we're 60, 65 men. Mainly between, I think, 20 and 35 or 40.

[A]

And our. Our. Our guess probably, like, is like, has everybody younger than us, like, men, women, however you identify. I think he's, like, one of the most.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Popular humans alive.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Can we say his name? Maybe we wait until he pops up.

[A]

Well, do we have we said enough about how cool websites are?

[B]

I don't know. I mean, I will say the Internet was a big part of our coming up and putting comedy out there on YouTube.

[A]

Goodneighborstuff.com. i think somebody took it over.

[B]

I think it's like, oh, really?

[A]

Doctor's website now or something.

[B]

So we used to have a website for our comedy group, and it was. Was it. We couldn't get goodneighbor.com, which is the name of our group, but we got goodneighborstuff.com, which we thought was like, yeah, this is where we have our stuff, but everybody thought our name was Good Neighbor stuff. I was on Brian and Nick's podcast yesterday, and Nick, who's probably one of our oldest fans, was like, love good neighbor stuff.

[A]

He didn't know our name.

[B]

No. He was like, yeah, I guess I realized your name was Good Neighbor. But everybody says good neighbor stuff, and it's kind of like, I'm calling you guys good neighbor stuff now. I mean, like we are of a time of websites specifically, like in college, it wasn't social media. It was Ebaum's world or like other weird websites like that had goofy stuff on it. And like, you are also very much a sort of an archivist, a troll. Not a troll, Internet troll.

[A]

Like a kind of comment, like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you like. You like, find people who are vulnerable and you just attack them. No, but you. You have scoured the Internet, I think, and found really interesting things on the Internet, so. And you have made it such a.

[A]

Beautiful place and such a scary, scary place.

[B]

It used to be a more beautiful place, I think. Yeah, I think we all know that. I think like, when we came, that was the cutest. It was like such a fun, weird. It was like silly.

[A]

I think when you're in high school and college, the Internet is so fun because it's like. Because I. Because I grew. I. I feel corny talking about this.

[B]

Stuff, but, like, you can. You. You gotta be you, man. Okay, don't. Don't think about the.

[A]

I'm sure I've said versions of this. Okay? I am a nostalgic person. And when I grew up in the 90s and 2000s, I was into the stuff my older brothers were into, which was Transformers and he man and stuff like that. Cartoons that I got to see the very tail end of. And I had their action figures handed down to me. But then finding information about them after the fact was very difficult, you know what I mean? Because they were done. And once something wasn't on TV anymore, you didn't get a chance to revisit. You could sometimes rent VHS tapes from, you know, your video store from Blockbuster or whatever or, you know, I found. I ended up finding a shop in San Diego that sell sold collectibles and so I could buy like old Star wars figures or Thundercats figures or whatever. But then when the Internet came out, all of a sudden it's like, oh, I could watch like the Transformers opening theme, like from after the Transformers movie when Optimus prime died. And it's like, it's like a full. They like rewrote the song. It's a full new intro and the characters look different. Anything that I like. And then when I got into, like, I started was really into old school hip hop and underground hip hop. I could like find video and audio and like other people who are interested in this thing and that never exist. I had never. Without the Internet, I wouldn't be able to find all of these things and discover all these things and find out that Other people. We're into it.

[B]

Yeah, I think you freaking. My thoughts exactly. Dude, I wasn't listening to a thing you just said.

[A]

What is that? If you go to farts.com, what is there.

[B]

Yeah, no, I think that's really interesting, Kyle. Farts.com is like. I wonder what that is. Yeah, you're right. The Internet's the great uniter and divider.

[A]

Now I gotta ask.

[B]

But not on squarespace. Squarespace is only cool websites.

[A]

Squarespace helps you make amazing websites, and we're gonna try to one today.

[B]

Like a home base or something like that.

[A]

I got to ask. I got to ask you something back. And, like, if you want to cut this, you can.

[B]

Hey, lay it on me.

[A]

How many times have you looked at pornography websites?

[B]

Millions. In the millions. What about you?

[A]

I still haven't.

[B]

You still haven't checked it out. I feel like.

[A]

I feel like I'm looking at one right now. I feel like you and I have.

[B]

Have, you know, have gone on together.

[A]

What? Don't. You didn't hear that, folks? Or you didn't see that?

[B]

No, I mean, it's not a sexual thing. It's just, like, for fun.

[A]

We're not talking about.

[B]

Just to see what's out there. Sometimes you just want to hold hands with your buddy while you see all the images because it can be kind of scary. It's like. I didn't know people do that. And, like, when you're watching with a friend, don't bring this up.

[A]

We've only done. We've done this nine times, and it was truly. It's been over. We. We did it once back in the day.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We did it a few times in our 20s. We did it only twice at SNL, I think.

[B]

Right. And then a couple times at your place. We've been doing it recently as dads. Yeah. Different parts.

[A]

But it's not. It's not a sexual thing. No, this is truly just to, like, sort of, like, mess around. Like, look at what. How people are performing these days and what they're talking about and what. The stories that they're telling. There's nothing sexual about it.

[B]

Yeah. Because let's not forget, it's. It's not. It is a performance.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's actually kind of a scary place. I learned some.

[A]

Well, I learned some.

[B]

I learned some rough stuff.

[A]

We're gonna make a website today. It's not really promoting what's our podcast, and we have such an incredible guest. Did we ever find out what farts.com is, by the way?

[C]

Yes, we can.

[A]

Maybe.

[C]

Well, there's a video of a man.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't watch.

[A]

Can you go ahead and I was.

[B]

Gonna say there's probably a video of a man doing something, but the Internet is so massive. Massive. We need a home base. We need a place for people to.

[A]

We need a home page.

[B]

A home page to get all things. What's our podcast?

[A]

We need a website.

[B]

Yes, we do.

[A]

And fortunately, the good folks at Squarespace approach us and they're like, hey, we'll help you out. And we're like, yeah, us. Like, we're just like. We just started a podcast. Like, not even.

[B]

We're not. We're not even full.

[A]

That many people know us yet. Yeah, we don't even know what our podcast is.

[B]

The best podcast of the year.

[A]

Not even nominated for anything yet.

[B]

Yeah, we haven't. We haven't even gotten anything or Oscars or anything like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You want to give. You want to help us make a website?

[A]

SNL was nominated for Emmys, but not us. We've never been nominated for anything like that.

[B]

So. It was so amazing to be nominated by Squarespace to like, to be. To do a. Work with them. Yeah, to work with them. And they were like, but you're not enough. Not just the two of you.

[A]

Well, the thing is, is that we're old, Beck.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I got corns on my feet, and I've.

[B]

And I've got pickles on my knees.

[A]

I just got hungry all of a sudden.

[B]

Yum, yum, yum.

[A]

But we need somebody cool, young, talented, and who knows really what the Internet and young people to these days.

[B]

Yes. I feel like we should call Finn Wolfhard.

[A]

Yes. He's a talented actor, musician, director, and does. And does a lot of stuff.

[B]

And it's gonna be wolf easy making a website.

[A]

Wolf Easy.

[B]

Yeah. It's not going to be wolf hard making this website with Finn.

[A]

That shit's incredible. You didn't tell me you're gonna say that.

[B]

Yeah, well, I just kind of came up with it, you know, it kind of reminded me of. What did you say? You beef later?

[A]

None.

[B]

You okay?

[A]

I'm okay.

[B]

All right, well, he's not here with us right now.

[A]

Let's get him.

[B]

Let's get him. Come over here. Sit next to me.

[A]

All right, I'm coming to you.

[B]

Come to me and I'll bring up my other mic over here. And we're gonna pull up this computer and we're gonna join him on the. On the Internet and build our web space, our website.

[A]

Let's see. Let's be in the cyberspace being sucked in. You've been sucked out, too.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Can you believe it?

[B]

No, I can't believe it, actually. I don't believe anything that's happening. I feel like we're in, like. Like a fake space, Like AI or something.

[A]

Like, what do they call that? The. It's a. It's. It's a. It's not a. It's not a real world. What do they call.

[B]

It's a something or a fake world? Yeah, it's kind of like a simulation.

[C]

Like a simulation. Fake world.

[A]

Simulation. Simulation, yeah. What is this?

[B]

A simulation?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I am a simulation. I was made by Headgum to be a.

[A]

By the Duffer Brothers as the Duffer Brothers.

[B]

The Duffer Brothers.

[A]

We're here with the Finn Wolfhard. This is such, such a pleasure. I've gotten to meet you a handful of times, Finn, and I think you're very cool.

[C]

Dude. You're.

[B]

I agree. I think you're very cool. I love your music, love your acting. I haven't seen your directing. Oh, you're a very creative, sweet, interesting dude that engages in the world around him in a really fun way. So it's great to have you here.

[A]

Can I say this?

[B]

Help us build our website.

[A]

I was thinking we were. I'm so psyched when we found out that you would be willing to hang out with us and help us. By the way, we're going to build a website for a podcast. I don't know if you're aware because you're an expert.

[C]

I'm very aware.

[A]

We're using. And we're going to use Squarespace.

[B]

It's the easiest one to use.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And the best.

[A]

But I was gonna. But I was gonna say when I was thinking about the fact that we were gonna be hanging out with you, like, I'm like, you to me. Like, I think I feel like. And. And I'm projecting this, and I'm sure you're gonna say that you feel differently, but, like, I feel like you're living the dream. I mean, like, you get to. You make music, you tour with it, you make movies. You have incredible acting gigs and work that you get to take on. It just seems like you get to explore all these fun things and you're doing. You're excelling at it, and I'm so happy for you. And. And I guess I'm just like, do you feel that? Do you feel like, oh, yeah, this is cool. I'm getting to do what I. What I love.

[C]

Definitely. I feel like I. I definitely am not a person that, like, wakes up and is, like, living the dream, but.

[B]

Because it's a lot of work, too, like.

[C]

Yeah, but. No, but I'm definitely, like, I. I'm, like, very grateful for everything. And also, I think it's like, I just. My personality, I feel like, is just, like, go do a bunch of stuff.

[A]

You have to make stuff.

[C]

Yeah. You have to. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's, like, hard to relax, I'm sure. Also.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

For you guys, also, when you did it, snl, that was a hard. Probably you didn't relax for, like, 10 years.

[B]

Yeah, no. And it was. It was typically motivated by fear. I feel like I also.

[C]

Unfortunately.

[B]

Which I've tried to change.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I got. I guess my only hobby was drinking, to be totally honest.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I remember. Wait, I remember. I remember when I. I saw you, Kyle, this is like, after Beck had left, I think.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I, like, went to snl and we met afterwards, and it was like this moment where, like, we. I think you. You were gonna give us. It was really sweet. Kyle had a car to go home after. After snl, and you guys had had, like, a tradition of doing, like, a. Like a stretch limo.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. To a white limousine.

[C]

Yeah, A white limousine to, you know, the. The after party.

[A]

The venue. Yeah.

[C]

You were just going home. So it was really funny because when we walked out, you were like, oh, like. Like, you know, here's the. Here's the car. And I thought you were doing a bit and you were completely serious. You're like, yeah, this is. This is the car. And it was like, this moment where, like, all of your friends, like, your OG friends had left, and you were kind of like. It was like the last few months where you were there, like, a stint on your own, and it was just like, me and you and my, like, ex girlfriend at, like, my girlfriend at the. Of us in, like, the back of this, like, limousine, like, just, like, sitting there and, like, you cracked open a beer and you're like, so, what's up? Like, it was just such a.

[A]

Such funny. That.

[B]

That is tight.

[A]

That is the best. That's, like, the best part of the whole thing. I feel like those moments. That limo ride, like, to the party or. Yeah, some. By the end, I was just like, I just got to go home, man. I'm going to hang with my wife and go to bed or whatever. But, like, yeah, getting to crack open a Bud Light or a Keystone Light or something like that, and, like, okay, we're done. We're chilling. That was so rad.

[C]

That driver was really nice.

[A]

Yukes.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, buddy. How you doing? Yeah, that's. It's like some old. That's some old school Hollywood right there. Getting in the big limousine afterwards, just being like, yeah, my friends have left.

[A]

It was like there was.

[C]

Yeah, there was like two. Like, it was like, yeah, my friend.

[B]

You know, all my friends are gone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm tired.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

I gotta go home.

[A]

I still, you know, but I. But it is true, though, that, like, after the. The show is so, like, consuming and we got to start building our website here.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Let's build the web and we can still talk. I'm press. Get started here. A website makes it real. Okay. I was going to say search for your site topic. Okay, so we're. This is a go ahead.

[C]

Well, can it be whatever we want?

[A]

Absolutely. I mean, like, have you heard our podcast before? It's okay if you haven't.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, no, I have. Yeah, I just heard the. I just heard the Tim Heidecker one.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

Yeah, you guys. You guys really got him at the end where Beck, you just go like, whatever happened to Josh?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Retrospect. I mean, he brought it. He put it on us. Really?

[C]

Really.

[A]

Everybody, Tim Heidecker's a bully. No, I love him.

[C]

I loved him. Tim's the best. It was just really funny bringing up Jack.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever happened to Josh, though. That was a great idea.

[A]

Okay, popular topics. Photography, design, education, consulting, art, health, marketing, technology, construction and mainten. Finance, apparel, music, real estate and properties, Beauty, Travel, weddings. Any of that feel right for us?

[B]

Yeah. What do you think?

[C]

Weddings is fine. I was gonna say limousine company.

[A]

Oh, wow. So that would be.

[C]

That would be art.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know what that would be, Trav. Travel.

[C]

Travel. Traveling.

[A]

Maybe travel is like what a limousine would be.

[C]

I guess. Yeah.

[B]

Or.

[C]

I mean, design.

[B]

Design.

[A]

We're in the process of designing and like, we design. We design our episodes with our guests.

[C]

Right? Yeah, yeah, we sort of design. What if it was a. What if it was like a limousine school, like, teaching people how to drive limousines.

[A]

Okay, so you think the website about our podcast for our podcast should be a limousine school?

[C]

Wait, so it has to be a podcast website?

[B]

We're. Yeah, we're.

[A]

Yeah, your podcast we're making this website really will exist.

[B]

Yeah, we're actually building this website. This is real.

[C]

God damn it. All right.

[B]

Yeah. But we can still have fun with it.

[A]

We can do the limos. It could be limousine themed. We can do that. We could definitely do that. We just need. We'll have to, like, pull some images.

[B]

Why don't we.

[C]

Let's go design probably then.

[A]

Right? Okay. Design.

[B]

Okay, great.

[A]

Oh, shit. I hit education. Wait, no, you got design. No, you're good.

[B]

You're good. You're good. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. What are we doing here?

[A]

What do you do with your website? Collect donations. Showcase work. Okay, well, that. I feel bad about that. I don't want to.

[B]

No, no, you can't do that. You can't do that. Yeah, we can't do that.

[A]

Showcase work. Expertise. That is sort of what we're trying to do.

[B]

Is there a ride limousine type voices Sell limousine rides. Promote.

[A]

Promote A physical business would be. Okay, Maybe we'll have a. We'll have a limo component for sure.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, there should be, like, a limo something, like, on the cookie cache, you know, your cache.

[B]

Like a little. I keep saying widgets. I don't know if widgets are a real word, but like a little book of limousine sort of thing in the corner.

[A]

Are you okay? Can you. Can you see my tab changing?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay, hang on. Am I spelling? Is there a U in there?

[B]

I think so.

[A]

Limousine clip art.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

I mean, that one's already pretty good.

[C]

Yeah, it's pretty good. I would just do that one. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I feel like it should be white dog.

[A]

No, but you think it should be white.

[B]

Well, it was a white limousine, right?

[C]

Just me and Kyle in the back of a. This one of a limo drinking Modelo.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, this was kind of like. This is kind of like, kind of cars.

[B]

Well, I don't know if we can do that, though, because that might be. It might be in copywritten. Yeah. Disney.

[A]

Okay, well.

[D]

Go to what, unsplash.com.

[A]

Unsplash.

[B]

We're not gonna fall for that again, okay? It's the last time you get us on unsplash.com, dude.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And we look up limousines, Eatspin dot com.

[B]

What'd you meet? Spin.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

There's a.

[A]

That's a pretty good white limo right there.

[B]

That's beautiful.

[A]

Okay, download. Should I hit download free?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Besides riding in the limousine with Kyle, you know, throughout your experience in Hollywood, we'll say, has there been a moment like. Like that where it's like, whoa, this is crazy. This is like what you hear about in movies, and this is happening to me. Can you. Can you remember, like, one of those early moments where you're like, oh, my God, this is so crazy?

[C]

I definitely. It's Weird because so much of it was when I was next 12.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. So can't really.

[C]

No, no. But it was like, it was amazing. And just as crazy to look at it now in the rear view. I got to. I mean, I met Obama.

[B]

Really?

[A]

That is. And he was the president, right?

[C]

He was the President. Of the United States.

[B]

Of the United States. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

I don't know if you remember that.

[A]

But how does as now as a person, what does that mean for you as a Canadian?

[B]

As a 12 year old Canadian.

[C]

Right. As a 12 year old Canadian.

[A]

By the way, I'm gonna. I'm click on. Choose a template. We're gonna find a template we like for our.

[C]

Yeah, okay, cool. You know, guys, I just like, I don't really get political.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I just don't really. I. I just, you know, I keep things loose.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So you didn't like meeting Obama.

[C]

No, I didn't like meeting Obama. He was. Elaine. No, it was, it was. That was incredible. Like, that is truly the most like.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

We really had. Having a moment that was like. Yeah, we're like invite. They were like, yeah, it was nuts. We got to like go to the White House.

[A]

That was the whole. That was. That was you and the Stranger Things crew.

[C]

Yeah, it was really special. And he was very like, very, very kind and really had like a great sense of humor and.

[A]

Yeah, he seemed so awesome. I'm gonna. I wanna ask you a question and then also if you guys can at the same time look at our templates and let me know what you think.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

My question is. Okay, and you gotta forgive me because you said that you're going through. You've been doing promo for Stranger Things. Yes, a lot of it. And like it's so. It would be so easy for me to ask or Becker to ask. Like, you ask whatever you want. Standard or like, like cliched questions that you're asked all the time. Like, here's a question I think you're probably asked all the time. When did you start Stranger Things?

[C]

2015.

[A]

When I was like, it's been a decade.

[C]

Yeah, a decade.

[A]

And so like it's like going to like high school and college with these people or something like that.

[C]

Yes, it is like the most tight knit, like family of people. So definitely was very like emotional to leave. Oh, I like this Gary Gators thing.

[A]

Where's that one.

[B]

Rex?

[C]

I mean, that's its own. Okay, well, that's like. Is that like a.

[A]

Is this sort of like rockabilly?

[C]

Yeah, it's kind of Rockabilly vibe, But it is also. Is that like a. There's multiple photos there. It's like.

[B]

I mean, like, this kind of looks like limousines, but I.

[A]

Here's my. Yeah. I think that. I think we should go simple and then throw a bunch of.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Limousine images.

[C]

I agree.

[A]

Stuff.

[C]

I agree.

[B]

I don't know what's. What was this one down here? Go down. I mean, this. Or we could even. What was the one below? That was kind of cool. We could put a photo there.

[A]

I don't know this one. I mean, this is so simple, but it is good. Okay. I mean, is that too simple? Finn, what do you think?

[C]

I think that that is, like, the perfect amount of also, you know, it's kind of like I'm gramma by looking at it. You know, Just.

[A]

I'm like, there's something like, sort of. We can go meditative and calm.

[C]

Yeah, there's something meditative about it.

[B]

Yeah. I like that pink background, too. But let's. Let's pick a color.

[A]

Yeah, we could choose different colors here.

[C]

Let's do.

[A]

If you say stop. If you guys see anything you like.

[B]

I like pink the most. But.

[C]

Do you like pink? Dude, that's like girls. It's like, what girls like.

[B]

No, I was messing, dude. I was joking. I know. I was like, imagine if I was a girl.

[A]

Guys, guys, guys. That's not cool anymore.

[C]

Oh, what? For real?

[A]

No, no, no. Everybody.

[B]

No, dude, no, no. Finn's younger than us. He knows what's cool.

[C]

It's cool to like, Dude, I'm tapped in. I can say whatever I want now.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That you are so fortunate, by the way, that you're so tapped in.

[B]

Yeah, we are.

[A]

We're.

[B]

We're starting to tap out.

[C]

Yeah, I'm tapping and I'm tapping in.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I'm about to tap the keg.

[B]

You got it. Oh, dude. Just.

[C]

Just more.

[A]

We vape alcohol. We know.

[B]

Yeah, you vape alcohol.

[A]

Just. Yeah.

[B]

Texas. New stuff.

[C]

I like the pink, too.

[B]

Yeah, the pink is cool. Is that, like. Is that that color? I feel like. Had a moment three, four, five years ago.

[C]

Yeah. Met Obama. Had a moment. Met Obama in 2015.

[B]

Had a moment in. Met Obama. All right, let's go with it. Or there's that green. Honestly, the green is kind of brat, but that one.

[A]

No, that's not.

[C]

Dude, we're having such a brat winter. Right?

[A]

We're having such a brat website design.

[B]

I feel like we're having a brat website design session. For sure. I. I do like the green or the pink.

[A]

Is this the green that you're referring to?

[B]

I guess it's yellow.

[A]

Finn, you're. You're. You're the tiebreaker between the two.

[C]

I would say pink.

[B]

Great. Let's go on pink. Yeah, that's calming.

[C]

We're starting with this.

[A]

Okay. Setting things up.

[B]

And the square is rotating, twirling, and the circle.

[A]

Are you writing music currently?

[C]

I. Yeah, I am.

[B]

I. I gotta say, I love your single on the new album.

[C]

Oh, thanks, man.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It felt very reminiscent of a lot of the music we grew up with. I feel like Kyle mentioned the Pixies.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

I'm not sure what your influence is, though.

[C]

That's definitely one of them. Yeah, no, I've been. I've been writing music for a while, but then I'm writing the new record. Been writing the new record. Record for the last. I don't know, since the last one, I guess.

[B]

Yeah. And is. Is this. Is this record the first one you've done solo?

[C]

Yeah, I. I had, like. I'm. I've collaborated with the same guy who. Who I grew up with, named Malcolm Craig, and then he, like, went to art school then. Oh, we're done.

[B]

Okay. And that's it.

[A]

I didn't have to personalize our header while you were talking.

[B]

No, no. We could have a Brian category where we're just like. Like, making pickles or something. I don't know. It's just a thought. It was just a thought.

[C]

No, I'm with Beck here. Kyle.

[A]

A. A brine category.

[C]

Yeah, I'm mostly with. With Beck here.

[B]

Yeah, mostly with Beck here. On the pickling stuff.

[C]

On the pickle.

[A]

Sorry, I feel like I. Yeah, we'll do the pickle. Whatever you guys want. Sounds stupid.

[B]

Dude. Biting into a pickle.

[A]

I'm. Is it the pickles or the limousines or is it a combo?

[B]

I think. I don't. I don't know why we would limit ourselves.

[C]

Pickle Limousines.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that in the. Should I put that in the title or.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. I think just. What's our podcast?

[C]

What's our podcast? Oh, by the way, you were talking.

[A]

About your friend, though. I want to make sure he gets.

[C]

Oh, my friend is. He's going to, like, art school, but he has a solo record coming out, so both of us. I mean, we still make music together, but we kind of are both also seeing, like, making records on our own as well, but still very close. Oh, that's good.

[B]

What about with Beck and Kyle? I think that's kind of more classic.

[A]

Okay. Yep. Give me one second.

[C]

Well, Kyle doesn't have a last name.

[B]

Yeah, Kyle's Kyle's last name.

[A]

Well, I put a little. For those of you who aren't watching or listening, there's a little. I put the emoticon. It's a colon and a capital P. It's like a little tongue sticking out.

[C]

It's like a tongue. It's like an OG tongue.

[B]

Really creative.

[A]

Okay. I think there must be a way to.

[B]

I think we should put a question mark change.

[A]

Oh, after. What's our podcast. Yeah, it's a good call.

[C]

I. I think this is it, dude. Oh, wait.

[A]

Okay. Drop shadow.

[C]

You gotta put a drop shadow on that. On that.

[B]

Yeah, dude, trust. Trust Finn.

[C]

Yo, trust me. When you put in the drop photo.

[A]

This is just. I think it's that bar.

[B]

Oh, it's just a bar. Yeah. Go. Yeah.

[C]

Infinite blur and infinite distance.

[A]

Wait, what? And what does the color do here? What happens here?

[B]

What's going on with that, dude?

[C]

Now, do we want this to look.

[B]

Ooh, that's kind of nice.

[C]

Really good. Or do we want it to look just like.

[A]

I think it should be representative of us, whether that's good or bad. Oh, no, I'm, like, kind of funky.

[B]

That's fun. That looks dope.

[C]

A gradient. This is the funniest thing to listen to if someone listened to this episode. And it's just the whole thing is us being like, no, no, not that photo. No, that photo.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, no. Oh, that one looks amazing.

[C]

Honestly, the poke bowl one is probably my fav. Guys.

[A]

All you have to do is hit the paintbrush, by the way.

[B]

All you have to do. So, yeah, for those listening, all you have to do is hit the little paintbrush in the top right hand corner. You can have any text you want.

[A]

All font packs.

[C]

Do you think they have Comic Sans?

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

Oh, that's a little silly. I don't know if they have. That's kind of. That's not bad.

[C]

That's kind of offensive that you would even.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What is offensive, Kyle?

[B]

You can't say that anymore.

[A]

What did I say?

[C]

You said you can't. You said something about how something bad about the. The comic stands or something.

[B]

Yeah, I said it's silly.

[C]

Yeah, that. That is the word.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. You can't say silly.

[A]

Silly is offensive.

[B]

Oh, he keeps doubling down, dude.

[A]

It's like.

[C]

It's like, you know, shovel. You have a shovel and a dirt, and you just keep going.

[A]

If you. If your ass keeps coming after Me, dude, this is over.

[C]

Our relationship, the squares.

[A]

I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, and I'm not gonna put the limousine image on there.

[C]

Move on then.

[B]

Dude, I. Me and Finn are on the same page.

[A]

Okay? It's. Comic Sans is not silly. I take it back.

[B]

Thank you back. Yeah. What's up? What's up?

[C]

Dude can hear me.

[B]

No, not at all. You're whispering into my ear. Okay.

[A]

Dun, dun, dun. Just looking at my old fonts right now.

[B]

Through a lot recently. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Personally, it seems. Personally, I like these fonts.

[B]

Things are not going well.

[A]

Checking out these fonts with his wife. Right?

[B]

Yeah. Because Kyle has been not using the bathroom at their house. He's been using the floor. So just kind of like, give him a break. Okay.

[C]

He's been using in the neighbor's yard.

[B]

Yes, the neighbor's yard.

[A]

And the neighbor's checking out my fonts.

[B]

And he's just been going all over.

[A]

So easy, checking out my fonts.

[B]

All right, let's go back.

[C]

So, Kyle, your glasses are so nice.

[A]

Oh, man. Dude, Finn is the man.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You're the best.

[A]

Makes me think about some of the problems I've been having. Shitting at my home.

[C]

Shitting on the floor. This podcast is. This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Do you like any of these? Fenner back.

[B]

Yeah, I like them all. They're all perfect. Oh, I like this second to last one.

[A]

This one?

[C]

Yeah, that one's classic.

[B]

That's classic.

[A]

Really? Okay.

[B]

All right, now just go with one you wanted.

[A]

Sorry, I'd take it back.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Maybe go a little bigger. What happens if we.

[B]

Yeah, no, I kind of want more block letters, I think so.

[A]

You don't want.

[B]

Yeah, I don't want this. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back either. I think one of these. These, this, maybe that. Let's see what that looks like.

[C]

Bowl.

[A]

That's. That's cute.

[B]

That's cute.

[C]

Yeah, I like that. That's good. That's like a bigger Pinterest. This is like a Pinterest sort of like headings. What is this? Like, what's it called? That's perfect.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

Oh, that. Like that spacing a little bit.

[C]

I like a spread. I like it spread out.

[B]

I like it spread out. Oh, yeah.

[A]

There's something kind of interesting about, like. Kind of like messing with the size.

[C]

Yeah. It looks like we made it unbelievably small so that people have to use, like, magnifying.

[A]

Magnifying glass. Yeah, I do like that.

[B]

Yeah, we can put a Little photo of a mag. We actually do, I think, have a photo of scientists looking into a microscope.

[C]

Oh, you just had that?

[B]

Yeah, we have that. Because, you know, the.

[A]

I. Yeah, we gotta.

[B]

We talked to our producers. We were like, let's get some. Let's get some photos of stock photos. What's our podcast? So it's like some scientists, some mathematicians, some great thinkers, like, trying to figure out the greater problems of our universe.

[C]

But who do you think your favorite great thinker is?

[B]

It's got to be Socrates.

[C]

Socrates?

[B]

Yeah. Socrates is like. He's a circuit. The stuff that he thought about, like, to be or not to be and all that.

[C]

That stuff like, that's like, literally one of the smartest things I've ever fucking heard.

[B]

I know, dude. He was, like, always thinking it was his job. I'm quoting More than Nature.

[A]

That's our podcast, our show, and some of our favorite guests.

[C]

That's good.

[A]

Favorite guests, like Finn.

[B]

This is perfect.

[A]

We don't need this stuff, do we?

[B]

What is that?

[C]

That's kind of like an old hex. Lorem Ipsum. I always think the Lorem Ipsum was like, some kind of spell.

[A]

Our show. And some of our favorite cast, like Finn. That's pretty good. That's not good.

[B]

Yeah. And so we do want to get.

[A]

Rid of these photo. I think we want to put in some of our own photos here, though.

[B]

Okay. Yes.

[A]

Let's get rid of these photos. Right?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So you think I can just delete these or remove, Remove, remove.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Okay, we don't want any of these in here.

[B]

Trash it. Yeah, trash that. Remove it. Okay, so now we're totally clear.

[A]

Okay. Now I wonder if we can add some images. Search images. My library.

[C]

Yes, this is where it's at.

[A]

Now I could. I bet I could bring in our limousine image, too.

[C]

Money is made.

[A]

But let me. Can I. I'm curious if I can upload images, because we got a bunch on our desktop. And I think I have the limousine there. Okay, let's get this one.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

A star. Oh, there's limo.

[B]

Yes. And a microphone. That's perfect. And the lizard. That's perfect. Okay, and here are the images. This is amazing. Okay, I think we start.

[C]

Who is. Who is this?

[A]

Oh, it just put us in there already. Should we see what it did you guys?

[B]

Yeah, that's us right there.

[C]

You guys, look, dude, in this. In this. The small version of that, like, when it's not high, like when it's not, like, blown up looks. You guys don't look like you really. To me, it's like some different people.

[B]

Different people. That's us when we were two, three years older than you.

[A]

Damn. How are you feeling about the big star?

[B]

I don't know if it's working.

[C]

It reminds me of something burning that's like falling away.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like we go us limousine. Wait, the star reminds you of something that's burning?

[C]

Yeah, just like.

[B]

Like. Well, yeah. Shining bright.

[C]

Just like how life is so precious and sometimes your star burns bright and it burns out and that's it, you know?

[B]

Exactly, dude. Because you never forget. A star is actually a planet that's exploding.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But can I say I. I believe that Finn and Beck, your stars are never going to fade out because you've all. You are so. Both of you are so incredible. Like you do.

[B]

Thank you, dude. I appreciate you. And for you, like, you are a star, but. And your time will come, you know, you're going to burn out, and that's okay.

[A]

And I will be honest. I've been hearing that since the day I got into the industry.

[C]

Really?

[A]

So which images should I get rid?

[B]

I think you get rid of the star, you get rid of us on the couch. Yeah.

[A]

Get rid of this one.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

It looks like Kyle's, like, in the small version, holding his, like, grandma or something.

[B]

Yeah, that's me.

[A]

Do you. You don't like any of this stuff?

[B]

I mean, I should go.

[C]

I like the microphone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. But I think that the. Maybe it's just us. Microphone, limo, and then Thinker.

[C]

I do like the Thinker.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. That were.

[C]

That's really good.

[A]

Our show and some of our favorite guests, like Finn. Oh, we were thinking about maybe we could add. Okay, we don't need a widget. What do you want to say here?

[C]

We're thinking of adding a widget.

[B]

I want to add a widget.

[A]

Our podcast. Maybe it's maybe like a sort of like kind of like not a bot.

[C]

A rap.

[A]

Okay. Our podcast. Our podcast is great. Can't. Don't. You know.

[C]

Yeah, that's good.

[B]

That's a really good rap.

[A]

Know, we do it. We do it with our producers who put on the show.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Producers who put on the show.

[B]

This is our website. Don't you know.

[A]

Wait, we need. Wait, hang on, hang on. Sorry. I think we need to.

[C]

I'm pretty sure that's the same Brian.

[B]

Oh, but don't.

[A]

But don't forget. But don't forget. A great. But don't forget. Don't forget, we love our guests.

[C]

Our Podcast is great. Don't you know? We do it with our producers who put on the show. But don't forget, we love our guests.

[A]

Yes, we love our guests. And. And Beck Bennett, please don't make a mess. Yeah.

[C]

That'S good.

[A]

Don't make a mess.

[C]

That's good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. That's really enough of a rap, or do we need more?

[B]

I think that's a great rap.

[C]

Did we do. Do you think? No, no, I think. I think one more bar.

[A]

Okay. I remember the time.

[B]

I remember the time when we were young.

[A]

I first got first I. I first slopped out.

[B]

I first slapped out.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Isn't that time I first slapped out?

[A]

That's something that people are saying, right, Finn?

[C]

Swapped out me.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I thought that's something everybody was saying, you know, about.

[B]

That's going back to the problems at your house that you're having at your house. You slap it out.

[A]

People aren't saying slapped out anymore.

[C]

Dude.

[A]

I remember the time I first slopped out.

[C]

People say slop out.

[A]

So you're telling me.

[B]

You're telling me that people are going, like, let's get together. It's Friday night. Let's slop out.

[A]

Hey, what do you say we build a website and slop out, man, I'm a little too slopped out.

[C]

You guys want to go? Go to a GeoCities website and swap out.

[B]

Oh, GeoCities.

[A]

Okay. I remember the time I first saw him.

[B]

I first saw him, I think slapped out. We have to go with it. Maybe a rap.

[C]

I remember the time I first slopped out.

[B]

And this is a first draft. This is a vomit draft. We're gonna make some tweaks.

[A]

Maybe the podcast is great.

[B]

Don't you know?

[A]

We do it with our producers who put on the show. That's you guys. But don't forget, we love our guests. And Beck Bennett, please don't make a mess. I remember the time I first slopped out.

[C]

That was the time.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

I first slopped out. It was in front of. It was fun of my best friend who was a boy scout. And I did it without a doubt. And.

[C]

And I did it without a cloud.

[A]

And I. Yeah. And I did it without a cloud.

[B]

Without any clout.

[A]

Without any clout.

[B]

Without a cloud.

[A]

Might be better without a cloud.

[C]

I did without a paddle.

[A]

Go off the rhymes. Oh, so now. Yeah, now we're getting to, like, more intricate rhyme scheming.

[C]

You know how Quentin Tarantino came out and talked about how many actors he didn't like. Yeah, yeah, we should start doing that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, I agree. You start.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, let's. I'll. I'll start with mine. Kyle.

[A]

Kyle Mooney.

[C]

Kyle Mooney.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay, I see what I get.

[A]

So the guy slaps out and then all of a sudden he becomes.

[B]

All of a sudden he's a badass.

[A]

He becomes the biggest joke in the house.

[C]

It was a different time.

[A]

Our podcast is great, don't you know? We do it with our producers who put on the show. That's you guys. But don't forget, we love our guests. And Beck Bennett, please don't make a mess. I remember the time I first slapped out. I did it without a paddle.

[B]

That's perfect. Okay, leave that.

[A]

I did it without a pack paddle.

[C]

Without a paddle.

[A]

I think the one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Two things we need to get pretty much done. What do you guys think? How do you. Any. Any. Any suggestions from.

[C]

From you guys from the peanut gallery?

[B]

I would say we get a widget. Okay. Of SoundCloud, a SoundCloud widget of your single on our website. But you don't have to. You don't. You don't want that on our website.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no. This is free press.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't have to be forever, but like, no, you can just.

[C]

As we're launching forever, keep it forever and ever. That's.

[A]

We add block.

[B]

I have it.

[C]

Can you add my blockchain?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Can you add my.

[A]

How do you. What is it? Remind me what that is actually. Is that like. Does that have to do with, like.

[C]

It's like in Game Current? Sort of like Fortnite v Bucks again. Game Current.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. I was going to say. Does it have anything to do with NFTs or. No.

[C]

Non fungible tokens. No. Me and Beck actually went in on a board ape together.

[B]

Yep. Yeah, we did.

[A]

I know. We can also just put the YouTube video in there.

[B]

Yeah, put the YouTube video.

[C]

Yeah, put the YouTube video in there.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Edit video ad link.

[A]

We got to find your. What YouTube video do you want to put in?

[C]

It can be anything.

[A]

Yeah, but it can be one of your songs.

[C]

One of my songs. But the first thing my brain went to was longest fart ever.

[A]

Okay, you want to do longest fart instead of.

[C]

Can we just watch this video really quick? Longest fart ever.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. What? I didn't know about this.

[C]

Go, go. No, no, keep going, keep going.

[B]

Do you. Have you seen this video?

[C]

Go, keep going. Where is it?

[A]

Top seven fart at church.

[C]

It's a guy named Brownie.

[A]

Fart in class.

[B]

What's his name?

[A]

Funny.

[C]

Brownie.

[A]

Do you want me just look up Brownie, though?

[C]

Yeah, Brownie.

[A]

Longest with a. Is that spelled like the food?

[C]

Yeah, there he is.

[A]

Oh, here we go.

[B]

I understand.

[C]

How old are you guys?

[A]

I think I'm 41. All right, I understand. I understand. And I wish to. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

I wish to proceed. Let my wish be granted.

[A]

I wish to proceed. Please, please. I want to see the longest fight ever. I wish to proceed.

[B]

Click it. Click it. It's happening. Okay. No, dude. Oh.

[A]

For the listeners. Still about almost 25 seconds left.

[B]

How do we know this is real, though? Dude?

[C]

I don't know. My favorite part is when people start coughing off screen.

[B]

That's real. That's real.

[A]

Holy crap.

[C]

See, this is just like stuff that's sort of, I don't know, embedded into the kind of youth culture right now, I'd say.

[A]

Yeah, it seemed like he sort of slopped out back there. He slopped out the side. I have some observations. Finn, I imagine you've seen that video a bunch of times. Is that right?

[C]

Yeah, I'm the.

[A]

The. You're the uploader.

[C]

2.2.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Oh, this. Oh, you can find, by the way, for listeners or viewers out there, you can do sort of remixes of this video. That's pretty cool. I like. Here's one thing I like. This video was uploaded from an Android phone. Like, I just like that they didn't really bother to mess with the description at all. And it's Sparky 01139.

[C]

Listen, I just wanted to show you that video so we really don't. We don't have to.

[A]

I'm cool to put that in.

[C]

Yeah. Okay, let's put that in.

[A]

In.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm going to go back to my single.

[B]

All right. Yeah.

[A]

Add your video found, ready for use.

[C]

Age restricted. Why is it age restricted?

[B]

Because of the butt stuff.

[A]

Now, do we want to try to find a fart video that everyone can watch?

[B]

Maybe the hippopotamus one. I don't know.

[C]

That's a universal fart video. Yeah, guys, that's my production company name.

[A]

Let's just see what Universal fart video. See a longest fart. See if there's one that doesn't. I don't. Here. This is.

[B]

But a kid. I don't know.

[A]

That's fair. Longest fought by a girl.

[B]

No.

[A]

This hippo gets explosive diarrhea.

[B]

Oh, that's nasty.

[A]

How long is it? 59 seconds. DOG FARTING louder than any human.

[B]

Okay, there was a hippo fart.

[C]

This might. This might be it.

[A]

There's another angle.

[C]

That might be one of the funniest uses of a crossfade I've ever seen.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm telling you, man. Check out that hippo.

[A]

Okay, we're gonna look at the hippo.

[B]

And then we're done.

[C]

Set up like when you film a.

[A]

This one right here?

[B]

Yeah, that one.

[C]

Multiple angles.

[A]

I know. Oh, my gosh, they're hipp.

[B]

This is gonna be it. This is gonna be it. Here comes a hippo. Is it coming out of the water? For all our listeners, he's at the zoo, and all the people are watching him. Look at that tailbone, dude.

[A]

Oh, damn.

[B]

That's explosive diarrhea, homie. That's some.

[C]

Oh, this is what Kyle's been doing at his house.

[B]

Yes. This is actual raw footage of Kyle at home. This is why he's been having some trouble.

[A]

It's funny. It's funny shit to make fun of my issues. It's funny shit. I get it.

[B]

You've been eating too much cheese, homie.

[A]

All right, all right, all right. But I don't look like that. I made. I've made a mistake a few times in front of my wife. She's got issues with it. I don't need y' all coming after me day after day, sending me texts.

[C]

Dude, you're so sensitive, man.

[B]

Yeah, just relaxing around with you, man.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

But I do apologize.

[A]

And I do apologize. I want to get rid of this one. Replace so fucking lame from link.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Perfect. Yeah.

[B]

Great.

[A]

Okay. Now we only have a little limited time. This is pretty good so far. What's our podcast with Beck and Kyle? We got a link right there. Our show, and some of our favorite guests, like Finn. Then we've got all of our images, and then we got our rap that.

[C]

They're talking about me.

[A]

Do you want me to add your last name?

[C]

Or, like. Oh, I don't know, like an insignia or something?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you want an image?

[C]

Yeah, an image would be good.

[A]

Favorite guests. Okay. Should I just. I'm gonna delete Finn, then. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Our favorite guests, like, and then maybe we can put a little image below, like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

[A]

Do you want a colon?

[C]

Sure.

[A]

I know it's big, right? Right.

[C]

Well, Beck was kind of.

[A]

Beck doesn't.

[C]

He didn't know. He didn't know about that one.

[B]

No, I was just thinking about the hip. The hippo, and I was like, oh, no, you're like. I was like, I hope that doesn't happen to me.

[C]

Oh, today that doesn't happen to me.

[B]

I hope that doesn't happen.

[A]

You like small or big?

[C]

I like small.

[A]

And do we want the thick like that highlight that underline underneath, or now?

[C]

Yeah, that's cool.

[B]

Like that?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it looks really cool.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so what image do you think best represents you? Oh, wait, we have an issue here. Look, because, look, now the video is a little bit covered by.

[B]

Can we move the video?

[C]

Right.

[B]

Oh, there we go. Problem solved. It's so easy.

[A]

Okay. Oh, wait, what's our upsplash.com, unsplash.com.

[C]

Upsplash, upsplash.

[A]

What is it? Slopout.com. slopout.com.

[C]

It's like Dropout.

[A]

Shout out to the dropout guys.

[B]

Shout out to the dropout.

[C]

Shout out to Dropout.

[A]

Okay, what do you. What are you thinking, Finn?

[C]

Maybe put, like, there's no pictures of me, so we could do.

[A]

Do what? I mean, like a wolf. Is that. That's too. Is that corny?

[C]

No, that's perfect. Maybe like a. Like a humanoid. Like the scariest humanoid wolf picture we could find. Scary wolf.

[A]

Wolf man. Wolf creature.

[C]

Yeah, Scary wolf.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Those are just wolves so far.

[A]

That's all right.

[B]

Oh, they don't have access.

[C]

Maybe that one. Honestly. Wait, wait. Go well, to the left. No, down.

[B]

No, the guy. The guy with the guy.

[A]

Yeah, the guy. Yeah, the guy is good.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

And there's more guys here.

[B]

Okay, so this is kind of.

[A]

I gotta say, I like that one.

[B]

I like the peekaboo.

[C]

The peekaboo.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

[B]

Oh, we have to pay for that.

[A]

$7, guys. Can I show you. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do the old. I'm gonna show you a little. I'm gonna show the podcasters a little old trick ky that the old Kyle Steer can do here.

[B]

Way to go, Kyle. Take it away, honey.

[C]

Take it away, Hom. Homie.

[B]

Take it away, homie. I said. Did I say honey or.

[A]

Anyone. Anyone know. Know the shortcut for screen grabbing?

[C]

Yeah, it's a command shift four.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Command shift or quattro. Let's go.

[B]

Get it. Get it before it disappears. Get it before it disappears.

[A]

Put that guy right here.

[C]

And just a reminder, this is free. You said squarespace or.

[B]

No, it's free to design it, but to have it go live, you gotta pay, okay? You gotta pay that money. And I'm sure there are different tiers.

[C]

But it's so easy.

[B]

It's so easy. It's like. I know. It's like, I don't know why everybody doesn't have their own website for you got to build your brand these days.

[C]

Because sometimes, like, I think people just naturally, they want their lives to be harder, so it's like they just. They just choose to do something else.

[B]

I know. They choose to not have a website.

[A]

By the way, how do you feel about that, layout wise?

[C]

I think that's like really pretty and not.

[B]

I think it's really pretty.

[A]

I can minimize it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, minimize. That's good.

[A]

Okay. Now, have you ever made a website?

[C]

Have I ever made a website?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

On Squarespace or just general? Yeah, on Squarespace.

[A]

Yeah. Or.

[B]

Or anywhere.

[C]

I haven't personally. I think I remember trying to make a website when I was younger. I don't even remember what it was for. Like a fake. I was like, I'm gonna make a skateboard company. And then tried to make one and then like gave up halfway through because it was too complicated for me.

[A]

Finn Fin skates.

[C]

Fin skate. Fin skater. That was my Twitter. That used to be my Twitter. Fin skater and skater with an A.

[B]

That's badass.

[A]

That's really cool.

[C]

Thanks.

[B]

So. But you've. Okay, but you didn't have Squarespace, so you gave up.

[A]

Up.

[C]

Exactly. I didn't have an easy. Like, you know, what I had was this other company which we. I will not say the name of.

[B]

No, no, no, thank. And I believe. I believe that company has passed.

[C]

They've since passed on.

[B]

They've since passed.

[C]

They have since passed.

[B]

Rest in peace and all due respect.

[C]

But yeah, let's pour one out.

[A]

Yeah, let's get slapped out tonight.

[C]

Let's get slapped out tonight. 1.

[B]

You know, I think this is a great start. I mean, I think we're going to maybe take. Make some little tweaks. But honestly, having you here to set the tone for our website was very important because. And having you. You here with Squarespace, it was absolutely huge. Thank you very much. Honestly, I want to say you steered us in the right direction.

[A]

The fart was such a clutch component to the site.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think the rap. I think the two the rap is amazing with the best stuff for this website.

[C]

Thank you. That is.

[A]

And I do want to say, Finn, all jokes aside, I feel like there were some bits and I feel like I got bitty and I was like faux cruel or something like that at a point that I really do regret. And I love you so much. I admire your work so much. You make me Laugh, you make me smile. It truly has been such a joy. So I just hope you feel nothing but love from me.

[C]

Dude, I feel nothing but love for you.

[B]

I feel like you were just, like, saying all the things. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I hope you have nothing but love for me at the end of the day.

[A]

You really, really love me at the end of this.

[C]

At the end of today.

[B]

At the end of today. Not tomorrow, but at the end of today.

[C]

So when I go to bed tonight, I think, ah, love that guy.

[B]

Yeah. Tomorrow is a whole new day.

[A]

That was not what I was asking. I just want to make sure you know that I got love for you. That's what I would say, bro.

[C]

Obviously.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And dude. Yeah? I just want you to know that I'm in love with you. H. What's up?

[A]

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it just got.

[B]

Awkward. Sauce. No, dude, I love you too, man.

[C]

What you said earlier. No, no, no. What you said earlier.

[B]

I just think I'm in love with you, dude. I just think I'm in love with you. I just think I'm in love with you, man. I want to start. I want to start a family with you.

[A]

Before we sign off, can I ask you one last question, Finn?

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

Do you remember this? The song or the video? When, like, the guys were dressed up in the sort of soldier outfits and they're like a young boy.

[C]

The Be and the Damned.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

The Black Parade.

[A]

That song is the Black Parade, dude.

[C]

Kyle, honestly, man, I know you're talking about, like, oh, like, I'm not with the kids anymore. Like, I don't understand the, like, lingo. Like, whatever, seven, seven, eight, six, seven. Whatever. You were, like, shouting at me over the phone this morning. How Called me this morning. Shout over.

[B]

Like, he gets on his.

[C]

Pissed. He didn't know. He was, like, really confused. Yeah, but dude, that reference is so current.

[A]

That's tight.

[C]

I feel like it's tight and type.

[A]

I made. I made a. I made a playlist on my. In my car, like, last year. And I'm like, dude, I want. Just want to hear that song over and over.

[C]

Was it cd?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's sick, dude. Yeah, your car is cd. Yeah.

[A]

And it's. It's so. But it can get bigger. So, like, it starts as just cd, but obviously, like, it's sort of more. What do you call that? Sort of stretchy style for your CDs go.

[B]

Stretchy style once you put them in.

[A]

I drive. I drive a cd, but it stretches out so that people can fit inside it.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

Like dude, that's like a rich kid, dude.

[A]

But you've been. I know, dude. Well, my parents are my. I come from a lot of money.

[C]

My parents are rich.

[B]

My parents are rich.

[A]

Their parents are rich. I kind of get to do whatever I want. I shit on people when I get it, when I get the chance.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

F. Yeah. What do you.

[C]

What.

[A]

What. What do you want to promote, brother?

[C]

The new Stranger Things is coming out.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

So the second part comes out. Christmas, and then the final season comes out, or final, sorry, episode comes out on New Year's Eve. And. And it is also in theaters, actually. And if you're in la, there's gonna be, I'm sure, a bunch of. Bunch of screenings for the final episode in theaters, which.

[B]

Oh, that's sick. That's rad.

[C]

So, yeah, and then record next year.

[B]

Hopefully early next year. Spring. What are we talking?

[C]

I'm thinking summer.

[B]

Okay, great.

[C]

Summer release.

[B]

Summer release.

[A]

You don't. You can say no to that or you can just. You can say, like, I want to answer that question offline.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

The next time you tour, do you think back and I can get on the list?

[B]

That's a no. He said nothing.

[A]

Too many people ask you.

[B]

That's what you said.

[C]

Well, no, no, no.

[A]

For what show?

[C]

Which show?

[B]

Like, when in one of the big ones, I guess.

[A]

The city's where we at. Maybe you need to fill it out a little more.

[C]

Yeah. So, like, Philly.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Like Detroit and stuff like that.

[A]

So you want us. You want us to fly out to Philly or Detroit? All good. That sounds good.

[B]

Okay, great. Thank you.

[A]

The LA stuff, that sounds really good, man.

[B]

And just let us know about the list and we will. We'll come find you.

[A]

It's Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney and this is our website, by the way. Oh, we didn't figure out a web address. It's.

[C]

What's our podcast plus ones.

[B]

Yes, please, man.

[C]

I have a huge vetting process where I'm trying to figure out, like, kind of like, who is a threat or not.

[A]

Yes. Issue with, like, sitting on the floor. My wife is really mad at me. She's really, like, taking us to the corner concert.

[B]

If she comes to the concert, then Kyle will. On the floor.

[C]

Oh, rip from now on.

[B]

Yes. Any show.

[A]

It doesn't matter where it is. I'll fly to anywhere.

[C]

Kansas City next to you.

[A]

Yes, please.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right, perfect. Okay, we'll see you there. I guess we gotta go.

[A]

Thanks, man.

[C]

I gotta go.

[B]

Helping us build our website.

[A]

Okay. Hey, guys. That was our episode With Finn. Woo. Stranger things have happened. That's cool.

[B]

It's kind of a remix. You were playing the. And then it's like Ghostbusters, the Goldfinch.

[A]

Interesting, because you know what I was thinking? You know what I was thinking? I thought you were doing, like, a. Like some sort of old country, like, Stranger things have Happened.

[B]

Oh, sure.

[A]

As I was watching the show last night.

[B]

Yeah. Maybe that. Yeah.

[A]

Went to the.

[C]

Upside down.

[A]

Things weren't feeling right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or it could be blues. The stranger things.

[B]

Happened When I was walking I saw you standing. Saw you standing there. Whatever. That's not even that strange.

[A]

And they.

[B]

And. And you. And you were us. And you were a rat man. Stranger things. Yeah. There's something there.

[A]

That was really. He's so cool.

[B]

He is. It was great hanging out with him. He really went with the flow and helped us build our website. Really added some nice stuff to it. I love the hippo diarrhea and the. Oddly enough, the wolf man suggestion. Maybe we can add rat man at some point. I mean, I loved his suggestions. The. You know, the. The hippopotamus with diarrhea.

[A]

I thought he was just farting.

[B]

Stuff was coming out.

[A]

Dude, dude, that was just like. He was just, like, running or something.

[B]

No, he was standing right there. His tail was going all over the place.

[A]

That's what happens when people pass gas.

[B]

No, that's not. That's not normal, dude. If that happens to you when you pass gas, should go to a doctor immediately.

[A]

How? When? What do you mean? When you say immediately?

[B]

Like, right now, like, you should leave. We should. This is the end of the episode.

[A]

I'm not saying it to me. I'm just saying, like, how. You really mean, like, they. They shouldn't do what they're. They should stop doing what they're doing and go.

[B]

Yes, yes. If you are farting like that, hippopotamus, you should definitely go to the doctor.

[A]

So they should leave.

[B]

They.

[A]

If they're like. If they were, like, sewing something and they're like, yeah, they should stop sewing it.

[B]

Put the sewing needles down or whatever.

[A]

I will. Thank you, everybody, for watching. If you want to make a website, just go to squarespace.com begandkyle for a free trial. And when you're ready to make it live, you can use offer code beckandkyle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Do it.

[B]

Go check it out. Okay. Yeah, you gotta go to the doctor. Unbelievable.

[A]

What's our podcast is a headgun podcast created and hosted by Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney.

[B]

The show is produced and engineered by Richelle Chen and Anya Konovskaya with production support from Ali Khan and Ryan Lee.

[A]

Our executive producer is Anya Kanefskaya. Katie Moose is our VP of Content at Headgum. Our theme music is made by us.

[B]

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[A]

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