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Trusty Narrator
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Chet Nickerson
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Trusty Narrator
They're right. This mysterious creature is something quite legendary around these parts, and many folks believe it actually once existed or still exists today. Of course, others think it's all just a bunch of hogwash and nothing but silly nonsense someone made up over 100 years ago to bring tourists to the Area. Well, I'm here to find out. But the first question is, what creature do you think I'm on the lookout for? Go ahead, call out your answers. I heard Bigfoot. Good guess. But this here creature is much smaller than Bigfoot. I heard some smarty pants say Loch Ness monster. Another good guess. But this animal lives on land and not in Scotland. Did anyone say the chupacabra? That's a great guess. And I definitely want to go looking for that mystical creature whose name literally means goat sucker. But today, I'm looking for a much less ferocious creature. If you said, I'm on the lookout for a jackalope, great guess.
Chet Nickerson
You're right.
Trusty Narrator
And if you said that because you saw it was the name of this episode. Good reading.
Chet Nickerson
This is Chet Nickerson reporting from the small, dusty town of Douglas, Wyoming, where the trusty narrator is going in search of a rare, possibly made up and completely fictitious creature known as the jackalope. I have just one question. What exactly is a jackalope? I mean, I know what a cantaloupe is, and I've had jack cheese. Perhaps a jackalope is a jack cheese flavored cantaloupe. Sounds delicious.
Trusty Narrator
Ew, no. Smarty pants, do you know what a jackalope is supposed to be? For those who aren't sure, according to legend, a jackalope is a mashup or combination of two very different animals. The first is a jackrabbit, and the other is an antelope.
Chet Nickerson
Ah, yes, I see. I was way off. But just how could these two animals be mashed together?
Trusty Narrator
Well, again, according to legend, a jackalope has a jackrabbit's body and the antlers of an antelope.
Chet Nickerson
I see. And this creature actually exists?
Trusty Narrator
That remains to be seen, but that's what we're here to find out. So who were the first folks to allegedly spot a jackalope? And when did that happen? Why are they known as Frankenstein's rabbit? Are their horns actually caused from a virus? And is it true that they have the ability to sing and to speak?
Chet Nickerson
Jumping jackalopes. Now that would be a great story.
Trusty Narrator
Well, then stick around for a big whiff of some questionable science and debatable history on who's smarted, who's smarted?
Chet Nickerson
Who's smart? Is it you? Is me? Is it science or history? Listen up, everyone. We make smarting lots of fun on who's Smart and Psst.
Trusty Narrator
Hey, smarty pants. I'm still waiting for that jackalope tour bus. Meanwhile, Chet has taken off in his news helicopter to try and spot jackalopes from the air. I sure hope that bus comes soon. I'm not a huge fan of just sitting here alone.
Mox Folder
Oh, we are not alone.
Trusty Narrator
Whoa. Hey there. Didn't hear you walk up behind me. You startled me.
Mox Folder
Sorry about that. Are you here for the jackalope tour?
Trusty Narrator
I am. Is it that obvious?
Mox Folder
You mean besides your jackalope? I want a Belief T shirt. No. Well, I hope you do see one. I believe the truth is out there.
Agent Gully
Uh huh.
Trusty Narrator
And you are?
Mox Folder
Mox. Mox Folder.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, cool name. Nice to meet you, Mox. I'm the trusty ner.
Mox Folder
I know who you are.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, are you a fan of the show?
Mox Folder
Sure, but I'm also a secret agent for the government in the unexplained phenomenon department.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, that sounds exciting. So, like, mythical creatures, monsters and space aliens?
Mox Folder
Uh huh. We are not alone.
Trusty Narrator
Really?
Mox Folder
You mean my partner's coming?
Agent Gully
Hey, Mox, they're out of Twix bars. I got you KitKat instead.
Mox Folder
Thanks, Gully.
Agent Gully
I would have grabbed another one if I knew you had a friend.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, it's fine. I always bring my own snacks.
Mox Folder
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Trusty narrator, meet my partner, Agent Gully.
Trusty Narrator
Agents Mox and Gully. Wow. You should work in the cool names department.
Agent Gully
Uh huh. What brings you to Douglas?
Trusty Narrator
Jackalopes.
Agent Gully
I see. Good luck with that.
Mox Folder
Agent Gully doesn't believe.
Trusty Narrator
Well, that's what I'm here to find out. If that tour bus ever shows up.
Mox Folder
Forget the bus. My Jeep's over there. We'll help you look for jackalopes.
Trusty Narrator
Great. And maybe you can answer my jackalope questions too.
Agent Gully
Sure. Hold on.
Trusty Narrator
Smarty pants. Being in the American west, what type of environment will we be searching for jackalopes in? Is it A, a rainforest, B, a plain?
Agent Gully
Hmm.
Trusty Narrator
Or C, a coral reef? If you said B, a plain, you're right. Not that kind of plane. A plain is a flatland with rocks and not much growing in it. However, today we're visiting a prairie. Smarty pants, do you know the difference between a plain and a prairie? Well, a prairie is a type of plain in which grasses can grow as well as flowering plants and the occasional tree varmint.
Mox Folder
Like critters. Like groundhogs, foxes, prairie dogs. And of course, jackalopes dig this type of terrain.
Agent Gully
Well, at least the critters that exist do.
Trusty Narrator
Okay, okay. The debate over whether jackalopes are real or not had to start somewhere. Who was the first to discover this odd looking creature?
Mox Folder
Legend has it it was a fella by the name of Roy Ball.
Trusty Narrator
Ah, now we're getting somewhere.
Agent Gully
No, we're not, because Ball wasn't the first. Tell narrator about the brothers.
Trusty Narrator
The brothers?
Mox Folder
The Herrick brothers, Doug and Ralph.
Trusty Narrator
Okay, what did they do?
Agent Gully
They worked in taxidermy. You see where this is going, Narrator.
Trusty Narrator
Hmm? Do I? Do you, smarty pants? Well, first of all, smarty pants, do you know what taxidermy is or what a taxidermist does? Do they, A, stuff their faces around tax time, B, stuff turkeys full of stuffing around tax time, or C, stuff and mount the skins of dead animals anytime? The answer is C. Taxidermy is the art of preserving an animal's body via stuffing and mounting for display or study.
Agent Gully
The goal is to give it a lifelike effect.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, are you saying the Herrick brothers, Dave and Rich, Doug and Ralph. Doug and Ralph stuffed and mounted actual jackalopes?
Agent Gully
No.
Trusty Narrator
Oh. Then what are you saying?
Mox Folder
Um, People, we are not alone.
Trusty Narrator
Really? Are there jackalopes? Monsters? Aliens?
Mox Folder
No, just some guy in a helicopter.
Chet Nickerson
This is Chet Dickerson in the Sky Chopper 4 hovering above the dusty plains of eastern Wyoming, wondering exactly how two taxidermist brothers fit into the legend of the jackalope. And will the answer help solve this decades old mystery?
Trusty Narrator
Great questions, Chet. So will it?
Agent Gully
Oh, it definitely will.
Trusty Narrator
Wonderful. The truth is out there right after this break. Now back to who Smarted? I'm driving across the prairie with my new friends, Agents Mox and Gully, on the search for jackalopes and a mythical creature that may or may not be real. The people of Douglas, Wyoming, claim they're real, while others are more skeptical they're not real. Perhaps two brothers, Dan and Roland, Doug and Ralph. Sorry. Doug and Ralph Herrick, hold the key to the origin of the jackalope.
Agent Gully
Should I just tell him?
Mox Folder
Go ahead, Gully. You know you want to.
Agent Gully
The story has several versions, but the basic gist is during a successful hunting trip, the boys nabbed themselves a jackrabbit. They brought it back to their taxidermy store, and somehow the jackrabbit wound up next to the antlers of an antelope they had lying around. Doug thought it would be funny to mount the antlers on top of the jackrabbit's head when they stuffed it.
Trusty Narrator
So basically, they made a jackalope.
Agent Gully
Yep. And they sold it to a local hotel owner. Any guesses who it was?
Trusty Narrator
Um, I don't know. Do you, smarty pants?
Mox Folder
It was none other than Roy Ball, the guy who claimed to have witnessed the first jackalope.
Agent Gully
Technically, he wasn't lying. He displayed the jackalope in his hotel. And once visitors to the hotel caught a glimpse of this crazy looking critter, they wanted their own stuffed and mounted jackalope. They began selling them for $35 each. From there, the legend grew. Some people thought it was real, others knew the truth. Either way, people wanted to buy one and the town played along with it.
Mox Folder
But then again, maybe that story is fake and jackalopes really are out there.
Trusty Narrator
Hmm, smarty pants, have you ever heard the word cryptid? A cryptid is an animal that is claimed to have existed, but has never been proven so. Famous cryptids include our friends Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, and unicorns. But there are other lesser known ones, like the Ahool, an enormous carnivorous bat living in Indonesia. The Filokotheros, a supposed friendly sea monster off the coast of Cyprus. Or the Jersey devil, who lives in the pine barrens of New Jersey. In fact, there are so many cryptids, we could do a future episode of who's Smarted on them. Would you like that, Smartypants?
Agent Gully
You say cryptid, I say make believe.
Mox Folder
You never know, Gully. They could be out there. The thing with cryptids is many are thought to have magical powers. For example, some of the old cowboys camping out on the prairie said the jackalopes can.
Trusty Narrator
Can what?
Agent Gully
Talk. They say jackalopes can talk.
Mox Folder
Some say they can actually understand English. Some say they can sing. While others say they can imitate human voices they hear.
Agent Gully
Yeah.
Mox Folder
Hey, parrots do it. Why not jackalopes? They're also supposed to be super fast, can jump super long distances, and have enhanced senses. Oh, and their horns may contain a virus of unknown origin.
Trusty Narrator
Um, maybe it would be better if we didn't meet one. Let's go back to the diner in town.
Chet Nickerson
This is Chet Mickerson reporting from the diner on Main street in Douglas, Wyoming, where the jackalop burger is excellent. Although I think it might just be regular ground beef. Anyway, full report to come once I'm done eating.
Mox Folder
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Trusty Narrator
Ooh, step on it, Mox. I'm starving.
Mox Folder
You are not alone.
Trusty Narrator
A big before bedtime shout out to smarty fan. Felix in Astoria, New York. You told us who Smarty helps your brain learn and helps you relax before bedtime. Now that sounds like a winning combo. Keep on smarting and snoozing, smarty friend. This episode Jackalopes was written by Dave Davis and voiced by Sheffield Chastain. Jenna Hoban and Jerry Colber. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Hahn who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Relic Room Studios. Our associate producer is Max. The Truth is Out There, Komaski. The theme song is by Brian Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis, who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
Podcast Summary: "Who Smarted?" Episode – Is the Cryptid Known as the Jackalope Real?
Introduction
In this captivating episode of "Who Smarted?" titled "Is the cryptic known as the Jackalope, real?", listeners embark on an adventurous exploration into the enigmatic world of cryptids, focusing specifically on the legendary jackalope. Hosted by Trusty Narrator and featuring contributions from Chet Nickerson, Mox Folder, and Agent Gully, the episode blends humor, storytelling, and educational insights to unravel the mystery behind this mythical creature.
Setting the Stage: Arrival in Douglas, Wyoming
The episode kicks off with Trusty Narrator (00:00) detailing his arrival in the small, dusty town of Douglas, Wyoming. The picturesque yet desolate setting serves as the perfect backdrop for the quest to discover whether the jackalope truly exists or is merely a fanciful invention designed to attract tourists.
Trusty Narrator [00:00]: "I just blew into this here small town of Douglas, Wyoming, like a big old tumbling tumbleweed."
As Trusty settles on a bench, he introduces the legend of the jackalope, sparking curiosity among the listeners about this mysterious creature.
Understanding the Jackalope
The discussion delves into defining what a jackalope is, clarifying misconceptions, and setting the parameters for the investigation.
Trusty Narrator [04:15]: "According to legend, a jackalope is a mashup or combination of two very different animals. The first is a jackrabbit, and the other is an antelope."
Chet Nickerson humorously interjects with playful guesses about the creature's nature, adding a lighthearted tone to the conversation.
Chet Nickerson [04:15]: "Perhaps a jack cheese flavored cantaloupe. Sounds delicious."
The narration emphasizes the blend of folklore and curiosity that surrounds the jackalope legend, prompting listeners to ponder its origins and existence.
The Origin Story: Taxidermy and Myth Making
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the origins of the jackalope myth, attributing its creation to the Herrick brothers, Doug and Ralph, who were taxidermists. This revelation sheds light on how human creativity can give rise to enduring legends.
Agent Gully [11:24]: "During a successful hunting trip, the boys nabbed themselves a jackrabbit. They brought it back to their taxidermy store, and somehow the jackrabbit wound up next to the antlers of an antelope they had lying around."
This anecdote illustrates the intersection of art, commerce, and folklore, explaining how a simple act of creativity led to the widespread belief in the jackalope.
Exploring Cryptids: Beyond the Jackalope
Expanding the discussion, the episode introduces the concept of cryptids—animals whose existence is unsubstantiated yet widely speculated. Trusty Narrator elaborates on various cryptids, positioning the jackalope within this intriguing category.
Trusty Narrator [12:43]: "A cryptid is an animal that is claimed to have existed, but has never been proven so. Famous cryptids include Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, and unicorns."
This segment not only educates listeners about cryptids but also invites them to consider other mysterious creatures that coexist with the jackalope in folklore.
Traits and Abilities: The Magical Side of Jackalopes
The episode takes a whimsical turn as it explores the fantastical traits attributed to jackalopes, blending science with legend.
Agent Gully [13:50]: "They say jackalopes can talk. They can actually understand English. They can sing. They can imitate human voices they hear."
Mox Folder adds to the lore by highlighting the supposed physical abilities and mysterious aspects of the jackalope.
Mox Folder [14:06]: "They're also supposed to be super fast, can jump super long distances, and have enhanced senses. Oh, and their horns may contain a virus of unknown origin."
These imaginative descriptions not only entertain but also prompt listeners to think critically about the blend of myth and reality.
Interplay Between Believers and Skeptics
Throughout the episode, a dynamic interplay emerges between characters who entertain the possibility of the jackalope's existence and those who remain skeptical. This balance fosters a healthy dialogue that encourages listeners to form their own opinions.
Mox Folder [12:34]: "But then again, maybe that story is fake and jackalopes really are out there."
Agent Gully [13:33]: "You never know, Gully. They could be out there."
Such exchanges illustrate the varying perspectives surrounding cryptids, underscoring the episode's educational value in presenting multiple viewpoints.
Humorous Interludes and Engaging Storytelling
In keeping with "Who Smarted?"'s reputation for humor, the episode features playful banter and fictional reporting that adds depth and entertainment value. Chet Nickerson's mock reporting and the interactions with Mox Folder and Agent Gully infuse the narrative with a light-hearted spirit.
Chet Nickerson [08:16]: "This is Chet Mickerson reporting from the diner on Main Street in Douglas, Wyoming, where the jackalope burger is excellent. Although I think it might just be regular ground beef."
Such moments not only keep the content engaging but also make the educational aspects more approachable for young listeners.
Conclusion: The Quest Continues
As the episode winds down, it leaves listeners with lingering questions and a sense of ongoing adventure. The search for the jackalope symbolizes the broader human quest for knowledge and the thrill of the unknown.
Trusty Narrator [14:31]: "The truth is out there."
This open-ended conclusion invites listeners to continue exploring and questioning, embodying the podcast's mission to foster curiosity and a love for learning.
Notable Quotes with Attribution
Trusty Narrator [00:00]: "I just blew into this here small town of Douglas, Wyoming, like a big old tumbling tumbleweed."
Chet Nickerson [04:15]: "Perhaps a jack cheese flavored cantaloupe. Sounds delicious."
Agent Gully [11:24]: "During a successful hunting trip, the boys nabbed themselves a jackrabbit."
Trusty Narrator [12:43]: "A cryptid is an animal that is claimed to have existed, but has never been proven so."
Agent Gully [13:50]: "They say jackalopes can talk."
Mox Folder [14:06]: "Oh, and their horns may contain a virus of unknown origin."
Final Thoughts
This episode of "Who Smarted?" masterfully intertwines folklore, science, and humor to explore the legend of the jackalope. By presenting a balanced view that includes both the creation of the myth and the enduring fascination it holds, the podcast not only entertains but also educates its young audience. Listeners are left with a greater appreciation for the stories that shape our understanding of the natural and the mystical world around us.