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Salami Sal
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Narrator/Announcer
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Salami Sal
All right.
Narrator/Announcer
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Salami Sal
Sweet.
Narrator/Announcer
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Trusty
And now it's time for who's Smarted? And let me have a half a pound of spicy salami, a third of a pound of oven roasted turkey breast, a pound of spiced ham, and £1.
Salami Sal
Ooh.
Trusty
I'll take a half a pound of liverwurst, two knobberwurst, and six bratwurst. Thanks, Sal.
Salami Sal
You got it, Trusty.
Mindy
Psst.
Trusty
Hey, smartypants. As you can hear, I'm at Sal's Deli picking up some deli meats. Oh, boy, oh, boy, do I love me some deli meats. Her luncheon meats, sandwich meats, cold cuts, whatever you want to call it. They have many names and come in many shapes, sizes, tastes, and textures. Some are wide, some are long, some are round, and some are square. There's even one with olives inside the meat. How do they even do that? Actually, I wonder, how do they do any of it?
Salami Sal
Okay, Trusty, here's your meat. Enjoy.
Trusty
Thanks. I say, Sal, you would know this. How are deli meats made? I mean, how does meat turn into long, smooth cylinders? And what's inside these things? And does Bologna have anything to do with the city of Bologna in Italy? Sure sounds like it.
Salami Sal
You know, Trusty, usually folks just grab their meats and go. They don't pepper me with questions unless they're a about my peppered pastrami or cracked pepper turkey.
Trusty
You're right. You're right. I know you're working and busy. Sorry, Sal. My bad.
Salami Sal
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say I wasn't gonna answer him. I am a stone cold cold cut expert. Did you know my name, Sal, is short for salami? And my last name, Capicola, is also a dry cured pork meat from the shoulder of a pig?
Trusty
Uh, no. Why would I know that?
Salami Sal
Yeah, sounds like there's a lot of stuff you don't know. Come on, come back here behind the counter. I'll tell you all about the delicious world of deli meats. Hey, Tony, you go help the people. I'll be back in about 1520. I'm having a meeting with my friend Trusty here. Get it? Meeting. Meats meeting.
Trusty
Yes, I got it. Usually I make the bad jokes, but hey, you're gonna share your deli meat secrets with me and the smarty pants. So you can say whatever you want. As we get ready for another whiff of delicious science and history on who smarted,
Salami Sal
who's smarted? Who's smart? Is it you? Is it me? Is it science or history? Listen up, everyone. We make smarting lots of fun, but who's smart? And
Trusty
so, salami Sal, how does a perfectly formed log of deli salami become a perfectly formed log of deli salami in the first place? Also, where have you taken me?
Salami Sal
Why? We're at the meat processing facility where the meat is well processed. You see all the salamis and bologna and turkey logs and etcs, they're all pretty much made the same way.
Trusty
And I'm guessing it has something to do with this slurry of meat I see in front of me.
Salami Sal
Hey, hey, don't call it a slurry. That sounds unappetizing. Call it a mixture. Also. Yes, that's what your deli meat looks like. At this stage, all deli meats start with raw meat, of course. And depending on what deli meat you're getting, the actual meat is different.
Trusty
Smarty pants. True or false? Most salami is made using pork. If you said true, you're right.
Salami Sal
Generally speaking, all the different types of salami are made using pork. That includes your Genoa salami, your foligno salami, which is known as the king of salami, your soppressetta, pepperoni, chorizo, peppered salami, cacciatore salami, finoccuono salami that has fennel in it, and wine salami.
Trusty
Wow, I didn't realize there were so many types of salami. I usually just say salami.
Salami Sal
Ah, amateur hour. Moving on. We've got pastrami, roast beef, and corned beef made using beef, of course. And then your sliced chicken breast or turkey breast deli meats which naturally come from chicken or turkey breast.
Trusty
I am trying not to drool.
Salami Sal
Yeah, but hold on. There's some magic going on in the meat world. Nowadays. You can get salamis and bolognese made with chicken. With turkey too.
Trusty
That's right. I love turkey pastrami, which is turkey seasoned like pastrami.
Salami Sal
Uh huh. In any case, it all starts the same way. Here in the processing plant, the raw meat is blended with water and salt and all sorts of Delicious spices. And these big machines you see, slice and dice and blend it all together.
Trusty
And that's how the slurry, I mean, mixture is made.
Salami Sal
Exactly. Come on over here. This is where the mixture gets its familiar deli meat shape.
Trusty
Ooh, I'm excited about this. What about you, smarty pants? Have you ever wondered how deli meats come in those long tube like shapes? Well, we're about to find out.
Salami Sal
Okay, this is where your mixture is placed in either a mold or a loaf pan.
Trusty
Mold? You can't eat mold.
Salami Sal
No, not that kind of mold. I'm talking about a tool used to help food take on a desired shape.
Trusty
Oh. Ooh.
Salami Sal
Phew.
Trusty
So the meat mixture gets placed in either a mold or a loaf pan,
Salami Sal
or it gets fed through a natural casing.
Trusty
Oh, what's that, Smartypants? Do you know? Yeah, me neither.
Salami Sal
A natural casing comes from the intestines of animals and it's mostly made up of collagen, which, believe it or not, is good for you.
Trusty
I see. So you're saying the meat gets pumped into an edible tube made from animal intestines. Okay, that's kinda weird.
Salami Sal
What's so weird about it? You've probably eaten tons of natural casings
Trusty
without even knowing it, Smarty pants. Could that be true? Have you ever eaten a natural casing?
Salami Sal
Ever had a hot dog or a sausage or a kielbasa?
Trusty
Well, of course. I love all three of those.
Salami Sal
Then you've had meat in a natural casing. Look at that.
Trusty
I had no idea. I didn't even taste it. Does it even have a taste?
Salami Sal
Not really. It's just there to hold the yummy sausage or hot dog meat together.
Trusty
Alrighty then. I guess I'm okay with casings. Do deli meats have them too?
Salami Sal
See, with deli meats, it's usually just the salamis that have a casing. With bologna or poultry based deli meats, the mixture is placed in molds or loaf pans and when cooked, it takes on the shape of the pan so no casing is needed.
Trusty
I see. And how are they cooked?
Salami Sal
That's my favorite part. Here, follow me.
Trusty
What's that?
Salami Sal
That, my trusty friend, is a walk in smoker.
Trusty
Cool.
Salami Sal
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't walk into it. You don't want to get smoked. It's for the meat.
Trusty
Right? Right. Safety tip, smarty pants. Do not walk into walk in meat
Salami Sal
smokers before you pick up your deliciously aromatic smoked turkey breast or smoked chicken breast slices at the deli counter. This is where they come to get smoked wrecks and wrecks of the meat mixture are placed into molds, then put into the smoker. It takes several hours of low and slow smoking to cook it. It's what gets it to firm up into the familiar log or round shape you see at the deli counter.
Trusty
Now we're talking. Yum. And what if it's not smoked? What if it's say, oven roasted turkey, for example?
Salami Sal
Same process, only it's a walk in oven instead of a walk in smoker.
Trusty
You don't want to walk into that either, I suppose.
Salami Sal
No. After this, the meats are packaged whole and sent to your local grocery store deli, ready to be sliced as thin or as thick as you want at the deli counter.
Trusty
Gotcha. Speaking of delis and deli counters, how did they come to be? We've talked about deli meats, but what makes them deli meats?
Salami Sal
Great question, trustee. The deli as we know it first appeared in Europe, Germany, to be exact. A long, long time ago.
Trusty
Smartypants, how old do you think the world's oldest delis are? Is it A, 100 years old, B, 200 years old, or C, 300 years old? If you said C, you're right.
Salami Sal
Yep. 324 years old, to be exact. The Diemeyer Delicatessen in Munich, Germany, is one of the oldest in the world, if not the oldest, it's definitely the largest in Europe.
Trusty
So obviously deli meats come from a shortened form of the word delicatessen. But what's a delicatessen?
Salami Sal
Well, delicatessen is a German word which actually comes from the French word delicatesse, which actually comes from the Italian word delicatesse, which actually comes from the Latin word delicatus.
Trusty
Okay, and what does this Latin turned Italian turned French turned German word actually mean?
Salami Sal
That's the best part. Delicatus means pleasing or delightful, giving pleasure.
Trusty
Okay, so a deli is a place that gives pleasure. I mean, I do take great pleasure in buying and eating my delicious deli meats and cheeses.
Salami Sal
I know you do. But get this. The delicatessen that started in Germany hundreds of years ago didn't actually sell deli meats right away. In fact, they sold something pretty different than meat.
Trusty
Hmm. Smarty pants, what do you think the Die Meyer Deli specialized in selling when it first opened in the year 1700, was it a, exotic fruits from tropical climates, B, school supplies like paper and pencils, or C, live chickens, hens and roosters? Well, if you said C, that's a great guess, but the answer is actually a Exotic tropical fruits.
Salami Sal
Later, they expanded to sell a broad range of goods like packaged foods, bread, cheese, and of course, your deli meats. Today, delis all across Europe are much the same. But what they call a deli in Europe, we would call a gourmet food store here in the United States. Delis on this side of the pond, a little bit different.
Trusty
Really? How so?
Salami Sal
Well, we've got deli counters at supermarkets, of course, but the most famous well known delis in the United States are also sit down restaurants that serve delicious deli meat sandwiches.
Trusty
I see. So not just a store.
Salami Sal
Exactly. The first delis in the United States opened in the 1800s. You'd mostly find them in big cities with large populations of European immigrants. Delicate hands. I'm talking Jewish delis, German delis, Italian delis, Eastern European delis. By the 1930s, New York City had about 1500 delicatessens.
Mindy
Whoa.
Salami Sal
Today there's a lot less. But some of the ones that are left are quite famous. Like Katz's Deli in New York City. They're definitely one of the most famous delis. They've been around since 1888. They're known for their humongous pastrami sandwiches.
Trusty
Smarty pants. If you've never tried pastrami and you're not vegetarian, I highly recommend it. Same goes for corned beef and brisket, all of which are sold at all delis.
Salami Sal
Oh, good stuff, I tell you.
Trusty
First of all, why is it pronounced Bologna but spelled B O, L, O, G N A, which should be pronounced Bologna. I know there's a city in Italy spelled the same way, except the city is pronounced Bologna, not Bologna or Bologna. So what's the deal? Does this beautiful old Italian city have anything to do with Bologna, which, let's be honest, is kind of boring. No offense.
Salami Sal
None taken. And to answer your question, yes, bologna and Bologna are related.
Trusty
I knew it. And we'll find out how right after this short break. And a word from our sponsors.
Salami Sal
I can't open this jar of pickles.
Trusty
Let me try, Grandpa.
Salami Sal
Ha. You've clearly been drinking your milk. Milk can help you build muscles. Free. We're finally free. Wait, who said that milk can't stop pickles from coming alive.
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Salami Sal
It all has to do with one of the most fancy deli meats of all.
Trusty
Wait, what? If you ask me, Bologna is one of the least fancy of the deli meats.
Salami Sal
Oh, it is. But Mortadella is not.
Trusty
Oh, wait, what's that?
Salami Sal
The deli meat, Bologna gets its name from the beautiful Italian city Bologna, where they don't have Bologna. Instead, they have Bologna's fancier, tastier older cousin, Mortadella.
Trusty
Ah, so Bologna comes from Mortadella, which comes from the city of Bologna.
Salami Sal
Exactly.
Trusty
I see. And what makes Mortadella So great.
Salami Sal
What doesn't? First of all, it's made from better quality pork than that supermarket bologna you're used to. Secondly, it's dotted with little circles of fat, which makes it even richer and tastier. And third, it's often dotted with pieces of pistachio nuts.
Trusty
Ooh, fancy.
Salami Sal
You bet. The city of Bologna takes its mortadella so seriously that in 1661, a law was written defining exactly what can and cannot be in mortadella. If you were caught making or selling fake mortadella, the punishment was severe.
Trusty
Oh, yeah? What did they do to you? Did they throw you in the mortadungeon?
Salami Sal
Okay, relax. But actually, if you were caught making or selling fake mortadella, your body would be stretched out on a rack not once, not twice, but three times. Then you'd be fined 200 gold coins, and all the fake mortadella you made would be destroyed.
Trusty
That is quite the punishment.
Salami Sal
They don't do that stuff anymore, of course, but they do have strict standards on making what is arguably the world's fanciest deli meat.
Trusty
Smartypants. Did you know lots of other delicious Italian foods you love come from the city of Bologna. Which of these sauces do you think comes from Bologna? Alfredo sauce, bolognese sauce, or pesto sauce? If you said Bolognese, you got it.
Salami Sal
One of my favorites. Sal Meaty. Hey, trusty, are you a fan of tortellini pasta?
Trusty
Of course.
Salami Sal
Well, that comes from Bologna too. And in Bologna, they stuff their tortellini with mortadella.
Trusty
Mmm. They should call that mortalini or tortadella.
Salami Sal
Ha. You should tell them that.
Trusty
Really? You think so?
Salami Sal
Hey, what's the worst they could do? Stretch out on a wreck?
Trusty
You know what? Maybe I'll just take my meats and go make a sandwich. Think. A big shout out to Gabby and Mason in Idaho. Thanks for listening to who Smarted every night and even during the day. I'm so glad you find smarting with us a fun way to learn. Keep on smarting on YouTube this episode. Deli Meats was written by Phil Pastrami Jarmi and voiced by Adam Delicounter Davis and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Spice Ham Hahn. Our associate producer is Max Cold Cuts Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Send a salami to your boy in the army, Suarez. With lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis. Who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colber. This has been an atomic audio production.
Salami Sal
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Salami Sal
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Who Smarted? Podcast Summary
Episode: What are Deli Meats made of?
Release Date: July 8, 2026
This episode of "Who Smarted?" takes listeners on a humorous and educational journey into the fascinating world of deli meats. With the help of deli expert Salami Sal, the episode explores the origins, manufacturing, shapes, casings, and history of deli meats such as salami, bologna, and mortadella. True to the show’s playful and engaging tone, the hosts weave in trivia, smartypants quizzes, and puns to entertain while enlightening kids and families about the science and story behind their favorite sandwich fillings.
Quote:
"Nowadays you can get salamis and bolognas made with chicken or turkey too." – Salami Sal (05:12)
Quote:
"A natural casing comes from the intestines of animals and it's mostly made up of collagen—which, believe it or not, is good for you." – Salami Sal (06:34)
Safety Tip:
"Do not walk into walk-in meat smokers before you pick up your deliciously aromatic smoked turkey breast…" – Trusty (08:04)
Quote:
"By the 1930s, New York City had about 1,500 delicatessens." – Salami Sal (12:11)
Memorable Fact:
"If you were caught making or selling fake mortadella, your body would be stretched out on a rack... three times." – Salami Sal (17:43)
Quote:
"In Bologna, they stuff their tortellini with mortadella." – Salami Sal (18:37)
The episode is full of clever puns, playful banter, and easy-to-understand explanations that keep kids engaged while offering real, scientific, and historical insights. Salami Sal brings comic, expert flavor; Trusty adds the relatable, curious point of view; and the format encourages call-and-response engagement with listeners (“Smartypants, what do you think?”).
In classic "Who Smarted?" style, this episode transforms lunchtime trivia into a laugh-out-loud science and history adventure. Listeners will walk away knowing the difference between bologna and mortadella, why some deli meats come in tubes, and just how far some people would go to protect the reputation of a fancy Italian sausage. Parents and teachers can use this episode as a springboard for discussions about food origins, history, and tradition, all while getting a big helping of fun.