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And now it's time for who Smarted? Psst. Hey, smartypants. Today I'm hanging out with my friend, Gerard Raffi. He mainly goes by Jerry with a G. Some other things to note. Jerry Raffi is tall. Really tall. Really, really, really, really tall. Also, if you have a problem, Jerry Raffi will always stick his neck out for you. Even if you don't have a problem, you, Jerry Raffi will still stick his neck out for you. Why do I say that? Well, because Jerry Raffi's neck is 8ft or 2.4 meters tall.
Jerry the Giraffe
Whoa.
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Yep, my pal Jerry's neck alone is taller than any basketball player in the NBA. Which seems kind of strange until I mention one other fact about my friend Jerry Raffi. You want to tell him?
Jerry the Giraffe
Gee, sure thing. Hey, smarty pants, if you haven't guessed by now, the reason I'm so tall and have such a long neck is because I'm a giraffe.
Host
And we are in for a treat today, smarty pants. Because today, Jerry Raffi is going to help us learn a lot of fun facts about giraffes.
Jerry the Giraffe
You bet I am. Um, like what?
Host
Like, where do giraffes live? Why do giraffes have yellow and brown fur? Just how tall are giraffes and how fast can they run?
Jerry the Giraffe
Oh, I can answer those. No problemo.
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Great. Then stick out Your necks lean in and listen and learn as we take another big whiff of science and history.
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Hey, Jerry, thanks so much for helping me dust the tops of my cabinets. I could never reach up there without getting a ladder.
Jerry the Giraffe
No problem, Trusty. And did you know you have a recipe for meat cake way up here on the top shelf?
Host
Uh, yeah, but you could just leave that up there. I won't be needing it anywho. Okay, smarty pants. As you already heard, my pal Jerry the giraffe has an eight foot long neck. But what else can you tell us about yourself so our smarty pants can have a better idea of what you look like.
Jerry the Giraffe
Oh, let's see. I have ears that stick out. My eyes are on the sides of my face. I have two bumps on my head called horns. But besides being tall, the first thing you probably notice about me is my yellow and brown fur that sort of looks like brown spots surrounded by yellow lines.
Host
I did notice that. Smarty pants, do you think there's a reason giraffes have yellow and brown fur? If you said yes, you're right. But why is it, A, to blend in with dirt and yellow grass, B, to stay cool in hot temperatures, or C, so no one can tell if they make a mess while eating a banana split with chocolate ice cream?
Jerry the Giraffe
The answer is A, to blend in with dirt and yellow grass.
Host
Great job. If you got that, smarty pants. You may remember from our episode on Animal Camouflage that many animals need to blend in with their surroundings either to sneak up on their prey or to hide from predators. Smartypants, when it comes to giraffes, which do you think it is? So, Jerry, what do you say?
Jerry the Giraffe
Giraffes are herbivores, which are animals that eat plants. And since we don't need to sneak up on trees and shrubs, our camouflage coloring exists to help us hide from predators.
Host
Ah, that makes sense. Is that what you said, smarty pants? Of course. It's wild to think that an animal as big and tall as a giraffe would be able to blend in with its surroundings.
Jerry the Giraffe
Yep. But thanks to our unique fur pattern and brown and yellow coloring, we do. Despite having the longest necks of any animal in the world. Whoa. Ah.
Host
You just mentioned the word unique. Smartypants, I'm sure most of you know what unique means, but if you're unsure, it means something that's rare or especially different or uncommon. And when it comes to giraffes, their super long necks are definitely unique. But that's not the only thing.
Jerry the Giraffe
Nope, my spots are also pretty unique.
Host
Smarty pants, how many giraffes share the exact same pattern of spots? Is it, A, all giraffes share the same spot pattern, B, only giraffes in the same family? Or C, each giraffe has its own pattern of spots?
Jerry the Giraffe
If you said, C, each giraffe has its own pattern of spots, you're right.
Host
Really? So no two giraffes look exactly the same?
Jerry the Giraffe
Nope. Our spot patterns are completely unique.
Host
Smartypants, can you think of something humans have that is completely unique to each person? If you said Fingerprints. Great job. So just like no two sets of fingerprints match, no two giraffes share the exact same pattern.
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Huh.
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I wonder if they've ever solved a crime that way.
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So you say a giraffe stole a cookie from the high shelf. Do you think you could recognize its spots if you saw it again?
Jerry the Giraffe
I don't think so. Besides, we don't eat cookies. We prefer leaves, shoots, and buds from trees and shrubs, especially acacia, mimosa and wild apricot trees. We especially like to eat leaves that have just started growing. And with our long necks, we're able to eat them right off the trees.
Host
Doesn't get any fresher than that. Is there anything else you eat?
Jerry the Giraffe
We're also known to snack on flowers, fruits, seeds, pods, vines, and sometimes, but rarely grass.
Host
You know, if I ordered a salad pizza, we could split it. You have the top, and I'll take the bottom.
Jerry the Giraffe
Hmm. I don't think they don't have too many pizzerias where we live.
Host
Probably not. And speaking of smartypants, where do giraffes live? Is it A, North America, B, Asia, C, Australia, or D, Africa? The answer is D, Africa.
Jerry the Giraffe
Giraffes live on the continent of Africa in various countries across east, southern and Central Africa, including Botswana, Kenya, South Africa, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia, and Zimbabwe, primarily in savannas and woodlands.
Host
Now, of course, we know that giraffes are the tallest animals on land, even taller than elephants. But you don't start out that way, smarty pants. Can you guess what baby giraffes are called? Are they A, calves, B, fawns, or C, Giraffe Junior? If you said A, calves, you're right. While a giraffe's spots may be unique, their baby name isn't because they share it with baby cows.
Jerry the Giraffe
We can't have everything trusty. Also, just like other animals, Mommy, giraffes watch over their calves and keep them safe. But unlike many other animals, a mother giraffe gives birth to her calf while standing up.
Host
Really? But isn't that a long way down for the newborn calf?
Jerry the Giraffe
Yes, but don't worry, it doesn't hurt. Also, a baby giraffe can stand soon after it's born. And most calves are already 6ft tall when they're born.
Host
6ft or 1.8 meters at birth. That's so tall they could be an NBA point guard.
Jerry the Giraffe
We're not good at dribbling. And then after that, we grow pretty quickly.
Host
I'll say, smarty pants. True or false? A baby giraffe looks like a miniature Adult giraffe. The answer is false.
Jerry the Giraffe
A giraffe calf's spots are very light, but they get darker as the calf gets older. Its horns are also flat, but they'll stand up soon.
Host
How many calves does a giraffe usually have at a time, Smarty pants? What do you think? Is it one, two, or three?
Jerry the Giraffe
The answer is just one.
Host
Yeah, I guess when you're giving birth to a six foot creature, one at a time is probably best. But when it comes to living, giraffes tend to live together in herds, Right?
Jerry the Giraffe
Right. And can you guess why?
Host
Smartypants, what do you think? Why do giraffes like to live in herds?
Jerry the Giraffe
That's because there's safety in numbers. Giraffe herds can look out for predators. And if we do find ourselves being attacked, we can fight back as a group.
Host
Wow, I can't imagine other animals wanting to bother something as tall as you, Smartypants. What animal do you think is a predator for giraffes? Here's a hint.
Jerry the Giraffe
Yup, lions are predators to giraffes. But even a lion on the hunt doesn't want to mess with a herd of giraffes. Stomping and kicking at it, no doubt.
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Okay, so when you're not watching out for lions, what do giraffes like to do? We'll find out right after this quick break and a word from our sponsors. I finally meet the height requirement of the roller coaster. Milk can help you grow.
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Jerry the Giraffe
Next stop, outer space.
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Jerry the Giraffe
Milk can't control where the ride goes.
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Now back to who smarted. I'm with my friend Jerry the giraffe, and he was just about to tell us how giraffes spend their day.
Jerry the Giraffe
Well, herds of giraffes are always happy to welcome new calves and work together to keep them safe. Giraffes also like to nuzzle each other, but as you might expect, we tend to spend most of our time eating.
Host
Smarty pants. Do you have any idea how much a giraffe eats? Yeah, me neither.
Jerry the Giraffe
Giraffes eat between 66 and 145 pounds, or 30 to 60 kilograms of food per day.
Host
Wow, that is a lot of leaves. How much do giraffes weigh?
Jerry the Giraffe
An adult male giraffe will weigh around 2,600 pounds, or 1,179 kilograms. And a female giraffe is a little lighter at around 1800 pounds, or 816 kilograms.
Host
That's like four grizzly bears. Of course, giraffes are more known for their height than their weight.
Jerry the Giraffe
Yep, people have always been fascinated by us. In fact, a long time ago in Africa, they used to tell a tale about why we have such long necks.
Host
Oh, yeah? What happened in this story?
Jerry the Giraffe
According to the legend, the giraffe used to look like a deer and only eat grass. But then one year, the grass dried up, and the giraffe had to turn to the leaves on the tall trees for food. But of course, we couldn't reach them. So we asked a magical witch doctor to make us tall. Our necks and legs grew long, and we could eat the leaves from the trees in order to survive.
Host
Interesting, smarty pants. As you might know, long ago, early humans often came up with stories like this to explain things they saw in nature. And while the story is kind of cool, it's obviously not true. Well, except for the part where the giraffes needed long legs and necks to reach the leaves in the tall treetops.
Jerry the Giraffe
You know, I can pick some leaves off the trees in your backyard if you want to try them. Trusty. There's really nothing better. Delicious and nutritious.
Host
Thanks, but I'll pass. And speaking of passing, giraffes are ruminants like cows, deer, and sheep. That means they have a special stomach called a rumen that contains bacteria to help break down coarse and tough food.
Jerry the Giraffe
Yep, when we break down the food, we make small, hard poops about the size of a marble.
Host
That's a lot smaller than I'd expect for an animal of your size.
Jerry the Giraffe
True, but we can make up to 15 kilograms, or 33 pounds, of poops a day.
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Gotcha. Well, feel free to use the litter box. That is, if you can fit in the bathroom. Now, we know Your neck is 8ft tall, but you've also got those long legs and big smarty pants. How tall do you think a giraffe is 10ft, 15ft, 20ft.
Jerry the Giraffe
I'm 18ft or 5.4 meters tall. Whoa.
Host
Whoa is right. That's as tall as a double decker bus.
Jerry the Giraffe
Not to brag, but my tongue is also incredibly long.
Host
It sure is.
Jerry the Giraffe
Yep, it's around 21 inches long. Almost the size of two rulers or
Host
a loaf of French bread.
Jerry the Giraffe
I use it to clean my ears. Watch.
Host
Who needs a washcloth when you've got a giant tongue? I also couldn't help but notice that your tongue is black. Most animals have pink or red tongues, so why is yours so different?
Jerry the Giraffe
Between eating and cleaning myself, my tongue spends a lot of time outside my mouth. The dark color of my tongue comes from a pigment called melanin that protects me from getting a sunburn on my tongue while eating.
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Host
A sunburned tongue sounds painful. Especially a tongue that big. I gotta say, Jerry, besides being super
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long and a little bit hairy, your
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neck is also super flexible. I'm wondering how many bones are in a giraffe's neck. Smarty pants. What do you think? Do you think a giraffe has more bones than a human neck, less bones than a human neck, or the same number of bones as a human neck?
Jerry the Giraffe
The answer is, surprisingly, a giraffe's neck actually contains the same number of bones as a human neck.
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But hold on. Humans only have seven bones in our necks. You're telling me there's only seven bones in that giant neck of yours? Your neck is bigger than a human's entire body.
Jerry the Giraffe
I know, but that's how it is. However, each of a giraffe's neck bones are much, much longer than a human's neck bones.
Host
Gotcha. That makes more sense. But still. Anyway, I think we've covered lots of ground here, and I know a lot more about giraffes than I did 15 minutes ago.
Jerry the Giraffe
That's good, because I should run.
Host
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had to be somewhere.
Jerry the Giraffe
No, I meant run for exercise. It's good to stretch out these long legs. Did you know giraffes can actually run up to 35 miles or 56 kilometers an hour?
Host
Wow. That's about the speed of a car driving through town. Which is good, because I'd give you a lift home, but there's no way you'd fit in my car. A super special shout out to Nazaret, Nehemiah and Josiah and mom Crystal, who are listening. In Charlotte, North Carolina, you sent us the sweetest note thanking us for all the learning we're providing your family and let us know how impressed you are with the show, especially our Hamilton episode. Well, a big thanks right back at you for all the kind words and for becoming who Smarted please plus subscribers and supporting the show. We're so happy to have your family as part of our Smarty family this episode. Giraffes was written by Sarah Sweetik and voiced by Connor. Toys R Us, Kid Quinn, Adam Nex Davis and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh how's the weather up there, Han? Our associate producer is Max Melman Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Baby G. Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Next Davis who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Audio production.
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Date: July 29, 2026
Host: Trusty (Atomic Entertainment/Starglow Media)
Featured Guest: Jerry the Giraffe
In this lively and humor-filled episode, the “Who Smarted?” team explores the fascinating world of giraffes—nature's tallest land animals. Trusty is joined by Jerry the Giraffe (“Jerry with a G”), who helps answer the big questions: What makes giraffes unique—beyond just being tall? Why do they have their distinct spots and long necks? What do they eat, where do they live, and how do they survive in the wild? The episode is filled with fun facts, playful banter, interactive trivia, and engaging stories sure to entertain kids and adults alike.
Physical Features
Why the Colors?
Fun Insight
Memorable Moment
What They Eat
Where They Live
How Much They Eat and Weigh
Height
Neck Bones
On uniqueness:
“Our spot patterns are completely unique.” — Jerry the Giraffe [10:52]
On diet:
“We prefer leaves, shoots, and buds from trees and shrubs… especially acacia, mimosa and wild apricot trees.” — Jerry the Giraffe [11:27]
On birth:
“A mother giraffe gives birth to her calf while standing up.” — Jerry the Giraffe [13:24]
On physical feats:
“I’m 18 feet (5.4 meters) tall.” — Jerry the Giraffe [19:17]
“My tongue is also incredibly long… around 21 inches long.” — Jerry the Giraffe [19:33]
On speed:
“Did you know giraffes can actually run up to 35 miles or 56 kilometers an hour?” — Jerry the Giraffe [21:08]
On giraffe necks:
“A giraffe’s neck actually contains the same number of bones as a human neck.” — Jerry the Giraffe [20:30]
Host: “Humans only have seven neck bones. Your neck is bigger than a human's entire body!” [20:38]
The episode maintains a bright, imaginative, and comical tone, offering factual content through the lively back-and-forth between Trusty and Jerry. With plenty of “did-you-know” moments, jokes, and engaging questions for kids, it’s a model of entertaining, accessible STEM education. The playful exploration of everything “giraffe”—from their extreme height to their unique camouflage and quirky habits—offers both solid learning and memorable moments for listeners of all ages.
This summary captures all major content sections from the episode after the ad breaks and into the main discussion, spotlighting the humor and facts that make "Who Smarted?" a beloved educational podcast.