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Grandpa
D kong.
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Grandpa
All right.
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Grandpa
Sweet.
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Trusty Narrator
Hey, smartypants. Trusty here. And I want to tell you about something that's going to make bedtime way more fun. Koala Moon. You know how much we love learning cool stuff together. Well, Koala Moon is packed with original bedtime stories and. And sleep meditations that deliver amazing life lessons, just in a way that helps you drift off to Dreamland with over 700 stories featuring awesome characters like Coco the Koala and the Jupiter Twins, there's always something new to discover. Koalamoon has already helped improve over 50 million bedtimes, and I think it can help yours, too. So ask a grownup to search Koala Moon on your favorite podcast, Apple, so you can try it tonight. And now it's time for Who Smarted?
Grandpa
Psst.
Trusty Narrator
Hey, smarty pants. You hear that sound? There's something in the air, in the wind, Flowing around us. Dancing through the leaves of the trees. Perhaps it's just a chill, or maybe it's a wisp of magic. Yes, there's certainly a bit of magic in the air tonight. Up ahead, I see the train coming to take us on a little adventure. Smarty pants. Can you guess where we're going? It's a place a lot of you are familiar with, maybe even dreamed about.
Grandpa
All aboard. Good evening, sir. May I have your ticket?
Trusty Narrator
Here you go.
Grandpa
Thank you. Have a splendid time in London.
Trusty Narrator
Thanks, I will. Okay, smarty pants. Now, I bet some of you thought I was boarding the Hogwarts Express to take me to Hogwarts. But believe it or not, the real magic happened on a regular train, just like this one, traveling from Manchester, England, to London. Any guesses why? Well, I'll tell you. Just over 30 years ago, a young secretary who loved to write was traveling this exact route when she suddenly had an idea for a story. A story about a boy who's a wizard but doesn't know it. And then she thought, what if this boy went to a wizarding school? As you can imagine, this young secretary became very excited about her new idea. But as the legend goes, for the first time in her life, she didn't have a pen on her, which meant she couldn't write anything down.
Grandpa
No.
Trusty Narrator
Instead, her mind filled with detail after detail, crafting the basic elements of her story as she waited for her train to reach London. Those magical elements would eventually come to life across seven books about a boy wizard named. You guessed it, Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Smartypants. Do you know the name of this author? Is it J.R.R. tolkien, E.B. white, or J.K. rowling? If you said J.K. rowling, you're right.
Grandpa
Next stop, London.
Trusty Narrator
It took Ms. Rowling five years to write the first Harry Potter book. And two years later, it was published at this train's very destination, London. One year later, Harry cast his spell on American audiences and the world. Since then, Harry Potter has become the top selling book series of all time, with more than 600 million copies sold worldwide. Enough to circle the world more than one and a half times.
Grandpa
Whoa.
Trusty Narrator
On top of that, there's a hugely successful movie series, several theme park attractions, a Broadway show, and countless toys and merchandise. Harry Potter certainly has been a magical moneymaker. So how did Harry Potter become the world's favorite wizard? What are some things about the series you may not know? And where will this story take us next? It's time for a wizardly whiff of science, history and magic. On
Grandpa
who smarted? Who's smarted? Who's smart? Is it you? Is it me? Is it science? Or history? Listen up everyone. Make smarting lots of fun. But who's smart?
Trusty Narrator
And hang on, smarty pants. We'll be right back with lots of smarting right after this quick ad break and a word from our sponsors. Picture it. The kids flying down the water slides, you actually relaxing for once. The whole pack together and nobody checking a phone. That's a day at Great Wolf Lodge. The kind your kids will be talking about all school year. And that's how you become when you stop letting the calendar win. True story. Last time I brought my pack, we closed down that 84 degree indoor water park. And here's what I'm excited about. It's Great Wolf's biggest sale of the year. The 84 degree sale book. August 2nd through the 5th. And a suite starts at just $84 a night. $84 gets your whole pack, the 84 degree water park, adventure attractions and free daily events from morning yoga to nightly family dance parties. And no two lodges are the same, so there's always something new. Parents, that's your yes. One simple number one easy getaway. No guilt. Don't miss it. Book August 2nd through 5th at greatwolf.com the 84 degree sale only at Great Wolf Lodge. Always just a short drive away. Restrictions apply. Discounts vary offer based on two guests per room and may be terminated without notice. See greatwolf.com for full details. Hey smartypants. Trusty here and I want to tell you about something that's going to make bedtime way more fun. Koala Moon. You know how much we love learning cool stuff together. Well, Koala Moon is packed with original bedtime stories and sleep meditations that deliver amazing life lessons just in a way that helps you drift off to Dreamland. With over 700 stories featuring awesome characters like Coco the Koala and the Jupiter Twins, there's always something new to discover. Koalamoon has already helped improve over 50 million bedtimes, and I think it can help yours too. So ask a grown up to search Koala Moon on your favorite podcast app so you can try it tonight.
Grandpa
Yeah, I can't open this jar of pickles.
Trusty Narrator
Let me try, Grandpa.
Grandpa
Ha.
Trusty Narrator
You've clearly been drinking your milk. Milk can help you build muscles.
Grandpa
Free.
Trusty Narrator
We're finally free.
Grandpa
Wait, who said that milk can't stop pickles from coming alive?
Trusty Narrator
Now back to who smarted. Hey, smarty pants. London's a lovely place to visit, but it didn't feel right to do a full episode on Harry Potter there. So maybe if we did one on the Dursley home, but I highly, highly doubt that would be much fun. It certainly wasn't a fun place for Harry. He was happy to escape to wizarding school. Smarty pants, in what real life location is this school? A the Swiss Alps B the Scottish Highlands or C the Cliffs of Dover. According to the legend, four masterful witches and wizards established a school in B the Scottish Highlands. As for the name of the school, do you know it, smarty pants? I bet most of you do. Go ahead, shout out your answer. Nope, not Nevermore. Uh, Isengard? No, that's a different fantasy story. Castle Grayskull? Nope. That's he man. Come on. Does anybody know the name? Anyone? Okay, I'm kidding. I'm pretty sure most of you are screaming the right answer. Hogwarts. Or officially Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As fans of the books and movies know, Hogwarts is not exactly open to everyone. It's said to be hidden by numerous charms and spells that keep uninvited Muggles like myself from finding it. Smarty pants, true or false, the word Muggle was created for the Harry Potter books. The answer is false. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word Muggle dates back to the 1200s. But back then it meant, quote, a tail resembling that of a fish. Not exactly what we mean by Muggle. Today. Because of Harry Potter, the dictionary added a new definition to the word Muggle. Do you know what it is? Is it, A, a person without magical powers, B, an adult in the wizarding world, or C, a crying ghost? Hello, Harry.
Archie
Long time, nosy.
Trusty Narrator
The answer, of course, is A. But while you and I don't have Harry's magical powers, what we do have is this flying car soaring towards Hogwarts.
Game Announcer
Whoa.
Trusty Narrator
We nearly hit that willow tree. That was close. But we crashed into the roof of a house. Oops.
Amelia
Hi, Amelia. Someone crashed into our flat again.
Archie
What's that?
Amelia
Some bloke in a car. Go right through the roof. He did.
Trusty Narrator
I am really sorry about that.
Archie
He got one of them flying cars.
Amelia
Yeah, but it ain't flying no more.
Trusty Narrator
I should probably get going. Here's my name and address. Send me a bill for the damages.
Amelia
Whoa, whoa, hold on. What kind of name is Trusty Narrator? Are you trying to pull a fast one?
Trusty Narrator
What, me? Never. It's my real name. At least for who Smarted.
Amelia
Who Smarted? Was it me or me?
Archie
Or at least I don't think it was me.
Trusty Narrator
No, no, no, no, no. It's a show. I do. In fact, I'm doing it now. And you're on it. What are your names, by the way?
Amelia
Name's Archie, and that's me wife, Amelia.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, hi there. Nice to meet you both. Again, real sorry about the roof. I.
Amelia
No need to apologize, mate. The roof needed some fixing anyway. Besides, it's nothing a little magic can't fix it.
Archie
Whoa.
Trusty Narrator
You're a wizard, eh?
Amelia
Part time.
Grandpa
Wow.
Trusty Narrator
The roof is fixed. But, hey, what happened to my car?
Amelia
It's gone. It won't bother us no more, Archie.
Archie
I told you I wanted a skylight. You fixed the roof, but where is me skylight?
Amelia
Oh, right. One skylight coming up.
Trusty Narrator
Um, that looks great, but about my car.
Archie
Say, does our new friend fancy a slice?
Trusty Narrator
A slice?
Amelia
Let me ask him. By any chance, do you like pizza?
Trusty Narrator
Pizza, smarty pants? They have no idea. I love pizza.
Amelia
Brilliant. You happen to be standing on the roof of the finest pizza shop in town. Come on,
Trusty Narrator
Smarty pants. Do you know the name of the town near Hogwarts? Is it A, Hogstown, B, Hogsmeade? Or C, Diagon Valley? Well, there is no Diagon Valley. But there is the magical Diagon Alley. But that's hidden in London. So the answer is B. Hogsmeade.
Amelia
Oh. But we ain't there. We're in a tiny hamlet not far off. But it's still the best pizza around.
Archie
Maybe the only pizza around here. Have a look.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, wow. Those pizza pies look and smell delicious. I think I'll try that one.
Amelia
No, no, no. You don't choose the slice. The slice chooses you.
Trusty Narrator
Really? How would a pizza slice choose.
Grandpa
Whoa.
Trusty Narrator
A slice just floated towards me.
Amelia
Good one too. Hamburger, sausage, green peppers?
Trusty Narrator
Oh yes please.
Archie
And beetles.
Trusty Narrator
Did you say beetles?
Archie
Yep. And I make an egg extra crunchy.
Trusty Narrator
I'm not that hungry after all.
Amelia
Not much of a wizard, eh? I thought you was heading up to Hogwarts.
Archie
Seems like a Ravenclaw to me.
Trusty Narrator
Oh boy, Smarty pants. What is Ravenclaw? A, the wizarding police force, B, a student house of Hogwarts Or C, what you call a teacher at Hogwarts? The answer is B. And while we're at it, just how many houses are there? 1, 2, 3 or 4? Yep, I heard most of you say 4. And you all know their names, right? Obviously there's Ravenclaw, but there's also Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and of course Slytherin. Fun fact about them, when author J.K. rowling came up with these names, she was once again traveling, this time on a plane. She wrote them down quickly on what she could find. And because of that, these names first appeared on a so called barf bag.
Game Announcer
Ew.
Trusty Narrator
In the wizarding world, Ravenclaw is known for intelligence and cleverness. So maybe I would fit in there. But here's the big question. Do you know what house Harry Potter belongs to? Yep. The house of bravery known as Gryffindor.
Archie
You know Harry Potter, do you?
Trusty Narrator
I feel like I do after reading all the books and seeing all the movies. So do a lot of people around the world. Smartypants. The Harry Potter series has been translated into many different languages. Care to take a guess? How Many is it? 20, 35? 62 or more? The answer is more. Harry Potter has been translated into over 85 languages and the books are sold in over 200 countries and territories.
Amelia
Whoa.
Trusty Narrator
Best of all, the Harry Potter books got kids excited about reading again. And why not? With lovable characters, thrilling adventures and magical settings, it's everything a kid's imagination wants. When the first Harry Potter book came out, it quickly appeared on the New York Times bestseller list, the first children's book to do so in more than 45 years. But guess what? Adults also enjoy reading about Harry's adventures, proving that Harry Potter truly is a story for all ages.
Amelia
I bought a tragic story. You know what happened to Harry's parents, right, Smartypants?
Trusty Narrator
Do you know? A they became New York jets fans, B they were kidnapped by an evil sorcerer, or C they were killed by Lord Voldemort.
Archie
He said it. He said the name.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, right. People in the wizarding world fear Lord Voldemort, especially after he killed Harry's parents.
Amelia
Ah, he said it again. The name's full of dark magic.
Trusty Narrator
Sorry, but actually the name of he who Should Not Be Named is from a real world language. Smartypants. What language does the word Voldemort come from? Is it A French, B Spanish, or C German? The answer is A Voldemort comes from French words meaning flight of death.
Archie
Blimey, why would you even need that word?
Trusty Narrator
The truth is, a lot of the story's elements are based on real world things. Harry himself is modeled after J.K. rowling's childhood friend. The plants at Hogwarts are real, and many of the spells are based on words used by ancient Romans. Even Headmaster Dumbledore's name is from an old English word, Smartypants. Can you guess what it means? Is it A, magician, B. Bumblebee, or C Lemon candy? The answer is B. Bumblebee.
Amelia
We ain't seen much of old Dumbledore round these parts.
Trusty Narrator
Well, I can tell you where you can see him and more of Harry right after this quick ad break. And some words from our sponsors. Hey, smarty pants. Trusty here and I want to tell you about something that's going to make bedtime way more fun. Koala Moon. You know how much we love learning cool stuff together. Well, Koala Moon is packed with original bedtime stories and and sleep meditations that deliver amazing life lessons, just in a way that helps you drift off to Dreamland. With over 700 stories featuring awesome characters like Coco the Koala and the Jupiter Twins, there's always something new to discover. Koala Moon has already helped improve over 50 million bedtimes, and I think it can help yours too. So ask a grown up to search Koala Moon on your favorite podcast Apple, so you can try it tonight. Now back to who smarted. Smartypants? You probably know this music. It's called Hedwig's Theme and it's heard throughout the Harry Potter films. The person who wrote it is a famous Hollywood composer. Can you guess what other theme music he wrote? Is it a Star Wars, B, Sunday Night Football, Or C, Superman? The answer is all three, and his name is John Williams.
Grandpa
Hmm.
Amelia
John Williams. Is he a wizard?
Trusty Narrator
I mean, he's certainly a wizard when it comes to creating famous theme songs, but think of him more as a Muggle with a wand for conducting an orchestra. The Harry Potter books became eight Harry Potter movies. And they were all huge hits.
Archie
I can't wait to see the next one.
Trusty Narrator
Hmm, smarty pants. Are they making another movie about Harry Potter? The answer is no. But Harry Potter's story is being retold through a new TV series. It's our next opportunity to see magic at Hogwarts. Though I was hoping to go there in person. Any chance you could conjure my car back for me?
Amelia
The way you drive, I don't think so.
Archie
Have a cockroach cluster Cow's own instead.
Trusty Narrator
I think I'm good. Hey, it's the train. Maybe it's the Hogwarts Express. Gotta go.
Grandpa
All aboard. Oh, it's you again.
Trusty Narrator
Nope, not the Hogwarts Express.
Grandpa
Sorry, no Muggles allowed. But the Warner Brothers studio tour is nearby. You can see the Hogwarts Castle used in the movies. It's just a model, but it's smashing.
Trusty Narrator
Great. And maybe I can come up with my cool story on the train ride. Uh, does anyone have a pen I can borrow? A big magical shout out to Jade and Emily listening in Enemclaw, Washington. I'm so glad you and your stepmom love listening to who Smarted every day on your one hour drive to school. Hearing that you love learning new facts and look forward to listening, laughing and learning with us every day makes me a very happy narrator. This episode, Harry Potter, was written by Dave Lord Beaudreamont and voiced by Emma the Wizard Wilson, Tim Muggle Morgan, Adam Death Eater Davis and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Hogwarts Hahn. Our associate producer is Max Cornish. Pixies Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Squib Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis. Who's Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Audio production
Grandpa
Too Smart.
Trusty Narrator
Hey, smarty pants. Trusty here and I want to tell you about something that's going to make bedtime way more fun. Koala Moon. You know how much we love learning cool stuff together. Well, Koala Moon is packed with original bedtime stories and sleep meditations that deliver amazing life lessons just in a way that helps you drift off to Dreamland. With over 700 stories featuring awesome characters like Coco the Koala and the Jupiter Twins, there's always something new to discover. Koala Moon has already helped improve over 50 million bedtimes, and I think it can help yours too. So ask a grown up to search Koala Moon on your favorite podcast app so you can try it tonight.
Date: July 31, 2026
Host: Trusty Narrator (Atomic Entertainment / Starglow Media)
This episode of "Who Smarted?" explores the origins of the Harry Potter phenomenon, digging into how author J.K. Rowling conceived the world-famous series, its real-world inspirations, lesser-known facts, and its immense cultural impact. The episode weaves together humor, kid-friendly trivia, quirky side characters, and delightful adventures—making it as educational as it is entertaining.
This episode of "Who Smarted?" is a magical, laugh-filled quest into the roots and wonders of Harry Potter, blending trivia, storytelling, and sharp wit. It reveals the real-life inspirations and details behind J.K. Rowling’s legendary series, spotlights quirky facts (like Hogwarts house names appearing first on a barf bag), and highlights how Harry Potter enchanted the world—encouraging both children and adults to love reading. The episode ends on a hopeful note—perhaps the next great story could come to you on a train, too... as long as you remember to bring a pen.