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B
Yikes.
A
I can't have a slug in my garden, smarty pants. It'll eat everything. I'm just gonna pick him up with my garden gloves on because slugs have parasites and relocate him out of my yard. Ew, he's so slimy. Sayonara, slug.
B
Wait, don't fling me.
A
Hey, it's a talking slug.
B
Please, I don't want to move. I like it here.
A
Yeah, but it's my garden, my rules. Time to go, Sluggo.
B
Hey, how'd you know my name is Sluggo? Also, can't I at least plead my case?
A
Fine. Give me one reason I shouldn't toss you from my garden.
B
I'll give you several. For one thing, I don't just eat flowers and veggies.
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Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
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I also eat all the gross stuff like rotting leaves, decaying plant matter, and my personal fave, animal droppings. I can eat 40 times my body weight every day. And by eating all that stuff and pooping it back out, I help refresh your soil. Also, even if you throw me out, you'll never get rid of all of us. The average garden can have as many as 20,000 slugs in it at any one time. You're only seeing about 5% of us because the other 95% are underground.
A
Okay, Sluggo, I'll make you a deal. I'll let you stick around if you promise to spill your slimy guts about everything that me and the smarty pants want to know about slugs. Like, what's the difference between a slug and a snail? Why are slugs so slimy? How do slugs defend themselves when attacked? And is there really a slug that weighs as much as a dog?
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Deal.
A
Great. Get ready to slug it out, smarty pants. It's time for another whiff of science. On who smarted,
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A
Okay, Sluggo, let's get one thing out of the way. How are you a slug different from a snail? I mean, besides the obvious fact that snails have shells to crawl in?
B
Um, yeah, that's about it, really. We're both mollusks, which is a type of soft bodied animal that lives in a damp or watery environment and sometimes has a shell. Ever heard of an octopus?
A
Yes, Sluggo. I've heard of octopuses. We even did an awesome episode of who Smarted on Octopuses. I don't live under a rock, you know, unlike slugs.
B
All right, pal, no need to get an attitude about it.
A
Sorry. I was hoping to get some gardening done, not converse with a slug. But please, as you were saying, an
B
octopus is a mollusk too. So are clams and oysters. But slugs and snails belong to a special group of mollusks called gastropods, which mostly live on land.
A
What do you think the word gastropod literally means, smarty pants? Is it A, stomach foot, B, head, finger, or C nostril thigh? The answer is stomach foot. What does that mean, sluggo? Is your foot a stomach, or is your stomach a foot?
B
My stomach. Actually, pretty much the entire underside of my body is a foot. And that big muscle is how I get around. Check it out. When I want to move, I contract and relax my foot muscle underneath me, and that makes a wave from the back of me to my front, which propels me forward. See?
A
Um, propels might be too strong a Word.
B
Are you implying I'm slow?
A
Well, you're not exactly speedy.
B
Fair point. Slugs have a top speed of a blazing 0.18 miles per hour. Your average turtle moves 10 times as fast. It takes 33 hours to walk a mile if I stay really focused. In fact, that's why we're called slugs. It comes from an old word that means lazy person, which I find incredibly insulting.
A
Yeah, you're not lazy.
B
You're just in no particular hurry.
A
Exactly. You know, I think I'm gonna shrink myself down to your size, Sluggo, so I can get a better look at you. I'll just open my shrinkify app. Whoa. What are those long, pointy things sticking out of your head?
B
Tentacles. As you can see, I have eyes at the tip of each one. And then I have these two other tentacles pointing toward the ground. I use those for smelling and feeling my way around.
A
Interesting. Let's say you do come across one of my tomato plants, Sluggo. What then? I assume you have a mouth under there somewhere?
B
Of course. But I guarantee it's unlike any mouth you've ever seen. Take a wild guess at how many teeth I have.
A
What do you think, smarty pants? Does a slug have 27 teeth? 1,000 teeth or 27,000 teeth? Believe it or not, the answer is 27,000 teeth.
B
Oh, yeah. My teeth are actually called denticles. And they're so small you can only see them with a microscope. They make up my radula, which is basically a ribbon of teeth I use like a saw to cut and grind things like these leaves so I can eat them.
C
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
A
Wow. Tentacles and denticles. Pretty cool, Sluggo.
B
I also have a pneumostome. That's this hole in my side I used to breathe through.
A
Oh, like a whale's blowhole.
B
Same idea.
A
Don't take this the wrong way, Sluggo, but what's that weird thing on your back just behind your head? It kind of looks like you're wearing a saddle.
B
That's called my mantle. It's the closest thing I have to a shell. In fact, some types of slugs still have a bit of shell inside their mantle. It's kind of a leftover from slugs evolving from snails over millions of years. I can even retract my head into my mantle for extra protection if I need to, but it's nowhere near as hard as a snail shell.
C
Huh.
A
There's a lot more to slug anatomy than I thought. No offense, but from up high, you kind of Just look like a fat worm.
B
Uh, trusty, you can't say no offense. Then call me a fat worm.
A
Sorry, that was rude. Excuse me a sec. I just want to water that plant behind you.
C
Ew.
A
What did I just step in?
B
That would be my slime trail.
A
So much for my new sneakers. Pro tip, always gardening boots. Hey, smartypants, what do you think a slug secretes from its foot to create a slime trail? Is it water, mucus, or hair styling gel? If you said mucus. Nice.
B
I actually make two different kinds of mucus. A thin, watery kind, and a thick, sticky version. The thick, sticky stuff is what covers the whole outside of my body. Releasing a trail of slimy mucus not only makes it easier for me to move, it protects me from rocks, twigs, and other sharp objects in my path.
C
Really?
B
In fact, my mucus is so protective, I can crawl over a sharp knife and not cut myself. Wanna see?
A
No, we're not playing with knives, Sluggo. But I believe you. Is that all your slime trail does?
B
Nope. I use my slime trail to find my way back home. And slugs use each other's slime trails to identify each other or track down possible mates. That's because each slime trail is as unique as a human fingerprint.
A
No way.
B
Way. But do you know the most important reason slugs make slimy mucus?
A
Any guesses, smarty pants?
B
It's to keep our bodies moist so we don't dry out. Slugs are almost 90% water. For us, drying out is bad news. I don't even like going out on windy days because the wind can dry me. Just like those hand blowers in public restrooms.
A
No wonder slugs spend so much time underground.
B
Yep, my favorite place to hang is a cool underground tunnel or under some leaves or a nice damp log. And I try to stay in when the sun is out and only go out at night or right after it rains. Of course.
A
It's all making sense to me now. So are all slugs around the same size as you, Sluggo? Which is less than an inch long?
B
Yeah, we're not too big. It takes nine garden slugs to weigh as much as a penny. But there are bigger slugs, like the spotted garden and giant slug, which are 3 to 7 inches long. But there's something even bigger.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
Oh yeah. In fact, I'll text them. Right? You're not going to believe your weird looking human eyes when you see him.
A
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B
Meet Cecil the sea slug.
D
Sup? In case you're wondering, I'm a type of sea slug called a Black Sea Hare. My friends and I mostly live off the coast of California and northern Mexico.
A
Wow, Cecil, how big are you?
D
When I'm fully extended, I'm a little over three feet long. Last time I weighed myself, I was 31 pounds.
C
Whoa.
A
That's as big as a dog. You weigh more than a bicycle. I guess you don't have to worry too much about other creatures trying to eat you.
D
Yeah, that's not really a problem for me. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for Sluggo here. Regular slugs have to worry about all kinds of predators.
B
That's right. Luckily, I've developed some defense mechanisms. For example, if I'm attacked, I can contract my body until I'm tiny and round like this, which makes me harder to grab. And some kinds of slugs can escape from predators by using something called autotomy.
A
What do you think autotomy is, smarty pants? Is it the ability to A, become invisible, B, expand to 30 times your normal size, or C, disconnect one of your own body parts? If you said C, disconnect, you're right.
B
That means if a predator grabs onto you, you can just release your tail end and run away at 0.03 miles per hour. Well, yeah, but we can also stretch ourselves out to 20 times our normal length, which makes us super flat and skinny. This makes it possible for us to wriggle into the tiniest of holes.
A
Brilliant. So who are your predators?
B
You name it. Almost every animal you can think of loves to eat slugs, frogs, lizards, snakes, beetles, raccoons, possums, salamanders, and. Oh, nice bird noise, Trusty.
A
Um, that wasn't me. Look out. Yikes. That hawk just snatched Sluggo. Cecil, what do we do?
D
Don't worry, Trusty. He's got this.
B
I'm back. What'd I miss?
A
Sluggo. How'd you get away?
B
I slimed him. I'm covered in mucus, remember? You try keeping a slippery wiggling slug in your beak while you're flying. 50 miles per hour. Not to mention my slime tastes pretty gross.
A
Well, I'm glad you're back.
B
Hey, look at this guy. One minute he was ready to throw me away, and now.
A
Hey, just do me a favor and take it easy on my vegetable garden, would you?
B
Deal. I'll stick to the yucky stuff, like animal droppings.
A
Perfect.
B
Yo, Cecil. I'll race you to those rotting strawberries you're on.
A
This is some race. I could time you with a calendar. No offense. A Slimy in a good way shout out to Grayson in Danielson, Connecticut. I'm so happy you love learning about all kinds of things, especially stuff involving Chet Nickerson and Meat Cake. Now that's what I call a super smarty fan. This episode, Slugs was written by Steve Mollusk Movies Melcher and voiced by Michael Irsu, Salmon Trader and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Hahn, who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Relic Room Studios. Our associate producer is Max Mantle Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Slime Trail Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Slugs Davis, who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
Podcast: Who Smarted?
Episode: Why are Slugs so slimy?
Date: June 19, 2026
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This hilarious and deeply informative episode of Who Smarted? dives into the world of slugs—creepy, crawly little gastropods usually found in gardens and fields. The episode explores why slugs are so slimy, their role in the ecosystem, how they differ from snails, their anatomy, defense mechanisms, and features a (very slow) race between a garden slug and a giant sea slug. With a tone that’s equal parts goofy and gross-out fun, kids (and adults) will come away with a newfound appreciation for slugs and their slime.
On garden slug statistics:
“The average garden can have as many as 20,000 slugs in it at any one time. You're only seeing about 5% of us because the other 95% are underground.”
– Sluggo (B), 03:05
On gastropod meaning:
“My stomach. Actually, pretty much the entire underside of my body is a foot.”
– Sluggo (B), 05:26
On slug speed:
“Slugs have a top speed of a blazing 0.18 miles per hour. Your average turtle moves 10 times as fast. It takes 33 hours to walk a mile if I stay really focused.”
– Sluggo (B), 05:58
On slug teeth:
“Does a slug have 27 teeth? 1,000 teeth or 27,000 teeth? Believe it or not, the answer is 27,000 teeth.”
– Narrator (A), 07:22
On slug slime:
“I actually make two different kinds of mucus. A thin, watery kind, and a thick, sticky version. The thick, sticky stuff is what covers the whole outside of my body. Releasing a trail of slimy mucus not only makes it easier for me to move, it protects me from rocks, twigs, and other sharp objects in my path.”
– Sluggo (B), 09:11
On drying out:
“Slugs are almost 90% water. For us, drying out is bad news. I don't even like going out on windy days...”
– Sluggo (B), 10:09
Cecil the Sea Slug’s entrance:
“When I'm fully extended, I'm a little over three feet long. Last time I weighed myself, I was 31 pounds.”
– Cecil (D), 14:45
On autotomy defense:
“That means if a predator grabs onto you, you can just release your tail end and run away at 0.03 miles per hour.”
– Sluggo (B), 15:58
On escaping a hawk:
“I'm back. What'd I miss?”
“Sluggo. How'd you get away?”
“I slimed him. I'm covered in mucus, remember? ... Not to mention my slime tastes pretty gross.”
– Sluggo (B), 16:54–16:56
| Time | Segment | Detail | |-----------|-----------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:56 | Introduction to Sluggo | Narrator confronts the garden slug; Sluggo introduces himself. | | 03:17 | Slug vs. Snail | Core biological differences are discussed. | | 05:26 | How Gastropods Move | Slug movement explained; “stomach foot”. | | 06:41 | Shrinking Down to Slug Size | Tentacles, sense organs, and teeth explored. | | 07:22 | Slug Teeth | 27,000 teeth and how they work. | | 08:49 | Stepping in Slime | Slug slime types and uses; slime as a navigation and defense tool. | | 10:09 | Importance of Moisture | Why slugs avoid the sun and wind; what happens if they dry out. | | 10:48 | Slug Sizes, Introduction of Cecil | Discovery of slugs’ massive cousin, the sea hare. | | 14:45 | Meet Cecil the Sea Slug | Cecil describes his size and lifestyle. | | 15:36 | Defense Mechanisms | Slug tricks: autotomy, contraction, stretching, and use of slime to escape. | | 16:54 | Sluggo Escapes the Hawk | Demonstration of slime as a last-resort defense. | | 17:19 | Peace Treaty | The narrator agrees to let Sluggo stay in exchange for eating only the yucky stuff.|
The episode is lighthearted, silly, interactive, and packed with gross-out facts that delight kids (“animal droppings”, “slime trails”, “27,000 teeth”). The characters (narrator, Sluggo, and Cecil) bring the science to life, prompting listeners with quiz questions, jokes, and fourth-wall-breaking asides to keep young minds focused and laughing.
This episode turns a slimy garden encounter into an engaging exploration—funny, factual, and full of memorable moments that spark curiosity about the natural world!