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Trusty Narrator
And now it's time for who's Smarted?
Bryce
Psst.
Trusty Narrator
Ahoy, smarty pants. I mean, hey, smarty pants. Trusty narrator here. You're not going to believe where I am right now. It's something that's fascinated me ever since I was just a young narrator about your age. And it's something I've always wanted to do. Listen closely to the sounds. It might give you a helpful hint as to my mysterious whereabouts.
Deckhand
Alrighty, bub. Lower it down another 50ft or so. We haven't reached the bottom yet.
Trusty Narrator
I bet most of you have guessed I'm on a boat. Well, guess what? You're right. But it's not just any boat. It's what's known as a salvage vessel. A salvage vessel is a large boat with all kinds of special equipment on board. Things like a crane, sonar, polling tanks, and other cool stuff that's all used in service of one specific purpose, smarty pants. Any guesses what that purpose is? Is it A, to catch a really big fish, B, to collect trash floating in the ocean, or C, to search for and explore the remains of a shipwreck from years ago? If you said C to search for shipwrecks, you're right.
Bryce
Hey, trustee. I was wondering where you'd run off, too.
Trusty Narrator
Oh, sorry about that, Bryce. I just wanted to tell all the smarty pants how excited I am to be on a salvage boat searching for shipwrecks.
Bryce
Ah, yes, we all know. You've told us 17 times already.
Trusty Narrator
My friend Bryce is what's known as a maritime archaeologist. He focuses on both wet and dry sites with where shipwrecks may have occurred. He's also kind of snarky, which I guess makes him a snarkologist too. But that's okay. I'm just glad he invited me to come along with him on this adventure.
Bryce
It's my pleasure, Trusty. I love sharing these experiences with people who are interested in learning about shipwrecks.
Trusty Narrator
What about you, smarty pants? Are you interested in learning more about shipwrecks? Things like why do shipwrecks happen? Where do most shipwrecks occur?
Bryce
That would be in the water.
Trusty Narrator
See? Told you he was snarky. As I was saying, what kinds of things can you recover from shipwrecks? And how do you find a shipwreck in the first place? Join me on an adventure with a whiff of science, history and seawater on who Smarted?
Audience/Chorus
Who's smarted? Who's smart? Is it you? Is it me? Is it science? Or History. Listen up everyone. We make smarting lots of fun, but who's smartass?
Trusty Narrator
Okay, Bryce, I just noticed one of the deckhands lowering a heavy cable with a huge hook on the end down into the water. What exactly are they doing?
Bryce
Good question, Trusty. Maybe your smarty pants friends want to take a guess?
Trusty Narrator
Sure, go ahead smarty pants. Shout out what you think is going on here. I heard someone say to lift up really heavy stuff. That's an excellent guess. Indeed it is.
Bryce
Even better, it's quite accurate. Here, check out the underwater view screen. What do you see?
Trusty Narrator
It's pretty cloudy down there. I see something kinda square shaped, covered in barnacles. No, it's not that. It sorta looks like a big trapdoor with a large handle on top.
Bryce
Bingo.
Trusty Narrator
I see. So they're trying to position that large hook so that it can lift open the door.
Bryce
Yep.
Trusty Narrator
Ooh, could there be something valuable inside? Like perhaps sunken treasure?
Bryce
Well, maybe not the way you're thinking of it, but we hope there's something of value down there.
Trusty Narrator
Me too. Me too. But wait, how did you know where this particular wreck went down and what it was carrying?
Bryce
Well, trusty, to find out this information we had to do lots of research. But the more we dug into it, the more intrigued we became. And by we, I meant my crew.
Deckhand
And I. Oh yeah, this could be the big one.
Trusty Narrator
Now I'm intrigued. So what did you learn?
Bryce
Well, do you remember the names of the three ships the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus used in 1492 when he set out from Spain to cross the Atlantic Ocean in search of India and China?
Trusty Narrator
I do, but let's see if the smarty pants know true or false. Smarty pants? The names of those three ships were the Titanic, the Queen Mary, and the SS Minnow. If you said false, you're right. Go ahead, shout out the names of Columbus's ships. I heard you smarties. They are of course, the Neenah, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
Bryce
Very nice. But I bet you didn't know what happened to each of them.
Trusty Narrator
Uh, you're right, I don't. But something tells me I'm about to.
Bryce
Legend has it the Santa Maria, which was primarily a cargo ship, was the slowest of the three vessels. Fortunately, it performed well during the crossing of the Atlantic. That is, until on all days Christmas Eve, Columbus decided to hand over the steering duties to a trusted crewman in order to get some well needed sleep.
Trusty Narrator
Uh oh. I have a feeling something bad happened.
Bryce
Oh yeah. With the seas being calm that evening, that skilled Crewman decided to catch some Z's themself and pass the wheel to a lonely cabin.
Trusty Narrator
Boy, oh boy.
Bryce
The ocean currents carried the ship way off course, stranding her on a beach in a place once called Hispaniola that's now part of Haiti.
Trusty Narrator
Wait, so you think the shipwreck below us right now is the famous Santa Maria that Columbus sailed on?
Bryce
Yep. Or at least part of it.
Trusty Narrator
What do you mean, part of it?
Bryce
Well, when Christopher Columbus and his men were unable to dislodge the Santa Maria, they decided to strip down much of the boat's still functioning parts to use elsewhere. Supposedly, most of the timber was used to build a fort on the island. So unfortunately, we're not talking a fully intact sunken vessel here. Far from it.
Trusty Narrator
Gotcha.
Bryce
Anything remaining would be spread out in all directions by now, assuming it hadn't already decayed. After all, it's been over 500 years since she ran aground.
Trusty Narrator
Rights. But wouldn't other teams have already salvaged everything from that wreck?
Bryce
One would think that's why we never really know until we've gotten up close and begin the salvaging process.
Trusty Narrator
I see. So what are the most common reasons why ships sink in the first place? Smarty pants, what do you think are the most common reasons ships sink? Go ahead, shout out your answers. I heard pirates overtaking the ship.
Bryce
Poor.
Trusty Narrator
Maintenance or faulty equipment. Oh, and some of you said human error. Like giving the wheel to a lowly cabin boy.
Audience/Chorus
Uh oh, whoops.
Bryce
All good answers. And yes, many shipwrecks are caused by those. But the most common reason for shipwreck is flooding from grounding or collision.
Trusty Narrator
Look out.
Audience/Chorus
Iceberg straight ahead.
Trusty Narrator
I take it shipwrecks have been happening since the invention of boats.
Bryce
For sure. I was just doing research on a vessel that was recovered in 1975 near the Greek island of Dokos. That dates back to around 2200 BCE. Whoa.
Trusty Narrator
And logically, I assume the deeper the water, the more difficult it is to recover the contents of the ship.
Bryce
Right again. I believe the deepest recovery up to this point has been the USS Samuel B. Roberts. Also known as the Sammy B. She was a naval destroyer that went down in battle in the Philippine Sea, nearly 23,000ft, or 7 kilometers below the surface.
Trusty Narrator
When I think of shipwrecks, I typically imagine they happen out on the open sea or near tropical islands. But I take it that's not always the case.
Bryce
Nope. Believe it or not, some 2,000 wrecks have occurred on Lake Erie alone, with only 400 or so actually salvaged.
Trusty Narrator
Is that because it's such a vital transportation route for so many years?
Bryce
That's right. Schooners, freighters, steamships, you name it, they were all used to transport something from point A to point B and everywhere between.
Trusty Narrator
I bet. And more ships means the probability of more shipwrecks.
Bryce
The waters along the coast of North Carolina have the distinction of being known as the graveyard of the Atlantic due to the unusually large number of ships lost there. They attribute it to the constantly shifting sands that caused the vessels to run agrounds.
Trusty Narrator
That's not good for them.
Bryce
For me, it doesn't stink.
Trusty Narrator
Where else do ships go down a lot?
Bryce
Bermuda is pretty much considered the shipwreck capital of the world with over 300 wrecks known to have occurred in the waters off of that beautiful island.
Trusty Narrator
That's a lot of wrecks for one small area.
Bryce
Yep, and the cause is something scientists are still trying to figure out. Not me. I'm just trying to find them and see what I can find on them.
Trusty Narrator
So tell me, what are some of the most valuable sunken treasures ever discovered on a wrecked ship?
Bryce
I knew you were going to ask that.
Trusty Narrator
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Bryce
Valuable shipwrecks ever discovered in terms of value. Some of the largest hauls of recovered treasure have reached into the hundreds of millions of dollars. And yes, they often consist of gold and silver coins.
Trusty Narrator
Amazing.
Bryce
Hey, do you still have your teleportation app handy?
Trusty Narrator
Of course. I never narrate without it.
Bryce
Great. Set it to St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands.
Trusty Narrator
Sure thing. Here we go.
Bryce
Check it out. We're at one of the coolest places for kids and adults called the Pirate Treasure Museum. It's a shipwreck museum featuring the finds from deep ocean discoveries conducted by the Odyssey Marine Exploration.
Trusty Narrator
Interesting. I'm seeing lots of different coins, bottles, and exotic jewelry. Oh, they even have an awesome wooden replica of a pirate from back in the day.
Bryce
That's Captain Thomas Tew. And much of what you see right here is the bounty stowed safely aboard his famous pirate ship known known as the Amity.
Trusty Narrator
I see. And what happened to the Amity?
Bryce
It took one too many cannonballs during a battle along the Mandab Strait. A lot of valuables were recovered. Of course, they all belong to other people. Pirates are really just robbers and thieves on the high seas.
Trusty Narrator
Gotcha. People tend to romanticize pirates, but a lot of what they did was not cool. But being able to find, explore, and salvage or recover the items from shipwrecks is very cool.
Bryce
It's a living. Hey, I've got a few questions for you and the smarty pants. How many shipwrecks are believed to be on the ocean floor right now?
Trusty Narrator
Oh, that's an interesting question, smarty pants. What do you think? Is it 5240-003001-68000, or 3 million shipwrecks on the ocean floor?
Bryce
Well, the national oceanic and atmospheric Administration, or NOAA, has mapped out 4,300 shipwrecks, but there are many, many more to be found. By some estimates, there are as many as 3 million shipwrecks currently on the ocean floor.
Trusty Narrator
Wow, that should keep you pretty busy, Bryce.
Bryce
Oh, yeah. But here's the crazy part, smarty pants. There's about 100,000 ships sailing on the ocean right now, this vessel being one of them. Which means there are 30 times as many ships under the sea as above it.
Trusty Narrator
That's a lot of accidents, pirates, naval battles, bad weather, and other nautical nonsense.
Bryce
Yep, but in the salvage business, one ship's pain is another ship's gain.
Audience/Chorus
Jackpot.
Trusty Narrator
Um, does that get split up among, you know, everyone on board?
Bryce
No.
Trusty Narrator
Looks like someone just sunk our friendship. A super shout out to a pair of smarty fans, Scarlet and Maverick Wong. In Calgary, Alberta. I hear you listen every night before bed and that you love learning along with me, the trusty narrator. Aw, we love that you're part of our Smarty family. Thanks. This episode, Shipwrecks, was written by Dave Down With a Ship Davis and voiced by Sheffield SOS Chastain. Max Crash Kamasky, Adam Rex Davis and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Iceberg. Ahead Han, who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Relic Room Studios. Our associate producer is Max Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Salvaged Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis, who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colber. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
Episode Date: January 2, 2026
Host: Trusty Narrator
Guest Expert: Bryce, Maritime Archaeologist
In this exciting, humor-filled episode, the Trusty Narrator and maritime archaeologist Bryce embark on a hands-on adventure aboard a salvage vessel to explore the mysterious world of shipwrecks. The episode dives into why ships sink, famous wrecks and lost treasures, underwater recovery challenges, and fascinating shipwreck trivia. Incorporating lively banter, interactive questions, and memorable facts, the show makes marine history and science both entertaining and accessible for curious kids and families.
[05:41] Bryce recounts how Columbus’s flagship, the Santa Maria, famously wrecked on Christmas Eve in 1492 due to human error:
Bryce: “With the seas being calm that evening, that skilled Crewman decided to catch some Z's himself and pass the wheel to a lowly cabin boy.” [06:13]
[07:57] Kids guess possible reasons, from pirates to poor maintenance.
Bryce: “The most common reason for shipwreck is flooding from grounding or collision.” [08:27]
Notable Moment: Titanic reference: “Iceberg straight ahead!” [08:39]
[13:09] Some shipwrecks have yielded treasures worth hundreds of millions of dollars, mainly gold and silver coins.
Virtual Field Trip: Listeners are “teleported” to the Pirate Treasure Museum in St. Thomas, Virgin Islands ([13:47]), viewing artifacts from famous recovery expeditions.
Notable Quote:
This episode is a treasure trove of seaworthy science, history, and playful exploration. Kids learn not only why ships have sunk across the centuries, but how maritime archaeologists piece together these watery mysteries and sometimes recover astonishing treasure. Set against the backdrop of real-world adventure and laced with memorable facts, “Why do Ships Sink?” is an episode kids and adults alike will enjoy re-playing—proving that learning should always be both smart and fun!