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Adam Tex Davis
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Ryan Spivak
Huh?
Adam Tex Davis
Technically. I know it's a little confusing. How could I be watching both football and soccer? But like I said, technically, both responses are correct. That's because depending where you live, the same sport is called either football or soccer. Now, some of you may be wondering, how could a sport have two names?
Ryan Spivak
It's soccer.
Adam Tex Davis
It's not soccer, it's football.
Ryan Spivak
Soccer.
Leo
Football.
Ryan Spivak
Oh boy.
Adam Tex Davis
You know what? Rather than get hung up on the name of the game, let's talk about the fame of the game. After all, whether you call it soccer, football, there's no denying it is the world's most popular sport, played by over 250 million people in over 200 countries and territories. Like my friend Ryan from Florida. Hey, trustee, I love playing soccer almost as much as I love listening to who smarted. Thanks, smarty pal. Soccer is especially popular in Europe, Central and South America and Africa. But it's also a major force in North America, Oceana and Asia. Of course, one part of North America has been soccer crazed for a long time. And that's where my friend Leo's from.
Leo
See me, amigo. Yes, my friend. Where I grew up in Mexico, everybody played soccer, or what we and many others around the world refer to as football.
Adam Tex Davis
Leo played on not one, but two semi pro soccer. I mean, football teams.
Leo
Yep. I started playing very young and became a pretty good midfielder. In my teens, I joined a traveling club team and began playing professionally across Mexico. A few years later, I transferred to a pro team in Europe where I played a much different. Different style of the same game.
Ryan Spivak
Wow.
Adam Tex Davis
I once had a burrito for lunch and then pizza for dinner. But that doesn't seem as impressive. Anyway, Leo, perhaps you could share what you know about soccer.
Leo
Oy, it's football.
Adam Tex Davis
Sorry, Football.
Ryan Spivak
Soccer.
Adam Tex Davis
That too, with me and the smarty pants. And answer questions like when did the sport originate? If it's called football, why can one player use their hands? Why does the clock keep running even during penalties and injuries? And why does it have two names?
Leo
Muy bien. Good questions.
Adam Tex Davis
Great. Then it's time for a whiff of sporty science and history on how smarted.
Ryan Spivak
Who's smarted? Who's smart? Is it you? Is it me? Is it science or history? Listen up everyone. We make smarting lots of fun. But who's smarted?
Adam Tex Davis
Okay, Leo, why is it that this amazing sport sometimes referred to as the beautiful game called soccer in the usa, Canada, Australia and New Zealand? And football? Well, pretty much everywhere else.
Leo
I get that question a lot. Say, Trustee, do you have your time travel app?
Adam Tex Davis
Are you kidding? I never leave home without it. What time period should I set it for?
Leo
Um, not that far. Let's start off with 206 BCE.
Adam Tex Davis
Seriously? That's over 2200 years ago.
Leo
Indeed, mi amigo.
Adam Tex Davis
Alrighty. Hang on. Where are we?
Leo
We're actually in China. Believe it or not, there's evidence from over 2,000 years ago that during the Han Dynasty, there was a military drill called Su ju, which literally means kicking the ball.
Adam Tex Davis
Oh yeah, I see a circle of soldiers passing a ball around while trying to keep it from hitting the ground, using everything but their hands. It looks more like a game you'd play in a park or on a field than a military drill. In fact, many soccer foot ball and or football teams use drills like this to warm up, get loose, and get a feel for the ball. Back in the day, my friends and I did something similar with a bean bag called a hacky sack.
Leo
Notice the ball that they're using isn't much different than the ones used today, except that it's made of a leather exterior and stuffed with feathers.
Adam Tex Davis
Today, soccer balls are mostly synthetic products like silicone and plastic.
Leo
Over the centuries, it became a game that would be played by nobility at festival gatherings and celebratory meals, in addition to everyday commoners across Asia in places like Japan, Vietnam and Korea.
Ryan Spivak
Wow.
Adam Tex Davis
So football, soccer, that too may have actually started in Asia.
Leo
See a trustee. Ready for the next stop on our evolution of soccer adventure?
Adam Tex Davis
Sure. Where should I dial in next?
Leo
Let's go with medieval times in the mid-1400s.
Adam Tex Davis
Medieval times it is. Oh boy. Leo, what's going on?
Leo
This, mi amigo, is what's known as folk football. It was played in towns and villages across the British Isles. Basically, the goal was to kick, throw and carry a leather ball made of pig's bladder from point A to point B. It was quite a violent game with few rules and lots of injuries.
Adam Tex Davis
Yikes. So when did the organized or modern day game come into play?
Leo
That depends upon who you ask. But in the 1860s, the Football association was formed in London, England, so that a consistent, unified set of laws or rules were installed and the game be played on a proper pitch.
Adam Tex Davis
Pitch? But we're not talking about baseball, smarty pants. What does pitch mean when it comes to football or soccer? Is it the ball, the playing field, or. Or your cleats?
Leo
The answer is pitch is the word Europeans use for the playing field.
Adam Tex Davis
Nice job if you got that. So Leo, what's an example of a rule that was put into place?
Leo
The most obvious would be that only one player is allowed to use his or her hands to touch the ball when it's in play.
Ryan Spivak
Hmm.
Adam Tex Davis
Smartypants. Who is the only player allowed to use their hands when the ball is in play? If you said the goalkeeper, you're right. Now some of you might be thinking, what about a throw in? Well, it's true that soccer players pick up the ball and throw it back into play when it goes out of bounds on either sideline. But since the ball is out of bounds, technically it's not in play. Only the goalie can touch the ball with their hands while it is in play, and only inside the designated goalie box.
Leo
As the game continued to develop in Europe, students at Oxford University decided they needed to distinguish this sport from other forms of football, such as rugby. The word soccer evolved by shortening the term associated football.
Adam Tex Davis
Makes sense, I think.
Leo
As the sport made its way over to Central, south and even North America by the end of the 19th century, the Americans decided to just go with soccer so as not to confuse it with gridiron football or American football.
Adam Tex Davis
Ah, makes sense.
Leo
Ironically, the governing body of soccer is known as FIFA, which stands for the Federation International de Football Association.
Adam Tex Davis
Gotcha. Should we head back to the future?
Leo
Not yet. There's one more stop in 2020.
Ryan Spivak
Whoa.
Adam Tex Davis
We're at a soccer game, but not the one we were watching.
Leo
No, trustee. We're actually at the final match to determine the best team in the world.
Adam Tex Davis
Smarty pants, do you know the name of the international soccer tournament to determine the world's best team? If you said the World cup, you're right.
Leo
Every four years, the World cup is held in a different location and is viewed by billions of fans from around the globe.
Ryan Spivak
Whoa.
Adam Tex Davis
It's like the Olympics, except only for soccer.
Ryan Spivak
Football?
Adam Tex Davis
That too.
Leo
A series of matches takes place between qualifying countries until there's only one winner. And they have World Cups for both men's and women's soccer.
Adam Tex Davis
In baseball, they call the championship the World Series. But the World cup truly is a global event, and in many places, businesses close and it becomes a mini holiday on days that their country is playing in the World Cup. Oh, no. What's going on, Leo?
Leo
That was a pretty bad penalty for tackling.
Adam Tex Davis
But isn't tackling allowed in football?
Leo
Not this football. When one player is dribbling the ball with his feet and an opponent slides into their ankles or legs before hitting the ball, it's a penalty.
Adam Tex Davis
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Leo
That means the player has been ejected from the game.
Adam Tex Davis
Oh, so if you make a penalty, you get a red card?
Leo
No, only certain dangerous fouls lead to cards. You usually get a yellow card first as a warning. But two yellow cards equals a red card. This player had received a yellow card earlier, so now he's out of the game and his team must now play the rest of the game short one player.
Adam Tex Davis
Oh, that is a big deal, smarty pants. How many players are on a soccer field at one time? 10, 11 or 22? It's a trick question. While there are 11 players on the field for each team, there are 22 players on the field at the same time.
Leo
Another cool thing about soccer is you can position your players in whatever formation you like. There are three groups of players, not counting the goalie. There are forwards who try to score, fullbacks or defensive players who try to stop the other team from scoring, and midfielders or halfbacks that transition from defense to offense and back again. They do the most running of anyone, but the coach can decide how many players to have at each position. For example, they might have two forwards, four midfielders and four fullbacks. Or they could have four forwards, three midfielders and three full backs. It's up to each team to decide.
Adam Tex Davis
And one goalie, of course.
Leo
Exactly.
Adam Tex Davis
Oh, looks like someone's hurt. I noticed the game clock doesn't stop even though the game has stopped because of the injured player. In other sports, they stop the clock for injuries or penalties or when the ball goes out of bounds. But not soccer.
Ryan Spivak
Football.
Adam Tex Davis
Right. Why is that?
Leo
In soccer, the clock never stops. This keeps the flow of the game going. When it comes to injuries, that's known as injury or stoppage time. The ref will look at their watch while the play has stopped and add on time at the end of each 45 minute half to make up for the amount of time the injured player was down or being treated.
Adam Tex Davis
Interesting. Well, we better get back to our game. My friend Ryan is there with his family. I just hope I didn't miss anything good.
Ryan Spivak
Hey, trustee, you just missed the best goal ever.
Adam Tex Davis
Drats.
Ryan Spivak
This is Chet Nickerson with a special shout out to an amazing smarty family, Ash, Kai and Ray Smarting with us in Berkeley, usa. We're thrilled that you love who Smarted because it's fun, funny and you learn a lot from each episode. And we love knowing that our episodes make your family think and discuss things together at breakfast, perhaps over some delicious durian fruit.
Adam Tex Davis
This episode, Soccer, was written by Dave Diving Header Davis and voiced by Chris Offsides Okawa. Max Crossbar Kamasky, Adam Kicks Davis and my smarty pal Ryan Spivak and Jerry Colbert. And hello, Marissa and Uncle Steve. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Handball Hahn who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Relic Room Studios. Our associate producer is Max Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Smith Scissor Kick Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
Date: July 13, 2026
Hosts: Adam Tex Davis (Trusty Narrator), Leo, Ryan Spivak
In this episode, Trusty Narrator and friends untangle one of sports’ great mysteries: Why do some people call the world’s favorite game “soccer” while the rest call it “football”? With humor, sound effects, and world-hopping time travel, the team explores the sport's history, the evolution of its names across continents, gameplay facts, and a few surprising cultural tidbits. Perfect for curious kids (and their adults), it’s a rapid-fire learning journey packed with trivia, memorable quotes, and playful banter.
Ancient Beginnings
Folk Football in Medieval Europe
Modern Game Innovations
The Pitch and Player Positions
| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------|------------------| | Name debate begins: Football vs. Soccer | 02:36 – 05:17 | | Time travel to ancient China (Su ju) | 06:01 – 07:51 | | Medieval Europe and early violent football | 08:02 – 08:56 | | Modern rules & formation of Football Assoc.| 08:56 – 09:25 | | Derivation of “Soccer” | 09:58 – 10:34 | | World Cup explained | 10:56 – 11:43 | | Cards, penalties, and ejections | 15:34 – 16:17 | | Player positions & formations | 16:17 – 17:02 | | Game clock and stoppage time | 17:04 – 17:40 | | Comic conclusion (missed goal!) | 17:50 – 17:56 |
Playful, fast-paced, and inclusive of kids’ voices and curiosity. Touches of slapstick, puns, and “Did You Know?” pop quizzes keep content lively and engaging for all ages.
“Who Smarted?” brilliantly turns the soccer vs. football debate into a tour through history, language, science, and international fun. With imaginative storytelling and smart kid-focused questions, this episode unpacks why the world’s game has two names, highlights the sport’s global reach, and teaches listeners about rules, tournaments, and why a red card might just be the most important plastic rectangle in sports.
Perfect For: Kids, families, and classrooms looking for a snappy, meme-able explanation for why your UK cousin calls it “football” (and why the rest of the world probably agrees)!