Podcast
Wine and Waivers
Hosted by Diane, Tanya, and Karlee · EN
Are you new to fantasy football and looking for an entertaining source of fantasy advice without all of the hardcore stats and drawn out discussions that really don't mean sh*t to you? Maybe you have been playing fantasy for years but are looking for an undoubtedly lit podcast to give you a real reason for the season? A comedic twist on fantasy football, Wine and Waivers is an explicit and unfiltered podcast feat. 3 girlfriends keeping you up on waiver wire advice while getting down with some good wine and even better sh*t talking. Tune in every Tuesday evening with your drink of choice as Diane, Tanya, and Karlee guide you through the waivers in this hilariously raw and fantasy driven podcast.
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We're Back!
Sep 4, 202000:38:41Tap to summarizeFootball is quickly approaching us and your favorite girls are back to help you get your draft in order. This will be a tricky year to navigate with our current pandemic, and the waiver wire is going to be more important than ever. Tune in to our welcome back episode to hear our new plans for the season, our wine choice for our season 2 premier, and of course all of our advice and updates to get you ready for your draft. If you already drafted, well, you can still join us for some entertainment on youtube with our brand new Vodcast to see your girls in action! So grab your favorite drink and let's kick this season off right!
Transcribe →Episode 16: The Finale
Dec 19, 201901:17:59Tap to summarizeThe time has come for our last episode of the season. To go out with a bang, Karlee has not only 1 but 2 stories that you don't want to miss, along with our final sit/starts of the fantasy season! Thank you to everyone who has come along on this new journey with us this year, and we look forward to coming back next season to bring you guys all of your waiver picks and more sexcapade shenanigans! See you guys in the fall! Chug your wine and work your waivers!
Transcribe →Fractured Thumbs and Lots of "Um"s
Dec 10, 201900:45:47Tap to summarizeThe bitches are down one this week as Karlee is recovering from a freak back injury (bet you'll never guess how that happened). While there's a shortage of sexcapades being shared this week, Diane and Tanya got you covered with some sit/start options in the first episode of the season with NO waiver picks. They're also sticking to the spiced holiday wine train with another delicious red that'll keep you warm this holiday season. Or if you're like the girls and live in hot ass Florida, they've got a nice Rosè that'll keep you feeling more refreshed than a man FINALLY getting over his man flu. So, whether you're chugging your drink of choice tonight, or nursing it like Mahomes nurses his hand, join the ladies for yet another hilarious, yet still informative, episode to help you into the finals of your fantasy league!
Transcribe →Final Waiver Picks and Hard Thanksgiving Dicks
Dec 3, 201900:42:35Tap to summarizeThe fantasy season is starting to come to a close, and with that comes the final week for the girls' waiver wire picks. The bye weeks are over, and now that it is playoff time, they are hoping that your team is as loaded as the ballsack of a man with erectile dysfunction. But just because the waiver picks are finished, the girls will still be with you until the end of the fantasy football season to give their thoughts on some sit/starts in the playoffs, budget friendly wine selections, and even more of Karl's interesting sexcapades. Grab a seat and hold on to your tight booty holes as the girls introduce you to their spicy and festive holiday wine choices, give their final waiver picks, and give you some pointers for how NOT to hit up your future female prospects if you are trying to keep them moist this holiday season.
Transcribe →Three Chicks Four Dicks
Nov 26, 201900:36:05Tap to summarizeWhat do you get when you combine 3 girls, 4 guys, and all day drinking? Get your minds out of the gutter ya sick fucks. Ok maybe you're right. There is lots of football but even more raunchy sex chat- which of course makes for one big, hilarious, shit show of a podcast! The waiver bitches brought some familiar and not-so-familiar voices on the show this week to talk about who they're eyeballing on the waivers, as well as giving Karlee some male insight on her sexual antics. So join in on all the excitement with your wine of choice and make sure to pay close attention. The playoffs are right around the corner, and there are some sneaky waiver picks that you're not gonna want to miss out on!
Transcribe →We Like It Rough, But Not As Rough As Mason Rudolph
Nov 20, 201900:34:21Tap to summarizeIf any of you are missing your fill of UFC, then we hope you tuned into Thursday night's game where the Browns played dirty and their fighting style was vile. The girls like it rough, but that scuffle has them feeling some other type of way! Join them this week as they discuss all the head shattering details of the fight, as well as Karlee's near death experience in the bedroom. And don't forget to grab your favorite beverage, preferably of the alcoholic variety, while the girls indulge in their delicious wine selections and give you their top waiver picks ahead of week 12!
Transcribe →Bad Wine and a Little Crime
Nov 12, 201900:47:38Tap to summarizeIf you like raspy voices and handcuffs you may have come to the right spot. Karlee thought she should share some spotlight in the drama this week and has decided to try to one up Mark Walton's suspension by revealing some of her own personal dirt. Tune in to hear all the juicy details and to get a load of Tanya's new sex talk voice, a wine suggestion that may have turned as bad as Saquon's week 10, and some risky waiver wire picks heading into week 11 with a couple big names on bye.
Transcribe →Fantasy Teams or Fantasy Dreams?
Nov 5, 201900:39:18Tap to summarizeIs Minshew no longer the man of your dreams after this past week's performance? He certainly isn't Karlee's- but then again, is any man? The little one went a little too hard again this week and in her not-so-sober state has revealed her darkest, dirtiest dreams that may not be quite what you would expect. And with the waiver wire not looking nearly as strong as Vance McDonald's jaw, the girls have decided to narrow down their waiver suggestions, while upping their bantering. Tune in to hear the carefully selected players the ladies have their eyes on going into a MASSIVE bye week, a player that you should definitely steer clear of, and some wine suggestions that you may or may not want to be bringing to your holiday gatherings this year.
Transcribe →Wine Me, (Danny) Dimes Me, 69 Me..?
Oct 29, 201900:49:23Tap to summarizeThe girls are back and they brought a special impromptu guest with them who may not know much about football, but she knows what she likes in bed! This episode is full of filth and a tasteful amount of waivers. Join the girls to hear their spooky wine suggestions, some interesting thoughts on one of the most over rated sex positions, and of course some desperate week 9 waiver picks that may be even scarier than your costumes this week. Grab your favorite drink and get ready for the most explicit episode yet!
Transcribe →Bangin' Wine, Bangin' Waivers, and Bangin' John Harbaugh
Oct 22, 201900:44:48Tap to summarizeGuess who's back, back again- that's right we have Karlee back on the mic and she came more prepared than ever to own these waiver pick ups! With today's dating pool and waiver wire feeling slimmer than ever, join the reunion as they bring you some tangents that range from some real talk about emotional health to some interesting sexual fantasies, along with their favorite picks for this week from a waiver wire full of "who the fucks?" And as always,the girls have you covered with their wine suggestions that will bring this episode full circle and keep your mouth nice and moistttt.
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