Minkowski Presents: The Harbingers & Pod's the Thing - Wolf 359

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Wolf 359 – "Minkowski Presents: The Harbingers & Pod's the Thing"

Release Date: November 13, 2025
Podcast by: Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Episode Overview

This Wolf 359 mini-episode (styled as a Minkowski "announcement log") is a playful, meta detour from the show's usual science-fiction narrative. Chief Minkowski, beleaguered as always, discovers her crewmate Doug Eiffel's attempt to hijack the station's resources in pursuit of new fiction and arts podcasts: Gabriel Urbina’s "The Harbingers" and "Pod's the Thing." As the episode unfolds, listeners are treated to Minkowski’s thoughts on these series, her banter with the ship's AI (Hera), and a perfect slice of the show’s trademark dry wit and existential exasperation.

Key Discussion Points

1. Minkowski’s Reluctant To-Do List ([00:00]–[01:30])

Minkowski laments the never-ending list of ship maintenance tasks, noting the recurrence of duties like star chart updates and system resets.
Tone captures her dry humor and the Sisyphean nature of life aboard the Hephaestus.

Quote:
"You tried. You really, really tried. But sooner or later, you just gotta face the facts. It's not gonna get done unless you get it done." — Minkowski [00:00]

2. Technical Annoyances, Resource Scarcity, and Eiffel's Shenanigans ([01:30]–[03:00])

She discovers an unusually high power drain on the station, traced to a “deep space RSS feed acquisition program” taking up 82% of the station’s power.
The culprit is Eiffel, under the username “radiocoolcat88,” rerouting precious resources to stream podcasts from light years away — leaving Minkowski without hot water.

Quote:
"Local resources rerouted to deep space RSS feed acquisition program. Uh huh. Currently taking up 82% of the station's power. Well, that explains why I haven't been able to get any hot water this week." — Minkowski [01:50]

Hera, the AI, is rebooting, leaving Minkowski talking to herself and forced to troubleshoot alone.

3. Infodump: The Harbingers ([03:00]–[04:15])

Minkowski finds Eiffel was listening to "The Harbingers," a new fiction podcast by Gabriel Urbina (noted for earlier work, possibly with Midwestern gothic tones).
The series is described as part political thriller, modern fantasy, and personal drama, centered on Adam Blackwell and Amy Sterling—the modern world’s first magicians, who happen to be exes.

Quote:
"It tells the story of Adam Blackwell and Amy Sterling, the first two people in the modern world to discover how to do real magic. Which immediately makes them the two most famous people in the planet. Which would be tough enough if the two of them didn't used to date when they were back in grad school together. Oh, man. Been there." — Minkowski [03:40]

4. Infodump: Pod's the Thing ([04:15]–[05:10])

Next discovery: “Pods the Thing,” a Shakespeare podcast hosted by working actors Emma Shirjarko, Beth Ayer, Felix Trench, and joined by a rotating panel.
The show dives deep into individual Shakespeare scenes, mixing performance and behind-the-scenes discussion, language, history, and actors’ experiences.

Quote:
"Each episode is part conversation and part performance, as the show's hosts and a rotating panel of guests go through one Shakespeare scene at a time, talking through the language, the historical context, and their experience with the play. Okay, this sounds like a great time." — Minkowski [04:30]

Minkowski muses about her own podcast wish list, complete with Sondheim musicals and notable acting talents.

5. The Relatable Temptation ([05:10]–[05:35])

Minkowski, despite her resolve, decides she’ll allow herself one episode of podcast enjoyment before returning to her duties—a moment of real-world relatability in deep space.

Quote:
"Ah, damn it all to hell. One episode and then I'll update the star charts." — Minkowski [05:23]

Notable Quotes & Moments

On self-motivation:
"You're just gonna have to update the star charts yourself. It's. It's been too long. Someone has to do it. And I guess that's someone is you." — Minkowski [00:20]
On practical consequences:
"Well, that explains why I haven't been able to get any hot water this week." — Minkowski [01:55]
On meta media consumption in space:
"Oh, he was trying to listen to something. Looks like a fiction podcast called the Harbingers. It's the new series by some guy called Gabriel Urbina. He sounds sketchy and audacious." — Minkowski [03:12]
On podcast temptation:
"One episode and then I'll update the star charts." — Minkowski [05:24]

Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|---------------------| | 00:00 | Minkowski voices frustration over endless duties | | 01:30 | Discovers massive power drain from podcast streaming | | 03:00 | Detailed description of "The Harbingers" podcast | | 04:15 | Overview and hosts of "Pods the Thing" | | 05:10 | Minkowski gives in to temptation—just one episode |

Tone and Style

Minkowski’s narration is sardonic, weary, but fundamentally curious—peppered with in-jokes, meta references, and genuine admiration for well-made media. The language mirrors Wolf 359’s trademark blend of existential humor and everyday banality made cosmic.

Summary

This episode is a lighthearted, in-character promotional aside featuring Chief Minkowski’s struggles with both ship bureaucracy and the irresistible lure of new fiction podcasts. Rich with in-universe flavor and sly meta commentary, it’s a delightful treat for longtime fans and podcast enthusiasts alike—delivering both a loving poke at crewmate Eiffel’s media habits and genuine excitement for fresh storytelling from the wider audio drama world.

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You tried. You really, really tried. But sooner or later, you just gotta face the facts. It's not gonna get done unless you get it done. So you just. You gotta do it. You're just gonna have to update the star charts yourself. It's. It's been too long. Someone has to do it. And I guess that's someone is you. Just like the engine calibrations and the life support reset and the comms panel maintenance, which really feels like it should have. Hey, Hira, what's this program that's running on the nav terminal computer? Hira. Oh, right, sorry, forgot you're rebooting your vocal program right now. Sorry, I'll just. I'll just deal with it. My. Let's see. Local resources rerouted to deep space RSS feed acquisition program. Uh huh. Currently taking up 82% of the station's power. Well, that explains why I haven't been able to get any hot water this week. Okay, electricity reroute. Authorized by station user radiocoolcat88. Dammit, Eiffel. All right, what was he trying to do that was so. Oh, he was trying to listen to something. Looks like a fiction podcast called the Harbingers. It's the new series by some guy called Gabriel Urbina. He sounds sketchy and audacious. Machine creative. The folks behind a Midwestern gothic mystery. It tells the story of Adam Blackwell and Amy Sterling, the first two people in the modern world to discover how to do real magic. Which immediately makes them the two most famous people in the planet. Which would be tough enough if the two of them didn't used to date when they were back in grad school together. Oh, man. Been there. Equal parts political thriller, modern fantasy adventure, and intimate personal drama. Oh, that does sound like fun. The Harbingers is now available. Well, maybe I could listen to an episode before I. No, no, focus, Renee. We're going to update these star charts if it. Oh, wait, there's another show here. It looks like Eiffel was also listening to Pods the Thing, a new Shakespeare podcast created by actors that gives its audience a glimpse behind the curtain into the process of working Shakespeare's plays. Okay. Each episode is part conversation and part performance, as the show's hosts and a rotating panel of guests go through one Shakespeare scene at a time, talking through the language, the historical context, and their experience with the play. Okay, this sounds like a great time. Though I would prefer a Sondheim podcast featuring wooden overcoats, Beth Ayer and Felix Trench, classically trained actor Calder Schilling and Emma Shurzharko Why does that name sound so familiar anyway? As well as other actors, directors, scholars and Shakespeare enthusiasts from around the globe. Ah, damn it all to hell. One episode and then I'll update the star charts. Listen to the Harbingers, the new show by Gabriel Urbina and Audacious Machine Creative. New episodes release every two weeks on Thursdays. And listen to Pods the Thing, the new podcast by Emma Shirjarko, Beth Ayer and Felix Trench. New episodes release every two weeks on Wednesdays. Find both wherever quality podcasts are found.