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Dennis
Hello, Wowzers, it's me, Dennis. And before we start the show, did you hear about March gladness? Reggie? No, not basketball tournament stuff. March gladness tournament stuff. Yeah, exactly. March Gladness is where I think of all the things that made me the gladdest this month. And then I put them head to head in a tournament style bracket. Oh, so you do know what I'm talking about. Well then, as you know, the winner of my March gladness tournament was my new haircut. Do you love it?
Mindy Thomas
What do you mean?
Dennis
Don't worry, it'll grow back.
Guy Raz
Whatever.
Dennis
Wowzerfams, you too can fill out your very own March gladness bracket by going to tinkercast.com march there you can print your very own free march gladness bracket. Then fill it out to see what made you the gladys this month. Put your favorite things head to head in a tournament of gladness one more time. That's Tinkercast.com March now let's get on with the show
Mindy Thomas
proceeded.
Moose Boofington
Three, two, one.
Listener Messages
Get ready for an adventure of magnificent proport.
Narrator/Announcer
I don't know what you've been told but we're in a golden age. So many discoveries that are jumping off the page While we in the world. Wild in the world.
Moose Boofington
Houston.
Stage Manager
All cats please report to the set. All cats please report to the set. That means you too, Steve.
Mindy Thomas
I'm so nervous. Quick guy. Raz, how's my hair? Do I have any rocks in my teeth?
Guy Raz
Mindy, I can't believe you're gonna be on national tv. This is so exciting.
Mindy Thomas
I know. I couldn't believe it when I got the call. Apparently the sleigh cats auditioned without me knowing it. And the next thing I know, we're all gonna be on a real live game show together.
Guy Raz
Yeah, but I gotta say, I don't really know this game show that well. What's it called? The Purr Fect match.
Mindy Thomas
Uh huh. The Purr Fect match. Three R's on purr.
Guy Raz
And why are the sleigh cats here again?
Mindy Thomas
Okay, well, basically the challenge in this game is to get these cats to correctly guess they're human based on the way their human smells.
Guy Raz
I see. And if your sleigh cats correctly identify
Mindy Thomas
your smell, it means that we are the purrfect match.
Stage Manager
Interesting host of the show, please report to the stage. Moose Movington to the stage challenge.
Narrator/Announcer
Please.
Stage Manager
We're about to get started.
Moose Boofington
Can someone please keep these cats out of my dressing room? They are using one of my shoes as a litter box. Oh, hello there, Moose Poofington.
Stage Manager
Hello.
Moose Boofington
Are you part of the show?
Mindy Thomas
Oh, hi, I'm Mindy.
Guy Raz
And I'm Guy Raz.
Mindy Thomas
And I'm gonna be a contestant on your show today.
Guy Raz
Mindy wants to see if she and her sleigh cats are a purrfect match.
Moose Boofington
Uh huh.
Mindy Thomas
We're big fans. I mean, Guy Raz here is only just now learning about the. But I am a major big fan.
Moose Boofington
Okay, well, I've got to get the set. Mindy, is it?
Mindy Thomas
He knows my name. Yes.
Moose Boofington
You've got some rocks stuck in your teeth.
Guy Raz
I want to take care of that. What?
Mindy Thomas
Get Raz, I asked you about this.
Moose Boofington
Now can someone get these cats away from me? You all know that I'm allergic.
Guy Raz
Nice Guy. It's a wonder this show is still on the air with a host as rude as that.
Mindy Thomas
Well, I think the show is actually a success because the game is based on a new scientific study published in the science journal PLOS one.
Guy Raz
A new scientific study? Mindy, this game show's been on the air since the 1960s.
Mindy Thomas
Guy Raz, that's not important. What's important is that there is a new study on cats. Do you know how hard it is to get cats to cooperate for anything, much less a scientific study?
Stage Manager
Slay cats to hair and makeup. Slay cats to hair and makeup, please.
Moose Boofington
Gerald, where did you come from?
Guy Raz
You know, you've got a point there, Mindy. There are countless scientific studies on dogs and birds and other animals. But not so much for cats.
Grandma G Force
Nope.
Guy Raz
And you're saying that there aren't many studies because cats are uncooperative?
Mindy Thomas
Well, yeah, pretty much. See, unlike dogs, cats are known for being super independent and super unpredictable.
Stage Manager
Security. We've got a cat with a hammer on set. Cat with a hammer on set.
Guy Raz
Oh boy.
Moose Boofington
Carol, no.
Stage Manager
That's a bad kitty.
Guy Raz
Yeah, I can see why more scientists would prefer to study animals that are easier to work with. Like dogs.
Grandma G Force
Come on, Colonel Toots. Thunderpaw. Let's go find that old Moosey.
Mindy Thomas
Grandma G Force, what are you doing here?
Grandma G Force
Me and Colonel Toots is looking for Moosey.
Guy Raz
Who's Moosie?
Grandma G Force
Well, Moosey is what I called him, but everybody else called him Moose Boos.
Moose Boofington
Well, if it isn't Ms. Giforce. We meet again.
Grandma G Force
Don't you Ms. Gforce a me. It's Grandma G Force now.
Mindy Thomas
And I'm rich.
Moose Boofington
Oh, I know. I've heard about your pennies and your fancy diaper house.
Guy Raz
What in the.
Mindy Thomas
Whereas those are all the pennies she fishes out of the fountain at the mall and shoves into her unitard.
Guy Raz
Oh, right. Grabba GeForce. Do you and Mo boofington here know each other?
Mindy Thomas
No.
Moose Boofington
Oh, yes, we do. I asked Ms. Giforce for a date 70 years ago and I've been trying to get her to the drive in movies ever since. Isn't that right, darling?
Grandma G Force
You'll never catch me, Mr. Moosey.
Moose Boofington
Oh, please, call me moosey. Boofy.
Grandma G Force
I will not.
Stage Manager
Grandma G force and Colonel toots, Thunderpaw to make up, please. G force and thunderpaw to make up.
Mindy Thomas
Grandma G force, Are you a contestant on the show too?
Grandma G Force
What?
Guy Raz
The purr fect match, the game show we're all here for.
Moose Boofington
Yes, she is.
Grandma G Force
Okay, I asked when I heard that
Moose Boofington
Ms. Giforce had a cat. I just had to get her as a contestant. And maybe dinner and a drive in movie afterwards.
Grandma G Force
Hush boy, I need makeup. Colonel toots, come on, we gotta get all these panties Camera ready.
Moose Boofington
Ah, I'll never give up on you, Ms. Gforce.
Guy Raz
So in order to be on this
Mindy Thomas
game show, the purr fect match.
Guy Raz
Right. To get on as a contestant on the purrfect match, I'm assuming you have to own a cat, right?
Moose Boofington
Well, technically, Colonel Toots is Ms. Giforce's landlord, but yes. Each contestant must have a cat that is very familiar to them.
Mindy Thomas
Or cats. Plural.
Moose Boofington
Yes, or cats.
Stage Manager
Moose spoofington to wardrobe. Moose poofington to wardrobe, please. We finished cleaning the cat poop out of your shoe.
Moose Boofington
Finally. And can someone get me a lint roller? I need to get this cat hair off my lapel.
Guy Raz
So, Mindy, you mentioned that this game show is based on a new scientific study about cats.
Mindy Thomas
Oh yeah. So the study was done by a team of animal science researchers from the Tokyo university of agriculture, and they had a big wonder.
Guy Raz
Cat wonders.
Mindy Thomas
That's right. They wondered, can cats identify their humans by their odor or the way they smell?
Guy Raz
Interesting. And so basically, finding an answer to this wonder is the whole challenge of the game show.
Mindy Thomas
Exactly. The game show replicates or copies the experiment that the scientists performed on the cats.
Guy Raz
Wow. So how does the game work?
Mindy Thomas
Well, in the game show, the cats will be given three test tubes full of different smells or odors. One will be the smell of their human, Another will be the smell of a stranger, and the third will be basically no smell at all.
Guy Raz
Aha. The tube would not. No smell is the control tube, right?
Mindy Thomas
Yep. Having a tube with no smell will help to verify that the cats are choosing based off smell in the tubes and not something else. Like how the tubes look.
Guy Raz
Well, why didn't they? I don't know. Blindfold the cats.
Mindy Thomas
Guy Raz, have you ever tried to blindfold a cat?
Guy Raz
No, I guess not. So if the cats pick the tube with the owner smelling it, then they win the game.
Mindy Thomas
Well, actually.
Stage Manager
All cats to the stage. All cats to the stage. Debbie, Donna, Pam, Ms. Dixon, Carol, Cheryl, Janice, Steve, and Colonel Toots. Thunderpaw to the stage, please.
Dennis
Oh, hi, Steve. How'd you get here so far?
Mindy Thomas
Yikes. Well, sounds like we're about to start the show.
Guy Raz
Yeah, that is, if they can get the cats to cooperate.
Mindy Thomas
Should be a piece of cake compared to the experiment done by the researchers in their study. They somehow managed to get 30 cats to cooperate and there was no prize at the end.
Guy Raz
Whoa, 30 cats? That's unheard of in a scientific study.
Mindy Thomas
You're telling me.
Dennis
Hello, Mindy.
Stage Manager
Sorry to interrupt, but before the game show can get started, I need to capture your odor.
Mindy Thomas
Oh, right, yeah, for the odor tubes.
Stage Manager
That's right. Now I need to rub this cotton swab behind your ears, between your toes and under your armpits.
Mindy Thomas
Okie doke. Swabbing my toes, swabbing my armpits. Nice and smelly. Cause I didn't take a bath today.
Stage Manager
Okay, thank you. I'll take that swap now.
Mindy Thomas
Here you go.
Stage Manager
And sir, are you our volunteer odor donor?
Guy Raz
Volunteer odor donor?
Mindy Thomas
Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, Guy Raz. I volunteered you to be the smell of a stranger since the sleigh cats don't really know you because you run in your house whenever they walk down the street or come near you.
Guy Raz
Mindy, you want me to swab my ears and toes and armpits for national tv?
Mindy Thomas
Anything for science.
Dennis
What do you say, sir? Anything for science.
Guy Raz
Okay, fine.
Mindy Thomas
Ew. Duh. Get right there between your toes.
Guy Raz
Here you go.
Stage Manager
Thank you very much. Now, Mindy, you can go take your place on the stage. You'll be contestant number two right over there.
Mindy Thomas
Yep, you got it. Oh, and can my volunteer odor donor come with me? What?
Stage Manager
Uh, yeah, sure, whatever.
Narrator/Announcer
Yay.
Mindy Thomas
Come on, Guy Raz, let's strut out to the stage.
Guy Raz
Oh, boy.
Mindy Thomas
Strut, strut, strut, strut, strut, strut, strut. Come on, Guy Raz, you gotta strut,
Guy Raz
strut, strut, strut, strut.
Grandma G Force
Oh, that's some good strutting boy.
Mindy Thomas
Hi, Grandma GeForce. Are you excited?
Grandma G Force
They made me swab my pets.
Stage Manager
Quiet on set, please. Lights, camera, and action.
Moose Boofington
Perfect. It's the perfect match. These cats will be swelling. The smell so compelling on the perfect match. Welcome to The Purrfect Match. The game show where the cat's nose always knows they're one true human that is. Let's meet our contestants, shall we? Contestant number one, Ms. Giforce.
Grandma G Force
The G stands for G Force.
Moose Boofington
That's right. She's a spicy pepper eating former world wrestler who has made a fortune scooping pennies out of a local mall fountain.
Grandma G Force
And I get the wishes too.
Moose Boofington
It also says here in my notes, if Ms. Gaforce could change one moment in history, it would be to go back to the summer of 1955 and and say yes to a date at the drive in movies with Moose Bovington.
Stage Manager
What?
Grandma G Force
Hey, who wrote that?
Moose Boofington
Okay, now let's meet contestant number two. She's a science minded sassafras whose favorite smell is whichever one she can get for free. Give it up for Mindy. Mindy, why don't you tell us a little something about yourself?
Mindy Thomas
Okay. Hi, I'm Mindy. I'm a little bit nervous right now. Let's see. I love inside out sandwiches and I. I can sneeze with my eyes open.
Moose Boofington
And who do you have there with you?
Mindy Thomas
Oh, this is my best friend and odor donor volunteer, Guy Raz.
Guy Raz
Hi everyone.
Moose Boofington
Welcome Guy Raz. Are you also a science minded sassafras?
Guy Raz
Sure, I guess so.
Moose Boofington
And can you sneeze with your eyes open?
Guy Raz
That seems dangerous.
Moose Boofington
Very cool. Let's start the game. First up is contestant number one, Ms. Ms. Caforse and her pet cat, Colonel Toots Thunderpaw.
Grandma G Force
He's actually my cat Landlord.
Moose Boofington
Right. Let's reveal the tubes. Inside these three little test tubes is an odor. Colonel Toots doesn't know this, but inside the blue test tube is the odor of a stranger. Inside the red test tube is the odor of Ms. Giforce. And inside the white test tube is the smell of nothing.
Guy Raz
The white tube is the control tube. Right Mindy? Yeah.
Mindy Thomas
In science, the control tube is used to make sure that the experiment is working. Or to compare what happens when a researcher changes something.
Grandma G Force
Hush YouTube.
Moose Boofington
Now using his sense of smell, let's see if Colonel Toots Thunderpaw can make the purrfect match. There he goes. He's sniffing the blue stranger tube. Oh, now he's moving over to the red gforceae tube.
Grandma G Force
Come on Tootsie, you can do it.
Guy Raz
And he's gonna do it. He's gonna choose Grandma G Force's odor in the red tube.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh no.
Grandma G Force
Colonel Toots, how could you?
Moose Boofington
Too bad.
Mindy Thomas
Wait, what?
Guy Raz
What happened? Colonel Toots chose the red tube. Isn't that Grandma G Force's odor. I mean, doesn't that mean they won?
Mindy Thomas
Well, no, Guy Raz. The winning tube is the blue tube.
Guy Raz
But that's the stranger's odor.
Mindy Thomas
Exactly. See, the scientists who designed and conducted this experiment didn't train the cats to locate their owner's odor. Instead, they relied on the cat's natural instincts, which is to be more interested in a unknown smell. Aha.
Guy Raz
And the more interesting unknown smell is the stranger's odor.
Mindy Thomas
Exactly. So if the cats were more interested in the blue stranger's tube, that would
Guy Raz
mean they found the red tube familiar and therefore uninteresting.
Mindy Thomas
You got it, Guy Raz.
Guy Raz
But wait, how then did Colonel Toots Thunderpaw get confused?
Moose Boofington
Oh, sorry, miss Giforce. It appears Colonel Toots found your odor to be new and novel and therefore more interesting, as though you were a stranger. Unfortunately, you are not a purrfect match.
Grandma G Force
And neither are we.
Moose Boofington
Moosey, what do you think happened? Why did Colonel Toots find your smell so interesting?
Grandma G Force
Well, I'm guessing it's on a can of all the pennies are fished out of the mole fountain. Ah.
Moose Boofington
He can smell all the strange odors from strangers on the pennies.
Grandma G Force
And all their wishes probably too.
Mindy Thomas
Whoa, Grandma G Force. You shoved so many of those fountain pennies in your unitard, you probably smell like the wishes of all the strangers at the mall.
Grandma G Force
Yep. I don't even got no personal smell anymore. How sad for. We'll talk about this at home, tootsie.
Moose Boofington
Okay, now let's move on to contestant number two, Mindy with her sleigh cats.
Narrator/Announcer
Yay. Woo.
Moose Boofington
Yeah. Let's reveal the tubes. Now, using their senses of smell, let's see if the sleigh cats can make the purrfect match. There they go, walking right past the white tube with nothing in it.
Mindy Thomas
Come on, sleigh cats.
Listener Messages
Come on, Debbie.
Mindy Thomas
You can do this.
Moose Boofington
Donna, they're walking past the red tube with Mindy's odor in it.
Guy Raz
Mindy, they're gonna do it. Ah, come on, Cheryl.
Mindy Thomas
Come on, Carol.
Moose Boofington
And there they go. They're sniffing the blue stranger's tube.
Narrator/Announcer
Yay.
Mindy Thomas
They did it. They did it.
Moose Boofington
Congratulations to Mindy and the sleigh cats. You're the purr fect match.
Mindy Thomas
Aw, come here, you little sleigh cats.
Narrator/Announcer
Hug.
Mindy Thomas
Wait, Sleigh cats, where you going? I'm right here, sleigh cats.
Narrator/Announcer
No.
Mindy Thomas
No. Doubt, doubt. Looks like they like you, Mr. Stranger.
Guy Raz
Pam. Ms. Dixon.
Mindy Thomas
Steve, stop, please.
Narrator/Announcer
Ow. Steve.
Moose Boofington
Let's hear it one more time for our winner, Mindy. And here's your prize. A year's supply of snacky cat kitty treats. Ooh, I love those snacky cats. The kitty treat kitty cats crave.
Mindy Thomas
And sometimes their owners do, too.
Moose Boofington
And Ms. Gforce. Don't you worry. We have a consolation prize for you.
Grandma G Force
Boo. Yeah, give me my prize. Moose.
Moose Boofington
Our second place finisher gets. Oh, my goodness, two tickets to the drive in movie theater with me, your host, Moose foofington. No, but it's.
Grandma G Force
I want a million dollars.
Moose Boofington
That's our show, everyone. Thanks for watching the perfect match. Perfect. The felines are feeling. I smell so appealing. I'm the perfect match. All right. Bo
Mindy Thomas
wow in the world. We'll be right back, grown ups. This message is for you.
Moose Boofington
Whoa.
Dennis
You're listening to bongo in the big
Stage Manager
two in the morning on kwow. Hey, bongo, guess what time it is. Looks to be about 7:40am
Moose Boofington
no, it's
Stage Manager
time for big toot's big favorite.
Narrator/Announcer
Big favorite?
Moose Boofington
Oh, yeah.
Stage Manager
The part of the show when you, big toot, hit us with your favorite new song. What you got for us today? All right, today's big favorite is a song from a new artist called wow in the world. Well, what's the song? It's called the scientifically most danceable song in the whole wide world.
Moose Boofington
Wow.
Stage Manager
That's a big title. Yeah. Let me spin you up a clip.
Narrator/Announcer
The scientifically most danceable song in the world. A white world. The scientifically most danceable danceable song.
Moose Boofington
Whoa too.
Dennis
That was totally rockin'.
Stage Manager
Where can we listen to the rest of the song? Anywhere you get your tunes, bongo. They're out on Spotify, Apple music or wherever you like to spin your tracks. Well, thanks for tuning in to big two's big favorite here on on bongo in the big two in the morning on kwow. Bye bye now. Later.
Mindy Thomas
That's it. Back to the show.
Narrator/Announcer
Wow in the world.
Mindy Thomas
Hi, thanks for calling wow in the world. After the beep, get ready to record.
Listener Messages
My name is Billy from San Diego, and my wow is that narwhals can have one horn or two horns. Hi, my name is Koda and I'm from Virginia. My wow in the world is that someone made safety glasses for chickens so they wouldn't pet each other. How many anguy rod? My name is Jefferson. I live in Kona, Hawaii. My wow is axolotls could regrow parts of their brains and heart. Say hi to Dennis for me.
Narrator/Announcer
Hi.
Listener Messages
Bye. I love your show. Hi, my name is Ava and I'm from Iowa. Did you know that elephants use their tuskets to get salt out of rocks from caves. Hi Mindy and Guy Raz. I'm from la, California and my wow in the world is that the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn.
Moose Boofington
Bye.
Listener Messages
My name is Ella and I'm from Kentucky and my wow is that in Australia there's a coral reef shaped like a heart. Hi Mindy and Guy Raz. My name is Hazel from Morrison, New Jersey. My wow in the world is that raccoons can open jars. Say hi to the sly cats. Bye. My name is Rocky and I live in San Francisco. My wow is that There are over 44 to 45,000 flights in the US daily. Bye Mindy and Guy Raz. Love your show. Hi Mindy and Guy Raz. I'm Eleanor from Vancouver, Canada and my wow in the world is that cucumbers used to be called cow cumbers. Bye.
Mindy Thomas
End of Messages. Thanks for listening to this episode of wow in the World. If you're a kid with a big wow to share with us, call our WOW. Hotline at 1-888-7-WOW wow for a chance to be featured at the end of the show.
Guy Raz
And while you're at it, head over to Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Leave us five stars and tell us what wows you about our show by leaving a review or send us a comment on Spotify. You just might hear your reviewsy read by Dennis on WeWOW on the weekend,
Mindy Thomas
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Guy Raz
and more on Tinkercast.com, you can also shop our WOW shop, get tickets for upcoming live events, find our books, toys and science kits, and learn all about the other amazing podcasts from Tinkercast.
Mindy Thomas
Once again, that's Tinkercast.com wow in the
Guy Raz
world is written by Mindy Thomas and Tom Van Kalken with contributions from me, Guy Raz.
Mindy Thomas
Original sound design and music editing is done by Tyler Thole with help from our senior production Director Jed Anderson and audio producer Henry Moskal. You can also hear Jed Anderson in the voices of Dennis, Thomas, Fingerling, Reggie, and many of the other silly characters you hear on our show. And a special thanks to Matthew Balthrop for lending his voice to the role of Moose Boofington on this episode.
Guy Raz
Jessica Boddy keeps our facts straight as our fact checker, Steph Sosa keeps our heads on straight as our executive producer and Meredith Halpern Ranzer Powers the Wow at Tinkercast.
Mindy Thomas
Our theme song was composed and performed by three time Grammy nominees the Pop Ups. Find them at thepopups.com Special thanks to
Guy Raz
our team including Kristin Yang, Thuy Mac, Ali Paksima, Linda Rothenberg and Anna Zagorski and all of the other Tinkerers at Tinkercast hq.
Mindy Thomas
Grown Ups. You can follow wow in the World on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter owintheworld and our email address is hellonkercast.com thanks for listening.
Guy Raz
Find episodes of wow. In the World every Monday to what's in a wow? Every Friday right here and on YouTube.
Mindy Thomas
And don't forget, we wow on the weekends with Dennis every Saturday and Sunday right here in the wow in the World podcast feed.
Guy Raz
Until then, keep on wowing.
Mindy Thomas
Wow in the World was made by Tinkercast.
Episode: The Purrr-fect Match: Cats, Chaos, Science, and Smelly Surprises!
Date: March 23, 2026
Hosts: Mindy Thomas & Guy Raz
Podcast: Wow in the World by Tinkercast
In this delightfully chaotic and science-filled episode, Mindy Thomas and Guy Raz go behind the scenes (and right on the stage!) of a fictional game show, The Purrr-fect Match, where the stars are—cats. The challenge: Can cats identify their humans solely by their humans’ smell? This wacky adventure showcases a real scientific study, celebrates feline unpredictability, and, of course, features plenty of laughs, memorable moments, and a dash of chaos.
Memorable moment:
“Okay, well, basically the challenge in this game is to get these cats to correctly guess their human based on the way their human smells.”
— Mindy Thomas (02:37)
Notable Quote:
“Guy Raz, have you ever tried to blindfold a cat?”
— Mindy Thomas (09:01)
[13:35]-[18:50]
Contestant 1: Grandma G Force & Colonel Toots Thunderpaw
Contestant 2: Mindy & Her Sleigh Cats
Notable Moment:
“You shoved so many of those fountain pennies in your unitard, you probably smell like the wishes of all the strangers at the mall.”
— Mindy Thomas (16:48)
Funny Exchange:
“Mindy, you want me to swab my ears and toes and armpits for national tv?”
— Guy Raz (10:32)
Science summary simplification:
“If the cats were more interested in the blue stranger's tube, that would mean they found the red tube familiar and therefore uninteresting.”
— Mindy Thomas (15:47)
[21:39]-[23:50]
This episode blends scientific discovery with the hosts’ signature humor and zaniness. Using a game-show spoof, Wow in the World explores how cats use their sense of smell, brings animal behavior research to life for kids and families, and ensures everyone leaves with a smile and a “WOW.” If you ever doubted that science could be both hilarious and informative—this “purr-fect” episode is proof.
Summary by ChatGPT