Transcript
A (0:00)
Hey, Wowzer fams. Mindy here. And before we start the show, I've got a question for you. Are you ready to make It Wow? Okay, here's the deal. My buddies Dennis and Karlie, Q and I are hitting the road to make It Wow with you in the Washington, D.C. area and Denver, Colorado. That's right. We'll be making it wow in Bethesda, Maryland on March 29 and in Denver, Colorado on April 6. Make it wow is a live bonkerballs competition game show where real kids are the star of the show. Two teams of wowzers will turn their wildest and weirdest ideas into jaw dropping inventions live on stage. Tickets to our D.C. and Denver shows are on sale now. Grown ups. Visit Tinkercast.com events to get your ticket today. That's Tinkercast.com events. We can't wait to make it wow with you this spring. But until then, let's get on with the show.
B (1:15)
Ah ah ah ah. We wow on the weekend. We wow on the weekend. We wow on the weekend. Cause this is what we do on the weekend. Talking, laughing, me and Reggie singing, laughing. And then we. Oh, wait, no, I said laughing. Uh, whatever. We wow on the weekend. Yeah, we wow on the weekend. Clap clap. We wow on the weekend. Cause this is what we do on the weekend. Hello and welcome to We Wow on the Weeknd. I'm your host, Dennis, and Reggie's here as my co host. Oh, that's a good question. What is the difference between a co host and a regular host? I guess a regular host sits on a rolly chair like this one, and a co host sits on my couch like you're doing. And the regular host tries to entertain the audience while the co host laughs at all my jokes, even when they're not funny, so that the audience thinks I'm funnier than I am. Reggie, laughing at my jokes is not a hard job. I'm hilarious. Okay, fine. Here's a joke I prepared for today. Why did the ocean wave to the beach? Nothing. It just waved. Oh, wait, no, that's not right. Reggie, don't laugh. I messed up my joke. Okay, let's move on and read some reviewsies. I'm reading reviewsies for me and for you, Z. We've got us some doozies. So let's read reviews. Z's. All right, let's get the first reviewz here. Ahem. This one's from username luthienrose1. The title says OMG screaming emoji. Oh, good scream, Reggie. And the message says, I love wee. Wow. On the weekend. P.S. reggie, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? And then there's a little ice cream emoji. Well, Reggie, what's your favorite ice cream flavor? What? Blue. Reggie, blue isn't a flavor. Oh, whatever. There's more here. P.P.S. dennis, do you like waffles? Waffle emoji. Oh, yeah. Luthien Rose 1. I am a big fan of waffles, but I find them very difficult to eat. Because of all the little squares, Reggie. Well, I like to fill every single waffle square up exactly halfway with syrup, and then I put a tiny ploop of butter in the middle of each syrupy square. A ploop, Reggie. A ploop of butter. Because that's the sound it makes. Ploop. Well, it depends on the waffle, but there's usually around 25 squares and it takes me 45 minutes to eat one waffle. Next reviewsy. Okay, this comment comes from Snakemaster 2.0. Ew, snakes. The title says the snakes and the message says I want Snake Week. What? No, no Snake Week. First you all wanted Turtle Week and now Snake Week. What would Snake Week even be? Just a week of us hanging out with snakes. And what would we do with them? Like pet them and name them and make them little hats. Okay, suddenly I'm into this. Go find us some snakes, Reggie. Fine, go find snakes later then. Next reviewsy. All right, this next Reviews from username the1link. The title says pretty good and the message says, dennis, you brag way too much, but the podcast is good. Three stars for you. What? I do not brag too much just because I talk about how I have shiny hair and tons of fans and sing with the beauty of a thousand wind chimes. That's bragging. Oh, whatever. Let's see what else it says. Five stars for Mindy and Guy Raz. And I only get three. Oh, and there's stars for you too, Reggie. Looks like you get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, terminate. And I have 12 through 2472 stars. That's not fair. Oh, you're right. Thank you for the stars, the lone link. And congratulations, Reggie. You're a very popular beloved giant pigeon. Thanks for all your refusees, listeners. Keep em coming. If you leave a comment on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, I just might read it on Wee Wow on the weeknd. Five stars or more, please, Reggie. I know it only goes to 5 stars, but I think if you click hard enough, it'll give an extra star. No, I did not just make that up. Okay, I made that up. Okay, okay, let's move on. Actually, no way. I have to use the bathroom. I don't know, go to commercial or something.