Transcript
Mindy Thomas (0:00)
Hey, Wowzer fams Mindy and Guy Razzie here. And before we start the show, we have a little announcement for you.
Guy Raz (0:07)
We just got a brand new item in stock at our shop.
Mindy Thomas (0:12)
Introducing the state of the art, never before seen, heard or wanted jar of farts.
Guy Raz (0:22)
What?
Mindy Thomas (0:23)
Do you or a loved one enjoy the smell of a fresh toot?
Dennis (0:27)
No.
Mindy Thomas (0:28)
Well, then you're not gonna like this. Each wow in the World J. Zara farts features the latest vacuum sealing technology to preserve the tooth's original odor so your nose will be so full of sulfur the second your sniffer gets a whiff of it.
Guy Raz (0:43)
Mindy, this is gross. No one's gonna wanna buy this.
Mindy Thomas (0:47)
That's exactly what market research said. But I think.
Guy Raz (0:51)
Wait a minute. What's Today's date? It's April 1, isn't it?
Mindy Thomas (0:58)
April Fools. Guy Razzie.
Guy Raz (1:00)
So we're not selling jars? Of course.
Mindy Thomas (1:03)
Of course not. But we do have some stem toys that toot.
Guy Raz (1:07)
Toot, Mindy.
Mindy Thomas (1:08)
Like our wow in the World High flying air rocket. It's got a toot nozzle for when you wanna let her rip. And our wow in the World Amazing Human body kit comes with a toot whistle too. And not to toot our own horn here, but we've got lots of stem toys that will wow the kids in your life who love science and the ones who don't yet grownups.
Guy Raz (1:33)
Visit Tinkercast.com to shop the wow. Now that's Tinkercast.com shop. Now back to the show.
Dennis (1:52)
We wow on the weekend. We wow on the weekend. We wow on the weekend. Cause this is what we do on the weekend. Talking, laughing. Me and Reggie singing, laughing. And then we. Oh, wait, no, I said laughing twice. Whatever. We wow on the weekend. Yeah. We wow on the weekend. We wow on the weekend. Cause this is what we do on the weekend. Hello and welcome to We Wow on the Weekend. I'm your host, Dennis, and that's my co host, Reggie the Giant pigeon. This is the show where we hang out, chit chat, answer questions from our fans, and listen to Tinkercast podcasts. And today we're gonna. We're gonna. Reggie, what are you doing over there? You're knitting. Cool. What kind of thing are you knitting? Ooh, socks. Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess I haven't ever seen giant pigeon socks. Have to put a sock in at Sock Emporium. Well, good for you for taking initiative and making your own. I like the orange yarn you're using. Oh, I get it. It's orange so it'll just look like your normal pigeon feet, only fuzzy. Now I want to knit something too. As a matter of fact, Reggie, I do have knitting needles. Well, mother does. Let me see if I can find them. I think they're in this basket up here on the shelf. Almost got it. Ow. Yep, that's where they were. Okay, got my knitting needles and yarn. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me sing this song first. Pancakes are for eating and rivers are for rafting and Broadway is for my one man show but afternoons are for crafting Crafternoon Today for Crafternoon we're knitting socks to keep our toesies nice and warm. As a matter of fact, Reggie, I do know how to knit. Mother taught me once. Okay, fine. I was only half paying attention because we were watching an episode of the Great Brutish Breaking Show. No, Reggie, the Great Brutish Breaking Show. You know, that show where the big hulky guys smash things with mallets to see who can break things the best? Yeah, but everyone's also really nice each other, so it's cute. I love that show. Ooh, your socks are really coming along, Reggie. I like the stripes. Oh, my first sock is. Huh. Well, the good news, it looks like a sock. But the bad news is I accidentally knitted it to the sweater I'm wearing.
