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Meredith Halperin Ranzer
Hey, grownups. I'm Meredith Halperin Ranzer, the chief executive Tinkerer and co founder of Tinkercast. You may have heard my name at the end of the credits. As they say, I power the wow, but I don't do it alone. I've had the absolute pleasure of steering this ship with the most talented crew of tinkers you can imagine. This team of writers, producers, musicians, educators, parents, former children not only embody the spirit of play, curiosity and innovation, but they've made it their life's work to create content that inspires play, curiosity and innovation. Right now, we need your help to keep the wind in our sails and keep us wowing. This is our final week of our fund drive, and we're so grateful for those of you that have already contributed. Truly, it means the world to us to know how much you value what we do, but we're not even close to meeting our goal. Whatever you're able to give helps. And for those of you with means to help significantly, we really need you now. When we started up Tinkercast nine years ago, many of us were parents just like you. And as parents, we wanted our kids to look up, have conversations, feel agency in their world. As media makers, we wanted to tell stories that could connect laughter to learning and kids to the real amazing wows in their world. Since then, we've built the company we've always wanted to work at with the Dream Team. We wanted to play Tinker and grow with. And grow we did. In fact, our audience, that's you, is still growing every month. We're so honored you welcome our shows into your homes, your cars, your ears, your imaginations, and your worlds. Every week we hear from you that we bring your family joy and laughter and a shared experience that brings you closer together. And we want to keep doing that for your family and for those families that are just discovering our shows now. Again, this is our last week of asking our audience directly for financial support. We still have a long way to go to meet our goal. Please visit tinkercast.com support and give what you can. You can also choose from a handful of different thank you gifts for your different levels of giving. We're talking personal shout outs from your favorite characters, special audio and video messages just for your wowzers, a chance to go behind the scenes of a show recording, and more. Once again, that's Tinkercast.com support. As chief executive Tinkerer, along with my co founders, Guy and Mindy, and our unbelievably talented team of Tinkerers, we Thank you. Now, on with the show.
Announcer
Proceeded. 3, 2, 1. Mission.
Children Callers
Get ready for an adventure of magnificent proportion.
Dennis
I don't know what you've been told but we're in a golden age. So many discoveries that are jumping off the page. While in the world Woe to the world Wild in the world While in the world Wild in the. How in the world, how in the world.
Announcer
A better way.
Mindy Thomas
Houston, I don't know what you've been doing in a gobany.
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. The World Spinning Championships are about to begin.
Meredith Halperin Ranzer
Hello, ma'.
Dennis
Am.
Mindy Thomas
What can I get for you? Let's see here. I'll have the curly fries, two ham hock sliders, and a large pretzel with extra caviar.
Guy Raz
Oh, sorry, we're all out of caviar.
Dennis
Oh, man.
Guy Raz
Anything else?
Mindy Thomas
Oh, and an extra large chocolate milk on the rocks. You got it, Hudgy.
Dennis
Mindy. Guy Razi.
Guy Raz
Mindy, where have you been? I thought you were just going to get snacks. That was an hour ago.
Mindy Thomas
I am getting snacks. Can you believe that none of these snack shacks have any caviar?
Guy Raz
Shocking.
Mindy Thomas
Excuse me, ma'.
Dennis
Am.
Mindy Thomas
Don't worry about it. I brought my own tart pops anyway. Um, okay. Wait. May I use your toaster in there, please?
Meredith Halperin Ranzer
Ooh, yeah, sorry, it's broken. I was trying to, like, toast the caviar.
Guy Raz
Just forget it. Mindy, let's go. Dennis is saving us. Front row seats.
Mindy Thomas
Front row seats.
Dennis
Wow.
Mindy Thomas
Way to go, Dennis.
Guy Raz
But the show's about to start.
Mindy Thomas
We gotta move.
Dennis
I'm coming.
Mindy Thomas
I'll follow you, Guy Raz.
Guy Raz
Okay.
Announcer
Welcome, everyone, to the World Spinning Championships, sponsored by Francis Ohanigan's Mouthwash.
Dennis
Come on.
Guy Raz
This is the door to our seats.
Mindy Thomas
This place is packed.
Guy Raz
Yeah, well, it is the World Series of Spitting. Mindy, look. Dennis is down in the front there.
Dennis
Guy Ra. It's Mindy over here. Dennis, for safety sake, hurry or someone else is gonna. Hey. No.
Guy Raz
Oh, boy, he better get down.
Mindy Thomas
I can't believe we're here. Guy Raz. I have been trying to get tickets to the World Spitting Championships for years.
Guy Raz
Well, I guess it does help that Grandma GeForce is a competitor this year.
Mindy Thomas
Yeah, all those years of practice are really paying off.
Dennis
Guy Raz. Mindy.
Mindy Thomas
Hear, hear, hear. We see you, Dennis. Stop yelling.
Dennis
Hey, we're sitting together. All together.
Guy Raz
Hey, these are really nice. Great job, Dennis.
Dennis
I know, and I only had to get here five hours early. What?
Mindy Thomas
All right, got us a couple of programs while I was out scouting for caviar. Here, catch. And a program for you, Dennis. Thank you, Reggie. Hold out your wing. All right, now let's scope out the competition. Let's see, what do we have here? We've got a camel. Wait, what?
Dennis
Look, there's a snake competing, too.
Guy Raz
And an. Oh, archerfish guy.
Mindy Thomas
Raz, these spitting competitors are all animals.
Guy Raz
Yeah, this looks like an interspecies competition.
Mindy Thomas
I didn't even know that other animals could spit.
Guy Raz
Well, it is a very rare animal behavior, but there are a handful of creatures in the wild that do do it.
Mindy Thomas
Even seals.
Dennis
What?
Mindy Thomas
Here, look on page nine. A gray seal.
Dennis
A spitting seal.
Mindy Thomas
A spitting seal. According to her bio here, it says that she was observed spitting at a sea eag off the coast of England.
Dennis
Wow.
Mindy Thomas
Ooh.
Dennis
Wow.
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's World Spinning Championships, brought to you by Francis Ohanigan's Mouthwash.
Dennis
Let's go.
Announcer
Aaloofi Tonight we have five competitors from every corner of the animal kingdom competing in a sharpshooting challenge of daring expectoration.
Dennis
Ooh, a shooting sharpshooting challenge. Like they have to hit targets or something with their spit.
Guy Raz
Exactly.
Dennis
Cool.
Announcer
Now please welcome to the stage your competitors. From the brackish waters of South Asia, weighing in at one and a half pounds and measuring just under six inches long, it's the archerfish.
Dennis
Oh, would you like that?
Guy Raz
Oh, I've heard about this fish. Accurate with his spitting.
Announcer
Next up, from the deepest deserts of the Australian outback, this dromedary requires no commentary. Give it up for the camel. And now, slithering in at 3ft, 3 inches long, from the savannas of subtropical Africa, it's the reptile with the venomous projectile, the spinning snake. And representing Homo sapiens from all over the world, standing at 4ft 10 inches, it's the loogie legend, the little spittle. It's Grandma J Fo.
Mindy Thomas
You know what, Brett?
Children Callers
You can't touch.
Announcer
And her coach, Thomas Fingerling. All right, let's let this firecracker.
Dennis
Yeah, I know those two. They're my friends. Hey, go friends.
Guy Raz
Uh, Mindy, why is Thomas Fingerling there again?
Mindy Thomas
Oh, he's Grandma G force's coach. He actually used to be a pretty big deal in the spitting world back in the day.
Guy Raz
Really? Yeah.
Mindy Thomas
They used to call him the saliva survivor, but then he switched to competitive knuckle cracking.
Announcer
And now our final contender. From the Isle of Wight off the coast of England, weighing in at 370 pounds, she's feared by every eagle, hawk and falcon from here to Nova Scotia, it's Gracie the gray seal.
Dennis
Ooh, I like her. I want her to win. Go, Gracie.
Guy Raz
Dennis, we're here to support Grandma G Force.
Dennis
Yeah, but Gracie wants it more. Just listen to her.
Announcer
Competitors, are you ready?
Dennis
Press.
Mindy Thomas
Press now.
Announcer
Yes, you are G Force. We were born ready, Mr. Announcer Man. And let's get ready to spit.
Mindy Thomas
I'm so nervous.
Dennis
I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous.
Guy Raz
What are they doing, Mindy?
Mindy Thomas
Ooh, it looks like they're bringing out the spitting targets for round one.
Announcer
Competitors, you have five attempts to hit all five of the targets you see in front of you. May the most exceptional expectorator win.
Dennis
They keep saying that word, expectorator. What is that?
Guy Raz
Oh, it's just a fancy scientific way of saying spitting.
Dennis
Ah.
Announcer
First at the spitting line, the archerfish.
Mindy Thomas
Wow, the crowd really loves that archerfish.
Guy Raz
Well, it appears he is the favorite here, Mindy. He's probably one of the most well known animal spitters in the world.
Mindy Thomas
Really?
Guy Raz
Yeah, he uses his spitting for hunting purposes. What?
Dennis
How?
Guy Raz
Well, where he lives in the jungle, he mainly eats insects. Insects that hang off the branches above the water. So how does he get them to fall into the water where he can eat them?
Mindy Thomas
He spits at them.
Guy Raz
Exactly. And he's super accurate, too. He's able to hit bugs up to five feet above the water surface.
Mindy Thomas
Wait, with his is spit.
Guy Raz
Yeah. Check it out. He's about to go.
Announcer
On your mark, get set. Spit.
Dennis
Wow.
Guy Raz
Fastest spit in the west.
Announcer
Oh, four out of five and almost perfect score.
Dennis
Oh, wow. So cool.
Announcer
Next up to the line, it's the camel.
Guy Raz
I've heard about this one too, Mindy.
Mindy Thomas
Yeah, what do you know?
Guy Raz
Well, apparently she has a. A real problem with authority.
Announcer
Okay, now, camo. Easy now. On your mark, get set. Spit. You just spit in my face. Disqualified. You are disqualified from the tournament. Can someone give me a napkin, please? Oh, yeah, disqualified. Get out of here, camel.
Dennis
Yikes.
Guy Raz
Yeah.
Announcer
Okay, next up, the snake.
Mindy Thomas
Ooh, I like her. She's got a sassy attitude. Look at that slither.
Dennis
Oh, yeah, she's got moves, guy.
Mindy Thomas
Raz, does she also use her spitting for hunting?
Guy Raz
Not exactly, Mindy. According to the program here, it says she uses it for self defense.
Mindy Thomas
Let me see that program. Huh? So it says here that when backed into a corner, this kind of snake can protect itself by spitting its venom almost 7ft towards its attacker.
Dennis
Whoa. I'm gonna keep my social distance from that thing.
Mindy Thomas
Sounds like solid advice for anyone.
Announcer
Okay, snake. On your mark, get set, spin. Only three out of five. Unfortunately, Mr. Snake, that means that you are eliminated. Eliminated.
Dennis
Poor little venomous snakey.
Announcer
Next up to the line, this year's newest addition, Gracie the gray seal.
Dennis
Yay. So, Gracie, the gray seal's my favorite.
Mindy Thomas
Yeah, we know, Dennis.
Guy Raz
So, Mindy, what's the story with this seal?
Mindy Thomas
Well, according to the program here, she's actually new to the spitting world. It says here that she was first observed spitting in the wild back in 2022.
Dennis
Huh. Spitting in the wild, eh?
Mindy Thomas
Apparently she was caught on camera spitting at sea eagles. Here, look at this photo.
Guy Raz
That eagle does not look happ, Gracie.
Mindy Thomas
I mean, would you be happy if a seal just spit in your face?
Guy Raz
I wouldn't be happy if anyone spat in my face, Mindy.
Mindy Thomas
Exactly.
Guy Raz
So what was the reason for her spitting? Protection? Hunting?
Mindy Thomas
Well, neither. It says here that scientists think that she was spitting at that eagle to try and scare it away from the fish.
Guy Raz
She was trying to protect the fish?
Mindy Thomas
Well, not exactly. She was actually trying to eat the fish.
Guy Raz
Oh, I get it. Fewer eagles swooping in and eating our fish means more food for the seal.
Announcer
Gray seal, are you ready? On your mark, get set, sprint. And four out of five, we have a tie for first place.
Dennis
Way to go, Grayson. I'm your biggest fan, Dennis.
Mindy Thomas
Remember, we're here for Grandma G Force.
Guy Raz
Oh, I have to say, Mindy, for someone who's relatively new to the spitting game, this gray seal is pretty talented.
Dennis
Yeah.
Mindy Thomas
Guess there's a reason she made it all the way to the world championships.
Announcer
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. The lean, mean, clean spitting machine herself. It's Grandma G Force.
Mindy Thomas
That's me. Go me. I'm the best.
Announcer
Go get em, Grandmama.
Dennis
Go, Grandma GeForce. Go.
Mindy Thomas
You got this, Grandma GeForce.
Dennis
Go. We love Gracie.
Mindy Thomas
Janice.
Dennis
What?
Announcer
As our final competitor, Grandma GeForce will need a perfect score in order to win and take home the title of world spitting champion. Now remember what I said. GeForce become one with the flam.
Children Callers
I am the flam.
Announcer
That's right, you are G force. Are you ready now?
Mindy Thomas
I mean, yeah.
Announcer
On your mark. Get set. Spit. Oh, snap. She's taken out the first four targets. Can she do it?
Dennis
Oh, wow.
Announcer
That's it, little spittle. Be the flam.
Dennis
Okay.
Guy Raz
What is she doing, Mindy?
Dennis
I don't know.
Mindy Thomas
I guess this is part of her technique or something. What in the.
Dennis
Wow. Guy. Raz, she did it. Amazing. Way to go, Rev. On G Force.
Announcer
And there it is, folks. A perfect score.
Dennis
That's the winner. Yes. A Bowie.
Mindy Thomas
Oh, yeah. I win.
Children Callers
I'm the best.
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for this year's World Spinning Champion, Grandma G Force.
Mindy Thomas
Oh yeah.
Announcer
Go me. I knew you could do it. Now GeForce, do you have any words to all the little boys and girls out there who one day want to be in your shoes?
Mindy Thomas
Yeah, I do. My shoes will not fit you. I got unusually wide feet.
Dennis
What?
Mindy Thomas
You heard me.
Announcer
Okay, and your coach here, Thomas Fingerling. How do you feel seeing your protege follow in your footsteps? Oh, I am over the moon. I can't believe I finally won America's Funniest Home makeovers. Uh, no, Mr. Fingerling, this isn't America's Funniest Home Makeovers. It ain't? No, it's the World Spitting Championships.
Dennis
Oh.
Announcer
Well, do I still get the $10,000? No. Ah, rats. Who do I win? Oh, I'm so glad you asked. Tonight our world champion will leave with a lifetime supply of Francis Ohanigan's mouthwash. Just swirl and spit.
Mindy Thomas
Oh, boogie.
Announcer
Well, it's just what I always wanted. Thank you all for attending tonight's event. Um, you can all leave now.
Dennis
Aw, Gracie, the gray seal could have really used that mouthwash.
Mindy Thomas
What?
Dennis
She has a raw fish diet. Mindy, think how bad she her breath is. Probably.
Announcer
Uh huh.
Dennis
There she is leaving the stage. I'm gonna go get her autograph. Gracie, Gracie, wait up. I'm your biggest fan.
Guy Raz
Well, that certainly was an eye opening event.
Children Callers
Yeah.
Mindy Thomas
Who knew so many animals knew how
Guy Raz
to spit and for so many different reasons.
Mindy Thomas
And we only learned about seals being able to spit a few years ago. I mean, who knows how many other animals out there have extraordinary animals spitting abilities and they're just hiding them from us.
Guy Raz
That's true, Mindy. I guess we'll just have to come back next year.
Mindy Thomas
I can hardly wait.
Announcer
Okay folks, moving on outta here. I gotta pack up all these chairs.
Guy Raz
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Announcer
Don't worry about it, just keep moving. We got the end of species world Splashing competition here in like 20 minutes.
Mindy Thomas
Ooh, world Splashing Competition. I gotta stay save for that bindi. But first I gotta go find some caviar to put on this pretzel. Wow in the World. We'll be right back, grown ups. This message is for you. That's it, back to the show.
Dennis
Wow in the World.
Mindy Thomas
Hi, thanks for calling wow in the World. After the beep, get ready to record.
Children Callers
Hello, my name is Theo and I live in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. I'm nine years old and my wow in the world is that Roly Polys are Actually crustaceans and they have gills. Say hi to Reggie and Dennis.
Dennis
Hi.
Children Callers
Bye. Love your show. Hello. My name is Brennan, I am from North Carolina. My wow in the world is bamboo can grow one and a half inches in just one hour. Goodbye. Hi, my name is Lily and I'm from the port, Indiana. And my wow in the world is that starfish can regrow arms. Hi, Mindy. And guide rolls. My name is Daisy, I live in Burlington, Vermont. And my wow in the world that about 10,000 cells in your body could fit on the head of. Say hi to Dennis. Reggie Thomas Fingerling, Grandma G Force and the sleigh catch for me.
Dennis
Howdy.
Mindy Thomas
Oh, yeah.
Children Callers
Hi, my name is Cleo and I live in Dunstable, Massachusetts. And my wow in the world is that chickens eat little small vogue to help them digest food. That's my wow in the world. My name is Sophia and I live in China Spring, Texas. And my wow is that scorpions are arachnids. Hi, I'm Chichi and I'm eight years old and I live in Chicago. My wow in the world is that there's a type of snake called the pit viper. It has heat vision and it's really cool. Hi, my name is Clementine. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina and I'm six years old. My wow in the world is that bananas are actually berries. Say hi to grandma Devore.
Dennis
Woo.
Children Callers
Mama's Fingerling, Reggie. Dennis.
Dennis
Hi there.
Children Callers
And the sleigh cats. Hi, Mindy and guys. I'm Claire. And I'm Wyatt and we're from Cincinnati, Ohio. Our wow in the world is that one day on Venus is equal to 243 Earth days. They had a very, very annoying dentist for me.
Dennis
Ahoy there.
Children Callers
And grandma decoys.
Dennis
Boo. Yay.
Children Callers
Bye.
Announcer
End of messages.
Guy Raz
Wow in the World is written by Mindy Thomas and Tom Van Kalken with help from me Guy Raz.
Mindy Thomas
Original sound design and music editing is done by Tyler Thole with help from our supervising producer, Jed Anders. You can also hear Jed Anderson in the voices of Dennis, Thomas, Fingerling, Reggie and many of the other silly characters that you hear on our show. And Lizzie Froehlich can also be heard as some of the silly characters on our show.
Guy Raz
Jessica Bode keeps our facts straight as our fact checker. And Meredith Halpern Ranzer powers the wow at Tinkercast.
Mindy Thomas
Our theme song was composed and performed by three time Grammy nominees. The pop ups.
Guy Raz
Find them@thepopups.com Special thanks to Kit Ballinger, Rebecca Caban, Dr. Natasha Crandall Kenny Curtis, Kristin Yang, Thuy Mack, Erica Medina, Henry Moskal, Jody Nussbaum, Ali Paxima, Linda Rothenberg, Steph Sosa, Joanna Weber, Anna Zagorski and all of the other tinkerers at Tinkercast HQ.
Mindy Thomas
And to keep the wow rolling after you finish this episode, visit us@tinkercast.com There you can become a member of the World Organization of wowzers to get year round mailings and weekly activities. Shop our wow. Shop, get tickets for upcoming events, find our best selling books and learn about some of the other amazing podcasts from Tinkercast Grown ups.
Guy Raz
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Mindy Thomas
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Guy Raz
Thanks again for listening. We're here every Monday or you can check out two what's in a wow Every Friday right here in the wow in the World podcast feed.
Mindy Thomas
And don't forget we WOW on the weekend with Dennis Saturday and Sunday. Keep on wowing. Wow in the World was made by Tinkercast and sent to you by Wondery.
Podcast: Wow in the World
Hosts: Mindy Thomas & Guy Raz
Date: February 23, 2026
Episode theme: A hilarious, science-packed deep dive into the animal kingdom’s most amazing spitters, told through a wacky adventure at the (fictional) World Spitting Championships.
The episode brings listeners ringside to the World Spitting Championships—a science-y, laugh-out-loud competition featuring some of the animal world’s most expert spitters! Alongside favorite characters like Mindy, Guy Raz, Dennis, and Grandma G Force, kids and grownups learn the “what,” “how,” and “why” of animal spitting. This episode blends live commentary from the event, animal facts, and playful banter, culminating in a wow-worthy celebration of curiosity and nature's surprises.
Kids share fascinating facts, including:
The episode maintains a playful, joke-filled, science-packed tone, with lively sound effects and in-character banter. Scientific facts are woven into the fun, encouraging curiosity and wonder in listeners of all ages.
A perfect episode for curious kids and their grownups: you’ll laugh, learn, and maybe think differently about animals—and their spit!