Anthony and Joe kick off with a wild story about a guy who returned an anime figure to eBay — covered in bodily fluids — and claimed "item not as described." From there the boys riff on WWE's $11,500 pasta dinner package at Clash in Italy, the growing list of AEW women who haven't wrestled in years, Ricochet's social media drama, the Bella Army's toxic fandom response, Willow Nightingale's thoughtful take on fan harassment, foot fetish culture, the Roman Reigns/CM Punk/Jay Uso mess on Raw, Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch launching a coffee brand, TKO's private equity stranglehold on WWE storytelling, and much more.

0:00 – Intro: The eBay anime figure return story
6:39 – WWE/MMA crossover: Ronda Rousey & CTE jokes
11:40 – WWE Clash in Italy: The $11,500 pasta package
14:21 – Which WWE Superstar is making the pasta?
26:40 – Breaking angel hair pasta as a heel spot
28:44 – Grayson Waller's match on Raw
29:40 – TKO's quiet releases & roster bloat
30:59 – Motor City Machine Guns wasted in WWE
34:23 – Oba Flair references Joe Rogan & Elon Musk
37:21 – Conspiracy theories used to be "cute"
38:32 – The "jizz" promo on Monday Night Raw
39:57 – The Bella Army responds to "most toxic fanbase" list
42:49 – Willow Nightingale on fan harassment & AEW security
44:33 – Tiffany Stratton's foot guys & the foot fetish community
46:48 – Pitch for a foot-fetish slasher movie: "This Little Piggy"
55:00 – Willow's thoughtful quote & wasted potential in AEW
57:14 – AEW women who haven't wrestled in years (Charlotte Renegade, Ruby Soho, etc.)
1:02:43 – WWE as private equity: nobody cares about storytelling
1:05:30 – JTG: the all-time king of doing nothing on a contract
1:06:37 – Chris Hero told Ricochet to delete the tweet
1:11:30 – The Usos promo mess on Raw: who's a heel?
1:14:56 – Theory: Jay Uso has a drinking problem storyline
1:16:50 – Roman Reigns cheered despite being a clear villain
1:17:59 – Gunther has no WrestleMania opponent
1:18:39 – Seth & Becky launch "Ammo Coffee"
1:20:43 – Roman & CM Punk WrestleMania build: Seth interference prediction
1:23:11 – WWE creative isn't bad — they just don't give a f***
1:29:59 – AEW as a bottomless money pit vs. WWE as a dried-up sponge
1:37:44 – Roman won't insult Punk's dog to protect his merch sales
1:39:17 – Outro & Patreon plug

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