Beth Stelling and Amy Miller

Summary

Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil Episode: Beth Stelling and Amy Miller Release Date: May 29, 2025

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Introduction

In the premiere episode of Wrong Turns, host Jameela Jamil welcomes two of her funniest friends, Beth Stelling and Amy Miller, to share their most mortifying and embarrassing stories. True to the show's tagline, "Wrong Turns: where dignity goes to die," the trio dives into tales devoid of morals or silver linings, embracing the chaos and hilarity of life's disasters.

Guest Introductions

Jameela Jamil begins by introducing her guests:

• Beth Stelling: An accomplished actress, writer, comedian, and podcaster known for her Netflix special If You Didn’t Want Me Then and co-host of the podcast Sweethearts.

• Amy Miller: A comedian with appearances on Netflix's Just a Joke Festival, her latest album California King, and the Comedy Central special Ham Mouth.

Notable Quote:

Jameela Jamil [01:50]: "She [Beth] is simply here to revel in each others’ misfortune."

Personal Embarrassing Stories

Amy Miller's Slumber Party Disaster [11:27–20:19]

Amy recounts a traumatic experience from her childhood slumber party during first grade. After an embarrassing incident involving uncontrollable diarrhea while alone with a veteran at a friend’s house, Amy had to endure the aftermath of being covered in mess and the logistical nightmare of being cleaned up by her aunt and father in the early hours.

Notable Quotes:

Amy Miller [15:19]: "I'm literally covered in helicopter sun."

Jameela Jamil [20:19]: "That is mad. With the craziest left wrong turn I have ever heard."

Beth Stelling's April Fool's Prank Gone Wrong [08:11–27:38]

Beth shares her attempt at an April Fool's prank by posting a fake pregnancy photo for a short film role. The prank backfires when she actually starts her period, leading to confusion and support from friends and fans, as well as teasing about her newfound potential as a mother.

Notable Quotes:

Beth Stelling [09:12]: "I ruined my own day."

Jameela Jamil [27:30]: "It is a crime."

Jameela Jamil's Childhood Stage Mishap [34:07–35:06]

Jameela narrates a story from her sixth-grade school play where forgetting to wear underpants led to an unintentional yet convincing performance as a deceased character. The incident left her mortified as she realized the audience believed she was genuinely dead.

Notable Quote:

Jameela Jamil [34:40]: "I'm such a great actress. Oh, my God."

Shared Experiences and Interactions

Discussion on Puberty and Sexuality [21:00–28:10]

The conversation shifts to puberty and the awkward moments of growing up. Amy and Beth discuss their own experiences with puberty-related embarrassments, such as dealing with menstrual periods during intimate moments.

Notable Quotes:

Amy Miller [20:43]: "If I am in pain, then it's like, no."

Beth Stelling [22:46]: "The enemy to Amy's sleepovers is a blue light from childhood to adulthood."

Adolescence and Gymnastics [29:22–33:59]

Beth and Amy delve into their gymnastics backgrounds, sharing how rigorous training from a young age led to physical mishaps. Beth recalls an incident where she believed landing on the balance beam caused her period due to blunt force trauma, highlighting the misunderstandings and vulnerabilities of childhood.

Notable Quotes:

Beth Stelling [30:07]: "I was like, well, I guess I got my period."

Amy Miller [31:01]: "Do you remember what happened next? They had to bathe you."

Notable Wrong Turns and Embarrassments

Beth Stelling and Brett Goldstein's Miscommunication [35:42–37:50]

Beth describes a mix-up involving comedian Brett Goldstein, where a joking suggestion to cast her as Nate's cousin on Ted Lasso leads to confusion within the casting department. Taking the joke seriously, Beth's manager is alerted, creating unnecessary chaos until Brett clarifies the misunderstanding.

Notable Quotes:

Beth Stelling [37:39]: "And you know what else? That's something I quite literally would never do."

Amy Miller [37:47]: "I understand that embarrassment."

Listener Story

Jameela shares a harrowing yet humorous story submitted by a listener about experiencing chest pain at the airport, which led to paramedics' intervention. The situation escalates when the listener mistakenly attributes small farts to severe medical issues, resulting in missing a flight and accumulating a hefty ER bill.

Notable Quote:

Jameela Jamil [38:21]: "She did somehow make it just in time to the ceremony, but her ER bill was $6,000, which she prices out as 3,000 per tiny fart."

Conclusion and Guest Promotions

As the episode wraps up, Jameela praises Beth and Amy for their candid and hilarious storytelling, highlighting how such shared disasters reveal true character traits. The guests promote their upcoming tours and special projects, encouraging listeners to follow their comedic endeavors.

Notable Quotes:

Jameela Jamil [39:23]: "Beth, Amy, before you go, can you tell us where we can find you and what you have out for people to see in this world?"

Amy Miller [39:36]: "You two are genuinely some of my favorite comics in the world."

Key Takeaways

• Embracing Imperfection: The episode underscores the importance of sharing and laughing at life's embarrassing moments, fostering a sense of camaraderie and relatability.

• Humor as Catharsis: Both Beth and Amy use humor to navigate and cope with their most humiliating experiences, demonstrating how laughter can be a powerful tool in overcoming personal disasters.

• Authentic Storytelling: Jameela's approach to unscripted, honest conversation creates an engaging atmosphere where guests feel comfortable revealing their most vulnerable moments.

Final Thoughts

Wrong Turns successfully sets the tone for a series dedicated to the unpolished, often cringe-worthy aspects of life. With Jameela Jamil at the helm and guests like Beth Stelling and Amy Miller, listeners are promised a blend of humor, honesty, and relatable tales that celebrate the chaos we all navigate.

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Connect with the Guests:

• Beth Stelling: bethstelling.com | Netflix Special If You Didn’t Want Me Then | Podcast Sweethearts

• Amy Miller: amymillercomedy.com | Instagram @amymillercomedy

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Transcript

[Beth Stelling]

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[Jameela Jamil]

I hope you're ready for the most.

[Beth Stelling]

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[Jameela Jamil]

Hello. Welcome to wrong Turns. How are you?

[Beth Stelling]

Good. I said hi. Too soon.

[Jameela Jamil]

You did well.

[Amy Miller]

You said it right. It's the first one.

[Jameela Jamil]

Perfect. That's the perfect way to start. Wrong Turns. The more clusterfuck, the happier I become. Welcome to wrong Turns. This is a podcast where we celebrate the clusterfucks in life that don't have a great silver lining and a great lesson and wisdom that is learned and gained from the nightmare that is our lives. And I started this podcast just because I was fucking sick of positivity porn everywhere I look and everyone talking about these heinous moments in their lives and how it turned them into a billionaire. That doesn't happen to the rest of us human beings. And so this is a place that is less about inspiration, far more about commiseration. And so I couldn't think of any two people I would want with me here more than two friends of mine who I find so unbelievably funny. My first guest is actress, writer, comedian, and podcaster, whose most recent comedy special, if you didn't want me then, which is hilarious, is streaming on Netflix. She also co hosts the podcast sweethearts. It's Beth Stelling.

[Beth Stelling]

Hello.

[Jameela Jamil]

Round of applause.

[Amy Miller]

Beautiful intro.

[Beth Stelling]

Thank you. Yeah. At first I was like, is it gonna go you? But it was.

[Amy Miller]

We're both so accomplished.

[Jameela Jamil]

Well, that's because you're both so accomplished. I know. I was surprised at the end. I didn't know. We also have a comedian who has appeared on the Netflix as a joke festival. Her latest comedy album is fucking Hysterical. It's California King, and her special on Comedy Central is Ham Mouth. Hello, Amy Miller.

[Amy Miller]

Hi, Jamila. It's so good to see you.

[Jameela Jamil]

It's so good to see you. How have you both been?

[Amy Miller]

Good. We should just, like, all take a nap together.

[Jameela Jamil]

So given this podcast is about catastrophes, do you feel as though you are people who Catastrophe loves to find.

[Amy Miller]

In general, I think I. I don't know about catastrophe. Light, humiliation, embarrassment. I just sort of. I don't. I feel like I don't know what's going on. A lot of the times on the way in here, your producer Stuart, comes to get me, and then there happens to be another woman in the hallway, just, I think, going to the bathroom, and I was like, hi, I'm Amy. She's like, I'm just walking by, but it's really nice to meet you. Those moments come constant throughout my life every day.

[Beth Stelling]

Wow.

[Amy Miller]

You gotta just.

[Beth Stelling]

I don't know if I'm. I feel like I don't get embarrassed often, or I've.

[Amy Miller]

You're shameless.

[Beth Stelling]

I don't. I may be. Or.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah, I don't feel it so much anymore. If there is catastrophe, I need a.

[Beth Stelling]

Defibrillator to bring me back, you know?

[Amy Miller]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

I'm not a prankster. I don't like making people feel uncomfortable. Like, I would. I could never have a prank show right away. I'd be like, I'm so sorry. We're joking.

[Amy Miller]

That's really funny.

[Beth Stelling]

I don't, like, feel comfortable watching people.

[Amy Miller]

Sit in a trick, but kind of the impractical.

[Beth Stelling]

I like scaring people. Like my mom, in particular.

[Amy Miller]

Yes, but.

[Beth Stelling]

Yes.

[Jameela Jamil]

In what way?

[Beth Stelling]

Just like hiding in the closet.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay. Not like a pregnant.

[Beth Stelling]

Or. No, no, no. Or waiting for her to come out of the bathroom while I'm on the ground. You know, stuff like that.

[Jameela Jamil]

Is she at an age where that's safe?

[Beth Stelling]

No, it's getting to the point where it's become dangerous.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

Peas have happened. A little. Peas leaked out.

[Jameela Jamil]

You or her?

[Beth Stelling]

Her.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, sure.

[Beth Stelling]

But she's also gotten me pretty good, to the point where it's almost like it scares trauma out of my body. I think so.

[Amy Miller]

It's cathartic. That's why I go to haunted houses.

[Beth Stelling]

Yes, that's the same.

[Jameela Jamil]

I, on the other hand, don't go to anything scary whatsoever. You should go refuse anything stressful.

[Beth Stelling]

I don't like being scared. I. Yeah, I don't like going to movies that are scary. I. Sometimes I'll torture myself and watch yellow jackets alone.

[Jameela Jamil]

Well, my. My life is scary. Is scary enough. And I think, Beth, you're just so confident that maybe even when life tries to come at you, you just sort of hockey it away. You know what I mean? Like, you're intimidatingly strong and confident, whereas I feel as though I endure constant micro humiliations. Like last night, I was packing to get on the plane to come here. I was super late, super disorganized, and because I'm Asian, normally I've packed a week before, but for the first time ever, I hadn't. I had so much shit to do. I was trying to take all these precautions to make sure I don't get detained at the fucking border because of what's going on in America. And then as I'm 20 minutes later than I'm supposed to be for the last cutoff point of when I need to get to the airport, I shart. I just sharp, fully sharp. I sharp. Follow all the way through. And then just burst into tears and sit there crying in my shart, which makes me another five to seven minutes later. No, no, no. It was before I'd left my home. Oh, thank God. But why? Fucking why? Why? She was. I've never charted before. Yeah, I was gonna say it was my first.

[Beth Stelling]

Were you depending on it being a fart?

[Jameela Jamil]

I think I was stressed and I was squatting, you know, And I think that it was just sort of. I'd created a Runway, a pipeline, if you will. So. So in this moment. And it sounded like Donald Duck. It was like a sound I didn't know I could make, which is like.

[Beth Stelling]

I, I do feel like, as time goes on, our buttholes that were once rubber bands, perhaps, like, for.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, yeah, they're going to be out in the wild. Yeah, yeah.

[Amy Miller]

They're like an old pair of underwear.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. They're being tested.

[Jameela Jamil]

Mine's still very, very small. Not to brag, but I have a tiny little leathery bagel because nothing's really been in there, you know, so, you know.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah, I mean, look, I'm. I don't like butt stuff. I.

[Amy Miller]

It's not great.

[Jameela Jamil]

You've tried.

[Amy Miller]

Of course I've tried so many times.

[Jameela Jamil]

Lovely.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah, it's fine. But I mean, with small penises.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Sorry, my boyfriend can't do it. I'll be dead.

[Jameela Jamil]

Shout out to your boyfriend now, though.

[Amy Miller]

Everybody knows.

[Beth Stelling]

I just feel like it's something you can't recover. It's not worth, you know, having anal leakage just for one night of displeasure.

[Amy Miller]

That's what poppers are for.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah, I, I, I don't know.

[Jameela Jamil]

What does popper do?

[Beth Stelling]

I guess poppers loosen up your be.

[Amy Miller]

It loosens up your.

[Beth Stelling]

Behold.

[Jameela Jamil]

Nice. Yeah, I'm very innocent. I've kissed six people ever.

[Amy Miller]

But you have a lot of gay friends, so you have to know about poppers.

[Jameela Jamil]

I do, I do, but they don't talk to me about it. Because they think I'm sad.

[Amy Miller]

Smelling thing.

[Beth Stelling]

A smelling and then a loosening, I guess. A relaxation.

[Amy Miller]

You huff it or eat it? Yeah, you huff it.

[Beth Stelling]

I think it's a smell, right?

[Amy Miller]

I guess. I really don't know. I haven't had any.

[Beth Stelling]

I think. I believe it's a smelling and then a loosening relaxation.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'll give it a shot.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah, but you could also, if you.

[Amy Miller]

If people out there are one right here.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, that's fine. My asshole's been through enough in the last 24 hours.

[Amy Miller]

Did you say, I'll give it a shart?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

[Amy Miller]

With your accent, I wasn't sure.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay, so bringing us back to the subject.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

You aren't necessarily people who cluster fuck fines, whereas I feel as though I'm living Final Destination at all times. But when it comes to those moments of humiliation, do you look for the positive? Are you looking for a silver lining in everything?

[Beth Stelling]

I'm looking for a joke.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah, we're looking for jokes. Yeah. Historically, I mean. No, because sometimes there's not a silver lining.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, there really is, I find.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah, but it's okay to just feel human. Makes you feel more connected to other humans.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. There are things that are too unfunny or to make a joke.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah. I'd say one silver lining is, like, if you're humiliated around other people, it's a good way to weed out who you want to spend time with and who you don't. That's like the friend that you fall down and they go, are you okay? And then start laughing. That's what you want in your life.

[Beth Stelling]

I have no desire to be mean. Like, yeah, I'm not. You're not gonna come to a show of mine and sit in the front and be, like, scared that I'm gonna be mean to you?

[Jameela Jamil]

No, no. Sometimes I fear you in real life, but never, never in a show.

[Beth Stelling]

Safer audience than at a dinner table.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm terrified right now. So.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay. I will say I did have friends who comforted me yesterday because I invited this on myself. It was April Fool's, as we've established. I don't like printing, but I was pregnant in a short film with Baron Vaughn, I played his pregnant wife. And so I had a photo of me super pregnant and a prosthetic. And I posted it because yesterday was April Fool's, because I saw a couple comics that, like, posted April Fool's things. Like, I guess I'll do that. My friends and fans are, like, far too Supportive. And I ruined my own day. Like, they were like, what happened? This is so exciting. You're gonna be such amazing mom. And I also started my period ironically, so I was like, I am. Maybe I would be a great mom.

[Amy Miller]

Of course you would. They're like naming the baby. She's gonna be beautiful.

[Beth Stelling]

I think I do feel Gabby Reese is still actually upset with me. She sent me a voice note that was like, you're so far along, but whatever you need, like, I'll come over and I can. I was like, I am a monster.

[Jameela Jamil]

You have to keep it up now. You'd be amazed what people can do. One of the more famous singers in the world, whose name I will not say, but she had. Yeah, she had a surrogate, which is great. And fine. Had a surrogate, but didn't really want to have to have that conversation with the world. So she just gained a ton of weight on purpose.

[Beth Stelling]

Fine.

[Jameela Jamil]

And then wore maternity clothes for the whole 10 months.

[Amy Miller]

That's what I'm doing now.

[Jameela Jamil]

We're going to be right back after the break.

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[Jameela Jamil]

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[Amy Miller]

Me, it looks delicious.

[Beth Stelling]

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[Jameela Jamil]

Okay, well, given that you both have such a positive. Not mindset, but maybe relationships.

[Beth Stelling]

Humiliation.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, exactly. Given that you both have such a positive relationship with humiliation. I'm dying to hear your stories, Amy, I'm going to start with you. Give me, give me some of your. Your favorite wrong turns.

[Amy Miller]

I mean, I feel like it started very early, like social humiliation again. I just was the same as a kid, which I just, I didn't know what was going on a lot of the time. But also shameless in a way. But just like. I don't know, just like scattered like. And I did. Not unlike now where I'm social butterfly with so many friends.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

So charming.

[Jameela Jamil]

Big friend group.

[Amy Miller]

No friends as a child. Like zero. So that was just sort of like I'm invisible, so it doesn't matter if I'm embarrassed. But I got invited to a party like at 6 years old and I was like, I don't know how this happened, but let's fucking go. I'm gonna be super cool at this party and be the funnest.

[Jameela Jamil]

What did you wear?

[Amy Miller]

Oh, that's a good question. I mean, I think we all showed up in pajamas kind of thing.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay.

[Amy Miller]

Like matching pajamas.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

What were your pajamas like? I need a visual.

[Amy Miller]

At that time. I would have to guess it was probably like a strawberry shortcake situation or maybe a rainbow bright. I'm aging myself.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. And mine would have been like a. Just a sleep shirt. New kids on the block.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, yeah. New kids. A lot of new kids stuff. For sure. Debbie Gibson.

[Jameela Jamil]

I slept in my school uniform so that I would always be ready for school the following morning.

[Amy Miller]

So you.

[Jameela Jamil]

So why was I bullied? My mom, by the way, with my shoes on. I was dressed backpacked by the. By the bed.

[Beth Stelling]

Shoes off the end of the bed.

[Jameela Jamil]

Shoes off. On at the end of the bed. Slept in my shoes. Just a psycho. A psychopath.

[Amy Miller]

I don't know. I was ready to go stinky the next day.

[Jameela Jamil]

Huh.

[Amy Miller]

Because kids stink when they sleep. Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm not a sweater lover.

[Beth Stelling]

Wrinkle.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, no, no. In a way that I'm just sort of like. I'm storing in all the toxins and the juices at all times. That's why I'm so. I'm not even Indian. This is just. This brown is just disease.

[Amy Miller]

My thing as a kid was like, you could find me talking to one adult. Just what? Or what? Or a pet. But I like peel off from the whole crew and I'm hanging out with my friend's uncle.

[Beth Stelling]

No.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, yeah. Just shooting the shit. He's like talking about the Korean War. He's just letting me like eat this big tub of Neapolitan ice cream. Like the whole like. He's just like. I'm so happy to have someone listen to me. By the way.

[Jameela Jamil]

This is how. How to catch a Predator. By the way.

[Amy Miller]

I was gonna say. I was gonna say exactly that non creepy way.

[Beth Stelling]

He's mistaken Amy for yeah, but I.

[Amy Miller]

Feel like I've become that adult. Like I love kids so much. I'm clearly not a molester, but I love to sit down and talk to one kid. But. But you have to be like, okay, I'm a childless adult. Like maybe people think this is weird, but yeah, non creepy way very nice man. And he's just like, as long as you listen to me and keep eating this ice cream. So I'm just fucking going down. I don't know where all the other kids are. They're playing, they're doing some slumber party shit and I'm just sitting alone with one veteran. And so I kind of like reconvene with the kids when it's pretty much time to go to sleep and I'm like, well I've had a great night. I'm like a bar fly at six. That's what I still enjoy doing. Just sitting and talking to one random old man. Great stories. But I'm like in my sleeping bag and everyone's falling asleep and I feel like something a brewing and I'm like, I. I haven't spent time at this house. I don't know what to do. So I was just like, I don't know. I'll just see what happens.

[Beth Stelling]

No hold out.

[Amy Miller]

No honey, full, no fully diarrhea in my sleeping bag. Yeah, in my sleeping bag. But I had fallen asleep already, so I don't know for a while apparently. And I'm just flipping around.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh God.

[Amy Miller]

In my. What do you mean you don't side.

[Jameela Jamil]

She's a sleep sleeping bed. It's hot lava.

[Beth Stelling]

She's comfortable.

[Amy Miller]

Well, that's how I woke up and figured it out because I feel warmth which then turns cold and I like put my hand. Oh no. Then I like have to do something. So I slither out of my diarito.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh my God. Oh no.

[Amy Miller]

Oh my God.

[Jameela Jamil]

No diarrhea.

[Amy Miller]

I'm sorry.

[Beth Stelling]

I'm picturing little freaking diarrhea. Footpr.

[Amy Miller]

I know. It probably is true. And then I found like her parents bedroom and like knock on the door and it's like the middle of the night and then they wake up and they're like, you know, what do you need, honey?

[Beth Stelling]

I need a hazmat suit.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah, I know. I'm literally covered in helicopters.

[Jameela Jamil]

Take me to another land because I can never face it.

[Beth Stelling]

I need bleach on my skin.

[Amy Miller]

Kids are so cute. Like so good with the understatements though, you know, because it could just be. It was a very bad situation. Situation And I'm just like. I think I pooped. Not sure. Covered in it. Not sure. And they're just like, you know, Jesus Christ or whatever Christians say.

[Beth Stelling]

Do you remember what happened next? They had to bathe you.

[Amy Miller]

They.

[Beth Stelling]

They throw away everything. Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

And called my dad to come pick me up. And it's like, you know, 4am and he comes to get me and just brings, like, garbage bags.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. Yes.

[Amy Miller]

Yes. Covers me.

[Beth Stelling]

Step in this garbage bag and I will carry you out. That's like. That's a good idea.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm sorry. No. Sorry. No.

[Amy Miller]

Yes.

[Jameela Jamil]

Why were you not allowed to shower in their home?

[Amy Miller]

I don't know. If they were just like you guys.

[Beth Stelling]

Deal with, depending on the age of the child. I don't know what I would do.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

And sometimes, like, if not your own.

[Beth Stelling]

Because am I wiping poop out of her cracks? Do you know what I mean? As an adult, it's a.

[Amy Miller]

It's a tricky thing.

[Beth Stelling]

I would hose her off at the side of the lawn. I would have hosed you down.

[Jameela Jamil]

The dad come over and give you a shower rather than take you covered in shit in bin liners. In a. In his car.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. I would have wanted to be extra. Extradited. Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Extricated, I think he didn't want poop on his truck seats. But it also maybe made him feel weird to be like, washing his daughter and. Yes, strangers.

[Beth Stelling]

How old were you again? First grade. Okay, so he comes and gets you. You're in the tub.

[Amy Miller]

Yes.

[Beth Stelling]

They're like, yard. I wonder if they found diarrhea footprints that I was talking about.

[Amy Miller]

I mean, it was for sure. Carpeted hallway. The 80s. So it's like. Yes, definitely.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, they're trying to find.

[Amy Miller]

I don't know what happened to the sleeping bag.

[Jameela Jamil]

Now I'm starting to understand why they just wanted to get you the out. Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

Set the house on fire.

[Amy Miller]

How long I was rolling around in it, you know.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, no. You look like one of those people that's like, been on naked and afraid for like, three weeks.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah. And he did just get. We didn't live far, thankfully. And so put me in the trash bag and then got me home. And he. Which actual white trash, by the way. I really like that part of it. And then hosed me down on our front lawn. And it's just like. Well, I went to my first party.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Did I do a good job?

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

First sleepover, if you want. The very sleepover. Sad addendum to that story always.

[Beth Stelling]

I know.

[Jameela Jamil]

We hate happy endings here.

[Amy Miller]

And it's not funny at all.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Amy Miller]

This next slumber party I got invited to, obviously this was on my mind. I was like, okay, I'm gonna, like, make everybody proud and not shit myself all over the place.

[Jameela Jamil]

Slow bar.

[Amy Miller]

But this one, yeah, I'm gonna be so cool. And then I just. My dad dropped me off at, like, that party, and I was just like, not. We're not gonna do what we did last time, right, dad?

[Jameela Jamil]

And had word got around, of course.

[Amy Miller]

So my. Yeah, my dad drops me off and, like, I actually do have a wonderful time. I'm super cool. At this slumber party.

[Beth Stelling]

Second party, nobody's even brought up. There's no, like, oh, diary to Amy. Right?

[Amy Miller]

No one's, like, calling you. No, no, no, no. Everyone's being nice. Like, I really was, like, one of the greatest slumber parties of my life. It was so fun. Everything goes great. He didn't pick me up in the morning because he died while I was at the slumber party.

[Jameela Jamil]

Are you fucking.

[Amy Miller]

I have to laugh when I say it.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, my God.

[Amy Miller]

So then my aunt came to, who didn't even live in the same town, and I was like, what are you doing? Visiting. Like, yeah, where is dad? And she's like, well, let. We'll tell you when we get home.

[Beth Stelling]

She's like, get in this garbage bag. I have to take you home and tell you some bad news. I'm going to hose you down.

[Amy Miller]

This is sort of my two first summer party experiences ever.

[Beth Stelling]

And are you able to kill yourself?

[Amy Miller]

And then killed my own father. Oh, wow.

[Jameela Jamil]

That is mad. With the craziest left wrong turn I have ever heard. It is the last thing I ever fucking saw coming. Jesus.

[Amy Miller]

You're welcome.

[Jameela Jamil]

Jesus Christ.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, my God. There's also a story you have about gnarly period sex.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, me.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, yeah. Oh, me.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, me.

[Jameela Jamil]

It could be any one of us.

[Amy Miller]

I know. And I've got a preface by saying, I don't give a shit about having period sex. Obviously, if I am in pain.

[Beth Stelling]

Right, Right.

[Amy Miller]

And you feel gross and tired, then it's like, no, but I don't care about the blood, but treatment or babies.

[Beth Stelling]

And some. I mean, I've had some that are, like, great about it.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, for sure. Some great about some, too. Into it. And then you're like, all right, let's relax a little bit. You don't have to eat it. Yeah, but fine. I'm going to say no.

[Beth Stelling]

You have a little bit of.

[Jameela Jamil]

Do you have an iron? Do you have an iron deficiency, sir.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah, but sometimes it. I mean, this is like, my mid-20s, and so I was more, like, actively giving a shit about men's comfort and how they were feeling. And now I don't care.

[Jameela Jamil]

To be young.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah. And so it's like, you know, at the time, you're like, well, I'm fine with it, but I don't know. But I also have this thing. I don't know if you guys have. Where. If I do know that I am, like, gonna get laid a lot of time, my peer will just, like, take a break. Does that happen to you? Like, it'd be dead in the middle of, like, a very heavy period, and then it's just like, oh, gone.

[Beth Stelling]

Wow.

[Amy Miller]

And then as soon as the sex ends, it's back.

[Beth Stelling]

Wait, wait, wait. Pre sex, though, like, once the thought is in your brain or while the dick is pumping.

[Amy Miller]

Once the thought is in my brain, like, this.

[Jameela Jamil]

Step out of. Oh, my God.

[Beth Stelling]

Wow. That's like swimming.

[Jameela Jamil]

Imagine having a wing woman, you know, of a period, who's like, amy needs to get some dick tonight, so we're gonna game on. Create a safe space for her.

[Amy Miller]

So I thought I had, um. I was in that phase of just, like, it was gonna take a break. Cause it was someone I had just started dating. We'd been on, like, a few dates. We hadn't had sex yet. This was gonna be, like, our night. So clearly I was, like, thinking about it, and my body was like, okay, we're gonna clear that shit out of the way. So I didn't say anything. And then, you know, it happens. We do the thing. It's very fun. But during, I'm like. I'm so wet, but his sheets are dark, like a maroon. His skin is dark, so I can't. Like, there's no. It's not. Like, there's blood everywhere. We can see. And the room is dim, so I'm like, cool.

[Beth Stelling]

Phew.

[Jameela Jamil]

You're like, I really like you.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah. And it's like. It's everywhere.

[Beth Stelling]

The enemy to Amy's sleepovers is a blue light from childhood to adulthood.

[Amy Miller]

It's an SVU scene when I don't.

[Jameela Jamil]

Ever sleep with you anymore.

[Amy Miller]

But we were. You know, it's like first sexual encounter. We're, like, having fun. We're doing that. You do in your mid-20s. Like, you know, getting slapped in the face with a dick.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

A dick.

[Jameela Jamil]

Wait, can you just sort of. Sorry. Can you just sort of show me what you mean by that? Like, is it.

[Beth Stelling]

Were you on top Of.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, no. It's like you're under.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay.

[Amy Miller]

On your knees. And then you're, like, giving a blow job.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay.

[Amy Miller]

Like, you know, and then they just. Like what we always had.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Mid 20s.

[Beth Stelling]

A mushroom stamp.

[Amy Miller]

Is that really real?

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. Like, did you make that up? No. That's what we've heard.

[Amy Miller]

Mushroom stamp.

[Jameela Jamil]

Never in my life.

[Amy Miller]

No, Beth.

[Beth Stelling]

Well, think about a penis, right?

[Amy Miller]

And we know the origin.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, she said, where does it come from?

[Jameela Jamil]

I don't know. What? Mushrooms stuff.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, like mushrooms. Like the head.

[Beth Stelling]

The head of a penis. And if it left a mark on your face, it would be a mushroom, right?

[Amy Miller]

Yeah. Like a rubber stamp.

[Jameela Jamil]

Why do people like to slap each other with their penises?

[Amy Miller]

I don't know. It's not my thing.

[Beth Stelling]

But again, proof of life, you know, Sort of.

[Jameela Jamil]

Like, I quite enjoy to, like, to slap my tits across someone's face. So maybe it's the same instinct. It's funny. It's a satisfying sound.

[Amy Miller]

I enjoy that, too.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Just like, suffocating you.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, lovely.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

I'm just killing.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, yeah. So I. I'm like, you know, we had a great time. Everything's done. He, like, goes to the bathroom to clean off, and then he's like, there is blood everywhere.

[Jameela Jamil]

And does he know if it's come from him or from you?

[Amy Miller]

He's not bleeding.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay.

[Beth Stelling]

Why would he be bleeding?

[Jameela Jamil]

Because a banjo string.

[Amy Miller]

Because I stabbed him. He's like, it's chill. But just to let you know there's a situation because he's, like, rinsing off in the sink and there's just blood everywhere.

[Beth Stelling]

So your theory that your period stops is immediately shot down.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, shit. Okay. Guess I better go check myself out. And then we swap and I go in the bathroom for full light. I do have a lot of.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh.

[Amy Miller]

But I have been slapped in the face with a bloody dick. So I look like David Bowie. Full Ziggy Stardust. Just red blood swiped across my face. Oh, my God. And apparently he's been looking at me.

[Jameela Jamil]

Looking like a Pollock, like.

[Amy Miller]

Like, I'm really sorry, but I wouldn't even say that now. That's what's so funny. I'm like. No, I'm like, would never apologize.

[Beth Stelling]

I know.

[Amy Miller]

Deal with it.

[Beth Stelling]

I've known I wanted to have sex, and I was probably starting soon, and I just was pretending like it wouldn't happen. And then I did bleed all over some guy's linen sheets. And he was like. He was just so stoked on the linen Sheets. I don't even know where he got them, but he had already told me how expensive they were.

[Jameela Jamil]

A friend of my makeup artist was on a date with a girl at college and he shouted violently in the bed because they'd been drinking a lot. He was relaxed. He was fast asleep. And it just went all over her white sheets. And it's a girl's room, so everything's really nice.

[Beth Stelling]

He's like, fuck.

[Jameela Jamil]

And if she wakes up and finds out, she's gonna tell fucking everyone. And it's his first year of uni, so he's like, this can't be. So he tries to.

[Beth Stelling]

I would cut myself out of the shield.

[Jameela Jamil]

I would. Just smearing it. It's smearing it worse.

[Beth Stelling]

No.

[Jameela Jamil]

So he's like, okay, I'm gonna try and pull it out from under her. But as he does that, she's got a magician. And he's like, she cannot wake up right now.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

So then he does. Truly. I think this is like the height of the IQ test is what you would do in this situation. He scoops it up in his hand.

[Beth Stelling]

No, no.

[Jameela Jamil]

And he swipes it gently, affectionately between her ass cheeks.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, smoke.

[Jameela Jamil]

And then he leaves, writing a note saying, I don't think we should see each other again.

[Beth Stelling]

I hate him.

[Jameela Jamil]

So she. Yeah, of course. So she spends the rest of college thinking she shit the bed. And he's just such a good guy for never telling anyone. And when they would cross each other in the hallway, he would look at her like, don't worry, I got you. And Play is the saint. And to this fucking day carries the weight of knowing that he has terrified this woman. He's also removed the trust of her in her own asshole.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Which is a crime.

[Beth Stelling]

I agree.

[Jameela Jamil]

It is a crime. That's all we have when we're young.

[Beth Stelling]

The shirt on his side.

[Amy Miller]

Doesn't it feel like a little assaulty?

[Beth Stelling]

The shirt was on. Yeah. His side.

[Jameela Jamil]

I don't know if it's assaulted.

[Beth Stelling]

Too far away from her own ass.

[Jameela Jamil]

To have done it. No, no, because she could have moved, you know? It was a perfect crime. And however disgraceful this man is, if the apocalypse comes, I'm heading to his house because he's a problem solver.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, my God. See?

[Jameela Jamil]

And I've kept it in my mind since of like. Now, if that ever happens to me, I'm taking James out. 100%. Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

Maybe do a little right here, too. And you gave yourself a shit mustache.

[Jameela Jamil]

A dirty Sanchez. Thank you, Amy, for those wonderful stories. We'll Be right back after the break.

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[Jameela Jamil]

Hello. And we're back to wrong turns. Still with Amy and Beth. Beth, it's your turn. It's your turn.

[Beth Stelling]

Hi.

[Amy Miller]

Hi.

[Jameela Jamil]

What wrong turns have you made?

[Beth Stelling]

You know, similarly to like at that age. Of course that would have been the last time I would have been properly humiliated. You know, I wasn't yet an adult.

[Jameela Jamil]

And you don't have the funny skills yet to know how to cross.

[Beth Stelling]

It's being funny often, but there's ways that your body betrays you, you know, I was a gymnast from first grade where we started Amy's story for like six years.

[Jameela Jamil]

We were also gymnasts, right?

[Amy Miller]

Oh, for sure.

[Jameela Jamil]

All of us, the three gymnasts together. Team usa.

[Beth Stelling]

I started gymnastics in first grade. Did it for about six years probably. So, you know, side effects of gymnastics is, is no boobs, you know? Yeah, I wasn't. Thank goodness. I never dealt with an eating disorder.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's great.

[Beth Stelling]

Very grateful for that. I was rich.

[Amy Miller]

Me too. Totally.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah, I was ripped.

[Jameela Jamil]

Same, same.

[Beth Stelling]

I had a six pack in first grade because, you know, you train, you do.

[Amy Miller]

I love a race.

[Jameela Jamil]

I was so semi pro swimmer, so I always. Yeah, your conditioning fully built like Michael Phelps by the time I was 11.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. And you're doing like you're a gymnast when you're young because you don't know how many ways that your neck can break. You know, you're like, they're like, oh, do this thing. And you're like, sure. Oh, absolutely.

[Jameela Jamil]

Get up on those two high bars.

[Beth Stelling]

I'd love to have a beam come crashing into my crotch bone, you know, And I thought, honestly, the one time I landed on the beam in between my crotch, right on my, my bone, I was like, well, I guess I got my period. And then I went to the bathroom to check for blood. Nothing. It just felt like I thought that's how you got your period. Just blunt force trauma. Anyway. No.

[Amy Miller]

You lost your virginity?

[Beth Stelling]

I lost my virginity. No, I lost that to a water slide in Orlando. But I was a late bloomer because of gymnastics. So I was doing all kinds of things to keep up because, you know, your worth is based on the male gaze. And I was like, I gotta get some of this eighth grade dong. And it smells.

[Amy Miller]

They smell so weird. Probably I never touched a dong in eighth grade. But just kids that age smelled so bad.

[Beth Stelling]

I feel like mushroom stamp happened. When was that? Maybe now 8th grade might have been too small.

[Jameela Jamil]

The whole penis is the same size as a mushroom at that stage.

[Beth Stelling]

The tiniest of mushrooms.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. Little button mushroom.

[Amy Miller]

So no one knows about mushroom stamp. Beth, stop.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay, sorry.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'll stop trying to make mushroom stamp.

[Beth Stelling]

I'm trying to bring it into.

[Jameela Jamil]

She wants it to be the title. He's trying to make it the title of the episode because she's upset about Diarito. I'm fine.

[Beth Stelling]

No, I. I envy diarrhea.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay. So I was trying to keep up and be, you know, a sexy child. And I did steal my mom. My mom was also not a late bloomer, but just, you know, small chested. So she had a water bra. Remember? That's from Victoria's Secret. Right? Which they got the idea from, you know, a hose and water balloons. And they were like, let's profit off this and women's insecurity. So I stole my mom's water bra. I was already wearing that quite a bit. We would party over at my friend Sarah's house. Her parents were both doctors and never around, so they had a big house and we were unattended.

[Amy Miller]

Eighth grade partying.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, yeah. The Midwest is wild. Midwest is wild. By the time I was a senior, I was just grizzled, like, you know, so we're drinking because there's a liquor cabinet and I'm sure we watered it down. They had a pool.

[Jameela Jamil]

And you're 12.

[Beth Stelling]

We must have been seventh grader. This is like seventh or eighth.

[Jameela Jamil]

Eleven.

[Beth Stelling]

Okay, so maybe.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, Cool, cool, cool.

[Beth Stelling]

You're drinking. Drinking at 11. There must have been a pool cover. Yeah, There must have been a set the scene die. Yeah, of course.

[Jameela Jamil]

Isn't this the plot line to Kids the movie?

[Beth Stelling]

We would try to see who could run across it without dying. The pool cover. So I'm wet, I'm soaked. I'm wearing like mud. Remember the brand.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, yeah. Tackies scores.

[Beth Stelling]

Probably size 0 because I have no, you know, same for us little bodied.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

And I decide because I'm always looking for laughs. I think our friend Mary had probably already like, barfed up all the Milwaukee's Best that we had chugged. And I lean over I'm gonna moon my friends because I'm all wet from the pool. And I am also flexible, as you'll recall. And I bend over a little too far and show them my hoot, you know? So I'm looking for a moon, but I give them the cha cha. An eclipse.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

And they realize I have no pubes. And they really are shocked because, I mean, like, I'm not developed. I don't have boobs either. It appears that I have boobs, but they're just water in packets.

[Amy Miller]

You didn't think to stick on any pubes.

[Beth Stelling]

Right, Exactly. I was like, how did I know? I was. Instead of cutting off my ponytail for locks of love, I should have taped it between my legs.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And individual.

[Beth Stelling]

I didn't have it down.

[Jameela Jamil]

You could get individual. Individual eyelashes.

[Amy Miller]

I forgot.

[Jameela Jamil]

Just get individual eyelashes with the glue. Get some on. Get some going.

[Beth Stelling]

So, yeah, of course I was ridiculed.

[Jameela Jamil]

But nothing says everything is wrong with a woman like being bullied for not having pubes or having psy. You know what I mean?

[Beth Stelling]

It's a good lesson. It's a good lesson in not being able to win.

[Jameela Jamil]

I accidentally. So one time When I was 6 or 7, I was performing in a school play. I was playing Oliver's mother. So I just have to die at the beginning, truly. I have, like, three lines. I say no. One line. I just say, dreamroll, my baby. And then I'm handed over Oliver Twist in my arms. And then I die while he's in my arms. And as I die, I know to relax my full body. And I'm facing the audience, so my feet are at the audience. And when I relax, my legs open. I'm six. I forget to wear underpants all the fucking time at that age. That was one of those days. And so the audience goes. And I'm thinking, oh, my God. They all think I'm actually dead.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm such a great actress. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My parents probably think I'm really dead. Wow, this is such a convincing performance. And I had no idea that the light goes dark really quickly, like, faster than it's supposed to. And then I get off stage, and someone comes over to me, put some underpants on me. But traumatic. Traumatic.

[Beth Stelling]

I could queef on command.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, that's fun.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. And she just said, but.

[Jameela Jamil]

But is it just the sound? Is it the Alphabet?

[Beth Stelling]

It's just the sound.

[Jameela Jamil]

Right? That's not as good.

[Beth Stelling]

And she said, you. I remember you facing each other while you took Air into your rent tents. Learning how to blast each other with pussy farts. So that was the text. Yeah, Rent tent.

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This is.

[Beth Stelling]

And then she said. And we got kicked out of band after she did the same thing in door clearing us. And then she said, I can't remember the band orchestra teacher's name. It was Ms. Martin.

[Amy Miller]

This is why you need to keep old friends.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay. Finally, Beth, you have a story with our friend Brett Goldstein.

[Beth Stelling]

Oh, my God. Yes, we were. I think it was just a matter of, like, texting or something. Maybe we did a show together. Because I've known Brett for, who knows, 15 success, 16 years or something. He would come here back in the day, do stand up. And this is all before everybody knew him as Roy Kent or, you know, Ted Lasso.

[Amy Miller]

He's very nice.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. Nice guy. And so who knows? I think we were texting, joking around. This could have been around the time I was actually acting, because I don't act a ton, but when I do, I always have fun and love it. And I think I was doing Rutherford Falls. I was playing this wacky teacher on that show. And then he may have been comp. I forget how it started. I'm sure we could scroll up. The point is, he might have said something complimentary of me being on the show. And then he was, like, joking with me that he's like, you should come play Nate's cousin Nate on his show. If you watch, Ted Lasso went from, like, maybe ball guy to, like, assistant coach. Spoiler alert. At one point, I just take it at face value, and I text my manager, like, Brett actually said, like, come play this part on Ted Lasso. It gets sent. I mean, all the way up Apple. Everybody starts actually freaking out. Like, what is this role? Why doesn't the casting director know about it? It's rippling through the studio. Everybody's confused. It gets back to Brett. They're contacting you. I'm like, what is this character, Nate's cousin that we have to cast? Like, I'm wondering if I should put myself on tape. The bottom line here is Nate's brown, and Brett was joking because I'm white as day long, and there is no role of Nate's cousin. And he is so sweet about it. Of course, because Brett is sweet. He's like, beth, I am so sorry. I thought you knew I was joking because Nate is, in fact, a brown person. And I was like, well, now. Now I know you're joking. After we've sent an earthquake through the casting system and Apple tv.

[Amy Miller]

I understand that embarrassment. I was embarrassed you took the step to contact your manager. And not one bit of research about the character.

[Beth Stelling]

And you know what else? That's something I quite literally would never do.

[Jameela Jamil]

You've both been such a dream. These stories are so silly. And I think that my favorite thing about hearing about how people endure disaster or micro humiliations or massive humiliations or their father dying at the end of a slumber party, it's one of my favorite ways to get to know people because I feel like you learn so much about people's character when they're pressed in this way. So I really appreciate you. And you continue to be just more and more delightful human beings. Before you go, can I read you a story from one of my listeners? Sure.

[Amy Miller]

Please.

[Jameela Jamil]

One of my listeners wrote in and said, I was at the airport waiting for a TSA check and I got a pain in my chest so piercing that paramedics had to come tend to me. I got evaluated and I wasn't allowed on my flight until the ER cleared me. I'm still in the hospital hours later when I suddenly let out two small farts. Two farts. And then they cleared her. But she missed the flight. She slept in the airport. She missed the bus afterwards that would take her to her best friend's wedding that she was then late for. She was also in the bridal party because that's how disaster stories work. And she did somehow make it just in time to the ceremony, but her ER bill was $6,000, which she prices out as 3,000 per tiny fart.

[Amy Miller]

Oh, my God.

[Jameela Jamil]

Which is pretty fucking insane. So. Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

Did she tie the chest pain to the farts?

[Jameela Jamil]

Is that.

[Beth Stelling]

There was chest pain.

[Jameela Jamil]

It was chest pain. Yeah. But it's like your stomach. Everyone thinks it's up here. It's not. It's right under your. Your lungs. So it does feel that way.

[Beth Stelling]

Yeah. It's higher than we think.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. So you don't know what's going on. Trapped gas will fucking take you out or bring you to your knees.

[Amy Miller]

It's true.

[Jameela Jamil]

Beth, Amy, before you go, can you tell us where we can find you and what you have out for people to see in this world?

[Beth Stelling]

Yes. I'm on tour. Bethstelling.com and you can find me in your city? Hopefully.

[Amy Miller]

Yeah.

[Beth Stelling]

And I have a special that's still on Netflix called if youf Didn't Want Me Then. There's a half hour in there of HBO special called Cruel Daddy.

[Amy Miller]

Beth is so funny, and you should watch everything she's ever made.

[Beth Stelling]

Shout out to Amy.

[Amy Miller]

I'm also on tour amymiller comedy.com and then just follow me on Instagram amymiller comedy. That's easy, right?

[Jameela Jamil]

Mm.

[Amy Miller]

That's all that matters.

[Jameela Jamil]

You're two genuinely of my favorite comics in the world, so I'm thrilled that you were here. I love you both very much. Thanks for coming on Wrong Turns. Wrong Turns was created and produced by me, Jameela Jamil and Stuart Bailey. Thank you to our launch producer, producer Eve Bishop, our editor Shannon Joy Rogers, and consulting producer Colin Anderson. And don't forget to subscribe, like and review wherever you get your podcast.

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