Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil

Bonus Episode: Russell Howard, Judi Love and Grace Campbell
Recorded at the London Podcast Festival
Released: September 30, 2025

Overview

In this special bonus episode of Wrong Turns, host Jameela Jamil invites three prolific comedians—Russell Howard, Judi Love, and Grace Campbell—on stage for an unfiltered, riotous session at the London Podcast Festival. The group dives into some of the filthiest and most mortifying disaster stories, featuring both crowd contributions and their own hilarious mishaps. This episode is an explicit, spirited celebration of embarrassment, with absolutely no morals or tidy conclusions—just shared laughter in the mess of life.

Key Discussion Points and Stories

1. Setting the Scene: Festival Vibes and Chemistry

• Jameela describes the electric chemistry on stage and in the crowd, noting this as one of her "favorite live shows" ever ([00:40]).
• The concept: Bring comedians and audience together to revel in mortifying stories, free from judgment or life lessons.

2. Heather’s Legendary “Tongue Punch My Fart Box” Story

Heather’s Story (Shared by Jameela):

• Heather, recently out of a "mostly celibate" relationship, goes on a hunt for mindless sex and meets "the perfect guy: hot as fuck and dumb as a rock" ([02:30]).
• Things escalate quickly when, in the middle of drunk, messy foreplay, the man asks her, "Will you tongue punch my fart box?" ([04:58])
  • Judy Love (with confusion): "What does that mean?" ([05:19])
  • Grace Campbell (matter-of-factly): "It's the rim job, isn't it? A tongue in the asshole." ([05:28])
  • Russell Howard (cracking up): “Is that like a new Sonos?” ([05:10])
• The group takes comedic detours:
  • Russell and Judi imagine being TV detectives with Heather's sex life as the case, riffing on euphemisms for analingus ([02:37], [03:06]).
  • Russell teases: "So the pussy wasn't getting smashed" ([03:06]) and "She wasn't getting dicked down" ([02:49]).

Heather’s Response & Climax:

• Heather declines the bizarre request but goes ahead with regular sex, before growing violently nauseous and "puk[ing] all over his junk and his beloved fart box" ([10:07]).
  • The comedians riff on logistics—reverse cowgirl?—and whether Heather's storytelling is even reliable.
  • Jameela (deadpan): "I think she basically tongue punched him in the fart box and that's why she's grown up." ([10:42])
  • Russell Howard: "What a life this woman has led. She's...mostly celibate, then it goes straight to that" ([09:55]).
• Jameela (summing up): “Bless Heather. That remains the closest that she's ever come to a one night stand.” ([11:13])

3. The Art—and Faux Pas—of Dirty Talk

• Jameela shares her own unexpected moment:
  “He stuck it in the wrong hole and my immediate reaction was ‘unexpected item in bagging area’… That's just what came out of my mouth in that moment.” ([11:19])
• Russell and Judi riff on the absurdity of UK supermarket checkout lines colliding with sex acts ([12:04]).
  • Russell Howard: “That’s ridiculous. Unless you were doing some sort of Waitrose role play. That makes no sense.” ([12:04])
  • Judy Love (laughing): “This entire podcast sounds like dick talking.” ([12:36])

4. Debrief: Sex, language, and comedy chemistry

• Extended banter about new slang (“tongue punch”), generational misunderstandings, and the etiquette (if any) of sexual requests on first encounters ([06:16])
  • Jameela: “Closed mouths don’t get fed.” ([08:32])
  • Judi Love: “Work it way up to me… Not the first night.” ([07:40])
• Imaginary TV show pitches: Russell and Judi as detectives who never solve crimes but riff endlessly in the car ([13:03]).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "This is Tongue Punch, My Fart Box."
  – Jameela Jamil, introducing the episode's focus ([02:05])

• "Hot as fuck and dumb as a rock."
  – Jameela Jamil, reading Heather’s self-description of her one-night stand date ([03:30])

• "I think she basically tongue punched him in the fart box and that's why she's grown up."
  – Jameela Jamil ([10:42])

• "Unexpected item in bagging area."
  – Jameela Jamil, announcing in bed after a sexual mishap ([11:19])

• "This entire podcast sounds like dick talking."
  – Judy Love ([12:36])

• "Closed mouths don’t get fed."
  – Jameela Jamil, on bold sexual requests ([08:32])

• "What a life this woman has led… mostly celibate, then it goes straight to that."
  – Russell Howard ([09:55])

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:40]: Introduction, live show context and lineup reveal.
• [02:05]: Start of Heather's notorious "Tongue Punch My Fart Box" story.
• [04:58]: The infamous request is revealed—and the panel’s shock.
• [10:07]: Heather’s disastrous ending: the sex, the nausea, and the vomit.
• [11:19]: Jameela’s own embarrassing sex story: "unexpected item in bagging area."
• [12:36]: Judy’s take: “This entire podcast sounds like dick talking.”
• [13:03]: Detective comedy pitch and closing banter.

Episode Tone and Vibe

Unfiltered, brutally honest, irreverent, and full of quick-witted banter. The episode uses explicit humor not just for shock value, but to unearth the hilarity in sexual miscommunication and mishap. The group’s chemistry is palpable—no topic is sacred, and laughter is constant.

Listen If…

You enjoy candid, taboo-busting humor, ad-libbed comic storytelling, and a warm, communal sense of shared embarrassment. Expect no morals, just the giddy thrill of commiserating in life’s funniest disasters.