Chloe Radcliffe and Tone Bell

Summary

Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil

Episode: Chloe Radcliffe and Tone Bell

Air date: July 16, 2026
Guests: Chloe Radcliffe, Tone Bell
Host: Jameela Jamil

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Episode Overview

Theme:
This episode of "Wrong Turns" is a riotous, unfiltered celebration of embarrassing, mortifying personal disasters, shared between comedian Chloe Radcliffe, actor/comedian Tone Bell, and host Jameela Jamil. There are no teachable moments—just three funny people relishing in their worst humiliations, from disastrous parties and botched medical moments to mortifying professional blunders and cultural faux pas.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Podcast Introductions & Festival Antics

[01:29–07:18]

• Jameela introduces guests: Tone Bell (actor and comedian) and Chloe Radcliffe (comedian and writer).
• Banter about early-morning podcasting hangovers and the grueling schedule during the "Netflix Is a Joke" festival.
• Party mishaps:
  • Tone details being kicked out of the Netflix after-party, while never having even been let in.

    “I was already out. I was on the sidewalk already. I go, where do you want me to be?” – Tone Bell [04:22]

  • Jameela shares being snubbed at a Netflix event while starring in a top film.
  • Chloe describes stealing party sliders by stuffing them in a popcorn bucket for breakfast.

    “I took a popcorn bucket, stuffed eight sliders in there, brought it home, ate it for breakfast.” – Chloe Radcliffe [07:03]

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2. Micro-Humiliations: Food and Fertility Fiascos

[07:18–18:45]

• Food take-out stories:
  • Jameela brings a "tote of meat" (leftovers from a fancy dinner) to a club on her birthday:

    “So I bring my tote of meat with me to the club. And they were like, are you gonna check it? …This is wagyu, you know?” – Jameela [08:17]

• Fertility “hot balls” saga:
  • Tone opens up about discovering the reason for fertility issues: overheating testicles.

    “Turns out my balls ran hot... That’s not what the doctor said, but that’s what I surmised.” – Tone Bell [11:07]

  • Recalls a bizarre experience of being shaved pre-surgery—for a neck procedure—to his confusion and hilarity.

    “...she comes over from this side, flips it up, she’s stupid and just starts shaving. And I go, I thought we were going through my neck.” – Tone [15:32]

  • Wife's reaction to the half-shaved result:

    “My wife just looks at me. She goes, what’s wrong with it?” – Tone [16:38]

• Group discusses “dick mullet” haircuts, comparing crotch shaves to monks' tonsures, leading to much hysterics.

  “A dick mullet is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.” – Jameela [18:48]

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3. Micro-Humiliations: Chloe’s On-Set Disaster

[19:26–25:44]

• Chloe’s story: Ruining the only bathroom on a commercial shoot after eating sugar-free mints, which acted as a laxative.

  “I have destroyed bathrooms with shit.” – Chloe [19:32] "I ate...upwards of 15 [sugar-free mints]...I heard...things moving. Oh, boy. Oh, fucking boy." [22:21, 23:09]

• The shame of knowing everyone will associate her with the disaster, especially as the only on-camera talent.

  “I am the only talent on set...the only person who everybody is keeping track of.” – Chloe [24:10]

• The group debates whether to “own it” or gaslight everyone about the smell.

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4. Major Wrong Turn: Tone’s House Party Public Shame

[28:22–36:34]

• Tone’s “Sex House” Blowjob Debacle
  • As a 20-year-old, Tone finds himself at a secret sex party, is pressured into a blowjob in front of a crowd.

    “It’s just a sex house… It’s six or seven couches lining the walls…just people having sex on the couch.” – Tone [29:19]

  • Unable to climax under public pressure, he’s booed by the crowd.

    “People start booing me at this house party where everybody else can come.” – Tone [34:39]

  • Left mortified for the remainder of the party, unable to leave.

    “I didn’t drive. I can’t leave…I gotta stick around this party for another hour.” – Tone [34:59]

  • The group howls at the sheer magnitude of embarrassment.

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5. Major Wrong Turn: Chloe’s Cultural Faux Pas

[39:15–51:09]

• Mixing Up Brown Women in Comedy
  • Chloe recounts accidentally confusing two South Asian women comedians at a London party and wrongly linking them to each other's work.

    "I named the wrong movie, a project with a different brown comedian in it." – Chloe [44:43]

  • Jameela empathetically relates, having confused two famed Indian journalists herself.
  • Chloe’s spiral: tries to recover, but feels the humiliation will last forever.
  • Afterward, her phone is stolen at the party, making a humiliating night worse.
• Everyone agrees: being mortified is basically universal and irreparable, but also hilarious in retrospect.

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6. Listener Wrong Turn: Hawaiian Party Disaster

[52:16–54:28]

• Listener story: Has sex outside at a work event, loses bikini bottom, gets locked out, sleeps naked on a cardboard box outside the room.

  “So I walked back to my room with my arse and more showing, only to realize I didn’t have the room key and had to sleep on a cardboard box outside my door…” – Listener email [52:58]

• The hosts comment on the sheer drunkenness of opting for the cardboard box, and how humiliation finds us all.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I'm just here. You want me to be in the street?” – Tone Bell [04:47]
• “I sent about you…My kind of girl.” – Jameela, after Chloe’s slider haul [07:14]
• “Turns out my balls ran hot.” – Tone Bell [11:07]
• “A dick mullet is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.” – Jameela [18:48]
• “I have destroyed bathrooms with shit.” – Chloe Radcliffe [19:32]
• "People start booing me at this house party where everybody else can come." – Tone [34:39]
• "I named the wrong movie, a project with a different brown comedian in it." – Chloe [44:43]
• "Tell me, I'm one of the good ones. Tell me I'm still okay." – Chloe Radcliffe, pleading for absolution after her mix-up [47:57]
• "I love hearing that other YouTwo be like, oh, yeah, we've done that… Definitely." – Chloe [51:25]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [01:29] – Show begins, festival party exclusion stories
• [07:18] – Micro humiliations: stealing sliders, Jameela’s meat tote
• [09:25] – Tone’s “hot balls” fertility embarrassment
• [19:26] – Chloe’s bathroom disaster on set
• [28:22] – Tone’s house party, public sex act and being booed
• [39:15] – Chloe’s big wrong turn: culture and identity mix-up
• [52:16] – Listener submitted wrong turn: naked and lost at Hawaiian party
• [54:28] – Plugs for upcoming projects, goodbyes

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Episode Tone

Collegial, raucous, unapologetically candid, and deeply self-effacing. The group’s humor is irreverent and joyous—no embarrassment is off-limits, and every disaster is embraced, not soothed.

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Guest & Host Info

• Tone Bell: @ToneBell; new podcast “Valentone’s Day” with his mom launches August 2026.
• Chloe Radcliffe: @ChloeBadcliffe; touring solo show (about cheating in relationships), August at Joe’s Pub, NY.
• Jameela Jamil: Find past podcasts (“I Weigh”), new content, and Substack “A Low Desire To Please.”

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For fans of cringe, catastrophe, and self-effacing honesty, this episode is a showcase of camaraderie in calamity.

Transcript

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[Jameela Jamil]

Hello and welcome to Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil. This is a podcast about disaster, our shared love and acceptance, really, of disaster, where I bring in my favorite funny people. And joining me today I have an actor and comedian from FAM, disjointed survival of the thickest and new movie Coyote vs. Acme. He's just headlined a show at Netflix as a joke festival. It's Tone fucking Belle.

[Tone Bell]

Great intro. Thank you. Give it up for myself.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. How you doing?

[Tone Bell]

I'm good, I'm good. I'm tired.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yes, I'm tired.

[Tone Bell]

I'm out here drinking like I'm 24 still and I have to go home.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's fair.

[Tone Bell]

I have to go home. But. But I got two more days of just ruining myself and. But I'm doing it for the people.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yes, you are. You're an activist.

[Tone Bell]

Yes.

[Jameela Jamil]

Thank you for that. And we also welcome people keep asking

[Chloe Radcliffe]

People keep being like, we have to get Tone drunk. Why is Tone still sober? We need him to be.

[Tone Bell]

That's how it feels. It feels like they started to go, fund me. They're like, let's get him fucked up.

[Jameela Jamil]

Well, the other voice you are hearing belongs to an actress, comedian, and writer from the Tonight show and Command Z. She performed her acclaimed solo show Cheat at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. She appeared in the movie Is this Thing On? And also performed at this year's Netflix as a joke festival. It's Chloe Radcliffe.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, clap for me. That's right. I deserve it. It's 11:00am I need an applause break. I'm losing my voice.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm so sorry. I feel cr. Getting up at 9:30am for a podcast on a weekend is absolutely horrific. I really appreciate you this feeling.

[Tone Bell]

It always feels a good idea, and then you have to do it.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because your body has switched off on Friday night, and it just goes, goodbye. I'm tapping out. And then I'm like, tap back in.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Hello? Yeah, exactly.

[Dani Pellegrino]

I'm here.

[Jameela Jamil]

So when I walked in, I overheard you saying you'd been thrown out of a party you weren't even invited to.

[Tone Bell]

So the. Okay, listen up. Netflix, the official, like, after party across from the store.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's like.

[Tone Bell]

And they. You know, this is.

[Jameela Jamil]

Cause we're currently in the middle of Netflix as a joke, first of all. Yeah, correct.

[Tone Bell]

So I go over there, and I went over there two nights ago. Great, Good time. Saw some people. I mean, I saw you last night and the night before, and. But I'm outside, I'm trying to get a buddy, and people just doing their job. I understand that, but I'm like, hey, is there any way y' all let them in last night? Anyway, can my buddy Griffin come in? And then we try for about 10 minutes, and they're like, just wait over here. We'll see if we can make it happen. Go. No problem.

[Jameela Jamil]

And is that difficult when you're, like, watching other people that you know go in and you're having to stand on the side?

[Tone Bell]

I'm watching people go in. I go, there's no way they're funny.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Who are these people going in?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, I got banned from a Netflix party, and I was like, I had, like, the number one film on Netflix at the time, and the people on the door just wouldn't let me in. It was me.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And there's too much on Netflix. They hadn't watched it.

[Livy Dunn]

It was crazy. It was me.

[Jameela Jamil]

And, like, one of the leads From Ted Lasso. And they just made. Phil. They made us just stand on the side, and then they just Letting all these Daily Mail journalists in and, like. And both of us had big.

[Tone Bell]

Who are these people? Get out of. But then, like, the two security guys, one I talked to the night before, he's actually very nice, but he's like, hey, man, I gotta escort you off the premises. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm outside. What do you mean I'm outside already? I haven't been in. I was on the sidewalk already. I go, where do you want me to be?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Hey, man, you can't come back here. You can't.

[Tone Bell]

I'm not.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I didn't come in. I didn't. I'm not back. There's no back.

[Tone Bell]

I'm already out.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

There's a. I'm just here.

[Tone Bell]

You want me to be in the street?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You want me to be there?

[Tone Bell]

Okay, I'll go to the street. But I go, bro, what are we doing? And I'm just. And my buddy, who's like. He's like, don't worry about it.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And now. Had you been making a scene?

[Tone Bell]

No.

[Jameela Jamil]

Are you sure?

[Tone Bell]

I was this calm? Yeah. I go, I can understand.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, we don't mean now. I mean, like, what had happened in the nights before. Cause you said you've been partying every night.

[Tone Bell]

Earlier, I was like, I'm a very drunk.

[Jameela Jamil]

You seem like the most docile, fun, gentlemanly drunk. If you were to be one.

[Tone Bell]

Now, the thing is, I do. I am an angry person.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay?

[Tone Bell]

But I had not gotten there. I was like. I go, what do you mean you're kicking me? And I go, we outside. I haven't been in.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Kicking you further out.

[Tone Bell]

I said stuff like, please and thank you. I don't know what else I can do.

[Jameela Jamil]

So did he end up escorting you off the premises?

[Tone Bell]

No, I just crossed the street, went back to the store. I mean, it was. It was bizarre. They, like. They talking on headphones, and they're like. They said. I go, who's they?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

I go, just. I go, I. I won't come in.

[Jameela Jamil]

It's Ted Sarandos with his little earpiece. I mean, what's going on? Being like, escort him out. Humiliate him as much as possible.

[Tone Bell]

Sorry, sir.

[Livy Dunn]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

And then Derosa got mad for me, which is nice. Joe Derosa over with Derosa for a little bit, and he's like, damn it. What the fuck is going on with these people? I go, joe, just. Okay, you be mad.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

That is nice. But there's no way Joe was getting let into that party.

[Tone Bell]

They let him in.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

No.

[Tone Bell]

Like I said, I could have gone in, but I didn't want to go. I wanted to leave my buddy outside. But if I had five people, I get it. I was like, one guy who's like 50. He's not gonna cause any trouble.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah. They have been so tight about these parties. And it's so funny to be tight about parties at a stand up comedy festival where you're like, I'm sorry. The people populating this festival are notoriously the biggest degenerates in our society. Like, these are. These are people who do not have their lives together. And you're being picky about which piece of shit you can or cannot let in.

[Tone Bell]

I did tell the dude, I go, I go, this is the pettiest I got. I did go, hey, man, they're not paying either one of us enough to feel like this.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

But he had in a pinstripe suitcase.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I know exactly which guy you are talking about.

[Tone Bell]

I just. His suit.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I complimented his suit. It was very soft.

[Jameela Jamil]

Did he let you in then?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, I was not awkward.

[Tone Bell]

Oh. How was it?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It was bad.

[Tone Bell]

It wasn't good. They had dry Mac and cheese the night before.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

At this party, okay, they had little sliders and then they had popcorn buckets for popcorn.

[Jameela Jamil]

Nice stale popcorn.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah. Who knows? I didn't have the popcorn. What I did. Here's my hack. I took a popcorn bucket, stuffed eight sliders in there, brought it home, ate it for breakfast.

[Jameela Jamil]

Let's fucking go.

[Tone Bell]

That's pretty.

[Jameela Jamil]

My kind of girl. Yeah, I sent about you.

[Tone Bell]

That's pretty good.

[Jameela Jamil]

Is humiliation a big part of your lives?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

The segue, I feel like. I feel like based on the story I just told, it's very hard for me to be humiliating as I'm walking around.

[Tone Bell]

But they weren't in your pockets. They weren't in your pockets. That's crazy.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

They weren't in pockets.

[Tone Bell]

But I like the popcorn bucket.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, it's a neat little potato.

[Jameela Jamil]

I love takeout. I've gone for dinner once with a bunch of stuff. Oh, that's not what that was. No, I know.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I love when a server boxes up my food and puts it in a nice. Yes, yes.

[Jameela Jamil]

But to be fair, I didn't just ask for my own food to go. I asked for everyone else at the table's food to go as well. Like their half eaten burgers and steaks. Because I was like, this is going to go to waste. I didn't know any of these people. It's like Judd Apatow and Kate Upton and Leslie, man, like, people that I am not on the level with.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

That's like 100 plate.

[Jameela Jamil]

Exactly.

[Tone Bell]

I think that's more than that.

[Jameela Jamil]

We were at boa, so I was

[Chloe Radcliffe]

like, I don't even know. I've never heard of that.

[Jameela Jamil]

That means steak place. And I was like, let's go. Like, this is my food for the week. And then they were like, but, jam, we're going dancing after this. I'm like, that's all right. So I bring my tote of meat with me to the club. And they were like, are you gonna check it? And I was like, no, I'm not gonna check it. What if someone takes this? This is wagyu, you know? So I keep it on me. And they're like, are you gonna come onto the dance floor? It was my birthday, by the way. And I was like, yeah, I'll come into the dance floor. And they were like, are you gonna

[Chloe Radcliffe]

bring all the meat?

[Jameela Jamil]

All the meat?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, the meat bag.

[Jameela Jamil]

And I was like, yes, I am. I absolutely am.

[Tone Bell]

I'm just gonna leave it over there.

[Jameela Jamil]

I brought a tote of, like, burgers, truffle fries. I stank so many confusing smells at the same time. And I could see as. I was like, as they're sidestepping, you know, like, holding my tote of. Of boa. And people I can see on the. The dance row going, like. Like, sniffing in. Be like, is that. Who's like, somebody's wagging sweaty garlic right now? Yeah. And is that rosemary? I kept it up for the rest of night until everyone else left.

[Tone Bell]

I love the. I love the dedication.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. What are they gonna do? So I feel you. I feel you, friend. That's good. Yeah. I think whenever we start this podcast, it's always best to start with, like, micro humiliations to give people a bit of a taste of your vibe tone. Can you offer us one?

[Tone Bell]

Okay. Yes. So my wife and I are trying to have a kid. We've been married almost two years now. And so we've only been trying. Trying for, like, eight, 10 months. And she did. You know, she did the, like, you know, women are up. Like, they, you know, y' all know shit. You know what I mean? She's like, hey, why don't. Before we try for two years and it doesn't happen, why don't we go and just, like, make sure the fertility stuff is up? And honestly, I just as, like.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I don't think that means women know shit. I think that she's healthy. I think that means we gotta test you.

[Tone Bell]

I don't know.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

She knows something about you.

[Tone Bell]

Well, she was right. She was right. And, I mean, I know. I know I sound dumb when I say this, but I guess when I hear. And I just. Maybe just. I think dudes maybe think like this, but I think when you hear, like, the term fertility, I think you just kind of always think lean. Lean.

[Jameela Jamil]

It's not just dudes. Everyone for all of time, up until maybe the last eight months has thought that it's all, like, on the woman.

[Tone Bell]

The woman goes 80% of the time.

[Jameela Jamil]

Pilates and becomes vegan. Whatever. Like, has to do all the shit. And then the man is just, like, off living his life. And we just thought, yeah, it's an egg problem.

[Tone Bell]

I'm just out here watching basketball and pulling weeds in the yard. Right? And then she's like, we should go to. So she gets tested, I get tested. And it's. It was me. And it's all like, oh. I'm like, oh. All your fibers, whatever they call them. What do they call them?

[Jameela Jamil]

What do they call them? Ovaries.

[Tone Bell]

No, no.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Fallopian tubes.

[Jameela Jamil]

Testicles.

[Tone Bell]

We're getting there.

[Jameela Jamil]

Penis.

[Livy Dunn]

No.

[Tone Bell]

The bum hole. The things, the. No, it's not taint.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay, Sorry.

[Tone Bell]

It's the

[Chloe Radcliffe]

follicles.

[Tone Bell]

Follicles. There we go. Thank you. Sorry. I know it's gonna play charades today, but.

[Jameela Jamil]

But also, just after we said women really know, I was like, nipple.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Where does the baby come out of?

[Tone Bell]

Yeah, her follicles were great. Her whole system is working good.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Turns out my balls ran hot.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Oh.

[Tone Bell]

And that's not what the doctor said. But, like, that's. That's. That's what I surmised.

[Jameela Jamil]

Right. How did you surmise that your balls run hot?

[Tone Bell]

I didn't know they could do it. I should know. I've been to this doctor so many times when you.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I think the humiliating thing is you trying to explain this.

[Jameela Jamil]

I love it. You know, it was really healing.

[Tone Bell]

When a woman's pregnant and they give you the ultrasound. Yes. They can do that on both.

[Jameela Jamil]

Back in the game. I'm Indian, man. Like, this is my shit. Sorry.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

I was there. I should know more about that. My body. But they do ultrasound of the sack, right?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Do they go, it's very chilly.

[Tone Bell]

It was great. Yeah, it was great.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Nice little massage.

[Tone Bell]

The gel. Yeah. I spread them open, which is weird. And. And the lady's like, come on, man, open up. I was like, that's crazy for you to say that.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

And then they, they go, you got too much blood pumping. Like, you're. You're running hot. Your boys are too hot because sperm has to be like 96, 97, going into the warm pocket.

[Jameela Jamil]

And how hot is your sperm?

[Tone Bell]

I was pushing over one.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, wow.

[Tone Bell]

So they were like not swimming because they too hot.

[Jameela Jamil]

They're kind of boiling in there. Like it's boiling and bubbling.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You know how cooking crab societies just move slower?

[Tone Bell]

It's a low country broil.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put some corn in there.

[Tone Bell]

Crawfish. Yeah, crawfish balls.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You know how societies move slower, closer to the equator? Like, it's just like, pace of life gets slower the hotter it gets.

[Tone Bell]

Sure. That's what that. That's.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

That's your sperm is. I don't have anything.

[Tone Bell]

That's actually, that's actually probably what the doctor said more than like, yo, your boys are hot. Yeah, he probably said more of something like that.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You know how in the north part of South America, everybody's kind of chill? That's what your sperm.

[Tone Bell]

He goes, we got to do something about this.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, they have heat stroke. So why did your balls get so hot?

[Tone Bell]

I. They didn't tell me why, but he goes, we can cool them down.

[Jameela Jamil]

I don't know why I'm doing this like I'm Barbara Walters. I'm like, come on, Jim, ask me about my boss. Walk us through it. So some people just are randomly walking around with sort of normal temperature body.

[Tone Bell]

Well, you can't feel it. It's not like they're not burning the seat, you know, they're not, they're not.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

We gotta be smoking.

[Tone Bell]

They're not.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

There's like a little cinch mark, the

[Jameela Jamil]

steam coming through his jeans at all times.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Why is there always a hole in his jeans?

[Dani Pellegrino]

No.

[Tone Bell]

I'll stand in chairs everywhere I go.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay, so what can be done?

[Tone Bell]

So it's called embolization is like the procedure. Right. But basically they plug up, they take like these little tiny microscopic coils and they plug up a couple veins and it sends less blood through. So your balls get cooler, right? So that takes like, they do that, like, but it's like three months window for a new batch of juice. Yeah, I'm trying to keep this kind of clean.

[Jameela Jamil]

Why? I said, like, I came in with like anus tin, like, bum hole. You're fine. I mean, say all the things.

[Tone Bell]

That's how you talk.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It does sound nice in your accent. I Will say, tone being like, anyway, my cum's slow. It hits different, you know, Anyway, my jizz is all Slurpee and it can't quite get there. You're like, yes, bum ho. It even sounds better coming from you.

[Livy Dunn]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You want me to do it?

[Jameela Jamil]

Obama's translator. Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

So I had to surgery. Had a surgery last September. And so it's like the ten minute thing. Like, it doesn't take long and. But you know, they're working down here, but they can go through your leg or your abdomen or your neck.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay?

[Tone Bell]

And so I get to the doctor or whatever, you know, they're like 7am and then. But they tell me they're going through my neck.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

They're gonna pull your balls out your neck.

[Tone Bell]

Well, okay.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm gonna faint.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I like it.

[Tone Bell]

We just on an interviewing station, just watching my surgery.

[Jameela Jamil]

Welcome to the Truman Show.

[Tone Bell]

But they go through your neck, down carotid, and then they plug it up through there, which is weird as fuck.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay?

[Tone Bell]

But as I'm like getting prepped, whatever, I got my gown on or whatever, and the. And I know they're going through my neck, but the nurses come, they start tapping me for my IV and everything. And they just lift my gown up and they just start shaving, like, manscaping me. And I go, what are we doing? And they go, we have to. I go, y' all going through my neck, right?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

And they go, yeah. I go, but what? So you don't even have to see this.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

They were like, yeah, but we want to.

[Jameela Jamil]

And this was a request from.

[Tone Bell]

I'm like, I could have taken care of this. And they go, but you didn't. I go, no one told me either. This is something y' all should have sent in the email.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's crazy to even hear the. If you're not looking, maybe right words here, Z. And then you just feel something on your cock. You're like, what is happening?

[Tone Bell]

You're tapping my right arm for my iv. And she comes over from this side, flips it up. She's stupid and just starts shaving. And I go, I thought we were going through my neck. And so she was like, well, just in case. I go, no, no, there's no in case.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, in case we gotta.

[Tone Bell]

We're going through the neck. So they get like halfway and I go, shut it down. I need the doctor.

[Jameela Jamil]

You need half shaven.

[Tone Bell]

Here we go. This is why it gets ridiculous, okay? I go, I need to see the doctor. Doctor comes in, we talk. He go, stop doing that. You don't have to. I'm going through his neck. Whatever. 20 minutes later, go through the surgery, come back out, I'm patched up or whatever. Wife takes me home. I don't know if you've ever been through, like, surgery after that. You have to wait 24 hours before you can shower.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

So you have to wait for the took wound to heal or whatever. The next day, I'm taking a shower, and I forgot all about the two swipes of the clippers. And right before I get in the shower, I look down and I'm like, it looks so funny that it's so. I'm like. And I tell my wife, I go, yo, check this out. How crazy is this? And, dude, my wife just looks at me. She goes, what's wrong with it? And she's just. Dude, she's like. She's looking down. And I'm like, what are you looking at?

[Jameela Jamil]

It probably looks like sort of Abe Lincoln.

[Tone Bell]

Beard on the bottom, bald, up top. Yeah, but she's looking at my dick.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

She's not even seeing the shit.

[Tone Bell]

She's not even seeing a silly haircut. And I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, why does it look like that? I go, what are you looking at? And I go, are you judging my dick right now?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, the pronoun should not be it. That's not what you should be saying.

[Tone Bell]

She's looking at it. And I go, she's looking at it. Like, why does it look like that? I go, have you never seen it? You've seen this so many times.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

She's looking at it and she's like, now we're never gonna get pregnant. We've lost all hope.

[Tone Bell]

I mean, she's now looking like this. She's like, why is it.

[Creative Planning Announcer]

Look.

[Tone Bell]

I go, stop looking at my dick. That face was so disrespectful. So disrespectful.

[Jameela Jamil]

She spent so much time with it

[Tone Bell]

and she calls it love.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. Your dick.

[Tone Bell]

She better now.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, my God.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

What was she looking at?

[Tone Bell]

She was looking at my dick.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I know, but I mean, like, what about it? Obviously something.

[Tone Bell]

Well, she didn't see that. I'm like, no, it's.

[Jameela Jamil]

Look, it's just like when someone's had a crazy haircut that's really changed their face pinpoint somehow. That face could look.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

But you don't notice the haircut.

[Tone Bell]

You don't know if the haircut. You're like, did you do something different?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. It just feels like oh, God. I didn't know that a haircut could do that.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah. Quite put my finger on. I'm like, put your finger on it?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. She's like, I don't want to touch.

[Tone Bell]

Looked crazy for a while, but I might do her bending down.

[Jameela Jamil]

But did you not feel tempted just to finish the job and go for a Brazilian?

[Tone Bell]

I wanted to rock the new style. Nobody's doing it.

[Jameela Jamil]

A buzz cut.

[Tone Bell]

No, he's doing it.

[Jameela Jamil]

Do they like a. What do you call it? Like a grade? A different grading on the.

[Tone Bell]

Oh, bald up top.

[Jameela Jamil]

Wow.

[Tone Bell]

It was a very. I mean, it's straight line.

[Jameela Jamil]

Like it was a razor.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's not. Yeah, yeah, I know. We need to get one. I mean, I bet they use a fresh razor every time. I think that's the secret.

[Jameela Jamil]

I don't think so. Not in America.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

We pay enough money. We can't. We can afford to use fresh razor.

[Jameela Jamil]

That is all humiliating.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. Well, not. Not the medical bit, but just the penis bit.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah. Oh, it was the way she looks at you.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's. That. That is fucking.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's not even business on top. Party on the bottom. It's sort of. Sort of skinhead on top.

[Tone Bell]

Dick mullet.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Rural on the bottom.

[Jameela Jamil]

A dick mullet is the worst thing I've ever heard.

[Tone Bell]

You said it.

[Jameela Jamil]

Get out now.

[Tone Bell]

You said it. You were thinking it. I just said,

[Jameela Jamil]

feels like those monks that have, like bald on top, but then just the hair around there, just. Just around the outer layer. Thank you for showing it like that.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Did you shave that?

[Jameela Jamil]

I think that's a vibe. I think that's a look to keep you a monk because no one wants to have sex with you is my personal theory.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

But it's not. That's not like they've bred those monks to be bald on top.

[Livy Dunn]

No.

[Tone Bell]

Y' all know that.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I don't know that.

[Jameela Jamil]

I actually don't know that either.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Asking the questions. I'm asking what we're all wondering.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay, so, Chloe, give me an example.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Get this.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm like, we're never gonna figure this out. Chloe, do you have an example of a micro humiliation that you could.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I do the two probably biggest times I've been on set for, like professional shoots. I have destroyed bathrooms with shit.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, no.

[Tone Bell]

And tell me more.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, the first time, it was. It's the only commercial I've ever done.

[Jameela Jamil]

You have a nervous belly.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

No. Nope. I was.

[Jameela Jamil]

You just get disrespectful. I was feeling at a job. Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I'm just trying to mark my territory.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah. Were you on a lot? Were you like a location?

[Livy Dunn]

We were.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It was some studio in Greenpoint. Like, you know, whatever, some warehouse building, some digital commercial. And I don't. It was not a big commercial, but I have a huge birthmark on my face. So I am not a commercial actor. I am not a. Put her in an almonds commercial and nobody sees her face. And so I was sort of like, this is crazy that they chose me for the. For a random digital commercial. Great. Awesome. Feeling so good. Had tried to, like, sort of like, watch what I was eating the days before, right? Da da da, da da. Being careful. And then at lunch I had a big salad, but I was still hungry because I had been, you know, sort of mildly starving myself a few days before. But I was like, I don't. I don't want to keep eating crafty because I want to be skinny for this fucking commercial. And so.

[Tone Bell]

Commercial?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah. Liars. Non alcoholic cocktail. Like, like fake gin. Okay. It's so bad. It's.

[Jameela Jamil]

It. Are you allowed to say that?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

So fucking bad. It's. That's how bad it is that I will break an NDA.

[Livy Dunn]

I'm good.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's unfucking drinkable.

[Tone Bell]

So bad. I'm. This how you got the advert?

[Jameela Jamil]

Was this your audition?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And they were like, we're gonna actually try and convince her. We're gonna find the person who hates this the most and see if we can prove that it's actually drinkable. And guess what? It didn't work.

[Jameela Jamil]

Is it paint thinner?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

So much product left.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, it was.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's nail polish remover. There's so much product left after the shoot because. And they were like, take whatever you want. And not a single. Not.

[Tone Bell]

No one took anything.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

No one took any of it. We were all like, this is. It's unconsumable. This is poison.

[Livy Dunn]

Anyway,

[Chloe Radcliffe]

so. God, can you imagine? Anyway, so I ate the salad. I was still hungry. I was like, I wanna. I can't. I can't hear anything. And so on the crafty table, there was a bag of Lifesavers, mints. You know, the little, like, round white ones. I saw that they were sugar free. I didn't know anything about that. And I was like, great. Awesome.

[Tone Bell]

Wait, what does that mean?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

This is low calorie.

[Jameela Jamil]

The stuff that makes like, there's no such thing as a free lunch. If you're gonna have the sugar removed, you are gonna shit your pants. The fake sugar, it's like Xylitol.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's a, like, really bad one. Or like there's like a few erythritol.

[Jameela Jamil]

Erythritol, like all. Of. All of those. Yeah, yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I think aspartame and stevia, like are less so because you don't like your brains after a Diet Coke.

[Jameela Jamil]

No aspartame. You just get sort of cancer later.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's like it won't ever.

[Tone Bell]

It's postponed. You don't get it, but it's postponed.

[Jameela Jamil]

It'll up your retirement. Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You look great on camera. Yeah. And I ate so many of these. Lifesaver. Sugar free. I ate. I did. I mean, like upwards of 15. So many. And then. And I was like, fire breath is great breath. Oh my God. Everybody's coming over. You've got meat smell, I've got mint smell. Everybody. Everybody was like, we can't go over to jam. We're going over to Chloe.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah. I. I bet your didn't even smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Minty rat human. Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Can we get her back?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I like felt.

[Tone Bell]

So that's why they cast you for stuff like, she's gonna sit in here. It's gonna be.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, but it's also. It's this like sickly feeling in your stomach. Horrible, bloated. And then you can.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And then you hear things moving. Oh, boy. Oh, fucking boy.

[Creative Planning Announcer]

Awful.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I heard. I kept hearing noises inside my body and I was like.

[Jameela Jamil]

And it's kind of going.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah, this is pretty.

[Jameela Jamil]

Shoot or during the shoot?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

During the shoot.

[Tone Bell]

Okay, this is during.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

This is. We had had a couple hours in the morning. We're still doing it a couple hours in the afternoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a thing inside of me. There was a spirit inside of me.

[Jameela Jamil]

It was Predator and Alien.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And this is not. Look, it's a brand that you haven't heard of. It's a studio that wasn't that big, right. It was a rented. It was one rental warehouse place.

[Jameela Jamil]

How many bathrooms were there on the premises?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

One bathroom. Cool, cool, cool.

[Tone Bell]

Handicap.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And I was like, oh, bad things are about to happen. And I.

[Jameela Jamil]

And everybody's gonna know.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Locked myself in the bathroom. Not only is everybody gonna know, there is going to be when I come

[Tone Bell]

out, at least someone waiting a line. Yeah, without a doubt.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, no.

[Tone Bell]

Wide open when you went in there. But not everybody has to go.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I want you to know I am the only talent on set. I one person.

[Jameela Jamil]

So the only person everyone's name is known.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

The only person who everybody is keeping track of.

[Tone Bell]

Tell me you were miked.

[Livy Dunn]

I.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I bet I was Mic'd oh, my. That was incredibly so the last thing on my mind. I was so.

[Jameela Jamil]

Thank you for adding that to her plate. Yeah, that's good.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It was. It. I was, like, concerned. I was concerned about my own body. I was concerned about the toilet. I was concerned about the small box that I was now in.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

That I had just poisoned. I. It.

[Jameela Jamil]

Look.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And after all of that, you know how smell and taste are connected. I still would rather.

[Jameela Jamil]

I like where this is going one bit.

[Tone Bell]

I'm gonna be quiet. Cause I gotta see this connection.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I still would rather smell that bathroom than drink that. Liar.

[Jameela Jamil]

God. That is the worst Yelp review I have ever even conceived of in my life. I'm never gonna forget this.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Have you ever seen liars in a bar? Just do not have it. It's bad.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay, I definitely won't.

[Tone Bell]

I do have a question.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I already cashed that check. It's done.

[Tone Bell]

Do you take ownership? Like, knowing once you exit, do you go, whoa?

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, yeah, good question.

[Tone Bell]

Don't try to sneak out. You go, yo, y' all might want to get at a minute.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Who got matches like the judges?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you own it or you own it? I think I was like, I'm really sorry.

[Tone Bell]

Okay.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, I know you gaslight your way through it. You just be like, I don't know what someone else did in there before, but it was not me.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Because I've got a British accent. People believe me.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah. And you. And you can keep, like, the Brits can keep a strip. The. The stiff upper lip.

[Livy Dunn]

Right.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Like, you can keep a straight face. I'm a bad liar.

[Jameela Jamil]

So you just came out and went, sorry, yeah,

[Chloe Radcliffe]

bad, bad, bad, bad. Don't go over there.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, absolutely horrific. I can't wait for your massive humiliations. If these were your micro humiliations. We' back off to the break.

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[Jameela Jamil]

And we're back. Okay, it's time for your big wrong turns. Tone.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah, this one, this, this. Okay, I haven't. I don't get a chance to talk about this one a lot because it's super embarrassing. So I'm at the time, I'm pretty sure I'm in. I'm in college and I think I'm home for Thanksgiving or Christmas, holiday season or whatever. But I'm not 21 yet. That's the thing. So I'll go home and hang out with my buddies and we're going to still we're going to clubs at the time, hit on these ladies and we decided not to go. One of my buddies is like, hey, we're going to this house party. And we get to the house party and it's like one of those, you know, those doors and like, like speakeasy when they have the little slit and they, you know.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, little window slide. Yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

And so they like do a knock or whatever at a house. At a house which is already kind of like okay, where. How'd you hear about this?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

What kind of Eyes Wide Shut and

[Tone Bell]

is going on and the dude, you know, password and everything opens the door and like you pay. It's like 100 bucks for dudes, free for women. If. And a guy was like, 50 bucks if he brought a girl. So I'm like, okay, this is a different kind of party. We walk in and it's like. It's just a sex house.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Whoa.

[Tone Bell]

Basically. Basically, it's a brothel for the most part. And it's people on couch. It's like six to seven couches lining

[Jameela Jamil]

the walls or whatever really is like eyes Wide Shutty.

[Tone Bell]

It's just people having sex on the couch. Just like lab dances going on. It's kiddie pools with oil and stuff. It's girls wrestling. There's like a BDSM room upstairs. It's like, all kind of wild shit, right? It's probably 150, 200 people in this house.

[Jameela Jamil]

You're 21, so you. I'm not 21.

[Tone Bell]

I'm 20. I. I do have a fake ID, but.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And had you had sex at this point?

[Tone Bell]

Yeah.

[Dani Pellegrino]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

There I was. I really was intending that to be a joke because you're one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life.

[Tone Bell]

And I'm assuming you had sex as

[Chloe Radcliffe]

a teenager, but the Earnest. The Earnest, like. Yeah, I had. Okay. I'm not a fucking nerd. All right. It's very sweet.

[Tone Bell]

At that time. I was. I was good at sex then.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You're bad at sex now.

[Livy Dunn]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Hot balls.

[Creative Planning Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

You know what I mean?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

That's what happens as you age.

[Tone Bell]

So we're in there and it's like. And then my buddies are just. I mean, we're there probably for an hour, hour and a half. You know, there's a. It's a house party. So it was like, no bartender, so. But you go.

[Jameela Jamil]

All I was asking is, is that you're 20. Are you like, wow, I'm loving this. Or is this a bit intimidating?

[Tone Bell]

Nice, fun sex at this point, but I've never seen anything like this.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

But also a friend of mine, Magic City. You familiar with that? In Atlanta?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

No.

[Tone Bell]

The strip club.

[Jameela Jamil]

It's amazing.

[Tone Bell]

Oh, yeah. So I grew up with the dude who now his dad is magic. He's a little magic. So I've been around. Yeah, I've seen a lot.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Like a lot of stuff. But this is like. It's a house in a neighborhood in a cul de sac. And just like a blue house, white trim, and never forget it slide on the door. And it's people everywhere. It's just. It's.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

How did you feel seeing that?

[Tone Bell]

I definitely was the youngest person in there, of course. But I mean, you go, oh, people do this. You see it. I mean, you know, I've watched porn before, so I'm like. Like I've seen people having sex, but I've never seen, like. Yeah, a lot of people having sex.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, you're sort of like in the server of pornhub, standing in the matrix.

[Tone Bell]

I mean, just having a rum and con.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You can search for anything.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

I mean, there's nowhere to sit because people.

[Jameela Jamil]

You don't want to touch anything.

[Tone Bell]

Nothing. No, you're like this dirty ice.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Oh, my God.

[Tone Bell]

People just.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

What is the light colored liquid that's been frozen into this cube?

[Tone Bell]

Is that liars over there? So we're there for like an hour, hour and a half. And at one point, one of my buddies.

[Jameela Jamil]

What are you doing for an hour and a half?

[Tone Bell]

Drinking, going through room to room. I mean, you're gonna watch the show. Okay, it's girls mud wrestling, but it's, you know, lube. And they're just girls walking around. Just people naked. I have on my clothes, right? Most people had their clothes on if they weren't fucking. But it's still a house party. I mean, it's somebody having sex over here, but people dancing over here, which is a crazy thing for a 180 just to cool.

[Jameela Jamil]

And people are just.

[Creative Planning Announcer]

Feels good.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And it does feel good.

[Tone Bell]

It does feel good. A lot of people feel good. I'm with like probably three or four friends, and then they start doing this bit of like, oh, you know, it's his birthday today. And I go, no, no, no, it's not my birthday. And they go, no, he's turned 21 today. And now it becomes a thing. Like at the party. And some of the girls are like, it's your birthday, of course. And I go, no, no, they're bullshitting. Don't worry. But also, I don't want to not be 21 in here. I need to. Yeah, right. So. So one of the girls comes up and they're just like, oh, my God. Oh, he's so cute. Let me. I' ma suck his dick for his birthday. And I go, no, I'm good, I'm fine.

[Jameela Jamil]

What's wrong with you?

[Tone Bell]

I go, I'm sure you're great, but

[Chloe Radcliffe]

seems like a real nice girl.

[Tone Bell]

I go, oh, no, man, you. You all right? Don't worry about it. You got so many other dicks in there. And.

[Jameela Jamil]

And why did you not want your dick sucked?

[Tone Bell]

It's 200 people here. She didn't take me to a Room.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, that's.

[Tone Bell]

Oh, eventually it happened.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, okay.

[Tone Bell]

So she's like. I mean. Cause now people are looking. Cause she's like, I bet you I can make you come in three. I mean, now it's getting. I'm a spectator now.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You're the center of attention.

[Tone Bell]

And now she's like, oh, man, get your dick sucked. I mean, it's. So now people are encouraging me.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

People are gambling on you.

[Tone Bell]

She squats down and she undoes me. And now I'm out. Now I'm a dick.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

She's like, why do you have your pubes shaped like this? She touches bulls.

[Jameela Jamil]

And it's like she goes to touch his bulls.

[Tone Bell]

Was that 101? 102. And so I started getting a blowjob in the middle of this party. And I mean, people are. I mean, it's like, it's. Now it's people that.

[Jameela Jamil]

It was a sporting event.

[Tone Bell]

It was. And I mean, I have like the most respect for porn stars now. Going like, oh, I. You don't think about having to perform in front of people. But she's like, I'mma make you come in like three minutes. I go, no, I'm sure you're good. Now she's blowing me. And there's people leaning over the balcony. It's. It's.

[Livy Dunn]

Oh, my.

[Tone Bell]

Everybody's out there doing. Watching me get a blow job.

[Jameela Jamil]

How are you feeling while it's happening?

[Tone Bell]

Not great.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

People mid penetration stop humping to turn.

[Tone Bell]

We get to like three minutes. And. And. But I'm. And she's like, oh, I'll give you 60 more seconds plus either. And I'm like, I'm. I'm trying to come.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

But the pressure. But the pressure's too. I mean.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And also the second you start trying to come is the. Is when you're absolutely not gonna come.

[Tone Bell]

I mean, to be like 20 going, come, come, come, come, come down. I'm trying to. And so now I got. My buddies are watching. People are, happy birthday, bro. I mean, it's crazy. And then I don't come.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Wow.

[Tone Bell]

She gets up. I'm just in the middle of this room with my 2000.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

A disappointed woman, down to room of

[Tone Bell]

disappointment for my non birthday. And people start booing me.

[Jameela Jamil]

No,

[Tone Bell]

people boo me at this house party where everybody else can come.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Oh, my God.

[Tone Bell]

I get booed. I put my dick up.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

With your dick out. With your hard dick out. You get booed.

[Tone Bell]

That's the only thing I had going for me.

[Livy Dunn]

That's.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's so Scarring.

[Tone Bell]

I didn't drive. I can't leave. I'm still. I gotta stick around this party for another hour.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Oh, my fuck.

[Tone Bell]

I'm going into the kitchen to pour another drink and people are like, nah, man, you couldn't even come. It's the rest of the night. I'm just a dude who couldn't come on his birthday.

[Livy Dunn]

Oh,

[Chloe Radcliffe]

my God.

[Tone Bell]

God. Wild.

[Jameela Jamil]

I had no idea where that was gonna go. And I've never heard anything like that in my entire life. You poor little 20 year old baby. Like, that is just so awful.

[Tone Bell]

It's. I mean, it's like, did you have

[Jameela Jamil]

nightmares about this for me?

[Tone Bell]

And of course my friends are laughing. They're like, yeah, we couldn't come. I mean, we're in this car on the way home.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Are you still friends?

[Jameela Jamil]

But also, it's really.

[Tone Bell]

Some of them, yeah. We still talk a couple times a year.

[Jameela Jamil]

But also it's really tricky because, like, you don't wanna come too fast. Like, so you have to time it perfectly. You wanna get to that three minute mark and, you know, to prove her wrong.

[Tone Bell]

And I mean, I. Her skill set, I'm sure is. Is amazing, but. Which means she's probably going, I've done this in three minutes.

[Jameela Jamil]

How long did she go before she

[Tone Bell]

sort of was probably four minutes. Probably four minutes.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's quite impatient.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's. I. I mean, I think she did.

[Livy Dunn]

She.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm just saying, like, no one's got any work ethic anymore.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Tone Bell]

But she was kind of offended too.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Of like, oh, you millennials don't even want to work.

[Tone Bell]

You think you're better than me? I go, no, no, I think you're right.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Right, right. She feels insulted and you're like, I didn't want this.

[Tone Bell]

I didn't want this.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And do you think that's why they wouldn't let you into the Netflix party?

[Tone Bell]

They heard about it.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Cause they were like, this guy ruins parties.

[Jameela Jamil]

The bouncer from the Comedy Store was there that night.

[Tone Bell]

No, no, he can't even come.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

He's gonna need to walk you off the premises. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's gonna get his dick out and nothing's gonna happen.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, my God, that's so funny. We're gonna go to a quick break.

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[Chloe Radcliffe]

And we're back.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. For goodness sake. Okay, we need to clear our clear our minds from a booed dick and we need to move on. Chloe.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yes?

[Jameela Jamil]

What is your biggest wrong turn?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

My big wrong turn. Okay, so I'm dating a British stand up.

[Jameela Jamil]

Okay.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I go over to London.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'm Sorry.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I have a big birthmark on my face, and I get crazy reactions to it every single day. People say the wildest shit to me still. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh, yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Every day. Because the problem is that you. For people who know me, it goes away after five minutes. But, like, for a stranger, they're still in the first five minutes. Everybody I pass on the sidewalk is still in those first five minutes where they're like, what the. Is that. What's going on here? Hey, here's the thing. People of color are so much more normal about my birthmark than white people are. Truly. That is like a 100%. Both have more normal reactions. And also, it's a bit of us. Much more.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bit of us.

[Tone Bell]

It's like, oh, I see. Me and you.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Exactly.

[Jameela Jamil]

Family.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

We've got something to come. Exactly. Yeah. I. I don't know. Truly, in New York, when I walk down the sidewalk, if a stranger is going to stop me and compliment me on my birthmark, it is 100% of the time a black person. And I genuinely don't know why. I don't know if it's that black people can sort of sense that sometimes strangers touch my birthmark without asking. And we're like, we have something in common. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure. Truly, white people are the ones who have the, like, weirdest reactions. Like, white people will be like, you're rooting for the bears. And I'm like, I don't. How can you not identify that this is a birthmark and that this is, like, things that people have? Whatever. And I'm used to everything. I'm used to, like, food.

[Tone Bell]

After a while, you're using callous to it. Like, you just. You've heard it all.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

None of it, none of it fazes me.

[Tone Bell]

That's like, when people go, like, tone bell. Your names have a ring to it. I go, yeah, all right.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Where's my sandwich?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Livy Dunn]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yes. I do give my full name at some point. So the one reaction that, like, does bother me is every once in a while, I will get somebody who says, oh, I had a birthmark just like that it was cancer. And that I don't love. Believe it or not.

[Tone Bell]

Where's my sandwich?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

God, this fucking curse. Subway. And then I also, like, one time, like, the weird reactions do stick out to me, you know, like, they will pierce the surface. I one time had a guy. I was at a wedding and we had. It was Like a multi day wedding. It was a destination wedding. So we had sort of all been like hanging out and making new friends in this big group. And one guy who I had met and hadn't made, like, very good friends with, but he was in this big group, we were dancing on the dance floor and he came over to me and put his arm around me and I was like, we're friends. We're new friends. That's fun. I didn't. I didn't think he liked me that much. And he leans in and he whispers. He's very drunk. He whispers in my ear, if I lick the mole, does it get me high? And I was.

[Jameela Jamil]

What?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah. All of these reactions from white people, by the way, for the record, every single. All of the weird shit is always white people.

[Tone Bell]

It's like the frog hallucination riff.

[Jameela Jamil]

Is that what that is?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, that's what the riff was. And so, like, I get weird reactions like that. I am used to that. That is my comp for, like, walking in the world. Feeling like you're outside of the norm. Right?

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Okay. That's the preface. And like, obviously this is. Having a birthmark is not the same as being like, I am a white person. I do not know what it is like to exist in this world as a person of color.

[Jameela Jamil]

Well, no, we accept you.

[Livy Dunn]

Thank you.

[Jameela Jamil]

I'll take you at least to the Indian side. You can join the curry house.

[Tone Bell]

I know some house parties they would love.

[Jameela Jamil]

You want to know how else can you come?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Usually it's long, but if I need to get something done, I can get something done. I can't perform under pressure, though. That is. No, I feel you. Okay, now we're gonna see if you still accept me after the story that I'm about to tell you. I was in London and I was at a comedian's birthday party and a ton of other comedians there, many of whom I know, many of whom I don't. The comedian whose birthday party it was is more senior than me and as

[Jameela Jamil]

in older or just more famous.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

More famous. Much, much, much more famous than me.

[Jameela Jamil]

Can't wait to the end of the episode when I ask you who that is.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yes, yes. So a bunch of the other comedians at this party are also more famous than me and people whose, like, names I've heard for a long time and who I admire and look up to, and most importantly, want them to think I am cool and funny and memorable and interesting and want us to be friends. And then we can't. Right. I was talking to a brown comedian, a woman who's a brown person at this party. And I had not met her before I knew her name. And I was like, so great to meet you. I don't know her work very well. I've seen her stuff online. I've never really gone down a rabbit hole of her stuff. She, like, writes on a lot of cool stuff, is in a lot of cool stuff. That's awesome. But I'm like, not really deep in it with her, but because I want to be friends with people who are more famous than me. I went, I'm such a fan of your work. And she was like, thank you so much. Yeah, you already know where this is going. She's like, thank you so much. And we were chatting, whatever, you know, the conversation was, was flowing fine. And then I was like, oh, you know what? Just recently I met with and I named a director and she was like, oh, I don't know that person. And I was like, oh, really? I think she directed. And then I named the wrong movie, a project with a different brown comedian in it.

[Jameela Jamil]

I've been there, friend.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And she, wait, have you been the person receiving or the person saying.

[Jameela Jamil]

I've been the person saying about another Indian. It was literally. So there's two really big journalists who are Indian in England and one of them is Krishna Grimathy and the other one is. Was Martin Bashir, the guy that did that, like, horrific Princess Diana interview. Yes. And I went on Krishna Guru Murthy's interview show. I'd never been on a podcast before. This was like 2018. I was like, really, you know, new to everything. And I walked in and I was like, hi, nice to meet you. And I was really, really nervous and really, really anxious. And I've been away, you know, for a long time. And he was like, I'm such a big fan. And I was like, oh, my God, thank you so much.

[Livy Dunn]

Me too.

[Jameela Jamil]

I was like, princess Diana? And he went, yes, I'm sure Martin Bashir would love that compliment. And I didn't even like that fucking panorama. I was so offended by it. It was the worst interview ever.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And then he, like, you're just digging for something.

[Jameela Jamil]

We had a 1 hour, 40 minute interview after that and he like, it was intense.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's getting his revenge edit.

[Jameela Jamil]

Made it look far less intense than it was.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Sure. Short, short.

[Jameela Jamil]

I love him now.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, but does he love you?

[Jameela Jamil]

I don't think so. Anyway, so. So I've done it to Indians. I'm not going to throw you out. The window. Don't worry.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I said the name of the project, and she went, oh, that's. And just named the other person who I was mixing her up with. And I was like, oh, my fucking God, I'm so sorry. And then I think my brain went into, like, survival mode.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

So right away, trying to save it now, I actually.

[Jameela Jamil]

What year was this?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

A month, two months ago? Six months ago. This is really recent.

[Tone Bell]

This is to this fresh.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

I still got the stitches.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah. My toes are still curling right now telling this story. This is a recent experience.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I think I. To save it. I, like, tried to play it cool, and I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking stupid that you're totally right. So, so, so sorry.

[Tone Bell]

That's what you. That's what you do.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, I'm doing this. Okay. And she was like, as placid about it as you can be.

[Livy Dunn]

Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. I'm sure it's not the first time as well.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I'm sure it's not the first time. I bet it's not the first time

[Jameela Jamil]

she's been confused with this Cece from you girl tonight. Bianca shop for all the time tonight.

[Tone Bell]

This happened earlier tonight, too.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Like, she was like, not me before

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I even opened my mouth. No, no, no. You're thinking of. And then we, like, kept chatting for five minutes, and the conversation moved on, and I then walked away, and I was like, why did I keep fucking talking to her? I bet she didn't want to keep fucking talking to me. Why did I keep the conversation? I should have just been like, I'm so sorry. I'm a dumbass. There's nothing I can do to come back from this. Have a great rest of your night. I will not.

[Jameela Jamil]

I think that would make that weirder and worse. I really wouldn't like that.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Okay.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, I think it's really important that you just keep going and say sorry and then move on. It's a fucking honest mistake. It's not the end of the world. Like, it's not, like, the same as being, like, a fucking actual white supremacist. Like, you just got someone mixed up. I get people mixed up all the time.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yes. Okay.

[Tone Bell]

I think it's way worse taking a shit on set.

[Jameela Jamil]

But you know what I will say is that coming on a show with an Indian and a black person and telling that story is a wrong turn, but it will start.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I'm here being like, am I okay, Tell me. I'M one of the good ones. Tell me I'm still okay.

[Jameela Jamil]

Tell me, please.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I need you to make me feel better about myself.

[Tone Bell]

Do I eat those moments? It's like, I, I. I don't know what it is. Maybe I just like being embarrassed, but, like, if. Because I. I think we've all done that.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah.

[Livy Dunn]

100.

[Tone Bell]

And I. I've done it. And I go, man, you right. That wasn't you at all.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

[Tone Bell]

Can I ask. Can I look it up real quick, which. Because I know you from something. Stay here, and I'll just. I'll lean in heavy to go. I'm gonna keep digging this hole.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tone Bell]

But that's why I'm gonna keep talking to you. Because now we got something.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

It wasn't what I thought it was, but we got something.

[Jameela Jamil]

I tell them that I have CTE in my brain all the years of football. Yeah. And that's true. But I'm like. I was like, I've had six concussions. I was like, I don't even know who I am. So that's how I.

[Tone Bell]

What's my ID say?

[Jameela Jamil]

That of it? Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I felt so fucking dumb.

[Jameela Jamil]

There's also that fear of, like, now all the next people that this woman talks to, she'll be like, have you seen that? Fucking Americans.

[Livy Dunn]

Yes.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And she is an American. That is part of it. So she knows a lot of. It's like, it's not really insulated. Like, she happened to be over.

[Tone Bell]

Are you drinking or. And, or high Drinking.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yes.

[Tone Bell]

Okay.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yes. And I journal, like, compulsively to get myself. Like, anytime there's something bad in my head, I'm like, my bloodletting is just, like, stream of conscious journaling.

[Jameela Jamil]

That's pretty good for you.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And so I went to the bathroom and I started journaling. And in that, I was like, look, the closest comp that I have to this is my birthmark is when somebody says something psycho to me about my birthmark. And I am so inured to it. Like, I'm so calloused, you know? Like, it's like, it doesn't bother me.

[Tone Bell]

Yes, this is gonna happen.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

It's gonna happen. But when somebody says something psycho to me, I am like, great, we're never gonna be friends. That, like, you, you have written yourself off permanently. If you say a real, like, nut job thing to me, I'm not ever gonna be mean to you. I'm not like, we'll chat. That's fine. But it is like, you are forever the person who said that whack thing to me. And so I'm like, I just have to know. Yeah, I'll never forget them. So I just have. I am forever the person who mixed her up. Oh. Then at the party, we're in a pub in London. The guy whose birthday it was had a room like that, had the basement specifically rented for his birthday party. And I kept leaving my phone on the table as a. Literally, as a. Like, it's sort of nice to just, like, feel safe in.

[Jameela Jamil]

No, I can't.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And then I. It was sitting. I kept checking it on the table. Look, this is. This is how, you know, I'm really a white liberal. This is how, you know, I was out at the market because I'm like, I just love to trust in the universe. And then two hours later, my fucking phone is stolen. And so I now have humiliated myself in front of one of the famous comedians friends. And then my boyfriend and I are at the end of the night looking for the phone and famous comedian whose birthday it is, whose 40th birthday it was. It was big birthday. Not. Not just a normal birthday.

[Tone Bell]

Not 37.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

And he. Not 37, not 38. He was. And he was like, do you need help looking for something? And I was like, no, I think. I think I got my phone stolen. He's helping me look.

[Tone Bell]

You know who stole your phone?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

She took your phone.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah. And honestly, rightly so.

[Jameela Jamil]

Indians do that.

[Tone Bell]

Learned a lesson, right?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah. Yeah. For the record, she did not take my phone. A thief took my phone. A man.

[Jameela Jamil]

It was definitely a white person who took my phone. Yeah, I.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

A white person who I would mix up with any other white person. A white person who. I do not know who he is.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, I can feel that. I feel that humiliation. It's.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I actually love hearing that other YouTube be like, oh, yeah, we've done. We've done that. Definitely.

[Jameela Jamil]

There was a tour bus that went by my house when I was living up on Mulholland a few years ago, and they saw me from the window and they were like, oh, my God, everyone, look, it's Priyanka Chopra. And is that Nick? And it's just my bald white friend who looks nothing like Nick Jonas, and I look nothing like Priyanka Chopra. I was like, let's simulate sex. Let's just do something mental. But, yeah, so I get Priyanka all the time and CeCe from New Girl all the time. And I'm thrilled for it because they're hot.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Yeah, they're both Beautiful.

[Jameela Jamil]

Who do people confuse you with anyone?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

They always mix me up for the girl with the birthmark on the other side of her face is. Oh.

[Jameela Jamil]

Oh.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Your left side.

[Jameela Jamil]

Your left side. Okay. You've both been an absolute dream. Such sweethearts. Such silly stories. Before you go, we love to get listener stories. This is Misery Loves Company. And they've chosen not to include their name, which doesn't often happen, which means it's going to be quite bad, I think he said. I had a work trip and we had a huge Hawaiian party. A co worker and I snuck outside to have sex behind a building. It was the heat of the moment, and I thought it was a great idea to fling my bikini bottom like a slingshot. But when we finished, it was dark and I couldn't find them. So I walked back to my room with my arse and more showing, only to realize I didn't have the room key and had to sleep on a cardboard box.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

What?

[Jameela Jamil]

Outside my door? Until my roommate came back. And I learned that there is rarely an upside to drinking your body weight in sangria. So just lying there on a cardboard.

[Tone Bell]

Pussy out and a little lips out, labia free.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah. In the wind.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I think the drunkest part of that decision was not to have sex and was not to throw the bikini bottom. The drunkest part of that decision was to lay down on a cardboard box.

[Tone Bell]

Where'd you fall?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Hide a little bit in the dark.

[Tone Bell]

Where are you staying? Where cardboard is laying around.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Is this in a hotel hallway?

[Tone Bell]

There's gotta be a cardboard closet. There's gotta be a day's in. There's gotta be out there outside doors. There's gotta be a dumbbell.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I'm so doubt.

[Jameela Jamil]

But also, how big is the cardboard box?

[Tone Bell]

Why didn't you take the box, wrap it around? You go to the front desk? This place has no front desk.

[Jameela Jamil]

Clearly not. I mean, I've stayed in places that don't, so it's like you just have a key card and you go in.

[Tone Bell]

I don't think you've ever stayed at a place without a front desk.

[Jameela Jamil]

I just literally recently did.

[Tone Bell]

Who doesn't have a front desk?

[Jameela Jamil]

But, like a residence instead of a. Like, you know, like an apartment.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You know how in the way that rich people and poor people kind of do the same things? Like, the circle closes.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah.

[Tone Bell]

Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

You know, it's like. It's like both of them have hyphenated last names.

[Tone Bell]

I still eat baloney. You're.

[Jameela Jamil]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

There are very shitty hotels that have no dozen and they're very nice hotels.

[Jameela Jamil]

Yeah, yeah. I do indie movies.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Do you?

[Jameela Jamil]

And on that note, thanks for coming, guys. Will you tell everyone where they can find you and what you want them to watch and listen to? Ton. Should we start with you?

[Tone Bell]

Yeah. T O N E B E L L Just Tonebell. All my socials are that, plus my website, all my tour dates and things that are coming out. And I have a new show, a new podcast with my mom.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Adorable.

[Tone Bell]

She's retired now, so I want to figure out a way for us to hang out more. And my mom's just very funny. So it comes out in August. Iheartradio. It's called Valentone's Day.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Wow.

[Livy Dunn]

Love. Yeah.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Ms. Bell. What's her name?

[Tone Bell]

Val. Yeah.

[Jameela Jamil]

And what about you, you little racist?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

If you want to hear a little bit more bigotry from me.

[Tone Bell]

How much time do we have?

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Oh, I got some stereotypes for you. I'm ChloeBadcliffe on all socials.

[Jameela Jamil]

Great.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

I'm touring. I'm doing my solo show. Boy, oh boy. If anybody still likes me, this next sentence is gonna put the final nail in the coffin. I'm doing my solo show about cool.

[Jameela Jamil]

They all look the same

[Chloe Radcliffe]

and it's good, it's revered. No, I have a solo show about how I have cheated in all of my relationships.

[Jameela Jamil]

People love that shit.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

People love it.

[Jameela Jamil]

They love that shit.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

This show does not condone cheating. I think cheating is always bad. I think it always hurts somebody, but it happens all the time. Anyway, I'm doing that in August in New York at Joe's Pub.

[Jameela Jamil]

Amazing. Yes. Great. Well, congrats guys and thank you so much for coming in and sharing so much. Wrong Turns was created and produced by me, Jameela Jamil and Stuart Bailey. And thank you to consulting producer Colin and Anderson. You can email us a voice memo of your own wrong turns. All you have to do is email personal disaster storiesmail.com you can find full length videos of our episodes on YouTube. And don't forget to subscribe, like review wherever you get your podcasts and tell your friends about us. And if you are also enjoying me as a person, I have a substack. It's called a low desire to please. That's a enough of me. I'm gonna off now.

[Chloe Radcliffe]

Bye.

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