Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil - Episode Featuring Jordan Firstman and Megan Gailey

Release Date: June 5, 2025

Introduction

In this episode of Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil, host Jordan Firstman teams up with comedian and podcaster Megan Gailey to delve into a series of hilariously mortifying and embarrassing stories. True to the podcast’s core premise, there are no morals or silver linings—just a candid exploration of life’s most cringe-worthy moments. Listeners are treated to unfiltered conversations that underscore the shared human experience of making questionable decisions.

Meet the Guests

Megan Gailey: An actress, comedian, podcaster, and writer known for her work on shows like Pause with Sam J. and The Roast of Tom Brady. She co-hosts the sports-centric podcast Sports Bitches alongside Sarah Tiana and Rachel Bonetta.

Jordan Firstman: The co-host who brings his own brand of humor and vulnerability, sharing personal anecdotes that resonate with anyone who has faced life’s less glamorous moments.

Embarrassing Childhood Experiences

Megan kicks off the conversation by reminiscing about early childhood embarrassments. She reflects on the moment she realized her sexual orientation, sharing how this realization was intertwined with her experiences at a young age.

“Maybe I was 12 when this happened because it was when I started looking at porn.” (14:29)

Jordan relates by sharing his own childhood memories, including the awkwardness of collecting and watching pornographic material during the early days of the internet.

“When I was 10, I was watching the previews that would come on at 10 pm and then at midnight.” (15:00)

Public Embarrassments and Body Image

The discussion takes a humorous yet candid turn as both Jordan and Megan share stories about pooping their pants in public. Megan recounts a particularly embarrassing incident at a stage play where she couldn't make it to the restroom in time.

“I pooped my pants while I was waiting. I tried to remedy it, you know, clean it up.” (22:34)

Jordan shares an especially graphic story about having an accident on Santa Monica Boulevard, detailing his frantic attempts to hide the evidence from unsuspecting passersby.

“I have never felt clean ever again.” (32:10)

These stories highlight the universal nature of embarrassing bodily functions, turning personal shame into shared laughter.

Handling Public Disasters with Humor

Both guests discuss coping mechanisms for dealing with public embarrassments. Megan explains how pregnancy exacerbates her issues, leading to multiple incidents:

“I have nothing with me. If I poop my pants here, then I just have to go outside and pretend I'm an unhoused pregnant woman in Austin.” (27:57)

Jordan reflects on how these experiences have shaped his ability to handle similar situations with humor and resilience.

“But generally, no. I've had quite a rigid and safe asshole most of my life.” (33:02)

Their ability to laugh at their own misfortunes serves as a therapeutic tool, reinforcing the podcast's theme of communal suffering and amusement.

Societal Reflections and Personal Growth

The conversation shifts to broader societal observations, such as the trend of people inserting objects into their bodies, and the potential psychological reasons behind these actions.

Jordan introduces a news story about the rise in people sticking objects up their rectums, leading to significant healthcare costs in the UK.

“People are down and out these days.” (36:56)

The guests humorously speculate on how societal changes and technological advancements, like AI taking over jobs, might contribute to such behaviors.

“That's what's gonna keep happening if AI keeps taking our jobs, because we don't know what to do with our time.” (37:08)

Promoting Upcoming Projects

As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, both Megan and Jordan take a moment to promote their upcoming projects.

Megan Gailey promotes her podcast Sports Bitches, emphasizing that athletes, much like everyone else, have their own embarrassing moments.

“Athletes are just like us. They poop their pants sometimes, too.” (39:26)

Jordan Firstman shares details about his comedy music album, Secrets, highlighting how each track is inspired by real, often taboo, personal experiences.

“I have a song called 'I Want to See My Friends Dicks,'” (41:14)

Final Thoughts and Takeaways

The episode wraps up with Jordan and Megan reflecting on the therapeutic power of sharing embarrassing stories. By openly discussing their wrong turns, they foster a sense of solidarity and humor that listeners can relate to and find comfort in.

“This was a miserable and hilarious episode.” (35:04)

The candid and humorous exchange underscores the podcast’s mission: to revel in each other’s misfortunes and remind everyone that they're not alone in their life’s disasters.

Notable Quotes

• “Sometimes, like, if I want just a blowjob and I want a good blowjob, usually the ones who give those types and will do it just like that aren't on the more attractive side.” — Guest Speaker (08:22)

• “Pooping my pants while I was waiting. I tried to remedy it, you know, clean it up.” — Megan Gailey (22:34)

• “I have never felt clean ever again.” — Jordan Firstman (32:10)

• “That's what's gonna keep happening if AI keeps taking our jobs, because we don't know what to do with our time.” — Jordan Firstman (37:08)

• “This was a miserable and hilarious episode.” — Jordan Firstman (35:04)

Conclusion

This episode of Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil epitomizes the podcast’s essence—embracing the awkward, the embarrassing, and the downright disastrous moments of life. Through Jordan Firstman and Megan Gailey’s unfiltered storytelling and humor, listeners are reminded that everyone has their own series of wrong turns, and sometimes, laughing about them is the best way to cope.

Disclaimer: The stories shared in this episode are personal anecdotes intended for comedic and relatable purposes. Listener discretion is advised due to explicit language and graphic content.