You Betcha Radio – Episode: "16 Things Myles Absolutely Hates 🎙 #332"
Release Date: June 25, 2025
Welcome to another laughter-filled episode of You Betcha Radio, the quintessential "Midwest" podcast hosted by Myles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared. In this episode, titled "16 Things Myles Absolutely Hates 🎙 #332," the gang dives deep into a variety of topics ranging from workplace antics and quirky character updates to a nostalgic segment revisiting Myles' list of pet peeves. Here's a comprehensive breakdown of the episode's key moments and discussions.
Health Hiccups and Team Dynamics (00:00 – 02:31)
The episode kicks off with the team addressing recent health issues, particularly Jared's absence due to illness. Miles humorously remarks:
Miles (00:31): "Throw ups. In two weeks, you guys are next."
The camaraderie shines as they jest about "puking trophies" and share light-hearted banter about handling sickness within the group.
Donuts and Construction Site Shenanigans (02:31 – 08:05)
Myles recounts his recent visit to his father's construction site, where he attempted to boost morale with an assortment of donuts. The story unfolds with him navigating construction jargon and receiving playful ribbing from the crew:
Miles (03:36): "Recognized it immediately. And then if you want to call me a Jedi Master, concrete guy..."
The conversation highlights the challenges of reconnecting with an old crew, coupled with humorous takes on construction work ethics and staffing woes.
Dave the Nudist: A Character Update (08:05 – 15:07)
The team shifts focus to update listeners on Dave, a recurring character known for his nudist lifestyle. Miles shares amusing anecdotes about Dave's antics, including setting traps and sending unconventional videos:
Miles (08:29): "Dave sets traps buck naked on this podcast or was that on Patreon?"
They delve into Dave's mundane yet bizarre activities, painting a vivid picture of his unique lifestyle choices and their impact on those around him.
Segment: 16 Things Myles Absolutely Hates (36:52 – 62:36)
In a nostalgic and entertaining segment, Jared presents a curated list of "16 Things Myles Absolutely Hates" compiled from previous episodes. The discussion ranges from TV show intros to everyday annoyances, each item sparking relatable and humorous conversations.
Highlights Include:
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The Sopranos Intro (37:23 – 38:11)
- Miles (37:29): "There's no oomph to it. I don't know. There's just nothing that gets me hard."
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First Looks at Weddings (44:28 – 47:18)
- Miles expresses discomfort with staged "first look" moments, preferring genuine emotions over scripted interactions.
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Hump Day Ads (47:40 – 48:43)
- Miles (48:00): "We can bring it back for you. Big win for the boys."
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Nissan Cubes with Curved Rear Glass (48:51 – 49:00)
- Critique of unnecessary design choices that detract from the vehicle's aesthetic.
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Corn Mazes: Haunted vs. Not (49:28 – 51:09)
- Miles (50:10): "What's the fun in that?"
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Taking the Stairs at Hotels (52:26 – 53:43)
- Miles (52:29): "I'll live in a cardboard box if I ever live in an apartment without an elevator."
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Buying Presents (60:18 – 61:57)
- Miles shares his ambivalence towards the tradition of gift-giving, emphasizing personal struggles with selecting presents.
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Face Paint and Body Art (53:50 – 56:22)
- Disdain for adults using face paint outside of specific contexts like hunting or theater, though with an exception for athletic purposes.
Each topic is explored with the group's signature humor, providing listeners with both laughs and moments of reflection.
Wiffle Ball World Series Plans (22:34 – 33:18)
The conversation shifts to the upcoming Wiffle Ball World Series, detailing plans, challenges, and team dynamics. The team discusses scheduling conflicts, role assignments, and strategies for the tournament:
Miles (22:26): "It's legit. They got like a whole setup and a scoreboard and they do, like a national anthem."
Despite some logistical hurdles, including Ryan's prior commitments to a concert, the group's enthusiasm for participating remains evident.
Prize Picks and Betting Wins (16:43 – 18:36)
Injecting an element of sports betting humor, the team shares their recent successes with Prize Picks:
Tyler (16:15): "We have five out of six. The only reason why we didn't go six out of six is because Halliburton got hurt."
Their light-hearted competition and camaraderie shine as they boast about individual winnings, fostering a playful vibe.
Closing Conversations and Future Segments (78:33 – 82:00)
As the episode nears its end, the team entertains hypothetical scenarios, such as Jared's query about handling a work trip to Mexico. The playful banter continues with jokes about marrying and "killing" each other, encapsulating the group's dynamic rapport.
Towards the end, Jared shares an intriguing fun fact about the earliest vending machines:
Jared (68:05): "The earliest known reference to a vending machine is in the work of Hero of Alexandria..."
This segment adds an educational twist to the episode, blending seamlessly with the ongoing humor.
Audience Engagement and Patreon Promotion
Throughout the episode, the hosts encourage listeners to engage with their content through Patreon, offering exclusive episodes and behind-the-scenes material:
Miles (21:35): "If anyone's looking for a job in the Fargo Moorhead area doing some concrete, let me know."
This call-to-action fosters a sense of community and invites deeper connection with the audience.
Notable Quotes
- Miles (03:16): "But I just want you guys to know that I still got it."
- Tyler (37:44): "I don't mind the first look when it's actually the bride there."
- Jared (58:10): "They can't do anything right."
Conclusion
"16 Things Myles Absolutely Hates 🎙 #332" delivers a compelling mix of humor, personal stories, and engaging discussions. From workplace tales and character updates to a nostalgic look at Myles' pet peeves, the episode encapsulates the essence of Midwest camaraderie and relatable humor. Whether you're a longtime listener or a newcomer, this episode offers plenty to laugh about and enjoy.
Tune in every Wednesday for more episodes filled with man culture, nostalgia, and the unique charm that only You Betcha Radio can provide. Cheers!