B (1:30)

Yeah, I mean, I totally get it. What about you, Jared? Do you think you get it?

A (1:34)

I totally get it.

B (1:35)

I totally get it.

A (1:37)

She's a natural.

B (1:40)

And you know, you, you're a big natural guy naturally. Yeah. So, I mean, I mean, it's kind of like a proven fact about life is just that nothing changes until one guy's horny enough.

C (1:58)

Yeah. You know, it's like the Same thing with YouTube is that the creators of YouTube got together to create a video hosting website because they couldn't find footage of Janet Jackson's nip slip during the super bowl half.

B (2:09)

Is that real?

A (2:10)

Yeah.

B (2:10)

Okay, yeah, that makes total sense.

A (2:13)

Is that your fun fact?

C (2:14)

That could. That could be a fun fact. Yeah.

B (2:17)

No, because that's what we call in the industry a piggyback fact.

C (2:22)

Or that's not my fun fact.

B (2:25)

Now big huge ups to Jared for being able to spur a piggyback fact off of his initial.

C (2:32)

No big ups for me for having.

B (2:34)

A piggyback is original facts much stronger.

C (2:38)

No big ups for me for having that in the back of my brain. Ready to go. Oh, my gosh. I haven't.

B (2:42)

So the guys at Google just said, like, I gotta get my guys be able to get free access to these boobs.

A (2:50)

That's what it sounds like. Yeah.

C (2:54)

All right, that's good fact Number one. All right, Milwaukee theme here. The Milwaukee Bucks are the only team in NBA history to have a decibel beater.

B (3:05)

No.

C (3:06)

To have three different MVPs on their team at the exact same time. It never happened with Golden State. It never happened with the Lakers. The only team to have three different team MVPs on their roster within one year. Jared.

A (3:19)

Was it Oscar Robertson, Lou Alcinder and Bill Walton.

C (3:25)

Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

A (3:26)

Yep.

C (3:27)

Oscar Robertson. And the third one is. Might be Lou Alcindor. Yeah.

A (3:33)

Lu Al Cinder is Kareem Abdul Jabbar or.

C (3:36)

Sorry, sorry, sir. Hold on.

B (3:39)

That's a huge kid.

A (3:41)

I'm pretty sure Jared is right.

B (3:44)

He's fumbling.

C (3:46)

Bob Dandridge.

A (3:47)

I would never have gotten that.

B (3:48)

Did you have to look that up?

C (3:50)

Jared had to look.

B (4:00)

All right, so, you know, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a mid fact. Each round. I'll grade a little bit, give you a little insight to where I'm thinking so that if you do need to adjust, course you can. Okay, I'll be honest. Jared's fact was solely about boobs.

C (4:18)

Here we go.

B (4:19)

To go from. From Jennifer Lopez's boobs to Oscar Robinson's. Just Robertson. Oscar Robertson is. It's a tough jump for me, so I just want to throw that out there. So knowing that you're going to go first in the next round, Jake.

C (4:40)

Okay. All right, so I'm going to pivot to a boob fact.

B (4:44)

I did not say that. I did not say that. I just want you to know that, you know, the ping pong matters. Bing bonk matters. The.

C (4:55)

The bing bonk matters. Okay, here's another fun fact. Another Milwaukee esque fact.

A (5:03)

You've done this last time and it didn't work.

C (5:05)

No, I know, but I'm going to do it again. I don't know if you could tell or not, but I do a lot of thinking about the fact. I put a lot of effort into this fact.

B (5:18)

Why can't you ever just take something serious? What are you trying to mask by being like, oh, I'm the, like, fly by the seat of my pants guy? You know? Why can't you just be a guy with a plan once in a while, Jake?

C (5:45)

Okay?

B (5:46)

You just go balls deep into something.

C (5:50)

I am. I'm doing themed answers. That is ball deep. It's not just a random fun fact. I'm doing themed answers.

B (5:57)

I mean, I basically gave him the answers to the test just now.

A (6:01)

He wants boobs.

B (6:03)

I didn't say that. I just. When you when you compare and contrast between those two facts, I'm just. I. I don't even remember what Kareem Abdul Jabbar's other name is.

C (6:17)

Lou Alcindor. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, my other fun fact is that Milwaukee is the only major US City where three different cities have been named the county seat within it. It was Milwaukee, then Wauwatosa, and then they fought over it, and now moved back to downtown Milwaukee in 1895, where it still is today. So it lost, regained, and then permanently rewun its own county seat.

B (6:50)

Feels a little similar to the other. The fact about the, like, three towns fighting over each other still out there.

C (6:59)

Sl your ring, Miles.

B (7:02)

That's cuz. Looking at this photo of J. Lop.

C (7:05)

Jared, that's so cheap that you keep that photo up over there next to Miles.

A (7:10)

It's down now.

C (7:11)

It's so cheap.

A (7:12)

The tiny pocket in jeans was designed to store pocket watches.

B (7:19)

Let's go. Because one, I've always wondered what that was for. And two, I have a pocket watch. Jake. No, no. This is where you schmooze me over a little bit here. Talking about your. Your endeavor with pocket watch.

C (7:35)

That is true.

B (7:36)

I gotta.

C (7:37)

I did.

A (7:37)

I did just your podcast for everybody else.

C (7:40)

Yeah, I did just sell a pocket watch a little bit. All right, Jake, now it's your turn.

A (7:48)

To speak about pocket watches.

C (7:50)

Yeah, Jake, you've been creaming your khakis.

B (7:53)

Over these pocket watches.

A (7:54)

That's true.

B (7:55)

Your time to jump in.

C (7:56)

I did just sell two very nice pocket watches that my girlfriend was getting rid of a bunch of stuff like in her basement.

B (8:03)

What years were they made?

C (8:05)

The one was from the 1940s that wasn't crazy expensive, but like just under 100 bucks. It had like a really cool engraving of a train on it. And then the other one was made in like 1892 or something like that. 14 karat gold. Everything was machined, but like the. The movement in the back was awesome. All of the, like, all of the gears and stuff like that had like, not knurling, but, you know, like, it's got little, like metal cuts from being machined on it on the inside. So I had like, sweet little circular things. Sold that one for $700. Oh, wow. 14 karat gold. Oh, damn.

B (8:44)

Who would spend $700 or more on a pocket watch that is steep or more or.

C (8:52)

Yeah, there's more, Miles. You know, people who spent more than.

B (8:58)

Who would spend that much money or a lot more than that on a pocket watch that they use once.

A (9:08)

Gotcha. Is it my turn?

C (9:13)

Yeah.

B (9:14)

Well, no, because Jake just did another piggyback.

A (9:16)

Okay, I'm confused.

C (9:17)

It's Jared's turn. So it's. I didn't. That wasn't a fun fact. That was just me telling a story about me selling a pocket watch.

A (9:23)

Okay, I've lost track. Who's up?

C (9:25)

You're up, Jared.

B (9:26)

Okay, wait, so. Yes. No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been ping ponging.

A (9:32)

So I'm up.

B (9:32)

Yeah.

A (9:32)

Okay. The longest time someone has spent holding their breath underwater is 24 minutes and 37 seconds.

B (9:44)

I. I kind of knew that a little bit. I thought. Was it. Was it David Blaine? You gotta foresee that, Jared.

A (9:51)

Oh, no, that was my bad.

B (9:54)

I mean, it is. I just don't. Because everyone in their life has at some point been like, all right, I'm gonna see how long I can hold my breath underwater. And you start a timer. You go underneath water. You are down there for, you know what you. What's 20, 22 minutes? Then you come back up and it's been 14 seconds. I can't imagine what that feels like. To actually be under there for 24 minutes.

A (10:20)

Yeah, it's a whole episode of the Office and then some.

B (10:23)

Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Whereas 45 seconds underneath water feels like you're gonna die and it's eternity.

A (10:31)

Right. I could never do that.

C (10:34)

Yeah.

A (10:34)

How long can you hold your breath, Jake?

C (10:36)

The longest I ever held my breath was like three minutes.

B (10:42)

That was like, how hard do you have to train? Like, do you work on, like, I.

C (10:48)

Wasn'T, like, doing breath training. I wasn't like, trying to train myself to holding.

B (10:54)

Yeah.

C (10:54)

I wasn't Wim hoffing. I was just, like, in good shape and swimming a lot at that time. So I was just easy to hold my breath for. Like, it just kind of happens.

B (11:03)

Lung capacity.

C (11:04)

Yeah, lung capacity was really great. I wasn't training to do three minutes. I was just like, one day I was like, I should see how long I hold my breath. And I just sat there and held.

B (11:12)

My breath still so long.

C (11:13)

3. Yeah, three minutes of the long.

A (11:15)

So if like, high school parties got broken into by the cops, you just jump in the pool and hold your breath till they left.

C (11:20)

Yes. At the bottom of the pool.

A (11:21)

Yeah.

C (11:21)

If I need somebody, give me a big long straw, please. It's been longer than three minutes.

B (11:25)

Well, then that's not holding your breath.

A (11:30)

Cops are here. You just jump in the pool. They're just.

C (11:33)

They're just all standing around the outside like, all right, get the out.

A (11:36)

Swim away from them, get their watches out.

B (11:40)

It's been longer than three minutes.

C (11:41)

This shit's pretty impressive, actually.

B (11:43)

They're just grabbing that, like, stick with the loop on the end, trying to.

C (11:47)

Got me by the back of the trunks.

A (11:51)

They pull your trucks down, your dicks out.

C (11:56)

Because it's really cold in this pool.

A (11:58)

I swear.

C (11:59)

I swear it's really cold in here.

B (12:06)

All right, Final fact of the fact.

C (12:08)

Final fact of the fact, off. Miles. I know you love Ford trucks, so from the 1960s to the 1980.

B (12:15)

What?

C (12:16)

Miles loves his F150. He does. He's a Ford guy through and through. From the 1960s to the 1980s, the White House used, rather than large backup generators, just a bunch of modified F150s where the engines would power these generators, and they put, like, radio racks and stuff like that in the back of these trucks so that they could have, like, mobile radio communications and then use the trucks to power the White House.

B (12:40)

That's kind of fucking sick. Why don't you lead with that fact?

A (12:45)

How's that Milwaukee themed.

B (12:47)

There's not.

C (12:47)

And I just went. Milwaukee theme of my first two. Hey, Jared, learn how to pivot.

B (12:51)

Learn how to figure it out. Okay.

C (12:52)

Learn how to pivot.

A (12:53)

I didn't pivot. That's true.

B (12:55)

All right. It's a good fact, Jake. I didn't know that. So. All right.

C (13:03)

My anal.

B (13:03)

My. I'm going to analyze it. I mean, Jared started off with an absolute bazooka. I would have to say that. That basically, I think Jared wins 2 to 1. I think Jared or Jake beat you on the last fact for sure. But your first two were so strong. And plus, both were piggybacks. They had a, you know, piggyback on it.

C (13:28)

So just wild that I'm not getting pro that I'm not getting extra points for having a piggyback fact.

B (13:34)

I mean, then you just. Just shut up and don't. And don't add extra facts to Jared's because you're helping.

A (13:45)

This is a podcast. Just shut up.

B (13:48)

I know.

A (13:48)

Yeah.

C (13:49)

All right, Miles, you just tell me when to do the fact. I'll shut up for the rest of the time.