Tyler (1:21)

Yeah.

Miles (1:21)

I think you got to get like Alexis or Alexa liquored up and like they were charger into like a bigger, like, outlet.

Tyler (1:27)

Yeah. Use your MacBook charger for Alexa. Just get her. Get tweaking.

Ryan (1:31)

Sure. Yeah, I could maybe do that.

Miles (1:34)

Got prime the pump a little.

Ryan (1:35)

I was kind of disappointed with some of the. She wouldn't answer and she also wouldn't tell me why her voice changed.

Miles (1:40)

That's weird.

Tyler (1:41)

She's sick.

Ryan (1:42)

Yeah. It's like she didn't even know. Oh, she. She kept saying like, I'm some sort of like, computer whatever. I'm like, I. Okay, I don't care. Why did your voice change?

Tyler (1:52)

Ask her if she has a tickle in her voice box.

Miles (1:55)

Yeah, it's got a bug.

Tyler (1:56)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ryan (1:58)

Not enough people are not enough lonely people. Not that I'm lonely, but I was at home just by myself, making supper, waiting for family to get home.

Tyler (2:04)

Wait for the.

Ryan (2:05)

I think I Start talking to Alexa.

Tyler (2:06)

When does the roast air? That air today. Okay, cool. I'll just.

Miles (2:10)

It's out.

Tyler (2:10)

Yeah, we've been pre recording episodes since Miles on vacation. I didn't want.

Miles (2:14)

No, we're good.

Tyler (2:15)

To monitor our timeline to be right.

Ryan (2:16)

Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good.

Miles (2:18)

So. So with your Alexa, like, I think she just. She. I think she's tired to be treated like a grocery list and you need to ask her how she's feeling.

Tyler (2:27)

Honestly? Yeah.

Miles (2:28)

She feels like a piece of meat on your list.

Tyler (2:30)

Yeah.

Ryan (2:30)

I mean, that's kind of what she is.

Miles (2:32)

Don't let her hear this. Yeah.

Tyler (2:35)

The only thing that I've seen Alexa be used for in a while. My kids just ask her to fart.

Miles (2:42)

That's good.

Ryan (2:42)

She. And she will. Yeah, well, see, that's like.

Tyler (2:44)

It's a.

Ryan (2:45)

She'll do that, but she won't ask me or she won't answer. Like, you know who's running you? Yeah. Is Bezos name in the Epstein files? I was asking a lot of Epstein file questions too, and she didn't. I don't know.

Miles (2:57)

She.

Ryan (2:58)

She just wouldn't because her. She's in there.

Tyler (3:00)

Yeah.

Miles (3:00)

Alexa's in there.

Ryan (3:01)

Yeah. Alexa read me the redacted part.

Tyler (3:03)

I would actually be blown away if there wasn't a single Amazon Alexa on the island. So she knows she's on the list.

Ryan (3:10)

Oh, for sure. Or buddies Google home. Not. I don't even think Google home. I think Amazon Alexa is more shooting for Jeff Epp.

Tyler (3:17)

Yep.

Ryan (3:19)

Same name. Yeah, just asking her conspiracy questions. Did Epstein kill himself? Stuff like that. And China shoots. Yeah, it's like, do you know anything? Aren't you supposed to know this stuff?

Tyler (3:31)

Ryan's on his Epstein ranch. He's like. So do you still want the cayenne pepper on your list or no?

Ryan (3:37)

Yeah, I told you that the first time. Put on the list. I don't know. I've seen list or when it. When. When she doesn't function correctly. I. I don't know why I get mad at her.

Miles (3:48)

That's going to come back to bite you when the robots take over. Yeah, like I'd be nice.

Ryan (3:52)

Yeah. I mean, but like, are they building these robots to take a 300 short meg round to the dome?

Tyler (4:00)

They might be.

Ryan (4:02)

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Miles (4:04)

Stop saying that, Ryan. They're listening.

Ryan (4:05)

That's fine. They've been listening forever. They got. Yeah. Anyway, you guys want to get into it or you got any. Anyone. Anyone else got any more filler or small talk. They want to.

Miles (4:19)

I'm good.

Tyler (4:20)

Trying to think. I did one more thing that you guys were grown at on vacation, but now I can't remember what it was.

Miles (4:27)

Could go back to you.

Tyler (4:28)

Yeah, yeah. Because I knew you guys would grown at the 5k. Not you, Ryan.

Ryan (4:33)

At the fine kit. 5k.

Tyler (4:34)

Miles would grow at the 5k. But we did one other. Oh, we hijacked a VFW and threw our own karaoke night.

Ryan (4:40)

Nice.

Miles (4:41)

That's, like, your dream.

Tyler (4:42)

See, before you remember. Awesome.

Ryan (4:43)

Before you.

Tyler (4:44)

Awesome.

Ryan (4:44)

Sorry. Before you remembered what it was I was going to say. Well, I was gonna say, like, what a story. I had something about vacation that you guys were gonna groan about, but I forgot. That's great filler, Tyler.

Tyler (4:56)

It is.

Ryan (4:56)

That's step number one to getting good at filler.

Tyler (4:58)

Then I remembered it. So we literally showed up to the vfw. I had my laptop and the proper connections, and we knew they had a speaker, like one of the. That I could connect my laptop to. Bluetooth that also connected to microphones because we went there earlier in the week.

Miles (5:13)

Gotcha.

Tyler (5:14)

So we scouted it out, got it, showed back up on Thursday night. We're like, hey, can we do karaoke? They're like, sure. We don't have a karaoke machine. Like, don't worry about it. Can we do karaoke? They're like, okay, go for it. And by the end of the night, I probably had 15 locals, plus our group of 16 running karaoke just off of YouTube. It was fucking awesome.

Ryan (5:37)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe it was awesome. And teach their own. I'd rather just not go on vacation than do that.

Tyler (5:43)

Fair enough. But, hey, we would have convinced you. We convinced all the locals to come over into our side of the bar, do karaoke again.

Ryan (5:49)

I've never done karoki.

Tyler (5:51)

Not once.

Ryan (5:52)

Not once we get you drunk enough. I'll do. I'll do, like, non microphone Karoki while someone else is doing it. I'll do it in the crowd.

Tyler (6:00)

What's the difference with the mic? Then I could you get up there and you sing. Badoing. Doing, doing. The crowd will go wild.

Ryan (6:06)

Yeah, don't do that again because it will get stuck in my head.

Tyler (6:08)

Too late.

Miles (6:09)

Well, you can say God's coach. You've been sick of that all morning.

Tyler (6:11)

Yeah. No. And you don't have to do it good. You can be a smart ass about it.

Ryan (6:17)

Yeah, but I want to be good. That's how I do stuff. I want to, like, I do stuff until I'm good at.

Tyler (6:21)

Hey, but good karaoke is entertaining. So if being a smart ass is entertaining, then that's good karaoke.

Miles (6:27)

The stage is your canvas.

Ryan (6:28)

Maybe that'll be a New Year's resolution for next year.

Miles (6:30)

Do one karaoke song.

Tyler (6:32)

I like that.

Ryan (6:32)

Just. Yeah, do my. Do karaoke for the first time.