Best Rabbit Holes 🎙 #314

Summary

You Betcha Radio Podcast Summary: Episode #314 - "Best Rabbit Holes 🎙"

Introduction In Episode #314 of "You Betcha Radio," titled "Best Rabbit Holes 🎙," host Miles, alongside Ryan, Tyler, and Jared, delve into a variety of entertaining topics ranging from personal anecdotes and memorable moments to intriguing online rabbit holes. The episode, released on February 19, 2025, maintains the show's signature Midwest charm and humor.

Patrons Choice Awards The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic discussion about the recently opened Patrons Choice Awards (PCAs). Miles encourages listeners to participate in the voting process by visiting patreon.com/youbetyouradio.

• Miles: "Voting won't be tampered with. We're gonna have a third party collect all the votes... So if you'd like to weigh in on the PCAs, you got to go to patreon.com/youbetyouradio." [02:04]

Segment: The Moment The primary segment, "The Moment," invites each host to share a personal story that stands out as a moment of sheer bliss, excitement, or humor.

1. Miles on Meeting Dane Miles recounts his encounter with Dane, a groomsman at a wedding, whose quirky behavior and physical ailment (a swollen ankle) became the highlight of his evening.

   • Miles: "The moment when you have a... it's a moment when you realize that this person should be a character in a TV show." [04:32]
   • Miles: "He was talking about how it's a great league, but there's one guy that we maybe need to kick out... because he's just not active enough." [06:03]

   This story culminates in Dane revealing his vulnerability, showcasing the depth beneath his comical exterior.

   • Miles: "He just goes, my ankle really hurts." [12:26]
   • Ryan: "Just one little quick cry sesh, get it out, and you're good to go." [13:56]

2. Tyler and Ryan on Drunk Conversations Tyler shares his strategy of initiating conversations with intoxicated individuals, ensuring memorable interactions that the other party likely won't recall.

   • Tyler: "The moment for me is when you're talking to someone, you're drinking, and you realize that they are so shit faced... they're not gonna remember." [17:58]
   • Miles: "You can just gaslight them and be like, dude, you were hammered. I did not say that." [18:40]

   The hosts humorously discuss the effectiveness and ethical implications of their tactics.

Segment: Best Rabbit Holes In this segment, the hosts explore various online rabbit holes, sharing their experiences and the fascinating or absurd information they've uncovered.

1. YouTube Comment Sections Miles highlights the chaotic yet entertaining nature of comment sections, using the example of a character named Kevin whose lyrics spark widespread commentary.

   • Miles: "All of them have just three bits that they've all latched onto... 1. Kevin's lyrics are very descriptive. 2. They want him to do a hog reveal. 3. His hand chops during performances." [38:38]
   • Ryan: "Kevin won." [45:46]

2. Docu-Series Deep Dives Tyler discusses his foray into documentary rabbit holes, specifically focusing on "Dope Sick" and the opioid crisis.

   • Tyler: "Everyone needs a little dark humor in their life... trying to crawl out, but I just can't." [46:38]
   • Ryan: "If you're watching every documentary possible, you start becoming a snob." [50:03]

3. Spontaneous Human Combustion Jared introduces a more bizarre rabbit hole topic—spontaneous human combustion—and the theories surrounding its occurrences.

   • Jared: "Reports of autopsies where humans will just start on fire and die for no reason." [53:00]
   • Tyler: "Fat's like a really good conductor… similar to how grease causes flames on a grill." [54:16]

Segment: Tyler’s New House Adventures Tyler takes center stage as he shares his humorous struggles with installing an electric baseboard heater in his new home, unaware of the complexities involved.

• Ryan: "I thought you just plugged a baseboard heater into the wall." [65:03]
• Miles: "He thought maybe I could figure it out, but this is one that I am absolutely going to call a professional on." [66:13]
• Tyler: "Throw a toaster in there, preserve that baby." [73:12]

The group ribs Tyler about his DIY mishaps, emphasizing the importance of professional assistance in home installations.

Fun Facts and Banter Towards the end of the episode, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter and share fun facts, including the shortest commercial flight in the world.

• Jared: "The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts only 57 seconds between West Tra and Papa, Scotland." [75:00]
• Tyler: "It's like MythBusters—someone's gonna have a short connector. Get everyone in the back." [86:06]

Would You Rather: Grizzly vs. Moose Attack In a spirited "Would You Rather" discussion, the hosts debate the merits of being attacked by a grizzly bear versus a moose, each presenting humorous and logical arguments.

• Ryan: "I'm still picking moose because that's the only one I have a chance of surviving." [91:00]
• Miles: "If you want more, you betcha Radio, you gotta check out our Patreon." [93:09]

Conclusion The episode concludes with playful warnings and humorous exchanges about household safety and survival tips, maintaining the show's engaging and comedic tone.

• Miles: "Don't do anything that we just said. By the way, that was a joke as well. Don't do that anymore, Tyler." [77:48]
• Miles: "May your rabbit holes be deep." [87:32]

Notable Quotes:

• Miles: "When these moments happen, you can't think about anything else." [20:19]
• Tyler: "Nobody really wants to talk to the super drunk guy." [18:13]
• Ryan: "Just start with the spaz." [26:28]

Final Thoughts Episode #314 of "You Betcha Radio" offers a blend of personal stories, humorous debates, and intriguing explorations into online phenomena. The hosts' camaraderie and Midwest humor provide a comforting and entertaining listening experience, inviting both regular listeners and newcomers to engage with their relatable content.

Join the Conversation To support the podcast and participate in future Patrons Choice Awards, visit patreon.com/youbetyouradio. Exclusive content and merchandise await dedicated listeners.

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Cheers and thanks for tuning in! May your rabbit holes be ever fascinating.

Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back to you Bet yout Radio podcast. The coldest podcast in all the Midwest. I'm Miles, you bet you guy here with Ryan the T shirt guy, as well as Tyler and Jared. And we're live in the studio. We're back.

[Ryan]

Hello.

[Miles]

Fresh off my trip to Cambodia, Bodhi. Great trip to Cambodia.

[Ryan]

Fresh off the boat from Bodia Bod Jenner.

[Miles]

This is the week.

[Tyler]

It's Brody Jenner. It's a Cambodia joke. You wouldn't know because you've never been like me and Miles.

[Jared]

Where did you go?

[Ryan]

No one. No one knew you until right now.

[Miles]

I didn't know you've been.

[Tyler]

I don't. I don't.

[Miles]

Why didn't you bring that up the first, like, 40 times I talked about Cambodia?

[Tyler]

Well, I just. I. I don't think I needed to tell you guys where I'm going every time I take pto. I was off last Thursday.

[Ryan]

Are you.

[Tyler]

Friday.

[Ryan]

Are you being mean to Miles or. No, I don't need to tell everybody. Every time I go, Are you calling him out?

[Tyler]

No, I mean, what you said. Yeah. Anyway.

[Miles]

Anyways, again, like I said, it's like Ryan has his own sub podcast going on in his own head.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're not wrong.

[Miles]

Welcome to the Ryan cast.

[Jared]

Well, it's good, because if you don't like this podcast, you can just listen.

[Miles]

We should release an alternate version. That's just what Ryan.

[Ryan]

What?

[Miles]

It probably would be like its own podcast.

[Ryan]

What if it's like one of those crazy. Like, when you play the Beatles backwards? It's a message.

[Miles]

Everything he just says answers the thing.

[Tyler]

He said beforehand, and I actually don't even know it. But that's like.

[Ryan]

It's Aliens program.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like. It's. It's on. It's almost telling me, like, everything I've been searching for my whole life.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Could be schizophrenia.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think that's maybe what that's.

[Ryan]

Called all of a sudden. The voice. Ryan's. He's using the same thing, but he's doing voices. We don't notice. It's so subtle.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Anyway, I'm gonna need a patron to cut that up and play it back for us.

[Miles]

That would be nice. Jared's like, God, I really don't want to do that. It'd be nice if they could do it.

[Jared]

Please, somebody help me.

[Miles]

Guys, the Patrons Choice Award voting is now officially open. So basically, there's a week of voting. So if you'd like to weigh in on the PCAs, you got to go to patreon.com. you bet your radio. The link to the voting should be right there. It's up, ready to roll.

[Ryan]

Wrote all my acceptance speeches, did you? Yeah, I kind of just.

[Miles]

All one of them.

[Ryan]

I mean, it could be one. Could be. I think. I think there's nine of them. And again, potentially, like I would be accepting on behalf of CB9.

[Tyler]

Is that how you. Is that how you operated in school? Is you would do shit like a week beforehand sometimes?

[Miles]

Nerd. I haven't wrote a single thing for it yet.

[Tyler]

No, I'll write my. When are we doing them? We're recording there. I'll do them Wednesday.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, Nerd.

[Ryan]

It's good, though.

[Tyler]

You're on top of it, so.

[Miles]

Yeah. And voting won't be tampered with, Jay. We're gonna have a third party collect all the votes, put who the winner was, and we won't. We won't find out until we are live on the podcast. So again, go to Patreon, sign up, you get to vote and you get to listen to the. To the first ever Patrons Choice Awards.

[Tyler]

And we recapped all awards and nominations last in last week's Patreon podcast. Yep.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

Both of them. Yeah, both of them talked about them both.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

All right, so first segment today, boys, is we wrote down. It's just called the moment. It's a very blanketed statement, but everyone knows the moment. The moment when you have a. It's a moment of sheer bliss and excitement and happiness.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Were you saying that response to what I was saying or something else going.

[Tyler]

You said no. Yeah. I was gone.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I'm very excited to hear what his moment is.

[Tyler]

I mean, mine's not crazy. So don't hype it up. Like, you know, it's this whole deal.

[Miles]

You know, I know the way you sounded way you said that it sounded like your moment was going to be sexual.

[Tyler]

Yeah, no.

[Miles]

Which I.

[Tyler]

At all.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I guess you'll find out here in a strictly plat.

[Miles]

Platonic.

[Tyler]

I'm going second, though, because Tyler keeps stealing my.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

He's looking at the drop downs, I'm telling you.

[Miles]

So my. My moment that I'd like to talk about is the moment when you are talking to someone and you realize that this person should be a character and in a TV show.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's like they're not. Like, it's not necessarily. You're realizing that this person is going to be your friend. It's just like this person is someone. I need to hear what they're going to Say correct.

[Miles]

It is like the more I talk to you, the more crazy you're going to do and say. And the funnier this is going to get for me. I am going to put a quarter in you and you are just going to go. And I have entertainment for the entire evening.

[Ryan]

Mm. And it's kind of like. Like the holy grail of a of it is introducing them to another one and just watching it start.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's like they just keep going.

[Miles]

It's like the videos when the people have two phones and they call Domino's and Pizza Hut, have them talk to each other. It's essentially what it is.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I had this moment at the wedding I was at this past weekend.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

The guy's name is Dane. Great name. In the moment that I realized I have to just hang around you the rest of the evening just to find out what you're gonna say next is. He was talking about his friend group's fantasy football team. Our fantasy football league.

[Tyler]

And you were tuning in.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You care to listen to this?

[Miles]

I had a joke queued up to make fun of that. He was talking about fantasy until Dane said this. He was talking about how it's a great league, but there's one guy that we maybe need to kick out of the league. He's like our. Our buddy. I don't remember. We'll just call him Chris. Our buddy Chris. He's in the Special Forces. He got deployed, so he never updates his team. And so we gotta kick him out of the league. I was like, so wait, D, you're telling me that the guy who's defending our country, who's putting his life on the line for this for you and your country, you're saying because he's just not active enough, we. We gotta get him out of the league. He's a hindrance on the. On the standard of the league.

[Tyler]

Yeah. He should just sign him an assistant coach, you know, so when he has to take a week off, Chris is.

[Ryan]

In a foxhole trying not to get spotted by the enemy. And he's got ESPN fantasy notifications.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's like, yeah, trade proposal, deadline. It's like, dude, are you gonna accept this trade or not? Like, we gotta push this through because it's Saturday and I need to see these guys for tomorrow.

[Ryan]

Dude Is just spamming reminders. But like, come on, Chris.

[Miles]

Exactly. And it was like he and these. These people, they're the best. He didn't realize what he was saying was absurd. And that's. So when I And his. His his other buddy that was there with him kind of didn't really think anything of it, too. He was kind of like, oh, yeah. You know? And then once I pointed that out, he realized how absurd that was, that he was saying that getting deployed is grounds for getting kicked out of a fantasy. Crazy thing to say.

[Ryan]

Did Dane. Dane acknowledge that it's crazy?

[Miles]

He kind of. No, he was. He. He didn't backpack.

[Ryan]

He's like, well, don't join the league if you're an active duty. You knew.

[Miles]

You knew ahead of time basically what he said, and I knew. So my ears perked up on Dane. When I first got to this wedding, when I. We. We rolled up to the pool bar and Dane was sitting there with a beer in his hand and his foot up on the table at the bar with ice on his ankle. You know, my antenna, like, went off a little bit. I was like, you know, this guy, he's. I don't know what he is yet, but he is something. I can't believe he is icing his ankle at the bar. I feel like if you gotta ice your ankle, you just shouldn't be drinking alcohol, you know, swelling you up constantly.

[Ryan]

I.

[Miles]

So then I dig a little deeper to find out, well, Dan, why are you. Ice. Ice in your ankle? I find out that Dane. Tib. Fibbed himself outside. No, no, no. This was a few months prior because though he had just recently gotten his cast off. Not supposed to be hammering that ankle at all. But he was out there with. Yeah. Anyways, he had a crutch with him. He looked like. What is it? Tiny Tim? Is the guy the little kid with the crutch and the. In the Scrooge or something like that? You know what I'm talking about? He's tiny. Timing it, but. So he was at a strip club in Canada and the fire alarm went off, and this is like in December or something. So him. His buddies left and it was icy out, and they were obviously, like, shuffled around or whatever, and he slipped and Tib fibbed his ankle outside of a strip club because the fire alarm went off. So that was how we got to that point.

[Tyler]

Gotcha.

[Miles]

So now I'm like, oh, my God, this guy. I can't believe it.

[Ryan]

I have so many questions.

[Tyler]

Is he Canadian?

[Miles]

Oh, no, he wasn't.

[Ryan]

Okay, just get a curbside show if the strippers have to exit the premises.

[Miles]

Yeah, I don't know what's going.

[Ryan]

They gotta go outside in the snow.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Someone's got to be on the clock at that point, you know? You just can't. You can't just shut the show down.

[Ryan]

Like, they're not gonna take time to go get, put their coats on if there's a fire.

[Tyler]

No. God, no. Yeah. Watch out, you know, you don't want to get poked in the eye.

[Jared]

Yeah, that's a problem.

[Miles]

Yes. So anyways, and yeah, he was. He got hurt in Canada, had to go to the hospital and didn't even get the free health care benefit because he's not Canadian. Huge kick to the nuts.

[Tyler]

Guy should. Went to the courthouse, married one of those strippers quick.

[Miles]

He did tell me he's. He's waiting it out. I'm paying the bill. Because he's like, I heard that you just don't have to pay your medical bills.

[Tyler]

I mean, if he never goes to Canada again, I, you know, maybe he'd be fine.

[Miles]

And the icing on the cake, though, is so he's a trooper. Like, he clearly was in pain all week long. Just too much time on his feet. He clearly. He was icing at the bar.

[Ryan]

Was he a groomsman or something?

[Miles]

He was a groomsman, yes. And he wasn't going to miss the wedding, so kudos to him. And this is where he transcends from being the character of TV show to almost a front runner for next year's grittiest moment. He was. I go to the bathroom at the reception, and I walk in and Dan is just in the corner of the bathroom, just sitting there like this. I'm like, dan, what's up? You okay, man? He's like, yeah, no, I'm good. And at first I thought he was just really hammered, you know, it's like, you get hammered, you just can't. You just don't know what. What to do. You can't even find a corner. Yeah. So I would take a piss that I go up to him and he, like, finally, like, looks up at me and he's just crying. And I was like, oh, no, what happened? He just goes, my ankle really hurts. And so there's like an old guy in there. I'm like, do you need us to, like, help you get like, let's get your foot up. Let's rice it. Let's rest, ice, compress and elevate that sucker. And he's like, no, no, I'm good. I'm like, are you sure you're crying? Well, no, he wouldn't seem good. He wouldn't. He wasn't admitting that he's crying.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

He was kind of like, no, I'm good. I'm not. I'm not crying. So then, I mean, this old guy, I'm like. I was like, do you want us to do, like, what they do in the NFL when someone, like, hurts their ankle and, like, put you your arms over our shoulders will help you get back into the reception, get you some ice or something? He's like, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Just leave it. Kind of. Kyle's getting a little upset. Like, just leave me alone. Yeah, let me battle my demons. Amount. So I was like, okay. So I went and told his roommate, like, his roommate at the resort, like, hey, you should check on him. I don't know what's going on. Anyways, then Dane disappears. He's just gone. I thought, you know, clearly he was. Had some drinks and his ankle hurts. He should be in bed.

[Ryan]

He tapped out.

[Miles]

Then the groom disappears. Hour later, both of them show back up. Dane looks like a new man, but he's got his crutch this time. Different pair of shoes, all that. And he comes in. He comes up to me. He's like. I was like, how do. How are you here? Is what I said to him. I'm like, how are you doing this? And he just looks at me. He goes, not gonna lie. I was crying in the bathroom. Like, I didn't know that. And had a great time the rest of the night. And I was like, wow, that's the grittiest performance ever. You, like, should be walking on your ankle, but here you are dancing away on the dance floor with your crutch.

[Ryan]

Just one little quick cry sesh, get it out, and you're good to go.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, sometimes a guy's got. And then he. Yeah, he went into a spiel. Like, you know, like, you know, it's like, it's okay if you're a guy and you want to cry. He's like, it's okay.

[Ryan]

Just justifying it for himself.

[Miles]

But, like, clearly he had so much fomo. He's like, I have to get back. And Dan is good. Good guy.

[Jared]

It's like Byron Leftwich.

[Miles]

I don't know. It. What. What happened?

[Jared]

Getting carried to the.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I thought I was gonna have to do that with Dane, but yeah. Oh, my God, that guy.

[Tyler]

So he had just. He just gotten his cast off, is it. Obviously something was still wrong with it.

[Miles]

Well, yeah. He's got two scars on his ankle. It was swollen the whole time. Like, it. It looked like a balloon on his. So.

[Ryan]

Because if he just got a cast off, he's supposed to have A brace on there or like some sort of walking boot.

[Miles]

And he said that he had a brace but he lost it.

[Tyler]

That would make sense.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

How do you.

[Miles]

He did try to spin zone it, though. He's like, I have been spending a lot of time in the pool, and that's great for rehab. So I basically been rehabbing the whole time I've been here. I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure. Better than said online.

[Tyler]

They had an underwater treadmill, but they were lying.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

But also, I mean, you said his foot was up on the table, so he's clearly elevating when he can.

[Miles]

I know. It was. It's crazy.

[Ryan]

I think he's being really responsible considering he lost race.

[Miles]

Yeah. He gutted it out, man. And so I think one of the best moments is when you realize you met a Dane and you're like, I can't.

[Jared]

Dane.

[Miles]

He's a great Dane.

[Ryan]

Hell, yeah.

[Miles]

I can't wait to see what happens next. And it made. Made the weekend great. So. Thanks, Dan.

[Tyler]

And I think the bet the best thing to come out of those situations too, is that, like, you may never see Dane again.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Which is what made that moment.

[Miles]

I told that. I'm like, where's Dane at? And she's like, I don't know. And she was kind of like, well, you're never gonna see him again. I was like, yeah, you're probably right because we leave tomorrow. I. I'm. I'm never gonna see Dane again. Hour later, he showed back up.

[Ryan]

Well, what do you mean?

[Miles]

Proved and wrong.

[Ryan]

You're gonna be in his fantasy football league because they booted his buddy.

[Miles]

But now I'm like, if I do one week where I forget to do my lineups, I'm on the chopping block.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

He's cutthroat fantasy guy.

[Ryan]

You have way less of an excuse than the other guy. You are not fighting for your life anywhere.

[Miles]

Yeah, I slept in, man. Sorry. Yeah.

[Tyler]

God. Wi Fi went down.

[Miles]

Hungover. Dane's like the guy we kicked out for you was overseas deployed and he updated his fantasy team more than you did. Gone.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's. That is. It's quite a special moment, like I said, because you may never see him again. I think, you know, if. If this was a monthly regular thing.

[Miles]

Yeah. Probably not.

[Tyler]

You wouldn't have felt what you did.

[Miles]

But I felt some because Dan was. It was prime. And also I love that he one up Tyler. He didn't just tib or fib. He tib fibbed.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That ankle. He explained how it did is like he rolled his ankle and then went to go brace himself with the other foot and it slipped out. So all of his weight just stayed on that leg.

[Tyler]

Snapped it was that at the groom's bachelor party?

[Miles]

I don't know. They were saying something about it being a social.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think.

[Miles]

Yeah. They. They call party.

[Tyler]

They call party socials in Canada.

[Miles]

Yeah. So he was at the bachelor social. No, because there was a separate bachelor party. This was the Canadian social.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

He's just not. Yeah, it's the name of the strip club.

[Miles]

So we were at the Canadian social.

[Tyler]

That's actually a great band too.

[Miles]

It is.

[Jared]

Oh, I get it.

[Miles]

Yeah. So anytime you can meet a guy like that, it's like the best moment ever.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Ryan, what about you? What's your best moment?

[Tyler]

I would say the moment for me is when you're talking to someone, you're drinking, you're talking to somebody, and you realize that they are so shit faced, anything that you say to them for the rest of the night, they're not gonna remember.

[Ryan]

So I've seen you do this to people.

[Tyler]

Me and we talked about it. Yeah.

[Miles]

Me and Ryan tag teamed a guy. Every.

[Tyler]

Everything that you have, remember it. Everything you have pen inside of yourself that you just want to, like, want to say to this person, now's the time. Because they're not going to remember anything. They'll probably be getting carried home in the next hour.

[Miles]

And. And even if they do kind of remember, you can just gaslight them and be like, dude, you were hammered. I did not say that.

[Tyler]

What are you talking about? Yeah, so we had that experience out, Fen.

[Ryan]

I've seen you do that two times. Two separate times to the same guy.

[Tyler]

Oh, it's kind of like. It is.

[Miles]

Yeah. Once you do it, once you got a target on your back.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Just, you know, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Tyler]

There's not. There's nothing better. Especially for someone like me. I. I love giving people. And when I can give, when I can give without any repercussions.

[Miles]

Yeah, but you're like, not like, so mean. You aren't. Wow. You are a loser piece of.

[Tyler]

No. Yeah. Definitely not like the guy out Fen was. He was ragging on over unders. So I. I went into a whole thing about how, you know, over under is this. Over under is that. And like, this guy's like, I'll never shoot over under. A bunch of who shoot over under. So we were just laying into him about that.

[Miles]

And then the next layer to it is the next day you wake up and just tell him stuff he said that he did.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Or, or tell him the opposite. Like dude, we got to get an over under in your hand today.

[Miles]

That's what I'm saying.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

He was saying how much he hated over unders and thought people who shoot over unders are so then we told him that all he could talk about last night is how he wants to shoot it over under and he was so confused. It was great.

[Tyler]

Oh, those are some of the best moments.

[Miles]

Just guys busting each other's balls, just tag teaming other guys.

[Tyler]

You know when I get new the.

[Ryan]

Eiffel towered his emotions.

[Tyler]

When I recognize a moment like that I, I can't stop like someone.

[Miles]

When these moments happen, you can't think about anything else. When I was talking to Dane, like Anne could have been like, hey, our child like is at the er. And I'd have been like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Dean's talking right now.

[Tyler]

What do you want me to do right now? We're in Cambodia.

[Ryan]

We're in Arizona one time and you were doing this to a buddy, we'll call him Mike. And there was a girl that Mike was interested in. He didn't talk to her one time and then we weren't with her anymore. And Ryder's like, dude, you were so close. She was really into you.

[Tyler]

Oh yeah.

[Ryan]

They said maybe one word to each other the entire night. But Mike was so up. He thought that he was putting the Mac down for the entire evening. And Ryan's like, yeah, dude, she was really, really feeling it.

[Tyler]

Well, here's the thing too.

[Miles]

He, he so mean.

[Tyler]

Here's where, here's where I find a little seam to just kind of slip in at. Nobody really wants to talk to the super drunk guy.

[Miles]

That is true.

[Tyler]

And so it makes it that much better because if I'm the only one who's talking to him, he's going to want to converse back.

[Miles]

That is true. Plus to everyone else it looks like you're a good, good guy for taking care of the really drunk guy. Like when we were doing that pheasant hunting, my brother was like, we, we told him the next day what we were doing and he's like, yeah, I don't know. I thought it was weird. I was like, wow, Miles and Ryan are really good at talking to really drunk people. No pains. You look like a good, good guy.

[Jared]

That's funny.

[Tyler]

Oh, those are the best. And they maybe happen. They happen no more than three or four times a year.

[Jared]

Once a Quarter.

[Miles]

So.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I recognize that. And I. I pounce on it. It's like, it's. I'm like a shark in water.

[Jared]

You're a predator.

[Tyler]

I'm a predator. Okay, I'm not a.

[Miles]

You're a predator. Busting balls and tag teaming guys.

[Jared]

You're metaphorical predator.

[Ryan]

So like this whole bit with, with Mike, it's gone so far. This was two years ago. He texted Ryan and I in a group chat like two weeks ago.

[Tyler]

This was three years ago.

[Ryan]

So this happened. All happened three years ago. He texted Ryan and I two weeks ago in a group chat. He's like, what could have been. And it was just a post from that girl. He still thinks to this day, the.

[Miles]

One that got away. That.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

So Ryan, you. When you do it, you go all out on.

[Tyler]

Oh yeah, like I said, it's just few and far between. I. I gotta. I gotta take advantage. So. And now that you guys are aware of what I'm doing, don't ruin it next time. I don't want to talk to you.

[Miles]

I've literally been a no accomplice.

[Tyler]

More so YouTube. Don't. Don't ruin my moment. Okay?

[Ryan]

You keep them off of us.

[Jared]

Yeah, they won't talk.

[Miles]

And honestly, honestly, it's just pretty. I feel like it's kind of harmless. Who is it really hurting?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it was. I mean, it's. It's like I'm kind of doing someone else a favor. I'm occupying the drunk person they're gonna have to take care of later.

[Miles]

That is true. You know, you're buying them more time.

[Tyler]

Buys more time. And you know, you and I, we do make a pretty good duo when it comes out, it's recognizing that we're on the same wave without saying a word.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Jared]

Jordan.

[Tyler]

Pippin and Jordan.

[Miles]

I'm Jordan.

[Tyler]

Like Peyton and Malone.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. Gary Payton and Malone.

[Tyler]

Lakers. All four Lakers.

[Jared]

Or watched that.

[Tyler]

Gerald for Lakers.

[Miles]

Wait, you're talking about Gary Payton and Carl Malone.

[Tyler]

Lakers, 2004.

[Miles]

That's funny. Yeah, that's another one.

[Jared]

It's like Steve Nash and Dwight Howard on the Lakers.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's like Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, you know? Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

It's like Jason. It's like Jason Kidd and Joe Johnson.

[Miles]

It's like Steve Francis and another one of his players.

[Tyler]

It's like Kirk Heinrich and Lonzo Ball.

[Jared]

It's like Paul Pierce and Garnett.

[Tyler]

The 2012 Nets. Yeah, it's like Troy Hudson and Joe Smith.

[Miles]

That is exactly what it is.

[Tyler]

Troy Hudson, Joe Smith on the 03T wolves.

[Miles]

That's like Rich Gannon and Jerry Rice on the Raider. Yeah, right. They both around three.

[Tyler]

That's like Mike Glennon and John Brown on the 2018 Cardinals.

[Jared]

It's like Carrie Collins and Randy Moss on the Titans. I think he played for my dad. Or Jake Locker.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like Drew Locker, malik, neighbors, the 2024 giants.

[Miles]

It's like Mark Sanchez and Sanchez. Mark Sanchez and Demarius Thomas rip on the Broncos.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the 2016 Broncos.

[Jared]

Lethal. Lethal.

[Miles]

Tyler, what's your moment?

[Ryan]

My moment? It's kind of two moments. It's a real low and a real. It's when you can't get something to work, like your lawnmower. And you've been pulling for an hour and it finally starts, and you don't have to admit defeat.

[Miles]

An icing on the cake is if it starts in result of a spaz that you did.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. I wrote down when something starts after spazzing on it for a while.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you're doing the normal thing and finally you're just like, I'm going to freak out. And you do, and it responds. That's the universe saying, you should have spazzed a long time ago. Like, that's why I just usually default to spazzing way earlier than normal.

[Ryan]

Just start with the spaz. I mean, honestly, though, like I said.

[Miles]

Start with spazzing like it is.

[Ryan]

I would take it starting on the first pull every time over this, but it is a better feeling than it starting on the first.

[Miles]

But that's not realistic. Nothing ever starts the first time this happened.

[Ryan]

The other day, I was snowballing my grandpa's and it took. I pulled on his snowblower for 45 minutes. No. And I was just in the garage spazzing on it, like, calling it every name in the book. Like. Like it can. Has ears and it can hear me. And when it finally started, I was like Tom Hanks in Castaway, like, getting fire started for the first time. Just hands up in the air, like, screaming victoriously. And then I still had to go snowball the driveway after that.

[Miles]

But that don't matter.

[Ryan]

It was such a good moment. It was not Jared.

[Miles]

Yeah, that'd be funny. I was pulling on it. Pulling on it. And then I put some gas on it and started right away.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I saw, like, spaz some gas in there.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you probably flooded it right away.

[Ryan]

No, I'm sure I did.

[Miles]

What's even better in this moment, Tyler, is when you have naysayers with it. As well. I. I think I told the story on the pod about how I forgot we should have put this in Grudius performance when my water heater wasn't working. And I went down there, tried a bunch of. Looked at a bunch of YouTube videos, couldn't find anything. And Anne was like, okay, well, let's just call someone tomorrow. Boom. Naysayer. And I said, you know what? I'm having a terrible day and I'm not gonna get beat by that water, that hunk of metal. And I scoured the Internet and I found the solution. And when I got it, I came up and I loaded to Anne in the bedroom.

[Ryan]

Why don't you go take a nice warm shower?

[Miles]

Yeah, no, somebody didn't give up. You can't. You don't get to shower tonight. You gotta wait till tomorrow. Mostly because the water's still heating up down there. But that is the exact moment you're talking about. Perseverance is what I think it's really.

[Ryan]

I think so.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Well, I know. And when someone asks too, like, hey, like, why are you getting so upset at this? Like, that's part of fixing it.

[Ryan]

I need to.

[Tyler]

Like, I'm not actually mad. I'm. I'm just upset because then it will fix itself. Just like, even though you're upset.

[Miles]

Nothing was ever fixed with patience.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

Come on. Nothing was ever fixed with a cool head.

[Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Miles]

You ever fixed anything with a cool head? Not once.

[Ryan]

I saw my dad Olympic hammer throw a push lawnmower one time, and then it started on the next pole.

[Tyler]

There we go. Sometimes knock something back into place, you.

[Ryan]

Just gotta freak out on some every once.

[Miles]

Sometimes the universe just needs to know that you mean business.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. This happened.

[Miles]

It's like, oh, right. It's like. It's like when you're. You're screwing off as a kid and your mom or dad is like, kind of giving you the look, and then you're like, oh, that's an empty thread. Empty thread. And then she does the snap at you. Then you're like, oh, okay, now I gotta stop.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Just started with that mom, you spazzing on that snowblower. Was the universe being like, oh, okay, I. I should make this thing start now. He means business. That's what it's all about.

[Ryan]

The snowblower knew too. He's like, well, it's going to turn to physical violence if I don't start in this next bull.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So.

[Tyler]

Well, it wouldn't matter. Physical violence. You break it. It's already broke.

[Ryan]

Yeah. What do you have to lose?

[Tyler]

I'm already pissed.

[Miles]

Yeah, you break it, you already bought it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So you only have stuff to gain, and that's just more space in your garage because you got that thing the hell out of there.

[Ryan]

And if it doesn't start, I'm not gonna shovel.

[Miles]

Yeah. And if it doesn't start after, we.

[Ryan]

Pass that at this point.

[Miles]

But it's also like a clarity thing, right? If this thing doesn't start after a spaz, it's never starting again. So just get rid of it.

[Ryan]

Yep. Burn it.

[Miles]

Burn it. Sell it.

[Ryan]

Sell it. Someone tell them it starts every third, fourth poll.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's a good.

[Miles]

And then when they come and pick it up, be like, God, that's so weird. It started up fresh this morning.

[Ryan]

Maybe, like, probably flooded.

[Miles]

Gas. Yeah, it's probably flooded. So if you take it back to your house and give me the money now, I'm sure it'll start when you get home.

[Tyler]

Lose my number.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah, it doesn't have any gas left, and I'm not gonna pay for a tank of gas for you. You're buying this.

[Miles]

It texts you, hey, I wasn't able to get it to start. And, like, it just respond. It just says, this is not still available.

[Jared]

Just give him Jake's number.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

No, that's good.

[Miles]

Jared, what about you?

[Jared]

It's kind of to your naysayer thing, Miles. It's like. So I was. We're gonna make pasta. The other night, my wife wanted to do Alfredo sauce canned. And I don't like canned Alfredo, so I made homemade Alfredo. And I nailed the recipe.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Jared.

[Jared]

So it's like the moment you nail a recipe or, like, a really good meal.

[Miles]

That's the moment I had.

[Tyler]

Yeah, because, like, the whole time you're making the meal, you're not, like, tasting it while you're mixing. Like, not really, anyway. And you don't get the full effect until it's fully done. So you don't know if you nailed it until you take that first little and you're like. Right when it comes off the stove.

[Jared]

Yep. It's like, oh, it just needs a little salt, then it's good to go. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah, same thing, too. Like, when you get a new grill. Tyler. Sorry about this.

[Ryan]

I can't relate.

[Miles]

You get a new grill and you haven't quite figured it out yet, and the first time you do it, you maybe just cook the steaks a little bit too long. Right. You're like, gut was telling you this is the right amount of time you pull them off little too done. So the next time, you're, like, just having to trust your data that you got from the first time, and you pull them off earlier than maybe what you thought because the grill's hotter than what you thought. Yeah. And then you cut into that and it is perfect. Just.

[Jared]

It's a great moment.

[Miles]

Quite literally a chef's kiss. Yeah. I now get where that phrase comes from. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I give it a little smack.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

What?

[Miles]

And then you just sprinkle salt down your forearm onto it. I just came up with that. That's my signature.

[Jared]

I like to video it when I do that.

[Miles]

Yeah, I like to. And I usually wear this shirt and sunglasses. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Maybe like a. Yeah, but no hat. Like a waist apron. Not a full body apron.

[Miles]

Waist, waist, apron. It's what I usually like to do when I'm cooking steaks. Salting.

[Tyler]

That's why you keep your hair a little longer. So if you do need to throw it up, you can.

[Miles]

And every time I do, it ends like, wow, that's my bae. I say, yep, I am your salt bae. So, yeah, that I. I do that.

[Tyler]

I had an honorable mention. That moment when you, like when you take those first steps to leave your child's room at bedtime and they don't start crying.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You know that you just beat bedtime and you are going to be able to walk out of that room so gracefully without having to be like, fuck. Well, I'm stuck for another 15 minutes.

[Miles]

It's like, for me, the stage of my kid is I lay him down. There's like a 10 second period where if he's not ready for bed, he's going to move or make a noise or whatever, and he doesn't. And you're just like, boom, done.

[Ryan]

It's just the slowest tiptoe out of there.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Gingerly shut the door.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

And then you can't.

[Ryan]

You can't even let the knob snap shut. No, you gotta let the knob down very tenderly. Exactly.

[Miles]

Also, what?

[Ryan]

Ocean's Eleven, the parenting version.

[Miles]

What I. Then you also learn nuances with this. So I learned that there's a spot actually by the door that if you step on it, the wood of the floor creaks a little bit. So I now intentionally avoid that little section so that I also won't make that noise either. Seasoned dad would know that, like, correct.

[Jared]

40.

[Ryan]

Chess, how many times is that spot woken up your kid?

[Miles]

I. I don't even like to talk about it. Tyler.

[Ryan]

No.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Oh. It's kind of like rotating the tires. Like, you don't step on that spot for a while, then your other spot gets worn down. So then you can step on that spot.

[Jared]

Rotate your steps.

[Miles]

Yeah, rotate steps.

[Ryan]

Pretty soon you're just wearing those moon shoes. Those trampoline shoes. Sneak around those.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we got trampoline shoes. Yeah, they do.

[Miles]

Really?

[Ryan]

You ever seen those?

[Miles]

Are you talking about.

[Ryan]

You talking about 90s commercial?

[Jared]

No.

[Miles]

You're talking about, like the. The middle aged women who refuse to do everything but an actual workout.

[Ryan]

I think they did. They might.

[Miles]

They wear the boots and they just like, bounce around to songs and they're like strapped to a bungee cord and they're falling back. Whatever. Just middle aged women refuse to do anything. They refuse to do any workout possible. They have to be doing something absurd, whether that's hanging from something bouncing.

[Jared]

I like the drumsticks with the. The fitness ball. That's a great one.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like, what. What is happening?

[Jared]

Like playing drums on a big exercise ball.

[Miles]

It's like, they can't just walk on a treadmill. I can't just lift the weights. They just. They gotta be doing something crazy. Water aerobics. They can't just do aerobics. It needs to be in the water.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's got to be both. It's got to be a boutique fitness class. Yes.

[Miles]

Yeah. It costs $90 a session.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. Or you can go unlimited for a thousand a month.

[Jared]

I go three times a day.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Well, anyone else got any other honorable mentions? Should we take a break?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Honorable mention is when you finally get to pee after toe curling for a segment.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Feel that.

[Miles]

I was on a plane on the window seat.

[Ryan]

Don't do this to me.

[Miles]

No seat. And there's two other people there and you, like, don't want. You, like, you were trying to stay hydrated, but then you got to pee a couple times in the plane, but you're like, decide to hold it so that they don't have to stand up again.

[Jared]

And you're flying right by a waterfall.

[Miles]

Yeah. And then the Bev car comes by, and then you're watching something on your iPad watching Outer Banks. They're just constantly in the water.

[Tyler]

New season coming out. Actually.

[Ryan]

Actually, that show's not done yet.

[Tyler]

No. Yeah. Also, White Lotus Season 3 just came out.

[Jared]

Pretty plug.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's a really good start to the season.

[Jared]

You guys gotta watch it.

[Miles]

Is it? Yeah.

[Tyler]

I could break it down real quick.

[Miles]

No, you don't need.

[Tyler]

Tyler, you gotta.

[Miles]

I am.

[Ryan]

I gotta go.

[Miles]

Jesus, Ryan. Respect the toe Curl.

[Tyler]

I invented the toe girl.

[Miles]

All right, guys, before we get the next segment, you make sure to go to oubet you.com and check out all the stuff that Ryan's been cooking up. Chef Ryan's in the bed in the lab.

[Tyler]

He's absolutely nailing recipes.

[Ryan]

Is that what that camper? That camper you pulled into the warehouses for you cooking in there?

[Tyler]

I think it was season nine of Breaking Bad in there.

[Miles]

Season nine?

[Ryan]

Season nine. They were well out of the camper by then.

[Miles]

It was no season nine.

[Ryan]

Yeah. True.

[Jared]

Close.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

How many seasons were there? Four.

[Miles]

Four.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Season five. Breaking Bad.

[Miles]

The.

[Tyler]

The bridge between Breaking Bad and Better call Saul.

[Miles]

Yep. That was Ryan in the warehouse.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we actually brought bit. We actually bought Big blue back from the dump. We got her in the warehouse.

[Miles]

Now you bought it back from the dump.

[Tyler]

I think I. I think I. So when I brought Big blue to the dump, the only, like, spot to put it was a little tiny, like, approach next to the fence, and they were gonna, like, come grab it with a big claw deal. And I'm Pretty sure an 18 wheeler came by and blindsided it. Like, when I was about a couple hundred yards on the road, I heard this huge, huge crash, and I was.

[Jared]

Like, a Viking funeral.

[Ryan]

Yeah, serious.

[Tyler]

Dead serious. Y. I didn't know if Big Blue just got blind.

[Miles]

I just got sideswiped.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it could have got sideswiped. 18 Wheeler or they could have just been dropping.

[Miles]

Anyways, if you want to know what Ryan's been cooking in Big Blue reincarnated in the warehouse, you got to go to. Oh, you bet you dot com. Check out all the merch we got on there.

[Jared]

It's good merch.

[Miles]

All right, next segment is called best rabbit holes. I actually have a bunch of rabbit holes I'd like to go on go down, but I, I, some of them I've talked on here. So I wanted to go down a different rabbit hole with you guys.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

One of my favorite rabbit holes to go down is the comment section on videos.

[Ryan]

Yes, dude, Hell yeah.

[Miles]

Because a well done comment section on a video is way funnier than any funny videos you're gonna watch on the Internet.

[Ryan]

I mean, you guys have all seen Neve, right?

[Miles]

Explain.

[Ryan]

Okay, Neve is this, like, innocent looking blonde haired lady who just tells dad jokes.

[Miles]

Yes, I know what you're talking about.

[Ryan]

And her comment section was like, great joke, Neve. Now take my eyelids open and pour salt on my face.

[Miles]

She gets weirdly sexual in the comment section. I know what you're talking about.

[Ryan]

Silly Silly joke. Neve put toothpaste under my my toenails and make me kick the wall. What the is going on?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I saw one of the funniest comments that I've ever. That I ever read. Holy. I had a brain fart. One of the. One of my favorite comments I've ever read. It was on it. It was on a video where a guy was eating ice cream and he had a big scoop of ice cream and so he put it in his mouth and then he like. Like mountain topped it almost.

[Miles]

Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

Where he didn't like eat the whole thing. The top comment on it was like what's your favorite ice cream topping? And come can't be your answer.

[Miles]

That's what it is. It's just a bunch of people from different backgrounds that don't know each other all somehow just picked up on the bit and it just hammering it over and over and over again. Ann and I will lay in bed before we fall asleep and just read comments sections. And there's one guy who's actually.

[Jared]

He's.

[Miles]

He's kind of my favorite. I've been following him for a while. His name is Kevin and he. He does puts out music. And because Kevin is such a good, good guy, I'll just say his music isn't my taste.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Miles]

Or it seems not the taste of very many people. We'll just say that because Kevin, he's a great guy. And the entire thing, there's like three bits that they've all latched onto that every video, no matter what time he posts it, how it's. It's always on there. 1. Kevin's lyrics are very descriptive. This is Kevin's song.

[E]

Say you couldn't stay cause you had to move away. So we tried long distance cat see you but one day you texted me to say that you wanna break up I s y and you said to me that you found another guy. I won't fight this feeling battle. I'm not going to put my hands up and surrender to you anymore.

[Miles]

So yeah, that's Kevin. That's his. That's his song that's gone viral. Oops doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

[Ryan]

I. I know exactly what the text conversation was.

[Miles]

Yeah. First comment. Can. Can anyone help me understand what this song is about? The metaphors are messing with my head. So that's what it's all about. People either explaining like if for those of you who are confused and then they just put the words to the song explaining what happened. So that is one bit that they do another one is. Is they have just. Basically they just want him to do a hog reveal. So this one says, another day, another missed opportunity. Release the hog. Unwrap the hog. Kevin Spotify wrapped was Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. I also rubbed one out thinking of Kevin's hog. And there's got to be more hog ones in here. This is just on one video. It's on every single one. Then the third bit that everyone is in on is. Hold on, let me find it. Sorry, you have to cut around this. Oh, the other thing is he's hand chops. So while he's singing this, he does this with his hands a lot while he's singing. And in this specific video, he's by the beach. And when he said long distance, he hand chopped towards the thing and.

[Ryan]

Can we see this?

[Tyler]

So we talking like. Like a salute? Like a. For kind of forbidden?

[Miles]

No, no, no, not even close. Don't. Don't say that about Kevin.

[Tyler]

Just the way I would assume the wave. He would have, you know, did the wave. Yeah.

[Miles]

So many hidden meanings behind every lyric. What a masterpiece.

[Tyler]

Hog Master finally figured out where Kevin went to high school Hogwarts.

[Miles]

I'm gonna comment that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, let me know how many the.

[Miles]

Boys will love that one. It. This reminds me of the time my high school sweetheart was forced to relocate. We attempted long distance until I eventually received a breakup text with no context. I inquired further only to learn that infidelity played a role. This is the final straw for me. No more Mr. Nice Guy. It took some time, but I'm now enjoying my newfound freedom. I will continue to be myself and will eventually find a partner who loves me unconditionally. Basically, the premise of song for those of you who missed it.

[Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Miles]

So, I mean, that's just one example of. I've been following for a while and. And also seeing the cleverness of each bit evolve over time. You know, with Kevin, it just started with let's see the hog. And now Ryan's already snowballed.

[Ryan]

Ryan gets Ryan's Hogwarts.

[Miles]

I figured out where he went to high school Hogwarts. And so honestly, it's one of my favorite rabbit holes. There's some other rabbit holes of video comment sections that maybe aren't appropriate for this podcast. That's usually the ones that, you know, dark humor wise. Oh, you like to dive into.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone needs a little dark humor in their life, so.

[Miles]

But it also starts out right. I'm like, I'm not a fan of this guy's music, but you stay in the comments section long enough and the song plays enough in the background enough, you find yourself humming that tune later. Okay. You find yourself. Every time you come across a Kevin video, I gotta listen to the song.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And it's not even about the comment section anymore. He's now invaded my brain and now I think I just like the song.

[Ryan]

Kevin won.

[Miles]

Kevin won.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

And kudos to Kevin for not limiting any comments. That's where, you know, I got respect for people when their comment section goes awry and there's there's own inside jokes that you're not a part of as the content creator happening in your comment section and you don't turn comments off or limit them. That's how, you know. Yeah, that person's got it facing the music. Yeah.

[Ryan]

That's how I am with Land Law right now.

[Miles]

Land Law is the most recent example. Just like Kevin.

[Ryan]

Yep. Land Law, they're a country duo that their pitch is a little off there. It got some pretty basic country lyric.

[Miles]

The music just isn't quite for you.

[Ryan]

It isn't. But the comment section's electric. Brooks and don't. The comment section's phenomenal.

[Tyler]

Brooks and still working.

[Ryan]

Yep. Brooks, Brooks and medium rare.

[Miles]

Brooks still working on it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So yeah, that's a rabbit hole I like to go down. Plus a lot of other ones. But Ryan.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, not as like, not as like light hearted and funny as yours. I, I, I really enjoy the ra whole of the opioid crisis and Big Pharma during that time. Specifically OxyContin, because have you guys ever seen, you guys ever seen dope Sick.

[Ryan]

You've talked about it.

[Tyler]

So dope. Say it's, it's a TV series on a docu series on Hulu about the Sackler family and how they created OxyContin and then how they were getting, you know, how they got all the doctors on board and pretty much just to like get it pushed through the fda. Even though it was addictive, getting people addicted to it and then just becoming billionaires off of is. It's fascinating when you start to discover who is all being hired, like, you know, guys from the FDA actually being hired by the Sackler family. It's crazy. I also like, I, I, I get sucked in this rabbit hole and sometimes I'm like trying to crawl out, but I, I just, I can't.

[Jared]

Yeah, you're like a drug.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You're addicted, dude.

[Tyler]

They thought that the opioid, opioids is what was addictive. It's actually Even the story.

[Miles]

Even documentaries about opioids. That's how addictive. Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's like the TV has a diffuser inside of. It's just diffusing oxycontin into my room while I'm watching it.

[Jared]

The dopamine rush.

[Miles]

I need to see more Sackler. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. Like, you. Like, even in the comment section. I want to scroll to the next video, but another hilarious comment may pop up. You may find another nugget of crazy information about the opioid crisis.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. Or even same church, different pew. The Aaron Hernandez story. Like, I've watched, like, five documentaries from different networks on this, on this story, and they all give the same information. I just need to watch just in case.

[Miles]

So the funny thing about that, when I was in Cambodia, I was eating at a Bob Marley restaurant.

[Jared]

Oh, they expanded.

[Miles]

Yeah, they expanded to Cambodia. And so I was like, just. And they had, like, his documentary playing on the tv, so I, like, looked it up to see if it was good or not. And it's like, in. What you probably found with the Aaron Hernandez story is people who get obsessed with, like, there was people leaving reviews on this movie who've watched every Bob Marley documentary possible, and they start becoming a snob about Bob Marley documentaries.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or Ryan's. Now he watches the next Aaron Hernandez thing. He's like, they didn't even. All they did was touch on all the basic. Sucked.

[Ryan]

Not a single thing about his high school career. You got to be kidding me. Yeah.

[Miles]

You didn't mention about that thing that happened in his childhood that maybe shaped his entire life, this documentary. Thumbs down.

[Ryan]

I am Rotten tomato. Not pleased with this.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. I am not a ripe tomato on this documentary.

[Miles]

Good.

[Jared]

Use your time.

[Miles]

Yeah. But also that Bob Marley documentary. Some people are. The real people know they're out on it.

[Ryan]

The One Love One two Surface level.

[Miles]

Yeah. There's one that came out, like, in the 90s or something that they're way bigger fans of.

[Ryan]

It wasn't. It wasn't afraid to show the realness real well.

[Miles]

Yeah. There's a lot of. This was paid and bought for by the Marley family. It's just a fluff piece. You get a lot of that.

[Jared]

Good to know. Good to know.

[Miles]

I didn't know I'd be doing that in Cambodia.

[Jared]

The last spot. I thought it'd be that.

[Miles]

That the Bob Marley One Love movie got no love on the Internet.

[Tyler]

Yeah. More for. More so for the younger generation.

[Ryan]

It's an introduction course.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

If you're a Real. If you're a real Marley head, you'd know that. That's just the whole. The basic. You might as well just read the Wikipedia page.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I was like. There was. There was one interview from his half sister in this, and that was it. Distraught.

[Ryan]

My dad used to call me Ziggy Marley for some reason, because our last name is Ziggler, not his kid's name. Yeah, that's Bob Marley's son. And I thought he was calling me that because our last name was Ziggler and he really liked the movie Marley and Me. And I didn't. I didn't realize until, like, I was.

[Tyler]

Probably 16 couple weeks ago.

[Ryan]

It was like, oh, wait, it's because Bob Marley's kid's name is.

[Miles]

Don't lie. You just made the revelation right now.

[Ryan]

Revelation.

[Miles]

Revelation, Right.

[Ryan]

No, because I brought Cambodia doing Marley.

[Tyler]

Jet lags.

[Miles]

Jet legs.

[Ryan]

No, I brought up Ziggy. Me. So. But yeah, speaking of Rotten Tomatoes, one of the rabbit holes I love to go down for no particular reason other than I find it kind of interesting, is what movies people have done. I'll just pick a guy, and then I look at every movie he's ever done, ever.

[Miles]

And then you go, oh, he did that movie. That's right.

[Ryan]

And it keeps happening.

[Miles]

No less than four or five. That's right. He did do that movie.

[Ryan]

Would be like, wait, he was in this.

[Miles]

Where there's two things you say that's right or no way. I don't remember him in that movie.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Just happened to me last night. One of the. One of the actresses on White Lotus. My gosh, she looks familiar. Looked her up. No. And then she was the wife in Talladega Nights.

[Ryan]

Leslie. Yeah, we watched Talladega Nights the other day. But it's happening to me a lot right now because I'm in the stage of parenthood where I'm watching a lot of animated movies, and I'll hear a voice I recognize. And so then I got to look up the cast of Make a Wish, or whatever the new Disney's wish wish just called. Wish.

[Tyler]

Yeah, look up the cast.

[Miles]

Wish is a charity organization.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it is. But they do make a lot of wishes and wish spoilers. But then I'll find one person, and then I have to look at every single movie he's ever been in, and then I look at a different person. It's just like. Like, it's like the seven degrees of Kevin Bacon, but just for no reason whatsoever.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, it's a great rabbit hole to Go down. It's very innocent. Rabbit hole.

[Ryan]

It is. It is.

[Miles]

You know, my. My rabbit hole isn't. Isn't as innocent.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Ryan's isn't at all.

[Tyler]

Isn't what?

[Ryan]

Innocent.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, it's a. Yeah, it's a fun one, but I don't know.

[Miles]

The Sacklers, the Sack tappers, though, I think they're innocent until proven guilty.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, they've been in a core. I think they sell it for 4 billion or something. People are like, yeah, that's a. That's a tax write off for them or something. Something like that.

[Ryan]

It's never enough.

[Tyler]

No, no.

[Jared]

Mine is a spontaneous human combustion. That's a. That's a crazy rabbit hole to go down.

[Miles]

I don't know what this is.

[Jared]

So. So there's like, reports of. Of like, autopsies that humans will just start on fire and die for no reason.

[Ryan]

For no reason. Spontaneous humans.

[Miles]

How many times this has happened?

[Tyler]

Like dozens of times since 2020.

[Jared]

No, it's like over the last, like 100 years or so.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yeah, that's like, ever since 20.

[Ryan]

Does that have something to do with the Sacklers?

[Tyler]

That's the question I'm trying to answer.

[Miles]

Yeah. Get out of your rabbit hole. We're in his. Okay.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Jared, why do you think people are spontaneously human combusting?

[Jared]

Well, there's, like, mixed. So like, some autos. Autopsies say that it's just. There's just like an act of God. They don't know how. And then the other theory is that it's like really fat people smoking, so they'll like, fall asleep with a cigarette on their fat, and then they'll just die that way.

[Miles]

Because their fat will start on fire.

[Jared]

Yeah. And fat's like a really good. I don't know.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, that's just. They used to make candles out of conductor.

[Jared]

Conductor.

[Tyler]

Conductor.

[Jared]

Something like that. Yeah. Like, it keeps a flame for a while. Like fat. Body fat.

[Miles]

So people. So if you're really fat, just don't smoke and sit. Do opioids instead.

[Tyler]

Think about. Think about when you're grilling a steak. Like, what is gonna cause flames on the grill? It's gonna grease. Grease from. From that fat melting.

[Jared]

So, yeah, it's similar theory. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Interesting.

[Ryan]

So do you. Do you believe it to be. But then that's.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's not combusting at all. You're. There's a cause and effect.

[Jared]

Well, it's like it keeps the. I don't know, it flame higher or something like that. It's a good flame.

[Miles]

I know, but what I'm saying is that that disproves that we're just randomly combusting.

[Ryan]

That's just part of the rabbit hole.

[Miles]

Yeah. So you're saying that you don't believe in humans spontaneously combusting? You think it's the cigarette thing?

[Jared]

Probably, yeah.

[Tyler]

He's up. Jared's up in the air.

[Jared]

But there's, like, some autopies that they're like. Yeah, there's. We don't know why this happened. It was probably combustion.

[Miles]

Yeah, because, like, if they were to start on fire, that would. They'd be able to see if there's something else on fire. And if they, like, just like, oiled themselves up and lit themselves on fire, there would be some evidence they'd be.

[Ryan]

Able to tell that. Yeah.

[Jared]

And like, alcoholics, usually spontaneous. Not usually, but I've been, like, linked to spontaneously combustion thing.

[Tyler]

Do you think there's anything like. Like in science class, when you mix two things together, they can start on fire, blow up or whatever.

[Ryan]

You.

[Miles]

Yeah, like you have something in your body and you were to drink it at the same exact chemical reaction.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Chemical reaction. Yeah.

[Jared]

Like how you make those, like, hot tamales and like.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or like, I. I had to stop eating Mentos and Coke together, but it just felt like I was going to spontaneously combust all the time, so I had to just, just. I had to just do one at.

[Jared]

A time and wait an hour.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's like swimming.

[Tyler]

This might be a dumb question, but if you, if you. If, if.

[Miles]

I'd love that.

[Tyler]

If you eat a Mento and then just take a big swig of Diet Coke. Will it?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, you would just throw up.

[Ryan]

I don't know if, if you. I don't think if you, if you chew it up. I think you're good. The Mentos, I've seen people do it where they swallow Mentos like a pill and then they chug Diet Coke and then they just spew.

[Jared]

One way to find out.

[Miles]

All right, well, I'm doing the Rubik's Cube. You do this and see if I can mentally focus still with that going on in the room.

[Tyler]

Well, hey, like, Tyler, if you. If, like out night drinking or whatever, you. You like to make yourself throw up just so you feel better the next day. No, I just pop a mental and. Hey, can I get just a Diet Coke? Yeah. Surname Diet Coke.

[Miles]

Is it Diet Coke or regular Coke?

[Jared]

I think it's diet.

[Ryan]

I think it's diet, too. I'm not 100.

[Tyler]

Sure, but yeah.

[Miles]

God. Yeah. I had to stop doing it. It was terrible. So yeah, I mean, I got all sorts of honorable mention rabbit holes. I knew rabbit hole is. Is just listening to Brian Cox talk about the universe. He's that like kind of. No, no, different Brian Cox.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Miles]

He's in like an actual like astrologist or whatever. But he explains really complex things in so that people like me can understand what he's talking about. Really? Well, I listened to him talk for hours about how the universe is expanding and how many galaxies in the universe. Known universe there are.

[Tyler]

Interesting.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. On a smaller scale than that. I've been really into fastenerless woodworking. So no screws or nails.

[Miles]

I watched a video about that. I was building a log cabin using.

[Ryan]

Like biscuits and certain joints and wood.

[Tyler]

Glue and stuff like dowels and.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Never see any bow tie joints.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But I. I don't have the skills to pull that off. But they look sweet.

[Miles]

Dude.

[Ryan]

You be so precise.

[Miles]

I don't even have the skills to pull off staining a bench. So.

[Ryan]

This is like. I saw some dude just make an entire ass like porch swing without using a single nail to hold anything together or screw.

[Miles]

That is really cool.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Wild.

[Ryan]

Damn, dude.

[Tyler]

You have to screw up so many times to get to that point.

[Ryan]

This doesn't make it in the video.

[Tyler]

No, I know. It's just like, how do these people have that much time to. There's only so much time to screw up, you know, before something's got to be done.

[Miles]

There's always so many screw ups you can do until you're like, I'm to screw this thing up. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I'm sick of screwing up. So I'm just going to be done with the screws.

[Miles]

That would be my problem. The patience on those people, Unbelievable. I would have spazzed way earlier. And also, do you think they like when they sit on it, do you think they like kind of make someone else sit on it first?

[Jared]

For sure.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Stress test. Maybe they just throw a dumbbell on it or something.

[Ryan]

Yeah. A couple 45 pound plates on four fives.

[Miles]

I mean, I could go down the rabbit hole of talking about who built the pyramids. Did the Egyptians build them? Did they find them?

[Jared]

Yeah, the Egyptians built them.

[Ryan]

You guys.

[Miles]

Jared.

[Jared]

Yeah, so it says in the history book.

[Miles]

Oh yeah.

[Ryan]

You guys seen that one? Stand up it. Nobody wonders who built the pyramids in Mexico.

[Miles]

I know.

[Ryan]

Hardest working people on the planet. There's no doubt in our minds who built those.

[Miles]

I don't get it, Tyler.

[Ryan]

Neither is this what do you mean? I'm just regurgitating something I saw on the Internet.

[Miles]

You are a scribe?

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Miles]

It's all sorts of stuff like that that I go down a rabbit hole. I mostly find them on YouTube shorts. It's like Tik Tok. You're gonna get everything. Instagram reels. You're gonna get the worst of Tik Tok. That got reg. Regurgitated.

[Jared]

A lot of tits.

[Miles]

A lot of tits. Lots of ass.

[Tyler]

You guys. Are you ready, guys?

[Ryan]

Oh yeah. I'm a big Reddit guy.

[Miles]

I don't dabble in Reddit ever.

[Ryan]

You're not already.

[Tyler]

You're not an R slasher.

[Miles]

I just don't. I like to see a face, you know, that's why I like video form conspiracies. I can be like, okay, I can judge if this is a person's legit or not. You can't, you know, you know, dog head 42, like, I don't know, he.

[Ryan]

Could watch this guy.

[Miles]

He could be on opioids just saying whatever.

[Tyler]

He could be on season two Dopesick.

[Miles]

You know, that's one thing I don't like about Reddit, but to me it's.

[Tyler]

Just a big comment section on some, like something you've already, something you've seen outside of Reddit.

[Jared]

This was one big ass comment section.

[Miles]

Yeah, but there's so much dumb on there.

[Ryan]

That's what you got to cure. You got to find the right places to go go.

[Tyler]

You gotta ask your question in your search engine and then just Reddit at the end.

[Miles]

I, I just hate how everyone is so matter of fact that they're right on Reddit.

[Tyler]

You know, that that's definitely the truth.

[Ryan]

I think you, if you get into some communities, there's a lot of good discussion. Like I'm on a bunch of threads for nerd books that I read that they're not all. I'm right, I'm right.

[Miles]

Well, you can't be an expert on a fiction book. Book. You read it and that's information we have.

[Ryan]

But then there's theories and, but like, and interpretations.

[Miles]

You know, it's like people talking about like finance stuff. They always act like they have 40 years of experience and you know, manage 500 million. It's like you don't.

[Tyler]

You just took a course you paid 15 racks for.

[Miles]

Correct. You know, is Rex a thousand or a hundred? I think a hundred thousand or is it 10,000?

[Ryan]

You would know if you took the class.

[Jared]

Yeah, I could look at Reddit.

[Ryan]

Don't do it.

[Miles]

No, I Think Reddit is good because I have used Reddit successfully. I just don't spend as much time there because there is just a lot of stuffy. It's. It can be stuffy. It's a great way to explain it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

It's like, whoa, just take it easy, man. Just take a OxyContin and just relax.

[Tyler]

Relax my guys down a little bit.

[Jared]

Yeah, Just look at reviews of the Bob Marley documentary.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, Right. Suddenly everyone's an expert about Bob Marley. Like they knew him personally.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Adam Sackler was in that movie.

[Jared]

Yeah, he funded it.

[Miles]

So. It actually did. The reviews of that movie did deter me from watching on the plane. Knock lie. Let the Redditors win.

[Tyler]

One love.

[Miles]

What is the next segment? Jiren? Oh, okay, we're gonna end this podcast talking to Tyler about his new house. Yep.

[Ryan]

New house. New house. Goofing.

[Miles]

So, Tyler, tell us about your experience buying a new house and what has happened.

[Ryan]

Several things have happened. Some good, some bad. But my biggest let's.

[Miles]

We don't really care about the. Mostly get into the bad.

[Tyler]

Yeah, let's.

[Miles]

Let's. Let's use what's gone wrong. Yeah, we know what's gone right. You know, we're still standing.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it is.

[Miles]

Everyone's got a bedroom, almost. Bunk bed. You know, we know all the good stuff here. What. What's gone wrong?

[Ryan]

Okay, so it's not really something wrong with the house or something that I did wrong.

[Miles]

Something wrong with you.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So, like, the. But the ductwork runs all the way through the basement, and there's one room in the basement that's cool.

[Tyler]

Okay, sorry, this is a classic question. Is it duck dirt? Duck duck work?

[Jared]

Duct tape?

[Ryan]

No, it's duct work.

[Miles]

Is it dust work?

[Tyler]

Is it duck duck worth?

[Miles]

Or is it dump twerk? It's duct work.

[Tyler]

Duct. Duct work.

[Miles]

Correct. So you got some dust work in the basement.

[Ryan]

Yes. And so there's one big room that's pretty cold. And the inspector is a family friend, and he told me to save money on heating, throw in a, like, a space heater or some other alternate heating source in that room, warm that room up, because all the air runs through there before it goes to the rest of the house. So I. I'm gonna buy a baseboard heater because you are an electric baseboard heater.

[Miles]

Great decision.

[Ryan]

Easy peasy. I buy this thing off Facebook marketplace, guys, 40 bucks, brand new in the box with a wall thermostat. I'm like, what a steal. I get that thing. I'm excited as I bring it downstairs, I unbox it. I thought you just plugged these things into the wall.

[Tyler]

You thought you plug them into the wall and then the thermostat was Bluetooth.

[Ryan]

I. I really didn't know how the thermostat was gonna work, but I did think you just plugged a baseboard heater into the wall.

[Jared]

Oh, that the same.

[Ryan]

Thank you, Jared. I don't think he's that crazy.

[Miles]

Well, you live in an apartment. Don't they have baseboard heat in the apartment?

[Jared]

No, not.

[Tyler]

No, they got electric forest air in the apartment.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's not very smart, Tyler.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I. I guess I just. I thought you just plugged it into the wall and apparently it's a whole process of wiring and boring holes to get there and correct. So it's not even like. I thought maybe I could figure it out, but this is one that I am absolutely going to call a professional on.

[Jared]

Smart part.

[Tyler]

Yeah. See now, I. I asked you when you told us about this, I asked you if you've ever. If you grew up with baseboard heat, and you didn't. So I can understand why you didn't know that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but I was.

[Miles]

Fun fact, Tyler. I watched my dad almost die de. Hooking a electric baseboard heater.

[Ryan]

Like, you get shocked.

[Miles]

He almost died.

[Ryan]

Jesus.

[Miles]

He was told that the power was cut to that he had an electrician come up out and so he went to cut the wire and it was hot.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Miles]

Sparks flew, emotions ran high and. Yeah, it's pretty scary.

[Ryan]

Did you, like. Would you get knocked out or what?

[Miles]

No, he got. He got. Stumbled backwards a little bit and it like melted the. The player cutter thing that he had, like, melted a circle. Semi circle. So, yeah, I would hire a professional. Especially if you are. If you do have any baseboard he. You'd like to remove, hire professional. But. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that was pretty dumb.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And.

[Miles]

And I think you'll throw your hand up.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I will. I. I don't.

[Tyler]

Did you. Did you.

[Ryan]

I wouldn't say I feel dumb. I'm. I'm a little embarrassed. I. I'll go. I'll admit that.

[Miles]

What did the listing look like?

[Tyler]

Do you have. Do you have the archive chat?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I do. We gotta pull it up.

[Tyler]

Archive chat. Can you TV over here?

[Ryan]

I can try.

[Tyler]

Now, did you tell your wife that you were. Were you like, hey, I. I found the spaceboard heater?

[Ryan]

Yep. I told her about it. I was excited about it.

[Tyler]

And, and she.

[Miles]

But here's the thing too, like, if you gotta Plug a heater into the wall. It's gonna burn up so much electricity.

[Jared]

Sure. True.

[Ryan]

Yeah. But I'm. I am eating propane, so I figured it's a horse a piece.

[Miles]

I feel like. I. I don't know. I feel like electricity's gotta cost more than propane.

[Jared]

I think it does.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. I got propane tank, 500 gallon.

[Ryan]

Okay, here's the in. Well, I mean, there's some negotiating. It's like, hello, this is me. Does it come with a wall thermostat? Like, if you wait till tomorrow, I have one at my shop. You can have. Have said, sounds good. What time would work for me to come get it? And then we coordinate a pickup.

[Jared]

And.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's it. Cool. See you there.

[Miles]

What did the list did it. Was it clear?

[Tyler]

That picks.

[Ryan]

A. I just had it. Here's the listing. Electric baseboard heater, 240 watts.

[Miles]

What?

[Ryan]

There is just the box.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's where he gotcha. He knew he could sucker someone like you and then buying that.

[Miles]

Also, we are on a podcast and Tyler's just chewing gum.

[Ryan]

Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize for that.

[Miles]

I. He's just chewing gum on the podcast.

[Ryan]

No, that's. That's. That's bad. That's on me.

[Tyler]

He's got his health insurance deal coming.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I quit. I quit chewing two days ago and I'm jonesing and I'm sorry. I do. I'm seriously, I'm sorry. You should have said something earlier.

[Miles]

I just realized that, so.

[Tyler]

I thought I smelled headphones.

[Miles]

Yeah, headphones.

[Tyler]

Smell it.

[Miles]

Actually, headphone warning to the last half hour of this podcast.

[Ryan]

I feel like that's worse than the baseboard heater.

[Tyler]

I just noticed it five minutes ago.

[Miles]

You are strike too.

[Ryan]

Jared will put a filter on. He'll give it.

[Miles]

But here's the thing, Tyler. What's. What's so confusing to me? You plan on surviving an apocalypse. Yeah, but you didn't know that. You can't just plug in a baseboard heater. So where. I'm starting to wonder if maybe we don't head to Tyler's.

[Ryan]

Please don't.

[Miles]

Because it's like the blind following the blind. I mean, it's like, what do we.

[Ryan]

What the. There's gonna be no electricity anyway, so who cares years.

[Miles]

I just put all of the stuff. You were very confident about it with your wife. How much stuff have you been confident to us about? That just isn't true.

[Ryan]

Just don't come over. That's very true.

[Tyler]

I don't think we haven't gotten the invite yet. So you won't. Meg asked my wife asked if he was gonna have a housewarming party. Said, God, no.

[Miles]

Well, no, not a chance. The house is not going to be warm because he thought that it was a plush plug in.

[Tyler]

That is true.

[Miles]

It's a householding party.

[Ryan]

So we've moved to option two, securing the wood heat.

[Miles]

What do you mean securing it?

[Ryan]

So it has a, A wood. Outdoor wood boiler.

[Tyler]

Okay, wait, so you're boiling wood in the. No, it's a. I know the wood fire.

[Miles]

Funny, that's how I thought it was.

[Tyler]

Dumped him.

[Ryan]

I know how this one works.

[Miles]

He calls, he calls his buddy. Dude. I don't. I can't get this boiler going. I'm, I'm boiling so much wood right now, and it's just not even.

[Tyler]

I even found oak and it's, it was dry and I, and then I threw in all a bunch of hot water and it's just not boiling.

[Jared]

I'm taking.

[Tyler]

Okay. Any. Okay. You got to. You got that going.

[Ryan]

So we do have heat because there's propane, but I'm just trying to get some supplemental heat because we're filling up this propane.

[Miles]

Yeah, but now at this rate, you might as well just wait till next year.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, but until we get.

[Tyler]

We.

[Jared]

We've.

[Ryan]

It's negative 45. Real feel this morning. So I'm just trying to do anything I can.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you. They, they lived small. Small. Water heater. 35 gallons.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it was just an. It's just an old couple.

[Miles]

Did you take over some little people's home?

[Ryan]

No question. She's a little sweet old lady, though.

[Miles]

How little?

[Tyler]

Here's another tip. I did just find out. I got, I got a new water heater out there. Actually, I don't have a water heater. I have a water boil. I have a boiler heater heat. But for. If you have a water softener, you don't have to buy salt. You can just, you can just pump Jergens into it. Softens the water up.

[Ryan]

I, I, I don't. Did somebody actually tell you that?

[Tyler]

Lotion. Yeah. Because lotion makes skin soft. So you just pump it in the water. In this water.

[Miles]

It's like. You know how we have fluoride in the water? It's the same thing.

[Jared]

Just for your skin.

[Miles]

Yeah, for your skin.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

The rabbit hole I got down was. You get like, like five pumps of Jurgens.

[Ryan]

I can't tell if he's doing it per gallon.

[Miles]

Per, Per gallon. You okay?

[Tyler]

It Was five.

[Miles]

You said the same thing when I saw that. Yeah. Yeah. So five pumps a gallon.

[Tyler]

Because I want to say my water softener in. In my old house was like probably 30 gallon.

[Miles]

Yeah. So you're going to need five times. You need 150 pumps.

[Tyler]

How many pumps you get out of your bottle, Jared?

[Jared]

Well, I thought we live in an apartment.

[Tyler]

So how many pumps you get out of your bottle, though, next to your bed?

[Jared]

5 or 10.

[Tyler]

5 or 10? A bottle.

[Ryan]

You need a bigger bottle.

[Tyler]

So I need 30.

[Miles]

He's getting the. He's getting the. The belt. He's just like a masseuse.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

They have the little belt that they wear with the lotions.

[Tyler]

I should actually just get the travel bottles, the travel Jergens toiletries bag. So it just sucks having to carry water softener salt from the store to your truck, from your truck to the house.

[Miles]

So another way to keep your house from getting too cold in the winter is, you know, like. So you have your washer and dryer. Do you have washer and dryer?

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Miles]

So, like the dryer vent that goes out, just plug that up and it'll keep all of the hot air in your house.

[Jared]

Okay, that's a good one.

[Tyler]

Or you can do.

[Miles]

That's what Ann and I do. You can plug it or just helps keep it. Everything sealed up up.

[Tyler]

Or you can. If you. If you run it back into it. So then it. It dis. Instead of just plugging it in the dryer, you run it back and then it disperses it throughout the room.

[Miles]

That is true. I have heard that. I haven't done that. I usually just go for plug.

[Ryan]

You hook it up to the duct work.

[Miles]

You could.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you just need a. You would need another hole, like on top or bottom of it coming out of your house so you can run it back around. And some people throw a screen, like a screen, like a mesh screen over the top. So it keeps the lint and from getting in. In.

[Jared]

But it gives the kids something to play with too, when it's flying all around.

[Miles]

And if you go the space heater route, you could save on electricity by just like unhooking all the. The smoke detectors in the house, because those eat up a lot of power people don't think about.

[Ryan]

I thought mine were batteries, but this is good to know.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Speaking of power, I've just. I just started unplugging my freezers and just put. Keeping outside. Smart save on electricity.

[Ryan]

That's actually cost effective.

[Miles]

Another thing you could do as well is like, like you got a old truck, you're worried about spending too much money on gas and you're like. But it's, it was negative 45 out this morning. You still want to warm up your car, pull it into the garage and start it. And so then, then all of the exhaust that comes out, which would be, will be warm, will stay in there and it'll help warm up your car faster.

[Ryan]

I did do that this morning, actually. I have a detached garage though. I was like, I just Astro started it. I'm like, it's, it's too cold. And then I just cracked the garage door and let the fumes out.

[Jared]

Good old dizzy.

[Ryan]

It's a detached non heated garage.

[Miles]

Hey, he's not our answer in an apocalypse.

[Ryan]

Did I make it to work? Fine.

[Miles]

He's, he's gonna go out to his bunker and he's gonna kill himself before any of the apocalypse can kill him.

[Ryan]

The, the garage was fine. I is cracked.

[Tyler]

Well, yeah, the garage. The exhaust doesn't hurt the garage. It just hurts brain.

[Miles]

It's still in your car as you're driving to work.

[Ryan]

No, it's not. The garage door is open.

[Miles]

Did you drive with the windows down?

[Ryan]

The garage door is open.

[Miles]

It's still trapped in there. Even if it's open a crack, it's coming. You don't have any other. Do you have a window open your garage? So there's airflow through there?

[Ryan]

Yeah, there, there's the far end. So I have three garage doors. The far one is not very close. It's kind of a piece of. So there's about 4 inches of exposed used. So all I gotta do is crack the garage door open. I'm not going.

[Tyler]

Because if g door is cracked, it ain't gonna flow out. You need the flow from the other end.

[Miles]

That's what I'm saying.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Like when you crack one window, you don't get any air into your house. You got to crack two windows so that there's airflow through.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I, I, that's cracked enough. Good.

[Miles]

I said that, by the way, guys, I don't do that. That was joke. I gotta say that. I was joking when I said that. Tyler, do not do that. Do not sell your car in the garage. Do not plug up your air air vent either. By the way, that was a joke as well. I know it was very dry and very hilarious, but don't do that. Tyler.

[Jared]

Clothes dryer.

[Ryan]

I'm not apologizing for this. This is a good idea. He's gonna end up freezing.

[Miles]

He's Gonna end up on the news. He's gonna get halfway here and just be found in a ditch because he passed out on his way to work.

[Jared]

We could sell merch then, too.

[Miles]

Good. Rip Tyler.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I don't consent.

[Miles]

Hashtag the gas man.

[Tyler]

Then all the proceeds go to your family.

[Miles]

Yeah, we.

[Ryan]

Oh, I need that in writing.

[Miles]

I wouldn't be a scumbag. I'd give your family like, what, like 12% of the s. A couple proceeds?

[Tyler]

You're trying. You're in the process of getting new life insurance. So there might. There may be a. Like a 12 hour gap with no life insurance there.

[Miles]

That would be so sad.

[Jared]

Thread the needle.

[Miles]

But also, like, I don't want to be held responsible. I am telling you, don't do that anymore. For many legal reasons.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Don't do that anymore. I did what I could. You guys heard it here first.

[Tyler]

Yeah. The shuriken isn't supposed to go on the water softener.

[Ryan]

What?

[Jared]

Come on, Ryan.

[Miles]

I thought that one was real.

[Tyler]

No, the only practical one of those freezer stuff outside.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's. That's actually just good advice. If it's really cool.

[Miles]

Yeah. But then if it's like meat and stuff, you got to make sure you're locking that up too. Put inside a cooler.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's actually good bear.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, if you have a yeti, you have to worry about bears.

[Jared]

That's.

[Miles]

Yeah. You don't even have to put the yeti outside.

[Ryan]

Repels them. Them.

[Tyler]

That's what I did with my food the last couple days. Moving nice it outside.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah. And if you cook bacon, just throw all the grease down your sink. It really lubricates it.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, if any grease gets down, like even like the garbage disposal, you. You have to. A good way to get rid of his coffee grounds.

[Ryan]

Well, I also heard too that. So you know the we. You talked about your air filter on your furnace.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Since that air gets put all around your house, if you want your house to smell good, good, you just put like cleaning solution on that air filter. Whatever your favorite scent is.

[Tyler]

I was thinking more black.

[Miles]

What would happen if you did that?

[Ryan]

I feel like it would start on fire, wouldn't it?

[Miles]

Probably.

[Tyler]

I was thinking more so black ice.

[Miles]

Car fresheners.

[Ryan]

You don't use an air filter. Just put a ton of air, go.

[Jared]

To the gas station.

[Tyler]

I just have my kids poking a bunch of needle holes through the black ice.

[Ryan]

Dude, I got pulled over the other day on coming to west work.

[Tyler]

You did?

[Ryan]

They made me take down my. My Little tree.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

Obstructions I just have never seen anyone actually enforce.

[Miles]

Technically legal.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Also did the. Like when you opened up your window, was the. Was the cop like, what are you smoking in there? And you're like, my tailpipe.

[Ryan]

No, I still have North Dakota plates. And he's like, speed limits of 10 miles an hour less in Minnesota. Of like. Okay. Like, he's actually a super nice guy and he didn't talk like that at all.

[Tyler]

You're like, okay, how far are you?

[Ryan]

But that's what everyone does when they talk.

[Miles]

I don't know what I can believe from you anymore.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So if you're. If you're listening, Officer, thank you for letting me off with a warning.

[Miles]

Yeah. You're going to run into this guy all the time out there. I don't know.

[Jared]

Why run into him.

[Ryan]

Yeah, hopefully.

[Tyler]

Jeez, I'll get dizzy enough. You might.

[Miles]

What is it? Is it. Is it like methane? That's. What's the, like, actual name of like the carbon monoxide?

[Ryan]

Monoxide.

[Tyler]

I think it's.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I know that from House of Cards.

[Miles]

I'm gonna get a call from Tyler on Thursday morning. He's gonna be like, hey, I can't make it to work. Got monoxide poisoning. I'd have to take the day off.

[Tyler]

Got CO poisoning. You could just put a seal monitor in your.

[Ryan]

Good.

[Tyler]

In your truck.

[Jared]

That's actually smart.

[Tyler]

The silent killer fish houses. Need one in there.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I had a. A friend had his official blow up on him.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's not good.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, you told me about that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's pretty scary. He's fine now, but in the moment. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Poof.

[Jared]

Did it catch anything?

[Ryan]

It was. He was. Yeah. It's a story for another time. No.

[Tyler]

Glad your buddy's okay, Jared. We can discuss. What the fish he caught later.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, we were always thinking it, but have some decent. Sorry.

[Tyler]

Yeah, don't do any.

[Jared]

I'll just try to talk like fisherman.

[Miles]

Yeah. Jared. Chip, Just focus on the fun fact. What do we got this week? Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Don't do anything that we just said.

[Miles]

And also don't do anything Tyler said either. What? That. All time. Just pulling on a thread until we find something crazy.

[Ryan]

I'm going to do it again.

[Tyler]

I mean, you have to, now that we talked about it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it wouldn't stop.

[Tyler]

Keep that window cracking. We got.

[Ryan]

I'll probably stop doing it once it's like above 10 degrees again, but until then I'm not.

[Miles]

Yeah, I go into a whole conspiracy, but whole rabbit Hole.

[Tyler]

You got a block. You probably got a block heater on that truck.

[Ryan]

I'm a truck, but I'm not driving my truck to work.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Ryan]

Sometimes I am.

[Miles]

You don't have a heated garage.

[Tyler]

Plug that baby in.

[Miles]

Yeah, so why not just park it outside?

[Ryan]

Because it's the wind chill, dude. It's like negative 40 with the wind chill. It's. I'm saving 20 degrees on my engine.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, but your car. Wind chill is just like how humans perceive how chilly it is. Your car doesn't feel like. Your car isn't negative 45.

[Ryan]

If I took a thermometer, a thermostat on the outside of my garage and the inside of the garage.

[Miles]

That's good. Yeah, because it's inside, so there's let. I mean, there's no sun that's getting. You know, it's all sorts of stuff.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's gonna be different. Significantly warmer in there, even without it being heated.

[Tyler]

Damn near to the point of toasty.

[Miles]

I. I think you were looking for gassy instead of toasty cozy.

[Jared]

I'll help you insulate your garage this summer.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

If you're. If the bat.

[Miles]

That's just what's happening on this bike. That's just something that.

[Tyler]

If the bath. If the bath water just loses. Bath water is a little too chilly. Just throw a toaster in there.

[Jared]

That's a good idea. Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

It's like, electric idea. It's a great idea. That's Tyler's. Tyler's like, I am filing that away. Husband of the year. When the. When their tiny water heater runs out, she can't even take a bath. Still a toaster in there.

[Ryan]

There's enough for enough water. 30 gallon gets us one bath and one shower.

[Tyler]

So I got the 50 in my truck.

[Ryan]

I don't want your broken water here. I appreciate it. I really do.

[Tyler]

Small crack. It soaks up one towel a day, dude.

[Miles]

Flex seal.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or. Or like a half a sham.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Miles]

If you're going a full towel, that could be a good deal.

[Jared]

I saw my water heater.

[Miles]

I mean, what. It's. It's old, so it's probably a little dirty dirty. Slap a little oxy clean on there.

[Ryan]

Oxycago.

[Miles]

Just throw some.

[Tyler]

Throw some sea foam down it. Preserve that baby.

[Miles]

Yeah. And while you're waiting for the water warm up, just put on some sauna pants.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, that's true. That's very true.

[Ryan]

What's that flush cover?

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Jared]

Pushover plunge?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

No.

[Miles]

You're thinking of a flesh cover. What's the fun fact?

[Jared]

The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts only 57 seconds. It operates between the islands of West Tra and Papa. West Tra in Scotland, covering a distance of just 2.7 kilometers or 1.7 miles.

[Miles]

See, I thought I saw a. A flight simulator video of the shortest flight, and it was only 40 seconds long. Maybe it was the same one.

[Jared]

Was it a YouTube short you watched?

[Miles]

Probably.

[Ryan]

Could be the same, just different.

[Tyler]

Different planes.

[Jared]

It depends on the wind, too.

[Tyler]

Tailwind.

[Jared]

Tailwind. Yeah.

[Miles]

True. That's why Ann and I are always, like, why the. Do they always say they can make up time in the air? Just planned for it to be that long.

[Jared]

Just push a little further.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Real strong headwind today. It's gonna take us a minute. 45.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Okay, we need everyone at the back of the plane. On three, I want you to all run in the front.

[Jared]

I probably would work.

[Miles]

Work.

[Tyler]

No, it wouldn't.

[Jared]

No, marginally, it might work.

[Tyler]

I mean, like, if you get down to, like, the zero. Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Then probably a little bit.

[Jared]

It's a good mythbusters episode.

[Tyler]

Would be. Yeah, would be. Someone's gonna. Someone's got a short connector. Get everyone in the back.

[Jared]

That's all I got.

[Tyler]

Papua New guinea, you said.

[Jared]

No, no, no. Papa. West. Track guy.

[Tyler]

Papa. Westray.

[Miles]

Good. Good guy.

[Jared]

Papa.

[Tyler]

I gotta get the out of here.

[Jared]

I think we're done.

[Miles]

All right, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of the you bet Your radio podcast. May your water heater be full of Jergens water softener. Water softener. He's putting it right in the water heater. And your rabbit holes be deep. Cheers, Ryan. All right. I am. I am a little concerned for your health.

[Ryan]

I'm fine.

[Miles]

It's. It stressed me out a little bit.

[Ryan]

No, I'm going to keep doing so I can.

[Tyler]

Just hold your breath for a little while.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Put the windows down a little bit.

[Jared]

Unless you get a nice little buzz.

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[Ryan]

Fame.

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[Jared]

Would you rather get attacked by a grizzly or a moose?

[Miles]

I don't have experience in either.

[Ryan]

They're both going to kill you.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

If they're trying to attack you. But the answer is moose. Because a moose can't climb a tree after you. You. You're not going to run away from either. Playing dead against both. You're.

[Miles]

You're so, like, how are you? What's. What's. The way you're dying from a mo. Is moose. Is it blunt force trauma? Whereas a bear might kind of rip you to shreds.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Is that kind of the difference?

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

Don't moose kill more than grizzly bears?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think I'd rather get killed by a grizzly because it'd be quicker.

[Ryan]

I feel like they play with you alive.

[Miles]

I feel like bears play with their food. Food?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Like once you're immobile, they're just gonna start eating you.

[Tyler]

And I'll probably die instantly.

[Ryan]

Maybe.

[Miles]

Maybe.

[Tyler]

Because I would assume bears go for the jugular right away just like a lion would.

[Ryan]

Or break your spine. And then if you want, the second you're done moving, it's just gonna start eating or drag you off and save you for later.

[Miles]

So I maybe go moose. Plus, it's like, I don't know. I feel like it sounds cooler to get killed by a moose and a grizzly bear.

[Ryan]

I disagree with that too. I think it's cooler to get killed by a grizzly bear. There. Save.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I'm still picking moose because that's the only one I have a chance of surviving.

[Miles]

The sheer mass of a moose is so large. But it's a grizzly bear. Yeah, but they're like, like my kid has a grizzly bear and stuffed form in his bedroom.

[Jared]

Like it's a teddy bear.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, no one. Yeah, it's basically a teddy bear. Like, oh, you got killed by a teddy bear. That's cute. Or did you get killed by a fucking ferocious moose?

[Tyler]

I think. Well, I think with a moose, like, if you guys are like, let's just. Let's let me paint this picture. Okay. You and the moose are both running towards each other. And, I mean, you have a better chance of sliding underneath of that moose, faking it out than you would a grizzly.

[Miles]

And you also have a way better chance of riding the moose. Do you know what I mean?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I disagree.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Slimmer back.

[Ryan]

You have a better chance of survival against the move. You have more options. Woods. Yeah, he's like you. A bear is gonna climb the tree after you. That's your move. With a moose, you gotta get up a tree as fast as possible.

[Tyler]

Well, and if it's. If. If it's in the woods too, like, if you hide behind a tree, like, you know, moose has got big antlers, so, like, he could get caught on a tree. Slow them down a little bit. Grizzly bear, they're nimble, you know?

[Jared]

Yeah. They can climb faster than they can run.

[Miles]

I don't know. It's just like, what's more Midwest than.

[Ryan]

Dying from a moose fall into the ice?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Killed by.

[Miles]

That is more Midwest, probably.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Between the two, you know, I don't know.

[Tyler]

Choking out hot. I was. I. I always thought about this. So, like, if you're running through the woods, you're like, running away from a bear. Like, could you just hide behind it? Like go behind a tree and then play the game where, like, if they come one way, you go the other and just like, keep circle. Eventually, I feel like they'd give up.

[Ryan]

Up, maybe. Or they're either gonna give up or catch you. Those are the only two options because, you know, like.

[Tyler]

Like when you're running away from someone, like, let's say you're. You're on one side of the table and they're on the other. Like, they can't. If they go around one side, you're just gonna go like you're replacing each other's spots.

[Ryan]

They. They also can run a lot longer and a lot faster than us. So they could just run in the circle until you tire out. Out.

[Jared]

We got the adrenaline too going.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I feel like I could run a half marathon off Chinese food with that adrenaline.

[Miles]

That is true. I bet you would. Have gotten a way better time on your half marathon. Even after eating Chinese food, if you're chased by a grizzly bear, I bet you would have got a better time.

[Tyler]

Yeah, this isn't takeout Chinese. This is just sit down, all you.

[Miles]

Can eat, and you still would have ran a better time. So maybe channel that next half marathon you run. Okay.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

Down a plate of Chinese, and then just imagine. Yeah. Just put cocaine bear in your headphones. I like that. I don't know. I d by moose is kind of cool, you guys.

[Jared]

Well, compared to a grizzly, it's, like.

[Miles]

Not as good, but people expect you to die from a grizzly, but if.

[Jared]

You die from a moose, that means, like, you were around with it. I don't know, like, you're trying to take a picture with it.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's a great. It actually backs up the. The saying around, around, pret you won't be around. It's basically the moose's motto.

[Jared]

God, that's so cool.

[Tyler]

I also think a moose looks better as a. Like, a shoulder mount than, like, a bear rug. So, like, if I did get killed by a moose, I mean, I'd have a buddy that would go. It would track that moose down and kill it for him, like, in revenge.

[Miles]

You. You have a buddy?

[Tyler]

I got a buddy who would go kill that. He'd probably go kill that moose, and then I would want it kind of like the. The. The whole, like, chubs, Happy Gilmore situation. Like, you got the alligator head mounted.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

I'd want my buddy to mount that. Mount that moose and just stick it in or something.

[Ryan]

If you look at the stats, it's way more rare to get killed by a grizzly bear. So you're just. You're just like, one of the numbers if you get killed by a moose.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Miles]

Fine. I'll do grizzly bear.

[Ryan]

I still want to get attacked by a moose. I'm still saying that's my answer to the question.

[Miles]

I just think I just got a better chance being able to, like, tame it and ride it.

[Jared]

You know, I.

[Miles]

Do it on red dead redemption all the time. No, with the wild horse. Just.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I've came head to head with a moose on Cabela's big game hunter before.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

How'd it go?

[Tyler]

I mean, I've survived multiple huge blows to the head and then still came out ahead.

[Ryan]

Yeah. You can survive four moose hits on dangerous hunts. Yeah. You can only survive one grizzly hit, guys.

[Miles]

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