Blue Collar Haunted House 🎙 #348

Summary

You Betcha Radio, Ep. 348: "Blue Collar Haunted House"

Date: October 15, 2025
Hosts: Myles (“You Betcha Guy”), Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod

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Overview

This episode of You Betcha Radio dives into Midwest humor, blue collar nostalgia, and the quirks of everyday life, all wrapped in the group’s signature banter. With Halloween approaching, the crew brainstorms a “Blue Collar Haunted House,” riffing on what would frighten regular working folks, and stories from their own lives including haunted house concepts, Midwest gas station culture, and accidentally getting attacked by your spouse in your sleep. The episode also features some classic pranks, relatable gripes about modern convenience, and extended riffing on the nature of construction life and man caves.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Midwest Chili Culture and Clean Eating Challenges

[00:00–04:00]

• The show opens with jokes about eating chili — and the high-stakes risk of wearing light-colored shirts while doing so.
• The guys reminisce on the satisfaction of a spicy bowl of chili that "makes your nose run, but your mouth doesn't burn off."
• Nostalgic habits: snot rockets, using sleeves for tissues, and disgusting tales from college living (“I usually just blow snot rockets onto my floor.” — Jerrod, 02:27).
• Themes of Midwest manliness, blue collar practicality, and tolerating mild discomfort (“You know you’ve got a good chili if your nose is running, not your whole face burning off.” — Myles, 01:31).

2. The "Blue Collar Haunted House" Bit

[04:32–12:10]

• Inspired by a video concept, the crew sketches out what would terrify the blue collar workforce:
  • A foreman says, “We’re working late” for no reason.
  • Rooms full of new guys getting in your way, or a well-lit gas station with no hot food or energy drinks.
  • The dreaded “salad room” (“There’s someone standing there with just a salad.” — Myles, 06:01).
  • Forced labor in extreme temps, with loud death metal and a supervisor barking orders from his A/C truck.
  • Interventions for alcoholism, government agents with subpoenas, ex-wives, and rooms where people are nice to you (“A room where people are just nice to him, and he actually files a lawsuit because he was sexually harassed by a compliment.” — Myles, 09:25).
  • Misused tools, unrecognizable organization, and the horror of new equipment.
  • The blue collar haunted house ends as an elaborate police sting.

3. Dreams, Sleep Attacks, & Lucid Paranoia

[15:03–23:14]

• Myles recounts being attacked in his sleep by his wife—turns out she was dreaming about saving their child.
• The group admits to sleep-flailing, sleep-talking, and hitting partners by accident (“The emotional response from her attacking me while I was falling asleep… I was ready to fight.” — Myles, 17:24).
• Jokes about needing helmets to bed, insurance policies, and how spouses are statistically most likely to murder you.
• Digs at Dateline drama, defensive sleep-violence, and the anxiety of being vulnerable at home.

4. Midwest Gas Stations: Quick Star/Quick Trip

[24:30–29:42]

• The local buzz is a new Quick Star opening—major news in town.
• The poetic pride of construction workers building the very gas stations they'll frequent.
• Discussion of insider knowledge: knowing the layout before everyone else, scripting the first visit (“Script your first trip—grab a White Monster, then hit the hot foods.” — Jerrod, 28:11).
• Calls for a “construction zone” grab-and-go, with worker-themed lunchables and a running tab for regulars.

5. Construction Worker Identity — How Do You Spot One?

[29:39–35:06, 61:26–67:33]

• Jokes about hypothetical “construction cards” as proof of blue-collar status: calloused hands, overflowing truck garbage, limping walks, and fat trifold wallets.
• If you rock a “Ridge” card wallet, forget it—you’re not in construction.
• Deep Midwest stereotypes: “If your jeans are clean, you’re not a construction guy.” “If you don't have an email or still use AOL, you’re probably a construction worker.”

6. Gas Can Dilemma & Garage Life

[68:00–71:56]

• What do you do with old or questionable gas? (Hint: dump it, spray weeds, or use as fire starter—responsibility not encouraged).
• Midwest solutions to environmental hazards, and the collective uncertainty around proper disposal.

7. “Garage Guy” Checklist

[61:27–67:33]

• During Patreon Q&A, they list must-have garage elements to avoid being (jokingly) labeled a “virgin”:
  • Running vehicle (with shut door), European mounts, welders, air compressors, rolling jacks.
  • Radios older than the local station, perpetual static, five-gallon bucket ashtrays, neon road signs.
  • Cluttered rafters, unpainted studs with burn marks, CRT TVs ("if your TV has color, you're a virgin!").
• “If you don’t have all that, you’re still a virgin, even if you have kids in the house.” (Ryan, 66:58).

8. Classic Prank Segment: The Great Hot Dog Hoax

[37:05–46:55]

• Myles confronts Ryan about a rumor he “Joey Chestnutted” nine hot dogs for a T-shirt at a homecoming, embarrassing his family. Ryan denies; turns out a friend orchestrated an elaborate, completely fake story just to punk Myles—who verifies the falsity after much confusion.
• Group marvels at the dedication to the bit (“I actually wish it was true, it would have been a great story!” — Ryan, 44:02).

9. Old School vs. New School Gripes

[22:34–24:29, 51:31–53:14]

• Expressing frustration over too many Coke Freestyle options (“There are too many, I always leave unsatisfied.”), modern ticketing at high school games (now cashless and email-required), and longing for simple times.

10. Midwest Family Sagas & Holiday Woes

[54:16–56:16]

• Gentle jabs at big families (“My parents aren’t even divorced, and we have sixteen Christmases... Least they could do is get divorced!”).
• Banter on the never-ending cycle of Midwest gatherings and family obligations.

11. Teachers, Alcohol, and Drunk History Tangent

[56:19–61:14]

• Jerrod shares a friend’s snap: a high school gym teacher having “lunch beers” during his break—cue fantasy of “tuned up teaching” and how much more entertaining classes would be like “Drunk History.”
• Lamentation over stricter modern standards: “When did zero tolerance become zero tolerance?” and nostalgia for when “teachers could have a beer at lunch, and parents could have one while parenting too.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Chili Dangers:
  “Eating chili with a light shirt and not getting stains—that’s a huge dub.”
  — Myles, [00:12]

• Defining Haunted House Fears:
  “You walk in and the foreman’s just standing there: ‘We’re gonna work late.’”
  — Myles, [04:39]

• The “Salad Room” Fear:
  “There’s someone standing there with just a salad.”
  — Myles, [06:01]

• Blue Collar Kindness:
  “It’s a room where people are just nice to you. And he files a lawsuit for sexual harassment—just because the guy said he appreciates his work.”
  — Myles, [09:25]

• Haunted House Finale:
  “The blue collar haunted house is just one elaborate sting operation for the police.”
  — Myles, [11:49]

• Sleep Paranoia:
  “You are in bed with the person who is statistically most likely to murder you.”
  — Jerrod, [18:23]

• Construction Worker Credentials:
  “If you have a leather wallet in today’s world, you’re a construction worker.”
  — Ryan, [32:38]

• False Hot Dog Glory:
  “If anyone’s name is gonna follow me as ‘Joey Chestnuts’—that’s gotta be an honor for some people.”
  — Ryan, [40:02]
  (…regarding a hoax about a hot dog eating contest he didn’t participate in.)

• Old Gas Problem:
  “In reality, that thing’s gonna be in my garage until I die.”
  — Myles, [69:01]

• Man Cave Checklist:
  “If your TV has color, you’re a virgin.”
  — Ryan, [66:33]
  “If you don’t have all that stuff, you’re a virgin—even if you have kids inside your house.”
  — Myles, [66:58]

• On Modern Parenting/Teaching:
  “The second your teacher can’t have a beer at lunch, the second you can’t parent while having a beer either—what are we even doing?”
  — Myles, [60:18]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [00:00–04:00] — Chili stories and Midwest eating habits
• [04:32–12:10] — Blue Collar Haunted House brainstorm
• [15:03–23:14] — Sleep-fighting and domestic dream horror
• [24:30–29:42] — Gas station construction, local news, and construction-worker pride
• [29:39–35:06] — Construction worker stereotype bashing
• [37:05–46:55] — Hot Dog Stand Prank Segment
• [51:31–53:14] — Old school vs. modern convenience
• [54:16–56:16] — Midwest family/holiday fatigue
• [56:19–61:14] — Teacher lunch beers, “Tuned Up Teaching,” and Drunk History
• [61:27–67:33] — Garage/mancave gear and “virgin” jokes
• [68:00–71:56] — Disposing of old gas
• [71:04–74:05] — Fun facts on Latin pronunciation, random trivia
• Throughout — Rapid fire word-guessing game & concluding banter

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Memorable Running Bits

• The haunted house would be terrifying because it’s just “work, misery, tools used wrong, ex-wives, child support, and salads.”
• Surprise physical attacks by spouses in sleep are statistically alarming (“She attacked me in her sleep, while I was falling asleep!”).
• Eternal debates over “flex play vs. power play” in fantasy and gambling, mirroring “Team Edward/Team Jacob.”
• A long, fruitless game of “say the same word at the same time,” showing off the group’s chemistry and comic futility.

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Listener Takeaways

• For Midwesterners and blue collar folk: Prepare to see yourself lovingly roasted, especially if you have a cluttered garage or take pride in practical discomfort.
• For podcast fans seeking genuine group dynamics: The easy rhythm and endless banter make for an episode that's as much about joke delivery and group chemistry as it is about specific topics.
• For anyone who loves an extended bit: The “blue collar haunted house” segment is a highlight, creative and detailed enough to feel like a mini sketch.

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Final Tone & Style Notes

Expect blunt humor, affectionate ribbing, and an unapologetically Midwest, blue-collar perspective—think lots of practical jokes, food tales, and colleagues who are as likely to roast you as they are to help you out of a jam.

Transcript

[A]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. The boys are live. The boys are in the studio. They're feeling good. Ryan said he just ate a bowl of chili with a light colored shirt and didn't get any stains on it. This is gonna be a good day, boys.

[B]

No stains. And some people would probably say I've never had a stained shirt in my life, working hard, but I wasn't silver spoon fed, so.

[C]

And it's after Labor Day and it's.

[B]

After Labor Day, so.

[A]

Yeah. So congrats on that. I mean, that's a huge. That's like. It's actually huge because that's like after eating pizza ranch and gambling on a fart and not your pants. That's the equivalent, you know.

[B]

I mean, the amount of farts I'm gonna be gambling on in this podcast post chili is like, it could be an equal.

[C]

Of gonna be a green cloud.

[D]

You gotta set that fan up at the back of my head, keep it blowing that way.

[B]

Yeah. You just gotta tell me like, hey, if you farted, the podcast, it will turn green. The. The smoke. Just like in the pool.

[C]

We have special cameras.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Fart alarm, methane detecting camera lenses.

[A]

So. Yeah. Hey, you're having a good day.

[B]

That's huge.

[A]

What a great day.

[B]

That's a huge dub.

[A]

So it's all downhill from here.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, can you imagine? I mean, okay, I can imagine it. Yeah, we got extra shirts, but if I come. I thought it rolled in this thing with a big ass.

[A]

We had to put a dunce cap on you.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, I got stains on that too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So your nose run a little from.

[B]

It a little bit.

[A]

Yeah, that's how you know you got a good chili. Yeah, you got a good chili. If your nose is running, not that your whole face is burning off, just. You got a little nose run.

[D]

No, your mouth shouldn't hurt, but you should have a drip.

[A]

Yeah, I just don't. It's not wild that we enjoy that. I don't know if. And maybe I. Maybe you guys don't enjoy that, but.

[D]

I love that I don't enjoy it when it gets my. Like, if it's spicy enough to make my eyes water, I'm so far out. But I'm okay with a little nose drip.

[A]

Spice. This is.

[D]

This is.

[A]

This is the sound of eating a bowl of chili. That's good. There you go. That was it.

[D]

That was nice.

[B]

And if you do wipe your nose off, it's got to be with the, with, with the back of your palm.

[C]

Or long sleeve.

[D]

Yeah, or long sleeve.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

I use a napkin usually, but that works.

[A]

I usually just pop the sock off and use that as a napkin.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

I usually just blow snot rockets onto my floor.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I just pull a handkerchief out of my pocket.

[A]

My, my buddy in high school, his older brother used to snot rocket on the carpet. He's playing video games, so dialed in, he couldn't get up. You're me.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That was disgusting. My buddy, I remember one time he overshot the floor and hit the wall and he actually, like, he's like, ah, go ahead and wipe that one up.

[B]

Yeah, we can't, we can't rub that one in. One of my college buddies in our, in our sophomore dorm, he would spit his, he just, he'd chewed Copenhagen. He'd just spit on the floor.

[A]

Yeah, that's so.

[C]

On the carpet.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

And then rub your foot in it.

[B]

Yep. Yeah.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's crazy to me.

[A]

I mean, it's a good aroma, you know? Yeah. Chewing tobacco scent. Everybody baked right into the carpet.

[D]

Everybody loves the smell of a used spitter. So I can imagine what living in it. That's the best, dude.

[B]

Well, it's not like you move out of your dorm. It's not like you have to get it professionally. Carpet, that's the apartment.

[D]

That's true.

[A]

Yankee candle needs to start making a used spitter smell.

[C]

Oh, yeah. What's the trees thing in your car?

[A]

Yeah. New car scent.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Old spitter set.

[D]

Yummy.

[A]

But yeah, I'm jacked to be here today, boys.

[D]

Good. We're glad.

[A]

You just never know when you're last podcast or when it's your last day on earth. So we just gotta, we just gotta be grateful that we're here today.

[D]

Are you. Everything all right?

[A]

No. Yeah. No, it's actually the opposite. Things are going great, dude, I'm jacked. You know, dude, I, I, I actually, you know, you go ahead.

[B]

I was just gonna say my morning alarm says, it just says get up because you don't know when it's going to be your last day.

[A]

That's right. That's a good tidbit. There we go.

[C]

That says get up.

[A]

Seize the day. Is that what carpe diem means? Seize the day?

[D]

Yeah, it's something like that. I think it's trans. That's what people interpret it as, but I think it's translated wrong.

[A]

Carpe diem, Bo. So last week Mr. Barron's was in down and we shot a video. Was like, it'll come out soon. So this is a little preview, but it's haunted house in your 30s. And it was just a bunch of stuff that obviously scares 30 year olds. But it also got me thinking. The video I wanted to do that we ended up not doing was what would be a blue collar haunted house. And so I thought that was a funny concept. Like I imagine you walk in and immediately the foreman's just standing there saying that we're going to be working late. Just walk in? Yeah, we're going to work late today. I fuck. Shit. Right? He's like, why we had to work.

[D]

Late because we have to redo that whole wall.

[A]

I told you the wrong instructions and now I'm going to get you mad about, get mad at you for it.

[D]

And I'm not going to clarify the instructions that I already got wrong.

[A]

Mm.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And the next room there'd be like, like a bunch of 18, 20 year old new guys just standing there, just.

[D]

Cluster fucking up said wall.

[A]

No, it, no, no. The whole time you're going through the haunted house, there's just a new guy that's just constantly getting in your way. Yeah.

[B]

Following you slash getting in your way.

[A]

Following you slash getting in your way. So it just makes it way harder to navigate the haunted house.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And then there's just a room where it's just someone standing there with just a salad.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Well you walk into a room and it's like a well lit gas station, but there's no hot food available.

[A]

There's no hot food and there's no energy drinks.

[D]

Yeah, it's just water. Yeah, it's waters. And salads. Pre made salads and boiled eggs.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

I think they like boiled eggs.

[B]

Oh well those are protein hard boiled eggs.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Or just boiled eggs.

[B]

Hard boiled eggs. Sorry.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Well wouldn't that imply.

[B]

Not soft boiled?

[C]

What wouldn't that imply? It's already hard boiled.

[B]

You can soft boil it.

[D]

No, you can. It's called poached when you just throw a loose egg in and boil it.

[A]

Yeah, but you can also soft boil an egg that's still in the shell but not completely hard all the way through.

[B]

Sounds like that.

[A]

I knew you were going to laugh at that. When it came out of my mouth, I knew that you were an eye mouth thinking about anything else.

[C]

When it came out.

[A]

When it came out of my mouth and into your ear.

[B]

I would assume the next room that they'd walk into would it would just be a sauna. It would be like 110 degrees and you have to sit in there for a full eight hours.

[A]

Yeah, but you have to work. Yeah, it's like not. It's like doing a sauna, but with none of the enjoyable things of just sitting there relaxing.

[B]

Yeah. You actually have to build. You have to like put the paneling up and then build the bench in the sauna while you're in there until you can go to the next.

[A]

Yeah, you have to build the sauna while the sauna's on. Yeah. And they're just blaring death metal music into the small room.

[C]

And there's somebody. There's a foreman telling you what your doing wrong to me.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Just on an intercom.

[D]

No. Yeah. From the, the next room over, you can see him in his truck with the AC as he barks orders into the sauna.

[A]

Yeah. And every once in a while he just goes.

[D]

Yeah, cold there. And then like by the time you get like pestering you throughout the whole haunted house as the homeowner just telling you to change little things, they just pop up. Like, can you walk this way? Can you change this? Can you change that?

[B]

Can you re screen this?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I would assume another room they'd walk into like you or one of your buddies, like. Like your ex wife who's like just hounding you for child support.

[A]

Yeah. No, just one room's just an intervention.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

It's just, hey, you have a crippling alcohol and drug addiction. Let's sit down and talk about it.

[D]

Yeah. You know, like regular haunted houses, they have dudes chasing you with chainsaws. This is just government officials chasing you with subpoenas and child support requests.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

As you run around with the papers conjoined your rooms.

[B]

A doctor.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

For like. That is an md.

[A]

That is funny. Right? There's just a room where you just have to hang out with your ex wives for like an hour.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

This is a long haunted house, guys. Yeah. Like you gotta. You gotta set some time. Well, you don't have enough PTO for that, so. Yeah, you'll get hired somewhere. House.

[D]

Most of like the painful stuff though. It's like two construction workers. Funny. Like I was gonna say there was a room where your co workers are just hurling insults at you. But that's just normal.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's regular day.

[C]

Maybe they're complimenting.

[A]

Yeah, it's just a room where people are nice to you.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You just walk in, you're like, hey, I like that shirt you're wearing today. What the.

[D]

Dude, those are really great. Did you get new boots? I like Those a lot.

[C]

Yeah. Losing weight.

[B]

Dude, I really appreciate the way that you've just, like, been training me in and treated me while I'm being the new guy.

[C]

Times are tough lately, and you've been a real help.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like the. Yeah. The. The blue collar guy goes in the haunted house. A room is where people are just nice to him. And he actually files a lawsuit against the haunted house because he was sexually harassed. Because the guy just said that he. He. He appreciates his work. You know, he's like, what, are you trying to sleep with me?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's your problem, dude.

[B]

Yeah. And following all the compliments, you gotta walk into a room where it's. It's your. Your drug dealer with a bunch of cops standing around him.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he's.

[B]

He turned into a CI.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then they're there to arrest you as well. That'd be pretty scary.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It could be the end of it.

[D]

Especially emotions are high. You run in, you see your drug dealer, and you need to relax. You're gonna finally feel a little sense of relief.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And it's a sting the whole time. Yep.

[A]

That is true.

[D]

That would suck.

[A]

Yeah. Another room you could do is. It's made more the garage. You just have to watch someone jackknife a trailer over and over, and they just never get it right in the company pickups, itch you can't scratch. Just terrifying.

[D]

Yeah. That could be a whole theme of a couple just watching people use your tools incorrectly.

[A]

Yes. Yep.

[D]

Watch the new guy try to figure out how to. I put a drill bit in. He's never touched a drone his life.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if we're going to sauna route, we could also go the cold plunge route.

[D]

Just. Good.

[B]

So you remember what it's like to work in the freezing cold.

[A]

Another room is just some guy is just organizing your truck so you won't know where anything is anymore.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, and on one wall, that room, there's just a bunch of brand new tools that you have no clue how to use because everything you want to use is like it's 15, 20 years old. And there's a specific way to use.

[D]

It, but you've mastered it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. The.

[A]

The. The. The peak of the haunted house is getting arrested, right?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because.

[B]

And then there's the exit door right there. And then you're done in the haunted house.

[D]

Yeah. You go through the exit, and that's when you see your drug dealer and you're like, this is my Reward for finishing the haunted house.

[B]

Supposed, like, right away. Post haunted house.

[D]

Yep. And then they slap you with all kinds of charges. The drug bust, the missed child support payments.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

The missed court dates. Yeah. You just get slapped with it all at once.

[A]

The blue collar haunted house is just one elaborate sting operation for the police.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And jail's gonna be more comfortable than that haunted house.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. You're like, take me to jail. This was a nightmare.

[B]

Theft, taking a rebar off the truck, a bunk. Reselling a bunk. And reselling.

[A]

Flipping bunks.

[B]

Flipping. Flipping bunks to sleeping in bunks and.

[A]

Cell block D. All right, guys, it's time to pick your prize. It's time to play prize pick. Is that why they call it prize picks? Step right up. Pick your prize. Is that why it is?

[D]

I. I like to think it is.

[B]

Now pick is a prize.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Guys, right now, prize picks will give you $50 in lineups. When you play your first $5 lineup, win or lose, you'll get 50 bucks in lineups. Use promo code YBR when you sign up today. You good, Ryan? Yeah, great.

[B]

Because I feel great about this lineup.

[A]

Okay, well, let just kick it off one, actually. Okay. So the thing we talk about is difference between power play and flex play. Ryan and I have been bullish on. On power playing.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Tyler and Jared are team flex play. Me and Ryan got screwed last week because we power played instead of flex play because the YBR lineup hit. How much you win? 30 bucks.

[D]

30 bucks. 20 to win. 30. So I was up 10.

[A]

So, yeah, I'm kind of. But it's like one of those things that just one power play win makes me more money than if I was a flex play at just like Tyler and Jared.

[D]

What, a tune change in less than 60 seconds?

[A]

No. And that being said, I did flex play this week.

[D]

All right. And that's all it's going to take for us to hit all.

[A]

I'm gonna regret it, and I'm gonna regret it. I could have more cash in the bank. Ryan. Power played. How much you put down?

[D]

A thousand bucks, probably.

[A]

Oh, yeah, 10. 10 or so. Yeah, I did. That being said, I'm gonna. I. It's one of those things that's like your wife's like, hey, we gotta go to this event. And you're like, I'll go, but I'm not gonna enjoy it. That's kind of how I feel about this week. Prize picks. Like, I'll do the flex play, but I'm not gonna like it even if we win. I won't like it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause I'm a power play guy.

[A]

So who do you got first, Jared?

[C]

I got Tyler Warren. More than 55 and a half receiving yards.

[D]

All right, Tyler, I got Joe Flacco under 235 and a half passing less.

[B]

Than 235 and a half.

[A]

I got Scatty Boo for a touchdown. Just feel like, you know, like Jalen Hurts or Josh Allen. Get within a couple yards of the end zone, they're gonna score. Touchdown. Yeah, I feel like he's. If he gets two, if he's got a two yard to go, goal to go, he's gonna score a touchdown.

[C]

Get three.

[A]

Yeah, he's gonna get three yards and touchdowns.

[B]

So I got Josh Jacobs More than 18 and a half receiving yards. I think him and Jordan Love are on the same page right now. Love to see it.

[D]

Good one.

[A]

You, Jordan. Love to see it.

[D]

Hey.

[A]

He. He did the eyebrow thing. Like, he was. Even though he accidentally fell into that, by the way. So honestly, I'd love to know if the listeners. If you're doing prize picks, which you should. You should use code ybr. Are you a flex play guy or a power play guy? We kind of have like a Team Jacob Team Edward. Edward thing going on between. Flexible team Flex play. Team power play. Love to know. Speaking of bunking, last night I was bunking up with my wife, you know, Nice, nice. Sleep in the same bed. And I'm like, she. She falls asleep before I do, and I'm like this close fall. I'm like in a lucid dream essentially, like, where right on the cusp of falling asleep, all of a sudden, you, not my wife, attacks me.

[D]

Whoa, Nice.

[A]

Like, literally, like, jumped up and, like, came and smacked me. And I was like, what the.

[D]

What are you.

[A]

My fight or flight was through the roof. I went from being almost asleep to now I'm ready to fight my wife because I thought, like, I still can see like her. Because it was like, there's still some light in our room. So I could see the shadow of her, like. And I thought she was possessed by a demon.

[D]

You cheat on her in her dream or what?

[A]

Well, no. So then I was like, what the fuck? She's like, oh, oh, sorry, sorry. I don't know what happened. Sure, she was dreaming, and she was dreaming that our kid was, like, gonna, like, jump off the bed or something like that. So she was like, jumping to, like, just to get him to not crack his head open.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just wailed me. Just.

[B]

We're at chest, stomach.

[A]

Right. Right across Because I was laying like this and just came right over his shoulder.

[B]

That's like some Floyd Mayweather defense. So he shot, like, shoulder up. Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, I've never experienced anything like that in my life.

[D]

I. I do that a lot. I act out my dreams in my sleep, and my wife thinks it's insane of me.

[A]

Yeah, it is insane. It's also frightening for the person that you're in bed with.

[D]

Yeah, I don't feel good about doing it, but. Yeah.

[A]

And it's like, I don't know what she was actually dreaming about, but a good spin zone is that she's trying to save her child.

[D]

I can.

[A]

I can. You know, excuse.

[D]

Me.

[A]

Then I like, told. I'm like, like, honestly, like, I got the emotional response from her attacking me while I was falling asleep. That, like, I was gonna, like, I was ready to fight. I'm like, thank God I was not, like, fully sleeping. And just, like, hit you, like. Yeah, yeah, like, defense mode.

[D]

And actually, like, clocked her sleep fighting.

[A]

Fist fighting in her sleep. But mine would have been in self defense.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have held up in sleep court.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That was crazy, though. Never experienced anything like that in my life.

[B]

Yeah, you guys are both dreaming about the Max Holloway knockout, UFC 300 at the same time, and then you both just start going at it in bed.

[A]

Well, that's what I get for letting my guard down, you know?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, no more sleeping for you.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, you know, it's up, though.

[B]

Think about it.

[A]

Yeah. Shoulder. It's one thing to, you know, be worried about your wife attacking you while you're awake. Now I got to worry about when I'm sleeping, when I'm supposed to be relaxed.

[D]

You are. You are in bed with the person who is statistically most likely to murder you.

[A]

It's very true.

[B]

So, yeah, you didn't new. You didn't get, like, a new life insurance policy or anything.

[A]

So guys, remember.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I gotta make a call.

[B]

Yeah, keep that.

[C]

I'll bleep that.

[D]

Just make me and Jared the beneficiaries.

[A]

Well, no. So when I end up on Dateline, like, and they go, like when they ask, like, were their signs. This is your guys's sign. Tell people this.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Pull this tape.

[A]

Pull this tape and tell them.

[D]

Yeah, we'll just give you the podcast episode. If we don't have to take the stand. You can just listen to it from him himself.

[A]

Yeah. Jared appears in court, and the only thing he does is just press play on a tape recorder.

[D]

But he sets up the board. No, he does his whole setup and then hits play.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And he goes, oh, fuck. And he has a fiddle with some things. He goes, I bring a tape, I.

[C]

Bring a tape recorder for more dramatic effect.

[A]

Yeah, like, like you could easily just, like, do an audio file through the speakers of the courtroom. But no, it's more. You gotta bring a boom box and put a tape in there. So you got to get it onto.

[C]

A tape somehow because that's gonna look better on Dateline.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The B roll of the thing moving like that. Great, great for Dateline. So you're the attacker in your sleep. Have you ever been attacked by your wife? Never sleep. You have.

[C]

Happened twice in one week. One time, really. There's more social. Like a hit to the shoulder.

[A]

Yeah. No, like, she legitimately, like, jumped up and onto me and smacked me. Yeah, that's a lot.

[B]

Closed or open fist?

[A]

I don't know. It was a lot of. There's a lot of limbs going around.

[C]

It all happened so fast.

[A]

It did. And I was sleeping almost on the cusp. Oh. So.

[D]

But the one that I do the most, according to my wife, I don't ever remember doing these things. She's gonna like, sit up like a, like all demon, like, like you. Scary. Yeah, like the undertaker. I'll just sit up randomly, like, make weird noises like, I don't know, I'm act running from something in my dreams. Or I'll like, throw punches into the air. So.

[A]

Sounded like you're getting it on, though, with that moaning.

[D]

Maybe.

[A]

Could be it again for the folks.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Forrest Goat.

[D]

He does it to the teacher.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Whoever it was. What? The dean. His mom's banging to get him to school.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

I can never, I, I, I don't know of a scenario that I've ever.

[A]

Done that we just woke up like that.

[B]

Yeah. Never been told anyone.

[A]

I've definitely done like a giant, like, flinch where like, maybe I'm falling and.

[D]

I think I'm going to die.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I definitely will sleep talk, maybe like once a quarter.

[A]

I just never have physically attacked the person that I love most in the world while they're sleeping. No. I just want to throw out there. I would never do that, not even in my sleep.

[D]

It's good.

[B]

Well, you're in the most vulnerable position. You probably will be, though.

[D]

You need to start building the case now.

[A]

I actually said to her, I go, so do I need to start coming to bed with a helmet on?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What's happening?

[B]

Hockey helmet with the face mask.

[D]

Nope.

[A]

Or a football helmet with the face mask.

[B]

Yeah. But then you can get a hand. You can get a hand through the.

[A]

I'll wear a visor. I'm okay.

[D]

Or you could get that.

[A]

Just because I'm in bed doesn't mean I can't have drip.

[B]

You could get the bar down the middle, too. He could go 80s old lineman.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Get a D line mask on.

[A]

Yeah. I'm not. I don't got a Gary Anderson face mask.

[D]

One bar with a visor, then it just looks like an astronaut helmet.

[B]

Can you imagine if Gary Anderson had a visor? How sick of that that would be.

[D]

He might have made that kick.

[A]

Don't act like you've never done the one bar thing on, like, NCAA and given the guy a visor. I never have that.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

You guys gotta. You guys gotta start living.

[D]

This is a vibe. Yeah, I. I'm not into the. Build a character. There's just too many options now.

[A]

That's true. Just like the Coke machines.

[B]

Yeah. Vanilla Diet Coke every time.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

All the Freestyle machines.

[A]

The Freestyle machines. There's too many options. I always leave unsatisfied.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

But if I gotta choose between Coke and Diet Coke, I'm choosing Diet Coke and I'm happy as a clam. But if I have Diet Coke, I'm like, I should have got vanilla in it. Or maybe I could have done cherry vanilla or lime. Maybe I could have done a lime Diet Coke. And all of a sudden I'm thinking about that for. And I'm pissed.

[B]

Yeah, good point.

[A]

There's too many options.

[B]

Then you get hit by your wife when she's sleeping. Yeah.

[D]

And then.

[A]

Insult to injury anyways. Yeah, I just made me think of that. It was a shocking scenario for me.

[D]

But was the adrenaline pumping? Did you get to bed soon or you're up for an hour?

[A]

No, I was up for a while. It was the worst.

[C]

How's your shoulder feeling?

[A]

Well, so that was the other thing. So, like, I went from a completely relaxed state to tense. Tense. I kinked my neck.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Sharp pain down my neck from it.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

He complaining to the guy. God, my neck hurts. What happened? My wife attacked me in my sleep.

[A]

Well, she attacked me. What? In her sleep? Yeah, she attacked me in her sleep while I was. We. We were both sleeping and she attacked me. Yeah.

[B]

You were lucid. She was not.

[D]

Are we.

[B]

She was.

[A]

Remy.

[D]

Are we sure she was sleeping?

[A]

You're right.

[D]

We don't know for sure.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

I was lucid and you Were right at that state. She might have thought you were out.

[B]

Did she fall asleep watching Tick Tocks? Because there could have been like a. I don't know, someone getting attacked in the street or something. Tick Tock. She was watching. She fell asleep doing.

[A]

There's a World Star video.

[B]

Yeah. World Star video Market Mark Sanchez TMZ video. You never know.

[D]

Golf course beatdowns.

[C]

There's out of the Mark Sanchez video. I just got her tuned up.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So anyways. God, what the else have I been up to? Oh, I was. We were getting a quick star in town, by the way.

[D]

Hell yeah.

[B]

It was on the local news. It was half the local news the other day.

[A]

It's a big deal.

[B]

Huge deal. Because there's multiple.

[A]

Yeah, it's like we don't have any in town, which I can't believe. And we're getting our first one. It's driving by. Almost done.

[D]

That's exciting for the. The folks at home. I didn't know this until like 6 months ago. Quick start. A quick trip are the same thing.

[A]

Yeah, they are.

[D]

Yeah. They're like their sister.

[A]

I think it's because there's another quick trip in certain states with a queue.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So they couldn't do quick trip in those states. They had to go with quick Star.

[D]

Ye it. So we're getting our. Getting a quick Star.

[B]

Makes sense, though. It's like quick Michelin Star.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That's how good. That's how good.

[D]

They're chicken, dude.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[D]

I'm a spaz for their chicken.

[A]

Anyways, so I am driving by and I'm watching the construction guys put up this building, and I just had the thought that what is. I mean, what's more poetic than a construction guy building a gas station?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Building it to suit essentially.

[A]

Like, what is. What's better for a construction guy than building his own gas station that he's going to frequent every morning for the rest of his life?

[D]

What a surreal moment.

[A]

That's like, you know, that's like you building your forever home with your bare hands.

[B]

It's like a pastor building his own church.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Pretty much. As I never once in my. My summers of roofing did I get to work on something that I thought about revisiting again.

[A]

Correct.

[D]

It just. It would have made the day go by so much faster if I was up there grinding away. Being like, one day I'm gonna reap the benefits of this dog food building, But I'm not going to now.

[C]

Why can't this be a sky zone?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, Too soon.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

Too soon.

[B]

Yeah. Jared, we're about one year post leg break. Sorry, can you bring that up again?

[A]

God, the wood was jumped up.

[C]

I jumped to that joke.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

But yeah, it's like, you know, just think about working on that. You're just. Well, one. It's like, cool because like, if you're a construction worker working on a gas station, you get to. You get to. When that thing opens, you're gonna know where everything is. You know, when everyone else is still trying to get their bearings in this new gas station, you're gonna be able to get into the store faster. You know where the door is.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Immediately you're gonna be able to get to the hot. Get your chuck wagon, your breakfast sandwich faster. Because if, you know, construction workers didn't work on this, they walk in, they're going to have to do one of these. True.

[D]

There'll be deer in the headlights when they walk in there. Whoa.

[A]

And you're like, I've been there. I've done that. I built this mother sucker. And I'm going to reap the benefits of it by getting there before you are.

[B]

Well, dude, and that store's first, like, first business dollar is probably the dollar from your wallet.

[C]

It up on the wall.

[B]

Up on the wall in a frame.

[D]

I like to imagine that the construction workers in there just like already planning out his trips. Like, he's in there just like basically role playing what he's going to do in six months when it's open.

[A]

Yeah. It's like Nathan Fielder, the rehearsal.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

It's like. Yeah, yeah. So you're like, all right, I'm going to walk in.

[D]

I'm going to go. I'm going to walk in and I know that there's going to be a white monster cooler right inside the door. So I'm going to snag one of those guys. Guys. And then I'll do a quick little 360 spin into the hot foods. I'm going to grab, grab, grab, grab, grab. And he's just going to have his whole. It's. It's like watching film in football. You script the first series, he's going to script his first trip.

[A]

That's right. I think it's also a funny thought too, that while he's doing his rundowns, he's actually like calling like, quick trip corporate and being like, I know that we're at the point where we can still make some changes. Hear me out. You know, let's put the white monsters, like, let's put the white monsters, the hot food, and the tums all in one section. We'll call it the construction zone.

[D]

Yeah. Hell, yeah. That's.

[B]

That's a good idea.

[A]

Why are we not clustering based off of archetypes?

[D]

Grab and go bags for the construction workers.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Then. Then you just get an extra 10 minutes of your parking lot lunch to enjoy.

[A]

Why don't they make a construction worker lunchable with a. With a chuck wagon, a white monster, and some sort of sweet treat in there.

[C]

And a cigarette.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And a pack of cigarettes and a genius limb.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

With a white lighter.

[D]

I think I would Crush if. If QuickStar Quick Trip is listening to this. You have that idea for free.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You can have the construction zone.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

For free.

[D]

Yeah, I think that would actually kind of.

[A]

Yeah. And like, you. It's a grab and go, meaning, like, you just have a running. If you're. If you're. You get your construction card. You know, it's like a Costco card, you know, is like you pay like a. You know, $50 a year, 25 bucks a year, and like, you just get to have a running tab and you just pay it at the end of the month.

[D]

I like that.

[B]

Yeah, you just. Or you just show them your forklifts or certification, I think.

[D]

Yeah. When you get forkless certified, you're gifted a year of the construction card.

[A]

It's like when you sign up for Verizon, you get, like, Apple plus for three months free.

[D]

Same.

[C]

Or maybe just show them the calluses on your hands.

[A]

Yeah, that's kind of funny. If there was a construction card to show that you were construction, what would it be be? One would be calloused hands. Another one would be your front seat of your truck. How much garbage do you have, sir? I'm gonna need some construction identification. Well, just walk right over to my truck here.

[C]

Quick.

[A]

Garbage flows out. What are some other ones?

[B]

Probably just your jeans.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, your jeans aren't gonna be clean by any means. My jeans gonna be clean? I'm not a construction guy. Well, you just tell.

[D]

Yeah. Just have them walk like a doctor. Have them walk to one end of the room in the back and then back to you. And if they limp a bunch or are clearly in pain, that that's a good check for them.

[A]

Yeah. Make them do something other than just walking and see the. See. See the grimace on their face.

[D]

Make them sit down and then stand back up.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could prove to them that you haven't hit your health insurance deductible in the last 40 years.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask them to see their health insurance card and if they don't have one.

[C]

They say, I don't know, I.

[D]

My wife has that. Or I don't own one of those. You're good.

[C]

Or. What is that?

[D]

What do you mean? I have car insurance.

[A]

Yeah, that's kind of funny.

[B]

God, I had another one.

[A]

Skip me, skip me.

[C]

Freezing.

[B]

Jared, why you bring that up?

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, it's like if they're generally paranoid about the government, their construction work.

[D]

Ask them about 5G, see what they say.

[A]

Or Bluetooth. Yeah.

[D]

Yep. Yeah. Bluetooth is the new conspiracy theory now. It's the new 5G Wired.

[A]

It's, it's, it's a propaganda by big wired headphones. What else?

[B]

Do construction guys carry a lot of cash in their wallets? I guess I don't even know.

[D]

I feel like they're old heads.

[B]

Do a thousand bucks cash in their wallet at all times.

[A]

I just feel like if you have a leather wallet in that in today's world, you're a construction worker.

[B]

And not like, not with a clip on the outside though, like all the money.

[A]

No, I mean, like, because, you know, it's like millennials now love sleek ridge wallets.

[B]

Yeah. We're looking for puffiness.

[D]

I want a trifold wallet filled with at least a grand.

[B]

Yeah, I wanna, I, I wanna see something that look like you got a bbl. Just in one cheek though.

[A]

You want fat wall, half a dumper.

[D]

And the wallet gotta have holes in the two bottom corners from just rubbing. Like that's where your cards go. And it's just been rubbing in the back your jeans for 30. Yeah.

[A]

The corner of your wal poking out of your jeans.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like, hey, is that a wallet in your pocket? You just happen to see, you know?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You could ask them if, like, as the cashier, you could ask them if they could point you to the fruit aisle or anywhere they have like, fresh fruit. They would not. They'd have no idea where to point you to.

[D]

I don't see any trees in here.

[B]

We haven't had a apple in 15 years.

[A]

Hey, maybe the only apple they're having is like apple Windsor.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe the whole apple a day keeps the doctor away. Thing is, is just wrong because construction workers ain't eating apples and they're never going to the doctor.

[A]

No, good point.

[D]

I think just stubbornness keeps the doctor away.

[A]

Yeah, General rage and hate for the world keeps the doctor away.

[D]

You get asked to see their Civil War cannonball collection.

[A]

Dead giveaway. And if they. If they don't say, what the are you talking about immediately, you know, they're not a construction worker.

[D]

Ask them which their favorite war was and. And if it happened after 1949. They're not a constructor worker.

[B]

I don't get the reference.

[D]

They like old wars. They're into a civil war. World War II.

[A]

Yeah. I wouldn't. I can't confirm or deny that. I guess I haven't asked a lot of construction workers about what their favorite war is, but. Because, like, you gotta remember, like, a lot of the old heads, too, that were construction. They fought in some of those.

[D]

True. Yeah. We'll give them.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, of course Vietnam's not going to be their favorite dollar. Yeah, of course it's gonna be older than that. Yeah, well, that.

[D]

If they answer Vietnam, they're not a construction worker.

[A]

Right, True. That's a great point. Because if you're a true construction worker, you fought in the Vietnam War.

[B]

What a grab by you.

[D]

I don't know. I just feel like they're into old.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, so those. Those lucky construction workers working on the Quick Star. I tell you what. God, they're just gonna know all the ins and outs, too.

[D]

Jealous, actually.

[A]

They're gonna be like, hey, you know, you're gonna want to go in this door because your route's gonna be much tighter and cleaner in that store. Speed to speed to caffeine is what they're really worried about.

[B]

They're probably gonna save their morning shift for a quick trip.

[D]

Might as well.

[C]

They always have the cleanest bathrooms.

[D]

They do?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Oh, yeah. So that's what I've been up to.

[D]

Just daydream about Quick Star getting attacked.

[A]

By my wife in my sleep, daydreaming about what it would be like to build a gas station, you know? So watch. We take a break, boys. Yeah, I have something to share with the group.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

Share it.

[A]

I don't even know the best way to jump into this.

[D]

Okay, so last time Miles did this is because he ran into a pole.

[A]

No, it's not that. It doesn't have anything to do with me.

[D]

Okay. Okay. Really? Tyler? No, I was gonna say because I. And I thought that he was gonna announce another pregnancy, and that was my first instinct. Again.

[A]

All right, I. No one. Yeah. Okay, here we go. So I have a buddy.

[B]

I got.

[A]

I get a text from a buddy, and he's. He's old. He's older than us. He's got kids that are younger. So he said, hey, I was running.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

He didn't, he didn't say that. I just added that that was a paraphrase. He's, he's, he said I was running the hot dog stand for homecoming and we had a competition up as a joke on who could eat the most hot dogs, not thinking anyone would take us up on it. And then Ryan, Joey chestnutted like, nine hot dogs for a free T shirt.

[D]

They are.

[A]

Ryan. Ryan Sheely.

[D]

No.

[A]

Then he said Meg was yelling at him the whole time to stop. It was honestly embarrassing. Someone should really talk to him, so. I know, I know. That was kind of. So Ryan goes to the homecoming football game, sees a hot dog stand. They jokingly have a hot dog eating contest. Ryan says, no one's going to be able to put more dogs down than me and proceed to eat like nine hot dogs just for a free T shirt. All while his wife and kid are yelling at him to stop. That's the information that I got. And I said, wait. Actually, he says, why would I lie about this? So, but he said it was for a good cause. The proceeds went to donation.

[C]

Not a boy ride.

[A]

Nice ride. Ryan's fucking glizzy. God. For, for charity. And I said, I need, I need to know the information for real, because I need to confront him about it. He said, oh, God, please do confront him.

[D]

Okay, this sounds like the scene of a movie for sure.

[A]

And I, we know that in town it says. Yeah, it says best in town. And I have proof, too. Oh, yeah, and my buddy is wearing it's a bad day to be a hot dog hat. So apparently it was a bad day to be a hot dog. Ryan, I need you to tell me what possessed you to eat that many hot dogs and why? And how did it feel that your family was mad that you were doing that? What happened? He's, you know that this is. I'm telling the truth too, because he hasn't said a word. If it wasn't true, he would have been defending himself.

[B]

This is not true.

[A]

So what happened?

[C]

What happened, Ryan?

[A]

What a story. Why did you, Joey Chestnut nine hot dogs at a homecoming football game?

[B]

Well, I mean, if anyone's name is gonna follow me as Joey Chestnuts. Oh, God, that's got to be an honor for some people.

[C]

And you.

[B]

The real story is I, I, I saw said buddy and I waved. I said, hey, I gotta get my kids some food. I'll be right back. And I never, I accidentally never showed up. They ended up selling out of hot dogs. Later I found this out. They ended up selling out hot dogs. And I said, well, yeah, they're the best wieners in town. And then case was closed.

[D]

So you didn't eat any hot dogs?

[B]

Even if I did it. Why. I wouldn't tell you guys.

[A]

What is.

[D]

Why.

[A]

What does he have? What did. You did, didn't you. Oh, so this. He's just pulling my leg because I asked him if it actually happened.

[B]

If. Yeah, if I'd have been told beforehand, I'd have come up with a good story about this, but I. It didn't happen.

[D]

I'm so confused.

[B]

So am I.

[D]

So you didn't eat one single hot dog?

[B]

No.

[D]

And he's saying you ate nine.

[B]

If you wanted me to play into a bit, you could tell me beforehand. Because I. I wouldn't.

[D]

We just. We.

[A]

Because I. I doubly. Because at first I was like, oh, he's just pulling my leg. And then I was like, wait, actually. And he says. He said, yeah. I just think it's funny that. So you didn't eat any hot dogs?

[D]

No.

[A]

God damn it. I thought I had something on you here.

[D]

I thought the true story is going to be that you had, like, four. Like, you bought two for yourself. I was going to go buy your.

[B]

Wife for me and one for my kid, and that would have been the end of the story, but I didn't.

[D]

What a weird text to get there.

[A]

Well, now it makes sense, you know, because the guy that our buddy, he's.

[B]

A jokester, but I thought it's a great story.

[D]

Okay, so is what he do. Is he passively aggressive? Like, pissed at Ryan for eating zero.

[B]

Hot dogs, that he's just a jokester?

[A]

God damn it.

[D]

I'm rattled.

[A]

Now I'm the one that I got got. I thought I was getting Ryan.

[B]

I'm laughing because that. It's a. It's actually like a. It's a solid, like, believable story. But it never happened.

[A]

Yeah, because I hear Ryan, like, getting challenged with the hot dog eating contest. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's. Can't. He can't resist that.

[B]

But what's. But what's crazy is that I. I was in the garage yesterday and there was a shirt from the homecoming game just laying on my workbench, and I don't know where that shirt came from. So when you mentioned that, were you.

[A]

Shit face. Are you blacked off?

[B]

I mean, you know, know. Kid, kid, kid. Friendly event. There's no booze there.

[D]

Well, no booze in the concession st. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Kid friendly event while you're throwing hot dogs. That sounds real family friendly. Ryan.

[D]

I.

[A]

Something. This feels a little odd.

[D]

Me too.

[A]

I. There's something going on because I told him that I was going to confront Ryan on the podcast and he said, yes, please do confront him.

[B]

Well, yeah, he's not going to be like, no, no, just kidding. That was just.

[A]

No, he. In the past when he's done this to me, he has said that he was joking.

[B]

Joking.

[A]

So did you guys cook up this story to get me while you were at the game?

[B]

I had no, I had nothing to do with this story. I mean, they were slinging hot dogs and I've time. I didn't have time to. With him like I normally would have. The honest truth is the story. I told you I was gonna go buy hot dogs. There was a line, had to get some food for my kid. We went and got something else and I was gonna come back. Wieners were sold out. So later on I said, ah, next time I'm gonna get a wiener from you Now.

[A]

I can't believe anything this guy says ever again, man.

[B]

And. And when I. When I said, next time I'm going to come get one from me, he's like. He's like, yeah, we're all sold out. And I go, well, yeah, they're the best wieners in town. Case close.

[C]

I haven't talked to him again.

[D]

And from that, it inspired him to send Miles a fake story about you winning a hot dog.

[A]

Even even sent me a photo of him at the hot dog stand.

[B]

Yeah, and I knew who you were talking about immediately.

[A]

That sucks.

[B]

It's a great fabricated story and I honestly wish it was true because it would have been a great story. But, you know, had I won that, if I'd have came back nine dogs deep and won that thing, trophy and everything, I would have. I would have been strutting in here with a hot dog. That's a good. I wouldn't have hit that.

[A]

God damn it. Yeah, well, that's bad journalism by me. I did check my source. I. I said, is this true?

[C]

Yeah, that's right.

[A]

Like, what do you.

[C]

That's when the gig should have been up.

[A]

He should have told you that source.

[B]

Would have been my wife.

[A]

Yeah. When I double checked and said, wait, actually, what. What actually happened? And then he doubled down. I think that takes all the. The liability off of me and puts it on him for lying.

[D]

Yeah. I don't think. You're not blamed. Yeah. You are not to blame.

[A]

I Know, but I just feel that sucks. I thought that was gonna be just a. Just a great goof. Great story. Great goof. I, I. When I got this information, I went strutting up to Jared. I was like, I got something good for Monday's podcast.

[C]

Yeah. It's been over a week we've been sitting on this.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, that's how good I thought it was.

[B]

I thought it just came in. No, not enough time to check sources, you know?

[A]

No, plenty of time. And I did. I did my background. I did it all.

[B]

Did you tell your wife about this story?

[A]

I don't know. I got texts at work, so probably.

[B]

Not, because she was. She was over hanging. Hanging out with my wife this last weekend. I would, I. She would have said something to me had she heard it.

[A]

Yeah, I probably didn't.

[B]

And I had debunked it right away.

[C]

10 chance I did.

[A]

But the t shirt thing. 5% chance I told my wife the.

[B]

T shirt thing was crazy because I actually have a free. I. I have a T shirt. I just don't know where it came from. I mean, it came from that event, but I don't know who got it.

[A]

Did you black out and eat 900? No.

[D]

That's kind of where this totally heading.

[B]

No, I have one beer because.

[A]

Because what's funny is I was like, wa. Actually, like, how many hot dogs did he actually eat? And to make it even more believable, he said, maybe only six, but eight to nine sounds so much better. So why would he lie?

[D]

This is an elaborate lie.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

I actually respect it, though, because this is some. I would do this.

[C]

I don't know if it'd be this.

[A]

Elaborate, but can you see why I. I was prodding, because I was like, wait, how many did he. Because that was like nine hot dogs. How many do you actually. And he said, probably like six. I was like, oh, that seems like something someone would say. If one.

[B]

If you read between the lines. Hot dog eating contest. Like, there's gonna be hard numbers. It's not like a. Well, maybe six, but it felt like eight or nine.

[D]

Well, it didn't sound like a legit contest. It sounded like some people were jawing. And then you guys did an impromptu one.

[A]

This is such an elaborate bit by him. I can't believe it.

[B]

It's great. I mean, I respect it.

[C]

It's like an anchorman. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

[B]

And the fact.

[A]

A little bit.

[B]

This is. This is.

[A]

You've Also, I'm actually gonna see him today and I'm gonna put him in a headlock.

[B]

You should just pretend you're sleeping and then jump up and put him in a head.

[D]

Tell me one hard proof.

[B]

There is no hard.

[D]

I know, but just to get him on the spot.

[C]

Yeah. Maybe Ryan's lying.

[A]

That's why. That's why, like there's a lot of laughing that goes. That went on. I don't know. Now I like, don't know who to believe because the classic who done it?

[B]

No, I. I was laughing because we had. We had a shorter than normal interaction. Let's say like a minute total.

[A]

So you ate nine hot dogs in one minute.

[B]

Come up with this story from 60 second interaction. Again, no time to. Is like. I'm pretty impressed, to be honest. That's why I was laughing. And the free T shirt thing too.

[C]

It's a weird one.

[A]

Well, we don't know if you did or didn't, so I'll. I'll have to get more information. I'll follow up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

On Patreon.

[B]

You have to confirm.

[C]

That would be hilarious. If Ryan was lying right now, that.

[A]

Would be because he's a terrible liar.

[B]

I'm actually.

[A]

If he was actually good at lying right now. So jury's still out on whether or not this happened or not.

[C]

Could be a hung jury.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm the jury stuff.

[A]

Well, that sucks.

[B]

Yeah, I, I hate to rain on your parade, but. And I didn't know if you. If this was a bit I was supposed to play into or.

[A]

No, this was me getting you. I was. You were getting got by me being like, wow, why are you doing this weird behavior and not telling anyone about it. But I guess that makes sense because it never happened, right?

[B]

Well, in the whole time. Because I, If. If I felt like I was getting. I. I had no idea. I had. I didn't know where this story was going.

[A]

Also, I hope someday I get to run a hot dog stand at a high school football game. That sounds awesome.

[D]

I think you could probably pull some strings and make that happen.

[B]

Dude, you're going to be.

[A]

That's just on my list of stuff that I never want to do.

[B]

Dude, you're going to be signing up for concessions.

[A]

And when your kid is in sports.

[D]

I have to a lot.

[A]

The most I'm gonna do the mo. No, the most I'm gonna do is bring my kid to the office and make you guys all buy frozen pizzas for them for fun. And I'll threaten your jobs if you don't a lot of. That's the only thing I'm doing.

[D]

A lot of the sports make like each parents do work the concessions. One game.

[A]

Me and Barons are podcasting somewhere in the United States that weekend.

[C]

I can't do tickets at this JV baseball game.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Had a podcast in Cambodia.

[B]

Yeah, you're gonna be. You're gonna be slinging pizzas and nachos and.

[A]

No, no, I'm not making change.

[B]

Well, you could be. Maybe be man in the grill.

[A]

Yeah. Saying stuff like, ah, I don't have enough change to break a hundred. You got anything else?

[B]

You just have a Sharpie as like your. Your counterfeit bill checker. You're just swiping Sharpies across.

[D]

Make it look he does it on every bill. Checking the ones and the fives, too.

[A]

Checking the wash. Just hold up every bill like this. No. You know, that won't happen because I won't be doing that.

[C]

Making popcorn.

[B]

It's required.

[A]

I will not be scooping old popcorn into a garbage bag, giving it to some Dylan to take home. I won't be doing that.

[D]

Just buy them a new scoreboard and they'll. They'll forget all about concession stands.

[A]

There we go.

[C]

Get to write a big check.

[A]

Now we're talking.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just to get out of like, four hours of work a year. Year. All right. I bought the entire football team new equipment so I don't have to work concessions for four hours one time.

[C]

We cool?

[A]

We good?

[B]

Yeah, we good. Cool.

[A]

Cool. No, I'm not doing that.

[D]

When he event inevitably has to do it. We should all go to that game.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll bring my whole family. We'll eat supper there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I paid hundreds.

[D]

Well, just.

[A]

Yeah, and I'm limiting one dog per patron too, so you can't do what you did at the last football game.

[D]

Jared will pay my embarrass your whole family. I'll pay. I'll pay. Miles and nickels.

[A]

No, we have a strictly paper bill policy, so.

[B]

Well, they don't have exact change. I'll have a sign at the front, too.

[D]

I went to a homecoming game a couple of weeks ago. Brought my. My oldest kid. No cash anymore. Really? I couldn't pay cash at the door. I had to either have a ticket that I bought previously online or pay on an iPad like tap thing, which is fine, but I was just blown away. Usually it's a cash only at high school events.

[B]

Yeah. When did cash is king turn to card is king?

[D]

I get.

[C]

Yeah, cash is a gig.

[D]

I put in an Email to get into a football game for six bucks.

[A]

That sucks.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

God, I hate putting in my email and stuff.

[C]

I would just put Ryan's email in.

[D]

That's a good idea.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Or once in a while I'll just pull. I don't have an email.

[B]

Yeah, my AOL got deactivated.

[D]

Hey, that's a good way to figure out the construction worker thing from the last segment. Do you have an email?

[A]

If they have an email, they're not. They are a construction worker. Or if they don't have an email, they're construction.

[C]

If they do, it has to be an AOL.

[B]

Yeah, or like an MSN.

[A]

My dad had kappa1d.net as his email for like the longest time. Capital One. I don't even know if it's a company anymore. It's like Internet provider in town.

[C]

Oh, gotcha. @Capital1.com or something.

[A]

Yeah, it was his [e-mail] like the, the new one. Then he was pissed that they like dropped service for the email. So you had to get a new one.

[D]

Sorry, what do you say the. The new email for like my brother in law is an industrial welder and he doesn't have an email, but he has to have one for his phone. So it's an Apple ID email.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[C]

It's a bunch of gibberish.

[A]

Icloud. At icloud.

[D]

Yep. At icloud.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Get him in the fantasy football league was a nightmare.

[A]

But at that point you're just like, hey, you're just. Maybe not. You're not cut out for fantasy.

[D]

Yeah, he likes football, but maybe just like this phone, you just.

[A]

You gotta find an analog league that does it all by hand.

[D]

Submit your papers to me every Sunday morning.

[A]

Submit your team. Just like a baseball manager does the lineup at the beginning.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Every week. Yeah. For you it's so it was probably almost better to just have him tell you who he wants to draft. So you just do a forum.

[D]

Basically what ends up happening.

[A]

Yeah, I wanted life though. You know how awesome that sounds? To just not email.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

To just be that unbothered by the world that you don't even have an email.

[D]

He doesn't answer his texts ever. But if you call the guy, he answers in the first ring every time. Time.

[A]

Sounds awesome. Well, he's probably paying per text message.

[D]

He could be. He doesn't have that kind of guy. Yep.

[B]

600 texts a month or something.

[D]

He's also the same kind of guy that'll just drop a grand on a random boat on Facebook marketplace for no reason.

[A]

This guy sounds awesome.

[D]

Hell yeah.

[A]

He's living the dream.

[D]

Shout out to you, Gabe.

[B]

Gabe of course lives in the woods too.

[D]

He does? Yep.

[B]

Y.

[D]

The only thing that sucks about Gabe's life is he's stuck with my sister.

[A]

Your brother in law.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh God, that's funny. Yeah. Oh yeah. No, I know Gabe. I've met Gabe before. Right.

[D]

Maybe.

[A]

I feel like I have. He's got blonde hair.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Oh yeah. I know Gaby.

[D]

He's a curly headed.

[A]

The old Gabes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

He'S your Gabe. Oh yeah, that's Gabe. I mean that's classic Gabe.

[B]

Classic Gabes. Gaber.

[A]

He is stuck with your sister though.

[B]

Yeah, that's an issue.

[A]

That's Gabe. But that's just.

[D]

Thanks for taking her out of our lives, man. Yeah, we appreciate you jumping on the.

[A]

Grenade for your family.

[D]

We need someone had to do it. She kept showing up for Christmas.

[B]

Yeah, it's like.

[A]

Oh like every other year. Go somewhere else.

[D]

Seriously, give us a 12 month break.

[B]

Games has got a big family too. A lot of Christmases.

[D]

More than I have.

[C]

Oh, that's right. You have a lot of Christmases.

[B]

Eighteen, I think.

[D]

Yeah. You gotta be ramping up for that soon.

[B]

Speaking of buddies living, my parents aren't even divorced either. We saw like 16.

[A]

The least your parents could do is.

[D]

Be divorced than having justify the number a little bit.

[A]

Least they could do is get divorced.

[C]

There's still time.

[A]

Also, I don't know how.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

What a bunch of dweebs. They're still married. Dude, everyone's getting divorced these days.

[D]

Like half the people I know are getting divorced. Like 50%.

[A]

What a bunch of nerds. Oh, let's stay together.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh God, the 50s. Yeah.

[B]

Well then we'd have 19 Christmases and they're like 18. 16 is enough.

[A]

It's true.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Good even number.

[D]

During the break I was. I was taking a piss and I opened a Snapchat that I got at like 12:30 today and it was from my buddy and it just said lunch beers and it was two empty glasses and a full beer. And my buddy is a high school teacher.

[A]

Oh my God.

[D]

So he is. He is on his lunch break. He's a gym teacher, which checks out a little bit bit.

[B]

That's.

[D]

I mean just getting kind of thought.

[A]

They all were half in the bed.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a table tennis and badminton week.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. It's racket sports. He doesn't have to do well.

[A]

No, they're playing dodgeball. This afternoon. You need a little lubrication in the joints to be able to whip.

[B]

Whip the ball at these ball lube.

[D]

Need to loosen up a little bit. So he's sucking down beers at his high school lunch break.

[B]

He must have, like, a. Like, high school lunch breaks are, like, 24 minutes.

[D]

He must.

[A]

Gym teacher.

[D]

Yeah. It must have lined up with this. Maybe he stacked his lunch in his teacher's hour. Yeah, Back to back.

[B]

Oh, they're like his prep hour. As if you. You just roll the car. That's his prep. And unlock the gym door.

[D]

All right, kids, here, here. A bunch of these. These balls. Throw them at each other for the next 45 minutes.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like, what are we doing?

[D]

Doing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But even now, like, to be a little tuned up, honestly, probably being a little tuned up. Teaching. Tuned up. Teaching. Great.

[B]

B. Yeah.

[A]

A little tuned up while you're teaching. It probably makes you a better teacher.

[D]

It makes you more relatable.

[A]

Well, no, it's just like, you're more willing to just, like, keep the. You know, you're. You're up there doing impressions, and, you.

[D]

Know, it's dodgeball week, and he's just doing Peter the floor impressions. Yeah.

[A]

100.

[D]

Thank you, Chuck Norris.

[A]

Maybe if you're, like, the social studies teacher, you know, you, like, you come up with a funny chant right on the spot. Because you're just. Shit face.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Acting out a war scene.

[A]

Yeah, let's act it out. All right, you come up here. You come up here. Not you. You get up here. Let's go.

[D]

All right, you're Julius Caesar, and you're Brutus. Here's a knife.

[A]

Go. I know I got a knife in here somewhere. Just give me a sec. Give me a sec.

[D]

A lot of beer burps in the middle of their lecture.

[B]

So the Romans suck a coffee down after that.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yeah. No, if you're a history teacher, it's just an app. I mean, how engaging is an episode of drunk history?

[D]

Good point. Fantastic.

[A]

Do you. Would you rather sit through that, or would you rather sit through real history class? You're gonna want to watch drunk history. If anything, schools should be right next door to publish this.

[D]

Should.

[A]

You know, there is.

[B]

I mean, the one down the street kind of is.

[D]

I was gonna say, there's one in West Fargo that is basically sharing a parking lot with a actual pub. Like, it's labeled pub. Used to live by it.

[A]

But if. If he gets caught drinking during the middle of work day, he's definitely getting Canned, right?

[D]

I would assume so.

[A]

Like, for being honest. Which is why I'm not. Not to burst our bubble here, but, like, that's definitely a fireball offense.

[C]

What did zero tolerance become zero tolerance?

[B]

Color.

[D]

It's.

[A]

Yeah. What the. Come on. Yeah, Come on. What happened to the slap on the wrist policies? You know, next thing you're gonna tell me is that, like, you can't be smoking weed by the woodshed anymore.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Why do they have egg shops in.

[A]

In.

[B]

In school? So kids can smoke behind it.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

And teachers. I mean, come on. Bring back slap on the wrist Paul.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Relax.

[B]

Times are so much easier.

[A]

When did people start getting so serious about their kids? They're just kids.

[D]

That's why you bring in a school, so you don't have to think about them for six hours.

[A]

You know, like what you're. Oh, oh, we're just molding them for their entire life. Whatever, dude. The second that your teacher can't have a beer on lunch. The second that you can't parent while having a beer either.

[B]

That's a good point, actually.

[A]

That's a really good difference, you know.

[B]

That's a really good point.

[A]

I'm not saying you got to be doing drop shots with. Just have a cup of beer or two. A couple. Two tree beers. I'm pretty sure the entire state of Wisconsin is doing that already.

[C]

For sure.

[D]

Wow. That's part. They have a whole. They have a 15 minute break. Four beers. Those teachers in Wisconsin.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know, like the mandatory, like 15 minute break if it's hot out. You know, it's like the mandatory. Just like if you've had a long week. Near break.

[D]

In Wisconsin, there's a kegerator in the teacher's lounge. They call it a bubbler. Sorry.

[A]

Yeah, Sorry. But, yeah.

[D]

Wow. Yeah.

[A]

Incriminating evidence for that guy.

[D]

Yeah, that's. I'm not trying to give out too many details, so.

[A]

No, I don't think you've given out any details other than this guy a gym teacher, and he's just doing what we all expect gym teachers to be doing.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Stay the course, my guy.

[C]

I got a patron question.

[A]

Let's go.

[C]

What do you got, Shelby tugging my shaft asks.

[D]

That's a new one.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What are the items in a garage SL shed that tells you that this guy.

[D]

Trying to think of all the things in my garage.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Jesus Christ. A running vehicle with a door shut.

[D]

Hey, this guy.

[B]

I think more than like three European mounts is a good start.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Some Dead animals on the wall.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep. Some sort of taxidermy.

[A]

I think if you got a welder.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Knows his.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I mean. Yeah. You know, if you're an amateur, you don't add a welder. You wouldn't even bother. You wouldn't even know where to buy one.

[C]

And a welder mask with like flames on it. Like a cool welders mask.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

This guy. Yeah. I also think that you kind of. If you got like a. If you got a. An air wrench.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

You know. Okay. Like if you're doing enough work in the garage that you don't even bother with just a regular wrench to get your wheels off. Like you, you like you're doing some work in there.

[C]

Yeah. Like an air compressor that turns on every half hour.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That just has to be that you're.

[A]

That you're doing enough cool in the garage. You always need your air compressor to be full of air. You.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Probably like an industrial car jack.

[B]

I was just going to say if you have a jack that, that, that in addition to the one in your vehicle.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You have a rolling jack in your, in your garage. You.

[D]

Yeah, I got one of those.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You'd be putting that work in.

[D]

I don't have any of the other stuff though, except Europeans.

[B]

I mean I think if you, if you got like an old school radio, SL/CD player. How do you feel about 30 years old?

[D]

How do you feel about 8 track surround sound?

[A]

That I guess.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But yeah, if the radio, the radio in there is. Has been continuously turned on longer than the radio station that's playing has been in existence. You fuck.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

That's a good one. Yeah.

[A]

If you have a radio that never gets shut off, even at the end of the day that you.

[D]

Fuck.

[A]

That's sick.

[C]

There's gotta be a little bit of static. Not a lot though.

[B]

Yeah, that's a really good.

[A]

Gotta have an antenna.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, we're not doing I heart radio.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Not. Yeah, we're not messing around with ox cords.

[D]

Absolutely zero Bluetooth in that garage.

[A]

Well, first of all, that gives you cancer. So that's just dumb cancer. It's just dumb in the first place.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I mean if you got an ashtray in your shatter garage, you're putting that work.

[D]

Well if. Yeah. If your ashtray is a five gallon bucket.

[B]

Good point. It's a good point.

[D]

Oh, I feel like you gotta have some signage in there. It could be a neon, it could be a road sign that you stole or were gifted somehow.

[C]

Yeah. Mile marker 69. Road sign.

[D]

Yeah. That's a great one.

[A]

Yeah. Nothing screams. I like a smile. 69 sign. Nothing screams.

[D]

I pulled over on the interstate and vandalized government property.

[A]

That guy.

[C]

I like this guy.

[A]

I feel like if you're. If like most of the stuff you own is overhead. So, like, you have rig ups that are like over. You have so much in your garage that you ran out of space on the walls or that you had to do the, like, stuff that goes above.

[C]

You like a kayak.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Hanging from the rafters. Yeah. You know, totes. And all sorts of stuff.

[C]

Christmas decorations.

[A]

Yeah. If your Christmas decorations are in your basement and not in the ceiling of your garage, you don't.

[B]

You're a virgin.

[A]

If you. Yeah. If you don't. If you don't have, like, you know, part of your garage, like a stud in your. First of all, if you got Sheetrock in your garage, you don't.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

I don't. I me that Sheetrock, it sucks. If you just got raw studs in your garage, you. And secondly, if you don't have at least one stud with a giant burn mark on it almost started your garage on fire, you don't.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, you gotta have like a butane torch sitting on the. Sitting on the workbench.

[D]

That you use mostly to light cigarettes.

[A]

And if your TV is a flat screen, you're doing it wrong.

[B]

You're a virgin. If your TV has color, you're a virgin.

[C]

You have a tv.

[A]

So. Yeah, I would say that's probably. Does it.

[C]

Just a few things.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you don't have all that stuff, you're a virgin.

[B]

Even if you have kids inside your.

[A]

House, you're still a virgin.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Here's your view.

[B]

We now pronounce you born again.

[D]

You've bathed in the waters of yvr. Born again.

[B]

Yeah. We've coded you with this episode to birth you again as a virgin. And I'm a. I. I'm in that category.

[C]

You're a virgin.

[D]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

I got Sheetrock on the wall.

[A]

Yeah. My garage does not scream that. I definitely screams that I'm a virgin.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I gotta work on that.

[D]

I had about half the. We talked about. Definitely not all of it, though.

[A]

I definitely have enough to be able to put it overhead. They're just all in piles on the ground.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You have everything we just talked about, you just can't find it.

[A]

I just couldn't pinpoint where they are.

[C]

I swear I'm not a virgin.

[A]

Like, they're in There somewhere.

[B]

I just don't know.

[A]

Hell yeah. I got a gas can in my. In my garage. I don't know if it's mixed or not, so therefore it just is, like, rendered useless.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Know, like, I didn't do the smart thing and write mixed gas, so I should assume that it is not mixed gas. But it's like, you also don't want to assume that it's not mixed and then you put it in something you shouldn't.

[D]

Yeah. Mix.

[B]

Just pour it out a little bit. It's probably. There's some blue tint to it for sure.

[D]

Mixed gas never goes in the big gas cans, always the little ones.

[A]

So I. The other day I realized that. So I just dumped it down the sewer.

[C]

Good.

[A]

Figure I'd get rid of it the right way. Don't want to kill any grass or anything like that.

[D]

Just put it back in the drinking water where it came from. Yeah.

[A]

Put back in the ground where it came from.

[D]

Yeah. Reduce, reuse, recycle.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Who knows?

[B]

I could be sitting on a gold mine of oil right here. There's no gas underneath the ground.

[A]

But in reality, though, like, let's say you have a full gas can. Can that you, like, you can't use or something. Like, what do you do with it?

[D]

I think you're supposed to bring it to, like, a hazardous waste.

[C]

Yeah, like a refinery or something.

[A]

Well, I can tell you what, I'm not doing that. That thing's gonna be in my garage until I die. Because, like, doesn't gas go bad after a while, too?

[D]

Yeah, I think so.

[A]

So it's like, I probably already passed the point. It's probably even. Not even good gas. Even if I knew if it was mixed or not, that it's like the.

[C]

Plastic is going to decompose.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

500.

[B]

You also just put it in a sprayer. Just spray weeds.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

That ain't a bad idea at all, actually.

[B]

I mean, then you're dispersing it across a larger area.

[D]

It's not getting directly into the. The groundwater.

[B]

No, it's not like it's. It's going into the roots of the weed. It's just surface level type kill it.

[A]

I mean, honestly, if I just dump like a. Like a. Like a cup of it in. In each gas tank that I have.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Like, because a whole tank of bad gas or mixed gas. Right. Like, that'll. That'll up a vehicle that doesn't need that. Right. But if you just did a little bit over time, it'll get Diluted by the rest of it.

[D]

Yeah, you.

[C]

I don't think that's how.

[B]

I mean, you can just.

[A]

I think. I think that could be the move.

[B]

You could just put like half in. In your oil, like your oil reservoir and half in your gas tank. Stink.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

If it's mixed and then you're good to go.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So this is what you should do. You should just.

[B]

Doesn't oil set? Because oil. Does oil separate? No, it wouldn't separate from gas. You gotta shake mixed gas if you let it sit long enough.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

I doubt it.

[D]

I'm not an engine guy, really. But what you should do, you just get a burn barrel. That's your fire starter.

[A]

Now that's actually great.

[B]

Actually, bring it over to my place. We can start that fire.

[A]

We can?

[B]

Yeah, I'm gonna be starting that up pretty soon.

[A]

And you're gonna need some bad gas to get that thing going.

[D]

Yeah. Better than wasting good gas. Yeah.

[B]

Then we let it evaporate up into the air.

[D]

Smart.

[C]

I got one fun fact. There was no S sound for the letter C in ancient Roman Latin. Thus Gaius Julius Caesar was pronounced that gas. Julius Kaiser.

[D]

His.

[C]

His name is where the Germans and Russians got their name for the king. Kaiser and zar, respectively.

[A]

So it was a K sound, but in Czar, it was silent.

[D]

Yeah, but.

[B]

And if you're Mike Tyson, it was a th.

[D]

But there's a. There's a leader that. That's called the Kaiser. Like K, A, I.

[A]

No, I know, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where they got it from. So it would. It wouldn't have been circle. It would have been Kirkle.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

If you use the pronunciation correctly.

[D]

So was Cicero.

[B]

Kickero, Probably. Who? Cicero.

[D]

Yeah. You wouldn't know him.

[B]

No. Yeah, that's why I'm asking.

[A]

Kickero. Yeah, it be Kickero. I don't know. I is. I'm so far out of my depth here, I don't even know what to do with old gas. How am I going to figure this.

[C]

Out, let alone ancient Roman lat?

[A]

What are we doing? History teacher was getting lunch.

[B]

Beers.

[A]

Dude. That.

[B]

That is a thing though. Like. Like that. That, like the. Like. Okay, so when you build this building, you got what, three five gallon buckets of paint over there? Yeah, like, okay, so I'll bring it to hazardous waste. But when am I ever gonna go there? Like, what do we. What do we do with. Like this?

[A]

Also what's kind of funny about that fun fact is what do I do with that information?

[C]

You know, it's a fun fact.

[A]

It is a fun fact. But what do I do with it?

[D]

You just. You. You actually. People, when they talk about ancient Rome, like, actually, it's.

[A]

It's not circa. It's Kirka. Yeah, it wasn't circa that year. It was Kirka that year. If you want to be historically accurate.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That is not canon. It's not san. And it's canon.

[B]

Your wife has to go in for it. Like, they say that your wife has to go in for a C section. You're like, well, actually, it'd be considered key section.

[A]

Well, actually, it's a circumcision. Not a circumcision.

[B]

A Kirkum. Kishan.

[A]

The Romans called it a Kirkumcision. Yeah, well, actually. So, yeah, I guess that's what I can do with it. Well, actually, people.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What receiver did you say got first off the board in Fantasy this year? I took KE Lamb. KE Lamb. Wide receiver. One.

[C]

Super sub.

[D]

Oh, well.

[A]

Is that it, Jared? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet your Radio. Have a great week. We'll see you in the next one. Oh, you betcha. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

How long would it take the fellows to say the same word at the same time?

[D]

Oh, like on 1, 2, 3.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, Tyler, you and I. I. Okay, you do a three, two. You do a one, two, three.

[C]

One, two, three.

[D]

O.

[B]

Animals. Okay, let's stay in that vein.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

One.

[C]

One, two, three.

[A]

Cat. Oh, let's go.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Two.

[D]

Now you too.

[A]

All right, you guys are team Ryan. Let's do it. All right.

[C]

You know we got the first try to.

[B]

You know right where I'm going with this one.

[D]

All right. Right.

[A]

Three, two, one, Dog.

[D]

That was a good guess, though, Jerry.

[A]

You guys are. I mean, penis and dog. Very close. All right, you ready? Three, two, one, Cat. All right, Jared, me and you. Me and you. Tyler, count it down. We're Cat, guys.

[D]

Three, two, one, Cat.

[A]

Let's go. Takes one.

[D]

Hey. All right, Ryan. Ready?

[A]

Three, two, Cat.

[D]

We gotta do it before them. We had to beat him.

[A]

All right. Took zero for you guys. Yeah.

[D]

Well, we answered that one quick.

[A]

And easy, that one. That was good.

[D]

Yeah, it was good. Now all four of us.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Three, two, two, one.

[B]

Cat.

[D]

Nice.

[A]

It's just the chemistry is off the charts.

[C]

I was gonna sabotage it, but I didn't want to.

[A]

We could try. We could do all three together. All four of us together.

[D]

Let's.

[A]

You can't do cat or dog. Or dog or any of the words we just said.

[C]

Okay, 1, 2, 3.

[D]

Ball. I said ball.

[A]

You said ball. You said fridge. You said.

[B]

I didn't say anything. It froze up.

[A]

I won't lie. So we didn't even have a shot at getting on the first one.

[B]

I froze up. I was gonna say beer, but then I. I could read your lips. I knew none of you were gonna say that, so I froze.

[A]

Okay. All right, so we got football ball, fridge, nothing.

[B]

And nothing.

[A]

All right.

[B]

No.

[A]

All right, so now we know that you ready. All right. Three, two, one. Beer. What'd you say?

[D]

Run.

[C]

Baseball ball.

[A]

You already said ball.

[B]

No. Well, yeah, no, I said beer.

[A]

That we got further away.

[D]

Yeah, we got worse. We got way worse.

[A]

This is gone wild before. You said what?

[C]

Baseball.

[A]

Baseball.

[D]

Run.

[B]

Beer.

[D]

Ball.

[A]

Okay, we're here.

[B]

Baseball.

[A]

Run.

[B]

Beer.

[D]

Yeah, I was trying to go with run because fridges run. Football ball.

[A]

All right, you guys ready? Three, two, one. Stadium.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Stadium. Bar.

[D]

Drink.

[A]

Drink.

[B]

Beer.

[A]

We're. We're. You can't just keep things.

[B]

Okay, now, we were gonna just pile on to one that we said already. All right, We're.

[A]

We're right there. Jared, what did you say? You said bar.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, I think I said drink.

[A]

Drink. Stadium.

[B]

Beer. Here.

[A]

Okay. A. I don't know. 4. It's so much harder. So much harder.

[D]

I got what I'm going to say.

[C]

We're going to be here till midnight.

[B]

I got one, too. I got one, too.

[A]

All right, I got one. You guys ready? Yeah. It's not.

[C]

Be good.

[A]

Three, two, one. Dog.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What you say?

[B]

Feel.

[A]

Field seat. Seat.

[D]

I said shot.

[A]

And I said hot dog.

[C]

I was gonna say hot. I was close to saying.

[A]

Oh, okay. All right.

[B]

Thinking about it, too.

[A]

Here we go. Okay. This is so much fun. You said field. Field seat.

[D]

I said shots.

[A]

Shots. Hot dog.

[C]

I got one.

[A]

I got one, too. 3, 2, 1. Nachos.

[B]

I think we're getting closer.

[A]

What'd you say?

[D]

Burger.

[A]

Burger.

[D]

Food. Food.

[A]

Nachos.

[B]

End zone. That was the outlier. Okay, well, I know where to wrangle it in.

[A]

All right, all right, all right. I got it. I got it.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

All right.

[C]

I think I got it.

[B]

Me, too.

[A]

Three, three, two, one.

[C]

Pizza.

[A]

Pizza.

[D]

Popcorn.

[B]

Pretzel prod.

[D]

Hey, we're. We're all on.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[C]

I got it. I think I got it. I think I got it.

[A]

I think I got it.

[B]

What'd you say? Last?

[C]

Pizza. Pizza.

[D]

Popcorn.

[B]

What'd you say?

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Okay, I. I got it.

[D]

2.

[C]

Wait, I don't know if we.

[A]

What did you say?

[B]

Endzone.

[D]

No. You said that two times ago. You said pretzel.

[B]

Yes. Sorry. Yep. Sorry.

[A]

Okay, I got it.

[B]

I got it.

[A]

3, 2, 1.

[D]

God damn it.

[A]

You said what?

[B]

Nachos.

[A]

I already said nachos.

[D]

Soda concessions.

[A]

I almost said pop, but I said candy.

[D]

I don't. I think we're.

[B]

You almost said pop. Okay, you can't say.

[A]

Here we go.

[C]

I need a second.

[D]

Me too.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Hi, Cat.

[D]

We're out of concession stand.

[C]

Trying to think so, too.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, dude, they. There's a concession food.

[D]

No hints.

[A]

No hints.

[D]

No hints.

[C]

We can't do it that way.

[D]

Okay, I got one. I got one. I.

[B]

Okay, we'll get one more stab at it.

[A]

All right, we'll try three, two, one.

[B]

I froze up again. I froze up because I. I was debating on two of them in my head while we were going through two.

[D]

Water. Corn dog.

[A]

God damn it.

[C]

Corn dog would have been good.

[D]

We done every other type of dog. It's the only one I could think of.

[A]

We haven't even gotten the same one.

[D]

With two of us.

[B]

What I was gonna say was, why.

[A]

Is it so much harder?

[D]

Hey, sometimes two heads are better than four. It's.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, it's just.

[A]

I kind of don't want to lose, though. Like, we have to keep going, and.

[D]

Jared's like, this episode.

[C]

This is good.

[A]

All right, let's. Let's maybe clean slate it, you guys. Okay.

[B]

Takes a while to get to concession food. I've gone through every concession food. I haven't gotten it.

[A]

All right, well, Jared, you take the lead.

[D]

We'll.

[A]

We'll do. We'll throw one away. You take the lead, and then after what you say, we'll focus on something else. We'll focus. We'll. We'll go into your section. Action. How's that sound? We got to do some strategy.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

[A]

So Jared's taking the lead here. We're all gonna say one.

[D]

Maybe we get right, but we're sticking to Jared's lane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Cba.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Three, two, one.

[C]

Laundry.

[A]

I froze. Didn't matter.

[B]

You know it didn't matter.

[A]

You said Jared. Laundry. All right, here we go.

[D]

Go.

[A]

Three, two, one. Detergent.

[D]

Ryan and I said basket.

[A]

Basket. I said detergent. You said socks. Socks. Okay. All right, well, Jared said. You said what? I said socks.

[C]

Socks.

[A]

Okay, Here we go. 3, 2, 1.

[D]

We were. So. None of us said the same thing.

[A]

You said pants.

[D]

I said feet.

[B]

I said folding. He said socks last time. Yeah, And I said folding.

[A]

All right, let's go. Rapid. Fire. Three, two, one. Washing machine. I said three, two, one. Dryer.

[B]

Lights, darks. Lights and darks.

[A]

All right, we have to stop.

[D]

We will never get it.

[A]

We'll never get. Well, I think this could be a Patreon challenge. We just. We. We lock ourselves in this room one time until we get it.

[D]

Live stream until we all do it.

[B]

Okay, cut the live stream. All right, what are we gonna say?

[A]

Is it a rule that you can't say the same one again?

[D]

I suppose, yeah. You're supposed to just narrow it down. But the dictionary is really big, guys.

[A]

If you want more, you bet your radio. You gotta out our Patreon. You got to go to patreon.com bets radio or look us up on the app. And we have hundreds of hours of other episodes on there that you can't get unless you're signed up. So you got to check us out on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby.