Building The Ultimate Golf Course

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio

Episode: Building The Ultimate Golf Course

Date: October 6, 2025
Host: Myles the You Betcha Guy, with Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod

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Episode Overview

This episode takes on a comedic, collaborative brainstorming session where the hosts design their ultimate “YBR Country Club” golf course, given an unlimited budget. Through classic Midwest banter and tongue-in-cheek ideas, they reimagine what a dream golf club could be—from outlandish features to genuine golfer pain points and all the fun (and food) in between.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Course Layout & Golfing Experience

• Three Unique 9-Hole Courses (27 Holes Total)
  • “Three nines. Because then if you want to play...39 sounds awesome.” (00:19)
  • Avoids the scenario where people neglect one set of holes because there’s a clear favorite 18.
  • Adds variety and freshness to every round.
• An 18-Hole Par-3 Course:
  • “I love me a par three course.” (00:53)
  • Par-3s often are only 9 holes; the hosts want to double that for more fun.
• Nine-Hole Pitch & Putt:
  • “So everything is like under 60 yards. Should be pretty fun.” (01:00)
• ‘Party’ Nine Holes:
  • “I also think we should have nine holes…with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.” (02:42)
  • Always set up for night golf (“glowball”)—a lively vibe for those who want a party atmosphere on the course (02:52)

Facilities & Amenities

• Clubhouse Sports Book:
  • “Sports book would be great.” (01:17)
• Food & Beverage
  • “People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is...They gotta have great sandwiches. Dinner…phenomenal steaks. Fish sandwiches, the whole thing.” (01:33-01:54)
• Hooters-Style Service:
  • “We steal all the workers from Hooters...and at every single tee box, there's a...little bar.” (04:37-05:10)
• Sauna, Spa & Massage:
  • “I'd like…a sauna and, like, hot tub, like, spa style for, like, adults.” (02:52)
  • Free massage therapist and chiropractor services. (03:37-03:42)
• Unlimited Equipment Access:
  • “I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round...try out a different thing of clubs till you find the right one.” (03:46-04:12)
  • “I'd also like to never pay for a ball again...so just unlimited free balls.” (04:22-04:25)
• Topgolf Vibe at Tee Boxes:
  • “Kind of have like a topgolf situation at every tee box. Like a hangout area.” (04:30-04:35)
• Ball Spotter Feature:
  • “Have a guy—an old guy out in the fairway that runs over to wherever your ball lands and puts a flag so you never have to look for a ball again...he needs to have some, like, raunchy jokes.” (05:16-05:30)
• Video Cameras on Par-3 Holes:
  • “I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole...so if you had a hole one, you got video footage from every angle.” (05:44-05:48)
• Daycare at the Clubhouse:
  • “Also a daycare at the clubhouse.” (06:38)
  • “Daycare would be great...phenomenal, actually.” (06:43-06:45)

Unique Golf Club Rules & Culture

• Inclusive, Natural Swingers Vibe:

  • “We're not going to advertise we're a swingers club...You want people to enter the club, not swingers. And then they become swingers through the club.” (02:13-02:22)

• Party Holes (“Glowball”)

  • “Always set up for Global” (night/party golf). (02:52)

• Caddy Experience:

  • Want caddies to have their own carts, be full of “good, inappropriate jokes,” but not have to walk or be too close during the round. (06:57-07:23)

• No Out of Bounds:

  • “There's also gonna be no out of bounds...if you hit it out of bounds, you just get to drop it wherever it went out. No penalty strokes.” (07:43-07:56)
  • “You want your members...hitting good scores. You want them to come back.” (07:57-08:03)

Special Features

• Ride Service for Over-Served Members:
  • “There's always someone...One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.” (08:09-08:26)
  • “That is actually maybe above all of these. That's what I want.” (08:26)
• Domino Dan Legend (Drinking Lore):
  • Speculating on drinking 36 beers during 27 holes (“Domino Dan could have maybe done it...He’s actually writing a book right now called the DD36 method”). (09:13-10:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sandwiches:
  “People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is...They gotta have great sandwiches.” (01:33, Main Commentator)

• On the Party Holes:
  “I also think we should have nine holes…with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.” (02:42, Main Commentator)

• On Caddies:
  “I want him to ride in the cart with me...I don't want them walking with my bags, that just takes too long.” (07:17-07:23, Main Commentator)

• On Unlimited Gear:
  “I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round...try out a different thing of clubs till you find the right one.” (03:46-04:12, Main Commentator)

• On Videoing Hole-in-Ones:
  “I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole...so if you had a hole-in-one, you got video footage from every angle.” (05:44-05:48, Golf Enthusiast)

• On Alcohol Logistics:
  “There's always someone…One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.” (08:09-08:26, Main Commentator)

• Building the Drinking Legend:
  “It's going to be like the TB12 method, but it's going to be the DD36 method.” (09:54, Main Commentator)
  “Domino Dan's like a mythical creature at this point.” (10:02, Host)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00-01:00: Introducing the dream golf course (three nines, par-3, pitch and putt)
• 01:11-01:54: Sports book in clubhouse and food priorities
• 02:04-02:32: jokes about “swingers club” culture
• 02:42-03:22: Party holes with music, spa and sauna ideas
• 03:37-04:25: Unlimited clubs, balls, test-drive concept
• 04:30-05:30: Bar at every tee, Hooters staff, ball spotter character
• 05:44-06:14: Cameras on every par-3 for hole-in-one footage, “shot of the day” contest
• 06:38-06:53: On-site daycare discussion
• 06:57-07:32: Caddy protocols
• 07:43-08:03: “No out of bounds” policy
• 08:09-08:26: Dedicated ride-and-car return service for overserved members
• 09:03-10:14: “36 beers in a day”* (Domino Dan lore and the “DD36 method”)

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Tone & Style

The episode blends hyperbole and humor with sincere, creative ideas. The crew riffs off each other with classic Midwest self-deprecation, nostalgia, and plenty of off-color comedic asides.

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In Summary

The “Ultimate Golf Course” episode is a quintessential You Betcha Radio blend—equal parts wild imagination and practical Midwest innovation. The hosts riff through endless dream features, from party holes and in-house spa services to outlandish caddies and drink logistics, never straying far from their signature comedic chemistry and love of food, drink, and a good golf story.

Whether you’re a die-hard golfer or just in for the laughs, this episode offers plenty of both—plus a dream club that, in fantasy, everyone in the Midwest would want to join.

Transcript

[Host]

What's the dream? YBR country club golf course. Looking like unlimited budget.

[Main Commentator]

Unlimited budget.

[Golf Enthusiast]

27 holes.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Because, dude, to go more than three 18s or. Oh, you're going three nines.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Three nines. Because then if you want to play.

[Main Commentator]

Because once you get more than three nines, it's like you clearly have a favorite 18 round, you know, Then it's like the rest is wasted for 39. Sounds awesome. 3. Yes.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Yes, it does.

[Main Commentator]

That will also be the bev carts. No, we'll do three ten.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

One on each nine.

[Main Commentator]

So yeah, we'll go three nines. But then I also want 18 par. Whole par three course.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Okay.

[Main Commentator]

I love me a par three course.

[Golf Enthusiast]

I also like the 18 holes. Usually they're nine holes just not enough.

[Main Commentator]

I also want a nine hole pitch and putt. So everything is like under 60 yards. Okay. Should be pretty fun.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Main Commentator]

And yes, I think a sports book.

[Host]

In the clubhouse bar.

[Main Commentator]

Sports book would be great.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Sports would be great.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Golf Enthusiast]

I'm a big links course type of guy, so I don't know whether you guys want this in the trees or not, but I'm a link style golfer.

[Host]

Links means what?

[Golf Enthusiast]

No trees.

[Host]

Gotcha.

[Golf Enthusiast]

A lot of fescue.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah, I'm fine with that. I'm kind of wild. Man with the driver. Food. People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Agreed.

[Main Commentator]

It's gone. Eating a great lunch. They got to have great sandwiches. Dinner, you gotta be having some phenomenal steaks.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Fish sandwich.

[Main Commentator]

Fish sandwiches, the whole thing. So the food's got to be top tier elite.

[Golf Enthusiast]

This could also double as a swingers club.

[Main Commentator]

Okay. Swingers.

[Co-Host]

Yeah, swingers.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Welcome.

[Main Commentator]

I mean, I think that happens naturally.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Okay, so that's just a natural thing. We don't even need to. We don't.

[Main Commentator]

We're not going to advertise where a swingers club.

[Golf Enthusiast]

No advertising.

[Main Commentator]

You're getting some weird people.

[Co-Host]

Okay.

[Main Commentator]

We want the weirdness. Just get pulled out of normal people.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Okay.

[Main Commentator]

We don't want. Right. Like you want people to enter the club, not swingers. And then they become swingers through the club. You don't want swingers signing up.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Got it for that specifically.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah. Guys. Then it's like.

[Host]

Or take a pineapple off the menu.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

I. I also think we should have nine holes. It's like the party nine holes with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.

[Co-Host]

Global.

[Golf Enthusiast]

It's always set up for Global.

[Main Commentator]

It's always set up for Global. I'd like. I actually think that they. We should have, like, like a sauna and, like, hot tub, like, spa style for, like, adults.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Kind of like.

[Main Commentator]

Like they have, like the. They have like a pool at country clubs with, like a. They might have a hot tub there.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Like, that's like the kids thing.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Like, I'd love to go, like, do like a steam. Steam room or a sauna or something like that. A little more like, you know, just me and the guys in our towels just hanging out in the hot room.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Steam room. Massage therapist.

[Main Commentator]

Massage therapist. That's free.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Main Commentator]

Chiropractor free.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Main Commentator]

I'd also. I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Almost like taking a vehicle for a test drive.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah. So it's like you get. You get your measurements and fittedness for whatever, and then you, like, each round, you just try out different thing of clubs till you find the right one. Because.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Sure.

[Main Commentator]

Hitting your ball. Hitting the balls in, like, the sim at the, like, at the store to, like, do it. You don't know how it's going to be in the real world.

[Co-Host]

Yep. Yep.

[Main Commentator]

I'd also like to never pay for a ball again.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Main Commentator]

So just unlimited free balls.

[Co-Host]

Yes.

[Host]

Kind of have like a topgolf situation at every tee box.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Like a hangout area.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah. Or at least, like, if we have unlimited budget, we just have, you know, we steal all the clientele from Hooters, and they are. Or not clientele. The workers from Hooters.

[Host]

We don't want the client.

[Main Commentator]

We are the clientele. Yeah. Yeah. We want to steal the workers from Hooters, and they now work at our thing. But we don't even need to change. We don't need to change the outfits either. Like, they just come right from work. And at every single tee box, there's a. There's a little bar.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

We even.

[Co-Host]

We.

[Golf Enthusiast]

We go back to the original shorts.

[Co-Host]

Yep. That.

[Golf Enthusiast]

The ones that people. People like.

[Co-Host]

I don't know.

[Main Commentator]

Also, we have unlimited budget. We actually have a guy. An old guy out in the fairway that runs over to wherever your ball lands and puts a flag so you never have to look for a ball again.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Spotter.

[Co-Host]

Yep.

[Main Commentator]

But he needs to be an old guy because he needs to have some, like, raunchy jokes that when you show up and, you know, chum it up with them, he's got to have some funny zingers that are borderline inappropriate.

[Co-Host]

Yep. Yep.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Yeah. I would like. I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole.

[Main Commentator]

Yes. So if you had a whole one, you got video footage from every angle.

[Host]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

I would also like to do shake of the day style, but it's like shot of the day, so it's like a. I don't know, say, 120 yard shot every. You get one shot a day. Say it's a buck, five bucks. Whatever. You get one shot. You hit a hole in one, you get the whole pot.

[Host]

I love that.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah, I like that. I was also thinking we should rewrite the rules on hitting a hole one. Like, let's make it at this club that you don't have to buy everyone else's drinks. Everyone buys you drinks. Just do that 100%. It seems like a really easy fix.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Or because we're such a good club, we just. We buy everyone's drinks.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

On a bit of budget.

[Host]

That's why I don't want to hit a hole in one, because I don't want to buy all those drinks.

[Main Commentator]

This. Imagine. It's the worst.

[Host]

Terrible. I think. Also a daycare at the clubhouse.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Yes, Daycare would be great.

[Co-Host]

Yeah. Yep.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Be phenomenal, actually.

[Host]

Why don't they do that?

[Golf Enthusiast]

It's a good question.

[Co-Host]

They do now. Yeah.

[Host]

Seems like a layup.

[Main Commentator]

Also want a caddy, but. But I want him in his own cart.

[Host]

He's got to have good, inappropriate jokes, too.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah. It's. It's gonna be like the old guy, but a little bit younger.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

With the same jokes.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

There's enough distance between you where you don't have to talk at all times.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah. It's like, chop it up.

[Co-Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Like, I want him to ride in the cart with me.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Right.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

And I don't want them walking with my bags. That just takes too long.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

So he just gave him his own cart.

[Golf Enthusiast]

And I don't want him. Yeah. Standing on the back where the clubs are at, because then he could be doing bunny ears to me, you know, you're right.

[Co-Host]

You're right.

[Host]

It's gonna be a rigorous hiring process for caddies.

[Co-Host]

It is. Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Well, we'll find the right people, though.

[Main Commentator]

There's also gonna be no out of bounds.

[Golf Enthusiast]

I like that.

[Main Commentator]

Me, no out of bounds.

[Host]

So no water.

[Main Commentator]

So if you hit it out of bounds, you just get to drop it wherever it went out. No penalty strokes.

[Host]

Okay.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Because you want your members, you want them hitting good scores.

[Host]

You want to come back.

[Golf Enthusiast]

You want them to come back. You want me to be satisfied with that round.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

I mean, that's kind of it. We could just Also, I. I'd like a. There's going to be a service that I can get hammered at the clubhouse whenever I want. And there's always someone who. There's two guys. One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.

[Co-Host]

Boom.

[Host]

That's perfect.

[Main Commentator]

That is actually maybe above all of these. That's what I want.

[Host]

That would be awesome.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Because If I slam 18 beers on the course and then 18 beers after, I'm gonna probably need a ride home.

[Host]

Probably.

[Main Commentator]

And. But I don't want to have to go get my car the next day. No walk of shave.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

I mean, I ain't gonna get in my car and I say till 3:00pm, I'm not gonna wake up till 3:00pm you know?

[Main Commentator]

What is that? It's 36 beers.

[Co-Host]

Yeah. I'll do it.

[Host]

27 holes.

[Main Commentator]

36 pounders.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Host]

Could you drink that much? I was just thinking about that, like, realistically.

[Golf Enthusiast]

No. I'd be in the hospital. I'd be in the hospital so quick.

[Main Commentator]

Domino Dan could have maybe done it. 36 pounders.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

I mean, I. I would have, but, like, let's say, like, it's like I plan out what I'm eating. You know, it's in a controlled environment. I have a schedule. It's like in 12 hours, I'm gonna drink 36 beers. So what? That's three beers an hour.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Golf Enthusiast]

That's a lot of beers.

[Main Commentator]

I know. It's management. You know, you throw in, like a liquid IV here and there.

[Golf Enthusiast]

I mean, we like slice of pizza. That's a lot.

[Main Commentator]

Well, you're forgetting about who Domino Dan was.

[Golf Enthusiast]

No, I know, I know. But the more. The more you got to. You really have to dial in how much you're going to eat, because if you eat too much, you're going to get too full, drink too much.

[Main Commentator]

It's going to be like Tom Br. The TV 12 method, but it's going to be the DD 36 method.

[Co-Host]

Yeah.

[Main Commentator]

Domino Dan. 36 method.

[Host]

Domino Dan's like a mythical creature at this point.

[Golf Enthusiast]

Yeah.

[Host]

And the lore keeps building and building.

[Main Commentator]

Yeah, he's. He's actually writing a book right now called the DD36 method.

[Host]

He's drinking right now. He can't write it.

[Main Commentator]

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