Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio

Episode: Building The Ultimate Golf Course

Date: October 6, 2025
Host: Myles the You Betcha Guy, with Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod

Episode Overview

This episode takes on a comedic, collaborative brainstorming session where the hosts design their ultimate “YBR Country Club” golf course, given an unlimited budget. Through classic Midwest banter and tongue-in-cheek ideas, they reimagine what a dream golf club could be—from outlandish features to genuine golfer pain points and all the fun (and food) in between.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Course Layout & Golfing Experience

• Three Unique 9-Hole Courses (27 Holes Total)
  • “Three nines. Because then if you want to play...39 sounds awesome.” (00:19)
  • Avoids the scenario where people neglect one set of holes because there’s a clear favorite 18.
  • Adds variety and freshness to every round.
• An 18-Hole Par-3 Course:
  • “I love me a par three course.” (00:53)
  • Par-3s often are only 9 holes; the hosts want to double that for more fun.
• Nine-Hole Pitch & Putt:
  • “So everything is like under 60 yards. Should be pretty fun.” (01:00)
• ‘Party’ Nine Holes:
  • “I also think we should have nine holes…with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.” (02:42)
  • Always set up for night golf (“glowball”)—a lively vibe for those who want a party atmosphere on the course (02:52)

Facilities & Amenities

• Clubhouse Sports Book:
  • “Sports book would be great.” (01:17)
• Food & Beverage
  • “People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is...They gotta have great sandwiches. Dinner…phenomenal steaks. Fish sandwiches, the whole thing.” (01:33-01:54)
• Hooters-Style Service:
  • “We steal all the workers from Hooters...and at every single tee box, there's a...little bar.” (04:37-05:10)
• Sauna, Spa & Massage:
  • “I'd like…a sauna and, like, hot tub, like, spa style for, like, adults.” (02:52)
  • Free massage therapist and chiropractor services. (03:37-03:42)
• Unlimited Equipment Access:
  • “I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round...try out a different thing of clubs till you find the right one.” (03:46-04:12)
  • “I'd also like to never pay for a ball again...so just unlimited free balls.” (04:22-04:25)
• Topgolf Vibe at Tee Boxes:
  • “Kind of have like a topgolf situation at every tee box. Like a hangout area.” (04:30-04:35)
• Ball Spotter Feature:
  • “Have a guy—an old guy out in the fairway that runs over to wherever your ball lands and puts a flag so you never have to look for a ball again...he needs to have some, like, raunchy jokes.” (05:16-05:30)
• Video Cameras on Par-3 Holes:
  • “I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole...so if you had a hole one, you got video footage from every angle.” (05:44-05:48)
• Daycare at the Clubhouse:
  • “Also a daycare at the clubhouse.” (06:38)
  • “Daycare would be great...phenomenal, actually.” (06:43-06:45)

Unique Golf Club Rules & Culture

• Inclusive, Natural Swingers Vibe:

  • “We're not going to advertise we're a swingers club...You want people to enter the club, not swingers. And then they become swingers through the club.” (02:13-02:22)

• Party Holes (“Glowball”)

  • “Always set up for Global” (night/party golf). (02:52)

• Caddy Experience:

  • Want caddies to have their own carts, be full of “good, inappropriate jokes,” but not have to walk or be too close during the round. (06:57-07:23)

• No Out of Bounds:

  • “There's also gonna be no out of bounds...if you hit it out of bounds, you just get to drop it wherever it went out. No penalty strokes.” (07:43-07:56)
  • “You want your members...hitting good scores. You want them to come back.” (07:57-08:03)

Special Features

• Ride Service for Over-Served Members:
  • “There's always someone...One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.” (08:09-08:26)
  • “That is actually maybe above all of these. That's what I want.” (08:26)
• Domino Dan Legend (Drinking Lore):
  • Speculating on drinking 36 beers during 27 holes (“Domino Dan could have maybe done it...He’s actually writing a book right now called the DD36 method”). (09:13-10:14)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sandwiches:
  “People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is...They gotta have great sandwiches.” (01:33, Main Commentator)

• On the Party Holes:
  “I also think we should have nine holes…with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.” (02:42, Main Commentator)

• On Caddies:
  “I want him to ride in the cart with me...I don't want them walking with my bags, that just takes too long.” (07:17-07:23, Main Commentator)

• On Unlimited Gear:
  “I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round...try out a different thing of clubs till you find the right one.” (03:46-04:12, Main Commentator)

• On Videoing Hole-in-Ones:
  “I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole...so if you had a hole-in-one, you got video footage from every angle.” (05:44-05:48, Golf Enthusiast)

• On Alcohol Logistics:
  “There's always someone…One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.” (08:09-08:26, Main Commentator)

• Building the Drinking Legend:
  “It's going to be like the TB12 method, but it's going to be the DD36 method.” (09:54, Main Commentator)
  “Domino Dan's like a mythical creature at this point.” (10:02, Host)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00-01:00: Introducing the dream golf course (three nines, par-3, pitch and putt)
• 01:11-01:54: Sports book in clubhouse and food priorities
• 02:04-02:32: jokes about “swingers club” culture
• 02:42-03:22: Party holes with music, spa and sauna ideas
• 03:37-04:25: Unlimited clubs, balls, test-drive concept
• 04:30-05:30: Bar at every tee, Hooters staff, ball spotter character
• 05:44-06:14: Cameras on every par-3 for hole-in-one footage, “shot of the day” contest
• 06:38-06:53: On-site daycare discussion
• 06:57-07:32: Caddy protocols
• 07:43-08:03: “No out of bounds” policy
• 08:09-08:26: Dedicated ride-and-car return service for overserved members
• 09:03-10:14: “36 beers in a day”* (Domino Dan lore and the “DD36 method”)

Tone & Style

The episode blends hyperbole and humor with sincere, creative ideas. The crew riffs off each other with classic Midwest self-deprecation, nostalgia, and plenty of off-color comedic asides.

In Summary

The “Ultimate Golf Course” episode is a quintessential You Betcha Radio blend—equal parts wild imagination and practical Midwest innovation. The hosts riff through endless dream features, from party holes and in-house spa services to outlandish caddies and drink logistics, never straying far from their signature comedic chemistry and love of food, drink, and a good golf story.

Whether you’re a die-hard golfer or just in for the laughs, this episode offers plenty of both—plus a dream club that, in fantasy, everyone in the Midwest would want to join.