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Host
What's the dream? YBR country club golf course. Looking like unlimited budget.
Main Commentator
Unlimited budget.
Golf Enthusiast
27 holes.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
Because, dude, to go more than three 18s or. Oh, you're going three nines.
Golf Enthusiast
Three nines. Because then if you want to play.
Main Commentator
Because once you get more than three nines, it's like you clearly have a favorite 18 round, you know, Then it's like the rest is wasted for 39. Sounds awesome. 3. Yes.
Golf Enthusiast
Yes, it does.
Main Commentator
That will also be the bev carts. No, we'll do three ten.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
One on each nine.
Main Commentator
So yeah, we'll go three nines. But then I also want 18 par. Whole par three course.
Golf Enthusiast
Okay.
Main Commentator
I love me a par three course.
Golf Enthusiast
I also like the 18 holes. Usually they're nine holes just not enough.
Main Commentator
I also want a nine hole pitch and putt. So everything is like under 60 yards. Okay. Should be pretty fun.
Co-Host
Yep.
Main Commentator
And yes, I think a sports book.
Host
In the clubhouse bar.
Main Commentator
Sports book would be great.
Golf Enthusiast
Sports would be great.
Co-Host
Yep.
Golf Enthusiast
I'm a big links course type of guy, so I don't know whether you guys want this in the trees or not, but I'm a link style golfer.
Host
Links means what?
Golf Enthusiast
No trees.
Host
Gotcha.
Golf Enthusiast
A lot of fescue.
Main Commentator
Yeah, I'm fine with that. I'm kind of wild. Man with the driver. Food. People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is.
Golf Enthusiast
Agreed.
Main Commentator
It's gone. Eating a great lunch. They got to have great sandwiches. Dinner, you gotta be having some phenomenal steaks.
Co-Host
Yep.
Golf Enthusiast
Fish sandwich.
Main Commentator
Fish sandwiches, the whole thing. So the food's got to be top tier elite.
Golf Enthusiast
This could also double as a swingers club.
Main Commentator
Okay. Swingers.
Co-Host
Yeah, swingers.
Golf Enthusiast
Welcome.
Main Commentator
I mean, I think that happens naturally.
Golf Enthusiast
Okay, so that's just a natural thing. We don't even need to. We don't.
Main Commentator
We're not going to advertise where a swingers club.
Golf Enthusiast
No advertising.
Main Commentator
You're getting some weird people.
Co-Host
Okay.
Main Commentator
We want the weirdness. Just get pulled out of normal people.
Golf Enthusiast
Okay.
Main Commentator
We don't want. Right. Like you want people to enter the club, not swingers. And then they become swingers through the club. You don't want swingers signing up.
Golf Enthusiast
Got it for that specifically.
Main Commentator
Yeah. Guys. Then it's like.
Host
Or take a pineapple off the menu.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
I. I also think we should have nine holes. It's like the party nine holes with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.
Co-Host
Global.
Golf Enthusiast
It's always set up for Global.
Main Commentator
It's always set up for Global. I'd like. I actually think that they. We should have, like, like a sauna and, like, hot tub, like, spa style for, like, adults.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
Kind of like.
Main Commentator
Like they have, like the. They have like a pool at country clubs with, like a. They might have a hot tub there.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
Like, that's like the kids thing.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
Like, I'd love to go, like, do like a steam. Steam room or a sauna or something like that. A little more like, you know, just me and the guys in our towels just hanging out in the hot room.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
Steam room. Massage therapist.
Main Commentator
Massage therapist. That's free.
Co-Host
Yep.
Main Commentator
Chiropractor free.
Co-Host
Yep.
Main Commentator
I'd also. I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round.
Golf Enthusiast
Almost like taking a vehicle for a test drive.
Main Commentator
Yeah. So it's like you get. You get your measurements and fittedness for whatever, and then you, like, each round, you just try out different thing of clubs till you find the right one. Because.
Golf Enthusiast
Sure.
Main Commentator
Hitting your ball. Hitting the balls in, like, the sim at the, like, at the store to, like, do it. You don't know how it's going to be in the real world.
Co-Host
Yep. Yep.
Main Commentator
I'd also like to never pay for a ball again.
Co-Host
Yep.
Main Commentator
So just unlimited free balls.
Co-Host
Yes.
Host
Kind of have like a topgolf situation at every tee box.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
Like a hangout area.
Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
Yeah. Or at least, like, if we have unlimited budget, we just have, you know, we steal all the clientele from Hooters, and they are. Or not clientele. The workers from Hooters.
Host
We don't want the client.
Main Commentator
We are the clientele. Yeah. Yeah. We want to steal the workers from Hooters, and they now work at our thing. But we don't even need to change. We don't need to change the outfits either. Like, they just come right from work. And at every single tee box, there's a. There's a little bar.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
We even.
Co-Host
We.
Golf Enthusiast
We go back to the original shorts.
Co-Host
Yep. That.
Golf Enthusiast
The ones that people. People like.
Co-Host
I don't know.
Main Commentator
Also, we have unlimited budget. We actually have a guy. An old guy out in the fairway that runs over to wherever your ball lands and puts a flag so you never have to look for a ball again.
Golf Enthusiast
Spotter.
Co-Host
Yep.
Main Commentator
But he needs to be an old guy because he needs to have some, like, raunchy jokes that when you show up and, you know, chum it up with them, he's got to have some funny zingers that are borderline inappropriate.
Co-Host
Yep. Yep.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah. I would like. I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole.
Main Commentator
Yes. So if you had a whole one, you got video footage from every angle.
Host
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
I would also like to do shake of the day style, but it's like shot of the day, so it's like a. I don't know, say, 120 yard shot every. You get one shot a day. Say it's a buck, five bucks. Whatever. You get one shot. You hit a hole in one, you get the whole pot.
Host
I love that.
Main Commentator
Yeah, I like that. I was also thinking we should rewrite the rules on hitting a hole one. Like, let's make it at this club that you don't have to buy everyone else's drinks. Everyone buys you drinks. Just do that 100%. It seems like a really easy fix.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
Or because we're such a good club, we just. We buy everyone's drinks.
Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
On a bit of budget.
Host
That's why I don't want to hit a hole in one, because I don't want to buy all those drinks.
Main Commentator
This. Imagine. It's the worst.
Host
Terrible. I think. Also a daycare at the clubhouse.
Golf Enthusiast
Yes, Daycare would be great.
Co-Host
Yeah. Yep.
Golf Enthusiast
Be phenomenal, actually.
Host
Why don't they do that?
Golf Enthusiast
It's a good question.
Co-Host
They do now. Yeah.
Host
Seems like a layup.
Main Commentator
Also want a caddy, but. But I want him in his own cart.
Host
He's got to have good, inappropriate jokes, too.
Main Commentator
Yeah. It's. It's gonna be like the old guy, but a little bit younger.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
With the same jokes.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
There's enough distance between you where you don't have to talk at all times.
Main Commentator
Yeah. It's like, chop it up.
Co-Host
Yeah. Yeah.
Main Commentator
Like, I want him to ride in the cart with me.
Golf Enthusiast
Right.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
And I don't want them walking with my bags. That just takes too long.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
So he just gave him his own cart.
Golf Enthusiast
And I don't want him. Yeah. Standing on the back where the clubs are at, because then he could be doing bunny ears to me, you know, you're right.
Co-Host
You're right.
Host
It's gonna be a rigorous hiring process for caddies.
Co-Host
It is. Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, we'll find the right people, though.
Main Commentator
There's also gonna be no out of bounds.
Golf Enthusiast
I like that.
Main Commentator
Me, no out of bounds.
Host
So no water.
Main Commentator
So if you hit it out of bounds, you just get to drop it wherever it went out. No penalty strokes.
Host
Okay.
Golf Enthusiast
Because you want your members, you want them hitting good scores.
Host
You want to come back.
Golf Enthusiast
You want them to come back. You want me to be satisfied with that round.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
I mean, that's kind of it. We could just Also, I. I'd like a. There's going to be a service that I can get hammered at the clubhouse whenever I want. And there's always someone who. There's two guys. One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.
Co-Host
Boom.
Host
That's perfect.
Main Commentator
That is actually maybe above all of these. That's what I want.
Host
That would be awesome.
Golf Enthusiast
Because If I slam 18 beers on the course and then 18 beers after, I'm gonna probably need a ride home.
Host
Probably.
Main Commentator
And. But I don't want to have to go get my car the next day. No walk of shave.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
I mean, I ain't gonna get in my car and I say till 3:00pm, I'm not gonna wake up till 3:00pm you know?
Main Commentator
What is that? It's 36 beers.
Co-Host
Yeah. I'll do it.
Host
27 holes.
Main Commentator
36 pounders.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
Could you drink that much? I was just thinking about that, like, realistically.
Golf Enthusiast
No. I'd be in the hospital. I'd be in the hospital so quick.
Main Commentator
Domino Dan could have maybe done it. 36 pounders.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
I mean, I. I would have, but, like, let's say, like, it's like I plan out what I'm eating. You know, it's in a controlled environment. I have a schedule. It's like in 12 hours, I'm gonna drink 36 beers. So what? That's three beers an hour.
Host
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
That's a lot of beers.
Main Commentator
I know. It's management. You know, you throw in, like a liquid IV here and there.
Golf Enthusiast
I mean, we like slice of pizza. That's a lot.
Main Commentator
Well, you're forgetting about who Domino Dan was.
Golf Enthusiast
No, I know, I know. But the more. The more you got to. You really have to dial in how much you're going to eat, because if you eat too much, you're going to get too full, drink too much.
Main Commentator
It's going to be like Tom Br. The TV 12 method, but it's going to be the DD 36 method.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Main Commentator
Domino Dan. 36 method.
Host
Domino Dan's like a mythical creature at this point.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah.
Host
And the lore keeps building and building.
Main Commentator
Yeah, he's. He's actually writing a book right now called the DD36 method.
Host
He's drinking right now. He can't write it.
Main Commentator
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Date: October 6, 2025
Host: Myles the You Betcha Guy, with Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod
This episode takes on a comedic, collaborative brainstorming session where the hosts design their ultimate “YBR Country Club” golf course, given an unlimited budget. Through classic Midwest banter and tongue-in-cheek ideas, they reimagine what a dream golf club could be—from outlandish features to genuine golfer pain points and all the fun (and food) in between.
Inclusive, Natural Swingers Vibe:
Party Holes (“Glowball”)
Caddy Experience:
No Out of Bounds:
On Sandwiches:
“People aren't thinking enough about how important good food at a country club is...They gotta have great sandwiches.” (01:33, Main Commentator)
On the Party Holes:
“I also think we should have nine holes…with like speakers everywhere playing loud music.” (02:42, Main Commentator)
On Caddies:
“I want him to ride in the cart with me...I don't want them walking with my bags, that just takes too long.” (07:17-07:23, Main Commentator)
On Unlimited Gear:
“I'd also like to just, like, have unlimited clubs that you can just use for a round...try out a different thing of clubs till you find the right one.” (03:46-04:12, Main Commentator)
On Videoing Hole-in-Ones:
“I would also like to have video cameras at every par three hole...so if you had a hole-in-one, you got video footage from every angle.” (05:44-05:48, Golf Enthusiast)
On Alcohol Logistics:
“There's always someone…One will drive me home, and the other will drive my truck back to my house.” (08:09-08:26, Main Commentator)
Building the Drinking Legend:
“It's going to be like the TB12 method, but it's going to be the DD36 method.” (09:54, Main Commentator)
“Domino Dan's like a mythical creature at this point.” (10:02, Host)
The episode blends hyperbole and humor with sincere, creative ideas. The crew riffs off each other with classic Midwest self-deprecation, nostalgia, and plenty of off-color comedic asides.
The “Ultimate Golf Course” episode is a quintessential You Betcha Radio blend—equal parts wild imagination and practical Midwest innovation. The hosts riff through endless dream features, from party holes and in-house spa services to outlandish caddies and drink logistics, never straying far from their signature comedic chemistry and love of food, drink, and a good golf story.
Whether you’re a die-hard golfer or just in for the laughs, this episode offers plenty of both—plus a dream club that, in fantasy, everyone in the Midwest would want to join.