C (2:06)

And after a couple months of that going on of, like, these little skirmish wars and stuff like that, breaking off, popping off, all three of the dudes, Walker, Juno, and Kilborn all got together and were like, hey, obviously the meeting.

A (2:19)

Of the five families, like, in the office.

C (2:21)

Yeah, yeah. And they were like, we can't do this anymore. Obviously, we can't fight this war. Eventually we're going to have to rebuild these bridges that got broken. And they were, like, burning down bridges, literally and figuratively during these wars, like.

A (2:35)

We got to figure out how we're.

C (2:36)

Going to pay for this. No one of us wants to pay for this out of pocket. So they all came together and they merged their three cities and called it Milwaukee. So they built a bridge and got over it.

B (2:44)

They did.

C (2:44)

Then they did build. Yeah. First they burned a bridge, and then they built a bridge and got over it.

B (2:48)

That's where that phrase comes from.

A (2:49)

Well, yeah. Pretty good fact. Well, long for my taste. Would like them a little tighter than that, but no, I was good. I would have liked the fact of why they chose the name Milwaukee, but you left that out.

B (3:14)

Maybe. Well, maybe. We don't know. That could be your next fact.

A (3:18)

Okay. All right, Jared, you have the floor.

B (3:22)

Oklahoma football began in 1895. Oklahoma wasn't in state until 1907. The football team preceded the state.

A (3:29)

Let's go, dude. Let's go.

C (3:32)

That does rock.

A (3:33)

Yeah. It's like, hey, you know, you think you like football in the Big Ten, but they have football down before states even existed.

C (3:41)

Do they call themselves the Sooners before then or the whole time?

B (3:45)

I didn't look that up.

A (3:46)

Yeah, it's not really relevant to the fact, I would say.

B (3:51)

Yeah, it's funny that the football team came sooner than the state.

A (3:58)

Yeah. Boomer was sooner than the state.

B (4:02)

Yeah.

A (4:02)

Yeah, I like that. That was very unique and creative. Jared, Jake, you have the floor.

C (4:09)

Milwaukee is not called Cream City because of the local dairy industry, but rather instead because all of the buildings around here were made with this cream colored brick that came out of the local ground and stuff like that. And so because of all the buildings being cream colored, they called it Cream City.

A (4:26)

Oh, I like that. That was good. Would never thought of that. One thing that I felt was missing from that fact was a creaming or khakis joke built into it. Yeah.

B (4:38)

Y.

A (4:39)

And so for no attempt at humor like Jared had on the last fact. I'm maybe a knock on you there.

B (4:46)

Yep. DND was invented in Wisconsin, so do.

A (4:52)

Not disturb the Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah.

B (4:55)

So then that would mean virginity was invented in Wisconsin.

A (4:58)

Yeah. America's virgin land instead of Dairyland is what it should say. Another huge zinger.

C (5:06)

Nice and tight. Yeah, I'm just.

A (5:12)

Yeah, Jake. Final, final fact of the day. And what? You can adjust your strategy at any time here, so.

B (5:21)

Oh, we gotta knock at the door.

A (5:23)

We're gonna knock. Here we go. We have our first guest on the Road warriors podcast.

B (5:33)

Thank you. We're good. Thank you so much.

A (5:38)

Gotta be a huge kick to the Nuts not to get some fresh linens in here.

C (5:41)

Yeah, be fine.

A (5:46)

Look, that gave you. Bought you some extra time to rethink your strategy.

C (5:50)

No.

B (5:50)

Was that a plant?

C (5:51)

That was not a plan to buy you more time.

A (5:54)

If you whip out a fact about room service. Yeah, yeah.

C (5:57)

Imagine. Imagine the room service guy came in and he deleted. He gave the fact for me. That would have been unreal.

A (6:03)

I mean, that would. That would have won it.

B (6:09)

It's like a fact about space. Something that Miles really likes to stick the landing on it.

C (6:16)

He goes. Did you know that they build the Rockets in Huntsville, Alabama? No way, Jake. All right, my fact, my third and final fact is the very first cover of Sports Illustrated magazine of all time, one of the greatest magazines of all time, with a picture of Milwaukee County Stadium right over there.

B (6:40)

Oh, that's good.

C (6:41)

Yeah, it's the very first Sports Illustrated ever.

B (6:44)

More of an ESPN magazine guy.

C (6:46)

But that's not true.

A (6:47)

Yeah, more of like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit.

C (6:50)

The first.

A (6:51)

Yeah.

C (6:51)

And the first.

A (6:52)

Yeah. I mean, if it would have been about the first gal on the swimsuit edition.

C (6:59)

Just. Just pick who won. Miles.

B (7:02)

I haven't read my last one.

A (7:03)

He's got one more. There's got one more.

B (7:06)

The word LEGO comes from the Danish words. Leg got meaning. Play. Well.

A (7:13)

I do like to play.

B (7:14)

Well.

A (7:16)

I actually, it's. It's. It's like you're in my brain, Jared.

B (7:20)

You just.

A (7:21)

You just get me. You know, there's a new LEGO store coming to Fargo.

B (7:28)

Really?

A (7:28)

Called the Fargo Brick Company. And then when I was in Blaine, Minnesota, for the wedding, there was also another LEGO store that was called Something Brick Company. And I think that all the LEGO people, like, couldn't get the licensing to say that it's a LEGO store for sure on the outside. So they just went with brick.

C (7:53)

Yeah, they're all like secondhand LEGO stores or like, people buy and sell and trade LEGO sets at the those places.

A (8:00)

But I think they have new ones.

C (8:02)

Yeah, they have new ones too. And they'll have, like, bins where you can dig around and find the pieces.

A (8:06)

But I actually been thinking about, you know, buying a LEGO set. But then it's like, you can't just buy one LEGO set because then you build it and then they're like, now what? And you can't tear it apart and build something else because you don't have enough additional bricks to be able to build something good.

B (8:22)

Yeah. What would you. What would you have your eye on for legos? Like a building, because they have, like an architecture Series.

A (8:31)

Yeah. I mean, I. I don't know.

B (8:35)

Death Star.

A (8:38)

No, no. You know how I feel about Star Wars.

B (8:43)

It's true. There should be like a Peaky Blinders LEGO set.

A (8:46)

Yeah. Or a narcos build. Pablo Escobar's jail that he built for himself. Yeah. That's a fun fact. If you knew that he. His agreement to. Not. His agreement when he turned himself into the Colombian government was that he negotiated that he would be able to build his own jail on his own land and the government couldn't be like within like five miles of it. And so him and his buddies just built like this lavish thing. It was like basically he was on house arrest in a jail.

B (9:21)

Interesting.

A (9:21)

Brought process in and all.

B (9:24)

Not so be funny if there's like a LEGO set of like how they make cocaine.

A (9:28)

Yeah.

B (9:30)

The factory outside.

A (9:31)

Yeah.

B (9:32)

Because of the plane.

A (9:32)

Yeah. Like, how cool would it be? My LEGO meth lab over like doing inappropriate LEGO sets. Like a strip club.

B (9:39)

Yep.

C (9:40)

LEGO arms dealer.

A (9:41)

Like imagine getting a little LEGO character of a gal in a thong and bikini top, you know, but then you could take off.

C (9:51)

I'd be kind of sick.

A (9:52)

Actually. Adult LEGO sets.

B (9:56)

They do like Skid row in la.

A (9:58)

Yeah, yeah. You could do like Walter. You could build Walter White's meth rv.

B (10:09)

You know, that would be sick.

A (10:10)

That would be cool.

B (10:13)

What else? Scarface. You could do a Scarface LEGO set. That'd be sick. World is yours.

C (10:19)

Actually, like, sorry. I saw this YouTube video the other day about Legos and they are like very protective about making sure they don't do anything controversial. But they made like a LEGO space themed set and made like a LEGO pimp. And inside the set they have like a LEGO guy wearing like a pink suit and a fucking top hat and like a cane and then he has like two aliens prostitutes with him in like bikini. It's like the. It's a weird Lego, like doesn't even do guns. And they have that.

A (10:51)

That's just a lie because I had a.

C (10:53)

They don't do modern guns. They have like muskets and stuff like that and laser guns, but they don't have anything that looks realistic.

B (10:59)

They're all a Colt 45.

A (11:00)

Yeah, well, I mean I had multiple LEGO sets where they had handguns and rifles and they might have not been.

C (11:08)

Made by lego then it was.

A (11:10)

I just.

C (11:12)

No, they don't make like. They don't make like M16s and shit. Like.

A (11:15)

Yeah, but a rifle still a real gun.

C (11:20)

Yeah, they make like a musket, but they don't make anything that's modern. They don't make anything modern firearms or anything like that.

A (11:26)

Yeah. I mean, I think it would be crazy for them to do an AR15 Lego gun. That's crazy.

B (11:35)

I ran Contra LEGO set. Paul Berlin LEGO set would be cool because it just goes.

A (11:45)

Yeah, yeah.

C (11:45)

You knock it over. That's the whole point.

A (11:47)

Yeah, adult LEGO sets, they have like the, like, Iran bombing LEGO set. You build the B2 bomber and then, like, you have like the little. The little, like, bunker set on. They just have a mound of dirt.

C (11:59)

With a hole in the top of it.

B (12:00)

Isn't this fun, kids? That'd be cool.

A (12:07)

All right, the fact off is done. Jake's facts are very nuanced, but it's also like, we. It's. I wish we had someone Googling what he says to ensure that what he's saying is a fact, because we just know, but we. For the sake of the fact that we have to assume what he's saying is. Is a fact. You know, this going the city route, again, not very unique. Some of them got pretty long. You didn't know the reason why they chose Milwaukee. And Jared was just straight to the point, made me laugh, created this whole conversation around Legos. And so I think that the winner of this fact off, it's Jared.

B (12:59)

Yes.

A (13:00)

Nice, Jared. Yeah.

B (13:02)

Yes.

A (13:04)

Now, one thing that you knocked out, but you made me think about Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, so that was good by you.