You Betcha Radio: Episode Summary – "Gettin Drunk on a Plane"
Release Date: January 6, 2025
Introduction
In the "Gettin Drunk on a Plane" episode of You Betcha Radio, hosts Myles (Mike), Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod (Jared) dive into the humorous and relatable experiences of flying, particularly focusing on the dynamics of drinking alcohol aboard an airplane. The conversation blends personal anecdotes with witty banter, capturing the quintessential "Midwest" humor that the podcast is known for.
1. Choosing the Perfect Nightcap: Alcoholic Beverages and In-Flight Entertainment
The episode kicks off with a discussion about the best alcoholic beverages to enjoy while flying and the ideal movies to accompany them.
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Ryan poses the question: "What's the best alcoholic beverage to have on a plane? And what movie are you watching with it?" [00:00]
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Tyler humorously observes the prevalence of action movies on flights: "I feel like I always see someone watching, like the movie Taken on the Airplane, something with Liam Neeson. It's weird." [00:09]
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The hosts debate various movies suitable for the confined space of an airplane cabin:
- Jared dismisses "Snakes on a Plane" and "Carry On You": "Snakes on a Plane movies suck. You can't watch Carry on you." [00:23]
- Ryan and Mike advocate for classics like "Con Air" and "Catch Me If You Can": "Hell yeah. I'd accept Con Air on a plane." [00:33]
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The conversation shifts to lesser-known or often-maligned in-flight movies:
- Jared nostalgically mentions "Soul Plane": "You can watch Soul Plane." [00:49]
- Mike clarifies his preference for a "drunk on a plane" music video: "Soul Plane passes. I meant just watching drunk on a plane music video on repeat." [00:54]
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The hosts agree that action-packed, non-romantic movies are preferable to avoid awkwardness during the flight.
2. Navigating In-Flight Beverages: Preferences and Policies
The dialogue transitions to personal preferences regarding alcoholic beverages on planes and the limitations imposed by airlines.
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Tyler expresses a preference for whiskey over beer: "I like any whiskey of any sort on a plane." [01:19]
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Mike notes the limited options available: "There's not like a ton of options. At least I haven't been on a fancy enough flight to get an option more than like vodka, whiskey, or rum." [01:24]
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Ryan shares his experience in first class, highlighting better access to drinks: "Not if you're in first class like I normally fly. I think last time you threw first class, I got free drinks." [01:50]
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Jared recounts getting cut off after two whiskeys, suggesting that overindulgence can lead to restrictions: "Yeah, and I got cut off after two whiskeys. Because you're yelling at the flight att." [01:57]
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Tyler playfully questions why someone’s brother would be in first class: "Also, what is my brother doing in first class?" [02:19]
3. In-Flight Entertainment Challenges: Handling Unwanted Scenes
The conversation moves to the challenges of dealing with inappropriate or distracting content during flights.
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Tyler comments on the discomfort of watching movies with sex scenes: "Don't nothing. With sex scenes, it gets weird." [02:38]
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Mike shares his strategy for avoiding explicit content: "I downloaded the Witcher on the iPad... there's just an intense sex scene. I had to like fast forward through it." [03:16]
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Tyler suggests practical solutions like dimming the screen brightness: "You just turn your brightness all the way down. That's what I usually do." [03:06]
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Jared emphasizes the importance of discretion: "If there's a sex scene on my own phone... my phone goes face up and my head goes down onto the tray in front of me." [03:23]
4. Hypothetical Scenarios: Golf Challenges and Survival Tactics
Shifting gears, the hosts engage in a hypothetical scenario game, sparking a lively debate on strategy and survival.
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Ryan introduces a golf-related hypothetical: "If you could hit any par three in the world, you have water but no food. Are you gonna hit a hole in one first or are you gonna starve first?" [03:59]
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Tyler selects a specific location for the challenge: "I'm going over to Castleton, North Dakota, going to the Cottonwood Golf Course. Hole number two." [04:08]
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Jared muses on the probability of success with ample practice: "If you have a bucket of balls right there... you could get a hole in one even 48 hours." [04:28]
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The discussion touches on human limits concerning survival without food and water:
- Mike estimates the human limit at about five days without water: "I think that is the human limit. It's like five days." [06:07]
- Jared humorously concludes he's out of the challenge: "Yeah, I'm out, I'm out on that." [06:31]
5. Closing Remarks and Community Engagement
As the episode winds down, the hosts briefly mention their Patreon, encouraging listeners to support and access exclusive content.
- Tyler invites listeners: "If you want more, you betcha. Radio, you gotta check out our Patreon... you can't get unless you're signed up." [06:50]
Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections were omitted to focus solely on the episode's main discussions.
Conclusion
"Gettin Drunk on a Plane" offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and engaging debates that resonate with anyone who has experienced the quirks of air travel. From choosing the right drink and movie to navigating in-flight entertainment and hypothetical survival challenges, the episode encapsulates the camaraderie and lightheartedness that You Betcha Radio thrives on. Whether you're a frequent flyer or someone who enjoys comical takes on everyday situations, this episode delivers entertainment with a distinctly Midwest flair.
Notable Quotes
- Ryan [00:00]: "What's the best alcoholic beverage to have on a plane? And what movie are you watching with it?"
- Tyler [00:09]: "It's like people are always watching those movies on planes. It's weird."
- Jared [00:23]: "Snakes on a Plane movies suck."
- Mike [01:24]: "There's not like a ton of options. At least I haven't been on a fancy enough flight to get an option more than like vodka, whiskey, or rum."
- Tyler [02:38]: "Don't nothing. With sex scenes, it gets weird."
- Jared [03:23]: "If there's a sex scene on my own phone... my phone goes face up and my head goes down onto the tray in front of me."
- Ryan [03:59]: "Are you gonna hit a hole in one first or are you gonna starve first?"
- Mike [06:07]: "I think that is the human limit. It's like five days."
- Tyler [06:50]: "You gotta check out our Patreon. You bet your radio, baby."
This detailed summary aims to provide a comprehensive overview of the "Gettin Drunk on a Plane" episode, highlighting the hosts' dynamic interactions and the entertaining topics they explore. Whether reminiscing about specific in-flight experiences or engaging in playful hypotheticals, the episode delivers laughter and insights in true You Betcha Radio style.