D (2:00)

Oh, so the drawer is stuck all the way out.

A (2:03)

Seems that way.

C (2:04)

You could just. Yeah, you could just. Well, here's the thing. When one door closes, another one opens. So I think spazzing may be your only option. And that may require you to just tip your toolbox upside down.

A (2:18)

Mm.

D (2:19)

I mean you also could stick a blowtorch back there and just melt the plastic.

C (2:25)

It's not a bad idea.

A (2:26)

Yep. Don't breathe it in. Not bad.

B (2:29)

Yeah, I think if it's.

D (2:31)

Do that.

B (2:31)

If it's something lame, just spaz like Miles says, crush, break whatever the plastic thing is because you're not going to

C (2:39)

put it back in the toolbox and risk that happening again.

B (2:41)

Right. Just spaz on it, dude. Quit. Quit avoiding it. Get the spaz.

D (2:46)

I think I also need to look at this as an opportunity to learn everything you can about this toolbox.

C (2:50)

Absolutely. I know everything about Turtle boxes.

D (2:54)

Yeah, you do? Yeah. You do?

C (2:59)

Yeah.

D (3:00)

I mean, did you try. Did you try just. Just opening the bottom drawer? Try that. Did you try just, like, actually, like, rolling your fucking sleeves up and putting some elbow grease into it and stop being a. And just.

C (3:18)

Valid question for Hunt.

A (3:20)

So the advice is don't be a. Yeah, yeah.

D (3:23)

Spaz on it.

A (3:26)

Or, Ryan, they could just sell the whole damn thing on Facebook marketplace as

B (3:30)

is, and they don't have to disclose anything about the drawers being.

A (3:33)

Yeah. Disclosed.

C (3:35)

Yeah. Well, you didn't disclose it. Oh, well, did you not look at the pictures? You used to not see that drawer

B (3:39)

open as is, give me my money.

C (3:46)

Casually.

D (3:50)

Yeah. You just put in the caption, like, as seen in the photos, that the drawers do open, and it's just that one drawers that's stuck open.

C (3:58)

Yeah.

D (3:59)

That's like, a great way to get around that.

C (4:02)

Yeah.

D (4:03)

And then they pick it up, and then you're just like,

B (4:09)

you.

D (4:09)

You start. You. You tell them, like, they. They try and close the drawer. Then you just start being like, wow, you don't even know how to close a tool chest drawer. That's so embarrassing.

A (4:19)

Don't be a.

B (4:20)

Don't be like, what did you do? Why are my drawers stuck now?

C (4:23)

Yeah. Are you a man of your word? You said you were gonna buy it.

D (4:25)

You break it, you buy it.

C (4:27)

Yeah, well, the listing photo, too, is only straight on, so it. Like, if it's straight, straight on, the drawer looks like it's closed.

D (4:34)

Yeah.

B (4:34)

And up and down. You're like, eye level with his chest.

A (4:38)

That's good, right? This isn't your first rodeo.

C (4:41)

No.

D (4:42)

Also, Ryan, in the fine print, you need to start adding to your listings. You break it, you buy it.

C (4:48)

Turtlebox. Yeah. It was charged when you got. Before you got here.

D (4:53)

So, like, I'm not responsible for anything that happens after you touch it for the first time, even if you're just looking at it.

C (5:04)

I'm not responsible for anything that happens after you.

D (5:06)

All you have to do is just get the guy to touch the tool chest, and he has to buy yours now.

C (5:11)

Yeah. Yeah. What do you think?

B (5:12)

Yeah.

C (5:12)

Yeah. Feel it up a little bit. You like it?

B (5:14)

Can I come look at this? Yeah, you can, but be careful.

C (5:17)

Yeah, you can come touch it if you want.

A (5:19)

Yeah, it's like tag.

D (5:20)

You're it.

C (5:20)

Yeah, Your problem.

D (5:22)

Now, that's funny.

C (5:24)

Yeah.

D (5:24)

You hand them toolbox and you just say, you're it. No, no. Tag backs.

B (5:30)

Ryan just runs away.

C (5:32)

Here, take it that way. That actually would be. That'd be a funny bit. Um, like, just play a huge game of tag on Marketplace, and whoever. Whoever ends up with the item for the longest, they lose.

B (5:44)

Yeah.

A (5:46)

Should make a movie about that iced mounter. Hashtag stump. Tyler, would you rather be Miles's assistant for 24 hours or Ryan's assistant for 24 hours? Stipulations, you have to do everything they say, get them whatever they want, and cook their food on a grill. Also, the food has to be edible.

B (6:09)

I mean, I already do all that for Miles, minus the grilling.

D (6:15)

I don't think you understand the levels that I'm. I'm willing to make another human do for me. Yeah, no, I mean, you think it's bad now? Wait till I have you clean it out my truck. Wait till I have you, you know, running errands for my wife. Oh, man.

C (6:34)

Dude, wait till it has a jerking.

D (6:36)

It's just me.

B (6:37)

I've already.

D (6:38)

Wait till. Wait till I got you picking up Jergens for me at the store.

A (6:42)

At the Walmart parking lot.

D (6:43)

Then when you don't. And then when you don't get the right flavor, I send you bad flavor, you know?

C (6:50)

Wow.

B (6:51)

Two of those three things Miles has had me do for him before, Jurgens.

C (6:56)

And I've.

B (6:57)

I had to clean the truck out before we went on a road trip one time. And then I've also. You've had me grab. Pick something up for Ann when I was out buying props.

D (7:05)

Okay, so, one, that's just smart move, husband move by me. Two, it's. My truck is a company truck at that point. So essentially, you're not cleaning up my truck. You're clearing out your truck. And then I don't remember the other time, I think, yeah, I just needed some Jergens, so.

B (7:25)

No, I haven't done that one for you yet.

A (7:27)

Oh,

B (7:29)

honestly, I have.

C (7:31)

It's not that bad.

B (7:31)

I'm not stumped. I would rather be Ryan's assistant because I think you'd get annoyed of having someone else do it for him, and he would just do it himself.

C (7:38)

100%.

A (7:38)

Yeah.

B (7:39)

Yeah. Not stumped.

C (7:40)

Yeah. Like when I'm. When I get valet and shit. Because I get valet, most places I

D (7:44)

go,

B (7:46)

except for places with poles in the parking lot.

C (7:48)

Yeah, it's one of those things where I'm just, like, I could just park this myself, but if you're insisting.