Myles Bible Trivia

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio – “Myles Bible Trivia”

Date: February 16, 2026
Host & Crew: Myles the You Betcha Guy, Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod

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Episode Overview

In this comedy-filled episode of You Betcha Radio, Myles and the gang dive into Bible trivia with the classic “Midwest” humor and banter the show is known for. What starts as simple Bible trivia spirals into a hilarious, earnest, and only slightly irreverent exploration of biblical plagues, Catholic doctrine, and the unique quirks of religious education—Midwest style. The group riffs on everything from the number of plagues in Exodus to the Catechism of the Catholic Church, all while providing plenty of off-the-cuff jokes and camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bible Trivia – The Plagues of Egypt

• [00:00–01:32]
  • Myles quizzes the gang: “How many plagues did God send to Egypt? …from the book of Exodus.”
  • Initial answers hover humorously around biblical “lucky numbers”:
    • “The Bible always plays in, like, the. Like, threes, sevens, and maybe a nine here and there.” (B, 00:23)
    • The group debates between “seven” and then lands on “ten” as the correct answer.
  • “Ten’s the big one. Like three, seven, and ten. Ten commandments, you know, and three and seven make ten.” (B, 01:24)
  • The crew tries to list individual plagues, recalling locusts, frogs, disease, and “death of the firstborn,” before Myles reads the full list.

2. Hilarity of Remembering Religious Details

• [01:36–03:17]
  • Casual recall reveals how tough it is to remember all ten plagues.
    • “Yeah, I got 40%. Ish.” (B, 02:53)
    • “The better question would be, how many plagues could you name is a way better Bible trivia question.” (B, 03:03)
  • Group riffs about how much easier it’d be to quiz on Catholic Catechism than the Bible.
    • “I should change it from Bible trivia to the Catechism of the Catholic Church. I’ll nail that.” (B, 03:38)

3. Segue into Catholic Catechism

• [03:56–05:19]
  • Confusion (and comedy) over spelling and what exactly the Catechism is.
    • “Gotta kiss him, cuz.” (B, 04:26)
  • Ryan/Myles (A) reads the official description:
    • “It is the definitive, comprehensive, and official summary of Catholic doctrines, beliefs, and traditions. There we go.” (A, 04:50)
  • Analogy for clarity:
    • “It’s kind of like a spark notes for the Catholics.” (A, 04:53)
    • “No, no, no, this is about the Catholic Church specifically... it explains a lot of the interpretations of the Catholic Church of the Bible.” (B, 05:02, 05:07)
    • “That’s what the Catechism of the Catholic Church is for the Bible.” (B, 05:30)

4. Catholic Sacraments Lightning Round

• [05:43–07:32]
  • Jerrod challenges the team to list the Catholic Church’s seven sacraments.
  • Banter and jokes abound as the crew attempts recall:
    • B: “It would be penance, the Eucharist... Confession or whatever...” (B, 05:53)
    • “Cervix.” (C, 06:06, joke misspeak)
  • The actual list is finally read:
    • “Baptism, confirmation, Eucharist, penance, anointing of the sick, Holy Orders, and matrimony.” (A, 07:09)
  • Triumph on getting them right:
    • “I got him. I got him. See, let’s run that fucking Catechism of the Catholic Church shit back.” (B, 07:14)
    • “Let’s fucking go! I’m so back.” (B, 07:25)
    • “I didn’t go to Bible school. I went to Catholic school, all right?” (B, 07:32)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On biblical number guessing:

  • “The Bible always plays in, like, threes, sevens, and maybe a nine here and there.” – B (00:23)
  • “Ten’s the big one. Like three, seven, and ten. Ten commandments, you know, and three and seven make ten.” – B (01:24)

• On the Catechism:

  • “It’s kind of like a spark notes for the Catholics.” – A (04:53)
  • “No, no, no, this is about the Catholic Church specifically.” – B (05:02)
  • “That’s what the Catechism of the Catholic Church is for the Bible.” – B (05:32)

• On recalling sacraments:

  • “Cervix.” – C (jokingly, 06:06)
  • “Let’s run that fucking Catechism of the Catholic Church shit back.” – B (07:14)
  • “I didn’t go to Bible school. I went to Catholic school, all right?” – B (07:32)

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Timestamps: Important Segments

• 00:00 – 01:32: Bible trivia—How many plagues in Exodus?
• 01:36 – 03:17: Discussion and humor about remembering details from religion
• 03:56 – 05:19: Catholic Catechism explanation and debate
• 05:43 – 07:32: Listing the seven sacraments; celebration over correct answers

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Tone & Style

In classic You Betcha fashion, the hosts keep things playful, self-deprecating, and steeped in Midwest nostalgia. They offer insightful (if not always accurate) details about both the Bible and Catholic Church, wrapped in rapid-fire jokes and knowing ribbing. The episode celebrates the quirks of religious memory—and the joy of getting one over on your buddies.

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This episode is an excellent listen for anyone who loves laid-back, funny takes on familiar topics, especially those with roots in Catholic school or an interest in how religious trivia collides with Midwest humor.

Transcript

[A]

Bible trivia for miles. How many plagues did God send to Egypt? It is from the book of Exodus, chapter six.

[B]

Yeah, I know what book it's from.

[A]

Do you?

[C]

Actually, it's the second book of the Bible, Exodus, Leviticus, to follow.

[B]

The Bible always plays in, like, the. Like, threes, sevens, and maybe a nine here and there.

[A]

Not sixes.

[B]

No, especially not three of those suckers. That's a different book.

[C]

No, not like the monster can.

[A]

Forgot about that lady.

[B]

Yeah, because like, the. The Each little thing on the M is some Greek or some Arabic for. For six or whatever. Six Y.

[A]

Something like that.

[C]

Yeah, the devil's juice. Back to the question.

[B]

How many plagues?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

There was locusts, there was frogs. There was all sorts. All those seven.

[A]

Final answer.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Ten.

[B]

There's also ten. Ten. Ten is the other number.

[A]

Ten's the big one.

[B]

Like three, seven, and ten. Ten commandments, you know, and three and seven make ten.

[A]

That's all right.

[C]

You were on the right track.

[A]

I think you were close.

[B]

Trying to think of all the plagues.

[A]

I have them listed here.

[B]

Locusts is on there, right?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Frogs.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

I mean, dude, aren't we just thinking of. What's the show, Danny McBride?

[A]

Gemstones.

[C]

Righteous gemstones.

[B]

Yeah. I think that's why they put that in the.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Yeah. Should just.

[C]

You should just walk through those in your head.

[B]

That's kind of what I'm doing. Okay, is. Was famine a plague? Famine? No, wasn't there. Wasn't there, like, where.

[A]

Yeah, I sort of. Diseased livestock. I guess that sort of would be family diseased livestock.

[B]

Didn't they, like, end up killing, like, firstborns?

[A]

Yep. Death of the firstborn.

[B]

What else? Cold. It was raining something, wasn't it?

[A]

Frogs.

[B]

Wasn't it raining? That was what frogs were. It was raining frogs or cats and dogs. Could have been cats and dogs. I don't know what other ones are there?

[A]

So it was water turning to blood, frogs, licer, gnats, flies, diseased livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and death of the firstborn.

[B]

Yeah, I got 40%. Ish.

[C]

Yeah, we gotta. We gotta get back on track of Bible trivia. We were like, oh, yeah, we really do.

[B]

Again, it's all these technical. The better question would be, how many plagues could you name is a way better Bible trivia question. And the answer would have been four. Yeah.

[C]

So if you guys.

[B]

If you guys. How many characters are in Leviticus 4, chapter 3?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. What was the name of that one person that only showed up one time in the entire Bible. I should change it from Bible trivia to the. The Catechism of the Catholic Church trivia. I'll nail that. So if anyone's got some cat. Some Catechism of the Catholic Church.

[C]

It's good.

[B]

Let's run it back. Let's go. Catechism.

[A]

A catechism is what?

[B]

It's kind of the rule book for the Catholic Church, I believe. Google that. Google it. Let's run that back. Google that. The Catechism of the Catholic Church. Let's see how Jared spells this. There's an H in there.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Gotta kiss him, cuz. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Oh, it is a book, dude. What?

[B]

Say what is. What is? What is The. All right. Is definitive, comprehensive, and official summary of Catholic doctrines, beliefs, and traditions. There we go.

[A]

So it's kind of like a spark notes for the Catholics.

[B]

It's not spark notes. It's. It's the book. Yeah, it's not like a summary.

[A]

It would be like the spark notes of the Bible.

[B]

No, no, no, no. This is about the Catholic Church specifically.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, there's portions of it that is the spark notes. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It explains a lot of the interpretations of the Catholic Church of the Bible.

[A]

Gotcha.

[B]

So it's like if you did like a. A podcast, like, you know, like, there's like, back in the day, they had, like, the Game of Thrones podcast where they talk about the episodes. That's what the Catechism of the Catholic Church is for. The Bible.

[C]

Got it, got it, got it.

[A]

That's good enough.

[C]

Promulgated 92 by Pope John Wall.

[A]

I might get the audiobook of this and just take a peek.

[B]

You know, like, if they're like, hey, what are the seven sacraments? I'll just rattle them off. I'd go say seven sacks.

[A]

Yeah, you could totally just rattle them off.

[B]

It would be penance, the Eucharist, our penance. Confession, or whatever. The Eucharist.

[C]

Cervix.

[A]

There's the Eucharist.

[B]

It would be Anointing of the sick would be a sacrament.

[C]

Run that back.

[A]

Got the Eucharist?

[B]

Yeah, I got the Eucharist. The sick. Confession. Matrimony is a sacrament. Baptism. What's it called?

[C]

Ccd. Confirmation.

[B]

Confirmation. And I think the last sacrament is like, the one maybe the one where you become a priest or some like. Like, what do they call that?

[A]

Priesthood.

[B]

Yes. Whatever you got to do to do that. That might be one of them. Look it up. Let's see what the. Seven seconds. That's my best guess.

[A]

Seven sacraments of the Catholic Church.

[B]

Right? I don't know why you're trying to remember this.

[C]

No, no, no. I'm trying to think of.

[A]

Baptism, confirmation, Eucharist, penance, anointing of the sick, Holy orders and matrimony.

[B]

I got him. I got him. See, let's. Let's run that fucking Catechism of the Catholic Church shit back.

[C]

Which one is the one you were trying to think of becoming a holy order?

[B]

What it's called? Let's fucking go. I'm so back.

[A]

So back.

[B]

I didn't go to Bible school. I went to Catholic school, all right?