Podcast Summary: You Betcha Radio – “Myles Bible Trivia”

Date: February 16, 2026
Host & Crew: Myles the You Betcha Guy, Ryan, Tyler, Jerrod

Episode Overview

In this comedy-filled episode of You Betcha Radio, Myles and the gang dive into Bible trivia with the classic “Midwest” humor and banter the show is known for. What starts as simple Bible trivia spirals into a hilarious, earnest, and only slightly irreverent exploration of biblical plagues, Catholic doctrine, and the unique quirks of religious education—Midwest style. The group riffs on everything from the number of plagues in Exodus to the Catechism of the Catholic Church, all while providing plenty of off-the-cuff jokes and camaraderie.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bible Trivia – The Plagues of Egypt

• [00:00–01:32]
  • Myles quizzes the gang: “How many plagues did God send to Egypt? …from the book of Exodus.”
  • Initial answers hover humorously around biblical “lucky numbers”:
    • “The Bible always plays in, like, the. Like, threes, sevens, and maybe a nine here and there.” (B, 00:23)
    • The group debates between “seven” and then lands on “ten” as the correct answer.
  • “Ten’s the big one. Like three, seven, and ten. Ten commandments, you know, and three and seven make ten.” (B, 01:24)
  • The crew tries to list individual plagues, recalling locusts, frogs, disease, and “death of the firstborn,” before Myles reads the full list.

2. Hilarity of Remembering Religious Details

• [01:36–03:17]
  • Casual recall reveals how tough it is to remember all ten plagues.
    • “Yeah, I got 40%. Ish.” (B, 02:53)
    • “The better question would be, how many plagues could you name is a way better Bible trivia question.” (B, 03:03)
  • Group riffs about how much easier it’d be to quiz on Catholic Catechism than the Bible.
    • “I should change it from Bible trivia to the Catechism of the Catholic Church. I’ll nail that.” (B, 03:38)

3. Segue into Catholic Catechism

• [03:56–05:19]
  • Confusion (and comedy) over spelling and what exactly the Catechism is.
    • “Gotta kiss him, cuz.” (B, 04:26)
  • Ryan/Myles (A) reads the official description:
    • “It is the definitive, comprehensive, and official summary of Catholic doctrines, beliefs, and traditions. There we go.” (A, 04:50)
  • Analogy for clarity:
    • “It’s kind of like a spark notes for the Catholics.” (A, 04:53)
    • “No, no, no, this is about the Catholic Church specifically... it explains a lot of the interpretations of the Catholic Church of the Bible.” (B, 05:02, 05:07)
    • “That’s what the Catechism of the Catholic Church is for the Bible.” (B, 05:30)

4. Catholic Sacraments Lightning Round

• [05:43–07:32]
  • Jerrod challenges the team to list the Catholic Church’s seven sacraments.
  • Banter and jokes abound as the crew attempts recall:
    • B: “It would be penance, the Eucharist... Confession or whatever...” (B, 05:53)
    • “Cervix.” (C, 06:06, joke misspeak)
  • The actual list is finally read:
    • “Baptism, confirmation, Eucharist, penance, anointing of the sick, Holy Orders, and matrimony.” (A, 07:09)
  • Triumph on getting them right:
    • “I got him. I got him. See, let’s run that fucking Catechism of the Catholic Church shit back.” (B, 07:14)
    • “Let’s fucking go! I’m so back.” (B, 07:25)
    • “I didn’t go to Bible school. I went to Catholic school, all right?” (B, 07:32)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On biblical number guessing:

  • “The Bible always plays in, like, threes, sevens, and maybe a nine here and there.” – B (00:23)
  • “Ten’s the big one. Like three, seven, and ten. Ten commandments, you know, and three and seven make ten.” – B (01:24)

• On the Catechism:

  • “It’s kind of like a spark notes for the Catholics.” – A (04:53)
  • “No, no, no, this is about the Catholic Church specifically.” – B (05:02)
  • “That’s what the Catechism of the Catholic Church is for the Bible.” – B (05:32)

• On recalling sacraments:

  • “Cervix.” – C (jokingly, 06:06)
  • “Let’s run that fucking Catechism of the Catholic Church shit back.” – B (07:14)
  • “I didn’t go to Bible school. I went to Catholic school, all right?” – B (07:32)

Timestamps: Important Segments

• 00:00 – 01:32: Bible trivia—How many plagues in Exodus?
• 01:36 – 03:17: Discussion and humor about remembering details from religion
• 03:56 – 05:19: Catholic Catechism explanation and debate
• 05:43 – 07:32: Listing the seven sacraments; celebration over correct answers

Tone & Style

In classic You Betcha fashion, the hosts keep things playful, self-deprecating, and steeped in Midwest nostalgia. They offer insightful (if not always accurate) details about both the Bible and Catholic Church, wrapped in rapid-fire jokes and knowing ribbing. The episode celebrates the quirks of religious memory—and the joy of getting one over on your buddies.

This episode is an excellent listen for anyone who loves laid-back, funny takes on familiar topics, especially those with roots in Catholic school or an interest in how religious trivia collides with Midwest humor.