Nightmare Drinking Buddy 🎙 #309

Summary

You Betcha Radio – Episode #309: "Nightmare Drinking Buddy"

Release Date: January 15, 2025

Hosts: Miles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared

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Introduction: Miles Becomes a Weekend Warrior

The episode kicks off with Miles announcing his transition into "dadhood" and embracing the role of a weekend warrior.

• Miles [00:00]: "I'm now in that target market."

Ryan and Tyler humorously react to Miles' newfound status, teasing him about his alignment with typical weekend warrior projects like woodworking and DIY home improvements.

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DIY Projects and Millennial Decor

The conversation shifts to Miles' recent DIY endeavors, specifically installing fake beams in his home and deliberating over whether to stain them. The hosts engage in a playful critique of millennial decorating trends.

• Miles [02:02]: "I put up some beams, my thoughts were…"

• Ryan [03:10]: "You gotta seal it still."

• Miles [04:04]: "That's what good millennial decor is—intentionally making things look older or distressed."

Tyler and Ryan contribute ideas on how to distress wood, such as using a blowtorch or finishing nails to create a reclaimed wood appearance. The discussion highlights the humor in trying to emulate vintage aesthetics.

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Prize Picks of the Week: Sports Betting Segment

The hosts shift gears to their beloved sports segment, "Prize Picks of the Week," where they share their betting choices.

• Miles [09:34]: "Derrick Henry. I think he's at 96 and a half rush yards."

• Jared [11:14]: "Khalil Shakir, more than 49 and a half receive yards."

The team debates their picks, emphasizing their confidence in Derrick Henry's performance and Lamar Jackson's rushing abilities. Jared and Tyler also share their selections, contributing to a lively sports betting discussion.

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Main Segment: Nightmare Drinking Buddy

In the highlight of the episode, the hosts discuss who they would consider their "nightmare drinking buddy" and why. Each host presents their worst-case scenario for a drinking companion, leading to humorous and insightful exchanges.

• Ryan [12:37]: "John Daly would be a nightmare to drink with. I couldn't keep up with the man."

• Miles [21:18]: "Andrew Huberman... I'd be overthinking every breath."

• Tyler [15:20]: "Shoe Nice, the TikTok YouTuber who slams bottles of booze."

The discussion covers a range of personalities, from celebrity figures like Aaron Rodgers and Conor McGregor to fictional scenarios involving overly aggressive or alcohol-centric individuals. The hosts explore the dynamics of excessive drinking, differing paces, and the challenges of maintaining a pleasant social experience under such circumstances.

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New Segment: Idiom Origins

Jared introduces a new segment focused on guessing the origins of various idioms. The hosts attempt to deduce the historical or cultural roots behind common phrases.

• Jared [60:10]: "Crocodile tears."

• Miles [61:38]: "Ancient belief held that crocodiles wept to lure their prey."

The segment reveals humorous inaccuracies and the hosts' varying levels of knowledge about idiomatic expressions. For instance, they explore the true meaning of "crocodile tears" and "spill the beans," often diverging into amusing tangents about historical events and mythical beliefs.

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Family Dynamics and Photo Sessions

The conversation delves into the challenges of family interactions, particularly during group activities like taking family photos or bowling.

• Miles [34:19]: "I think I'd rather talk to a stranger about my feelings than my family."

• Ryan [40:00]: "Bowling with your family... What do you do? You talk to grandma when she throws it in the gutter?"

The hosts share personal anecdotes about the awkwardness and competitiveness that often arise during family gatherings. They discuss strategies to alleviate tension, such as using humor or avoiding competitive environments altogether.

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Tool Borrowing and DIY Challenges

A humorous exchange ensues as the hosts talk about borrowing tools for their DIY projects and the ensuing mix-ups.

• Miles [08:00]: "I borrowed Ryan's electric nailer. It worked great."

• Ryan [56:13]: "It's like me going, Jared, you need to borrow my electric nail gun."

The conversation highlights the camaraderie and occasional frustrations of shared projects, including the challenges of keeping track of borrowed equipment and the playful banter that arises from these situations.

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Conclusion: Upcoming Segments and Farewells

As the episode wraps up, Jared teases future segments while the hosts encourage listeners to join their Patreon for exclusive content.

• Jared [60:00]: "I've had this idea for two years—guess the origin of idioms."

• Miles [75:16]: "May your 75s be hard and your idioms be accurate."

The hosts sign off with their trademark humor, leaving listeners anticipating the next episode's blend of Midwest charm, humor, and relatable discussions.

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Notable Quotes

1. Miles [04:04]: "That's what good millennial decor is—intentionally making things look older or distressed."

2. Ryan [12:37]: "John Daly would be a nightmare to drink with. I couldn't keep up with the man."

3. Miles [21:18]: "Andrew Huberman... I'd be overthinking every breath."

4. Tyler [15:20]: "Shoe Nice, the TikTok YouTuber who slams bottles of booze."

5. Miles [34:19]: "I think I'd rather talk to a stranger about my feelings than my family."

6. Jared [60:10]: "Crocodile tears."

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Overall Insight

Episode #309 of You Betcha Radio offers a hearty mix of humor, relatable DIY fails, sports enthusiasm, and candid discussions on personal and family dynamics. The introduction of new segments like "Idiom Origins" adds fresh content, while the beloved "Nightmare Drinking Buddy" sparks laughter and introspection among the hosts and listeners alike. The camaraderie and Midwest charm of Miles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared make for an engaging and entertaining listen, perfect for those seeking a blend of comedy and genuine conversation.

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Cheers to another comedy-filled episode every Wednesday!

Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back to Beta Radio podcast, Colts podcast, and all the Midwest. I'm Miles, you bet you got here with Ryan the T shirt guy. We're live. We're back in the studio. We're feeling good. And, guys, you're looking at weekend warrior over here.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah, I hear. I finally now crossed over in dadhood and. Or adulthood, maybe even my neighborhood. I've crossed over into the weekend warrior status.

[Ryan]

You finally get that?

[Miles]

So all of those hardware store commercials talking about weekend warriors, those now apply to me. So I'm gonna pay extra attention to those, see where I can get a hot deal on wood screws and caulking. You know, I'm now in that target market.

[Ryan]

You're in the target market?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

No deal.

[Miles]

In the market for some nice. For some nice.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we don't want shitty.

[Miles]

I found out this weekend if you're, you know, doing Pride, they make in aerosol cans now.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Miles]

Which is genius, because the worst part, if you don't have a gun, you have to, like, squeeze it out of, like. So they got the industrial tubes. Even the cocking guns kind of suck. But, like, if you just have a smaller thing, a tuba.

[Ryan]

I'm listening.

[Miles]

You gotta, like, squeeze it out by hand. Sucks.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Good for them.

[Miles]

But now they make it in aerosol cans. I gotta try it out.

[Tyler]

So it's like a WD40 can. What's got the long?

[Miles]

No, it's like a whipped cream ready whip.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's sweet, huh?

[Ryan]

Do you taste a little bit?

[Miles]

No, I have. I. I just saw it online. I gotta get it. So that's my weekend warrior project for this weekend. Get my hands on some aerosol.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you'll just be.

[Ryan]

All you got to do is clip one word here and there. And this is a legendary segment.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it could be about pheasant, could be about other things. It could be about diy, could be about Miles's weekend.

[Miles]

So anyways.

[Jared]

Or what he did last weekend.

[Miles]

Yeah, go ahead, guys. Ask me what I did this week.

[Ryan]

I did. I was like, did you get that bench stained or what?

[Miles]

I did not do the bench.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Tyler]

I just got a year to do that.

[Miles]

So I put up some beams in my house.

[Ryan]

Load bearing or no.

[Miles]

Oh, God, no.

[Tyler]

Oh, Tyler, come on.

[Miles]

Can't risk the structural integrity on my craftsmanship.

[Tyler]

God.

[Miles]

So I. We did some beams, whatever. Fake beams, not real beams. I'll, you know, not going to pretend like I'm a. A real beam guy when I got fake beams, but I don't know, they may look like Real beams.

[Ryan]

No stolen beam valor in this podcast.

[Miles]

Correct. So I put up some beams. My thought was the reason why I didn't stay at the bench first is if I'm going to stain these beams, I might as well just do it all together.

[Tyler]

Two birds. You don't want to get type of deal.

[Ryan]

Enough stain for just the bench and then be. Yeah, I have to go get more stain your beams.

[Miles]

But the problem is that's when we put the beams up, we're kind of like. Kind of like how it looks without stain on it. So now I'm not staining. I have no plans to stain, so I don't know what I'm gonna stain that bench.

[Ryan]

You gotta seal it still.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, but sealer and stain are not the same. I'm aware the sealer on. You gotta rub the stain on. So it's a completely different process. Probably gonna. At a completely different time.

[Tyler]

Well, have you ever thought about. Have you ever looked at your bench and been like, I kind of like it without.

[Miles]

I'm starting to get to that point.

[Tyler]

Because if that's the case, then you don't have to stain it.

[Miles]

And if I wait longer, it'll look like reclaimed wood.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Miles]

Right. The more dings that I put into it, the more character it'll have. It'll look like a reclaimed piece of wood.

[Ryan]

I actually saw this really cool. Cool to me, anyway, hack of like taking a small finishing nail and a small saw blade, and you can take a nail on the open end and go like this across wood. And then when you stain it, it looks like milled saw marks. So you could do that on your bench. Make it look like.

[Miles]

Make it shittier to make it cooler.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You could also take a blowtorch and use a blowtorch around it. Just make it look like it's.

[Miles]

Yeah. I don't necessarily want to do a blowtorch with wood inside my house and it's already on the wall.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's true.

[Miles]

Seems like not a good plan.

[Ryan]

Yeah, put a. Put some wet blankets up.

[Tyler]

I mean, we've done.

[Miles]

To be honest. I mean. But yeah, I mean, that's. That's all millennial decorating is in a house is just taking something that's good and intentionally beating the out of it to make it look old and slapping some pain or stain on it and being like, wow, look how good this looks now. Even though I intentionally made it shittier, our grandparents would be like, what are you doing to that very nice oak dresser? You. You. You took a. A wet Thing of iron or a hot thing of iron and put some burn marks in it. That's supposed to make it better.

[Ryan]

We're getting ahead of it. So when we do it up, it already looks old and up.

[Miles]

That's all it takes in order to do good. Millennial decor is just make it worse, wreck it, and then put gray paint on it. That's my favorite hobby is anytime someone's doing a DIY and they're like doing this thing, they're like making a dresser and it's like this cool looking wood, whatever, and then they paint it gray at the end. And I just immediately go to the comments. People like you, they lose their mind.

[Tyler]

Is gray the only color that's off limits or.

[Miles]

I don't know, there's a whole brigade of people that hate gray walls and anything.

[Tyler]

Huh.

[Jared]

Life is black and white to them.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

There's no gray. Gray area.

[Miles]

Yeah. No gray area.

[Tyler]

Did you have fun the whole time or did you. Was there.

[Miles]

God, no.

[Tyler]

Oh, you didn't?

[Miles]

Absolutely not. Oh, whoever has fun the whole time, they're doing a DIY project, there's a point in it where you get to like the last 15%, where you're like, ah, I'm so tired. I don't want to do this because this took me 12 hours one day to do. So hour number 10. I'm like, it's so sick of these. You're starting to. You're. You're starting. Starting to creep in where you're like, should I just try and finish this tomorrow? Yeah, it's already 8:30.

[Ryan]

There's net. You gotta finish it that day.

[Miles]

I know the help that my dad was helping me, and I was like, I don't want to make him come back tomorrow and he's already here, so let's just rip it off. But did.

[Tyler]

Did Anne help at all?

[Miles]

Not really.

[Tyler]

Okay, well, that's good. Yeah. Kind of a bad time. Even worse.

[Miles]

No, she's good.

[Ryan]

Leave the beams to the men.

[Miles]

Yeah, but yeah, it was just one of those things where you. I mean, obviously I like hanging out with my dad and doing a project. That part was fun. But the actual.

[Ryan]

Did you have to.

[Miles]

We almost ran out of wood. There was a point where we had this. This is another not fun part. We had to. Where all the. We were cutting in the garage. We had to sit down. It's never good when you're doing a project. You're up moving around, doing stuff and you have to pause and sit down and think about something. That's never Good.

[Ryan]

The sit down in the middle of any project just kills momentum.

[Miles]

Correct. But we had to sit down and be like, do we have enough wood? And we had to start being like, okay, we're gonna use this for this. This, for this. If we cut that one down at this, this here, then we should be able to use that over here. It was a. It was a tense situation for a.

[Ryan]

Bit, but it worked.

[Miles]

It worked out good.

[Ryan]

Did you have your dad hold the flashlight for you at any time?

[Miles]

I should have, but I did not.

[Ryan]

Missed opportunity. So I would have forced that scenario in there somehow.

[Miles]

Do you want to hold this for me?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Point it up here.

[Ryan]

What are you doing? Pay attention.

[Miles]

So, yeah, I got some beams up, some stained. A lot of year left.

[Tyler]

So how'd the electric nailer work?

[Miles]

I knew he was. I intentionally didn't bring it up, so I borrowed Ryan's electric nailer. It worked great. Ryan.

[Tyler]

It's fantastic.

[Miles]

A little.

[Tyler]

It's fantastic.

[Miles]

My dad, I don't know if he sold or not.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

When we first got it, I wasn't pushing hard enough.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And they weren't flushing up. And he was. He was kind of doing the. If I just would have brought my air nailer over, we wouldn't be having this issue. He didn't say that, but that's what his size said to me.

[Ryan]

Wait, so he offered to bring his air nailer, but you're like, no, Ryan's got this.

[Miles]

Cool. The electric nail is way better. At least a finish nail. Like, if you're doing a whole house, probably better to use. I don't. But why? Electric nailer works perfectly fine. I. It was four things on the battery. Only a whole 12 hour shift. Only one of the things went off the battery. Not like it. I had to switch batteries all the time.

[Tyler]

I mean, I think it's just. It's the convenience of not having nothing. Yes.

[Miles]

For the air compressor. Yeah.

[Tyler]

What if your kid's trying to sleep, you know?

[Miles]

Well, I'm pounding and nailing.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's true.

[Miles]

But.

[Tyler]

But I mean, yeah, it was good.

[Miles]

Ryan, thank you for letting me borrow that.

[Ryan]

Did you give it back yet?

[Miles]

No, because I might use it for another project.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Merry Christmas.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. Mid Feb. I just needed back in about a month. About a month, so.

[Miles]

All right, done. Plus I also need to replenish your nails, so I. I couldn't find them at the hardware store.

[Tyler]

Nails are on the house?

[Ryan]

Well, no, they're in the house. In the beam.

[Miles]

They're in the house.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Folks, it's time for our prize picks of the week. And right now you can sign up with code YBR and get $50 instantly when you play your first five dollar lineup. You don't even need to win your lineup to receive the fifty dollar bonus. It's just guaranteed. When we're recording this, we still have one pick left. We have Justin Jefferson.

[Tyler]

More than 89 and a half and.

[Miles]

So far, guys, if you rode with us last week, you're feeling pretty good about your bet. So.

[Ryan]

Wish I could be there.

[Miles]

Oh yeah, yeah. We forgot Tyler was gone last week. We forgot to tell him what the lineup was so he didn't get to ride.

[Tyler]

You could have asked.

[Ryan]

Yeah, and if it was any other person that you guys, I would be rooting against you for excluding me.

[Miles]

Really?

[Tyler]

You could ask.

[Ryan]

I would know.

[Tyler]

It's two way street.

[Ryan]

I asked Jared who also wasn't in.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's. That's.

[Miles]

So let's go, Ryan. You and I. But this week we're gonna go back to back weeks. We're gonna hit tonight we're gonna go back to back. I am gonna ride what worked for me last week. Derrick Henry. I think he's at 96 and a half rush yards. More than that. He had 186 last week. He's gotten more than that. The last four weeks are going to keep this thing rolling. They're going to ride him all the way to the Super Bowl.

[Ryan]

I like it. I mean quite literally, all of those things could happen.

[Miles]

Yeah. Just right. The. The Ravens are riding the back of Henry all the way to the Super Bowl.

[Ryan]

Hop on.

[Miles]

Everyone knows if you can run the ball in the playoffs, you're going to win.

[Jared]

It helps.

[Tyler]

100. I mean, so what do you got?

[Jared]

Jared got Khalil. Shakir more than 49 and a half receiving yards.

[Miles]

Tyler.

[Tyler]

Okay, I like it.

[Ryan]

Nico Collins. More than six receptions.

[Miles]

I kind of like reception. I might do that next week.

[Ryan]

Well, you gotta stick with Derrick Henry.

[Miles]

Well, yeah, if he, if he crushed again, I'm just riding him to the end.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna ride him.

[Ryan]

You and the Ravens are riding Derek Henry.

[Miles]

I just. I. Apparently now I'm on the Ravens are winning the super bowl train by just accidentally saying that next week.

[Jared]

Go say Derek Hemor tree receptions.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, I'll piggyback off the Ravens too. Lamar Jackson, more than 50.5.

[Miles]

Right. You can run the ball. You can win the Super Bowl. So that, that's what I've always said. You can run the ball. Late into the playoffs. So you're gonna win the damn ball. Run the damn ball.

[Ryan]

You need 147 rush yards between those two players. I know it is.

[Miles]

Tyler. That's so easy. How would you ever doubt that?

[Ryan]

I'm not.

[Miles]

Yes, you do.

[Ryan]

We're on the same lineup. I'm cheering for this.

[Miles]

So gu. Ride with us. Derrick Henry, 96 1/2 more rush yards. Nico Collins, more than six receptions. Khalil Shakir, more than 49 1/2 receive yards. And Lamb Jack, more than. More than 50 and a half rush yards. So good luck this week. And we're going two weeks in a row, boys.

[Tyler]

Somebody cooked here.

[Miles]

Jared, what do you got for us today?

[Jared]

Nightmare drinking buddy. Who would be your nightmare drinking buddy?

[Miles]

Tyler, who would be your nightmare drinking buddy?

[Ryan]

Okay. I think John Daly would be a nightmare to drink with. Like, list. I couldn't keep up with the man. It would be fun for 15 minutes to a half an hour, and then I'd be miserable because he wouldn't stop. He just drinks vodka straight constantly. And I'm like, I'm sitting with a legend. I'm not just gonna Irish. Goodbye, John Daly. Yeah, because this isn't.

[Miles]

This isn't nightmare drink with one person, one time, Right? This is your drinking buddy, right?

[Ryan]

Like every weekend with John Daly. Cirrhosis.

[Miles]

Yeah. He's one of those rare breeds that can. That can do it and still be living. You can smoke chain, smoke cigarettes, drink all time, still be living. The rest of us, me or hu. We can't do it. We'll die.

[Ryan]

We will.

[Tyler]

Well, my question is, why do you have to keep up with him? Why can't you just drink with him?

[Ryan]

He's my drinking buddy. So you're drinking, but you don't. If you have a drinking buddy, you don't just show up and watch him drink.

[Tyler]

No, but you're drink. You're just drinking at your own pace. You're just drinking together.

[Miles]

But, Ryan, you got to remember that when two people take a walk. When you take a walk with someone, either you adjust to their pace or they adjust to yours. And if John. You're not gonna make John Daly adjust to Tyler's pace.

[Ryan]

No chance in hell. No. And also, we're not drinking buddies if just one person's drinking. And also if we are buddies, he's gonna roast my ass for not trying to keep up with him.

[Miles]

I had a very similar one. Ryan or Tyler, I think a nightmare drinking buddy when he was alive would have been Chris Farley for very similar Reasons, I mean, the amount of money every month you'd have to pay the bar to replace all of the broken tables and chairs from him doing physical comed comedy bits of jumping on tables and breaking them. That would suck. He'd probably be wanting you to do drugs in the bathroom all the time. Yeah.

[Tyler]

He'd probably be trying to get you to do the truffle shuffle.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Also, there's never an opportunity for you to be the funny friend.

[Miles]

You're never gonna be the funny guy.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think it's probably funny for the first, let's say hour, and then after that you're like, okay, like, things need to cool down a little bit here.

[Jared]

Start laughing.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, the gut hurts. Oh, stop.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Chris, just stop being so funny all the.

[Miles]

So I think, you know, he would be a great one time, but for him to be your drinking buddy would get exhausting. I feel like after a while.

[Tyler]

I think a nightmare drinking buddy of mine would probably be Shoe Nice.

[Ryan]

I don't know who that is.

[Tyler]

You guys know who Shoe Nice is?

[Ryan]

Jared.

[Miles]

No.

[Tyler]

I mean, honestly, with the reaction, it's obviously good. Shoe Nice. Is he. He's a guy on tick tock YouTube. He's an old, old YouTuber. And he would just. He just slams bottles of booze and slug.

[Miles]

Yeah, he take the little straw and put it and like point it out the outside of his mouth.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah. Like, it'd be a whole bottle of vodka or something.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah, that would be a nightmare.

[Tyler]

I think he's done like 17 fives and shit like that. I mean, quite literally a nightmare.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is he alive?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's. I. I don't know. He. I think he looks his age. I mean, it doesn't. It's not like he looks 75, but he's only 55. Right, right. Yeah, he. He went on a huge hiatus. I think everyone thought he was dead. But then he, like came back on TikTok randomly and now he's just back doing what he used to do again. Yeah, but like, how.

[Miles]

How does that even. Like, obviously you get ad revenue from Tick Tock, but Tick Tock would shut.

[Ryan]

You down if you're chugging.

[Miles]

But I feel like you get shut down, you're not going to get monetized. And what alcohol brand is going to be like, yeah, we'll sponsor you to promote over drinking.

[Ryan]

Hey, some people just do it for the love of the game.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I don't think he's rolling the dough either.

[Miles]

No.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's probably making enough to buy his next bottle of booze for his next video.

[Miles]

Yeah. Honestly, a great sponsor form could have been one of our first sponsors. The deer bong.

[Ryan]

The deer bomb.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Or the bev buckle.

[Miles]

Or the Bev buckle would have been great for. For shoe night.

[Jared]

He does need a sponsor.

[Tyler]

He does?

[Ryan]

Bad.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, he's been doing.

[Miles]

Trust me. He put out a video asking for people to send him sponsors.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, he could use some help.

[Miles]

Yeah, that would be a nightmare because what do you do? You know, like, you quite. You. You quite literally can't do what he does.

[Tyler]

No, I. I would probably. I would show up, just.

[Miles]

Hey, that would be funny. You're drinking with your shoe. Nice is drinking Buddy. So you try to do what he does, but he just takes a 175 or something. And you just take a shooter and put like a little straw in it and just do the 1 ounce shooter. That would be a way to keep up with them and still be a part of it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you just do some camera magic. Like hold fish way out there. You hold the shooter way out there. Tip it up.

[Miles]

Yeah. You're in the front of the frame, he's in the back of the frame. They look the same size.

[Tyler]

Yep. That's actually not a bad idea.

[Jared]

But then he'll do girl stuff like, you know, a whole tube of toothpaste.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Stuff like. Guys, I've told you guys about toothpaste Paul before, right?

[Tyler]

No.

[Ryan]

So our neighbor, one of our neighbors growing up, got his license taken away from drinking and driving way too much. And so he just ride around the neighborhood on his lawnmower can, and he'd keep a tube of toothpaste in his front pocket. So if he ever got pulled over on his lawnmower, he'd eat some toothpaste to cover his breath.

[Miles]

That is crazy.

[Ryan]

Holy toothpaste Paul.

[Miles]

I like that. No, I don't like that. But like his commitment to being a.

[Ryan]

Drunk, he always had a trailer hooked up to his lawnmower for some reason.

[Miles]

You never know when you come across something on the side of the road.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you might as well start picking cans up or something.

[Ryan]

We lived in the country too. This is like he was a half a mile away from me and another half a mile away from my neighbor Buddy. And so every time I'd go to his house, I'd have to go buy toothpaste Paul's house. And he'd be putzing up and down the gravel roads.

[Tyler]

Easy to shop for when it comes to Christmas or Birthday or anything like that. Just get him a whole. Just a whole pack of toothpaste.

[Ryan]

Here's your Aquafresh poly.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Jared, what about you?

[Jared]

This is more of a type of person. It's kind of hard to describe. It would be like people are way too proud of where they're from person. So it's like when you're at a bar, drag with somebody, like they're from, like, Wisconsin.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, I went to college with a guy from Texas and he had a. He had a tattoo of Texas on his calf.

[Jared]

And then they compare everything to Texas or Wisconsin.

[Ryan]

Used to. The college. Like, I played football at college. Some kid from Washington. And he wouldn't shut up about Seattle.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Tyler]

That is. That's a true statement.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yep. That's a very true.

[Jared]

You'll be like, at this bar, like, well, this. There's this one bar like this, but better.

[Miles]

And see it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

This reminds me of like a shittier version of Cowboy Rons in Seattle.

[Ryan]

That's another terrible person. Just the one upper.

[Jared]

In general, it is one up smid ship. But I think people are just way too proud from where they're from.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Just hate it.

[Ryan]

I also think it'd be a nightmare being drinking buddies with Aaron Rodgers. Just a lifestyle that I would get annoyed with.

[Miles]

I don't know. I feel like he'd be better drinking than when he's sober.

[Ryan]

No, but just every weekend having to listen to a new conspiracy theory or hear about his.

[Miles]

But that's what you do when you drink with your buddies. You get together it just. And talk about conspiracy theories.

[Ryan]

But.

[Miles]

But let me finish. He's just serious about them and you're not. But that's fine. It's all the same.

[Ryan]

No, I was just. Because I think that makes it completely different. Because I'll bounce conspiracy theories off with you in a car ride. But the second I think you really believe something absolutely off the wall is like, it's awkward.

[Miles]

Like what?

[Ryan]

Like. Like, okay, think about flat Earther Jack that used to work in the warehouse. I love talking flat earth with people because I think it's hilarious. But he believes it, and it's just so awkward.

[Miles]

Yeah, but you were saying that this Conspiracy theories that I believe that.

[Ryan]

You know, I'm saying it would. If I just thought you believed it, I'd be like, all right, this is weird.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Would you rather drink with them or go on an ayahuasca trip with them?

[Jared]

Good question.

[Ryan]

With Rogers.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, I'd rather go on one ayahuasca. Trip with Rogers than be his drinking buddy every weekend.

[Tyler]

Yes. Your ayahuasca acquaintances, not Iowa buddies.

[Ryan]

Bingo. I would rather be his ayahuasca acquaintance than his drinking buddy.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Nightmare. Drinking buddy for me would be Andrew Huberman. Do you know who I'm talking about? He's the guy that's been going on the podcast, Huberman Labs. He's all about you gotta breathe through your nose and not your mouth. So he, like, pushes the hostage tape. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yep. So the whole time be sitting there drinking, I'd be, like, just making sure my mouth was closed.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But then I'm not talking because I'm worried about if my mouth is open talking right now. He's gonna know that I'm breathing through my mouth currently. And then I'd just be overthinking it. Then I'm gonna be thinking about how much he says that beer is bad for you and all the other stuff. And I was just. I wouldn't be able to focus.

[Ryan]

I mean, just.

[Miles]

I just be the whole time, be like. Feel like I'm disappointing my dad.

[Ryan]

What's his drinking gonna even be?

[Tyler]

Well, I was gonna say.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Is he even drinking? Is he just. Is he just coming to hang around?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is he even eligible?

[Miles]

Yeah, I guess I picked someone who probably doesn't drink as a drinking buddy.

[Tyler]

Probably tequila, if anything. Just tequila on the rocks.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Then you start, like, inhaling your drink through your nose. You're like, I don't want to open my mouth right now. Tape over my mouth.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Next morning.

[Miles]

No, you're snorting your whiskey. 7. Because he can't open your mouth. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Quite literally going for a snort.

[Jared]

All he wants to drink is, like, black rifle coffee.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Espresso martinis. Hold. Hold the martini.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. Because he's the other guy. It's like talks about you need to get sunlight in your eyes within three minutes of waking up, and you're just thinking about, like, God, if I have one more of these, I am not gonna see the sunlight tomorrow at all, because I'm not gonna get out of bed, and I'm not gonna bring my shades up in the room.

[Ryan]

He says, you need to get sunlight in your eyes.

[Miles]

They can just basically go outside and see sunlight.

[Ryan]

You need to go outside with half an hour after waking up and stare at the.

[Miles]

Like, you just need to go outside essentially.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Or turn the lights on. If you wake up before. Touch some grass, Put your. Your phone flashlight right in your eyeball.

[Miles]

He also just recommends that the best workout plan if you're fat and you just want to lose weight is just get on a stationary bike and just pedal as hard as you can for as long as you can until you literally can't pedal anymore. If you just do that every morning, you'll just get fit, which you. But it just sounds so terrible.

[Tyler]

I mean, it sounds sweet though, because you're like, what, you're gonna pedal for a minute?

[Miles]

Yeah, it's when you start. I suppose I should try it. That should be my challenge. You should just get on a bike and just pedal as hard and as fast as I can for as long as any resistance. I don't know.

[Ryan]

I'm turning the resistance all the way up. So I only have to be on there for a few minutes.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I do it on elliptical to where if you get it going fast enough, you can just like ride out the momentum.

[Miles]

Yeah. You should be thinking about all that stuff and then all of a sudden you just, you know, ruins it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Like anyone that reminds you of living a healthier lifestyle. Nightmare drinking buddy.

[Jared]

Terrible ignorance is Bless.

[Miles]

What about you, Ryan? Anyone else?

[Tyler]

Not so much a person, but just this. Well, something in general. The person who counts, who's counting their drinks or counting their beers and letting you know about it.

[Miles]

It.

[Tyler]

I would say that that's like one of my biggest, like, cringe moments is when someone is talking about how, like, it's almost like how sweet it is that I've had six beers already. It's not even 7:00 right now.

[Ryan]

Number five. 15 minutes in.

[Tyler]

God. Or they're like.

[Miles]

Or no, they're. It's way worse when they're counting your drinks. That's.

[Tyler]

I mean, that's.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm on five, you're on two. What the man.

[Ryan]

That's how I feel like John Daly would be to me.

[Miles]

No, I don't think. I think daily. Be chill about it.

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Miles]

He doesn't ever talk about drinking, but.

[Ryan]

If we are buddies, he would be on me about.

[Miles]

I guess when he did that thing with Bryson de Chavo, he was kind of giving him about not drinking. Yeah.

[Tyler]

They just slugged a bunch of chocolate milk. Apparently he drinks a load of chocolate milk. That man hates John Daly.

[Miles]

Yeah. So much it just despises it. He might have rabies. He hates water so much to kind.

[Tyler]

Of piggyback off that. Also, like the guy who. He's counting his beers. He's also keeping his empties right next to him and he like, doesn't want to throw them in the tr.

[Miles]

In.

[Tyler]

In the trash.

[Miles]

Because built the tower.

[Tyler]

Yeah. He needs to know how many beers. So if someone does ask, it is kind of sick.

[Ryan]

Wizard staff.

[Miles]

There has been times when we. I meant, did you remember that one event? I don't remember.

[Jared]

What?

[Miles]

I don't know if it was an event or we just went out after something when we were on the road. We had like a table that was literally just full of empty beers. Do you remember that table?

[Ryan]

Was it.

[Jared]

Oh, is that New Year's Eve?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think that was new.

[Miles]

Yeah, that was. I mean, it was, you know, kind of cool, but it was because we were doing it as a group.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Tyler]

A team effort's way better. That's acceptable.

[Ryan]

New Year's Eve in Green Bay.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

God, that was sick.

[Miles]

Where. That's where Jared become best friends with Ginger Jesus.

[Tyler]

Carrot Top Jesus.

[Miles]

That is the happiest I've ever seen Jared in my life.

[Jared]

Oh, Dear's Eve.

[Miles]

It's my favorite holiday. I would say, like, there's no disrespect to your wedding, but you're way happier that night than you were.

[Ryan]

Did you invite him?

[Tyler]

Yeah, his breast stunk too. That's one thing I always bring out of.

[Ryan]

He was born before toothpaste.

[Miles]

His teeth are 2000 years old.

[Jared]

Like bread and wine is, bro.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, probably, yeah.

[Miles]

You breath would smell. Two of your only diet was bread and wine.

[Ryan]

Sometimes fish.

[Tyler]

Yeah, mix of fish in there once in a while.

[Jared]

That pesky diet, I.

[Ryan]

It's similar to you guys. Like one that's just a vibe. It would be a really awful to be drinking buddies with the guy that always forgets his wallet. Like everybody has a friend that's just like, oh, dude, I forgot my wallet. Can you get me this?

[Miles]

I'll get you next time.

[Tyler]

Yeah. How far into it do they usually realize how they forgot it?

[Ryan]

They forget it on purpose. They're broken Broker cheap.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's why you gotta hunt the deals out, though. That's the thing. It's like, you know, penny taps. Yeah. Like, I don't know, you buy a bucket, you get a discount on the beers. And then your buddy's like, I'll just take the discounted beer. I'll take one of these discounted ones.

[Miles]

I think nightmare drinking buddy would be anyone that's on a reality TV show. So, like, you know, we're talking any, you know, selling Sunset, the Real Housewives, like anyone who's a character on that. Because, I mean, every scene of those Shows is them going out for drinks and people crying.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It's like that's the whole show. Hey, we're gonna go out and have a good time. Even though we know someone's gonna get really pissed off and just start crying and leave and storm out of there. Just think about every time you go out to drink, you know that someone's gonna get upset about something that doesn't matter. Cry and leave. I love. Think of how much of a disaster that would be every time you go out to drink.

[Ryan]

Some sort of chest bumping match too.

[Tyler]

I love observing those situations and not being in them.

[Miles]

The bartenders being a little snippy with me.

[Jared]

Then close a gasket.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Childhood trauma. Yeah. It could be sort of trauma.

[Miles]

That would suck because there's also. We know people like that. And if you have the. But it. Like if it was just your drinking buddy. The best is when this is happening in a larger group of people and you don't have anything to do with them.

[Tyler]

100.

[Miles]

Watching the train wreck happen is kind of fun. It's.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's.

[Miles]

You're. Yeah.

[Tyler]

You're watching the reality TV show Unwind in front of you.

[Jared]

Dinner at a show.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yeah. The Real Housewives of Fargo.

[Jared]

You know, that'd be awesome.

[Ryan]

I bet you it's been pitched.

[Miles]

Oh yeah. You know.

[Jared]

Debbie's a.

[Miles]

There you go. Jared. You nailed it. Yep.

[Jared]

My other one is Conor McGregor. He'd be a nightmare.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yes.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Kind of like that. Going.

[Jared]

Getting in fights and just a drug addict.

[Miles]

Just the ego that's larger in life. Insecure about how tall he is.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Ryan]

Like nightmare. His appearance in Roadhouse is not too far off of what he's like in real life. Drinking.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

For sure. I mean you're. You're walking on. You're walking on glass the entire time. You like, you don't want to say anything wrong or be like, you know, maybe pitch like, hey, maybe we could go to this spot or whatever. Like you're just sitting there silent.

[Ryan]

You're not drinking buddies. You're a drinking prisoner.

[Tyler]

Pretty. That's a great way to put it.

[Miles]

But the best is is that you've once. So we all know a guy that's like that just of have to watch what you say when you're drinking with them because you don't know how pissed they're going to get and want to fight. But then there's always one guy, other guy in your friend group that has the superpower that he can say whatever he wants to this guy, and he thinks it's funny and doesn't get mad, but if anyone else would say it, he'd go off the handle.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I feel like that person is. Is always like non threatening in a fight too. Like, that's the guy who would. He. He would never fight anybody, nor could he like even put his fist up.

[Miles]

He's talk.

[Ryan]

He could talk his way out of anything.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

My uncle has this superpower and there was a guy we'd go hunting with that would. He was just. Would chronically get in fights all the time. And then my uncle could say anything he wanted to him and he thought it was funny, but he. You didn't think anyone else was funny. Whatever. So.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What's the secret to breaking the barrier down?

[Ryan]

So I got. It'd be a nightmare to be drinking buddies with Chris Collinsworth.

[Miles]

That's a guy who can slam some beers.

[Ryan]

I mean, I'm just.

[Miles]

Look at him over there.

[Ryan]

I. I'm sure he doesn't talk like that in normal life, but the information I have to go off of, he does. And that would suck.

[Jared]

Be like, ah, two for one beers. Name a better deal than that.

[Tyler]

What is guy? Refresh me. What's Chris Collinsworth on? Is he an NFL analyst?

[Ryan]

Yeah, he's a play. He's.

[Miles]

You know him?

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You know, you kind of look like him a little bit.

[Tyler]

Okay. Yeah, write that one down too.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's a guy you can slam.

[Jared]

Some beers drinking on the patio. Is there anything better?

[Ryan]

Now here's a guy that can't handle his booze. If you watch the curb outside here, right here circles that, that's where he's going to throw up. Watch this.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You talking like that Tyler reminded me of. You sound like Bob Mary. I think that'd also be a nightmare.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, is that. Is there any more that we need to say?

[Ryan]

No, it's a great one.

[Miles]

Well, should we take a break, Jaren?

[Jared]

Sure.

[Miles]

Well, guys, we have a tong update for you. Ryan, what is it?

[Tyler]

The update's zero.

[Miles]

We have zero left.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

We went from what, 4,000 to zero. Three thou. 6,000.

[Miles]

I think at one point we had 12,000 tongs.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think we did. I think we ordered 10,000 right away.

[Miles]

That's what it's gonna be. If we're doing this in 10 years, we're gonna be like, God, remember tong fiasco? 2024, we had 25,000 tongs. Then another 10 years. But we. Thousand tongs.

[Tyler]

We had to get rid of some guy last week bought 21 tongs. That was the only thing is. Or 21 tongs.

[Miles]

Why do you think he bought 21 and not just an even 20?

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

He's a 21 Savage fan. Or he's a Kevin Garnett fan.

[Jared]

Or his lucky number.

[Tyler]

Or it's his lucky number.

[Ryan]

Or he got it for a 21 year old's birthday. Here's 21 Tongues.

[Tyler]

Or it's his favorite year of his life. 2021.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Could be any of those things.

[Tyler]

Could be anything.

[Ryan]

Cba.

[Tyler]

So the one thing we don't have, guys, is tomorrow.

[Miles]

Yeah. So if you. Again, it's same thing with our vests. We're. We're getting rid of the vest that we got, too. We're not making any more of this stuff. So if you want it, you gotta go there now and check it out at. Oh, you bet you dot com. Rip to the tongs. It feels good to get that off the balance sheet, though.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

All right, Jared, what do we got next?

[Jared]

Worst things to do as a family.

[Miles]

I will say this. I think I would rather talk to a stranger about my feelings than my family.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

I'm completely on board with that.

[Miles]

I would much rather be sitting on a park bench and spill my guts to a stranger that I would sit around my family and talk about how we're all feeling.

[Ryan]

You are doing something good because you get to talk about your feelings, but you get the added benefit of never having to see that person ever again in your whole life.

[Miles]

Yeah. If I tell them, you know, I'm feeling a little insecure about this and that, they're going to just bring that up later.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

They're going to use it as ammo against you. And also, like the way that my family, the way we say, the way that we show love in our family is by making fun of each other and razzing each other. We don't tell them that we love them. That's weird. And it's uncomfortable and awkward. We just do it in other ways. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like you'd rather talk about your feelings to Jared's mom than you would your own mom.

[Miles]

I'd rather do it with any of your moms, especially Tyler's.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Be really easy to spill my guts to Tyler's mom.

[Ryan]

Great listener.

[Miles]

Just great listener.

[Ryan]

Huh?

[Tyler]

Sorry, I don't know how to react to that stuff. I just follow what Tyler's doing.

[Miles]

Anyways, I think I'd rather talk about my feelings on this podcast than with my family. Yeah, but you guys are close second.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't think. I don't want to talk about my feelings with you guys.

[Tyler]

No, because you guys would all just make fun of me.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

It's like, that's. This is the time where, like, I'm being serious, I'm talking about my feelings, and then I'm not just getting made fun of.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's like, what the are you doing, Ryan? Stop that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like, quit being a quiz.

[Miles]

Look, I think I'd rather spill my guts to some random Reddit user for sure. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, than with your own family r feelings.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It'S just open form. You can just.

[Miles]

Just spill them. Spill the guts.

[Ryan]

Like, if I were to sit next to somebody at the airport and be like, I am just feeling really insecure about this part of my life, they would maybe not say anything, but that's probably. What if I said that to my dad, I'd get roasted into eternity.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're a. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, well, it's just. Just suck it the up.

[Miles]

Yeah. And it's kind of easy. It's kind of the one things with your family, they kind of know how you're feeling anyways, so a lot of it needs to go on set. It's not that your family doesn't care about how you feel. It's just when you're not in a family that talks about their feelings ever when you do, it's just so uncomfortable that it's actually counterintuitive to talk. Your feelings.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it should be.

[Ryan]

Heightens the feeling you have.

[Miles]

Yeah. It actually makes you feel a little bit worse.

[Ryan]

Like, just add anxiety onto whatever you're feeling. If you're trying to talk to a family member about it.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like, if someone starts talking about something serious in my family, there's like an internal timer in my head of like, all right, it's been too long that we've been talking about this serious topic. I need to now make a joke to break the awkwardness because this is getting strange and. And I know that that's my own issues of my. That I gotta work through.

[Ryan]

Right, but you're not gonna work them with your.

[Miles]

Not with my family. I'm gonna do it with Guy at the bus stop.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Could you. If you try to prank, like, if you try to prank your family, you think you like.

[Miles]

I'd rather do it with the. The. If I'm going through, like a drive through, I'd rather do it through the speaker. That's actually. That's Great new business idea. You go and you just talk into a speaker to someone that you don't even see in a building. Like a drive through. And then you just pay whatever you think that the. The conversation was worth.

[Ryan]

Drive through therapy.

[Miles]

It's. It's basically like doing confession. I was gonna say behind a screen, you know, you don't see the priests, whatever. Same type of vibe.

[Tyler]

And I get like, you. You can call, like, you can call, like, therapists or whatever and tell them about your feelings, but there's something about just being in your vehicle.

[Miles]

Stop. Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's just you're more comfortable. You're in a good environment, and, like, no one's gonna hear you.

[Miles]

That's the. That's how I want to talk about my feelings. I want to be in the car by myself, talking to a drive through.

[Jared]

Speaker and maybe getting, like, a large fry right out.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Real good.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Would be great to have afterwards, you.

[Ryan]

Know, Forgive me, Ronald McDonald, for I have sinned.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Until, like, he's at the speaker and I'm behind him. Well, that's like you.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, that. That's the one downside of that is you kind of got to yell, you know?

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I don't know. Me and my brother kind of just been on the rocks lately. No, on the rocks, the vice you hear back is just. You know, I think you. I think you should just talk to him about it. I don't know if that's the right move or not, but you want. You want some catch up with the.

[Ryan]

Neither. No.

[Miles]

And then you're like, I feel so much better. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Did you just say I need to catch up with the guys? You're so right. Thank you for this.

[Miles]

So in. In a roundabout way, talking about your feelings with your families is the worst.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I went a completely different route. I think bowling with your family sucks ass.

[Miles]

Bowling?

[Ryan]

Bowling.

[Tyler]

I mean.

[Miles]

Yeah, I like that one. Do explain.

[Ryan]

Because, like, bowling with your buddies and stuff is one thing. I think I just don't like bowling that much. But bowling with your family, it's like, what do you do? You talk to grandma when she throws it in the gutter? No, I could talk to my friend when he messes up.

[Jared]

Everyone's kind of playing shitty.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

But see, and, like, my family's competitive too, and it just kind of like. Yeah, if someone's doing good, I'm not gonna cheer for my sister for getting a strike. I'm gonna get pissed.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's kind of just doing anything competitive with Your family never ends well.

[Ryan]

Y. I just hate bowling the most.

[Miles]

One thing I do like bowling with your family, though. So when you're out with friends bowling, the awkward walk back where everyone is, you kind of don't have that with your family, so that's one added positive. Whereas, like, when you're with your friends, you're like, try to got to act cool after hitting a strike. Whereas with your. With your family, you're like, yeah, like.

[Tyler]

How many times can you be cash about throwing a gutter ball? Like, we know you care because you've been playing it off for the last eight frames. Like, we get it.

[Ryan]

Bumpers also going to be way more likely to get pissed if, like, my. My sister takes the ball I've been using than if you were like. Like, hey, that's. That's my ball. Put that down.

[Miles]

And then you have to wait for it to all the way come back after she just bowled it. You know, you're just standing there with your hand over the little air vent. The score. Yeah. They're like, you're up. I know I'm waiting for my ball because she threw it.

[Jared]

My lucky ball.

[Miles]

You all of a sudden just turn into an angsty teenager or anything, anytime you're doing stuff with your family.

[Tyler]

I might. Next. If I. I mean, if I ever go bowling with my family, the walk back after my turn, I'm just gonna close my eyes.

[Ryan]

Just hope you don't trip on.

[Tyler]

I just. I. I'm pretending like no one is watching me at all.

[Miles]

That's what. That's what this famous saying is. Bowl like, nobody's watching.

[Tyler]

Boom.

[Ryan]

Love me or hate me, all you could do was watch.

[Tyler]

One thing I don't want to do with my family is sit through a sex scene of a movie.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, Great, Ryan.

[Tyler]

Does anyone actually know how to react? Or like. Like, do you just sit as still as you possibly can? Because if you move, then someone's gonna look and make sure you're not, like, you know, like, pushing your pants down or whatever. You popping bees during the sexy. No, this isn't about me. This is.

[Miles]

You're popping. You're popping in arbs. Apparent reason boners. This is just a general. This.

[Tyler]

This is not me. This is general me or general question. You know, what are you supposed to do?

[Miles]

You're adjusting your trousers while you're watching a sex scene with your family.

[Tyler]

See, I never said that. Now we're too. We're taking words in my mouth.

[Miles]

I. If I ever happens, I usually try and cut the tension Must be like, you know, like mom, dad, close your eyes. You know, you cut the tension a little bit.

[Tyler]

That's a good one. Yeah.

[Jared]

Otherwise, what are they doing?

[Ryan]

It's either you have to do that or you just.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Nobody says a word. No one looks at each other. You just watch the scene, you move on.

[Miles]

Act like either you all feel comfortable and say. All feel uncomfortable and say nothing, or you just pick one person and make them uncomfortable. Like dad, what are they doing? And then he feels uncomfortable and everyone else does it. You know, just redirect all the awkwardness to your dad.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Like you can't fast forward. Because I feel like if you fast forward. Yeah. It's. I don't know why that makes it even more weird. But you're like, that just shows you're, you're not comfortable.

[Miles]

Your mom starts fast forwarding, you're like, I usually don't.

[Tyler]

This is the best part of the movie.

[Jared]

This is, this brings up one of my million dollar ideas. You know like that one app tells you want to go to the bathroom during a movie. They should have that but just for sex scene. So you know, like. Oh, so you can completely avoid that situation.

[Miles]

Should. It's a great idea.

[Tyler]

That is a great idea.

[Miles]

Well, they should just have an app that's like for. It's like Netflix, but just watching with your parents and it just cuts out.

[Jared]

Yeah. Okay.

[Miles]

Or it's just like it was a black frame and it just explains in words what happens. Like they had sexual intercourse.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And they said this to each other and then they just move on and.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Moans or, or they just, they just like punch in like a, like a. The buffering wheel. And then when the movie you're like, oh, buffer. Yeah. Then it just, when it starts back up again, it's passive.

[Ryan]

They call it parent mode.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Because there's the, there's kid mode.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Right. What's funny? To us, it's parent mode. To our parents, it's kid mode. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, has your five year old, have you ever been in that situation with him? Like you're just. You've got a movie on that he's watching and something pops up.

[Ryan]

So not now that he's old enough. Like, I avoid all of the inappropriate stuff, but when he was like one and two, like I would watch normal.

[Miles]

She doesn't know what's going on.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So but like now I just, I can't. Like I try to watch Squid game. I'm like, I can't watch it with him around way too Many people getting their brains blown out.

[Miles]

Did you watch Squid Game, too?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm two episodes in.

[Miles]

Okay, when the smoke settles on that, we'll have to discuss Squid Game.

[Tyler]

I'm. I'm the same length. I. I don't know. I just. I. I can't. I'm not into it as much.

[Ryan]

It took too long to get back into the games.

[Miles]

The end of the season is just absurd. And that's all I'll say about that in a good.

[Tyler]

Can you tell me in a good way? Like, in your opinion?

[Miles]

I don't want to ruin it for you.

[Tyler]

Okay, so it's bad. Okay.

[Miles]

It's just absurd.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

I think another thing I don't want to do with my family is, like, taking family photos. No one's ever come away from it being like, wow, that was so fun and pain. I'm really glad we did that.

[Ryan]

I think you're in the majority, but for some reason, my family does pictures. Right.

[Miles]

I think. Okay, how much do you guys care about your Christmas card?

[Ryan]

We don't do one.

[Miles]

There we go. If you care about a Christmas card, family photos are the worst. If you don't care about Christmas card, family photos can be good.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Because we.

[Miles]

And I think that's about what it is. And my mom really cares about a Christmas card. So.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like the person who facilitates the Christmas card and the addresses who you're sending to. It's like, if they come up to me, like, okay, I don't want to do it either. But this Saturday morning, we. We just. We got to go take pictures for the Christmas card.

[Miles]

But see, that's how it is. It's Terry, like, you just. It's always, we gotta go dig family photos.

[Tyler]

Nobody.

[Miles]

No one. We need to start making family photos like an event. Right. You go to a. You go somewhere, have some cocktails beforehand. You guys discuss how you're gonna smile, like all of that. Maybe get a game plan. It might work out better.

[Tyler]

You're saying hit the bar beforehand. I mean, everyone's gonna have that one family member, though. Just get paced. And then you're gonna have to Photoshop the red eyes out.

[Miles]

Well, so the. For example, this year we got. All of my family was together, so my mom was like, let's take a family photo. 1. We just don't have a great spot to take it inside. So then we all pile in there. We have to set a timer on the thing, and then we do it. And, you know, the kids aren't looking. My brother's Standing too far away. So then my mom's like, can we just photoshop him closer? We're kind of like, I know. It's not really how that works. The lighting's never good, all those things. So we did this whole family photo thing. And then my mom ended up being like, I'm just gonna do the. The photo of just the kids, the grandkids.

[Tyler]

He's a cop out.

[Ryan]

Hey.

[Miles]

So we didn't even need to do it. And it was a whole thing of like, everyone get back.

[Ryan]

Yeah, she punted on third down.

[Miles]

She really did.

[Ryan]

So we, we did family photos on vacation, and there's 17 of us on vacation. We did the two giant group photos right away, and that's all that they cared about. Then after that, it was just free for all. Kind of fun, actually, kind of photo.

[Miles]

Booth vibes a little bit.

[Ryan]

So like everyone, they split off in their own family groups. And my 2 year old was like, I'm going to be in every picture.

[Miles]

Well, that's the thing. If we took a family photo in a photo booth, my mom would just go, that's a great photo. Everyone looks like they're having a great time. It's not perfect, but it's a photo booth. But as soon as you got to line everyone up and everyone stands and smiles, it doesn't come out right. So maybe that's the move I got to trick everyone into being a photo booth vibe.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, then you can get a photo with your stepbrother.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like technically not even your stepbrothers. Your dad, Dad's girlfriend's kid.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we, we were able to do all different family units, like my wife and my kids, like everybody together, me, my dad, and my sisters. And it was all done. We were done in 20 minutes. It was awesome.

[Tyler]

Would have been great if you're. If one of your sisters would have like taken your youngest, like your, your six month old, and like her and her husband, like pose with, with your kid in a photo and like sent that out Christmas card.

[Ryan]

So my two year old, My two year old, he took. He was in the big giant group photo. And then after that, everyone split into their own individual family units. And he didn't understand, so he tried to get in everybody's photos. So every couple has just themselves and then also a picture of them with my kid.

[Tyler]

Nice. I like that. Yeah.

[Miles]

But, yeah, I don't know. You're lucky, Tyler. That's. I. That's the, that's the kicker is if you care about the Christmas card family Photos. There's too much pressure.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

You know, it's like they moms act like the Christmas card is going to be seen by millions of people.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Even though they're only sending it out to like a hundred people.

[Ryan]

But like are people still. Obviously you guys are still doing. Chris, I got Ryan's. How many are Christmas cards dying or am I in the minority here?

[Tyler]

I hope.

[Miles]

I think so. I, I, turns out we're not New Year's cards people either. In my family, my immediate family.

[Tyler]

St. Patty's Day day. It might be St. Patty's Day or Valentine's Day.

[Miles]

Cinco de Mayo.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Get out that Memorial Day card.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Once I break out the Margaritaville machine, we'll do a Cinco de Mayo card.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

That would be kind of funny if you just got a random like Cinco.

[Ryan]

De Mayo card, people would remember that more than 20 Christmas cards they get.

[Miles]

I'm gonna do a cigarette mile brag letter to everyone.

[Jared]

Do it all in Spanish.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Hola.

[Tyler]

You could brag dual lingo or whatever's working for you.

[Miles]

Yeah. Just I don't know how you brag about like a 10 month old, but you do, you know, you just figure it out.

[Tyler]

Well, he loves chewing on stuff.

[Miles]

Yeah. He, you know, he hasn't said anything, but I can tell that he knows words.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

He loves giggling.

[Ryan]

He recognizes it like English teacher.

[Miles]

When we, when we say someone's name, he looks at them. Them. So you tell me if he's smart or not.

[Tyler]

My grandma said he was one of the smartest 10 months old that she's ever been around.

[Miles]

So my mom said they, she's never seen a baby hold something like that before and it was a big deal. My mom's seen a lot of babies.

[Tyler]

He just happened to be holding something in his left hand and my mom is, she's, and he's left handed.

[Miles]

We think, yeah, we think he's a left.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You think he's lefty?

[Jared]

Actually is.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yep. And maybe in the brag letter they always have like little smaller photos littered throughout it. Maybe get one of him with like a baseball bat and just says future major leaguer below. Slugger. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Several scouts at daycare this year.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We didn't lean this bat up on him for the picture. He just put it like that himself.

[Ryan]

He's a natural. I absolutely hate shopping with my family. Even just my immediately immediate family like wife and kids. It's a nightmare every single time.

[Tyler]

I did have grocery shopping, so I'll loop that in with you, dude.

[Ryan]

Shopping just in general with family sucks.

[Tyler]

I think that's a good solo.

[Miles]

I don't know if I've ever been shopping with my family other than just my mom and my brother.

[Ryan]

Don't.

[Miles]

Growing up.

[Ryan]

If you. If you can avoid it, do so.

[Miles]

Although shopping in Mexico with your family is kind of fun. Fun. I go to like the little shops where they're selling trinkets.

[Ryan]

But vacation doesn't count.

[Tyler]

What'd you say, pharmacia?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Vacation doesn't count. You're. You're sightseeing at that point, you're on a fun little adventure.

[Miles]

Then like, some days would be great. Going to Hawaii with my, my wife and my kids and just picking out puka shells, you know?

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're. You're seeing if you can get a pair of gas can Oakleys that look like the real thing for eight bucks.

[Ryan]

Well, you only get a pair for eight bucks if you buy two other pairs. That's true.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or if you're for the whole family.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's a game.

[Miles]

Jared. You got one.

[Jared]

I think everyone's done this at some point. It's like moving from house to house because you really test each other's like, oh, yeah, temper.

[Miles]

Moving with your family.

[Ryan]

Moving with your family, dude, that's something that. Moving with your buddies is way better than moving with your family.

[Miles]

My mom's kind of taking it off the chin on this podcast, but my mom's the queen of barking unnecessary orders. You know, I will literally be two steps away from setting the box down in a certain area and she's like, set that box down right there. And I'm like, that's what I'm doing.

[Tyler]

The.

[Miles]

The box is two inches from the ground. You didn't need to tell me that's where he wanted it.

[Ryan]

As soon as she tells you that you don't want to put it there anymore.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Ryan]

Well, I'm going to put it in a different room.

[Tyler]

Yeah, this is going on the couch.

[Ryan]

I was going to until you said that.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Or like you're yelling at your brother to like pivot this way or stuff.

[Miles]

Oh, that actually happened to me growing up once we were carrying a chair down the stairs and I started yelling him. He wasn't doing it right. It is. It had happened because he was on the lower end and he was holding it and the chair like slid and was just like on his face. And so I'm like, dude, let's go. Come on. It's heavy. He's like, he Just yelled, it's on my face. Yeah. Nothing will make a guy more mad than when someone is not moving something the way that you want it move. And they're not reading your mind mind. You know, like you're going around a corner. You're like, we gotta tip it up. But they just like trying. You're like, we gotta tip it up. What are you doing?

[Tyler]

Tip it up. Tip it up.

[Miles]

Clearly not gonna fit. Up, up.

[Tyler]

Set your end down.

[Miles]

Tip it up my left. Say what you will about the show, friends, whether you love it or hate it, they did nail the pivot.

[Ryan]

They did.

[Miles]

Aspect to that show. This is how every moving goes.

[Tyler]

Well, that's gonna be me here in about a month, so.

[Miles]

So I'll let you borrow my trailer. Means I borrowed your nail gun.

[Tyler]

Okay, deal.

[Ryan]

I cleared it out for you.

[Tyler]

Yeah, thanks for clearing that out.

[Ryan]

Welcome.

[Miles]

Okay, so I get to borrow something from you now, Tyler.

[Ryan]

What do you need?

[Miles]

I don't know. I'm going to hold on to it for future favor.

[Ryan]

I just got a router.

[Miles]

A router?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Not like a WI fi router. Like to make edges on wood.

[Miles]

I thought you WI fi.

[Ryan]

So did I. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Need a router.

[Miles]

It's pretty flush on. On routers you could.

[Ryan]

32 different edge attachments.

[Miles]

Okay. That actually I'm very interested in.

[Jared]

Take a chance chainsaw.

[Miles]

Does it have a distressed attachment so that I can really distress the bench in my entryway?

[Ryan]

I haven't really explored all the things yet because this router I am borrowing from Grandpa. It's mine now. Grandpa, if you're listening.

[Miles]

Okay, so you're borrowing something that you've borrowed. Yeah, that would be. That would be like me going, jared, you need to borrow my electric nail gun.

[Ryan]

But it's different when you borrow it from grandpa.

[Miles]

It's just, it's.

[Ryan]

I'm going to give it back to him and like five years from now. So it's basically I'm renting it for five years rent free.

[Miles]

I did have a moment when we're doing our project this weekend where my dad was like, is this my bit set? Maybe he like a scuff right there. This is my drill. I'm like, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I. I actually meant to get back to you.

[Ryan]

Did he take it? I knew.

[Tyler]

I knew.

[Miles]

You're. It becomes one of those things where when you both bring tools and they get mixed together, you kind of forget which one is yours sometimes. I don't know. Shouldn't have left it in my truck.

[Tyler]

I don't know. You were talking about the distressing. You know what they should have? They like, they do stamp concrete. They should have some sort of like, like vinyl sticker system where you could just like stamp something onto the bench to make it look. Yeah.

[Miles]

Or just like a wood grain, big metal thing you hit with a hammer that like puts.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Just like a pattern in it.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Ryan]

A big ass wood brand.

[Miles]

I mean, there's a whole group of people that would say, Ryan, that we should not be defacing this nice furniture.

[Tyler]

I, I, I know, but, but he's.

[Miles]

Like, my wife would love this.

[Tyler]

Imagine if you could do it to like ship lap.

[Ryan]

That'd be cool.

[Jared]

I can imagine.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna have that whole house ship lapped by Mark.

[Jared]

Let be out of style by that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, kind of.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Put up ship out of sty.

[Miles]

No.

[Ryan]

You know.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but that's, that, that's what makes it cool is I got. No one else is doing this anymore.

[Jared]

I just gotta wait 20 years till it's cool.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, history repeats itself. So it's gonna be, it's gonna come back eventually.

[Miles]

Yeah. There's two best times to put up shiplap. Five years ago and 20 years from now.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You got, you're not gonna scare me away from doing ship. I might shiplap the whole garage. You don't know.

[Miles]

I think though, if you like, if you don't stain, if you don't paint it white or a color, I think it's cool.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Miles]

Because like old, old house. That's shiplap. That's just got a stain on the wood. Looks kind of cool. It doesn't feel like shiplap as soon as we start putting paint on it.

[Ryan]

The house I just got has a white shiplap fireplace.

[Miles]

There you go. I got some shiplap over my, over the, the range hood of my stove. Yeah, I, Hey, I've been ship lapped. I'll say it. Ryan's been ship lapped. Tyler's now in ship left. Jared, are you the only one holding strong? Yeah.

[Ryan]

They just wait 20 years.

[Miles]

Yeah. Then you're gonna be wishing you had been shiplapped.

[Ryan]

Sage. That sounds like a different way of saying I'm hammered. I got ship laughed last night.

[Miles]

Start saying that ship laps.

[Ryan]

You guys trying to get shiplapped tonight or what?

[Miles]

You ever been, you ever been ship lapped while you're ship lapping?

[Ryan]

No. I'd love to, though.

[Miles]

I have, I did at the lake. My mom has a whole wall of ship left. My mom's one binge Ship left as well.

[Jared]

Sorry about.

[Miles]

Sorry, Mom.

[Tyler]

Just off a chip.

[Miles]

I'm gonna have to text her and.

[Jared]

Be like, hey, don't listen.

[Miles]

Don't listen. Or. Or I just apologize. I didn't mean it. I was. I was trying to act cool in front of my friends. Yeah, I love.

[Tyler]

I actually love taking family photos with you, Mom.

[Miles]

Yeah, just get ahead of it. Just be. Just say, relax. It's a comedy. And then wait for her to figure out what I meant by that. I apologize, Mom.

[Jared]

Sorry, Mom.

[Miles]

Jared, you have a new segment for us.

[Jared]

New segment.

[Miles]

New segment. I'm kind of excited for this one. One.

[Jared]

I've. I've had this. The back of my mind for, like, two years. So it's good to finally, like.

[Miles]

It's good to get it.

[Ryan]

Finally. Scratching that itch. This gotta feel good.

[Tyler]

I mean, you scratched the soundage last week.

[Jared]

Yeah. So it's a idiom. Origin. So I'll read you guys an idiom, and you have to guess what the origin of that idiom is.

[Miles]

And for people like Ryan, explain what an idiom is.

[Jared]

So I have an example. So an idiom would be like, burn the midnight oil would be an idiot medium.

[Miles]

So it's a saying that means something, but it's not directly saying it.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's like the term, like bite the bullets. Another one.

[Tyler]

Like kill two birds with one stone.

[Ryan]

It's a phrase that operates as a sentence that means that nothing. What the actual.

[Miles]

If you took it literally, it does not mean what we're meaning it to mean.

[Tyler]

So when you say origin, we're talking country.

[Jared]

No, like, what it came from. The origin.

[Miles]

So where did bite the bullet come from?

[Jared]

So bur the midnight oil would be. Before electric lighting, people used oil lamps to work or study after dark. The. The phrase reflects the effort of staying up late. So that would be the origin.

[Tyler]

Okay. Okay. Yep. Yep.

[Miles]

So we have to guess what it came from. Y.

[Ryan]

Are we going in a circle or are we just, like, free?

[Miles]

I think we all guess. I think we all guess separately on each one.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

Is that what you had thought of, Jared?

[Jared]

All right, so you just want to go first? Smiles.

[Miles]

Well, we'll all guess it.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Miles]

Or you have specific ones for each of us.

[Jared]

I don't. So really just.

[Miles]

Yeah, just throw it out there. What is it? We can all spitball.

[Jared]

The next one is crocodile tears.

[Miles]

Crocodile tears? I'm guessing, you know, it's kind of like the sweating like a pig. Pigs don't sweat situation. So I think that crocodiles can't cry. And so it's kind of a fun little.

[Ryan]

You know, I'm gonna hit this opposite. I'm gonna hit this right on the head. That you would cry really hard if you got bit by a crocodile.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna say. Because when someone refers to someone as having crocodile cheers, like, they're crying pretty hard. They're big tears. I'm gonna say it's when a crocodile emerges from the water, everything running down his face.

[Ryan]

That's good, Ryan.

[Miles]

That is a good one. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Ancient belief held that crocodiles wept to lure their prey or when eating their victims. This idea was popularized in literature, though it's based on a myth.

[Miles]

So they did it as, like, a way to seem less aggressive and ferocious so that they would let. The prey would let their guard down.

[Ryan]

We just got the definition of crocodile tears wrong. Crocodile tears are fake tears. Tears like those are crocodile tears. You're fake crying. We just missed. We missed the definition.

[Tyler]

Okay. I was thinking they're big.

[Ryan]

Me too. I don't know why I was thinking that. That's not what they are.

[Miles]

I was thinking that, too.

[Ryan]

They're fake. Like, if my kid's crying and I know he's full of like. Those are crocodile tears.

[Tyler]

Crocodile tears are not real.

[Miles]

Yeah. I don't know, but I feel like I've heard people use it in the sense of they are, like, actually crying large tears. I feel like I've heard people misuse it.

[Ryan]

I think. Yeah. I think they're wrong. Wrong.

[Jared]

I think.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I've always thought it was what you.

[Miles]

Said, Tyler, the fake crying.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Fake crying. Yeah. That's definitely what it is. And I don't know why all three of us were just off right there.

[Miles]

We're not very good at this.

[Ryan]

I.

[Miles]

Okay, let's keep going.

[Ryan]

Barking up the wrong tree right now.

[Miles]

We were barking up the wrong tree there.

[Jared]

Butter him up. Him or butter them up. Yeah, him.

[Ryan]

Okay. I'm gonna just like, you're. You're doing it to make something. You would butter someone up to make it work easier. So, like, you'd butter something up to, like, have a big thing fit into a small area. I don't know. You're trying to make the situation easier because of that, you'd use butter as basically a lubricant.

[Jared]

Lubricant, yeah. To flatter someone.

[Miles]

I'm guessing it's because the origin is when they didn't know how to make bread. Very good. And so in order to make it taste better, you had to put butter.

[Tyler]

On it right when I Think of buttering somebody up. I think of, like. Like treating them really well to get something in return almost. So I. I'll say it. It stemmed from butlers back in the day putting extra loads of butter on.

[Miles]

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Person's bread.

[Miles]

Yeah. Basically the gist of mine is taking something that isn't very good and making it better butter.

[Jared]

In ancient India, a customary religious act involved devout. Devoutes. Devotees.

[Ryan]

Devotees.

[Jared]

Devotees. Throwing balls of butter at the statues of their gods. This was meant to ask for the gods for forgiveness and favor.

[Ryan]

So we were really close.

[Miles]

Yours is. Ryan's is as close as it could be.

[Tyler]

They're buttering up the God statues, huh?

[Miles]

You had to have dogs just licking the statues. Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

No one could, like, p. A prank, try and climb to the top of the statue.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's like in Philly.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's like. It's like the government started that because they're having problems with people, like, climbing the statues and putting, like, sombreros on. On statues heads, starting this tradition.

[Ryan]

What year?

[Jared]

Ancient India. That's all it's.

[Ryan]

Ancient India had sombrero problems.

[Miles]

Well, it's like the. At the Notre Dame campus, they have first down Moses is what they call. And he's holding the ten Commandments, and he's pointing like this to the sky. And you go by there anytime, and there's a condom on his finger. So it's the same situation.

[Jared]

Identical.

[Miles]

Y. And if. If Notre Dame adopted the. The. The butter tradition, you know, as a sacrifice to God, no wonder that Moses would be condom free or sticky or less.

[Jared]

Dicky.

[Miles]

Go.

[Jared]

Go the whole nine yards. Oh, man.

[Miles]

Whole. Go the whole nine yards. Isn't there a movie called the Whole Nine Yards?

[Jared]

I think so. I think Matthew Pan is in it.

[Miles]

It seems like a Matthew McConaughey movie. I don't know why it just does all nine yards.

[Ryan]

Foreign.

[Miles]

I'm guessing it's something that if you.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think I know it.

[Miles]

I have no clue.

[Ryan]

They used to sell fabric in yards, and I think nine yards was the most that would be on a roll of fabric.

[Miles]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna say that one too.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I was kind of thinking that.

[Miles]

One sounds so good that it's gotta be it.

[Ryan]

Come on, grandma.

[Jared]

Fighter pilots during fire to pilots during World War II had nine yards worth of ammunition. When they gave their all to the battle, they would run out of. Run out of this whole nine yards of any ammunition.

[Miles]

That's way cooler.

[Ryan]

Way cooler. Than fabric.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I like that.

[Jared]

They're, like, emptying the clip.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Which is another idiom. Kind of. Yeah. Or is that. Is that a analogy?

[Ryan]

It would be. Because you'd use it when it doesn't. Like I'm using all my. I'm emptying the clip here.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

Skeleton in the closet.

[Ryan]

It's. It. The definition is you got secrets.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So, like, murders. People were keeping skeletons in the closet back in the day? I don't know.

[Jared]

That's.

[Tyler]

That's. That'd be my best guess as well.

[Miles]

There was a serial killer, and his M.O. was putting people in the closet.

[Jared]

Before the UK passed its 1832 Anatomy act, grave robbers supplied skeletons for medical school. When a raid occurred, the teachers tended to hide these skeletons in the closets so as not to have them confiscated.

[Miles]

So schools were doing some shady.

[Ryan]

They had to teach, though.

[Miles]

They did a deal with the devil.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

There we had another idiom.

[Miles]

I don't know if that's an idiom. Is it?

[Tyler]

Oh, good. It'd be a good rock song.

[Miles]

Yeah, it would be a good.

[Tyler]

Good band name.

[Miles]

What's the devil with Devil?

[Ryan]

With the devil.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Jared]

Steal someone's thunder.

[Tyler]

This has got to be an ancient.

[Ryan]

Gotta be Greek.

[Tyler]

Yes. Or Greek gods.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Like thunder. Is that the blessing of Zeus? You stole it from him.

[Miles]

Isn't Thor the God of thunder?

[Ryan]

In Norse. Yes.

[Jared]

God thunder.

[Miles]

Be a great rock song also. Thunder struck would be sick.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Thunder rolls or.

[Miles]

Yeah. Thunder and the lightning. Thunder. Thunder and lightning.

[Tyler]

Thunder thighs.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's good.

[Miles]

Dude, are we just saying thunder things?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Miles]

If you had a. A bunch of bison running through a field, you could call them the thundering herd.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

What'S it.

[Jared]

Steal someone's thunder.

[Tyler]

I'm going Greek gods.

[Ryan]

I'm gonna go with that. Zeus.

[Miles]

I'm gonna go with when a lightning strike happens. And the thund. It's so far away that you don't hear the thunder until the next lightning happens. So it looks like it stole its thunder.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[Tyler]

That's actually not. I mean, you put that together pretty well.

[Jared]

In the 1700s, playwright John Dennis invented a method to create thunder. Thunder sounds for the stage. When his play failed, others used his technique, prompting him to complain they had stolen his thunder.

[Ryan]

How are we going to get.

[Miles]

We're never going to get one of these. They're always so specific.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do you have any more? More?

[Jared]

I have one more.

[Miles]

All right, let's hear it.

[Jared]

Spill the beans.

[Miles]

Easy. It originated from Kevin Malone in The office when he spilled his chili everywhere. And that's what I'm sticking to. That's where I get it from.

[Ryan]

I think it has something to do with Bush's family baked beans. They have a secret recipe. And if they were to let the secret Bush family secret recipe leak, then that you'd be spilling the beans. Beans.

[Tyler]

Spilling the beans is revealing something that is to reveal a secret. Yes, to reveal a secret. I don't know.

[Miles]

Well, hold on. Let me. If this is the last one, I want to get a real guess and. Yeah, think of one. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I'm keeping the bush. I remember those commercials where they talk about it being a secret family recipe.

[Miles]

That's not a bad guess, but also not very good. I feel like it's older than that.

[Ryan]

We never know.

[Miles]

I feel like it had to do.

[Ryan]

With the 1615 Boston bean disaster.

[Miles]

Yeah. Where beans flowed through the.

[Jared]

Spilled through.

[Miles]

Spilled through the streets of Manhattan. Yeah.

[Tyler]

And everyone is covered in beans.

[Miles]

So that's 35 miles an hour.

[Jared]

And George Bush's ancestor stopped it.

[Miles]

Which. That's how we get.

[Ryan]

And the molasses. The molasses residue in the streets gave us the Bush family bean recipe.

[Miles]

Yeah. No, that's what happened is the. The. The. The Boston bean disaster where they spilled the beans down the. And then the molasses they joined up and that's how they got the secret recipe. It was. It was on the corner of 8th and. And Main Avenue is where they collided. And that. The. Where we get Bush's beans from until this day.

[Jared]

You can still spell beads.

[Miles]

You can still smell Bush's beans on a hot day in Boston.

[Tyler]

So what was the secret?

[Miles]

What? The secret ingredients.

[Tyler]

Spilling the beans, like.

[Miles]

Oh, you want me to. Yeah, spill the beans.

[Tyler]

No, I. I got it. I mean, it was a good. It was a good guess. I just wanted.

[Miles]

And, well, that wasn't my real guess.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Miles]

That's a lot of brain power all of a sudden. Why all of a sudden is he getting snippy?

[Tyler]

I know. I was just. I was asked because we. We already established what spilling the beans meant, but that had nothing by the origin.

[Miles]

He was just making it funny.

[Ryan]

I'm not serious about the Boston bean disaster.

[Tyler]

You sounded serious about your answer. That's why I asked.

[Miles]

That's how you know I was a good Joe. Jesus. They got explained. The bit must have been. All right. I need. I want to get a good answer out. Spilling the beans. It was the 1400s. There was a. It was. They were at a manor style. The state with servants. And when there was a couple that was eating dinner and a servant came up with beans and when the wife said something shocking, a secret so shocking it made the servant spill the drop and spill the beans and therefore that's what that means.

[Jared]

That's not bad.

[Tyler]

Mine was along the similar lines except for the servant just spilt the beans before serving supper and just never, never told anybody about it. But because. Because the family never got beans then she. There was consequences sure for not serving.

[Miles]

Beans with the meal, but that wouldn't make sense anyways.

[Jared]

Dates back to ancient Greece where votes and secret ballots were cast using beans. If someone spilled them.

[Miles]

I saw that on Tick Tock it.

[Jared]

Would reveal the outcome prematurely and I.

[Miles]

Forgot that just goes to show how much you retain from the content you watch.

[Ryan]

So they would read that again.

[Miles]

So when they. When someone would tell what the bean count is, that would be spilling the beans.

[Jared]

Revotes and secret ballots were used casting beads. If someone spilled the beans, it would reveal the outcome prematurely.

[Tyler]

It's so obvious.

[Miles]

I was close.

[Tyler]

Right in front of our face.

[Ryan]

I mean I was pretty close too.

[Miles]

It's a tough segment to guess on just cuz it's again so specific and cba. It could be anything. Could be any time, could be anywhere. It could be anyone.

[Ryan]

I think the one that we had the least amount of chance of getting was stealing the thunder.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

How are we supposed to ever. We were never going to guess that.

[Miles]

Yeah. All right. Well. Was that it? Jiren.

[Jared]

Two fun facts here.

[Miles]

I'm. Your bones will be before fun facts. Guys. Make sure you go check out our Patreon.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you should.

[Miles]

We got all sorts of episodes over there. We're working on what the next goal is. I saw someone comment on Spotify said at 5000 miles should do a soul patch.

[Jared]

That's a great idea.

[Ryan]

For how long?

[Miles]

I just. I did decide. I don't know if we talked about this on the Patreon podcast or this one. Do you remember Sharon? The soul patch.

[Tyler]

Patreon.

[Miles]

Patreon. So we talk. You want to go listen to that? I was debating on whether or not I would spill the beans to Anne. Couldn't wait any longer. I floated the idea past her and I think the. I think I know I need to do it because when I said what do you think about me doing a soul patch? She said that's disgusting. So we're talking like this could be perfect.

[Ryan]

We're talking like clean shaven face.

[Miles]

Clean shaven. Except for literally the triangle of hair right underneath my Hell yeah. Lip.

[Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Miles]

I, I, it's not confirmed, but not confirmed that we're going to do that.

[Tyler]

But it's not. Yeah. Skeleton.

[Miles]

It's an, maybe it could be like a, a meter stone instead of a milestone.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Along the way.

[Jared]

A milestone.

[Miles]

It could be a milestone instead of a milestone.

[Ryan]

It's one extra s. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

I'll do one too.

[Jared]

Your bone.

[Tyler]

I could talk.

[Ryan]

You don't have to at all. No, no.

[Miles]

We all got to do soul patches.

[Tyler]

That's the point. I wouldn't really have to do anything.

[Jared]

You just have to take a sharpie to your face, Right?

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Let me see. Yours would be so blonde. Yours and I, Jared, would look nice.

[Jared]

Quote unquote. Your bones will make up about, up about 50% of your total body weight. So if you weigh 200 pounds, your bones weigh about 30. 30 pounds.

[Tyler]

That's why they say there's no such thing as big boned. Is that correct?

[Jared]

It's a rough estimate because some bones are bigger.

[Ryan]

So like on average.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Like the heavier you are that your bones have to get denser to support your weight. So if you're, if you're huge, you quite literally are big boned.

[Miles]

Well, but also too if like, like maybe I'm big boned. Tyler, Remember I was saying that I feel like we're, I'm a little bit bigger than you, but I don't feel like I'm 30 pounds larger than you. Maybe I just got bigger bones than you could be big bone. Yeah. Because it's like someone who doesn't appear to be a certain weight. You know, it's like I probably got the higher bone density or some, I don't know.

[Ryan]

I take a lot of calcium supplements.

[Miles]

You do have brittle ass bones.

[Ryan]

Not anymore. And things that are hard as now.

[Miles]

Knock on wood. That could be true, actually. Maybe he's got, maybe he's got tiny bones. Good low density tiny bones.

[Ryan]

I can think of one that could be bigger.

[Jared]

In 2012, German free diver Tom I think Siestas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Severson's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds.

[Ryan]

That's a really long time. Holy.

[Miles]

22 minutes and 22 seconds.

[Ryan]

I can't even pay attention to one thing for 22 minutes.

[Miles]

I've in the last couple years. I remember at some point I was like, see how long I can hold my breath? It was like 35 seconds underwater.

[Tyler]

I'm not even what My longest has been at 52.

[Miles]

Yeah, but you were trying to.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you do enough. You do enough Wim hof. You'll get 10 minutes if you really.

[Miles]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was in your 75 hard. We're not. We're not. We're supportive. Yeah, you should add that in actually.

[Ryan]

Wim Hoffing.

[Miles]

You should Wim Hof.

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Miles]

You should do a hard Wim Hof.

[Jared]

Never heard of it.

[Ryan]

These Wim Hof a lot.

[Miles]

You gotta add it in.

[Ryan]

Do you need Jurgens to win?

[Tyler]

I don't wanna.

[Miles]

Well, it would be a great replacement since you're not doing the diet thing. Add in the Wim Hoffing.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'll consider it for you used to do it. I'll consider for as long as I can hold my breath.

[Miles]

So minute 52. So I have minute 52 to convince you. I will fire you if you don't do Wim Hof with your hard 75.

[Tyler]

Fine. I think I probably bring that one to court. I. I don't know.

[Miles]

No, I think we're an at will state. I think I can fire you for any. So convinced.

[Tyler]

No.

[Miles]

All right, you're fired.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'll have my laptop in tonight. Clear.

[Miles]

Jared, you gotta get an office. Jared, let's go. You're saying let's go after your co worker just got fired?

[Tyler]

On air.

[Miles]

On air.

[Jared]

Let's go.

[Miles]

You think I'm joking? I'm.

[Jared]

Don't hold your breath.

[Tyler]

You got to remember I'm. I'm. I am am. I'm 13 days hard. And you think that's going to soften me up?

[Miles]

I tried to get him this weekend. He texted me, said, God, thinking about having a couple beers. I said, tie one on with the boys.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was. I started out with that. That was a complete joke to begin with.

[Miles]

I.

[Tyler]

What did I say? I said I was gonna get faced tonight.

[Miles]

I said, you earned it. I gave him an attaboy just to try and lure room.

[Ryan]

It's more so stayed strong way to stay home.

[Tyler]

It's more so just to see where the discipline levels were that were at.

[Miles]

Yeah. So I was. We were like, haha, whatever. And then I was like, so what are you doing? He's like, I'm eating a gallon of ice cream right now. So Ryan said, this is not true.

[Jared]

A gallon.

[Ryan]

That's a lot.

[Tyler]

It's just not true. Can I put that out there before you guys?

[Miles]

He's sitting on the. Sitting on the couch just eating a Ladle gallon of ice cream and he's telling people about how he's doing. 75 hard. Yeah.

[Tyler]

This is not.

[Jared]

What's the truth?

[Tyler]

The truth is I didn't eat any ice cream. Oh, nor did I. The ice cream wasn't even in the comments.

[Miles]

You don't have to defend yourself. It was just a joke. We're supportive. No, we're supportive. I'm glad that you resisted temptation this weekend.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Miles]

Is it going well? Is it going well?

[Tyler]

It's going well.

[Miles]

What's on the docket for the outside workout today? Considering that it was like negative 7 when I woke up.

[Jared]

Great question.

[Tyler]

Go for a walk?

[Miles]

Do you just. The only thing you can see is just your eyeballs or what?

[Tyler]

Yeah, just my eyeballs. Bridge my nose.

[Miles]

Don't walk by a bank.

[Tyler]

I mean, it was like negative. It was like Negative what? Negative 10 last week.

[Jared]

That's nothing.

[Tyler]

Yeah. They don't put enough layers on. Then it's not.

[Miles]

They don't call it Warm 75.

[Tyler]

No. You know. Yeah. What do you. They don't call it warm plunging. They call it cold plunging. Jing, that's for a reason. So.

[Miles]

Is that it, Jared?

[Jared]

That's all I have.

[Miles]

Well, guys, thanks for tuning into another episode of the you bet Your radio podcast. May your 75s be hard and your idioms be you have the right answer for your idio. I don't know. To each their own.

[Jared]

Yep, that's a good one.

[Miles]

Cheers, Ryan. Oh, you betcha. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[E]

Miles loves caulk always filling gaps Ryan's got that shit blap lining up his traps Drive through therapy painting over cracks Sorry, mom, I'm just spitting straight facts guessing idioms what's the cash phrase? Wim Hof breathin ice baths for days drinking with shoe nice man stomach amaze Countin beers like sheep in a haze Chris Kalingsworth sitting at the bar talking place sipping whiskey from a jar DIY kings driving old beat up cars cutting loose reaching for the stars turn the tunes loud let's crash the place Miles slinging cork there's no time to waste Ryan trimming ship lap making wood embrace drive thru therapy got tears on my face idioms, metaphors what's the benchmark? Wim Hof breathin'lungs filling with spark shoe nice chuggin call it an art Counting beers tally marks in the dark Chris Kalingsworth cheers to the crowd Analyzing life speaking out loud DIY duo make the folks proud Creating in chaos never allowed.

[Jared]

It how big of a steak do you Think you could honestly eat in one sitting?

[Miles]

I know I can eat a 16 ouncer. I've done it, you know. 16 ounces. Ribeye. Slap that baby down. Can I get up to 24? I don't know, cuz what? You have to have a porter house in order to get to 24.

[Ryan]

How big is a tomahawk? It's got to be up there.

[Miles]

Well, do they weigh the bones? Talking bone in, tomahawk or bone out?

[Tyler]

I mean, just think about it, you guys. Are you gonna ask for a tomahawk? Bone in or bone out? Like it, like as if there's the option.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Boneless tomahawk.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Chicken nugget.

[Miles]

I think if I really sat down and focused on it, I think I could probably put a 24 ouncer down.

[Jared]

I think more.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Jared]

I think I do 32.

[Tyler]

I think it. Yeah, meat. Meat fills you up also.

[Miles]

It is. But two ribeye. 16 oun ribeyes is a lot of meat.

[Jared]

I think that's my peak though.

[Miles]

That would be like eating two 1 pound burger patties, right? Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. 32 ounces. 16 ounces a piece to be a lot. Yeah, I don't know, I.

[Miles]

You think I could do 32? I think a year ago I could do 32. I don't know about now. Now.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think I could do 30.

[Ryan]

I think I'm at that 25 range. I get. Do I get all day or is it sit down, eat it.

[Jared]

If you throw up, you lose.

[Tyler]

I think let's say an hour and a half.

[Miles]

I'll just say two hours. Two hours, throw up. Maybe I could do 32 in two hours.

[Jared]

Yeah, I think that's doable.

[Ryan]

I don't know. I'm a puker though. When I get too full, I puke. Puke.

[Miles]

Yeah, I know.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Used to go to Chinese buffets as a kid and I would just eat Chinese food until I threw up.

[Miles]

What?

[Ryan]

I'm. I'm dead serious. I would just eat like three plates really fast and then go throw up.

[Tyler]

I think you were. You had to cut weight for wrestling probably.

[Ryan]

No, my mom actually, the. I don't remember the story, but my mom told me.

[Miles]

She what? So are you saying that you were bulimic growing up?

[Ryan]

So we were eating at a Chinese restaurant and I wouldn't throw up. Threw up. And my mom told me I had bulimia. And I thought, like, why did you never tell me I had this? Like, why. Why would you hide this for me for so long?

[Tyler]

I get an Adderall prescription for that.

[Ryan]

I didn't know what bulimia was. I was like 10 years old.

[Jared]

I can't eat sugar anymore.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, 32 ounce steak, roughly. What? That's one ounce every four minutes.

[Ryan]

That.

[Tyler]

Dude, you. You can.

[Ryan]

Easy, dad.

[Jared]

Walk around a little bit.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Joey Chestnut water.

[Tyler]

Can you pull up, just Google 32 ounce steak, see if they even. Even serve them in 32 ounces.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'd also like just to see one for size here.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Get a visual.

[Miles]

Usual.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Banana for scale, if you could.

[Miles]

That's it.

[Tyler]

That's.

[Ryan]

I could kill that.

[Miles]

Sure.

[Ryan]

If that's really 32 ounces.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Oh, that one right there looks.

[Jared]

It's a lot.

[Ryan]

Okay. Okay. The John Candy movie where he eats.

[Miles]

The steak, I think that's like a 64 or something.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

See in that photo is like people who take photos with fish. They. They hold it way out to the camera. That's way.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That thing's a 12 ounce. Or this.

[Miles]

Look up what. What John Candy steak is in the great outdoors. Great outdoors steak. 96.

[Jared]

96.

[Tyler]

So a third of that.

[Miles]

I could definitely do 32.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm. I'm maybe even thinking 40 now there's.

[Ryan]

A YouTube video, a 72 ounce Canadian steak.

[Miles]

Yeah. So that's what I would say. 32.

[Tyler]

We should try it.

[Miles]

No.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Because then I got to buy the steak and then you're not going to eat half of it.

[Tyler]

Dude, I'm a plate cleaner.

[Ryan]

He's dirty bulking.

[Jared]

We'll bring the dog.

[Miles]

This is. Let's just not talk about your eating habits any longer on this podcast. What else you got?

[Jared]

Jared Miller, Time Mary Kill Nashville, Deadwood, Lick of the Ozarks.

[Ryan]

Whoa.

[Miles]

That's pretty good.

[Tyler]

That's a really good one. I'll go first.

[Miles]

You're gonna marry Deadwood?

[Tyler]

No, I'm. I'm gonna marry Nashville.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Miles]

Really?

[Tyler]

I'm gonna. I'll. I'll Deadwood and I'll kill Lake of the Ozarks.

[Ryan]

Okay. Because I'm gonna. Since they're locations, I'm going to treat this as like a where I would want to live, where I'd want a vacation to, and where I'd never want to go. So I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna marry Deadwood because I could live there.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

I could. I could live in Deadwood. I think I'm also gonna kill Ozarks and I'm gonna Nashville.

[Miles]

Now, objectively, that wasn't what the question was.

[Ryan]

I know, but that's just. I'm telling. I'm explaining my thought process to you guys. Thinking out loud, if you will.

[Miles]

Okay. Jared, what about you?

[Jared]

I'll kill Lake of the Ozarks. I just haven't been there. I'll marry Deadwood and Nashville. I flip off them. Sorry. I'll flip off them.

[Miles]

You're going to marry Deadwood Nashville? No, you're. You're married to Nashville.

[Jared]

Better flights.

[Miles]

Yeah, this is. It is. It's way easier to get.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Miles]

That is actually a great.

[Tyler]

You're right.

[Miles]

It's also not that easy to get to the Ozarks either from here.

[Tyler]

No.

[Jared]

It's a little awkward.

[Miles]

So, yeah, I'm not gonna kill Nashville for a lot of those reasons. Plus, like, you know, I just. I'm a country music. Yeah, I'm. What is it?

[Ryan]

Fan aficionado?

[Jared]

I'm.

[Miles]

No, I'm expert.

[Ryan]

A fan of country music.

[Miles]

I'm a singer songwriter.

[Ryan]

Oh, an artist.

[Miles]

Yes, I'm a singer songwriter in Nashville. So I think I gotta.

[Ryan]

I. Singers are allowed to be fans.

[Miles]

No, you would not go. Oh, Kenny Chesney is a country fan.

[Ryan]

I bet he is a country artist.

[Miles]

It's just way different.

[Ryan]

I bet he's a really big fan.

[Jared]

I bet he is.

[Miles]

Yeah, sure. But anyways, guys, if you want more, you bet your radio, you gotta check out our Patreon. You gotta go to patreon.com you betsradio or look us up on the app. And we have hundreds of hours of other episodes on there that you can't get unless you're signed up. So you gotta check us on Patreon. You bet your radio, baby.