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Miles
Miles. Mary Kill Oreos. That one part of the steak, garlic bread.
John
Someone did say what that's part of.
Sarah
The steak was called, and I don't remember.
John
I think it's the, the fat cap or the rib cap. Rib cap on a ribeye. The rib cap. Okay. Oreos. That one part on steak, garlic bread. That is a doozy. Disgustingly hard.
Miles
Good way.
John
In a good way. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, this is probably the closest. That wasn't a. Just a question that I didn't know to the stump. Miles. I think, because, like, I have, I'll have steak and garlic bread much more than I'll have Oreos.
Sarah
Okay.
John
But if I get myself in front of a sleeve of Oreos, game over. I am deleting those harder, faster, stronger, with more girth than anyone you've ever seen. I. It'll get to the point. And I, and I love getting them nice and soft in a, in a thing of milk. I'll just drop it in there and then just let it soak for like two minutes.
Miles
You're like a Mormon.
John
And then it just melts. Yeah, I just, I just Mormon the out of my Oreos.
Sarah
We get the, those bags of mini Oreos for the kids. Like, there's a jumbo pack. There's like Nutter Butters and stuff there too. I'll just take the mini Oreos, dump them in a coffee cup, pour milk in there and eat it like cereal.
Miles
That's smart.
John
That is smart.
Miles
Because the mini Oreos aren't that great.
Sarah
No. And you can't dunk them because you just got to stick your whole finger in there if you're trying to dump them.
John
You guys know the hack with double stuffed Oreos where you take a fork and stick it in the cream?
Miles
I've done this.
John
When I learned that my life changed. It was like, that was a life changing moment.
Sarah
You should literally go from fork to Oreo to mouth, fork back into the package to grab Oreo number two. You don't even have to touch anything.
John
And it's. You get the. You can just pop the whole cookie.
Sarah
In your mouth and there isn't the one random dry bit from where you were holding it. It's the best.
Miles
I didn't even consider that.
John
Everything is moist like bread. So that being said.
Miles
Oh, man, this might be our toughest one.
John
It is it. It is.
Sarah
I, I. Can I help you out a little bit?
John
Yeah. Hey, anything helps. You're like, no, no, I have to work through this on my own.
Sarah
Well, I, I just don't Want to put an asterisk on the stump? Miles?
John
I just. I just struggle for like 10 minutes. No, I don't need help.
Miles
Just quiet.
Sarah
They didn't say you can't have steak. You just can't have that one bite.
John
That is true.
Miles
That's a good point.
Sarah
That one bite is awesome.
John
I do like that loophole. But why are we eating rib eyes if we're not getting that one part?
Sarah
It is good, but the rest is good too.
John
It is, it is. You're right.
Miles
I like just calling it that one part.
John
Yeah, it's like when I work concrete. We called it that radio. Want to go grab that radio? Yeah. For that reason, I will. I'll marry garlic bread. Garlic bread was what it was, right?
Sarah
Yep.
John
Garlic bread. You guys know me wife. I'll wife up any bread you throw at me. Yeah, yeah. Because I can eat the rest of the steak. I'll kill the. That one part of the steak. And Oreos. I basically do already.
Sarah
Anyways.
Miles
OJ's Bronco, you know the old saying, I give an arm and a leg. Would you rather give up the arm or the leg?
John
I think I'd rather give up an arm.
Sarah
Oh, I think I'd rather give up a leg.
John
You are much more disabled without a leg.
Sarah
I just. I think prosthetics in the leg area are better than arms.
John
We're cutting off. You can't get a prosthetic.
Sarah
We'll say it wasn't in the question.
Miles
Can't do it.
John
Yeah. I mean, if you can get a prosthetic, then the. Then I'll give the leg because, you know, I don't need to look.
Sarah
And they've been doing it.
John
I don't need to dip my Oreos with my feet.
Sarah
You know, do a prosthetic arm would be great to dip Oreos.
John
Just put a little fork attachment in the end.
Sarah
Yeah, I mean, pirates were sailing the seven seas with peg legs just fine and hooks. Yeah.
John
Quite literally. The guy running the show had a hook.
Sarah
Yeah. But he got his ass beat by a 10 year old, so it's true.
John
So, Lord Voldemort.
Sarah
Spoiler 17.
Miles
Whatever.
John
No, he was actually 1 years old when he first kicked his ass.
Sarah
It's true. Didn't finish the job though. Kids a quitter.
John
What was the question? Yeah, I think if prosthetic leg, no prosthetic arm.
Sarah
Yeah, agreed.
John
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You Betcha Radio - Episode Summary
Episode Title: Oreos OR Garlic Bread?
Release Date: May 26, 2025
Introduction to the Debate: Oreos vs. Garlic Bread
In this episode of You Betcha Radio, host Myles, affectionately known as "Myles the You Betcha Guy," engages in a spirited and humorous debate with his co-hosts Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod over a seemingly simple but surprisingly divisive question: Oreos or Garlic Bread? The discussion unfolds with the trio bringing their unique Midwestern perspectives to the table, blending nostalgia, culinary preferences, and light-hearted banter.
The Steak Part Discussion
The conversation kicks off with an intriguing segue into the world of steaks, specifically focusing on different parts of the ribeye.
Miles initiates the topic:
"[00:00] Miles: Miles. Mary Kill Oreos. That one part of the steak, garlic bread."
John clarifies the anatomy of the steak:
"[00:11] John: I think it's the... rib cap on a ribeye. The rib cap. Okay."
The discussion highlights how specific parts of a steak can be as cherished as beloved snacks, setting the stage for comparing personal favorites.
Oreo Preferences and Hacks
Transitioning seamlessly, the hosts delve into their love for Oreos, sharing personal preferences and innovative ways to enjoy them.
John expresses his temptation:
"[01:00] John: But if I get myself in front of a sleeve of Oreos, game over."
He shares his preferred method of enjoying Oreos:
"[01:35] Sarah: We'll just dump them in a coffee cup, pour milk in there and eat it like cereal."
Myles acknowledges the smart approach:
"[01:47] Miles: That's smart."
The conversation emphasizes the versatility of Oreos and how simple tweaks can elevate the snacking experience.
Mini Oreos and Cereal Debate
The trio discusses the practicality of mini Oreos compared to their standard counterparts.
Sarah points out the convenience of mini Oreos:
"[01:35] Sarah: We'll just dump them in a coffee cup, pour milk in there and eat it like cereal."
Myles remarks on the quality:
"[01:49] Miles: Because the mini Oreos aren't that great."
This segment underscores the balance between convenience and quality, a common theme in everyday choices.
Best Ways to Eat Double-Stuffed Oreos
The hosts share their favorite hacks for enjoying double-stuffed Oreos without the mess.
John introduces a life-changing method:
"[02:00] Miles: I've done this."
"[02:01] John: When I learned that my life changed. It was like, that was a life changing moment."
Sarah elaborates on the technique:
"[02:08] Sarah: You should literally go from fork to Oreo to mouth, fork back into the package to grab Oreo number two."
This practical advice resonates with Oreo enthusiasts looking to enhance their snacking ritual.
Social Dynamics in the Discussion
As the conversation deepens, playful interactions emerge, showcasing the camaraderie among the hosts.
Sarah teases John about needing help:
"[02:44] Sarah: I, I. Can I help you out a little bit?"
John asserts his independence:
"[02:47] John: Yeah. Hey, anything helps. You're like, no, no, I have to work through this on my own."
These exchanges add a layer of humor and relatability, highlighting the group's dynamic.
Toughest Decision: Giving Up an Arm or a Leg
The episode takes a philosophical turn as the hosts tackle the classic hypothetical dilemma: Would you rather give up an arm or a leg?
Miles introduces the question:
"[04:12] Miles: OJ's Bronco, you know the old saying, I give an arm and a leg. Would you rather give up the arm or the leg?"
John shares his preference:
"[04:22] John: I think I'd rather give up an arm."
Sarah counters with her choice:
"[04:23] Sarah: Oh, I think I'd rather give up a leg."
The discussion explores personal values and the practicality of such a tough decision, blending humor with genuine introspection.
Prosthetics and Practicality
Delving deeper into the implications of their choices, the hosts discuss the feasibility and lifestyle changes associated with prosthetics.
Sarah advocates for leg prosthetics:
"[04:28] Sarah: I just. I think prosthetics in the leg area are better than arms."
John weighs in on the limitations:
"[04:33] John: We're cutting off. You can't get a prosthetic."
Sarah adds a light-hearted note:
"[04:38] Sarah: We'll say it wasn't in the question."
This segment balances the gravity of the topic with the hosts' characteristic humor.
Light-hearted Banter and References
Maintaining the episode's lively spirit, the hosts engage in playful banter and cultural references.
Sarah mentions a popular culture reference:
"[05:17] Miles: Whatever."
"[05:17] John: No, he was actually 1 years old when he first kicked his ass."
"[05:21] Sarah: It's true. Didn't finish the job though. Kids a quitter."
Jones ties it back to the initial topic:
"[05:31] John: What was the question? Yeah, I think if prosthetic leg, no prosthetic arm."
"[05:37] Sarah: Yeah, agreed."
These moments reinforce the hosts' chemistry and the show's engaging atmosphere.
Conclusion
Throughout the episode, You Betcha Radio masterfully intertwines lighthearted debates with meaningful discussions, all while maintaining a relatable and humorous tone. Whether it's dissecting the best way to enjoy Oreos or contemplating a hypothetical limb sacrifice, Myles and his co-hosts deliver content that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Their authentic Midwestern charm invites listeners to join in the conversation, making every episode a delightful blend of nostalgia, culture, and camaraderie.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
John on Oreo Temptation:
"[01:00] John: But if I get myself in front of a sleeve of Oreos, game over."
Sarah's Cereal Hack:
"[01:35] Sarah: We'll just dump them in a coffee cup, pour milk in there and eat it like cereal."
John's Life-Changing Oreo Hack:
"[02:01] John: When I learned that my life changed. It was like, that was a life changing moment."
Miles on Tough Questions:
"[02:37] Miles: Oh, man, this might be our toughest one."
Sarah on Prosthetics Preference:
"[04:28] Sarah: I just. I think prosthetics in the leg area are better than arms."
John's Final Take:
"[05:37] Sarah: Yeah, agreed."
These highlights encapsulate the episode's essence, showcasing the hosts' insightful and humorous exchanges.